#Gandalf the yehaw

[kinsey3furry300]

Sorry, but surely Gandalf is the token Texan.

1, always armed for no apparent reason.

2,very polite but mildly deranged.

3, shows up uninvited at your birthday party with illegal fireworks, drinks all your beer and smokes all your weed, gives you good life advice, steals you jewellery and gives it to your nephew and then just fucks off with no explanation.

4, strangers only know them for thier comicly big hat and weird manner of speaking.

5, is several years into a project before he thinks to mention it to his boss.

6, finds out his boss is a narc, punches him, jail.

7, escapes jail.

8, turns up several weeks late to an important group project because he just escaped jail.

9, organises hiking trip with an unstable bunch of heavily armed weirdos rather than ask the government for help.

10, would rather climb a mountain than take a short cut.

11, fucking dies punching Satan in the dick.

12, comes back with new threads and a fucking horse. But not just any horse, the king of horses! 🐎

13, admits that the group project has gone sideways and it is his fault, but insists it can be fixed by more dudes with horses.

14, meets the King of the horse dudes. Greets him by punching him.

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Facts are facts. @ladycloud @esmesqualor-not-esmecullen