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James "I'm never doing a hear me out cake again because my boyfriend put my dad as his hear me out" Potter

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Taylor looking gorgeous,beautiful, handsome, goddess, delicate, graceful, mesmerizing, perfect, amazing, pretty, stunning, dazzling, elegant, spectacular, classy, breathtaking, enchanting, offering us heaven with her beauty endlessly while arriving at tonight's Chiefs game!

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I feel like we, as a fandom don’t project enough trauma on our girlies

Let’s start

Dorcas Meadowes is that depressed parentifide eldest child of 6, being the only witch, hogwats is her time off but she still feel guilty for leaving them and not being able to take care of her little siblings.

the overachiever burnt out depressed eldest daughter Dorcas Meadowes

thank you very much

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“Be kind to each other even if you disagree about politics”

Actually no, I’ll tell you to fuck off if you tell me I shouldn’t have rights. Hope this helps!

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TAYLOR AT THE CHIEFS ALWAYS

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Regulus: I'm small but knowing

James: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Regulus:

James:

Regulus: Bitch.

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arcade - October 17th - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 320

"Do you see anything?" Regulus whispered, gazing into his binoculars, ignoring the feeling of ridiculousness that was creeping over him.

"No," James whispered back, also trying his best to stare into binoculars, despite the way his glasses pressed into the bridge of his nose.

They were both silent for a moment, looking through the small eyepieces.

"Why are we whispering?" James whispered after a moment, turning to his husband.

Regulus sighed, looking over to James, who had looked away from the arcade they were parked in front of. "I don't know! Because he might sense our presence from here?"

"He is smart," James nodded, grinning. "He got that from you."

Regulus snorted, rolling his eyes. "You know he's not biologically mine, right?"

But James just laughed. "And yet sometimes he acts like your moody little clone."

Flipping James off, Regulus looked back to the building. "I can't find him. But I think-"

At that moment, he stopped talking, as both men caught sight of their son in one of the windows.

Their son and Draco Malfoy, whom he'd sworn he was not going to see.

"I knew it!" James hissed, slamming the binoculars back to his face. "That little shit lied right to our faces!" But he was grinning as he said it, because of course his son was capable of such mischief.

"James!" Regulus admonished, but he was staring and smiling, too. After a moment, he sighed. "What do we do? We don't want him to know we followed him."

But, remembering his own teenage years sneaking around with a boy he was afraid nobody would approve of, James turned to his husband and took his hand. "Let's just go easy on him, yeah? Maybe...maybe Draco's not like his family, you know?"

And Regulus smiled softly, eyeing their intertwined fingers. "Hm...like father like son, eh?"

"Hmmm. Now let's get home before he sneaks back and finds out we're gone."

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Come find me in ig @/jegulus_lover

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Happy jegulus dayyyy

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My laptop breaking after I post about James being bad in bed. Coincidence? I think not.

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"Match my freak"? No. Match my love for harry potter's dead dad and harry potter's dead godfather's little brother.

Go on, try it. I dare you.

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Wolfstar shippers: Wolfstar is canon, I SWEAR! The HUG, guys! The HUG!

Jegulus shippers: Screw canon, these fuckers are meant to be.

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I’m sorry but is mister Remus John Lupin aware of the fact that his boyfriend once wore nothing but a fur coat out in public or was he never informed about it…..

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Jenna’s Favorite Fics

My list of absolute must-read marauders fics in no particular order :)

1. All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89

526k words, wolfstar, canon compliant

2. All the Young Dudes - Sirius’s Perspective by @rollercoasterwords

628k words, wolfstar, canon compliant

3. The Cadence of Part-time Poets by @motswolo

979k words, wolfstar, band AU

4. Only the Brave by @solmussa

645k words, jegulus, wolfstar, background dorlene and rosekiller

5. Ogni Parte È Viva (Every Part Is Alive) by @euphorial-docx

142k words, jegulus, Call Me By Your Name AU kinda

6. Solemnly Swear by GrumpyAI and @moonshine623

192k words, WIP, wolfstar, canon compliant

7. Knowledge of Beauty by @blackcatworshipcommittee

125k words, WIP, wolfstar, golden era

8. Berlin Angel by de_sire (@de-sire-blog)

89k words, wolfstar, muggle modern AU

9. Kill Your Darlings by MesserMoon (@sophsicle)

212k words, WIP, jegulus, wolfstar, university hockey AU

10. Art Heist, Baby! by @otrtbs

219k words, jegulus, background wolfstar and dorlene, art heist AU

11. Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove

156k words, wolfstar, hockey AU

12. Not Another Band AU by TheLovelyZee

236k words, wolfstar, band AU

13. Solntse by @lumosinlove

61k words, wolfstar, russian!sirius

14. Scatter the Shadows by @heartofspells

108k words, wolfstar, band AU

15. Currents by lunchbucket

109k words, wolfstar, olympics swimming AU

16. Petty (With a Prior) by lunchbucket

64k, wolfstar, courthouse AU

17. Beneath a Big Blue Sky by @eyra

68k words, wolfstar, farm AU

18. Staying Strangers by @3amandcounting

319k words, WIP, wolfstar, texting AU

19. all my cards are here by haey1

210k words, WIP, wolfstar, band AU

20. A taste of scandal by @solmussa

45k words, jegulus, wolfstar, dorlene, historical AU

21. As the Worm Moon Dies by @rollercoasterwords

56k words, WIP, wolfstar, werewolf fighting ring AU

22. You Signed Up For This by @solmussa

61k words, WIP, jegulus, wolfstar, dorlene, Spain vacation AU

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FAVE HP SMUT CREATORS

Ever since I got that lovely anon asking for the best smut I've ever read, it got me thinking about some of my favorite smut creators in general.

So here is a very non-exhaustive list of fan-fucking-tastic smut writers and artists I've come across in the HP fandom that weren't mentioned (shamefully) in my last batch. Feel free to add to the list! We must keep the people fed.

xoxo go take a sip of cold water girl

WRITERS

@spookymoonie

Lord Espooky came into this fandom guns a-blazing with their kink headcanon a day for Wolfstar and it has spiraled from there. They GET IT. He has a super well-organized masterlist pinned to his tumblr ft tons of different kinks, fic lengths, scenes, etc. Go. Now.

@fiveht

The definition of IYKYK. Daddy kink isn't super my thing, but Five makes me enjoy it. If you vibe with age gap daddy Remus and pretty boy Sirius, their Adore series is a must-read. They also have a stellar A/B/O Wolfstar fic plus podfic and write some Marvel too!

@greenvlvetcouch

An absolute legend in this fandom. Wolfstar, Jeggy, Rosekiller. Gritty, chewy, embodied sex.

@emeryhall

Emery writes sex the way some people breathe. Like it's just part of the narrative. It's SO punchy. And also she is the queen of Crack Smut.

@kaaaaaaarf

Patron saint of Wolfstar hatefucks. mic drop.

@cancerravenclaw

We snagged MK over to Wolfstar from the clutches of Dramione. Her series "mk's kink exposé" could also be called "celine's kink exposé." I'll just leave that there.

@wolfpants

Everything they create is magic, but they are especially known for rare pairs and Dronarry.

WRITERS AND ARTISTS

@aspiring-artist-em

The queen of Lesbian Wolfstar. Both art and fic. Also queen of humiliation and pain kink and Walburga psychological trauma. ye be warned.

@upthehillnsfw / @upthehillart

I am afraid no one is ready for this art. Truly. Tons of different ships, positions, acts. I gasp every time. And their Pansmione fic is epic (which I have talked about before).

ARTISTS

@industrations

I highly recommend getting on Indi's Patreon so you can enjoy their NSFW drawings, mostly Wolfstar and Jegulus, occasional Rosekiller. Too many iconic moments to count.

@waxingrunes

The officially-sponsored artist of Five's Adore series. Look, their work is nothing short of indulgent. Shhhh don't worry about the physics just let it happen. And by It I mean Remus' big dick hands.

@basiatlu

By beloved. The one. The only. Bosh's drawings are so ALIVE. They leap off the screen. Her Drarry is nothing less than iconic. She also dabbles in other characters/ships like Wolfstar and Blackcest. Siriusly, you can't go wrong.

DRARRY SMUT

OKAY, Drarry people. There are so so many excellent Drarry smut writers it is impossible to name them all. Here are but a tiny handful I have pulled from my bookmarks. I'm happy to rec specific fics if asked :)

@cavendishbutterfly, @bixgirl1, @l0vegl0wsinthedark, @shiftylinguini, @kbrick, @fluxweeed, @academicdisasterfic

MORE

I'm tagging those other creators from older asks because I can't put this list out there without them on it <3

@crushofdoves @we-are-swearwolves @tenthousandyearsx @theresthesnitch @lqtraintracks Quietlemonhush @cuddlebugsirius

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Regulus would watch edits of james, and when James confronts him about it, he would just throw his phone in James's face before regretting it instantly because now his phone is broken and he won't be able to watch anymore edits at 3 am