#Garbage man x Sexy Woman canon

[accidentally-drank-paintwater]

STOP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Raging Lesbian x Raging Lesbian

I dropped everything to make this (I’m very tired)

Flats and unlighted

[juniaships]

My OCs as gritty live action

- Jora is now a bitter young woman who hates everything and everyone and numbs the pain by drinking or getting into illegal street fights. Also she is skinny for some reason

- Lani is now the Sexy Nerd and...that's about it

- Regina is a total Rich Bitch who looks down on the common masses because she's a wealthy white girl - she's also in a forbidden relationship with Antauri *NO*

- Rosslyn: "It will be, when it fits a woman."

- Kendrix is constantly given a pass for her shitty behavior without a single bit of self awareness

- Mikayla is a filthy degenerate who has sex with everyone

- All the canonically dark skinned girls will be played by a lighter skinned actress

- Odette (who is Afro-Polynesian) will now be played by a Hispanic actor because brown people are interchangeable

- Niya's family are Islamic terrorist

- Kaysha gets for man pain/replaced by a new white female character who is STRONG

- Jetta is the only one with common sense and points out how garbage the show is; however in universe everyone hates her

- Piper and Rhea are just there, despite Piper being a chi expert and martial artist on par with Elemental Masters, and Rhea being a talented dancer & moral support; also they're both ghetto

- Characters like Sonic, the Ninja Turtles, The Loonatics or aliens will all be played by hot actors, bare-minimum makeup or 90s grade CGI

- Ben is just the stupid childish idiot Himbo with zero redeeming qualities & makes fun of Jora yet expected to be her final love interest

- Penny's adopted parents are extremely abusive

- Lenora Rose (Janus Lee's dead wife) comes back to life as a darker Anti Heroine

- Marion is nonbinary and that's their entire character. None of their interests in cartoons and puppetry and learning to be a mage, nope their the token enby character. Also their codename is Snowflake.

- Aster wouldn't exist or their status as enby is nonexistent because you can't have more than two

- Beatrix the Butterfly is mentioned in passing as a lesbian or her being lesbian is just her entire character. Also she dies because she's too nice

- No woman over 40

- A triangle between Kevin/Rhea/Cole because that's exactly what we need

- Kudzu & Maestro Mortis would have redemptions while Odette never gets redeemed or dies

- The Power Rangers are now a part of the Plumbers because separate teams don't exist

- Also common tropes like magic and cartoons are constantly mocked and not even clever

- Penny and Kendrix would wear provocative clothes despite being 13 and 14 years old

- Penny secretly works for her father Paine, also she dates Axel despite the latter being 18 years old

- Everything is set in high school despite character being college- age, homeschool, adults, or living in different towns

- Vanessa's postpartum depression is given one episode and one episode only

- Also her role gradually declines as she becomes The Mom

- Or her only trait is that she's religious

- Also Kendrix's anger issues are left untreated or seen as quirky

- Zane x Jetta gets ruined by Zane becoming fully human in the dumbest way possible, because robo/human pairings are way too taboo

- NO FUN ALLOWED

- Other canon characters are background noises yet end up becoming way more popular amd likable than the main protagonists

- All the female villains are Sexy, Woobified, Monsters, no subtlety or nuance

- POC characters slowly fade into the background leaving white/whitepassing characters all the attention

- The older white men are Trump Supporters or the show forces politics in every scene with no nuance

- Aerin's platonic relationship with Shadow is now a romance; also she's the reincarnation of Maria Robotnik

- Grown up child heroes resent losing their childhoods because as you know, saving lives amd being good role models are BORING