#GlitchPoster

[feathersalwaysmakepplattractive]

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[abyssalcleave]

squad is color coded <3

[theconceptofkidney]

we don't have it in us to fully stat him but listen.

Grian would have Affliction: "I must press the button!"

[cthonicascendant]

From the System ask game: Autistic systems edition: 10. Are there any characters you headcanon as autistic? (Feel free to infodump about them!)

From the random asks

30 what song is currently stuck in your head?

90 what’s your favorite mythical creature?

Also for song recs if you still want them I’ve been enjoying Zach Callison’s album A Picture Perfect Hollywood Heartbreak. It’s got a couple of rap/rock songs (specifically “Phantom Love” and “War”…some of the others might be also, I don’t remember of the top of my head?) mixed with some more dialogue heavy pieces and sadder songs. For bonus points if you were ever a Steven Universe fan the singer is Steven’s voice actor, plus one piece (one of the dialogue ones) features Connie’s voice actress!

10. Are there any characters you headcanon as autistic?

«all of them. /half joking» «i am actually having a hard time thinking of specific answers lol. eobard thawne and cisco ramon from the flash, for starters. tails from sonic the hedgehog is another. oh, dr doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb? definitely- actually i'm pretty sure every character in that show is autistic except for major monogram fuck major monogram all my besties hate major monogram.»

5ee my problem i5 mo5t a my faVe5 tend to not be human an like can computer5 haVe auti5m i5 the real que5tion

>.he says all this. .like we don't already know the answer is yes.<

5hut it mir anyvvay5 breq from the imperial radch trilogy i5 auti5tic 5o i5 data from 5tar trek ye5 i knovv he5 an android but he5 got the ti5m tru5t me

30. What song is currently stuck in your head?

«also all of them. /half joking /exhausted» «see, i've got "all the things she said" or whatever it's called by tatu stuck in my thinkparts.»

an iVe got a mix a ramm5tein goin in mine currently vvere on du ha5t

glitch has "soda pop" by britney spears going

>.bit of a pop mashup going on here. .cool for the summer by demi lovato. .chained to the rhythm by katy perry. .upside down by diana ross. .etc.<

«send help.»

90. What's your favorite mythical creature?

«phoenices. flamey birbs. chirp chirp.»

i am apparently not allovved to joke about the reality quotient a horrorterror5 5o vvell go vvith one from human grubhood an 5ay merfolk

>.please no sending us into a dissociative spell, vee.< >.anyways. .angels.<

[id: a sonic screwdriver.] -glitch

re: music rec

«oh, we always take music recs. i'm probably the most sold on this album so far? glitch is enjoying it too.»

at lea5t vvere all li5tenin to one thing novv but yeah thi5 aint really doin it for me mu5ically

[arkhamarcle]

I'm curious, science side of tumblr, would those mushrooms be suitable for dinner for a 2.5 year old?

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[deosilplanarglitches]

really need to ask my dr about going back on strattera or sth, this adhd idling hell is gon kill me

[thegroundhogdidit]

so. glitchposts huh

[feardrummed]

so sorry to anyone who thinks ill be doing anything but glitchposting today, i got brain worms

[allsystmsred]

INSPECTOR ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME SURELY

— since i have to re-install cyberpunk i may as well watch a show. my eyes fell onto bodies (2023) on netflix. it looks very interesting so far.

[nebulaleaf]

tumblr said fuck you. no posts

[princebusdriver]

ull get it. :) - @glitchposting

Get what, exactly...?

[grabowskibeepboop]

Glitchposting

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

[cthonicascendant]

About

Welcome to the [redacted] Hive

Body Name: Blue Body Age: mid 30s Collective Pronouns: It/Its | He/Him System Type: Praesigenic Median

Boundaries

Things we will block you for:

Sending us shipcourse.

Asking us about incest/pedophilia/etc.

Sending hate messages, threats, or doxxing.

We're also fairly liberal with the block button, so don't be too alarmed if you are blocked and didn't do anything on this list. We will block people just for vaguely annoying us on a given day. (If you ask nicely on anon and we really can't remember or find why we blocked you, we'll probably lift the block.)

Dropping the all asks will be answered policy whether Vee likes it or not because we have a massive backlog of the damn things and I can't promise when we'll get to them. We are still not publishing donation requests, though; that hasn't changed.

The trolls do not mind and in fact actively welcome other Homestucks - other fictives, kin, etc. you're all fine. (They do not mind RP blogs but do ask that you respect this is NOT roleplay for them.)

We are pro-endo and are not accepting syscourse at this time.

We are queer and polyamorous. (We are not accepting polycule applications at this time.)

Some of us use typing quirks, but we can turn them off to varying degrees. That said, for the most part you should probably filter "typing quirk" and "untranslated typing quirk" if quirks bother you, since the bulk of the posting around here is done by Voidsong. (Although I question why you are following us if quirks are an issue. /polite /genuinely curious)

Speaking of tags, we're not very consistent about tagging beyond the typing quirks. We can't promise that we'll be able to consistently tag for anything, so if you do need something tagged we may not be the blog to follow. (We do not mind being asked to add a tag to something, just be aware we may not remember to tag for that subject in the future.)

For the most part you can ask for a specific hivemate/alter and we're willing to switch, but please check individual boundaries.

More about individual hivemates under the cut.

The Main Crew

Voidsong Pronouns: He/Him/His Age: 15 sweeps (approx. 33 years) Typing Quirk: 5phinx of black quartz judge my Vovv Ask to pilot: If he's not already here, don't ask unless you're very close. Additional Boundaries: None.

Crow(ley) Pronouns: Sey/Sem/Seir/Semself Age: 33 years Typing Quirk: «sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.» Ask to pilot: Most likely already here as well, but doesn't mind coming to the helm if not. Additional Boundaries: No flirting - if you're interested in Crow please be direct with sem. No feminine terms.

Mierco Pronouns: It/Its | Ey/Em/Eir/Emself Age: 19 sweeps (approx. 40 years) Typing Quirk: >.sphinx of black quartz. .judge my vow.< Ask to pilot: Yes. Additional Boundaries: No unsolicited advice.

Diakto Pronouns: Xe/Xem/Xer/Xemself Age: ?? sweeps (young adult) Typing Quirk: ≈sssphinxxx of black quartzzz, judge my vow.~ Ask to pilot: Yes. Additional Boundaries: No nicknames other than D(ee).

Aiclas Pronouns: She/Her/Hers Age: ???? (adult) Typing Quirk: The quick brown fox jump6 over the lazy dog. Al∫o u∫e6 ∫ in place of lowerca∫e S in the middle of word6. Ask to pilot: Any time! Additional Boundaries: None.

The Moth Department

Aletheia Pronouns: She/Her/Hers Age: 37 years Typing Quirk: None. Ask to pilot: Only when the body is not high. Additional Boundaries: Platonic affection only (e.g. no kissing or flirty touches).

Zeke Pronouns: He/Him/His Age: 37 years Typing Quirk: None. Ask to pilot: No. Additional Boundaries: None.

Melara | Havocfey Pronouns: Any Age: 10 sweeps (approx. 21 years) Typing quirk: I-O Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow. O-I Ask to pilot: Yes. Additional Boundaries: None.

Glitch Pronouns: It/Its | Any Neopronouns Age: ???? Typing Quirk: No, but it communicates solely in quotes, memes, and pop culture references. Ask to pilot: Yes. (why?) Additional Boundaries: None.

The Labs

Harry Pronouns: He/Him/His Age: 54 years Typing Quirk: None. Ask to pilot: You can, but he may not respond. Additional Boundaries: No flirting, no displays of affection, and no nicknames.

Grub Pronouns: She/Her/Hers | Grub/Grubs/Grubself Age: 7-12 years Typing Quirk: None. Ask to pilot: No. Additional Boundaries: In the event Grub ever gets to go on this blog (unlikely), please treat her similarly to a regular child.

Bill Pronouns: He/Him/His Age: ∞ Typing Quirk: IF ALL CAPS COUNTS AS A TYPING QUIRK, THEN YES. Ask to pilot: Sure. Additional Boundaries: None.

[girldraki]

me when i’m perceiving vs. me when i remember the inherently violent act i’m committing

[oracle-system]

Love blocking 90% of the posts on my dash so I can actually even use the goddamn website christ

[glitchedcrisis]

I want to tag my stuff so bad but tf do I tag it as??? Glitchposting Crisisposting??? Like those two very much exist already. Something super abstract could be fun. expiredcarrotwineposting

I just got so many free books I'm so happy rn 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏