#General Breast Theme with Cobras

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The reptile squad cuz I love my boys

Molly made me do this, blame her

Alright..so. The reptiles, let’s talk about them.

If you’ve forgotten, we’ve got Turtle, Gecco Cobra, Mongoose and Tori (At this point T7)

Let’s start with Turtle!

CT-4166′s a soft boy who doesn’t deserve any of this. He’s tough when he needs to, obviously, but when he doesn’t he cries a lot and likes to pet things, especially Cobras hair.

The boy rocks hair that reaches just below his face, with his bangs being kept up by a ponytail on the top of his head (hair done by T7, cuz she has the best fingers for it). He has the tattoo of a four-pointed star on his forehead, two lines that go from his temple to under his eyes and one that goes from his neck down his back.

Turtle got his name when he was physically around eight, when he was teased by Gecco for losing a simple race, calling him a turtle. Turtle got annoyed, and demanded a rematch, and lost that one too. After twenty rematches, with both boys huffing and puffing and their vods watching them with extremely amused expressions, Gecco once again calls him turtle, but this time the boy just grins, stands tall and declares his name now as Turtle. Why he would choose that name is a mystery to everyone, but it was his choice, so whatever.

Eventually, Turtle does graduate and starts serving in the 327th under General Secura and Commander Bly. He is merely a simple foot soldier, yes, but he still greatly enjoys his new family, and the one he had during growing up. 

He died during battle, shot in the chest, and it hit his vods hard. Because that was when they finally realized that their cadet days were over, and they would all most likely die one by one

Anyways onto Gecco!

CT-3939 is the one that everyone’s surprised that he’s alive by this point, because what? How?! YOU’VE BEEN SHOT THRICE IN A ROW THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!!

He’s a wild boy, with neon green shoulder long hair that’s literally everywhere at once cuz who has time for brushing amiright? He does however lack any tattoos, but that’s because he wants to and not cuz he thinks it will hurt!

Gecco’s name Story is pretty basic, where after Turtle got his name he had the brilliant idea that they all should be name after reptiles, cuz come on guys, it’ll be fun!! So yeah, he chose Gecco.

Gecco gets a place in the 104th under General Koon and Commander Wolffe, and he shows great pride in his position. His death was during a mission where the 107th lacked Pilots, and he of course volunteered to fly. Problem is, he is no pilot and was shot down from the Sky. Cobra, Mongoose and T7 never forgave him for this.

Next is Cobra!

CT-1591 was the “by the book” guy of the squad, and mostly tried to keep his Vod’s out of trouble, a job he did very poorly. He’s also the one who tries to keep up his soldier mannerisms all the time, a facade Turtle happily shatters.

He’s also the only one in the squad who stuck to the basic look, with no haircut or tattoos. Parts of his face however were heavily damaged because of an explosion when he was still a shiny, and he lost both his left ear and eye.

His name story is similar to Gecco’s, after his vod proposed the ‘names after reptiles’ idea. He just simply saw a Cobra one day, thought it looked cool, and here we are.

Cobra, unlike his fellow squad mates, served back on Coruscant as a Coruscant Guard, under Commander Fox. Cobra was perfectly fine with not being on active battlefields, and enjoyed to hear his Vod’s stories about it. He was teased by Gecco though, but that’s unavoidable.

Cobra died because of a simple robbery, and was unfortunately caught in another explosion, this time taking not just his eye but his whole being.

Mongoose time!

CT-6670 is a lazy boi, who often snuggles up to one of the other four and takes a nap. Of course he serves when he needs to, but when he doesn’t he takes it fairly chill.

Just like Cobra, Mongoose has the basic haircut, though it’s messy most of the time cause why bother? He has the tattoo of three dots under each of his eyes, and a cobra on the side of his forehead, in memory of his name story.

Speaking of his name story, he named himself after his biggest accomplishment! He literally just beat Cobra in hand to hand combat, and since Mongooses kills Cobras he chose that. Gecco got a little salty, cuz we had a theme, don’t break the theme vod!

Mongoose became a soldier in the 501st, working under General Skywalker, Commander Tano and Captain Rex. By doing this, he worked very close to his sister and more than once did they share bunk just to have a familiar presence, especially after first Turtle, then Gecco and last Cobra’s deaths.

Mongoose was present during the Battle of Umbara, where he like many others lost his life, in his case during the 501st vs 212th battle. This was the action that made his sister desert, and therefore saving her life.

Lastly Tori!

CT-7526 heavily values free will and equal rights for clones, and can be extremely salty towards clones that merely see them as soldiers (*Cough cough* Dogma), the same with generals that view them the same way.  Other than that, she is a fairly chill person who really just wants to be left alone, and rarely loses her temper (Except for Fives, Fives knows how to push her buttons and he does it quite often).

She, as I explained before, has her hair cut in a mohawk, and has a zick zack pattern going under her eyes and the female logo on the side of her forehead.

Tori’s name story came fairly late in her life, unlike basically all of her brothers. During Umbara, and after her near execution together with Fives and Jesse, she just...announced her name. Said it was Tori. She had actually thought about her name for an extremely long time and found the name Tori (That means Victory) when she was still a cadet. Why she was so late for it was because she hadn’t found herself worthy of a name. Now she did.

 Tori served as an ARC-trooper under General Skywalker, Commander Tano and Captain Rex, though unlike her fellow squadmates, she had a pretty high rank in her battalion. She got this position partly because of her amazing cadet scores, and also because of straight-up yelling at the General once or twice, gaining his respect. She is a very scary woman, I tell you.

She died much later in her life, when she was biologically in her early thirties and physically her early sixties, during the Battle of Yavin. She was one of the many pilots that lost her life in the battle, but at least it was a better way to die than to get executed.

Other shit I couldn’t fit here/Fun Facts

Turtle, Gecco, Cobra, Mongoose, and Tori were all in a polyamory relationship since their cadet days

After the death of Gecco, Tori becomes incredibly salty and quite rude towards Wolffe, as she blames him for his death. She did calm down with her attitude after the fall of the republic, but she never came over her anger.

All five of them had the other fours symbols on their armor; a cobra, a mongoose, a gecco, a turtle and a seven

Tori had them tattooed on her back  after the war

With being the only female among a lot of men, there was a bit of confusion and awkwardness when Tori became a teen and started having her periods. She had read a lot about the female body and knew what to do, but she was blushing fiercely when she explained to everyone why she couldn’t train that week and why she was having such mood swings

It was even worse when she started having breasts, and many of her brothers had a hard time looking at her because this is many of them’s first time actually meeting a woman. So she always wears binders.

When the squad was put in different battalions and were separated a lot more often from each other, they made it a tradition that each had a flower assigned to them, and then the four others had to find that flower. Turtle was a Daffodil, Gecco a Lotus, Cobra a Poppy, Mongoose a Periwinkle and Tori a snapdragon

Tori kept all of her snapdragons, and has a box filled with thousands of dead ones. Sometimes when she’s out, she may see one of the others flowers and just as a reflex picks it and puts it in her pocket.

All of them at one point had a crush on Shaak Ti

Tori was the only one of them that got to talk to Jango Fett. It was brief, mostly asking why she was like she was, but it is a moment she often looks back on

These guys never actually fucked each other, they didn’t deem it necessary for their relationship.

Tori may be a very withdrawn person, but she’s a total beast as drunk. Once she and the boys from 501st went to 79′s, and after just a couple of drinks, she was dancing on the bar in a very arousing way, if ya know what I mean. If anyone ever mentioned it to her, she twisted their arm.

Tori did have a very good relationship with 99, as they were both “Defected”. His death hurt a lot.

But that was fucking nothing compared to the end of the war where she First lost her Vod’ika’s, and then the whole empire thing. She found out about the fall of the republic at her job, and almost fainted. She cried a lot that day

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I recently finished watching Cobra Kai, the spin off show from the 80s Karate Kid movies. One of the main themes in the series and movies is honor. Living an honorable life by doing things the right way. Both shows are a constant tug of war between right and wrong. Honor and winning-at-any-cost.

Being an honorable person really has gotten lost in translation in the US over the years. I know when I was younger, I would not say I was honorable. I was a fun party guy who got too drunk and acted like a fool. I did some honorable things like starting the Beat Breast Cancer Mud Volleyball Tournament to help others, but I did not live a life worth honoring.

Eventually I matured and realized what a fool I looked like. I wondered how anyone could take me seriously when I live my life the way I did. I wanted to be something more, but didn’t work as hard I should have to be that person. I was just too about me and selfish.

The problem is it seems like honor means little to many these days. Turn on the news and watch reporters give half-baked stories or coat the “news” with ideology and opinion.

Look at social media and you’ll see people doing whatever they can to get attention, fame and cash…with no regard to honor. Even the way we stand up for injustices…we do it in ways that are not honorable. Dressing up like an idiot, wearing ridiculous outfits, damaging property, hurting others…these are not honorable ways to do things. They deserve no respect in my opinion.

Those that choose to live an honorable life that also includes humility, empathy and selflessness are the people who we should try to model ourselves as. Trying to live this kind of life is what will fix the next generation.

I’m trying to be a god-fearing, humble and honorable man. I want my daughter to see that. I want my niece to see that. I want the neighbor kids to the see that. It's my part to help the next generation, but I’m not perfect…I will fail, but it’s important to keep trying.

We need more emphasis on honor. We need to change the path we are on because once we lose honor, we lose respect. We lose respect, the world becomes even more chaotic. Look at what is going on in so many places.

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Television - December 2017:

890. “Return to Skyfire” | 5.08 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (01/12/17)

891. “Brushes With Celebrity” | 9.08 | Modern Family. (01/12/17)

892. “Heaven and Earth” | 3.10 | Outlander. (01/12/17)

893. “Uncharted” | 3.11 | Outlander. (04/12/17)

894. “99″ | 5.09 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (06/12/17)

895. “Slide Effect” | 4.09 | Fresh Off the Boat. (06/12/17)

896. “Tough Love” | 9.09 | Modern Family. (07/12/17)

897. “Bedbugs” | 4.09 | Broad City. (09/12/17)

898. “Friendiversary” | 4.10 | Broad City. (09/12/17)

899. “Christmas Eve” | 3.07 | Superstore. (10/12/17)

900. “Alive in Tucson” | 1.01 | The Last Man on Earth. (10/12/17)

901. “The Elephant in the Room” | 1.02 | The Last Man on Earth. (10/12/17)

902. “Raisin Balls and Wedding Bells” | 1.03 | The Last Man on Earth. (10/12/17)

903. “Sweet Melissa” | 1.04 | The Last Man on Earth. (10/12/17)

904. “Dunk the Skunk” | 1.05 | The Last Man on Earth. (10/12/17)

905. “Some Friggin' Fat Dude” | 1.06 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

906. “She Drives Me Crazy” | 1.07 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

907. “Mooovin' In” | 1.08 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

908. “The Do-Over” | 1.09 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

909. “Pranks for Nothin'” | 1.10 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

910. “Moved to Tampa” | 1.11 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

911. “The Tandyman Can” | 1.12 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

912. “Screw the Moon” | 1.13 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

913. “Is There Anybody Out There?” | 2.01 | The Last Man on Earth. (11/12/17)

914. “The Boo” | 2.02 | The Last Man on Earth. (12/12/17)

915. “Dead Man Walking” | 2.03 | The Last Man on Earth. (12/12/17)

916. “C to the T” | 2.04 | The Last Man on Earth. (12/12/17)

917. “Eye of the Storm” | 3.13 | Outlander (12/12/17)

917. “Crickets” | 2.05 | The Last Man on Earth. (12/12/17)

918. “A Real Live Wire” | 2.06 | The Last Man on Earth. (12/12/17)

919. “Game Night” | 5.10 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (13/12/17)

920. “The Favor” | 5.11 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (13/12/17)

921. “The Bleakening: Part 1” | 8.06 | Bob’s Burgers. (15/12/17)

922. “The Bleakening: Part 2″ | 8.07 | Bob’s Burgers. (15/12/17)

923. “Baby Steps” | 2.07 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

924. “No Bull” | 2.08 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

925. “Secret Santa” | 2.09 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

926. “Silent Night” | 2.10 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

927. “Pitch Black” | 2.11 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

928. “Valhalla” | 2.12 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

929. “Fish in the Dish” | 2.13 | The Last Man on Earth. (15/22/17)

930. “Skidmark” | 2.14 | The Last Man on Earth. (16/12/17)

931. “Fourth Finger” | 2.15 | The Last Man on Earth. (16/12/17)

932. “Falling Slowly” | 2.16 | The Last Man on Earth. (16/12/17) 

933. “Smart and Stupid” | 2.17 | The Last Man on Earth. (16/12/17) 

934. “30 Years of Science Down the Tubes” | 2.18 | The Last Man on Earth. (16/12/17) 

935. “General Breast Theme with Cobras” | 3.01 | The Last Man on Earth. (17/12/17) 

936. “The Wild Guess Express” | 3.02 | The Last Man on Earth. (17/12/17) 

937. “You're All Going to Diet” | 3.03 | The Last Man on Earth. (17/12/17) 

938. “Five Hoda Kotbs” | 3.04 | The Last Man on Earth. (17/12/17) 

939. “The Power of Power” | 3.05 | The Last Man on Earth. (18/12/17) 

940. “The Open-Ended Nature of Unwitnessed Deaths” | 3.06 | The Last Man on Earth. (18/12/17)

941. “Mama's Hideaway” | 3.07 | The Last Man on Earth. (20/12/17)

942. “Whitney Houston, We Have a Problem” | 3.08 | The Last Man on Earth. (20/12/17)

943. “If You're Happy and You Know It” | 3.09 | The Last Man on Earth. (20/12/17)

944. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” | 4.10 | Fresh Off the Boat. (21/12/17)

945. “Got Milk?” | 3.10 | The Last Man on Earth. (22/12/17)

946. “Orientation, Part 1″ | 5.01 | Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (23/12/17) 

947. “The Spirit of St. Lewis” | 3.11 | The Last Man on Earth. (23/12/17)

948. “Hair of the Dog” | 3.12 | The Last Man on Earth. (23/12/17)

949. “Find This Thing We Need To” | 3.13 | The Last Man on Earth. (23/12/17)

950. “Point Person Knows Best” | 3.14 | The Last Man on Earth. (23/12/17)

951. “Name 20 Picnics... Now!” | 3.15 | The Last Man on Earth. (23/12/17)

952. “The Big Day” | 3.16 | The Last Man on Earth. (24/12/17)

953. “When the Going Gets Tough” | 3.17 | The Last Man on Earth. (24/12/17)

954. “Pilot” | 1.01 | Future Man. (24/12/17)

955. “Nature's Horchata” | 3.18 | The Last Man on Earth. (27/12/17)

956. “San Junipero“ | 3.04 | Black Mirror. (31/12/17)

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The Last Man on Earth Season 3 - Episode 1: General Breast Theme with Cobras AirDate: September 25th, 2016, 09:30 PM