#GUEST PLAYER. maulbuster.
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@emptyzone wants to see an alternate muse
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
The doors fling themselves open, giving way to a giant mole with an even more giant personality throwing herself through on her way to the former construction worker-turned-aspiring marriage counselor. Yet, there's something off with Maulbuster as she beelines towards him. She seems... happy?
"Since when were you going to tell me you were such a natural performer, Danton?" The motherly maestro practically salivates at the memory. Seeing Danton grace the stage in the Boiler City Community Theatre production of Cats was nothing short of... well, magical.
Those nimble, graceful dance moves! That confident charisma! That supple yet firm ass. She hadn't seen such talent since the days of Gene Kelly.
"You were marvelous! Simply marvelous!" Before the pathetic little green man could even protest, Maulbuster gets right into his face -- pointy snout to pointy nose. "Why, I would dare say you have all the makings of the next big Broadway Stah!"
A deep inhale.
"YOU MUST LET ME BE YOUR AGENT."
Current muse being played elsewhere: Maulbuster from Antonblast
#GUEST PLAYER. maulbuster.#emptyzone#UNOWN RADIO. memes.#WONDER MAIL. asks.#[[finally a chance to use my theatre kid knowledge for evil]]#[[imagine this woman with the voice of patti lupone for full effect.]]
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