#GORGUG HAS TWO HANDS GOD DANM IT!!

[barbiemenslayer69]

I don't guys but I've been thinking. Like there is a universe in which Zelda didn't get her GED and just- continued highschool. And- like then she gets caught up in Porter's "I'm-gonna-kill-and-become-a-god" plot bc- she's a zealot barbarian. AND follows the god of wine and ecstacy. She's already like... Halfway there y'know. And I really think that there is a story there where she and Gorgug are still together and we find out the master evil plot through thst betrayal? Y'know?

Like Porter gets Zelda to multiclass junior year into paladin (zealot barbarian!! Half way there!!) and then she finds out their plot Lucy Frostblade -style and then gets killed and shatterstared. Or maybe she just stays dead like Lucy and it's a more emotional moment for the whole party?

And it would give Porter just one more thing on Thistlespring, y'know? Get 'im Angry bc his girlfriend is doing so much better than him "She knows how to multiclass, Thistlespring. None 'o that artificing crap."

I don't know guys, but you see it right? You see where I'm going with this???