#GOSSIP NEWS TODAY

[bcolfanfic]

fyi ignoring that i have my anons off on main and sending gossipy or snarky things here unrelated to mota or mota fic is an instant block. thanks!

[mxwhore]

i am in possession of new, trascendent information

[danishprince]

remember when ratemyprofessors dot com had a chili pepper next to the professor's name to rate whether they were "hot" or not? that was fucking deranged. why was it even an option

[coiledqueen]

"Ungh..."

Half-splayed off of her couch in a messy tangle of blankets, the Battle Frontier's feared Pike Queen finally cracks a bleary eye open, daring to take a begrudging catalog of her familiar surroundings.

Oh, god. Her head is still pounding from last night's festivities--a whirlwind of movement, expensive alcohol, and hammering bass in a frenetic Lilycove romp. A giant Milotic plush (where and when the hell did she get that) rests upon her chest, but Lucy isn't complaining about its seemingly random appearance. Just her luck. It's quite comfy.

Vera, the beautiful menace, lies curled in her bed, hissing disapprovingly at the half-discarded electrolyte packets and glitter strewn about the tidy space. There's so much glitter. When Lucy is more lucid, she'll give Tucker a hard time about all that--but the Dome Ace did make sure she got home safe yesterday, earning him some major ride-or-die points.

(Her clubbing buddy could be quite dependable when he wasn't showing off or spilling nearly unlimited amounts of tea. It's like Tucker traveled exclusively to farm scandalous headlines from other regions, but a bit of fun gossip never hurt anyone--)

A new year, huh? Lucy groans and hugs the Milotic closer, not ready to face the day just yet. On the kitchen counter, Houseblend (her trusty Shuckle) sighs and oozes over towards the coffee maker to prepare a fresh pot. Something tells him that Lucy will need it soon.

[stan-morley]

and; the really neurospicy part is, that this post is probably going to be how sombeody learns the news for the first time 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[horseforeplay]

many who oppose callouts have absolutely dogshit politics and personal conduct. but i have also noticed that no matter how good someone’s politics seem to be based on labels they attribute to themselves or causes they align themselves with, the kind of callouts they choose to engage with are far more indicative of their actual values than their receptivity to justice outside of their social circles. how do you act when you have power over someone? are you interested in speaking up when someone abusive is being protected by your community, come what may, or are you mostly eager to oust someone when it means you get to bond with others by being cruel to them?

[angelofblackblood]

I’m so tired.

[hoperays-song]

Random Johnny and Marcus Headcanons for the Human AU

Marcus and Johnny would cook together a lot when Johnny was young, mainly with Johnny sitting on the counter holding the recipe book for his dad to read.

Marcus’s nicknames for Johnny are John-song and John-bird, which come from his wife’s nickname for their son, songbird.

When Johnny gets night terrors, he will go sit with his dad til he’s calmed down enough to go back to sleep. He typically ends up falling asleep where-ever that turned out to be and Marcus still carries him to bed.

Marcus still carries an inhaler in case Johnny has a really bad panic attack again, even though the last one that severe was years ago. He also brings noise cancelling headphones everywhere in case Johnny gets sensory overload.

Johnny inherited his dad’s tendency to get awkward in suddenly emotional or intense situations. 

They both are very dramatic in the reactions to things.

Marcus called Johnny duck as a nickname when he was really little and now he does it in really intense situations to calm him down.

Marcus does still remember a bit of piano from his wife and will help Johnny out when he’s struggling.

Johnny helped his dad and uncles set up social media soon after they got out of jail. The first person Marcus followed was Johnny and he immediately went through and liked all his posts.

Marcus has a ton of books on parenting and raising/being supportive of your kids that he reads constantly.

Johnny tells his dad pretty much everything, including set gossip.

Marcus is in a groupchat with the other parents in the New Moon Theatre Troupe.

Marcus and Johnny both are fluent in Hindi and use it as a way to just talk to each other one on one in public without other people listening in.

Marcus is constantly hugging his son and tells him that he loves hims and is proud of him every chance he gets after the disaster that happened in Sing 1.

They started family therapy together after the whole disowning issue and are doing so much better that it’s surprised even their therapist.

Marcus has an alert set on his phone for every time Johnny is mentioned in a web article and he reads every single one. He even hangs his favourites around the garage and will show off videos of Johnny to customers. 

[catchmewjsn]

I have to iron 🫡

[arionaleilani]

1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!

2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr

3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!

overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!

[zodiacsea]

it’s always fun when the mysterious unscheduled teams call from your boss turns out to be actual drama

[elviramac22-blog]

Kelly Rowland: Tale of Two Stories

Kelly Rowland is in the middle of two separate stories going around about her. Some sources say that she walked out of “The Today Show” because she was not happy with her dressing room. She left them scrambling to get a co-host at the last minute. Rita Ora filled in for her and all was well. The second story going around is that she walked out of co-hosting because she was pissed off at Savannah…

[davey-in-a-minivan]

🥳happy pasithea six month endingversary🥳 in a competition to access the highest number of roofs in college who would win: sophie jane or evelyn

GOOD QUESTION sophie was interested in a. different kind of roofing so i'm going to count her out. jane mentions that she and evelyn hung out on the cathedral roof that they accessed from their window so i imagine roofing (jane's version) as smth both of them did, in which case i lean towards evelyn actually getting access to the most roofs bc he strikes me as less worried abt being caught and more willing to risk life and limb.

however if this was an actual articulated competition between the three of them i think sophie has a competitive streak a mile wide so she's back in the running. like, jane's strategy is looking for actual access points to the roof and checking to see when the maintenance trapdoors at the tops of the stairwells are left unlocked. sophie's strategy is trying to parkour up the side of the building

[omgeto]

EMPRESSSSSSS 😝😝 heyy how are youu ?! 🧎‍♀️

HELLOOOO SAE SAE ✨ I’ve just gotten home from my FIRST DAY of introduction classes and I’m genuinely so tired like omg I need a NAP QUICKLY

[areyoudoingthis]

I understand 100% of nothing