chanandler--boing
chanandler--boing
Ms. Chanadler Bong
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"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Pandora and Evan have the worst, most freaky blue-eyed stare you've ever seen
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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"I don’t like Jily because I don’t like straight ships." Straight? My dear, that’s my favorite Pan x Bi couple right there.
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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James, sweating: Regulus, there’s something I need to ask you-
Regulus: Finally! You’re proposing!
James: How’d you know?
Regulus: James, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Regulus: I even picked it up once.
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Remus Lupin doesn’t manspread, he sits with his legs crossed like a good little gay boy. Sirius Black manspreads.
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Pandora "Conspiracy Theorist" Rosier and Barty "Man of Science" Crouch Jr
They're best friends
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Sirius tells James he's stronger and obviously James rejects this so when they fight it out, James eventually pins him down which is his goal all along
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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James writes an autobiography and 40% of it is how Lily Evans is his wife and 50% of it is how he's Lily Evans husband
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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James: Padfoot isn't answering his phone
Remus: i'll call
James: Pete and I have both tried six times each. What makes you thi—
Sirius: Hello?
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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(and his punk furry boyfriend)
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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someone stole remus' glasses
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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Lily and James died so young their actual mid life crisises happened when they were somewhere between 10 and 11 years old. I mean, they were probably throwing a tantrum over not being able to be on the quidditch team in first year or losing something important or something.
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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i can feel the light shine on my face
did I disappoint you?
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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thinking about remus helping genderfluid!sirius with all her feminine needs after coming out….
remus helping her shave their legs for the first time to make sure she missed no spots<3
watching youtube tutorials on braiding and styling hair so sirius can look every more beautiful (is it even possible?!?) on fem days
learning how to do sirius’ makeup so she can look GLAMOROUS when going out with the girls
buying his partner the hottest dresses and everything fancy so she can dress up when they go out
obviously doing everything to affirm their gender no matter how they’re feeling<3 (remus definitely bought them color coded bracelets that sirius changes every morning/so often that correspond with their pronouns so he doesn’t even have to ask)
politely but STERNLY, and with a bit of a death glare, correcting anyone they come across that misgenders sirius or makes them feel bad about the way they present
and being the best girl dad ever because of all of his experience THEY WERE 100% GIRL PARENTS DONt even fight me on this
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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me because I’m so miserable
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chanandler--boing · 9 days ago
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when will i stop drawing these fluffy haired 70′s losers probably never . i was gonna draw peter but then i got tired ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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