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androidboy · 2 years ago

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after callin me a guy who’s “very easy on the eyes” my coworker was like “hm. it’s cold out. i’m driving you home” and then facetimed his cute wife and cute baby to tell her he’s driving me. they both tried to get the baby to say my name (semi success) and to say bye to me (success) then he turned on led zeppelin and gave me music fun facts all the way home. like can i please be your third. isn’t there a little wiggle room for one extra person to watch the baby and kiss. dream relationship

#he’s ridiculously my type #and she literally has big curly hair and wears glasses #throw back to when he had been very flirty and i straight up looked at him and said #‘you guys are very hot and i have a crush on you as a couple’#and he was like ‘aw thanks we appreciate it :)’#and then got even more physical and flirty with me while saying nothing more on the subject #AND THRN AT ONE POINT DRIVING ME HOME ADMITTING HE WAS MAYBE CURIOUS ANOUT GUYS AND THERE WERE THREE TIME I THOUFHT HE WAS #GONNA KISS ME IM JUST REMEMBERIGN THISBSHEJSKWKWKAK #I THINK FOR MY SANITY I SUPRESS THAT HALF HOUR CAR CONVERSATION

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