#GORGEUOS

[beecha]

pretty art for every proshipper /silly

lol

[nyxdelenuit]

Oh my god..

i had to draw her bc she's hot

[orange-oracy]

*starts frothing at the mouth*

[iiscpr]

thrill of first love

[tuberliker1337]

doodles of a lemmy cat with lemmy juice and wafertheworld

[meetinginsamarra]

mayprompts2024, #2 box

So, I had this idea yesterday about a funny little "box"-AU.

I supposed it would become a short ficlet (famous last words) only to find out that it has a lot of potential and I have more ideas about what is going to happen.

I already worked over 2 hours today on it (time that I didn't really have in the first place) and it is nowhere from finished. I don't want to stress myself even more and/or rush this, therefore

Behold Part One of

"The Perfect Place"

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Sherlock turned up his collar and plucked up his courage.

Taking a deep breath, he plunged into his mind palace and went through every detail of his plan for the very last time before he would put it into action. He recalled stalking the man for two days, very carefully as to not reveal himself, to deduce all there was to be possibly gleaned from all the minutiae he could observe.

Sherlock found no flaw in his plan (of course he didn't, he never would because he himself came up with it). It had to succeed. There would be no second chance. It was now or never.

He entered and a tiny bell chimed above the door, announcing his arrival. Into battle, Sherlock thought.

��I want to buy a boxspring bed.”

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John Watson startled badly in his seat when he heard the bell chime.

He had not been looking at the door since he had been fiddling with his gun for the umpteenth time (there were no rounds in it so it was safe) because it was boring as hell in the shop.

He had brought his illegal service weapon since the fourth day he worked here as a shop assistent, hoping against all hope that some benign person would storm in and try to rob the cash register (no robber worth their salt would even consider doing this) so that finally something fun and exciting would happen to him.

John had kept his hands and the weapon hidden behind the counter and thus out of sight from the potential customers (he was possibly mad but not that mad) and now he quickly shoved it into a drawer.

John stared at the surprise customer who had stumbled into “Bernie’s Bed Shop” and - holy moly - was he a sight to behold.

On a scale from 1 to 10 the man was a certified 11. John was already jealous of the mattress that would get to hug and caress and wrap itself around this sublime body every night. Life was just unfair.

Still, John could barely believe his luck. Finally, a customer who actually (apart from being the most gorgeuos human being John had ever seen) wanted to buy a bed, even one of those ridiculously posh and expensive ones with boxsprings. Also, being the first one asking for a bed in John's three and a half terrible weeks of working (suffering) as a bed shop assistant.

Thankfully, John remembered to plaster his most winning, helpful and customer-friendly smile onto his face (it was in fact not, resembling rather the anguished expression that a trapped animal with one leg stuck in a bear trap would have) and went around the counter to welcome the god. Godsend.

“Then you are in the perfect place. Bernie’s Bed Shop offers a lot of different boxspring beds. My name is John Watson, may I show you some variants or do you already have something special in mind?”

Sherlock blinked at John. Yes, you, he thought. His throat was suddenly dry with John Watson standing so close to him for the very first time. On a scale from dull to brilliant the man was a certified genius. Simply perfect.

“Show me what you have,” Sherlock asked, slightly husky and meaning something totally different. (He meant what was under these terrible grandpa clothes John wore, of course).

Please God, let him buy a bed, John prayed silently, being painfully aware that as a salesperson he had been utterly failing.

So far, he had merely sold a pair of cheap bedsheets to an elderly short-sighted woman and a heart-shaped decorative cushion to a sloshed builder. He had tried his very best every time when a customer had set their foot into the shop, being forthcoming and friendly and polite but somehow, they had all left more or less quickly without buying anything.

John did not know why that happened every time (it was his anguished smile, obviously) but he did know that this was his last chance to score or Bernie would definitely fire him at the end of this week. John would be without a job once again and would soon have to leave London because even the terrible bedsit he lived (existed) in would become unaffordable.

"Follow me then, please." John walked to the back of the shop where the premium beds stood. "May I present you the 'Royal Metropolis Deluxe'. It has every feature a boxspring bed can have that you could possibly imagine."

Just like your deluxe body, John thought.

I have a very vivid imagination, Sherlock thought and ogled John instead of the bed.

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That's it for today!

Flower Shop AU? Coffee Shop AU? Tattoo Shop AU? Nope! All outdated. I felt there is crying need for a Bed Shop AU. 🤣

tagging some people (tagging on desktop seems to work) @calaisreno @totallysilvergirl @raina-at @lisbeth-kk

[kpopscruggles]

I think Mingi would be the kind of boy in the club that, while dancing and seeing that you smile at him, wouldn't be afraid of pushing his cock behind you so you feel how big he is (messy sex in the bathroom perhaps? Or if he liked you a lot, running in the middle of the night trying to find a hotel room available?)

YALL GOT ME BARKING!!! KEEP EM COMIN CAUSE IM ON IT!

And I got so many thoughts about mingi so heres my take !

That’s when it would go downhill and becom nothing mut an eager mess between you!! What you two thought would be an eager tease while dancing leads too having the need for eachother and too cum. He’s also already claiming you as his and you knew that when you two got really intertwined in the dancing. 

The Bathroom: I can easily see him just snagging a stall before someone walks towards it (we’ll make it a public bathroom cause why not) He’s defenitly panting against your lips while giving you sloppy kisses, maybe it’kll get so feral that he’ll lick the tiny bit of saliva off the corner of your mouth.  

He’s taking his time but rushing at the same time, his fingers in your panties, plunging them into your sopping cunt with a smile “I promise I’ll fuck you somewhere better next time, your gonna give me a secound chance right?” Hes already eager too meet you again, either way if yuou going too say yes because after he fucks you so good he knows your gonna want it again. He’s defentily got your face pushed against the stall door, your back arched and a perfect view of your ass! WHEN I SAY POUNDTOWN BIHHH! Mingi is taking all that energy out on you, the teasing you did while dancing, grinding your ass against his bulge. That was nough for him too make that pussy his with no shame.  

“SO loud, you want people too hear you hmm?” “Want them too know how your soaking a my dick? Sush a slut...your gonna be my slut now though arent you?” “Th-at’s it baby, fuck yourself just like that!” “you wan’t my cum? You want me too fill this pussy?” 

The Hotel Room: The night is far from over pookie!! He knew you’d say yes about seeing him again but wanting too get a hotel room and spend the night with this man!!! How could he turn such a gorgeuos woman with such a pretty pussy down?  

And yes I said woman bevause to Mingi thats how he feels. He feels like hes the inexperienced little boy trying too sound cock in front of the mature older woman even though you begged for him. On the way too the room hes defenitly taking you in and enjoying the look of you.  

ORAL AND FOREPLAY IS THE MAN FOCUS IN HERE! This isn’t just an eager fuck anymore, hes gonna actually take his time with you. Dress off but the hells stay on, he wants your too rake the heel down his back while suck sucking on your clit. He’s gonna have your head draping off the bed so he can take his cock down your throat (Jus visioning it now jfnsjifhigsib) 

“Such a gorgeous bay, My gorgeuos baby” “Pussy taste so good~ All Mine right?” “Open your thoat for me baby take every bit..i-i know you can” 

[oscconfessions]

My rendition of mephones crucifiction

(Im so sorry)

fucking gorgeuos. hang this shit up in the louvre -🫒

[emmania]

Absolutely gorgeuos

[hasellia]

Hi look at this rock real qquick

It's called schallenblende

I found it while looking around on mindat.org :)

Gorgeuos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooooohhhh I love it!

It has a very fungal / tree ring feel to it! I think it's going in my favourite rock list. Thank you so much for showing me.

[laurettelarue]

Emilio Tellez

gorgeuos female impersonator

See the entire post on AndGirls.com

[orthoeatspaperclips11]

gorgeuos

[edwardnygma635]

hey georgous (girl h3lp how do you spell gorgeuos) 😏🫦

hi 💋 handsome 😘 PUSSY IN BIO🔥🔥🔥

[skeelly]

okay but like your blog is so so cool and youre so so cool and ahhhh i cant help it i love you so much omg im so happy were moots (i was intimitated by u at first cuz youre so fucking cool 😭)

OMG KMGDNWIWNSINWWIN STOP ILY OML

THANK YOU SM!! THIS IS SO NICE OF YOUUUU

your blog is literally so aesthetic though, like- it's gorgeuos!! omlll

sorry for intimidating you, istg I'm just insane and bored :))

AND IM NOT COOL OMG- YOURE THE COOL ONE ODNWIAJQ + MY BLOG IS A DUMPSTER LIKE IDK WTF IM SAYING HALF OF THE TIME

OH AND IM ALSO SO HAPPY YOURE MY MOOT🌷🌷

ilysm thank youu!! ^^

[gaesnek]

Marcasite: mindat.org says this about it:

"Marcasite is unstable to metastable and decrepitates, altering to melanterite, which contains sulfuric acid. Always wash hands after handling. Avoid inhaling dust when handling or breaking. Never lick or ingest."

So in other words it's a fun rock :)

Also it's gorgeuos

there's no such thing as sulfuric acid scientists just say this shit to keep you from touching cool rocks

[fizzing-saturn]

live feed thoughts on hazbin hotel ##3:

this is kinda long and i think i used vvaggies name ONCE(1) so bewarns. do not read if you hate the word vagina

-i love these little goat guys. who they

-“purple female”

-sir pentious got some trust issues??

- YES vaggie. shut it DOWN

- nifty is a gremlin bastard

-be nice to the egg bois vagina

- sir pentious is a theatre kid

- CANNABILISM ALWRT!!!!

- “hot”??????

- shut the hell up angel dust you lanky ho

- vaginas a goddamn drill sergeant

- charlie can not read the room

- we know angel

- canonically slimy

- repeat: nifty is a gremlin bastard

- alastor is a smug bitch

- vestial?? who is this patchwork twink

- oh hes a gossip girl

- THEY HAVE NAMES

- WHO IS SHE

- GREEN ??? GORGIOUS

- new women found!!!

- velvette is also beutiful <33

- my favorite is the wonderful beautiful gorgeuos fluffy reptile warning. woman!!

- sassy tea sipping

- she did NOT just call peepaw a PUSSY. execution

- This horned mean woman needs to kill a pigtailed child

- shut up alstor. “ThAt WaS a PrODuCtIvE MeEtInG”

- angel dust. oh my god

- husk purring??? cat

- vaggie is short for vegatable

- DO NOT TAKE THEM TO AN ACTIVE WAR ZONE

- nifty scares me

- vagina sad moment (:::(((((((

- poor angel. so many stair in heels :(

- old people friendship!

- carmillas got big old hands.

- she is a MOTHER

- VAGINA SINGING

- my friend hats just informed me that mirabel from encanto is vagina???

- love the eggs

- alastor is too deer. cat coaded.

- love angel moving his arms at different times/ doing different things with them

- sir pentious is like a fat eel

- father/ minions dynamic