#Go make fuk doe

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

kyoshi, out for (rangi's) blood, when rangi runs to the lake

kyoshi, sad, wishing rangi wasn't in the north pole but with her instead

kyoshi, panicking, as she and rangi race through the fire palace to get to Hei-Ran and rangi leads the charge

kyoshi, distraught, when rangi steps onto the lei tai in hujiang

[cregansdingdong]

So…

Cregan on a day going on a frenzy out of nowhere and full on fucking the brains out of his wife THE WHOLE DAYYYY, neglecting his duties while the other Lords call for him and he straight up threatens to kill anyone who dares interrupt him…on my knees rn🧎🏻‍♀️

Go off, your majesty👑🙇🏻‍♀️

NEGLECTING HIS DUTIES---CONGRATS CAUSE UR DEFO A MOTHER AFTER THAT WOOOOOOOOO ALRIGHT.

so. my brain is doing a think. a nice, slutty think.

Let me just start by clarifying that Cregan, above all else, respects his position just as the majority of his ancestors have done before him. He's very serious about being the Warden of the North and he really does his best to...behave himself. Sometimes though, he doesn't.

alright thats enough thinking its time to fuk. i sincerely apologize for what im about to unleash. may the odds be ever in your favor i guess lol

ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.

NSFW stuff under the cut. 18+ only. I'm not responsible for the content you choose to consume. ty. no SRSLY this one needs like twenty more nsfw warnings

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"You can take it.” He murmurs into the quiet of their chambers, eyes trained down where he’d connected to his wife for the third—no, maybe fourth time since they’d risen that day. He’d lost count, much like she had. It felt pointless to keep track anyway. All that mattered was that it felt good. Filling her deep, slow, teeth dug into her calf over his shoulder just to ground himself and remember where he was. The Lord of Winterfell was cunt-drunk beyond belief. 

Cregan woke that morning without the thought of his tasks for the day. No. None at all. His wife was sitting up in their marital bed, rubbing the sleep from her eyes, reaching over for her soft robe—Gods, he lost absolute control of himself, of his restraint. He saw the supple planes of her back, and that was all it took, really. He’d taken her on her stomach first, a satisfying, lazy fuck that he couldn’t hold himself from coming early. That didn’t mean he was done, by any means, just momentarily winded. His mouth worked just fine to bring her to peak.

Seeing his own seed dribble out of her pretty cunt was enough to make him hard all over again. He feasted on her for breakfast, smearing his come over her pearl and cleaning it off nice and clean. He loved the way she tasted when she released against his mouth—loved the way his own release tasted when mixed with her slick. Delving his tongue deep, hands gripping her fleshy backside as he was torn between lapping up his own seed from her or pushing it further in. Gods, it was obscene. That made him all the more feral to go again. Everything was so warm when he slipped himself back inside. Whatever possessed him that day was unknown to either of them.

It was frantic, breathy—short strokes that were brief but hard enough to make her eyes roll back. Cregan held himself up via the backboard, thankful more and more every day that he’d chosen the sturdiest design imaginable as he snapped his hips against her ass. His wife was a thorough mess, mewling inconsolably as the sensitivity from her last release was front and center. She came again as his cockhead hit that spot like a bullseye.

They took a respite, thankfully. Cregan had never felt himself so drained of seed before. But, back to where we were: "You can take it.” He murmurs into the quiet of their chambers, eyes trained down where he’d connected to his wife for the third—no, maybe fourth time since they’d risen that day. He’d lost count, much like she had. It felt pointless to keep track anyway. All that mattered was that it felt good. Filling her deep, slow, teeth dug into her calf over his shoulder just to ground himself and remember where he was. The Lord of Winterfell was cunt-drunk beyond belief.

This time, his thrusts were deliberate, keen, and languid. He was fucking her. Making love. Making heirs. Pushing his come as deep as it could go and satiating his urge to breed her until she was round with the litter of her Lord Wolf. She was on her back, by the edge of the bed, eyes locked on Cregan’s light eyes, her pupils equally as dilated as she watched him take his time with her. “You—have a meeting today.” Huh. He did.

“Don’t care.” He grunts, thumbs pushing into the back of her thighs. His brows were furrowed in concentration, only seeing the sweat gathering on her clavicle, the flush of her cheeks, the way her nails were digging into the sheets—the tunnel vision was going to make him bust. “You’re forgetting.” She moans, head tilting back. “Forgetting—mmmh! Forgetting your responsibility to your bannermen.” Cregan bit her calf harder at the mention of them. “I don’t care. I’ll slit the throat of any man who dares remove me from your perfect cunt, wife.” He rasps, now briefly recalling that he was supposed to attend first thing in the morning. Ah, well, too late now.

“You’d better fill me then, my Lord husband.” She giggles, delighted at the prospect of having him all to herself for the day. “If we’re going to spend the afternoon making pups, we’d better not disappoint them.” His eyes flick up at her face as he pauses his deep thrust, squeezing her thighs in his large hands. A rumble of a sultry laugh emits from his chest. “Your womb will take all that I give it, woman. I’ll make sure of that.”

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[dilfdicks]

Sutton! I saw you were on Abbys blog talking about breeding kinks, who do you think has the biggest breeding kink out of the JJK men?

don't play with me ill break it down

sukuna has a big fat breeding kink BECAUSE its a primal urge and he wants an heir to probably eat or kill in battle one day. he wants to fuck you pregnant because he's able to and its a dominance thing to put a baby in you. you're his, you carry his child, your pussy is full of his cum. his his his his his his his. ya feel?

nanami's breeding kink is sweeter, he wants to dote on you, fill you up and make you his in the familial regard. he does it gently, fuks his cum into you whilst making eye contact and whispering about how good you'll look all full with his baby. goes two rounds and then plugs you with his cock for a while to give it time to marinate.

gojo has a breeding kink because cumming in you feels great, is nasty and also he's the strongest has he mentioned that? he doesn't even want kids, he has a son and a horrible position of power he doesnt want to pass down but HOW can he not fill you with his cum and finger it back into you when you take it so nicely? HOW can he say no to you when you wrap your legs around his waist and tell him not to pull out? anything for you, he supposes.

ino's breeding kink just stems from him being a 'it doesn't feel as good with a condom babe' guy and i stand by that. he doesn't want to get you pregnant but he wants to breed the shit out of you trust me it makes sense. he's cheeky about it too h promises he will pull out but god you just feel so good wrapped around him that he starts getting close and he's giving you puppy eyes like 'please, baby, let me cum inside,' and he's just so pretty its illegal to say no to him oops youve been bred.

and choso wants to be bred by you, uhh make it work somehow he thinks its cute the idea of you laying claim on him like that even if its not possible you can entertain the idea somehow.

mahito just does it nasty style 24/7 and makes you walk around with his cum plugged inside of you with a toy so we will classify that as a breeding kink because if there's one thing that man will stand by its having every kink under the sun.

higuruma, like nanami, has sweet intentions behind his breeding kink YOU WOULD THINK but nope, he's such a freak about it he will press down on your tummy as he fucks you in a mating press and drone on and on about how he's going to fuck a baby into you and make you all his and he's obsessed with the fact that once you're bred by him your tits will get heavy with milk and he's definitely gonna suck em once that happens.

geto doesn't have a breeding kink. sike he's just cutesy about it, he won't mention having one until he's emptying his balls inside of you and starts babbling on about how good you're gonna look all roung and pregnancy for him and you're stuck there wondering when the fuck he was going to mention this was a baby making session. probably has a condom on too he's just lost in the fantasy which is kinda cute

just realised this isnt even what you asked for.. uh biggest breeding kink goes to me kenjaku

[totallybakedcake]

Teaser

Kissing them and running away

Leno/ Reno

You chuckled as Reno got dressed and prepared to go to Kafka's birthday. He was clumsily wearing his suit. Dropping things here and there, checking himself in the mirror, and trying to be confident. It was hilarious. Suddenly, you had a fun idea.

As Reno was putting his shoes on, you ran towards him and tackled him in a hug. He smiled, pulling you deeper into his embrace. "Name. I will be back soon. Do your best in training." He stroked your hair as he patted your back and pulled away.

"I will, but first this." Wrapping your hands around his neck, you pulled him in for a kiss. Sliding your tongue effortlessly in his mouth as he had no time to react to your tease.

In a second, you pulled away, wiping off the trail of saliva on your mouth as you ran away, speaking, "I will do better in training now! Love ya"

Reno was flabbergasted with your move. His entire face was practically a tomato. "Name, I will get you back for this." He thought to himself as he walked away, still a flushed mess.

Hoshina

Hoshina is the definition of a boyfriend who is different outside and inside. You somewhat understood his professionalism, but sometimes it got on your nerves. He never even gave you a peck on the lips or cheek before a mission, always stayed away from you when in the defense force, and heck, even slaps your hand away when you even try to hold it when you both are outside the building returning home. Whenever you both are at home, he does not leave you alone and makes you flustered every single time.

It was time for revenge on him.

You pulled Kafka and Leno to the side. Clearing your throat and trying to muster up a serious voice, you spoke. "Since you two are the newbies in my platoon and are quite shy, I need your help."

Kafka and Leno side-eyed themselves, preparing for the worst as you said your plan.

They were blushing, to say the least; sweat trickled down their foreheads, but they knew they couldn't decline you as their platoon leader.

You walked to Hoshina, trying to cover the smirk that was already threatening to come out. It is the time Hoshina would train with the others, train himself as well, and later present something to the higher-ups, and you would visit the fourth division.

Perfect timing

"Hoshina fuk-taicho!" Speaking in a low tone, Soshiro looked at you with a confused look. "Wha-" You suddenly pulled him close, kissing him with passion. You licked his lips before quickly sliding your tongue in. Letting him taste the cake you had eaten before.

Soshiro's eyes were wide open, and his body didn't even move an inch. Just as you pulled away, he was back on Earth. Desperately wiping off the saliva as you ran up to Kafka and Leno speaking.

"Kafka, this is how you will kiss Captain Ashiro in the future, and Leno, this is how you will kiss your future girlfriend. Thanks!" Kafka covered his face in guilt as Leno fell to his knees. They looked at Soshiro, who was dazzled by the strong and passionate kiss. His face had just a shocked look as the tips of his ears were red as he took urgent steps, wanting to delete that CCTV footage.

I swear in God's name. You will be punished.

Gen

Gen. Narumi being told to be an arrogant captain and a terrible patner was a big fat lie. He is the sweetest boyfriend you could ask for. One of his funny traits is that sometimes he is the most flustered person ever when you pull a stunt on him that catches him off guard.

Today was when you pulled another stunt on the Narumi Gen.

"Ah, name, do you know I have to go to a boring ass meeting with all the captains and others even though we have nothing important to talk about? Geez, I feel bad there." Gen spoke in a complaining tone. You knew you had to do something about that.

Narumi was buckling up, wearing his uniform, applying his perfume, and wearing what he wears. It was time to do it.

"Gen~" That awfully sweet voice came out as Narumi turned around and looked at you normally. "Huh?"

You ran towards him and crashed your lips on his. You cupped his face as you explored through his mouth at a quick pace. Gen just let you do your thing. He tried to cup your face, but you pulled away, dashing towards the door and screaming, "Hopefully this cheers you up!"

"What." Narumi was just left there dumbfounded; he felt upset that he wasn't fast enough to react, pull you away, or pull you closer, like his mind had a short circuit.

Bonus-

Everyone in the meeting room was shocked to see Gen. Narumi without games or even speaking. Just sitting there, lost in thoughts and all serious.

"Commander Narumi?" Everyone called out to him, concerned that they were starting to take over.

"Narumi, what happened? You don't seem normal, if that's how to put it."

"Oh, nothing. I am just planning revenge on someone, nothing else. Continue."

It was the first time people saw a different side of Narumi Gen.

Reno

"Name?" Hoshina and Ashiro called out to you. They walked towards you with a troubled look. "Did something happen? Did I do something wrong?"

"Are you okay, Name?" Hoshina spoke, placing a hand on your shoulder as he looked at you from head to toe. "Your heart rate is pretty uneven today, shooting up to 152 and even higher. That never happens, even in tougher training."

You couldn't hold it, but a laugh escaped your lips. "I am very sorry. There is something I have many feelings about and can't stop thinking about. I will be more careful next time. See you tomorrow, Captain and Vice Captain!"

"Captain, I am sorry to say this, but sometimes she makes me scared." "Don't worry, Hoshina, me too."

Sorry for the late upload I am getting so stressed with everything and blah blah. Got to write 10 more stories/fics and even more so if anyone wants Kafka, Mina, Haruichi , Iharu and Isao. Wait some more for part 2! Hopefully this post ain't too bad and THANKS A BUNCH! for 1k likes, I really didn't expect it would happen so soon thank you!

[yeahxsurexokay13]

forget about us, mason mount

summary: yn and mason have been broken up for 5 months and both have apparently moved on from each other but then yn's unexpected new single happens

warnings: the song mentioned is 'forget about us' by perrie because i have been obsessed with it ever since it came out !!!! but for the sake of the smau i have decided to completely ignore the parts where she talks about not wanting to go back to where they were lol

y/n.y/l

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y/n.y/l well, here's the truth of it

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fan1 spill the tea bestie we're all ears ☕☕☕👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼

fan2 we're getting nEW MUSIC EVERYBODY

jackgrealish Reckon this one will make the pre match playlist?

y/n.y/l we'll have to see if it passes the vibes check 🥸

fan6 so it's a break up song 🥲 confirmed.

fan3 are these lyrics? 👀

user1 looks like we're about to get the inside scoop on the breakup

fan4 don't bother zooming in on slide 3 it doesn't work

jobebellingham 👩🏽‍🍳

y/n.y/l 🤫

fan7 WHAT DOES HE KNOW

fan8 not jude's brother commenting.........

selenagomez Love seeing you in your element 🫶 liked by y/n.y/l

fan5 Here come the tissues 🤧🤧

y/n.y/l

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y/n.y/l big thanks to @/edsheeran for helping me put my heart into words and to the amazing @/allieavital for directing this mv with such brilliance and kindness.

'forget about us' song and mv are yours at midnight!!! 🌃

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fan1 aaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ASFJK

niallhoran YES! Been hyped for this release. Let's goooo!

y/n.y/l thank you! this means so much coming from you!!! x

fan2 i've been trying to make out what the song might be about by this 5 second video and it's safe to say i have nothing

fan3 like wth is she supposed to be seeing on those tvs?

fan4 CAN MIDNIGHT HURRY UP PLZ AND THANK YOU

edsheeran It was an honour to work on this with you. Can't wait for everyone to hear it 🙌 liked by y/n.y/l

fan5 can't wait to watch and listen 💖

fan6 already preparing myself emotionally for this song bc if it's about Mason idk if i'll survive 😭😭😭

fan7 yn's music always hits differently when it's inspired by real life experiences 😮‍💨

y/n.y/l

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y/n.y/l fuk sad feelings

tagged: madelyncline

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fan1 a negroni… sbagliato… with prosecco in it

y/n.y/l oh stunning

fan2 MASON IS BACK IN THE LIKES EVERYBODY MOVE

fan4 what if he heard the song?

fan2 he DEFINITELY heard the song lol

madelyncline Did you know i am obsessed with you?

y/n.y/l giggling and kicking my feet i love u bb

fan3 I spy with my little eye... Mason in Y/n's likes 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

fan5 this has me imagining all sorts of scenarios please let this mean something

fan6 my babies @.y/n.y/l @/madelyncline 😍❤️

fan7 UR SO PRETTY WTH

y/n.y/l

📍 portsmouth

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y/n.y/l writing about how much i want one direction to get back together next

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fan1 AS SOON AS I SAW THE LOCATION I KNEW OMFG

fan2 my heart is so happy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

user1 You and Mason are too cute! But seriously, we need that One Direction reunion song.

declanrice ❤️

fan6 "but when I hear your name, it's still so raw. do you ever feel the same way too?" looks like he did!!!

fan3 okay this wins for the most creative way of saying 'we're back together' lol so happy for you two 💕💕

user2 i'd stream that song on repeat until it happens

fan4 mum and dad arE BACK TOGETHER YAY

fan5 if your song works, I'll be forever indebted to you!!!

user3 been rooting for you two since day one!! so happy to see you back together 🥰

masonmount Your biggest fan forever ❤️

y/n.y/l my number 7 ♥️

[sanflawoah]

Black Myth: Wukong

More brainrot commentary because I'M NOWHERE NEAR DONE WITH GOING INSANE OVER THIS MONKE GAME.

Cursed texts and massive spoilers bellow. Lots of random bits and wee woo wee woo.

First of all, YEEESSS to everything well written big budget media with heavy cultural elements that isn't western centric. Love it 👏, a thousand more like this please.

HONESTLY can't get enough of the character designs. Watching the old tv show in my childhood got me imagining the JTTW characters as these cute human with animal ears. But since the game took a more serious and darker tone they took the character design to 1000. So many memorable characters with distinct style, drip, and combat.

Ok so whose idea was it to make some of the plants sentient and will beat your ass for daring to pick them up. I now have trust issues with ginseng and mushrooms

The toad bosses reminds me of Gamabunta. For a moment they also gave me a war flashback of Jedi Survivor's Oggdo-Bogdo, I want those things vaporised from earth 🔫🔫

Kang-Jin darkening the environment during her second stage, I legit thought it was a problem with my screen, until I found out other players had it too lmao. Also looove her design, silver loong with holographic glow, prettiest loong in the game

Boss musics are so LIT, I've been looping them for weeks

The Scorpionlord. First I saw him I was like HANZO HASASHI :DD??? But instead of hellfire, this time he uses venom. And the fact that the environments have autumn palette, connects me to MK 11 Shirai Ryu fire garden arena lol

an NPC called Starved Abomination. The name really sends me because ngl it's a relatable concept, I too became an abomination whenever I'm starving.

To punish Wukong for his lifetime worth of trash-talking, the game now choose The Destined One as shy and doesn't talk much except for when he screams during fights. All my grievances of expecting him to be chatty and noisy actually works out the more I understand the story. And turns out it was all part of his journey, you are meant to complete him by collecting Wukong's scattered senses. Lil introverted fur-ball of scream I love you so much. Since the NG+++ Wukong stance actually gave him voicelines, I'm guessing the Destined One is going to complete his development in actually becoming Wukong in the DLC.

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE had a beef with Wukong and now we gotta pick up after his mess. My poor Destined One walked into an area completely clueless and suddenly everyone is jumping on him because "REMEMBER THE THING YOU DID TO ME A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO??? WELL FUK YOU, NOW DIE."

~

🐱Yin Tiger🐱. First time I met him I was like ohhh who are you, you look so cool and kinda cute tho, look at those big boba eyes, pspspsps.

He's all busy with his hammer and zabuza sword, thinks you're so annoying for bothering his work. Then there's this "challenge" option and suddenly he rose and casually tossed his hammer to the ground, I was like wait I was just joking aYO I WAS JUST JOKING-, then proceeds to delete my HP in 30 seconds. Anyway I love how he appears big and heavy and yet moves so swiftly. Of ALL the tiger bosses in this game, imo he's the coolest and THE SANEST. I still can''t get over the Tiger Vanguard and Mad Tiger trauma, those orange cats are on a whole new level of insanity.

🕷️Fourth Spider Sister🕷️. I'm actually so INVESTED in her mystery, like why are you helping me? Why do you look so sad? Are those tear stains on your cheeks?? Why did the Immortal Crane said that I'm giving you "false hopes"? What were we in the previous life?

"Think about her, won't you? Should you feel like stirring trouble in your next life." WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, TELL ME. SHE SEEMS SO NICE THO, she's just a sad goth girl what did she do?? What did WE do?? And her journal entry is so interesting.

🐉Yellow Loong🐉. LISTEN.... I literally had to pause for a moment when I saw him. Cutscene plays and I was like Oohh it's going to be that type of charismatic character reciting monologue, and then I saw his name and it's THE YELLOW LOONG??? This suave horned man is The Yellow Loong??

Well damn I have to say that's one handsome loong. He's one of those elegant style fighters, my favourite genre, up there with Whiteclad Noble and Erlang Shen.

👁️Erlang Shen⚡. The way I turned up the volume when I heard Andrew Koji's Erlang voice.....It's just so.......pleasant to hear. Something about the way he did his voice, the smug taunts, the gentle almost-whispers, and the gROWLS???

I can't even with the entirety of Erlang's character design in this game, because dAMN BOI what a BEAUTY. I thought the game was going to make his appearance more mature looking, or even scarier, because that's just how it is with game character design formula, especially in games like this. But NOOOOO..... they made him ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. His face, his voice, HIS MOVESS, the way they designed his martial arts so elegantly. When you perfect dodge everything with him, it really feels like a dance. I have to note that when sometimes you tried heavy attack on him aND HE SIMPLY JUST-.... took one step to the side.... THE ABSOLUTE SLAYYY DISRESPECT💅💅. Welcome back Isshin from Sekiro.

Also I just found out that depending on what transformation you're using, he's going to react differently on each. Particularly interesting one was when you use Azure Dust. Most of the time, when you transform, he's going to transform too and chances are he's going to one-shot you out of the transformation. He doesn't do that with Azure Dust for some reason, instead he got amused because Lmao returning back to your origin?. And this line, "Walking his path is no easy feat, it will test you relentlessly". SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT ERLANG HAVING THIS HIDDEN BURDEN THROUGHOUT THE PLOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, I NEED THE DLC TO EXPLORE HIS CHARACTER MORE I'M BEGGING YOU GAME SCIENCE. You can't leave me hanging with his journal entry please I want him to have some peace and closure.

Powerful quiet character with hidden struggle, the bane of my existence, my beloved.

☂️🐉The Four Heavenly Kings🎸🗡️. MAN I love these guys, their fight feels so rewarding somehow, because after all those struggles with Erlang, they feel more like a reward battle for visual entertainment.

Aside from being relatively easy, they're just so fun to watch. I keep wanting to stall the fight just to see what move sets they could perform because their coordinated attacks are just SO COOL.

South king throwing the sword at us, joined by the West king throwing punches, and then the West king passing the sword back to South king. That brief moment of them passing weapons, they need to do more of that, so sick.

The North king combo with every other kings. The West jumping up using the North's umbrella, summoned the dragon, the South yeeting the sword, and the East buffing up the umbrella thrust attack with his Pipa magic. I'd hate to be a normal human citizen under them during that scene GODDAMN. I'd say the West is the game's favourite king because he's the one with the most screentime. He's the one with distinct glowing eyes and he was the most visible behind Erlang during the opening. The North being the coolest because WTF WAS THAT TYPHOON UMBRELLA WITH THE WEST'S DRAGON ROLLING WITH IT, AND THE MUSIC QUE, ABSOLUT CINEMA. The East probably being the chillest of them all because my man was just serenading the fight yo, I like how his fingers actually moves accurately playing the BGM. I know they're on the heaven's side, but for some reason I want them to be on our side if it's possible in the DLC. If we could get Erlang, then surely we can get them? They're too epic not to have.

🐒THE GREAT SAGE'S BROKEN SHELL🐒

THE MONKEY, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. SUN. WU. KONG. THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN THIS MF SHOWED UP ON SCREEN. TEARFUL CHEER AND AND UNIMAGINABLE TERROR. AND WITH THAT BITS OF THE OG TV SHOW THEME MOTIF PLAYING WHEN HE SUMMONED JINGU BANG.

Who would've thought that we're going to fight our former self as a literal your greatest enemy is yourself concept. Like yO IT'S THE G HIMSELF WUKONG but now FUK I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM?? Look, sir, Mr. Great Sage, I know I've been playing around as you and I don't even know what I'm doing, I'M SORRY.

So now we're fighting zombie Wukong. He's literally soulless inside and his voice sounds demonic. YET STILL he radiates that lively asshole energy. You try pillar stance to get away from him, he does the same but his pillar is TALLER than yours. You try to walk off calmly, he does the same but then taunts you for it, eats a peach and then flicks the seed to your head. Kicks you to the sky and transforms his jingu bang into a pillar and plants it to the ground with you under it. He cheats by summoning kintoun and body slammed you. He summoned his clones to kick you in all directions only for the original Wukong to wait on the side yawning, then he kicks your jingu bang back at you like "pick it up bitch", and taunts you with his hand gesture to come at him. Ok now you're raging and you tried to pillar stance heavy attack at him, he's like "shut yo bitch-" and GRABBED YOUR JINGU BANG WITH YOU STILL HOLDING ON TO IT AND STARTS USING YOU AS A FLY SWATTER. Just as you think that these suffering couldn't get any worse, you tried to heal and he IMMOBILISED YOU, SNATCHED YOUR GOURD AND TOOK A SIP, decided that it tastes like shit and threw it back at you. Now THIS is the little shit that I know and love.

The whole time you tried to do a move against him, he returned the favour but better. You think your staff extension is long? Ok he'll extend his staff to a kilometer, and that's STILL him holding back. You can do ring of fire? His is bigger in diameter and burns brighter. The game had to nerf out his lore accurate skills because it's just so atrociously OP.

Ok so you finally defeated him? Just as he got dusted away he still managed to croak a last laugh.

Que good ending animated cutscene with the JTTW plot in reverse serenaded with Celestial Symphony. Happy onions, happy onions tearing up the eyes. Crank the volume up, it's all coming together. That's Ba Jie, that's Sanzang, that's Wujing, that's horse.

MMMMMMM MONKE.

[strawberryseeded]

I know that the general consensus is that Sukuna thinks Yuuji is boring asf & thats why he ignores him 24/7 (At least that's the impression i get, maybe im totally wrong fjhfhf), and like, Yeah. But i actually headcanon that the "ignoring" part started (and still mostly is) the other way around...? Like. Ok. Literally the second Sukuna understands that he's trapped inside Yuuji's body, that he can't get out, he starts YELLING at him inside his mind. Yuujis's response/reaction?: "Wow this dude sure is annoying" *goes on with his life*

At first Sukuna does try to at least pester Yuuji and the ppl around him by appearing on his skin and saying shit like "When i get out im gonna kill you all👍", but Yuuji straight up SLAPS him and never even answers to any of his threats nor talks to him directly, even talking about him to other people as if Sukuna isn't right there (the blatant disrespect hdgshshjs). The only instances the two of them talk are when Sukuna wants to talk to him; Yuuji just puts up with it. The sole time Yuuji adresses him first is when he asks Sukuna to help Junpei, and even tho Sukuna could have ignored him, he goes out of his way to tell Yuuji 2 go fuk himself (cuz Sukuna is... an asshole lolll).

Another example: At the end of the death paintings arc, Sukuna freaking. Just goes on and on mocking Yuuji and blaming him for what happened to Fushiguro's sister and the other curse's victims (srsly hes super annoying abt it) and the only thing Yuuji replies (and only because he believes it to be true so hes rly upset about it) is Shut up and Dont tell Fushiguro.

After that, during the Shibuya arc, right after killing Mahoraga, the last thing Sukuna does before losing control again is taunt Yuuji because he knows Yuuji will lose his fucking mind. But still, even in this instance and even though Sukuna is the one who caused all this destruction and suffering, Yuuji doesn't say anything back to him, not even to curse/insult him (i could go off on a whole tangent about why but that's not the point of this post).

In the culling game arc, when Angel says she wants to kill The Fallen, Sukuna brings Yuuji to his domain to prevent him from spilling the beans about who he is... and before he even opens his mouth Yuuji straight up says to him "even seeing your face makes me sick wdyw". Sukuna totally ignores this, obviously and goes Haha yeah anyways...

i cud go on lol.

Bottom line... Sure, Sukuna's called Yuuji boring & dull like 85746463636 million times but that's just him severely underestimating his strenght and talent at Jujutsu because Sukuna is a huge Jujutsu otaku BUT i think Sukuna was bored out of his mind inside Yuuji this whole time because Yuuji is the one who was always mercilessly ignoring him.

[eldritch-spouse]

TCE Groupchat : Da Slutz 😈💕 (Santi's phone)

Santi 💦💦 created group chat Da Slutz 😈💕

Santi 💦💦 : Hiiii guys !! I created this group so it'll make easier for us to communicate, love yall heathens 🤪🤪🤪

Chef 🍄🍆😫 : fuk is this

Grimbs ♥️ : guys I've ordered some Japanese candy, it's not for Morrell don't put it in the kitchen pls uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺

slimyyy 👁👄👁 is typing ...

Dick-E 🤖 : guyZ 1 c4n s33 wh4t y411 typ1ng 😆😆😆😋😋😋🤪🤪

Dick-E 🤖 : g4110n th1nks 1s c00l 😎😎😎😎🥴🥴

Fluffy baby 👼🏼🕊 : Hello everyone. I hope everyone has good today and work efficiently. This group is a really good and effective idea for us to communicate; we are grateful Santi.

Dick-E 🤖 : yů w4nn4 fUck h1m s00 b4d lma00 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Fluffy baby 👼🏼🕊 : ????

Grimbs ♥️ : you were supposed to fix the P.O box today FRANK 🤨

Dick-E 🤖 : *shared a picture*

Grimbs ♥️ HOW DARE YOU !

Dick-E 🤖 : l0lz

notaclown 🤡🩸 : funny as hell, imma download it

Grimbs ♥️ : shut up clown ~

notaclown 🤡🩸 : I'm in your walls.

notaclown 🤡 🩸  changed the group's name to yourmom up Grimbly ass

Dick-E 🤖 : wixhei39fjxjxi 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

Grimbs ♥️ changed the group's name to USELESS CLOWN 🤡

Chef 🍄🍆😫 : pls help me

Dick-E 🤖 : Y0000

Pumpkin pie 🥧 🍆  : piglet ? is everything okay ? How did you get this phone ?

notaclown 🤡🩸 : dumb bitch 

Grimbs ♥️  : does Morrell know about this?~

Grimbs ♥️ : my package arrived guys don't bother me !! Uwu 💕🎂

notaclown 🤡🩸 : shut your bitch ass up

[LMAO.]

If screenshot notifications are active then rest assured Gallon took about five of them in that instance alone.

As Admin, you get administrator privileges, and you should use them to keep any of these morons in line.

I like the thought of Sybastian being there just to see shit go down. He can operate a phone and he can definitely read. But the mimic can't be fucked to type. To be fair, Nebul is not that talkative in it either.

Krulu has access to this chat group via you, but cares little since it's clearly ehere his workers' brains come to die.

[helluvagirlboss]

In light of the impending Ghostfuckers emotional damage, here’s a scenario that I don’t think will happen in the show, but I think it would be absolutely fucking hilarious (based on a conversation I had with @awkwardandeccentric )

Imagine later down the line after Blitz and Stolas have been in an established relationship, Blitz is now on decent terms with Octavia, and maybe Stolas has been working at IMP for a bit, Blitz decides to throw the company a party called the “Our Dads Sucked Party” because of how all of them have Daddy Issues.

Stolas, Blitz, and Moxxie are the obvious choices, but they include Loona too because her biological dad sucked. Octavia joins, despite having a good dad, but she does have Mommy Issues and more recently Uncle Issues (aka Andrealphus) and doesn’t wanna be left out.

Millie is there for moral support.

Blitz also invites Fizzarolli to this party because Fizz’s dad was fairly absent and that contributed a lot to his exploitation later in life.

And assuming he has made up with Barbie by this point, he invites her.

Eventually Blitz makes the executive decision to have an open invite.

He posts about it on Sinstagram that says “kum or dont, idc, fuk r shitti dads”

So Blitz doesn’t have the most popular following on Sinstagram and enough people hate him that he assumes like maybe a few extra people shows up so he just rents out a floor in one of the nicer buildings in the Pride Ring.

But instead of like a few extra people…like half of Hell shows up.

So many of his ex flings and one nights stands are there as well as a bunch of people he never dreamed he’d be in the same room with again.

Verosika shows up.

Angel Dust shows up.

Multiple Overlords show up.

Blitz panics.

Because now they have to rent out the whole damn building and he has to designate floors. Tailored to specific needs.

There’s the crying floor, the therapy floor, the rage floor, the fuck it we ball floor, the fuck it we fuck floor.

This proves difficult when someone in dire need of two or more floors can’t cross over, and it causes multiple fights, that he needs to break up.

Also he has to work overtime to keep the Overlords the fuck away from each other because he is not going to deal with the fallout if an Overlord feud gets too murdery.

(He also sees an interaction between Angel Dust and Valentino that sets off the red flags in his head that he really needs to keep Valentino specifically away from Angel.

Angel thanks him for it the next day.)

His last straw is when Lucifer fucking Morningstar shows up.

Absolutely not. Blitz refuses to lose cool points by having this party go sideways in front of the King of Hell Himself.

So he bites the bullet…and calls a certain hotel for help.

Turns out Princess Charlie Morningstar is more than eager to take an overwhelming majority of drunk party-goers into her hotel, and somehow manages to bed and feed all of them.

She gets stars in her eyes when multiple hungover residents express a desire to stay at the Hotel for longer.

(Husk tries to tell her it’s because they all have hangovers that’ll last them multiple days, but Vaggie’s spear shuts him up).

And that’s the story of how Charlie managed to fill up the Hazbin Hotel for the first time in forever and it’s all because Blitz decided to throw a party dedicated to everyone with daddy issues.

Blitz doesn’t know if he regrets everything or nothing.

He doesn’t regret the praise he gets for throwing the biggest party in Hell.

But he does regret the reparation bills he gets from the owner of the building he rented.

[hungry-n]

Hiii, it's Idea-anon. Such a nice feeling to post here some ideas again hehe. Let's start with the usual: how's your day going? I'm glad that you like my ideas :3 !! Btw I'm here to introduce the idea of mine! Since I really like N and waiting him become hungry-feral in show, behold my lil headcanon-

✨️N's eating cravings/instinct✨️

Uzi: I think, N is being so..weird this time..he good? Or like he finally realized what's depression is? But I feel somethin' is.. comin'.. no good comin'..

J: *chewing ripped off some worker drone's arm, and then gulped it whole to answer back* Tbh I really don't care.

Uzi: bitc-

*A sudden scream is heard*

Uzi: !!..we gotta check up! Quick!

J: ...meh

Uzi: *points the somehow pulled out of N's stomach railgun*

J: Ok! Ok! Jeez...

*they sneak very quietly towards the source of the cry*

Uzi: ...N..? W-what-

J: Oh fuk..not now..

*N, with big X on screen, is swallowing a worker drone by a moment! He turns around, and is seen his big belly that growls and gurgles. Many of his preys are kicking to being let out. N pulled out his big yellow tongue with saliva on it. He looks so..hungry and full at the same time*

J: His hunger back.

Uzi: ..huh?..

J: Y'know he suck at hunt and useless and stuff- but- not to die from hunger, he has the strongest "Eating-hunting instinct.exe" program. I have one, V does..but N's more visible with his stupid and useless personality.

Uzi: ... *her eyes are rings (like this: 00), don't know what to do for the first time*

J: and y'know, we like..gotta run. Cuz during his last and first eating cravings he almost ate me and V-

After sh*t been happened, N was so sorry and apologized a lot to mentioned recently drones.

~Idea-anon

HAHAAA I LOVE THAT! 😭

and it would make sense… cuz n can’t be completely useless. So I could DEFINITELY see him being programmed with a more powerful predatory instinct, to word it that way…

And n the thought of n awkwardly apologising afterwards is so funny yet kinda cute… im giggling asjdjsjo 😭

Just kinda like…

"I’m very sorry 3:" but he just resembles a sad, sopping wet kitty so much that the worker drones would feel so guilty if they didn’t forgive him… even if they were a little wary and hesitant to do so. AND I IMAGINE J JUST STANDING THERE SUPERVISING AS WELL AND N JUST LOOKS AT HER, 1. FOR APPROVAL, AND 2. IN A WAY THATS LIKE "haha plz don’t hurt me"

Thanks again for sending an ask, idea-anon!!!!

[cruelprincae]

Deer Cardan,

You shud definitely flirt with Prince Stolas. He is the best bird evar, and has a rly gud heart. Also his ex was maybee a fukking idiot who hurt him, so he deserves lots ov gud things rn -- like fae revels and shit.

Pls go love on him, or at leest bee his Friend?

xoxo, Blitzo

((Sorry, hi, just had to send a ridiculous ask once I saw that you existed and are mutuals with Jude! Feel free to ignore, I just am over here like omg yes, please, Stolas and Cardan could have the best dang dynamic ever! Apologies for all the cheering from the peanut gallery xD))

@doublejango sent a rather illiterate missive / unprompted asks open

Exceedingly few are the things he can comprehend from the tattered note that nearly pierced through his head as it arrowed into the brick wall of his chambers; The words are narrowed and dragged, which, in addition to being horridly misspelt is of no aid to Cardan's desperate attempt to read through them ― which ought to be an achievement on its own accord, considering that, as one of the Folk, he can speak and comprehend every language that is spoken amongst mankind.

Alas, throughout bits and pieces, there are some words he does understand such as Prince Stolas, who is evidently a bird and is currently in possession of an ex ― that, and faerie revels, although more than a few sentences have predated such, and thus, the Prince uncertain of whether the revels concern the bird or the ex. And, given that the sender of the missive provides no further elaboration, Cardan assumes his inquiry will be unanswered.

Although he is still unsure as to why the letter addressed to him called him a deer, for unlike his brother, Dain, he has neither deer horns nor deer legs. Perchance, the letter was meant for another Cardan ? Mab, he is far too strung and high from the revel held in the grand halls of Hollow Hall to even begin to make sense of what is written.

❛ I understand none of that, ❜ Comes the groaned mutter as a beringed hand reaches to rub the bridge of his nose, just between his eyes, where a growing ache begins to throb. Moving away from the ray of sunlight illuminating the note, he throws it upon his desk alongside the rest of his yet unfinished work and instead falls face first into the soft, fur-covered pillows of his bed where he proceeds to rest; finally alone, and without the presence of any courtiers.

[resurgentclass-stardestroyer]

Fuck it. Mitaka headcanons

* Mitaka is two years younger than Hux

* Mitaka is actually a Lieutenant Commander (fuk da canon)

* Mitaka can bark out orders when necessary, but otherwise he's known to be quite polite and kind, sympathetic even, traits that are shocking for a ranked officer in the FO. Everyone secretly wonders how he's made it this far, especially under General Hux's command.

* Despite being personable, Mitaka’s social battery drains quickly and he can come off as shy. He doesn't mind going out sometimes but generally prefers to keep to himself and his few friends

* Mitaka is extremely defensive of his friends, and Hux, as it happens, though. Nothing will make Mitaka flip his switch like an attack on his friends and disrespect towards his commander. He's also not afraid to pull rank to put mouthy subordinates in their place.

* He rarely gets an opportunity to, but Mitaka loves to cook!

* Mitaka's specialty is weapons engineering. The reason Mitaka isn't a higher rank at his age is that he took several years of formal engineering study before finishing his officer training

* Mitaka is part of Hux's secret warfare technology innovations team, who develop things like the hyperspace tracker. Mitaka has his name metaphorically stamped on quite a few of the components of Starkiller.

* Mitaka is an Imperial "purebred." He comes from a long lineage of Navy service on both sides of his family and his family name is well known. He hasn’t connected the dots on why all of the old Imperial officers take an automatic liking to him. Is Hux envious? Maybe.

* Mitaka is the only officer under 50 that Peavey actually likes

* Mitaka’s Force-sensitivity is a well-kept secret of his. Even Ren doesn't suspect him. It's slight, he can just feel the Living Force around him breathing and shifting a bit more than normal people can, and can move small things across a room. He has an uncanny ability to always know where Kylo Ren is though...

* Mitaka is terrified of Ren because Ren's Force signature is like a constantly howling storm of darkness and rage. Sometimes Mitaka wishes everyone else could see Ren the way he does and understand

[transsexual-dandelions]

Weekly tag Wednesday !!

Thank you Kat @mybrainismelted for the tag :D

Name: Dean :D

Age: 18 :)

Location: Maryland

top sheet, yes or no?: nah, don’t care, I got better blankets to use even in the summer

how many stuffed animals do you own?: a shit ton, there’s a gap between my bed and the wall so I just line them up there to fill in the space, plus they make great pillows. Some I can live without, some are dying with me. Id estimate 20 or more?

the names of your pets (and the explanations behind them): if we’re doing just my pets, starting with alive, I have a black cat named Salem we adopted in October so we tried to give her a spooky name. Her name before that was like princess starshine or something? And now to dead ones, I had a cat named sox, bc her fur pattern made it look like she was wearing socks and I thought it was cute. When I was a kid I had a white rabbit whom I named snowball for obvious reasons, before her was a rabbit named furball, don’t remember how I got to that. Other honorable mentions I would not be able to explain: Bailey (dog), mr. jingles (cat), 8 ball (dog), Roxy (dog), Shelby (dog)

favorite color: yellow, which was also my assigned color as a kid, and what people always associate with me

Any tattoos? No, but i plan on some!!

how you transport your belongings (purse, tote, hands, pockets, etc.): depends on where I’m going and what I’m doing but usually pockets, the jacket I always wear has SO many pockets and can hold so many things perfectly and easily. If I’m going out on a day trip I have a small backpack I’ll use, especially for stuff that won’t fit in my jacket pockets (water bottle, extra meds, etc)

the last movie you watched: me and my friend started the perks of being a wallflower the other week except I fell asleep 20 minutes in. Otherwise I’ve been watching psych which has movies

how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: getting ready itself is a 10 minute affair, waking up takes an hours worth of alarms

favorite weather: anything hot, if it’s below 75F I’m cold, and I prefer it to be 85-95. It’s 91F and I had to fix the pool and I’m living my best life. I love a good summer rainstorm too

relationship status: single but there is a guy I like :)))

ice cream flavor of choice: cotton candy, cake batter, coffee, mint chocolate chip, vanilla

first fandom: Harry Potter

how many books have you read this year?: I don’t think I’ve finished a book but I’ve started some? Most were for ap lit which sucked, “the road” I hate you !! Started “the night stages” by Jane urquhart before school got in the way as it always does. Maybe once my brainrot dies down I’ll read more books.

first 4 words of your last notes app entry: it’s a drawing of me showing different cursive Cyrillic letters to explain why I’m struggling (specifically, cursive о and д )

and finally, if you had to change your URL tomorrow, what would you change it to?: I have absolutely no idea. I used to change my url to have it match whatever fandom I was into but I was moving between them a lot it got hectic so I wanted something not associated with anything. I have a supernatural backup saved, so either that or dandelions-from-Dean, or something else flower related

Tagging !!

@especially-fuk-u @spookygingerr @mickittotheman @jademickian @atthedugouts

@sleepyheadgallavich @mickeym4ndy @em-harlsnow @thirstyvampyr @roryonic @jrooc

@iangallagherisadeadman @iansw0rld @lee-ow @deathclassic @mmmichyyy

@burninface @heymacy @thepupperino @softmick

[bittersweetaucreator]

Problematic Bitches Group Chat

Pt1

girlboss21: Delilah

Freddy_Fazbear: Freddy

goldenboi: Goldie

bunnirabbit: Bonnie

uselesslesbian: Chica

piratefox: Foxy

420/365: Jermey

sexyandiknowit: Jace

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girlboss21 added Freddy_Fazbear, goldenboi, bunnirabbit, uselesslesbian to the group chat.

girlboss21 has named the group problematic bitches.

Freddy_Fazbear: Delilah why did you make this group chat again and why did you name it problematic bitches?

girlboss21: because this group has gotten a little bumbed out since the pizzeria burned down and i wanted to have some fun with you guys to talk about random crap

girlboss21: and because that is the most accurate name for us

goldenboi: True

Freddy_Fazbear: Ok so what are we going to talk about?

girlboss21: dont know?

Freddy_Fazbear: So, you created a group chat but you *don't* know what to talk about?

girlboss21: yes

bunnirabbit: Maybe we could talk about how Foxy is doing

goldenboi: yeah, he's doing pretty bad since the Pizzaria burned down

uselesslesbian: I've seen him in his room singing sea shanty's while crying

girlboss21: i know his room is right next to mine and goldies and it is just fucking depressing

goldenboi: yeah i ALMOST feel bad for the guy

Freddy_Fazbear: Well, he has been feeling down lately.

girlboss21: yeah no shit he is currently singing to some plushies

uselesslesbian: goldielocks have you missed being on stage so much that you try recreating the feeling with plushies

goldenboi: yes but i used whatever was in the room so i preformed for cockroaches and flies

Freddy_Fazbear: My god.

goldenboi: when your stuck in a dark room for 5 years you do some weird shit

girlboss21: same with being homeless for 5 years but i have done crazy shit

bunnirabbit: Like what?

girlboss21: like stabbing a dude for trying to pickpocket you but i didnt kill the guy... i think

Freddy_Fazbear: *You're*

girlboss21: Dont you start with that shit fazbear

Freddy_Fazbear: *Don't*

girlboss21: why do you keep doing that just to piss me off or something

uselesslesbian: anyway what do we do to help foxy

goldenboi: we could hug him

girlboss: you mean freddy bonnie and chica hug him because he hates me and you

Freddy_Fazbear: He's starting to grow on you guys, I think.

goldenboi: Are you sure because i do not want to be riped apart again

Freddy_Fazbear: First of all, *ripped* and secondly, I'll go ask him and comfort him.

goldenboi: ok great, delilah what did you mean by, i think

girlboss21: huh

goldenboi: you think you didnt kill a guy after he pickpocketed you

girlboss21: tried to pickpocket me and i got the hell out of there before someone called the cops

goldenboi: ah well that makes sense

uselesslesbian: so what else does anyone wanna talk about

girlboss21: wait hold on

girlboss21 added 420/365 and sexyandiknowit to problematic bitches.

sexyandiknowit: hey guys

420/365: wasup

girlboss21: well weve been talking about how foxy seems depressed

420/365: yeh he hasben feling don

goldenboi: jermey what the hell is all that

420/365: al wut

uselesslesbian: are you high or something

420/365: i may hve smokd sum wed b4 this

bunnirabbit: Wow only words you got right were, may and this

420/365: fuc u hoe

goldenboi: HEY do not call my bf a hoe you hoe

420/365: fuc u hoe

girlboss21: NO Fuck you hoe

420/365: fuc u hoe

uselesslesbian: 1 more time and im slaping you in the face jermey

420/365: fuc u hoe

sexyandiknowit: i see Chica going to Jermey's room with a spatula

420/365: o sht

420/365: hlp me

girlboss21: sorry you dug this grave now lie in it

420/365: fuk me

sexyandiknowit: So how is everyone doing?

uselesslesbian: Well we've been talking about how sad foxy is lately

bunnirabbit: yeah and we all thought of Giving Foxy a hug to cheer him up

girlboss21: And i said Foxy would rather get a std at a prison gangbang then to hug me or goldie

bunnirabbit: wow… that was very explicit delilah

girlboss21: Oh trust me Bon that was the tame version

girlboss21: There was a much more viseral version of it but i decided to spare your eyes of reading that message for a later day.

bunnirabbit:...

uselesslesbian:...

sexyandiknowit:...

420/365: wat u stabed a guy

sexyandiknowit: Wait what?!?!

Goldenboi: oh yeah she stabbed a guy that was pick pocketing her

girlboss21: Yeah i was homeless and didn't have much i wasn't going to let some prick steel my money

Freddy_Fazbear: *Steal*

girlboss21: Oh we are back doing this shit huh fazass huh?

Freddy_Fazbear: Also i heard Chica slapping Jermey in the face Should i be considered

sexyandiknowit: Don't worry it was just Jermey being a dick and Chica dealing with it

420/365: Yeah wel Delilah is a dik an i dont se cica kiking her as

Freddy_Fazbear: Sorry but what The hell did you just type Jermey?

420/365: ths is how i typ 

420/365: It quiker

goldenboi: U type like shit Jermey

goldenboi: Like a Baby messing with a phones keypad or whatever its called

Freddy_Fazbear: I think it's called a numeric keypad 

girlboss21: I think they call you a criminal 

Freddy_Fazbear: Excuse me?

uselesslesbian: Delilah please not now

girlboss21: Sorry just pointing out the ovi

bunnirabbit: Any way what did foxy say about us hugging him

Freddy_Fazbear: Oh he said he doesn't care and all he wants is to be on a stage singing sea shanties.

girlboss21:.. has he thought of stripping?

Freddy_Fazbear: The fuck?

goldenboi: Oh yeah that actually might work that way foxy can be on a stage again and make money

Freddy_Fazbear: Goldie how the hell do you know about stripping 

goldenboi: Jace was a stripper in college he talked about how it was a chill job

sexyandiknowit: Yep pretty great made out with a lot of men

Freddy_Fazbear: Wait huh i thought you were straight

sexyandiknowit: I'm actually Bi🔵🟣💝

uselesslesbian: Cool

uselesslesbian: Anyway i gotta start up on dinner see you then

bunnirabbit: Yeah gotta go to im helping Jace with some maintenance in the basement

sexyandiknowit: Yeah bye

girlboss21: Cool see u three later

420/365: Bi bi

girlboss21: Was that a pun or just your awful spelling

420/365: cn it be both

girlboss21: Whatever

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girlboss21 and goldenboi private group chat

girlboss21: Needed to get away from jermey's awful spelling

girlboss21: apparently jermey can't type for shit when he is fucked up on weed

goldenboi: Yeah me too 

girlboss21: Me too as in don't want to see Jeremy's spelling

girlboss21: or me too as in your spelling is also fucked when your on weed

goldenboi: it's a secret 😉 

girlboss21: are you on drugs now?

goldenboi: no not really

girlboss21: K

girlboss21: Soo how have you been doing?

goldenboi: With what?

girlboss21: well with the pizzeria burned down and freddy… and foxy

goldenboi: Delilah i am fine they haven't hurt me at all ever since the others came here

girlboss21: Are u sure because i will fuck anyone up who tries to hurt you 

goldenboi: i know and don't worry if anyone tries to ill just fling them to a wall or some shit

girlboss21: i know just i still worry about you

girlboss21: and your mental health

goldenboi: I know and i have been getting better

goldenboi: I don't freak out in the dark so that's good 

girlboss21: Ok thats good 

goldenboi: ok well im gonna go hang with Tom see you at dinnertime 

girlboss21: See ya

[ryncorrect]

The Ssum 2 is actually... not that bad?

It has been 14-ish days since The Ssum: Love From Today (or The Ssum Season 2 if we must) was released. We were introduced to a new character named June, a blonde cutie pie that looks kinda sad (?) and fragile (?) and reminds me of Yoosung from the very first picture release. His voice and the way he talks even gives off Yoosung vibe even more. The spoiler stated, “He has ties to someone from Mystic Messenger,” and I was like, OKAY YOOSUNG????? Or perhaps a little far off, RIKA????? Then bam it’s actually—welp if you haven’t played it yet then I’ll let you find it out yourself lol

The revelation received mixed reaction from “wtf” to “WTF??” and I gotta admit I was one of them who was like,,,,, why,,,,, but it didn’t get to make me stop playing June route because:

- The writing in this season actually gets better

Teo route was boring af (spoiler alert?) boi kept doing part time jobs, we got two couple fights that didn’t even make sense, and somehow he ended up getting involved in a cult like ??????? I know they were trying to build a slow pacing relationship that lasted 200 days and added many “realistic” things but fam this aint it. And don’t get me started with the waiting time in between his chats, like 20+ minutes to wait for him climbing a hill, in a bed time chat? Nah fuk u man

Harry route.... god I hate don’t like it very much because 1) he doesn’t make it easy for me at all, 2) some of MC options in the chat are either gold-diggerish, or very jealous, or mean, or ignorant, and I don’t wanna be that kinda person

Don’t get me wrong, Teo and Harry are good characters and their designs are cool but the storytelling... is really all over the place

Since the writer from Cheritz’s previous games including Mysme is making a comeback in this season for June, playing his route now I can really see the difference. June started off falling in love instantly for MC and in only like 5 days I found out he has terminal disease. Nice. Tragic and angsty and very Mysme of you, June

BUT other than that, the conversation flows nicely, not too short and too long, the waiting time is reasonable, and I love how we get to talk about the planets thing in the chat; MC telling June to write in Gratitude Diary, June telling MC that he likes to read stuffs in Root of Desire, Piu-Piu advising us to look around the planets as we wait for June. It makes a huge difference for me. The whole meeting-a-fateful-stranger-in-some-random-app concept feels more realistic, and those planets are now part of the story and not just there to... exist. Though, it does make me wonder if June has this battery thing going on for him too, and if that’s why he doesn’t call us as often as Teo used to (but I’m still on day 10 and he’s currently trying to recover his health, so perhaps he probably just doesn’t get the energy and time to call us often lolol)

AND I KINDA LIKE PIU-PIU HERE. It feels... useful and friendly now. Piu-Piu in Teo route feels like a mean sassy bird and Piu-Piu in Harry route is just weird and likes to invade people’s privacy

- June having ties with Mysme character

Yes, this is also another reason I keep playing. Finding out that this new lovable character has a relationship with one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite games? I’m sold. I don’t care if this is just some way of Cheritz to get Mysme players into The Ssum. They have the right to do so—I mean it’s their game??? Some people are also saying that Cheritz should just release another contents for Mysme rather than doing this with The Ssum, and I think that’s valid. But Mysme has been running for years already, and keeping an otome game around for this long must be very hard. Releasing another content for Mysme means that Cheritz must gather their old writers, old artists, and old voice actors and perhaps they don’t have the resources to do so

Ofc this reason might not be true and Cherits just simply doesn’t want to work on Mysme anymore, and that’s their decision I’d like to respect

Also, if Teo and Harry made me miss Mysme because of their poor writing, June here actually makes me want to play Mysme again because he’s related to ***** and it’s fun being able to see ***** from different perspective

Moreover I’d rather be a gf of June who has half-brother (oops) from Mysme than being Zen’s ex. Wtf was that

And who knows? Maybe we will get another chara who’s related to V next????? Idk tho it might be too much of a stretch but I’m not gonna complain lol

- Cheritz is trying their very best

Them using AI art is wrong, and they have addressed that issue so I won’t repeat it here. I just wanna acknowledge their effort in making a game we would enjoy. They're pretty fast in handling and responding to our complaints, they still give us some battery freebies in the game so people who can't afford batteries or subscription can save them to play, and tbh you don't have to purchase every paid option in the chat too (I know I don't). Some players also share the paid pictures online, so you can decide to pay just for the pictures you wanna keep. We have a friendly and helpful community ;_;

The subscription price is still too much for many players and I myself can’t afford it every month because I have a family to feed, but I try to understand that in the end Cheritz is still an independent company that has to make profit. They have to pay rent, their employees, and people who work with them. I encourage people who can afford to keep supporting them, and those who can’t, I’m sure Cheritz appreciates our support and feedback just as much!

In conclusion, I just love them and I hope they keep up with the hard work

I want to say much more tbh but I’m kinda tired so now I’ll get back to work—while waiting for June for our lunch chat

[sgtmickeyslaughter]

Weekly tag Wednesday - The google search edition!

hi @mybrainismelted @energievie @lingy910y @creepkinginc @thepupperino @em-harlsnow @blue-disco-lights !! hope you guys are having stunning wednesdays

Name:  gigi <3

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (or you): 

posting from my very pacific northwest writing setup for this week

Ok, so this week we are going to snoop into your google search.  Type in each phrase and tell us what the first suggestion is that google gives you!

What is the best way to…. learn a language (I probably have googled that before and whatever they said didn't work)

Where can I…. Buy stamps (i definitely googled this when i left home for college, the answer is any deli)

How old is…. the earth 🌎

How long does it take… how long does it take to run a marathon (it took me 2 hrs and 15 min to run a half)

How many… bedrooms in the Gallagher house! ( I may need to draw beautiful floor plans/section and elevations one day)

Who set the record for…. highest jump!

When did…. ww2 start (1939 with the german invasion of poland! thanks AP euro)

What does it feel like to… outside (60 degrees and partly cloudy)

Can you…can you make notification sounds for different apps? (def a gigi google)

When you… wish upon a star (Make no difference who you are/ Anything your heart desires/Will come to you)

Why do… n't my tag links work tumblr

Is there a way… to unsend an email (def never googled that, i may not proof read fics but i do proof read emails and i said what i said)

How old do you have to be…to rent a car

Where do the…kraken play

What is the best time to…book flights

And to finish us off….What comes up when you type in Shameless? drumming bird song ( i googled this after going to his show in chicago and he talked about having a song in shameless )

tagging below:

@jrooc @mmmichyyy @iansw0rld @ian-galagher

@atthedugouts @spookygingerr @mickeym4ndy @heymrspatel

@doshiart @gallawitchxx @mickeysgaymom @especially-fuk-u

@mickittotheman @solitarycreaturesthey @deathclassic @softmick