#Gimmicktionary

[thesaltyblobfish]

ok yes I did it I drew schlorb and gimmicktionary

Sorta how I imagine them but in human form

[schlorb]

maybe there's more to life than schlorb

maybe gimmicktionary is right

I've been a fool

[the-even-officialer-news]

I'll give you in an entry if you're okay with being defined as a mimic of the official news made only out spite.

-Gimmicktionary

Oh, I am completely a mimic of the official news made only out of spite. Don't you worry.

[thewafflelad]

Hey guys, so gimmicktionary was

Weird, but being a silly guy with words would actually be funny. I kinda wanna make a new one without the rivalry (nor the abelism)! Though just a dictionary is kinda :/, so it might be an encyclopedia.

[schlorb]

@arsonforthelorb @lesbian-goose @charlybvnny @wlwdwtys @specialkindofidiot @sawpilled-trapcel and all others who see this and support me.

SCHLORBCULT, ASSEMBLE!

@gimmicktionary has gravely insulted me.

Normally, I am benign and positive, but for this crude and uncouth sack of molasses, an exception must be made.

War has been declared upon this moist worm of a mortal. They must be shown the natural consequences of besmirching my beautiful name.

Please, if I have ever meant anything to you, show no mercy upon this sad heretic. It breaks my heart to have to do this, but this disappointing individual must be shown the way of schlorb, forcefully.

I beseech you to put great effort into attacking this idiotic lexicon of treachery.

schlorb them with all your might, this is extremely important and urgent.

They will see the light, I have hope.

Thank you schlorbcult for waging this war with me.

[schlorb]

i think gimmicktionary is dead

What? I thought they'd just blocked me. Maybe they went through the effort of blocking all known schlorbers?

I can't believe I might have won right here.

[schlorb]

least favourite word?

gimmicktionary

[schlorb]

Very good

^ my honest reaction

@gimmicktionary why are you bad why can't you be good like this person here you see it's easy

schlorb

schlorb

[schlorb]

schlorb

How dare you reverse the laws of nature.

I am the apex schlorber, schlord and savior, schlorbiest among all lifeforms.

It is not for you to wield my weapon.

Repent, for those who defied me are dead.

*grins and finger guns at gimmicktionary's corpse*

[schlorb]

wait-

Do you pronounce it schlorb like shlorb or schlorb like school orb

shlorb

if the @gimmicktionary entry under my name was accurate and included correct phonetic notation this knowledge would be easily accessible to curious minds such as yourself.

The gimmick tionary is withholding facts from the proletariat

[schlorb]

Okay, beautiful soldiers, please stop targeting @gimmicktionary for now, peace is being negotiated.

Thank you all for your service.

[schlorb]

You don't know anything about me. My enemies are my evil twin sklorb and @gimmicktionary as well as other pathetic anti-schlorbers.

There is nobody named brochls.

schlorb

What?

[schlorb]

If you I'm going too far with the war on @gimmicktionary, please read their defamatory statements against me, and you will understand that my actions are justified.

:3

[schlorb]

Regular posts are suspended indefinitely due to the urgent campaign against @gimmicktionary.

[the-even-officialer-news]

Wh-WHAT? I'm my own thing! I have a backstory and everything! Put me in your book immediately, @gimmicktionary!

@the-official-news

I have been observing your work from afar, News.

Watching. Waiting. Living in a cave and eating nothing but philosophy books.

But the time has come.

Starting today, you have a rival news network.

And I will not rest until you are forced into unemployment!

[mossy-crow0]

@schlorb @gimmicktionary

ok yes I did it I drew schlorb and gimmicktionary

Sorta how I imagine them but in human form