#GYATTT as the kids would say

[se-dissimuler]

why’s his ass all up in my face

[billkaulitzwife]

The Outsiders Nowadays (in 2024).

Ponyboy (born 2010)

on playstation 24/7

“FIVE MORE MINUTES, DARREL.”

his username is smth stupid like ‘smokersleftlung’ or ‘mylittlep0ny’

“wya?” when ur at his door

vapes.

SORRY.

noah kahan lover

jeans, steel toe boots, camo shirt, neon orange jacket.

would try to get his friends to read

but gets called a dork :)

“Something in the Orange” on full blast while thinking of Cherry

posts horrendous .5s of himself on snap

typa guy to hold a fish on his instagram

favourite show is probably yellowstone

Johnny (born 2008)

loves open boxing the gang !

sad he has an xbox and not ps like the boys

HATES fortnite.

unironically says skibidi gyat

“hey dal, look at that furry over there.”

its just some kid.

foster care.

dallas would add him on snap and getting annoyed when he said “wyll”

has a stupid bow by his name

“johnny🎀”

like bro you are not coquette.

cries to wlw poetry.

snap user: “ooh_achurch” insta: “cadecade55”

used :3 once and never did it again.

watched friends and says “hes so me” whenever he sees ross.

Dallas (born 2007)

“wyll”

typa guy to yell GYATTT in public

barks at emos and furries

vapes in the school bathroom

racist.

would call you a slur for looking at him for more than a second.

mullet + perm combo

jumped a 7 year old and got on the news

male manipulator core

owns a husky named after himself

knife enthusiast.

screams at his dad for ten more minutes on the playstation

“do u send?”

no i do not thank you very much.

suicide boys. lil peep.

thinks he’s dean from supernatural

same username everywhere: “imnottexan”

fav show: big mouth

Adelaide (born 2010)

regina george but on a mental level

gatekeeper.

arsonist !

had a friend group with “bug” “kai” “arson” and “alex” in 2021 and nearly khs.

almost thought she was bi.

fought a girl in the locker room at school

takis, cookie monster pajama pants, latina makeup

SABRINA AND CHAPPELL LOVER, used to be a swiftie

sturniolo triplet fan (owns all of space camp)

buys clothes from shein

usernames: “addiethebaddie” “adelaidecurtis”

fav show wld be shameless

BEDROTTING.

grew up on spongebob and bubble guppies

writes poetry in her notes app

Darry (born 2004)

“live laugh love” sign somewhere in the house

“Doesn’t know how to text normally .”

(jkjk)

“PHONE ON THE TABLE WHEN YOU GET HOME.”

has a pinterest board full of pumpkins and dogs

invested in the kardashians

the therapist friend

facetimes the gang when he’s on lunch break

doesnt understand what skibidi is

ONLINE COLLEGE!!!

blasts dad rock when he drops off the twins at school

duct taped two-bit to the top of his car during freshman kill week

did the same to steve

class of ‘22

lowk eats up lana del rey

hates twitter and instagram

username: “darrel_curtis”

believes in angel numbers (me too king)

has a picture of him holding a fish on his instagram to ‘attract the females’

Sodapop (born 2008)

boycott

belittle

boyboss

owned wizz for less than a day

trolled little kids on roblox with steve

saw too many… things on omegle.

scrolls on tiktok for hours.

usernames: “thispxssytasteslikepepsi” “sodap0p08”

binges twilight in hiding

also barks at emos and furries

laughs at any kinda fart joke

showed pony a picture of a horse and said “found u online”

they fought.

threatened to break the tv when he couldn’t play slime rancher for three hours

turns his life360 off when he goes out with sandy or to a car show

Two-Bit (born 2006)

broke four controllers when he played seige

trolls on fortnite

finally fucking finished high school (class of ‘24)

ice cream scoop hair

binges bojack horseman

bo burnham’s biggest fan

made a huge deal when the queen died

refused to wear a mask during quarantine because ‘ITS FOR SISSIES’

preaches the second amendment “MERICAAA”

username: “twobit”

sends random memes in the gc when the others are fighting

hates xbox users

complains about adelaide using shein

“tummy hurty” posts on his insta story

would slap the shit out of you if you said seige was just a game

Steve (born 2007)

trolls on dti

eats goldfish like his life depends on it

username: “handletherandle”

also preaches the second amendment

and the first

and the fifth

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICA—

went on a school trip to dc and hated everything he had to eat

doordashes when he has enough

hypocrite

wld call you a slur for a GOOD reason

avid minecraft player

and overwatch.

mountain dew addict

reposts politics and cars on twitter

hates minion memes

“wyll”

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

[hollyandkuroo]

Haikyuu guys as icks

Saw this idea from someone else xx enjoy

Speaker kid - OMFG its like 8 am and this guy has a JBL speaker at max playing Pop Smoke and Travis Scott, he gen does not give af about his attendence and is late to every class, hes obnoxiously loud and everyone just wishes he would stfu. Hitting that dispo during every passing period.

Terumshima, Tanaka , Iwaizumi

School threat/discord kid - This guy genuinely has like no friends & never talks, hair be greasy and moderates discord servers like the navy. Makes "dark humor" jokes and when someone says something he says shit like, "relax liberal"

Mad Dog, Tendou (SORRYYY I LOVE HIM IT JUST FITS) Tsukishima lowk, kind of Kenma maybe besides the no friends part

TikTok cornball - UNIRONICALLY says things in tt comments sections like, "L + Ratio" "that tuff buddy😹" "Im Himothy" "average woman 😹". Thinks that these terms and refrences are so fcking funny: "what the sigma" "tiktok rizz party" "skibiddi toilet" "fanum tax" "GYATTT".

Atsumu, Bokuto, Lev (bro is childish) , Oikawa, Nishinoya, Hinata

"Opium" fashion demon / fashion snob - Makes ootds and fit checks ALL THE DAMN TIME. Truly believes he is superior to everyone because his fashion taste and wardrobe. Walks around acting like hes on the runway or something. Thinks carti is king and sags his pants. Hes also tries to act "nonchalant"🤢 cause hes just "too cool" for everyone ig. "Kai he/him ig" LMAO

Kuroo, Kageyama, Iwaizumi, Osamu

Pretentious fuck - Lowk same breed as the last one but this is the guy to see a girl where a Nirvana shirt and say, "Name AT LEAST 3 songs, please, like genuinely". And makes you feel actually stupid and unworthy LMAO. He thinks deftones is under ground. Says things like "what do yall know about be 'quiet and drive far away by deftones' " As if thats not like one of their most popular songs??? Lowk harasses people about their Spotify wrapped.

Akaashi lowk, Tsukishima, Kageyama, Atsumu

Hornball - Bro is a freak and makes it very known. He posts on his public story literal p0r/n, and captions it things like "need this atm😩" or "mood🥴". LIKE BROOO ACTUALLY STOP WE ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. He has too many damn highlight of himself on instagram too.

Yamamoto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo

"Broken" emo - This guy goes on snapchat and post on his story a black screen with the caption "logging off for a bit, if you need me text my number" or "dhmu". WE DO NOT CARE ONG. When he was in middle school he watched and reposted bart simpson emo edits, and even attmepted to make his own emo corn ball edits". Says things like "all girls are the same" when his girlfriend in middle school left him.

BOKUTO, oikawa, Atsumu, Hinata

Ok BYEEE

My first post

[chososcamgirl]

HEYHEY IYA HRUUUU??? SORRY FOR NOT DOING MY DAILY CHECKINS I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET ON TOP OF MY ASKSSSS IVE BEEN… getting more sun in lately…. Heh… breathing some real air instead of being locked up inside… BUT I HOPE UR HAVING A VERY SIGMA DAY AND THAT TERRIFIER 3 DIDNT TRAUMATIZE U TOO MUCH.. 😭😭 I SAW THE BLEACH SCENE AND OMFG I WAS GAGGING IDK HOW U POWERED THRU THE WHOLE MOVIEEEE

Ok look why did I find out one of my friends is an op…. 💔 cus she’s trying to steal my hg away from me and she keeps tryna make plans with MY 4LIFER infront of me… but my hoe is a real one and she caught on to how weird that friend was being too 😭 she got so pissed at me today because I wore something she wanted to wear.. but she didn’t tell me she wanted to wear the same thing so how would I even know…. like she literally wants me to ask permission on what I wear before I wear something which is SO WEIRD.. and she hates that my life doesn’t revolve around her because I went out with another friend today and she got SOO mad at me she started sending AUDIO RECORDINGS OF HER CRYING????? AND SHE STARTED TYPING SHIT LIKE “ur so fake” or  “without me?” I SWEAR SHE ACTS LIKE MY EX 😭‼️and she tries to tell me who to hang out with/ditch and what I should be doing… vro… why are you telling me how to live my life 👿

AND ANOTHER GIRL WAS USING MY FACE TO CATFISH PEOPLE… WHICH IS ACTUALLY SO TERRIFYING BECAUSE LIKE APPARENTLY SHE HAS 5 TALKING STAGES WHO THINK THEYRE TALKING TO MY FACE…. TELL ME WHY IM JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW??? I HOPR SHES NOT SAYING WEIRD SHIT OR SENDING THINGS AND LIKE SAYING ITS FROM ME…. I WAS ACTUALLY LEFT SPEECHLESS WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT CAUSE WHY IS SHE USING MY FACE TO TALK TO PEOPLE….. 😧

I WENT TO THE MALL WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS (again PGJFJNGHRNJGHR I HAVE A SPENDING PROBLEMMMM) and there was someone dressed as the terrifer and OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING FOR A SECOND I GOT SO SCARED… but they were rlly nice once I calmed down 😭 he started honking his horn at me and it was pretty funny idk why I started tweaking 💔 also I was being so paranoid I was still at the mall at like 11pm (I was sitting in some random corner) and there’s like this loud banging so I LEGIT GOT UP AND WAS READY TO RUNNNNN UTHUTITHNUTR PLEASEEE MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT ACTIVATED AND I LEGIT WAS FREAKING OUT but then it tuns out it was just a group of kids banging their shit…. And they SAW ME TWEAKING AND LAUGHEDDDD AT MEEE ARHGHHJGTGJHEEHG but they apologized so its all 😈

I was on a grind and did my nails oh my GYATTT I am TWEAKING they took FOREVERRRR AND IM LIKE KINDA DISSAPOINTED BY HOW THEY TURNED OUT BUT WTV 

My dogs a German Shepard btw… he lowk a freak 😈🙏 ALSO MY PERPER LIKE.. JUST ENDED.. SO,, SORRY FOR BLUETOOTHING IT TO U ☹️

OKOK THOUGHTS ON THE RECENT CHAPTER… 

Why is megrim lowk folding HARDDD like DAMN y’all had sex ONE time chill 😭(saying that as if I wouldn’t be attached to the person who takes my v-card) 

MAKI AND YN HAVING SEX AT THE SAME TIME IM HOWLING AT THE MOON THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS HAVING MATCHING STARSIGNS OR SMTHING 😭 THEYRE LOCKED IN FOR SUREEE

Toge saying he didn’t get laid when yuji said “damn so y’all all got laid last night” is so fake cus I was LITERALLY w him last night chat.. why is he lying?? 💔

Toge should have won funniest band member 😍 (no shade to Fuji)

PLEASEE YUTA SPIRALING BECAUSE MAKI WAS IN A BAD MOOD 😭😭 HE IS THE REASON WHY THE 🫃EMOJI EXISTS

URGRTHIURTHTRTURIR I NEED INUMAKI SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY… I WISH WE FUCKED TOO 👿🐺‼️

Movie date…? are we going for awkward tension or theater head I can’t tell 👀

Sukuna part healed something in me that I didn’t know was broken thank you iya (and Beyonce) for cleansing a part of my soul I feel very blessed rn 😇

DONT GET ME WRONG SUKUNAS 😍 BUTTTT PPL LIKE THAT R SO ANNOYING IM GLAD YN STOOD UPPP CUS I WOULD CRASH OUT IF SHE CAVED IN

Megumi is WHIPPPPEDDDDD bro like on SKIBIDI he’s cooked

Okay look yn is so me because I never block any of my exes or failed talking stages… I FEAR IM NOT THAT STRONG… ESP WHEN THEY BREAK NO CONTACT LIKE I SWEAR ITS SOOOO HARD FOR ME TO STAY SILENT EVEN IF ITS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM…. THE BLOCK BUTTON IS NEVER AN OPTION FOR ME I FEAR SO I UNDERSTAND WHY SUKUNA WOULDNT BE BLOCKED BC ME TOO GIRL 😞

Toge please give me a chance I swear ill treat you right like u can literally be the mpreg seahorse to my strong independent alpha seahorse female 🤗

AHJTRHRTTRTRITROTOGBT I LOVED THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH OH M,Y GYATT IIYA ILYSM THANK YOU FOR STUFFING ME UP 🤗

CANT WAIT FOR THE OTHER ONES O COME OUT KJREHURTHTRHJSRTHJTR IM SO PUMPEDD

My friend made a comment today on how I would post smthing like “oh! So, inumaki is actually my fav character… its okay if you like him too ig… just don’t talk about him to me…” or some shit like that on my socials and tell me why I lowk would… I would match his freak so well PLEASE GIVE ME. ACHANCE IM SHAKING

AOTD ANSWER UHHHHHHH…. ASMR… LIKE… THOSE CLASSROOM ASMRS U CAN FIND ON TIKTOK OMFG THEY PUT MY TO SLEEP IN AN INSTANT ITS LIKE A KINK I SWEAR (NOT ACTUALLY) I WATCH THEM RELIGOUSLY BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP😫😫😫

OKOK QTODDDDDD…. IF U GET DINNER WITH ANY CELEB (has to be real) WHO WOULD IT BEEEE???

OTNGTKJNTNJTNTNT ILYTSM IYA SIGMA POOPOO HAVE A VERY ALPHATASTIC DAY ‼️🐺🔥

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HI ALPHA!! 🐺🐺

LONG respond under the cut help…🙏

IVE BEEN MEANING TO ANSWER THIS FOR SO LONG PLEASE!! NEVER APOLOGISE!! ive been in a pickle answering asks (u r my last ask for the night i’ve been saving this one🙂‍↕️ also i see ur other ask and i definitely will be answering it dw <33) IVE BEEN GOOD!! my sore throat has gone away FINALLY and work has been v good🙂‍↕️ WBY!!! this was the last daily check in i had gotten from you.. i hope ur not dead… /j

BRO TERRIFER 3 WAS SOMETHING ELSE😭 I HAD MY HANDS COVERED 70% OF THE TIME NOT IN FEAR BUT BECAUSE OF THE GORE IT WAS SO 😭😭😭GROSS. like please if i knew it was going to have that much blood i would have NOT watched it… but also my fault for skipping past 1 and 2 and going straight to 3. also the plot was kinda ass so….

NO BC THAT WOULDVE BEEN IT FOR ME like why tf are u making plans INFRONT ME but i’m glad ur bff got ur back like she’s a real one fr WAIT HOMEGIRL IS GETTING JEALOUS? ur 4lifer am i correct?😭 omg wait that’s so weird WHY DO YOU NEED HER PERMISSION PLEASE?🙄🙄🙄 and i lowkey do understand the jealousy thing because i do tend to get like that too but I DONT SEND VMS OF ME CRYING?😭 she’s on a different level omg….

HELLO THE CATFISH? ARE U OKAY… idk if that was me i would be lowkey like ???wtf but then like “oh so u think i’m prettyyyy!!!😍😍😇😇😇” idk but like as long as she’s not doing stupid or dumb shit that might affect you🫠🫠 the talking stages r lowkey funny BUT STILL A BIT WEIRD??

OH MY GOD THE TERRIFER AT THE MALL? THAT WAS A SCENE IN RHE MOVIE😭 no bc i would have LEFT SO FAST and the honking no bro i cannot with him anymore 😟😟😟 ALSO ALPHA WHY ARE YOU AT THE MALL AT 11PM STILL HELLO? IS IT NOT SHUT AT 9PM LIKE NORMAL… idk it is here in aus… also the fight or flight thing im sorry i giggled but atleast the kids apologised to you😈😈

YAY FOR NAILS!!! omg i wish i could do my own nails it would save me SO MUCH MONEY💔 you must teach me alpha… ALSO OMG GERMAN SHEPARD?? THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE BREED😭 them and samoyeds please i wanted a german shepard for so long but my parents always said no💔 you MUST show me a picture of ur dog please im begging🙏

YAY THOUGHTS!! PUHLEASE yes u were with toge that same night i’m sorry it’s #canon. THE 🫃 EMOJI THOUFHT I ACTUALLY HOWLED😭 THEATRE HEAD ALPAH PLEASE ENOUGH. no i haven’t blocked any of my exes/situationship BESIDES ONE… but that was lowkey bc he was a freak but i mean if they did break no contact i would fold immediately sorry… MPREG ALPHA SEAHORSE GIRL IM WEAK😭😭😭

you and toge are 100% matching eachothers freak🙂‍↕️ THE ASMR IS SO REAL IM SORRY😭 idk if u remember this but yagami yato audios…. ok hear me out… they were GOOD back then please they were comforting for 14 year old me okay…

AOTD‼️ THIS IS HARD BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW… BUT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC OR AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON.. he was so sexy in bullet train #notsorry my hamzah hyper fixation is heavy rn idk he’s just so 😍😍😍 WBY🫵🫵🫵

ILY ALPHA!!🐺🐺 PLEASE DONT DIE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY <33 GOING TO SLEEP NOW