#Garage Door Remote Control Williams Landing | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mcvfd · 6 years ago

Text

Interlude: Honey Heist

As an interlude between seasons, the gang played a one-off game called Honey Heist, where the characters play criminals trying to execute a complex plan that requires precise timing, and also they are GODDAMN BEARS.

CHARACTERS:

Jen: Mr Bellflower, grizzly bear, washed up muscle, but still terrifying. Dressed in a beige trench coat, peach velour bellbottoms, a flat cap, and a button reading "BEAR AND PROUD"

Steve: Mr Goldenrod, panda bear, adorable but incompetent hacker. Dressed in a powder blue frilly t-shirt, blue denim smart trousers, a beautiful blond wig and a crown.

Vicki: Mr Razzmatazz, honey badger, slick face-bear specializing in carnage. Dressed in a black-and-white crop top, leopard-print skirt, trilby hat, and cool shades.

Mart: Mr Amber, polar bear, retired driver, excellent swimmer. Dressed in a fluorescent yellow tuxedo shirt, grey y-fronts, a top hat & monocle, and a cowboy hat.

SCENARIO:

Dangerous truck convey is coming through our woods, we want to steal the queen bee and get all the honey ever. The queen bee is being delivered to a honey convention in Fresno and we know the route that’ll be taken to deliver it.

——PLANNING DISCUSSION——

Steve suggests hacking the traffic lights in the woods (they’re there to keep deer from running into each other).

We apparently had a Vespa riding koala that radios in from down the road that there are 2 hummers, one in front and one behind the semi truck containing the queen bee. Several people in each hummer.

Order of operations:

Honey badger shred the wheels of the back hummer.

Grizzly maul the occupants of the first hummer.

Polar bear takes over the semi truck.

Panda bear hacks the traffic lights to make the convoy stop and then drives the school bus in front of them, then hacks their phones and sends them pictures from each other’s photo rolls to there.

Group meets up at the animal cracker factory afterwards if we get split up.

Alternatively going to Folsom street to blend in with the bears??

And now our semi truck might be disguised as a big black dildo.

And we may be driving into the Robin William’s tunnel.

We have a small squad of red panda mechanics waiting in the tunnel (we are giving the school bus to them afterwards).

——LET’S GO——

Steve is ready to hack the traffic lights and drive into the intersection. First there’s a series of screens where Steve is furiously typing in credentials and solving mini-games (there’s a lot of “Access Denied”) but then he’s able to reroute the IP address to the GUI and suppress the packets somehow so then the screen turns green and Steve says “Give me a real challenge” and then he hangs out until the convoy approaches. Then he turns their light red and his light green and then rolls the school bus right in front of the front hummer.

Jen bursts out of the safety doors of the bus and gets her paws underneath the front bumper of the hummer and uses her terrify skill. She flips the car so hard it goes end over and and lands upside-down and people are pancaked and can’t get out. The people in the car are stunned for a bit until they crawl out.

Mart was hiding in the woods about a hummer’s distance away from the road, strolls up to the semi truck with some attitude because he’s an old bear. As he approaches the semi, there is a driver just wearing a jumpsuit (not a fully armed guard) but there is a passenger that is fully armed. They see a bear coming in a fluorescent yellow tux and cowboy hat and freak out. Mart wrenches the door right off the truck and then throws the driver and the door off the road. Then he throws a couple of scary swipes at the guard, who freaks out and leaves.

Vicki does a drive-by swipe at the back wheels, and manages to get the front wheel too. The back hummer won’t be able to chase us later. Vicki then keeps going forward and comes face to face to the passenger running out of the semi truck. In a fluid motion, she swipes at the radio (that is also making an ear-splitting shriek since Steve didn’t manage to properly scramble the radios) and accidentally comes away with a few fingers.

Jen climbs back into the school bus after she sees everything going down. Steve accidentally keeps burning the clutch and stalling the school bus for a little bit (bears aren’t good at driving stick). He manages to get it moving, but it takes long enough that some of the guards have run up to the semi.

Mart watches the rearview mirror and then tries to maul the guy’s face off just as he gets close enough to see there may be a bear in the car, but the guy wasn’t as close to the semi as he hoped. Vicki waits until the guy gets up to the window and jumps at his face and starts fucking his shit up and then jumps right back in. Steve is able to get the school bus going, so Mart puts his foot down in the truck and starts driving out of sight of the guy with a gun.

Steve, Jen and Vicki see a blinking red light on top of the semi where there wasn’t one before. Steve doesn’t recognize it visually but sees the distinctive signature of a remote controlled bomb on his chart of electromagnetic things. Steve and Jen successfully driver swap (not their first time), and then Steve makes his way to the back of the bus to jump onto the hood of the semi.

Steve climbs to the top and see a bunch of C4 strapped to the top, most likely with a dead man’s switch held by some guard that we left behind). The beeping gets faster and he just barely manages to defuse it in time. We reach the turnaround spot and start heading down to San Francisco, but now there’s a police chopper with a spotlight on us following us down.

Audience wait in anticipation, it’s a tense but cinematic scene as the helicopter follows the crew all the way to a tunnel. The bus and semi barrel in and the helicopter goes to the other side waiting for us….. and then there’s a scene of red pandas rushing to the vehicles, bolting on everything that we had asked for. And then suddenly a giant black dildo truck comes out of the tunnel, ejaculating glitter. The helicopter’s spotlight shines onto the semi-dick.. and then they pass by unscathed.

They get to Folsom, and then get to a garage. They park the truck and open up the back — and see hundreds of containers of bear-shaped honey, and a bee hive packed in styrofoam and labeled “Endangered”. Everyone hi-fives.

——HEIST COMPLETE——

#recap

0 notes