#GRUNTS. SUGGESTIVE ANON MENTIONED GIFTING SMTH TOO THAT I CANT SPOIL BUT BELIEVE ME I SAW IT))

[onippep]

(LET'S GO!!! I have a few ideas. Gather around. Let's get talking.)

(GOOD. YES. The least amount of pressure on him, the better!.. DO THAT! You guys will be AWESOME!)

(I'm...!! Struggling a bit to think of any, myself, but he won't ever say no to food! Rule of thumb!... Or money!)

RRrrrRR...!! (Making me blush...! Stop that. So nice...!)

(This is so haaarrrd. I think I'll need to delegate the nitty gritty and logic of planning this to someone else while I sort out my own ideas..!!)

(I am his roommate and I shower him with my affections at the limits he enjoys them, and I can dish out compliments and praise unto him whenever he needs it. However, to gift him something physical-- I do that every day! So something more meaningful than everything else... Rrrrrmmgf... I'll keep thinking. Big brain. Thinking takes energy. Takes time.)

(GOOD IDEA. I've got their number, I just need to grab Red's phone. I'm sure they'd love to help out. Gadzooks! You're all wonderful and smart! Making this so much easier for me!)

(BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR OR WE'LL HAVE VENT DAY PART 2. BLOOD AND GUTS EDITION. CAPEESH?!)

(Sorry! Sorry! Please. Please. Handle that. BWEE.)

(MOTHER MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH. WHERE DO YOU LOVELIES GET THIS MONEY?? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?! I-- TH-THANK YOU, I'LL-- I'VE-- GOT A LOT TO THINK ABOUT NOW! BUON DIO!)

--Oni?? All good in here???

(Y-YEP--! EEP--! EVERYTHING'S FINE! QUIT SNOOPING. GIT.)

I ain't snooping-- I just though I'd check on what that noise was--!

(SHOO. SCIO. Go take your shower I'll be in shortly NOTHING IS WRONG HERE.)

Pfffbt, fucking goober. If you say so.