#GUUUUUUUUYS

[psalmsofpsychosis]

What i say: i'm fine

What i mean: i grow an extra head everytime someone says they dont have a single clue why Batman refuses to kill Joker despite 80+ years worth of plot points justifying it, because listen— regardless of each individual Batman story and its infinite intricacies and inconsistencies, on a foundational level Joker cannot die. Batman is a symbol of the superego structure, Joker is the banished and suppressed id structure, together they make an extreme interpretation of the human psyche. They're intertwined complementary narratives, neither one can exist as a concept without the other. The aspirational, idealistic, high flying superego cannot survive without the subconscious, the animal wisdom, the id. Superego represents the mind, the intellectual aspect of humanity, id represents the body, the instinctual and intuitive part of us. Joker as a narrative is a very christian and american depiction of id, but he represents it nonetheless. He's batman's id, society's id, he is a story about a culture that cannot translate and contextualise and integrate id. This is why Batman progressively gets worse in every story where Joker dies, this is why we have Bruce saying “What separates me from them… is a hand on a knife. His hand. […] I’m just what he made me.” this is why in best batman stories Batman and Joker die together, one following the other. on an intuitive level we understand that superego cannot survive without id and vice versa, even if on a cultural level we struggle with the idea. Batman and Joker shape each other in irreversible ways, neither of them make sense without the other.

The haphazard lizard wizard operating my brain: heehee hoohoo here comes the punchline, no joke

[bearlyted]

back to doc posting

[floofyfungi]

I screamed when I saw this. I have been reduced to a blob of jelly. Holy shit. This is absolutely amazing OMG!!!

I love how you've done Starscream's optics. And Alexis' woolen cloak and Knockout's stolen scale being used as a broach! The background is also stunning!!

This has made me happy beyond words. @zsocca55 thank you so so so much!!!

Guys, guys, I’ve found another great Starscream+Alexis fic! It is a Dragonformers AU, something I never thought I would get into, but look at me. 👀

This one is sooo good! Here is my gift to @floofyfungi who made something exceptional that I enjoyed a lot. ❤️

[aldecaver]

Tarn is ready to beat some traitors~

[druidshollow]

i made a cute little colour ref thing for silly squad along w some quick bios hehehehehe

version without text under cut

[clickerflight]

Voltober 12. Better Than You - Fallen

Author's notes: A short one today! Just exploring what Alpha-2's life as an active weapon is like with a side character who may or may not show back up later in the main story line :3

Challenges Masterlist - Voltober 11

Content: living weapon whumpee/whumper, vigilante whumpee, multiple whumpees, creepy whumper, hunted down, bolus, net, captured, bound for travel

@voltober

Living Weapon | Android/Robot | “Kneel”

Powell skidded on the wet concrete, the near silent sound of feet right on his heels. He was exhausted. He had been chased for 10 blocks now while maintaining his camouflage and he was running out of steam. He felt like he was going to throw up.

He glanced over his shoulder to see the man chasing him. More of a predator than a man. He never missed a step, his eyes hidden behind tactical gear that likely made it easy to keep track of Powell, and a single mindedness to his every moment. He cared about nothing except capturing Powell and the vigilante knew it.

Powell skidded off down an alley, finding a fire escape to get up to the roof of a building. He was good at roof running and his camouflage worked really well against the night sky. He could get out of here. As long as he could get to one of the vigilante union buildings he’d be safe. He just had to make it.

Something sang through the air and pain zinged through his ankles as a bolus wrapped tripped him up.

He caught himself hard on his hands, landing on his hip and skillfully kicked the boluses off before getting back on his bruised feet, running as fast as he could, zigzagging so his pursuer couldn’t get another bolus around his ankles. He was so close. He was so close!

He leapt off the edge of a building, heading for the next roof, only for a bang below to draw his attention. A net wrapped around him before the rope attached to it dragged him violently down.

He screamed before he hit the pavement. He lay there, unable to breath, his head aching where he smacked it into the cement. He lost a few moments to the pain and dizziness, and when he opened his eyes again, the man who had been chasing him was walking toward a woman wearing armor and head gear much like the man was wearing.

“Well done, Alpha-2!” she said in a cooing tone. “Come here.”

Powell groaned trying to push himself up as the man padded up to the woman. He looked like a dog, ready for a treat. It was uncanny and it made Powell even more nauseous.

“Kneel,” the woman said, and to Powell’s surprise, Alpha-2 dropped to his knees, bowing his head. She ran her fingers over the buzzed hair on the man’s skull, scratching at his scalp.

Powell shuddered as he realized what was going on. He had heard rumors of trained weapons roaming the underworld of the cities. He had just been run down by one of these weapons and he had no idea what these people wanted with him.

The woman looked over at Powell and smiled, reaching up to take off her gear so she could look him in the eye. “Hello, Kamo. Or should I call you Powell Kendrick?”

Powell swallowed hard. “What do you want with me? If I don’t report to the union they will come looking for me.”

“Oh, don’t worry about reporting to the union,” she said with a cruel grin. “We will handle it for you. You’re under our care now.”

Powell’s eyes were drawn to the still kneeling weapon who was being stripped of gear and put into traveling bindings without so much as a wince on his face. He was terrified of whatever ‘care’ she was talking about.

VTB Part 13

Fallen Masterlist

Fallen taglist: @looptheloup @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @snakebites-and-ink @starsick1979 @galaxyofwhump 

@scatteriskity

[fooltofancy]

the coat is Not Great on him tbh but THEY HAVE GIVEN ME AN EYEPATCH FOR THE CORRECT EYE. UNPRECEDENTED.

[howdoyousleep3]

besties we did it my little family finally found the perfect house 😭😭

[tf2yuri]

what if two guys did yaoi shit together

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Hiiiiiiiii Tumblr followers :3 I love you guys!! 💖

[youngpettyqueen]

"Data to Counsellor Troi-" screaming so loudly

[explodingcrayon]

d&d last night

[teammagma-confessions]

guys, guys, the orbs are poke balls, like apricorn balls. they're the balls all of them are in. how could we have misunderstood this so bad before we made the attempt

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[zorosdimples]

@chosonie @schrodingers-romy @kentohours @kentoangel

[alienabductees]

i don't care i will always get very excited over reported ufo and cryptid sightings. even the most bs ones

[forthehpfanboys]

HIII RONNIE <3333 i missed you

Mwah mwah mwah missed you sm kisses your face over and over in a very platonic way

🐻

VERY PLATONIC OF YOU BESTIE

I swear I'm alive and shit but I'm also dead, ya know????????????????