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gofancyninjaworld · 2 years ago

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IRL Religion: God created Man in His image. OPM God: All monsters go to Heaven. Monster: Even if they've eaten humans? OPM God: ESPECIALLY if they've eaten humans. Come, my children.

#OPM #shitpost #God no ID #monsters #it's a rare IRL religion that doesn't think humanity is special #which shouldn't be a surprise: after all religion is made for humans #a world in which at least one diety is unquestionably real and doesn't even like humans would be very unsettling #although if you think about it in a universe full of stuff and life why would one species on one planet be the most important thing?#lore

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antennatoheaven · 5 months ago

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#minecraft #the legend of zelda #tloz #murderbot #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #httyd #how to train your dragon #pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good #the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it isn't at fault for being good enough to start the live action craze. i forgive it #id included #ramblings #thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.

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monkesupreme · 3 months ago

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a satisfactory answer for Selina

#bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #bruce #selina #mine #my art #i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately #wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that #i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog #anyway #thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that #this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep #just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants #thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3 #in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags #just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore #so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence #mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.

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collaredkittyboy · 1 year ago

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#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

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mwagneto · 11 months ago

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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

#please work please #ceasar #julius caesar #march 15 #ides of march #oh my god i forgot. this has been in my queue for a year

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 4 months ago

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Vincent Price throughout the years 🖤

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wasyago · 4 months ago

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tango doodles

first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly

#i need to stop drawing all the faces in 3/4 this is just silly.#gahh #anyways yes! im still on my quest to make tango look at least a little older #because every time i hear his voice the image in my head doesn't fit the sound at all.#dude has a raspy voice that doesn't exactly fit a little guy. if i could id draw him with more realistic proportions but i cant.#because um. reasons.#i can't just give up on my creachur cmon now...#ive noticed recently i tweaked a lot of my designs to be less cartoony. not sure if i like that actually. hm.#man i keep saying stuff like 'oh i gotta make weirder designs' but then i do the exact opposite??? huh?#i should stop trying to be normal. it's really hurting my image #GOD anyways. tags under the post yes.#tangotek #my art #sketch

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #fanart #jjk fanart #megumi #me: 'i like yuuji and megumi Equally :)' also me:#i cant help it hes so fun to draW hes so easy to draw i love you i love you i love youuuuuu #also this is kiiind of me making good on that poll i did forever ago saying id draw catboys . so as promised here is A Catboy :3 #hes sooooo meowmeow hes so gd CUTE god i love . fushiguro mEGUMI #to b fair i Do like yuuji and megu equally ffgsdjfdjh #sometimes u just gotta spend the whole entire day fully rendering what was supposed to be a megu sketch sheet #but now it is . just a char sheet by talos this cant keep happening #this all started bc i still want to practice/tweak the way i draw faces but it would appear i cannot control myself #also been loving drawing the cat megumi plush gddff fushiguro mewgumi is my favourite animal crossing villager #anyway so much for working on speed this was a fun 10 hours #its ok . i do it fr him <3 geto voice i dont mind being killed by you

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heavenbarnes · 6 months ago

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something something being the breadwinner in your relationship with older bf!simon because you love him and he deserves it.

his post-military allowance it pitiful (and you’ve already complained enough times to your local body that they have a picture of you behind reception) so you both agreed that your income can cover the two of you.

plus, he makes a really good house-husband.

he watches a lot of gordon ramsay on daytime tv so there’s always a beautiful meal waiting for you when you get home.

he’s mastered the fabric softener to detergent ratio and your clothes are always warm and pressed from the iron.

he keeps the carpet vacuumed and the high shelves dusted and the windows always sparkle in the sun.

you’ve even told him you expect nothing, that he’s spent a long and hard life fighting so he could spend all day sleeping and you’d just be happy he was safe.

but he says it’s how he enjoys spending his time.

replanting the garden or building you a little table so you can both enjoy coffee outside in the summer or fixing just about anything in the house giving you grief.

says he likes being useful, likes being needed by you.

“want t’show y’how much i ‘ppreciate you”

“simon, you know i don’t need-”

“let me take care’a you, sweet’art”

every night you come home to a warm meal and a warm lap to curl up in.

simon says he likes being needed- likes being used too.

“thas’ it, right on m’tongue”

warm mouth ready to be fed.

simon’s grateful, real grateful.

“mmm- y’so fucking good t’me, taste like it too”

#anyway id work every day god gave me so i could keep him at home #keep him fat and happy and he lets me sit on it morning noon and night #older bf!simon #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader

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