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Rating the GOW Odinsons on how well they would twerk
Thor: 9
I think everyone can agree that Thor has the most booty!!! Like??? He's double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon with hella ass!!! When the sun is still out!!! So he seems like a perfect 10/10 right??? Well unfortunately Thor needs to get tipsy first because there's no way in Hel he's gonna twerk sober!!! As a result of his drunkness, Thor wouldn't have have good tempo/wouldn't be perfectly on beat. However, his thunderous ass claps would hard carry.
Týr: 3
As much as I love Týr, there is no way he's getting a good rating. First of all, this man is built like a rectangle so there's barely any curves or ass. Secondly, I can't imagine him having any dancing skills because he's too shy to move his body and his long limbs make it difficult. Sure he traveled the world and saw new dances but out of respect, he wouldn't try any of it. Plus at the end of the day, he's a lanky white boy, so I don't think he has any rhythm. Tbh the only positive I can see is that he'll try his best.
Heimdall: -100
This man couldn't twerk to save his life.
Baldur: 8.5
Now why would I rate Baldur so high??? Well, firstly this man absolutely will twerk without question, so he doesn't need to be drunk to do any goofy shit. Secondly, he's crazy and skilled enough to try all sorts of twerking styles and methods (like twerking upside-down). Thirdly because of his (curse) immortality, he has unlimited stamina and can twerk for hours on end. Fourthly because he lacks physical sensation, his other senses are probably heightened and stronger. So it's likely that he can hear better and therefore be more on beat. Lastly, Baldur definitely has enough boredom and free time to master a dancing skill just for the fun of it. The only negative is that he has an average ass, so he can't get it clapping.
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Papa Thor and baby Thrúd 🥹
#thor#thor gow#god of war#god of war ragnarok#gow#thrud thorsdottir#thor odinson#i wanted to see more of them#THOR LOVED HIS DAUGHTER SO SO MUCH#big grumpy dads with issues who would do anything for their daughter makes me so freaking soft ugh
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👁️ They know some stuff about you 👁️
Heimdall would bully you and shove you up the locker while Silja teases you about your most embarrassing moments of your life.
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Night sketch of Heimdall and Silja. Bro I don't know what or why am I doing this but yeah just have it 😂
#why am i doing this#god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war oc#god of war ragnarok oc#original character#heimdall god of war#god of war heimdall#god of war fanart#gow ragnarok#heimdall x oc#heimdall x silja#silja freyrsdottir#heimdall odinson#sleepyconfusedpotato art
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A mother's love
#freya njördsdottir#freya#baldur#baldur odinson#god of war#gow#gow ragnarok#briefartist#my art#drew this for a friends bday#and they wanted me to share with all the others out there#so freya and tiny baldur for you all#:3
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God of War Ragnarök (2022) dev. Santa Monica Studio
#god of war#god of war ragnarök#kratos#thor odinson#gow#gowedit#godofwaredit#gowragnarokedit#gamingedit#dailyvideogames#gamingnetwork#.gif#q
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Tyr and Thor
From experience I can tell you that the eldest child is ALWAYS the first one to see through the bullshit of their parents.
So Tyr is the oldest child in this verse (nothing says otherwise).
When we hear his story, we know he is this calm, peacful, loving person and that he turned on his father to save the giants and innocent people.
Being the peacful person he is, he must have relentlessly tried to talk to his father and convince him before outright turning on him. and there must have been a breaking point for him to give up on his father completely.
I thought to myself: "What was the breaking point?" and then it hit me.
Thor.
A young Thor who had accidentally killed his own mother.
Odin makes his life hell for it. Tyr begs his father to go easy on Thor.
"It was an accident. He's only a child." he would beg. The words only fell on deaf ears as Odin continued to make Thor into his killing machine.
That was the breaking point. That was the day Tyr started working towards Odin's downfall
Tyr didn't turn on Odin for giants. He turned on him for the giant that mattered to him the most.
#god of war#god of war 2018#god of war Ragnarok#god of war Valhalla#god of war Ragnarok Valhalla#gow ragnarok#gow#Thor#Thor odinson#god of war Thor#Thor god of war#gowr#gow valhalla#Odin#all father#odin allfather#Tyr#tyr gow#tyr god of war#tyr odinson
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God of the Foresight everyone.
*swears in Old North* *meow*
#укртумбочка#gow heimdall#украрт#heimdall#heimdall god of war#god of war#drawing#my art#heimdall gow#illustrators on tumblr#its like a desease#aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh why im still simpin#i know why#planning to drop some odinsons content soon#gulttopprrrrr
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I feel like they would be friends or worst enemies
#artists on tumblr#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond targaryen#god of war#my art#heimdall#heimdall gow#heimdall odinson
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I offer a quick sketch of the big boi himself ⚡️
#thor ragnarok#Thor#thor odinson#thor god of war#thor fanart#god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war fanart#god of war 5#gow#gow thor#gow fanart#aesir#digital art#procreate
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Disclaimer: Irregular Posting
!REQUEST RULES! OPEN
Nothing explicitly sexual!
I will do character x character!
I'll write for any fandoms listed below.
Most importantly, don't hate me if it's shitty.
I'm sensitive. 🥺
Daryl Dixon
Daryl Dixon Headcanons pt1 • SFW
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Daryl Dixon 18+ Headcanons • NSFW
Character Scenarios
Confessing Your Love • SFW
Confessing Their Love • SFW
Nicknames • SFW
How They Proposed •SFW
Baldur in the club now. . . i guess •SFW
Gremlin Reader •SFW
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Kratos
Outsider • SEIRIES COMMING…soon?
Relationship Headconons • SFW
Remember Me? • SFW?
Stiles
Sorry for the Wait • SFW
Sterek
Ain't No Shame In Simping •SFW
No Place Like Home • SFW
Kisses &Bitemarks • SFW
Dear PenPal • SFW?
We Weren’t Together • SFW
Back to You • Comming Soon
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It’s Not True • SFW
Loving Loki Headcannons
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Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️
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What's Silja's story and her relationship with Heimdall?
Ah yes! I've mustered up a story for Heimdall and Silja inside my mind, so here goes! (This is gonna be a long post lol I'm gonna pour it all here)
🔮Some Heimdall x Silja Lore! 🌌
oh and their theme song is 'Circles' by EDEN 👁️👁️
Silja was born in the times when Freyr ruled over Alfheim. As Freyr was away a lot because of the conflicts with the Aesir and Freya, Freyr and the elves decided to 'create' a being which can hold the balance and peace between the light and dark elves. Freyr merged a piece of himself with the Light of Alfheim. From there, Silja was born/created. So Freyr is kind of her father.
Silja is the goddess of memory and remembrance, as her eyes were imbued with the Light of Alfheim itself, enabling her to see everyone's past. She was raised as a princess by the elves, but she's pretty much a trophy goddess who holds the peace in Alfheim when Freyr disappeared after Odin and Freya married.
In truth, Silja became bitter and judgemental as well from her hindsight powers. She could see the elves' pasts, even when they don't remember. She's always in Alfheim, and so she desires adventures more than anything - freedom.
During the time of Odin and Freya's marriage, Silja often comes to Asgard as an ambassador of Alfheim for diplomatic reasons. That's when she finds her joy, a chance to get out of Alfheim to visit other realms. And that, was where she met Heimdall.
(YES THEY'RE COUSINS) (BUT NOT REALLY OKAY) (Heimdall had 9 mothers while Silja is born from the Light) (God that sounds so bizarre HAHAHAH)
Heimdall can see her thoughts, while Silja can also see his past. For once in their lives, they met a similar person. They quickly become the Judgy Friends™.
One day, because she could fly (another gift from the Elves) she took Heimdall away from the wall and took him strolling along other realms, showing him that the other realms are beautiful as fuck as well.
When Odin knew that Heimdall had left his post in the wall, Odin became furious and disappointed, telling him how would he entrust Gjallarhorn with him if he left his post like this.
Heimdall (with his Odin's manipulation tactics) grew distant and pushed Silja away. With Freya's banishing from Asgard and locked away from other realms, she had to stay in Alfheim to keep the Light and Dark Elves from fighting again.
Without her father figure and her only friend, Silja, who desired freedom from her responsibilities as a trophy goddess, ran away from Alfheim, which left the realm in a state of war once again. She didn't care anymore.
>>> BOOM God of War (2018) <<<<
Silja roams the Midgard and Niðavellir, helping people with her powers of memory and remembrance, learning not to judge, but also how to empathize. At first she was still judgemental about the weakness of a powerlessness human and dwarves, but from her adventures, she learned to empathize, and helping tortured souls come to terms with their pasts.
She spent most of her time roaming Midgard, but after the death of Baldur and Fimbulwinter came down upon the nine realms, she had to go back and check on Alfheim. Finding it in chaos and dead bodies of Elves are everywhere, Silja sneaked towards the Light of Alfheim, and saw a glimpse of Kratos going inside the Light.
>>> BOOM God of War Ragnarok (2022) <<<
Still helping the Midgardians surviving harsh winters, and with her seeing the pillar of thunder-ice, Silja encoutered Kratos, Atreus, and Mimir in a fight against trolls and draugrs. Mimir introduced Silja to the father-son duo.
(The way Silja was SHOCKED when she saw Kratos' past tho...)
Kratos thought that Silja mean harm to them since they killed a lot of Elves, but turned out she paid it no mind, since they won't stop warring even if the sun lights upon Helheim.
They part ways, but Atreus bumps onto Silja in his adventures with Sindri, begging her not to tell his father. Silja being the naughty goddess she is, promises Atreus not to tell Kratos.
When Kratos and Atreus brings back Tyr to Sindri's house, Silja was left flabbergasted, because she couldn't see Tyr's past at all. It was weird, because back in the days, She could see Týr's past well enough as the others. However, Mimir suggested it might be one of the many consequences of Odin's tortures.
When Kratos and Atreus' relationship grows tense, she chooses to stay silent, because Silja understands what Atreus feels. When Atreus stormed out of Sindri's house and ran to Asgard, Kratos and Freya was worried shitless about Atreus going to Asgard, so Silja offered to follow Atreus, saying she'll make sure Atreus doesn't do anything too stupid.
Plus, she knows that the first person Atreus will meet in Asgard is him. Someone needs to protect Atreus from his antiques.
Time to visit a long-lost friend 😉
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Colored version of Silja's early design (ʘᴗʘ✿)
#Silja is the fun aunt to Atreus HAAHAHA#I'd set her as an ISTP Enneagram 7#carefree and chill#daughter of Freyr because we need more Freyr appreciation#god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war oc#heimdall gow#gow heimdall#heimdall x oc#heimdall x silja#silja freyrsdottir#heimdall odinson#sleepyconfusedpotato art#god of war heimdall
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no thoughts, just a big boy <3
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god of war ragnarök - heimdall odinson and helheim
( portraits and scenery 4 / 6 )
developer: santa monica studio
#god of war ragnarok#god of war#gow ragnarok#gow#heimdall odinson#helheim#god of war ragnarok scenery#god of war scenery#gow ragnarok scenery#gow scenery#game scenery#scenery#game photography#virtual photography#portrait
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Kratos enters Valhalla with Thor to help him conquer his issues.
Valhalla: *plays an illusion of Thor's past*
Thor: *expects criticism and condemnation*
Kratos: *tells Thor he can still be better*
Valhalla: *plays an illusion of Kratos's past*
Kratos: *expects criticism and condemnation*
Thor:
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Sigh………thinking about the odinsons having happy trails (especially thor and týr)
#thor odinson#thor god of war#tyr god of war#heimdall god of war#baldur god of war#baldur gow#tyr gow#god of war#god of war ragnarok#im actually very very normal about them#im actually going insane#i#im pretty sure its cannon that they all have bodyhair#except heimdall#twink ass bitch#i wont him so bad#i want all of them#actually i need them right now#im going to kms
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