#GUYS SHUT UP its so gay 🙄

[leolaroot]

why's he just say this shit constantly

I'm going to post something but I'm going to be normal about it ok? I'm just posting it for normal reasons.

[kenlvry]

LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER

the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team

an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens

kenny

he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."

you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"

the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"

after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing

thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip

kyle

okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle

"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐

to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.

the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??

he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭

he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"

you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭

stan

stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF

"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"

he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.

he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️

he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭

when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"

cartman

"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."

he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"

picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is

now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video

the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.

he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.

butters

butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"

he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴

even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??

you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)

everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍

clyde

when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"

he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨

he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more

when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"

well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.

tolkien

most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"

"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"

he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞

when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that

"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr

craig

"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."

idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo

he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.

when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.

people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞

tweek

"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"

okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"

he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️

his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too

recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks

when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs

Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? 🤔

Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?

Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works

Ran: yes

Ran: the placenta effect

Izana: here we fucking go

Smiley: you're kidding right?😁

Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?

Ran: we get it, you smile really wide 👍

Smiley: kys

Ran: so hostile and for what

Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta

Izana: how even?

Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??

Ran: isn't that those huge tent things

Mitsuya: that's a gazebo

Ran: oh

Ran: same thing

Smiley: you dumb as hell

Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something

Hakkai: smh

Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me

Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick

Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh

Hakkai: he could have died

Ran: but he didn't?

Ran: i was just being silly and having fun

Ran: is that such a crime🙄

Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER

Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?

Mitsuya: it's placebo

Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think

Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)

Chifuyu: none of those are correct

Draken: google exists also

Draken: why are you asking us

Rindou: shut up for a sec

Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone

Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?

Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol

Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)

Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth

Mikey: what the fuck is this situation

Mikey: is this real?💀

Rindou: nah

Rindou: hypothetically

Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here

Rindou: nah

Rindou: can y'all just answer me

Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever

Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently

Rindou: there's blood

Rindou: hypothetically

Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?😐

Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir

Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations

Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader

Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?

Ran: what if it turns us on

Izana: uhm

Kakucho: fuck off

Kakucho: sorry

Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you

Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt

Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons

Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo

Rindou: uhhh Sanzu

Kakucho: LMAO

Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach

Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally

Rindou: but i'll do it anyway

Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out

Rindou: oh like in the stomach?

Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn

Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic💀💀

Mikey: bro what?😭

Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?

Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself

Smiley: the irony of this is crazy

Draken: that got a chuckle outta me 😂

Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad💀

Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect

Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect 🤓👆"

Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur🖕

Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic

Ran: you need to fucking chill omg

Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji

Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness🤨

Baji: *dumbass

Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings

Smiley: bro called us fools

Ran: that's a bit much, sir

Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand

Ran: uh huh <3

Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn

Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou

Rindou: on my dick

Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?

Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever

Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?

Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine

Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay

Smiley: 🤨

Angry: 🤨

Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'

Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part

Rindou: don't twist my words

Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??

Mitsuya: bffr 😐

Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???

Hakkai: he's a boy?

Rindou: he looks like a woman

Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean

Chifuyu: you're being weird rn

Ran: what about his penis, Rindou

Rindou: that's irrelevant

Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable

Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy

Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rindou: "FEM"

Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???

Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo🤨

Draken: kys (kill yourself)

[ijustreallylikepirates]

DCASE12!!! (I almost forgot to watch the episode today guys, how could I 😭)

-GABBY AND GRETT FRIENDSHIP COMING BACK YIPPEE

-EW YUL SHUT UP LET HER WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS

-“Tommy my boy 🤟” 💀💀💀💀

-Tom you wanna kiss Jake right???

-Grett please listen to Gabby

-GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL RIGHT NOW PLEASSSE YOU DESERVE BETTER GIRL

-YOU WONT END UP ALONE GO KISS RIYA

-“Gabby shut the fuck up nobody was talking to you 🙄✋” IM SORRY THE WAY HE SAID THAT SO FAST MADE ME LAUGH 💀💀💀💀💀

-Yul you fatass get the salad yourself

-I think Gabby’s hallucination Gabby should shut up

-YEAH GABBY TALK SHIT ABOUT YUL LIKE THAT

-ALEC WITH THE HAND YOU KNOW YOURE GAY

-“working hard or hardly working” 🤓☝️

-bruh Connor says the most cringiest things 💀

-BRO WHEN AIDEN SAID UM IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS GONNA SING MR LOVERMAN ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT???

-YUL STAMPING HIS FOOT LOLL THE LITTLE BABY

-RIGHT IN THE BALLS LOL

-OMG ITS SO FUNNY WATCHING EVERYONE FIGHT LIKE CHILDREN LMFAOOO

-BRUH AIDENS SCARED NOISES LOLLL

-“what? 😐🍎”

-Jake and Aiden actually working together what a miracle

-BRUH JAKE DIVE BOMBING YUL LOLLL

-ALECONNOR INTERACTION

-ALEC CONNOR PLEASE KISS

-ALEC AND CONNOR THEYRE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER OMG KISSSSS

-ALEC YOU SHOULDVE INVITED CONNOR TO DINNER BRUHHH

-Derek is sad about Trevor not coming out with them??? He wants him there?????? He wants him so bad

-TOM CHEERING THEM ON FOR BEING LOSERS LOLLL

-ooh now we have a heroes alliance AND a villains alliance interesting

-NOO DEREK COME BACK TREVOR WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU HIS FEELINGS ☹️☹️☹️

-if Trevor doesn’t tell Derek his feelings he’s going to go insane

-CAMBODIA LOLLLLL

-A TIE WHAT???

-TIEBREAKER YEAHHHH

-aw Trevor sticking his tongue out

-Gabby vs Tom was so intimidating

-I love that they kept their friendship alive

-I’m kinda sad to see Tom go tho

-bruh why are the goodbyes getting so sad now ☹️

-OMG TOMS APOLOGY TO JAKE AWWW

-TOMJAKE KISS RIGHT NOW

-NO KRISTAL AND DEREK KISSING

-NOOO

-EWWWW

-no I feel so bad for Trevor ☹️

ODD NATION CARTOONS STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW YOURE RUINING MY LIFE

ALECONNOR TOMJAKE TREVEK PLEEEEEEAASSSSEEEEE

I BEG OF YOU

This episode broke me I’m actually gonna cry right now ☹️

ALEC FOR THE WIN GUYS WE GOT THIS

(I’m gonna start working on a new Alenick fanfiction tonight since I’ve been holding off of that for a while but anyways i love yall have a good night or day or whatever)

[acircusfullofdemons]

CROSSFIRE DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

Finally got around to making one of these! I choose my Crossfire Gang bc they're ... probably not the most chaotic of the bunch, but definitely the funniest imo. Also this could be 100% canon ngl. I kind of wish it was bc the discourse & drama they'd start would be hilarious.

Learn more about Crossfire here.

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

Good day everyone today I will be assigning you a pirate to kin. 

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/riverbunny: ur jake from jake and the neverland pirates.

🐇 riverbunny Follow

:/

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/kingwolfe you’re Connor Kenway from Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

is t because od m name

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/thedevilisrich is Jack Sparrow from potc

💸 thedevilisrich ☑️ Follow

Thanks kiddo!

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/run-and-hyde is foxy from fnaf

🐇 riverbunny Follow

Wait, he’s not a real pirate

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

YES HE IS SHUT UP

🐇 riverbunny Follow

HE’S A FOX???

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

THAT’S ALSO A PIRATE WHAT’S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

#fuckin dumbass #also ur breaking my dni btw 🖕

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Please stop calling @/kingwolfe a dog. It’s demeaning.

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

its. true tough.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

but he peed on the carpet????

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

He did WHAT

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

lol yeah yor care. smells like piss. 

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

hey. @/divinityspeaks why arjje the kods burning vegges.

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Uriel made them watch VeggieTales for the entire month. They’ve been like this for two hours now. 

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

THAT FUCKING TOMATO MUST BUURRNNNN

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

DEATH TO CARROTS!!!!

👻 paperwildflower Follow

I hate broccoli >:(

🐇 riverbunny Follow

ok but I actually need to feed my rabbits so please don’t like. burn ALL the vegetables

🐇 riverbunny Follow

but FUCK bannanas

#tastes disgusting 🤮

🐇 riverbunny Follow

I know I seem very easy to anger but tbh it takes a LOT to piss me off. I’m usually very chill guys I swear!

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

bunnies aren’t even that cute

🐇 riverbunny Follow

I’m feeding you to connor

#i thought i was on your dni 🤔 #hhmmm #suspicious

📣 cheerycherri Follow

@/riverbunny @/run-and-hyde sometimes I think you guys genuinely hate me :(

🐇 riverbunny Follow

WE DO

📣 cheerycherri Follow

but wwhhyyyyy???

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

GIRL u accused me of MURDER 🙄🤚

📣 cheerycherri Follow

k but like…you did tho 😐

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

no tf i didn’t that was @/kingwolfe I killed someone else

📣 cheerycherri Follow

WHAT

#HELLO??? #ON A PUBLIC PLATFORM NO LESS????? #i feel so unsafe omg

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

am I gay?

👻 paperwildflower Follow

What makes you think that?

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

because I’m a pirate and Pirates are inherently gay

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Who told you that?

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/run-and-hyde

🐇 riverbunny Follow

Uriel said I broke all 10 Commandments. Yewh, even adultery. Which is weird, because I'm not even dating anyone!

#no vin doesnt count #please stop asking about him

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

…but?

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

no that's it

#can someone pick me up #im in quinns basement #...again :( #it STINKS

🐇 riverbunny Follow

we all have our demons. I just choose to feed mine.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

LIAR!!! NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!!!!

#IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR MCDONALDS #FOR HALF AN HOUR #HES LETTING ME STARVE >:( #SOME ANGEL HE IS #NO WONDER YOU GOT KICKED OUT DUMBASS

[clambuoyance]

ngl I know nothing ab your DC blorbos except they're gay and cool or something Idk I just think they're neat... I'd ask what comics I could read ab them being super blorbo-y but Idk...

OKAY so there’s a lot of characters in dc but the ones I draw/talk about the most are these group of friends!! They feature in Young Justice 1998, Teen Titans 2003, and Young Justice 2019, as well as having their own comics and other appearances :)

each comic run has different vibes but my personal favorite is yj1998 bc I like its wacky and zany vibes. It was not my first comic though, and it’s a little older so it might be hard to understand or read if it’s your first time reading comics like this, and again it is old soooo some stuff does Not age well such as certain jokes or depictions and it is of course not all perfect but overall I love it and think it has a lot of heart

I think i have a lot of fun with it bc it feels so…animated? And it has funny slapstick humor. Honestly I probably like it bc it makes me laugh the same way ninjago makes me laugh…a group of 4+ friends that have cute dynamics with each other and just Being Silly Together. I really don’t know how to explain it but between all three runs, I can see yj1998 in my head the most as a wacky animated show with exaggerated bouncy animation idk so that’s part of the fun for me. I think the moment I realized this was going to be a long term emotional investment was When I read the issue where they randomly end up on a planet and have to play baseball bc I am a SUCKERRR for baseball shenanigans

But yeah the group starts out with Bart, Tim, and Kon in JLA: A world without Grownups, and they just have a good trio dynamic 🙏 the banter between all three is so good 🤩and I liked seeing their friendship develop throughout yj1998 too! Especially for Tim, with his hesitancy at the beginning.They weren’t without conflict ofc but that adds to why I like them bc eventually they became besties for life. They are also quickly joined by others but the main one that stays w the group through all three runs is Cassie Sandsmark , aka Wonder Girl ii.

But yeah I guess some things I like are the way they actually Hang out? like they will do camping trips or go to the mall and games together etc etc, but there will be parts that feel more serious while never losing that humorous tint to it. For some examples, I love how Tim tries to be a leader in the beginning, but then one arc shows just how much Cassie is more fitting for it, and how they bond over Leader things like how hard it is to tell Bart what to do and then will share a really nice hug 🥺, and I love Cassie and Cissie’s relationship a LOT because they sometimes misunderstand each other but clearly care for each other (they aren’t canon but in my heart they are.) I also like Tim and kon’s build towards understanding and friendship for a similar reason, and cissie and Anita also have a nice development with each other, but yeah all the dynamics are just fun to think about tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ I am pointing at them eagerly and going “wow! Friendship!!”

And as for the guy I never shut up about…well that’s a whole thing I could ramble about but i became obsessed with him the moment he quoted Peter Pan while lamenting about how he was afraid his friends would leave him behind after several issues of him acting like Hot Shit and erm I’m predictable so it got to me 🙄 also he makes dumb jokes every second like he expects someone to laugh at them like he’s so dumb sometimes….anyways I do not want to ramble too much so I will get on with it

I was only familiar with his black tshirt look before, so when I first saw this goofy looking dumbass with a leather jacket and glasses and an earring I WAS LIKE “THATS SUPERBOY? THATS REAL?” and quickly became interested in the notion of a Superman associated hero wearing something like this bc I don’t think my brain ever considered the possibility before….also it is something I cannot explain some panels just activate my cuteness aggression 😔 I just think he’s really cute 🫶🫶🫶

[popstart]

Yeah you know what i'll send G1 for sexuality and gender HCs. why not

Alejandro: Ive never sat down and thought about this but bisexual seems correct.

Beth: I think ive always operated under the assumption shes lesbian lol. brady is SUCH a comphet boyfriend

Bridgette: I have a hard time seeing her as anything but straight I cant even lie? like i love wlw bridgette ships but not in a way that I wouldn't be unsurprised if they were canonically shut down lmfao 😭😭😭I really like the lesbian bridgette hc I just cannot get behind it in a way that aligns me with actually thinking bridgette would be a lesbian

Cody: I have no opinions on what I think his sexuality is but I cannot get behind relationships between him and girls

Courtney: LESBIAN. but i do like seeing other hcs for her. I see cases for her being bi, I see cases for her being straight. shrug emoji. I do really like duncney as a ship though which throws some wrenches in that hc just a little bit lmfao

Dj: I operate in a world where Dj is a lesbian even though I dont think i seriously think that. Its just how it goes

Duncan: i have a hard time seeing him as anything other than straight. like. im sorry this guy would be so homophobic. he would use the word gay as an insult. However, i do like aleduncan. so take of that as you will (its funny and makes me laugh) he has gay friends though omg🙄🙄🙄🙄

Eva: LESBIAN. yes its stereotypical. no i dont care. shes such a dyke

Ezekiel: straight??????? idk. this isnt even a "hes sexist so he would be other flavors of bigoted" I just dont live in a universe that I think ezekiel could be queer

Geoff: bisexual except i dont think he would label it. he thinks its normal for everyone to be a little attracted to the same gender. my friend that has only seen a little bit of total drama also likes him being a trans man which i mostly find funny but i could see lmao.

Gwen: lesbiannn. I really like the hc shes a trans girl as well, or nonbinary. im fine with either of those. regardless she is not cishet in any fashion. i genuinely think she is very very lesbian coded aligned because the way she behaves with men in the show is just???? so strange? i dont think it was intentional from the producers though which has me hesitant to mark it as actually "coded". Also i so seriously believe she was one sided crushing on courtney in all stars. why is she so weird. like im not a big gwourtneyer but wanting to impress a girl that bad teeters into "theres no straight explanation for this" territory

Harold: idk. trans in some direction. last year I remember seeing one of those your fave is posts and it was transbian harold and i remember laughing so hard bc i wasnt in the fandom at the time I had no idea someone would hc harold of all people as transbian.

Heather: trans girl lesbian though im less heavy on her being trans I just like it symbolically. saw someone forever ago say t4t gweather and I liked it a lot. her bald era was such an interesting look into her mind bc that is straight up gender dysphoria. I dislike aleheather bc i hc her as just so so lesbian.

Izzy: nonbinary unlabeled. she dgaf about labels so hard so im not gonna try to break it down either.

Justin: hes always given me gay man energy

Katie + Sadie: I love them as lesbian but i prefer them staying just friends (though im fine with the ship.)

Leshawna: Ive never thought about it. i think she plays a straight bff role very easily but she could be bi or lesbian

Lindsay: I prefer her as lesbian but I also like lyler in a way that has me thinking she could be bi. unlabeled maybe but lesbian aligned. dunno, I guess it could depend on the universe lol.

Owen: bisexual. ik this isnt "canon" but its canon enough to me.

Noah: Seeing people argue over this has me not giving a shit at all. bisexual i guess. i dont care

Sierra: i LOVE lesbian sierra. hill i'll die on is that shes a lesbian that made up a guy to crush on to try and appear normal since she has no friends in school.

Trent: i have quite literally 0 opinions on trent that are based on canon. hes a straight man

Tyler: straight to me i cant lie, but i like transfem lesbian tyler its cuteness

[fortheb0ys]

I stopped trying to educate women hating straight guys and I am STILL getting people bothering me 🖕 ITS BEEN A WEEK, GET A LIFE

ONE OF THEM IS STILL YAPPING, HE HASNT STOPPED

One guy told me that you can't victimize strong people and that's why women are always victims and I called him a meatrider and to keep sucking his dad's dick, since he seems to hate women so much he must be into men?? Because what the fuck

He never responded 😊🫶

Also. My exs excuse for doing that was to know what I was into🤨 why do you need to know I'm reading about Marc Spector raw dogging m!reader! Leave me alone! I don't tell you for a reason!

Can't have shit in this house 🗣️‼️

New boyfriend W, he's also autistic and trans so he understands half the bullshit I say 🤝 he also doesn't care that I'm poly 💪😤

On a completely different note, I've had three Sunnyside up eggs today, I'm hooked, send help

-🥭

It's honestly like beating a dead horse. Their brains are so rotten there's no hope for them sadly.

Best way to shut them up is the accuse them for being gay cause they hate women so much. I live how the bitch turned tail🙌

I beat this shit heads don't have the balls to say that shit irl unless a woman rejects their creepy attempts at flirting🤢

Has that ex ever thought of asking you you instead?!? Oh no but that means he would get to be a busy body🙄 God what a joke!

Your new man sounds wonderful :) Glad you found a good one and wish you guys the best!!

Omg I am in my mf egg era rn!! I used to HATE eggs. The texture, smell, taste EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! But I really struggled with my protein intake cause I'm not a big fan of the texture of meat (just chicken but I have a fear I don't cook it properly) so I was pushing myself to eat eggs more.

I CAN SAY I'M NOW AN EGG ENJOYER!!! Been eating sunnyside eggs with chili oil almost everyday DELICIOUS😩

Made this soy marinated eggs the other day. Need to work on the recipe a bit and I'm not the biggest fan of the texture of hard boiled eggs but they were pretty good!

[hyocherie]

shinichirou created a groupchat.

special chapter for "the scariest future" edited version

(suggestive, cursing, I don't know where this is going)

shinichirou made a group chat

shinichirou added three people

shinichirou set nicknames for three members

shinichirou named the group chat "GAY BD 🤸♀️💃🥺"TAKEOMI: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GDM NAME

SHINICHIROU: HELLO GAY PPL THAT I RECRUITED 🤩❤

WAKASA: i am going to kill who tf made this gc.

SHINICHIROU: HI WAKA-CHAN 🥰

WAKASA: hi shin-chan...

BENKEI: thats fruity...

WAKASA: it's not, fuck off caius-wannabe

TAKEOMI: yk caius???? didn't know u enjoy bl...explicit bl...

SHINICHIROU: guys, what's bl?

BENKEI: who is cauis and why do i look like him 😔

WAKASA: SHIN-CHAN HOW TF DO U NOT KNOW BL?? YOU'RE GAY.

SHINICHIROU: correction — im bi :)

TAKEOMI: stop with that full stop its terrifying...AND SHIN I THOUGHT U KNEW ????

BENKEI: OMG THE USE OF THE "SPACE" TAKEOMI R U ON STANTWT ?????

TAKEOMI: OMG HOW DO U KNOW ???? WHATS UR @ LETS BE MOOTS

SHINICHIROU: guys what's stantwt

WAKASA: SHIN-CHAN CHECK UR FUCKING DMS

SHINICHIROU: NO NEED TO CURSE WAKA-CHAN 🥺 but k wait

BENKEI: I SENT MY @ ON DM, FB

TAKEOMI: GOT IT GOT IT THE NAMJOON PFP IS MINE. but umaushi what did u send to shin

WAKASA: its imaushi not umaushi

TAKEOMI: do i give a fuck? No, ok. but what did u send shin ?

WAKASA: um why do u care...?

TAKEOMI: bc he's my friend??? and I'm curious????

SHINICHIROU: wakasa why is everything dark and why is there a lightsaber in the middle of the pic

BENKEI: IMAUSHI YOU DID NOT

WAKASA: did what

TAKEOMI: SANO SHINICHIRO WHAT TF DID HE SEND YOU????

SHINICHIROU: ill send it thru dm, idk what this is...

TAKEOMI: k

....

BENKEI: why did it suddenly become silent...

TAKEOMI: UMAUSHI WAKASHA

WAKASA: it's imaushi wakasa, can't u read???

TAKEOMI: OUT OF ALL THE PICS U COULDVE SEND, WHY THAT????

WAKASA: bc that's bl???? tf

TAKEOMI: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN

WAKASA: then i don't get what you mean

TAKEOMI: yk-nevermind. shin...

SHINICHIROU: hm?

TAKEOMI: forget what he sent, k?

SHINICHIROU: um...sure?

WAKASA: but um...shin-chan...👉👈

BENKEI: why the emojis

TAKEOMI: suspicious.

SHINICHIROU: yes, waka-chan?

WAKASA: can i um...

BENKEI: wgat

TAKEOMI: what 🤨

WAKASA: are you shin-chan 🙄

TAKEOMI: we're answering for him for his safety 😃

BENKEI: what omi said 😅

SHINICHIROU is typing...

TAKEOMI: don't.you.dare.shinichirou.

SHINICHIROU stopped typing.

TAKEOMI: better. so what, imaushi?

WAKASA: i was askin' if i and shin-chan could hang out

BENKEI: in bed

TAKEOMI: GASP 😱

TAKEOMI: I SAY NO 💢💢

WAKASA: WTF NO, I MEAN OUTSIDE

BENKEI: semi-public sex

TAKEOMI: I DON'T ALLOW IT. I WILL KEEP SHIN SAFE OR ELSE HE'LL DIE AT THE HANDS OF HIS MOTHER AND GRANDFATHER

SHINICHIROU: sure, waka-chan 😊

BENKEI: IN BED!?!?

TAKEOMI: I DECLINE

WAKASA: SHUT TF UP NOT IN BED

SHINICHIROU: aww i was expecting in bed 😔

WAKASA: if you want ig... ///

TAKEOMI: nah i'm out

TAKEOMI is offlineBENKEI: have fun!

BENKEI is offlineWAKASA: ...

WAKASA: so...

SHINICHIROU: can you open the door? i've been waiting here for a while now...

WAKASA: YOU WHAT

day two:

GAY BD 🤸♀️💃🥺

2:34 AM

TAKEOMI is online

TAKEOMI: i still hate the gdm name

BENKEI is online

BENKEI: it hates you too

TAKEOMI: i hate you

BENKEI: i feel the same for you, akashi

WAKASA is online

WAKASA: enemies to lovers 🤭

TAKEOMI: imaushi it's past your bedtime, go to sleep

WAKASA: i'm not a child

BENKEI: technically you are, you are one year younger than all of us

WAKASA: we're the same age, arashi, you just look 10,000 years older than me

TAKEOMI: ok imaushi i like you now don't sleep

BENKEI: you're going to gang up on me i know it

TAKEOMI: oh we will 😈

WAKASA: hehehe

BENKEI: no pls

BENKEI: @shinichirou

SHINICHIROU is online

SHINICHIROU: i have been summoned

WAKASA: hi loml

SHINICHIROU: hi bb

TAKEOMI: BB?!

BENKEI: BABY?!

benkei in his mind: good thing they're not gonna gang up on me anymore hehe

SHINICHIROU: what's wrong with calling him baby?

TAKEOMI: E-HEM, A LOT?!?!?!

BENKEI: are you two a thing?

TAKEOMI: WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT????

BENKEI: told ya it was sex

TAKEOMI: ARASHI KEIZO SHUT UP

BENKEI: sorry baby

TAKEOMI: it's alright

WAKASA: AND YOU TWO CALL EACH OTHER BABY?!

WAKASA: AND THEN ITS SEX WHEN I AND SHIN-CHAN CALL EACH OTHER BABY?!

SHINICHIROU: oh congrats benkei and omi!

BENKEI: thanks shin!

TAKEOMI: ITS BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX LAST NIGHT?!

WAKASA: WE DID NOT

SHINICHIROU: waka-chan why are you denying it thou :(

TAKEOMI: DENY WHAT

BENKEI: omg you really did it 😱😱

TAKEOMI: who was top

WAKASA: i was

SHINICHIROU: waka-chan stop lying , yk it was me

TAKEOMI: 😱😱😱😱😱

TAKEOMI: SHIN IS A TOP?! HOW SHOCKING 😱😱

BENKEI: omi you're so dramatic it's funny 😭😭

TAKEOMI: i'm just me bestie 💅

WAKASA: HUH YOU WERE TOP?!

SHINICHIROU: waka-chan we just finished

SHINICHIROU: i still don't understand why we're texting if you're sitting on my lap

TAKEOMI: YOU ARE WHAT

BENKEI: how about let's all go to sleep, it's 3 in the morning

BENKEI: correction, almost three in the morning

TAKEOMI: YOU JUST FINISHED?! OUR LAST TEXT WAS 7 PM

WAKASA: OUR LAST TEXT WAS SEVEN?!

WAKASA: shin-chan stop giving me hickeys you've given me too much

TAKEOMI:...

BENKEI:...

WAKASA: oh

WAKASA: did i just text that?

WAKASA: sorry i was gonna say it out loud to him but i texted it

WAKASA is offline

SHINICHIROU is offline

TAKEOMI: um ok

BENKEI: rip waka's ass

the next day...actually just 5 hours later

(i'm too lazy to format)

GAY BD 🤸♀️💃🥺

7:09 am

TAKEOMI is online

TAKEOMI: good morning

SHINICHIROU is online

SHINICHIROU: very unusual of you to say good morning on your own hehe

SHINICHIROU: but good morning!

TAKEOMI: go back offline you ruined my mood

SHINICHIROU: aw :(

WAKASA is online

TAKEOMI: oh here comes your boyfriend

WAKASA: i only went online because shin-chan went online

BENKEI is online

BENKEI: good morning!

BENKEI: and why are you awake so early in the morning

BENKEI: i just woke up because my notifs were already blasting like crazy

TAKEOMI: we only just had less than 10 texts here, how did your phone explode with notifs

BENKEI: you were spamming me

TAKEOMI: oh yeah

WAKASA: only intellects wake up this early in the morning

WAKASA: and i admit

WAKASA: i am not an intellect

TAKEOMI: you were never human

WAKASA: if my legs weren't sore, i probably sprinted through your window already and killed you

SHINICHIROU: baby don't be like that

WAKASA: sorry

BENKEI: wait your legs are what

WAKASA: sore

WAKASA: like very sore

TAKEOMI: i thought you were top 🤨

WAKASA: i take that back, i have been destined to be shin-chan's submissive —

BENKEI: omega

WAKASA: ...

WAKASA: can't deny that

SHINICHIROU:i took an omegaverse test though

BENKEI: i wonder what it said

TAKEOMI: what did it say

SHINICHIROU: i'm an alpha based on my traits 🤩

WAKASA: ... oh

WAKASA: shin-chan i can be your breeding bitch

TAKEOMI: can somebody mute imaushi

TAKEOMI: i beg you, please

WAKASA: no one can stop me

BENKEI: wait, why are waka and shin texting if they're beside each other

SHINICHIROU: oh no i'm making breakfast

WAKASA: my apartment smells like pancakes, very yummy

BENKEI: please send some :(

SHINICHIROU: on it!

SHINICHIROU: or do you wanna have breakfast together? i think i made too much batter

WAKASA: NO

TAKEOMI: huh

BENKEI: why :(

WAKASA: i want shin-chan for me and for me only

WAKASA: this is our first morning together 🤪

TAKEOMI: nah i'm already on my way (vc)

BENKEI: i'm out of the house

WAKASA: OH COME ON

SHINICHIROU: the more the merrier uwu

SHINICHIROU: waka-chan, we can have our mornings together in the next few days, ok?

WAKASA:... sure

SHINICHIROU: i can feel you sulking from here, i'll give you a kiss

WAKASA: come here now, i need it

SHINICHIROU: ok, ok

GAY BD 🤸♀️💃🥺

8:45 pm

TAKEOMI is online

SHINICHIROU IS ONLINE

SHINICHIROU: i sense something bad

WAKASA is online

BENKEI is online

BENKEI: takeomi no

TAKEOMI changed the nicknames of all members

gay: i wonder what mine is...

gay: akashi takeomi i'm not gay

caius: yes you are

caius: oh

caius: i still don't know who caius is 😔

the only sane one: shin type

alpha: hello

alpha: i'm telling your mom

alpha: oh wait

alpha: you don't have one

the only sane one: now that's just plain rude

caius: shin slay

gay: OUT OF ALL THE NAMES YOU COULD'VE GIVEN ME

the only sane one changed gay's name

omega: thank you

omega: i take that back

the only sane one: hey benkei

caius: yes :3

the only sane one: the big one's caius

caius: NAUR WHY DO I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE 😭😭😭

the only sane one: koichi looks like shin omg

omega: NO SHIN-CHAN'S MINE

alpha: what were they about to do

the only sane one: obviously....

omega: they had sex the first time they met

the only sane one: damn i hate this manga. traumatizing

omega: for once i agree with you

alpha changed the only sane's one name

koichi: now what did you do

koichi: YOU DID NOT

koichi: SANO SHINICHIROU CHANGE IT

koichi: or i will

alpha banned koichi from changing the nicknames

caius: oh that was a thing?

koichi: HOW DARE YOU

omega: omg shin-chan i love you

omega: can you also like

omega: change the rest back to normal

alpha: i love you too my love

alpha: but no i like these names

omega: oh come on

caius: it's funny how we all have partners

omega: yeah, now everybody knows i'm shin-chan's bride

caius: the titan's bride and the alpha's bride

caius: hilarious 🤣

koichi: I TOLD YOUR MOM

koichi: and...

koichi: she just laughed at me

alpha: told ya

omega: anyways, shin-chan, round 2?

alpha: bet

alpha is offline

omega is offline

caius: rip waka's ass part 2

koichi: part 100 i can say

caius: true

caius: ...

caius: fine last chat

[olivereliocorcordium1983]

Hello Charmies please excuse me for a moment i need to rant about this. But yesterday I was talking to a friend yesterday and some how we got on the subject of only fans. Then she said something that irritated me having to do with anal sex and that if a man takes it up the ass then they are a faggot. 🙄

Shut the hell up!

Straight people who say this shit especially straight men please shut the fuck up! Anal sex has nothing to do with being GAY it does not STRICTLY HAPPEN BETWEEN JUST TWO MEN!

it is based on what a person likes and their preference on whether or not they like anal or not.

Also it is also good for mens health in general thus why milking a prostate exists!!!!

People who are STRAIGHT too there are women who love anal and men too. So dont come at me with the bs argument of men don't like to be fucked in their peaches because they are scared of being gay.

If that was the case then straight men in prison for years wouldn't be having sex in there with other men. Whether for power reasons or love it doesn't matter.

There are men who love to fuck their girl up the ass and then there are those who are men who get pegged by their girl who are STRAIGHT!!!!!

Does that make them a faggot? I mean a penis is a penis reguardless of it being rubber or real??? So.... Yeah do you see how stupid you sound when you say shit like that?

I am so fucking tired of the stigma of if you are a guy and you like anal sex with another man then that automatically makes you a f"#_#&#&

It DOESN'T!

There is no such things as STRAIGHT SEX, GAY SEX, BISEXUAL SEX, ECT. SEX IS JUST THAT SEX!

STOP BEING SO GODDAMN OBSESSED WITH THE WAY LGBT PEOPLE HAVE SEX! IT'S CREEPY AS FUCK AND NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU LIKE AT ALL!🙄🙄🙄🙄

no matter who you have sex with its the SAME POSITIONS no matter what the persons gender identity is. The only DIFFERENCE is some people just like to have sex with one person, while others have sex with multiple people.

There are some who enjoy sex with just men, there are some who just like to be with only women, then there are some who like to have sex with both. With one person or multiple people.

To each their own. To each their preference and comfort. You do you and fuck what others think about who you have sex with it is no ones fucking business but you and your partner.

It does not take a damn scientist to realize this and you don't have to have years of sex to realize that either it is literal common sense. Which doesn't surprise me that some people still don't fucking have.

Just because one person is the same gender doesn't mean the positions change in action or in name.

Doggie style is still doggie style whether you are with a man or not.

Just like this

This

And this

IS NOT DIFFERENT SAME ACTION JUST DIFFERENT PEOPLE! GET THE FUCKING POINT?

So sit the fuck down and mind your own fucking business!🙄🙄🙄🙄 And fuck who you want.

Rant over. Peace out! ✌️❤️🍑

You may now go back to your wonderful charmie programing of peaches, love and smuttiness thank you! 😁

[kittygangmin]

BTS GROUPCHAT #1

Namjoon added Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin, Seokjin, Hoseok, and Yoongi to the group.

Namjoon: yall fuckers better listen up before any of you say something stupid ab this gc

Jimin: yay! a new group chat!

Jungkook: what

Taehyung: wtf is this

Hoseok: its literally 3am.... hyung what

Seokjin: wait why arent you guys asleep

Jungkook: hyung why arent YOU asleep

Hoseok: lol

Seokjin: ... fair point

Yoongi: i was about to go to sleep why am i here what gc is this

Jungkook: we literally live together. we dont need a group chat

Namjoon: im too lazy to go to ur rooms so i made a gc instead

Jimin: wow why didnt we think of that earlier

Hoseok: man has an iq of 148 jimin thats whats up

Jimin: right

Taehyung: oh by the way has anyone seen my airpods? i’ve been trying to find it for DAYS

Yoongi: lol i need to read it twice to make sure if namjoon sent that or not

Jungkook: hyung why do u keep on losing your airpods? stop acting like you’re rich smh

Taehyung: but i am???

Hoseok: says the one who stole bang pd’s credit card just to buy gucci’s latest ERASER release bc yours got over the limit lmao

Taehyung: can you shut up

Hoseok: thats hyung for you

Namjoon: can yall shut up i gathered yall here for a reason. plus this is not a lost or found gc tae

Taehyung: i was just trying to find my airpods:(

Jungkook: then buy a new one stop acting like you’re broke

Yoongi: okay cut the crap yall. namjoon what are you trying to say at this hour. its literally 3am

Seokjin: fr i was about to have my beauty sleep 🙄

Namjoon: right. so who tf put a half eated bacon in my GUCCI shoe?

Jimin: ....

Hoseok: seriously

Jungkook: all this.. for that??

Namjoon: this is a serious matter. those shoes means SO much to me

Yoongi: wow joon this is so important that it needs to be discussed at this hour

Yoongi is now offline.

Taehyung: wtf?? THE gucci shoe? the one we bought together last week???

Namjoon: yeah

Hoseok: no but like why would someone eat a bacon without finishing it😭😭😭 psycho mf

Jimin: it’s obviously not me i love bacon especially if jin hyung cooks it

Seokjin: huh i guess you’re not a bitch after all jimin

Jimin: wym everyone loves me

Namjoon: if no ones telling the truth im gonna tell bang pd nim that yall broke his table last week while i wasnt around

Taehyung: i cant believe yall did that. if the truth comes out these hands WILLNT hesitate to throw all u bitches to the ground😤😤

Jimin: tae:(

Hoseok: but honestly, realistically speaking— we all know tae is the only one who hates bacon........

Seokjin: wait that makes sense..

Jungkook: oof

Taehyung: okay now hold on- i may be stupid in yalls eyes but i’d NEVER. NEVER in a trillion years, put a fucking BACON inside a GUCCI shoe. im saying this as the leader of gucci fandom😤

Namjoon: i-

Jimin: he snapped👀

Seokjin: wait but fr tho can y'all actually learn to clean up after eating? yesterday i saw 3 skewers on the shoe rack

Hoseok: yoongi could've done it since lamb skewers are his fav

JImin: yeah i think so too

Namjoon: ok then let's just talk abt this tommorow since it's 3am i dont even know why y'all weirdos are still up

Seokjin: BUT YOU STARTED THE CONVO???

Hoseok: stfu namjoon

Namjoon: i breathed

Jungkook: well stop breathing

Jimin: ur old go to sleep

Seokjin: LMAO

Namjoon: wow the things i do for this group

Namjoon is now offline.

Jimin: i think imma go to sleep 2 bye gays

Seokjin: me3 gn yall

Jimin and Seokjin are now offline.

....

Taehyung: didn’t even realize it was gucci................. dammit tae

Hoseok: caught in 4k bitch

Taehyung: WTF WHY ARE U STILL UP??

Hoseok: because i can? and there’s no running away tae i caught ur ass

Taehyung: is that so? i know you put the skewers on the shoe rack👀👀👀

Hoseok: um no?? i literally have no idea what ur talking about

Taehyung: oh cut the bullshit hyung i saw u doing it bc u were too lazy to go throw it in the trash can I SAW IT FROM THE SOFA DONT LIE TO ME

Hoseok: ... ugh fine just shut up and don't tell anyone especially jin hyung he’s literally gonna chop my lungs out

Taehyung: bitch don't tell the others abt me 2

Hoseok: stop acting like u dont know me im not and will never be a snitch in this household😌✋🏽

Taehyung: yea whatevs im going to sleep

Hoseok and Taehyung are now offline.

meanwhile...

Jungkook: ... dumb hoes

Jungkook is now offline.

[alicent-hightowers-spouse]

Omg so I know season four was released a while ago but I recently found my reaction notes to the first six episodes. And they’re really funny so I want to share them with you guys lmao.

My notes on Stranger Things

Before I begin:

-Byler no matter what

-Ronance no matter what

-please don’t let any main characters die 😭

-but if someone has to go make it Hopper please

-or at least just please don’t kill Robin or Max or Dustin or Will

-I want an open confession that either Will is gay or that he has a crush on Mike or both

-although I think it would be best if Mike was the one who confessed feelings first

-I already know I’m not prepared for this at all

-Future Cass, how r u feeling?

Edit: I was correct I was not prepared for that at all 😀

Episode One:

-THERES A WARNING IN THE DESCRIPTION?!

-Why is the lab so gay? 💀

-AYYY IS BRENNER VECNA?

-Don’t know who this boy is that BRENNER is manipulating but he has OCD 💀✋🏼

-Love him for that 🤪

-LMAO HE BE TELLING BRENNER THAT HIS DRAWING SUCKS

-I LOVE TEN PLS DONT KILL HIM

-😀

WHAT

-WHAT

-EL?! YOUVE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO BESTIE

-OMG WAIT IS BRENNER NOT A COMPLETELY TERRIBLE PERSON JGJRJRJ

-Ayo just noticed that Mileven and Jancy are together in the intro so they can’t actually be a couple because none of the other names are 😁🥰

-DAMN EL IS WHIPPED

-AYO JOHNATHAN SMOKING POT?!

-SUZIEEEE LOML YSSSSSSSSSSSE

-DUSTIN STOP PEER PRESSURING UR GF 😭

-BOOBIES HAHA

-I too love BOOBIES 💅❤️

-MAX MAX MAX MAX I LOVE U YESSSS

-Robin’s a trumpet player WHAT?!

-THE DUFFERS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BAND 🙄

-ROBIN IS A QUEEN AND TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE REDDIT USERS

-Do research next time besties

-AHYY I automatically approve Vickie because she plays clarinet.

-she can do no wrong 💅

-LUCAS?

-I mean get it bestie

-slay

-don’t know who this dude is but can he just shut up for a second he’s so annoying 💀

-WHAT?! DOLL?!

-Why the heck is this girl annoying Will?

-Omg why are these kids making fun of a dead person

-But LIEK Will SLAYYYY

-OMG Max 😭

-Does Chrissy have an ED 😟

-OMG someone save Chrissy

-AYO VECNA LEAVE CHRISSY ALONE

-EDDIE SUS

-NOT TAMMY LMAO

-ERICA YESSS

-WHAT WHAT WHAT JFJRIWJDJJFJDJJD OMG I- CRAZY ENDING

But like also I loved Chrissy why did she have to die 😭

Episode Two:

-I’m not buying it 🙄✋🏼

-Hopper SHOUKD not be alive but whatever

-PLEASE MIKE STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND GIVE WILL A HUG 😭

-Joyce is such a girl boss

-But Murray is so smart

-THE GUN TO PUNCH TRANSITION WAS SO CLEAN

-Poor Will 😭

-POOR ELEVEN OMG 😟

-AYO NANCYS HAIRCLIP ITS THE SAME AS THE GIRL THAT DANVED WITH WILL AND ITS FRUITY

-AYO BYLER IS DEF HAPPENONG THERES NO WAY ITS NOT AFTER THAT LMOA

-DAMN EL, but like Angela low key deserved that anyways lmao

-Damn VECNA be killing someone every episode

-AYO DINNER WITH MURRAY DINNER WITH MURRAY I HOPE HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT BYLER

-Please they literally just confirmed that Mike isn’t actually in love with El 💀

Episode Three:

-BAHHAHA WHY IS ELEVEN GETTING ARRESTED SO FUNNY TO ME PLEASE

-“experiment sexually”

-IF THIS ISNT A CONFIRMATION I-

-AYO ROBIN AND NANCY ROBIN AND NANCY OMG ITS HAPPENING AHHH

-This is some Saw shit right here 💀

-Lucas is an asshole I can’t believe that he’s ratting on Eddie 😒 and I loved him so much before this too 😞

-I TAKE IT BACK SLAY LUCAS SLAYYY

-NOOO MAXXX

Episode Four:

-BAHAHAH THE FROM

-NO BUT LIKE NAMCY AND ROBIN DO BE SLAYING

-ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MAX SHE CANT DIE 😭

-NO BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE LUCAS’ REACTION SO BAD WHEN MAX TELLS HIM SHES DYING

-PLEASE I LOVE MAX

-YESSS ROBIN SLAYYY OMG SHE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER THJRHT

-Ayo this season is violent and gory

-I hate Hopper but that was a very cool escape

-I swear that was so fruity OMG Byler is happening HDHRJ

-PLEASE NOT HOPPER NARUTO RUNNING

-AYO YURI IM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS HOW DARE HE KINDAP JOYCE AND MURRAY THE GIRLBOSS DUO 😡. when they wake up they’re gonna girlboss him so hard thta VECNA is gonna kill him by throwing the homophobic dog at him

-PLEASE WHY WAS THE BABY ON FIRE SO FUNNY TO ME

-MAX IS GETTING ME IN MY FEELS HELP

-STOP THE WHOLE TIME NDING SCENE I JUST- WOW FHJFJF

Episode Five:

-HELP THE WAY HE FLIPPED THE BED THRJRJR

-Death Note vibes 🤪💀

-No but also why does El dress like a Disney charactor 💀 so many layers

-HUHHHH MY JAW JUST DRIPPED

-nahhh THERES no way this crusty old guy is still kicking

-he probably died just from being knocked to the floor

-nah but I’m shitting bricks here what the duck is going on

-OMG OWENS I TRUSTED U WHYYYYY 😭

-Ok so this is a horrible situation for El BUT THE FACT THAT SHE LITERALLY DREW A PRIDE FLAG IS SNEDING ME 😭✋🏼

-This is making me feel like I’m on drugs for fr

-But this whole seaosn is giving me Hereditary vibes

-OMG WAIT A SECOND NO BECAUSE IM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY HOW I PREDICTED AND ITS SO REAL THEIR ACTUALKT GONNA MAKE BYLER CANON OMG IFHJRJEJEJ

-ALSO I LOVE ARGYLE OMG YRS

-YO HOPPER THATS KINDA FRUITY BESTIE

-NOT THIS EPISODE MAKINB ME FEEL BAD FOR HOPPER

-also now I ship him with Enzo. Oops.

-no but seriously poor Chrissy 😭

-but also not her Mom being a Karen 😒

-PLEASE JOYCE AND MURRAY R BOTH SUCH GIRLBOSSES I LOVE THEM BOTH ONG

-I swear to god if this mother trucker messes with Eddie I’m going to throw hands

-OMG STEVE AND NANCY? STRVE AND NANCY?

-OMG THAT ALSO COULD BE A HUGE BYLER HINT (the Sherlock thing)

-LUMAX SUPEEIORITY LUMAX SUPERIORITY

-Joyce and Murray rlly do be slaying though 💅

-No but like was cutting her hair rlly nessecary 😭✋🏼

Episode Six:

-“Steve takes one for the team.” THE DUCK DOES THAT MRAN?!

-Jason r u stupid or dumb? Did u not hear Eddie screaming?! And you can’t beat the devil lmao 😭✋🏼

-Damn these bitches think they’re Miss Trunchbull or something 🧍‍♀️

-AYO MIKE IS WEARING THR INVERSE OF THE SHIRT FROM THE NOT POSSIBLE SCENE OMG BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER CONFIRMED??!!!????

-OMG YES SUZIE SLAYYY

-QUEEN BAHVIOR

-THE MORE I WATCH THE MORE GIRLBOSS MURRAY AND JOYC GET

-POWER DUO SLAYY

-EHY DO THE PPL TRUST THE FOOD SO QUICKLY THEY ABOUT TO DIE 💀

-religious ppl r so dumb omg 💀