#Gary litg

[archxvii]

season 2 faves. realized im down bad for blond bitches?!

[ravenadottir]

islanders' data and anecdotes if they were honest:

SEASON 1

❝ main character ❞ she's the only one that makes any sense

❝ allegra ❞ 24, swansea, cocktail entrepreneur, the public loves to hate her

❝ erikah ❞ 20, norwich, jobbing actor, she changes, every guy will be the love of her life until a new guy comes around

❝ jen ❞ 22, london, fashion blogger, the equivalent of a piece of paper until she couples up with someone for clout

❝ talia ❞ 23, watford, music journalist, she's the only one everyone agrees is the best person here

❝ jake wilson ❞ 29, preston, chef, chicken shit that waits way too long to say something

❝ mason❞ 24, romford, musician and underwear model, if "this could've been an email" was a person

❝ miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, not interesting enough to remember. also tattoo

❝ tim ❞ 23, truro, dj, alright, we'll allow it

❝ jasper ❞ 26, kingston, financial advisor, straight to the bin

❝ levi ❞ 26, manchester, professional water polo player, sock balls

❝ rohan ❞ 23, wolverhampton, psychology student, he joined the villa and that's pretty close to the circus. also, see "injustice"

❝ cherry❞ 20, suffolk, west end performer, try hard

❝ reese taylor ❞ 22, birmingham, newsagent by day, professional wrestler at weekends, revolting lack of personality

❝ sammi ❞ 22, london, graphic designer and artist, the definition of 'wasted potential"

❝ lucy ❞ 25, bristol, “adventurer”, *snake sounds*

❝ returning miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, we still don't care

❝ returning jasper ❞ 22, kingston, financial advisor, at least we found out he has a pet snake

SEASON 2

❝ hope ❞ 26, london, brand ambassador, '‘voted “most likely to be the center of the drama because she puts herself there"

❝ lottie ❞ 24, melbourne, makeup artist, i have one personality trait and that's all you're gonna get

❝ main character ❞ she should change her name to 'girl #5'

❝ hannah ❞ 21, st. albans, social media assistant, she went home really soon because she was so shy, we're sure that's not gonna bite anyone in the face

❝ marisol ❞ 24, portsmouth, law student, talks too much/says nothing at all

❝ gary rennell ❞ 23, chatham, crane operator, SLUT

❝ noah ❞ 25, romford, librarian, QUIET SLUT

❝ rocco ❞ 21, belfast, owns a “cocktails and cronuts” food truck, LYING SLUT

❝ ibrahim ❞ 22, birmingham, gold player, SHY SLUT

❝ bobby mckenzie ❞ 24/26, glasgow, hospital caterer, does impressions and bakes some stuff

❝ priya ❞ 29, manchester, estate agent, should've noticed she's bi during the fucking season

❝ henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, shiny and dumb/smooth brain/nothing behind those eyes

❝ lucas koh ❞ 27, oxford, physiotherapist, yes

❝ chelsea ❞ 23, buckinghamshire, interior decorator, there's pink and there's champagne

❝ jakub zabinski ❞ 25, rochdale, personal trainer and fitness model, real life mutant ninja turtle but like white

❝ elijah ❞ 26, watford, hairdresser and model, he's there and then he's not

❝ felix ❞ 21, rotherham, nightclub promoter, annoying little cousin that grows up to be the annoying little virgin at the club

❝ kassam ❞ 26, new castle, techno dj, if you blink you might miss him

❝ graham ❞ 23, devon, commercial fisherman, ginger thanos

❝ arjun ❞ 24, norwich, dog groomer and influencer, "where's my hug?" kind of guy

❝ carl ❞ 29, dublin, tech entrepreneur, he's almost learning how not to sound like a robot

❝ shannon ❞ 24, dublin, professional poker player, "you'll forgive how annoying she can be because of her body"tactics, players, poker analogies all the time"

❝ blake ❞ 22, kensington, if you blink you won't miss her because she's so goddamn annoying

❝ elisa ❞ 22, london, social media influencer, the human form of a gear shift because of all the blame she shifts

❝ jo ❞ 23, cheshire, bmx racer, was here for only three days and it was still too long

❝ returning henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, absolutely not the same person and it gets worse

❝ returning lucas ❞ 27, oxford, still a physiotherapist, "toxic fucks"

❝ returning hannah ❞ now 22, st. albans, she resented lottie so much she became her

[ariendiel]

The Islanders at the Met Gala 2024 - Part 2

and here is part two! I've done this before as well, which you all can find here for 2022, and here and here for 2023. Like last year, I've had to divide it into two posts, with the girls first – link to part 1 here.

[mp3minded]

i don't make the rules but, Gary Rennell never left the villa

[mrsgaryrennell]

Gary defending his basic white boy throne

[crimswnred]

litg S1 and S2 cast tweets (1/?)

check more here.

[operationnope]

Pillow Talk ~ S2 Part 1

Some things the boys might say before you go to sleep 😴

Noah: *turns reading light down, pulls covers up over you, kisses your cheek, (whispers) “Good night.”

Rocco: “Did I ever tell you about the time I met this Australian, who traded me didgeridoo lessons for a cronut with a Vegemite glaze? It was two, no three summers ago, and I was traveling through Greece, when my truck broke down…”

Bobby: “Sorry about the mess in the kitchen. I was trying to see if I could pull a rabbit out of a cake. I couldn’t.”

Gary: “One, two, or three. Three? You’ve earned yourself a back rub. Good job you didn’t pick two.”

Rahim: “Brunch tomorrow? I know the best place to get poached eggs.”

Henrik: “Alright, the tent’s secured, fire’s put out, and I’ve scouted a berry patch we can forage for breakfast. Come here, I’ll keep you warm.”

Lucas: “That’s enough cuddling, on your back, please. Good girl.” *rests hand on your waist

[rebelrayne]

he's back......

what my husband thinks of the season six male islanders with little to no information

aka he based it on their profile in the game. under the cut because it's long.

jamal

black tony hawk. he looks like he's cooking up some drama. obviously hasn't learned to button up his shirt. i don't see how he would have had a threesome cause he doesn't even look like he could have a twosome. small bulge. he has glossy lips. i'm done with him, he's kind of boring.

lewie

his combover looks stupid. did he paint on his five o'clock shadow? semi-pro? what's that mean? he's a fucking weekend warrior? "golden retriever energy" aka he has bad hips. his body just looks gross. it's all elongated and shit... his ears don't match his fucking face. he's got chicken ass legs to be playing football (soccer). he probably cries when he has sex. who the fuck names their kid lewie? he's the kmart version of gary. he looks like he's poor. probably gets drunk off two white claws. his mouth fucking irritates me. it's like he has an asshole for a mouth. show me his picture again - ugh just look at how fucking ugly he is. his personality probably matches his looks.

also was told to attach this meme curtesy of my husband's mind:

ozzy

what the fuck does he tell his barber? like 'keep it long in the front but cut everything else i want no hair on any other parts of my body'. at least he's proportional (unlike lewie). seems like the kind of guy that would invite a girl over to hang out then breaks out a fucking bong. and then gets stoned off his ass. i've never seen that color nipple before. his jaw is the shape of a rhombus. his puppy dog eyes don't work on me. what kind of dancer is he (🤨)? because if he's an erotic dancer, he only works day shift because he's not good enough for night shift.

roberto

he actually looks kind of cool. i don't like the way he holds himself though. he looks like he could be a pirate - he looks like johnny depp. does he have to take his watch everywhere? like that citizen watch doesn't mean you have money, bro.

ryan

he looks like frodo baggins. "we have to save the shire!" probably has some hairy ass feet. he's literally trapped in the body of a 12-year-old and looks like he's 4'10". he's a singer? what's he sing? hobbit songs? where did he buy his shorts? the fucking youth section? (tries to zoom in, gets annoyed he can't). is definitely the one that is going to try to talk mc and amelia into having a threesome - then makes them compete for who's better.

[rohanjake]

[csmicletters]

MC is for Bobby what Lottie is for Gary -

Let me explain my theory, what I meant by that is that they are second option in both cases.

During S2, after multiple replays and different routes it’s clear to me that at ANY moment… I mean it ANY moment Gary would leave Lottie and run to MCs arms, even if his route is a bit more of a slow burn.

Bobby on the other hand, I think he is possibly the standard LI. And still even if we could be with him the whole time, it’s a mess and he needs constant reassurance. And even if you do reassure him at every chance it’s still not enough for him to have your back. He still makes sure to check and take care of Lottie’s needs before MCs at every chance, when he makes her cupcakes because Rocco left (even if MC is the one in a couple with him, Bobby still goes to Lottie) back from Casa they kind of decide to sleep together, even if it ends up not happening or it does I can’t even remember, but he never comes to MC, even when MC is still single and in the same boat as them.

It’s just like he does not care at all in my opinion and couldn’t be bothered to.

So that’s another way that Bobby simply sucks. And that’s why Gary is a gem 💎

Peace out ✌🏼

[ravenadottir]

litg as my favorite tik toks pt. 2

like i said, part 2. there's just too many funny tik tok's out there that i honestly saw the characters in them.

((they had to be short because image quality and tumblr video sizes don't go together, apparently :/ , but hopefully you enjoy these 💜 ))

holy shit this was supposed to be posted almost two years ago lol

oops

[ariendiel]

If anyone has felt the need for a Barbie x LITG profile picture etc, have at it. These are some of our precious S2 Kens, might make some for the girls too if I feel like it 💕

[mrsbsmooth]

Just cause it's making me giggle 'sigh it's Gary' for the ask game please

Bahahah hi love! A backup gift for the gift exchange in case the original gifter wasn’t done in time. I had a couple ready to go but this is the only one I finished (I think?) But the gifter well and truly did finish in time, so now it’s just off in the ether, doomed to never be read except by @countessklair and @chroniccomicobsession who both read it for me 😂😂😂

It features a plus size MC who Gary is stupidly into, but neither thinks the other would go for them.

“Oh my God, woman!” He groaned. “Yes! I think you’re fit as fuck! What do I need to do to get it in your head– pick you up and rail you against the wall? You. Turn. Me. On.”

Shit. Now he’d done it. Now was the time she’d turn him down, tell him it was inappropriate, and he’d be walking into HR on Monday morning with his eyes on his boots.

[mrsgaryrennell]

Remember when Gary said he wasn’t the jealous type

Gary later in the game 🤡

[crimswnred]

litg S1 and S2 cast tweets (4/?) • part 1 | part 2 | part 3

[operationnope]

beloved in your pillow talk post (incredible btw and extremely accurate) I’m dying to know what option one and two were for gary

LOL Thanks, nonny!! I actually did think about what one and two were. Two was relentless tickling, for sure. And one would have been some random chat like, “What do you think purple smells like?”

Fun fact- I based Gary’s pillow talk after a convo from the game, if you chose to make a cheese toastie with him. I wish I could remember it exactly, but it was cute. I miss S2 🥲