#GOD WHAT AN EPISODE. WHAT AN EPISODEEEEEE.

[usertoxicyaoi]

takara is Insane literally just for Making taishin SAY IT bc he didn't wanna push taishin into ANYTHING bc of his fear and disgust of selfishly putting his needs and wants and desires first just like his mum. and .... andddddd .... and once taishin said itttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! takara COULD NOT hold himself back anymoreeeee.

so when taishin even REMOTELY asks about takara's desperation ... takara just INSTANTLY goes "desperate?? who?? meeeee????" like. takara takara takara takaraaaaaaa ur allowed to BE SEEN and to just go fully OFF THE WALLS and just BE YOU babe. and taishin???? would LET YOU. bc he's Just as INSANE about u tooooooo.

god. WHAT A DELICIOUS episode this was!!!!!!!

[thetalltranstiefling]

HEY GUYS ITS 1AM AND I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ON THE NEW EPISODEEEEEE

spoilers obv

FIRST OF ALL. OMG. FREDDIE. NO CAUSE HE’S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR AND ILL TELL YOU WHY

ALL THAT STUFF TAYLOR SAID ABOUT THE LION KING? THAT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY ABOUT WHEN HE THOUGHT HE LOST HIS DAD, LIKE HOW HE COULDN’T IMAGINE WHAT IT’D BE LIKE TO LOSE A PARENT?? THAT LITERALLY ALMOST JUST HAPPENED TO HIM AND I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAYLOR CONSISTENTLY STAYING UPSET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND LIKE HAVING AN ACTUAL VISIBLE REACTION CREATES SUCH A SEPARATION FROM GLENN IN THE PREVIOUS SERIES WHO KEPT IT ALL DEEP DEEP IN INSIDE, AND FREDDIE HAS BEEN SO INCREDIBLY GOOD ABOUT GOING BACK TO THAT POINT OF TAYLOR’S EMOTIONAL STATE LIKE. IT GETS ME EVERY TIME. 

the standup was so funny but it was also just. sad in context. lmao.

AND ON THE S U B J E C T OF SAD PARTS OF THE STANDUP WE’VE GOT HERMIE. OH MY GOD HOW HE HAS DEVELOPED AS A CHARACTER IM SCREAMING. THE FACT THAT HE IS A DEPRESSED DRAMA KID WHO USES ACTING TO COPE WITH THIS INHERENT NATURE TO WANT TO SCAM AND TRICK PEOPLE IS JUST SO. ITS SO. AND WHEN HE LITERALLY SAID THAT HE’D RATHER KILL BOTH HIS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS THAN ACCEPT THE FACTS OF HIS ORIGIN?? IM LIKE WOAH. GODDAMN ANTHONY IS A GOOD WRITER (just imagine the kind of juicy stuff he writes in that porn script lmaoooo). 

ALSO I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE THEY ALL GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THATS SO FUCKIN ON BRAND. ITS SO GREAT OMG. 

AND THE FACT THAT NICK HAD WEEKS OF SITTING AROUND IN HELL THINKING OF WHAT TO DO AND HE WAS JUST LIKE “yep this is the only way” IS HILARIOUS. LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM SITTING THERE PONDERING WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION, WITH SOME RANDOM DEAD GUY SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE’S JUST LIKE “shut up! I’m trying to think!” 

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THIS WHOLE EPISODE IT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER GOLD. I AM NOT VERY ARTICULATE RIGHT NOW NOR AM I HAVING ANYTHING ABOVE SHITPOST TO THROW IN HERE BUT HEY ITS 1AM GIVE ME A BREAK ALSO MOST OF THIS PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE IN ALL CAPS BUT THATS JUST WHAT IM GOING WITH WOO

[deputy-buck]

Fellow Travelers yellin ep.1

EXCUSE YOU???

"Down boy" -> "who's my boy?" Pipline

So many great things have happened in just the first episode-

Ehehehehhh the way Hawk makes Tim fold his pants, and the way Tim looks at him like "are you?? Serious?? Is this a gay metaphor??" AND THE LOOK HE GETS IN HIS EYE WHEN HE REALIZES HAWK IS BEING SERIOUS OHHH HE LIKE TO SERVE DOESN’T HE-

"Yours!" Oh hunty that sounded like a cry to God

The. Arm. Pit. Lick.

Skippy.... just the name Skippy- THE PUPPYPLAY VIBES

Oh my god the armpit lick in the bery first episodeeeeee fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck i need to know if that was scripted or not because it doesn't look like it

The forehead ki- OH GOD THE FORHEAD KISSS FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME IT WAS SO LOVING AND SINCERE AND SO THRAWRTING.... oh he put a stop to all those questions with a simple action because he's Scared to get close to Tim dear goodness me

WHO COOKED HERE

HAWK TAPPING HIS THIGH AND SAYING "come 'er" AND TIM JUST DOESSSSSS OH HOLY SHITTT

The way Hawk just sooo casually unbuttons Tims shirt with one hand while Tim relays very important information ugh fuck And Then-

And then the way Hawk gets jealous immediately when Tim uses another man's first name and Hurts Him, pinches his nipple and makes him Hurt- and the way Tim LIKES IT AND IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED HIMSELF

The twiddling of Tims cross....

THE FOREHEAD KISS AGAIN

and oh ? Oh tim? Getting assertive and stopping Hawk?? Yes please and thank youuu

"This is the real world, Skippy."

"I'm your boy, right? Hm? And your boy wants to go to the party."

THE WHOLE EXCHANGE AND THE FUCKING!! FOOT DEAL?? IM NOT INTO FEET BUT IT'S TIM'S LACK OF KNOWLEDGE AND HIS EAGERNESS. "Open up."

I hate it i hate it i hate it

"Now show me what my boy really wants. Does he walk into that fancy Georgetown party with my smell on him? Does he wanna chat with the Kennedys and the Grahams with the taste of me in his mouth?"

SOMEBODY COOKED HERE

Its Jack and Ennis all over again, one wants to live while the other just wants to survive.

Tim..... oh Tim, stop hurting yourself for him.

Cry count: 3

[ralexsol]

THIS FUCKING PRIME DEFENDERS EPISODE IS THE HARDEST IVE FUCKING LAUGHED IN FUCKING MONTHS OH MY FUCKING GOD “i crawl under the desk like where he can’t see me and then i go intangible and then i fall through the floor, so to his perspective, he sees this guy in an anonymous mask crawl under his desk and then just disappear” WHAT IS THIS FUCKING EPISODEEEEEE

[hoarsedevours]

my god i am holleringgggg on the damn floorrrrrr!!!!! (pleaseeeee someone make a gifset of shockeed! heedo in the men's bathroom, heard it lengthens life expectancy) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 writers really said let's give them a respite before the real breakup arc begins. ok i am ok with that, i am super okay actually that i get to see some really fluffy moments in this ep, some good tension that can lead to something more significant (👀) in the future, and yes....some sad yet relatable moments...you know...as a member of the proletariat.

i went into this episode with the assumption that i would be kind of awkward when yijin fucking licked that ice cream in front of highschooler heedo lol but what the hell the countless times i pulled my hair because of the giddiness i felt for the YiDo moments ahhhhhhhhh (i can't get behind YiHe sorry 😞😂) heedo's cuteness is out of this world!!!! she is having a crush!!!! and she is conflicted!!!!! and it's making her insane!!!!(more than her usual amount of insanity to be specific) but i have to admire heedo's determination in crossing out every face in daeun's section just to see daeun's face who unfortunately for heedo is inspireed by sadako. we need to protect this cinnamon roll!!!! and yijin really sees her as his personal entertainer, huh? i meant the good kind, the kind where you say shit like "i DoNt nEeD a rAiNb0w" (me continuing that statement: "bEcAuSE u ArE mY rAinB0W...) good goddd i am crazy over these two fools!!!!! i am losing my mind over heedo losing her mind in the next episodeeeeee ahhhhhhhh ahahhahahahshhahahhahaha. however, on a serious note, i think that heedo's the only one crushing hard...good...good...good..... (wow icb im saying these things when ive done some crazier shit when i was 19 🤡)

*sighs like a grandma* the hair ruffle....the fireman carry just to get her feet to safety....the face wiping..... the always on hand stickers that is JUST IN CASE THEY MET OH MY GOD VERY MUCH LIKE HOW HE CARRIES AROUND FULL HOUSE VOLUME 15 *sighs deeply, took my heart out and placed it in the refrigerator (can't have too much fluff or it'll malfunction* (.....if they really didn't end up in the present timeline i think that yijin's carrying in his person some personal memento from heedo or maybe from both of them....you know....just in case......pain)

heedo's mom is insufferable and maybe that's an understatement still. how is she like that???? how does she sleep at night knowing she hurts her daughter's feelings often and once crushed her friend's heart? and she kicked yijin???? but later told heedo that that was a good call?!!!!! maam????!!! we need to get you to a mental hospital, i think. my god the parents of boomers' (omg heedo and yijin can pass as a boomer today lolllll. i mean probably they are generation x but still 🤣) today really have it hard to be doing shits like that. correcting the mistakes of your subordinates is okay but physically assaulting them is not. jeezusssss. she's probably the character i don't like the most in this show. great acting but i hate what her character largely represents.

anyway, i reallllllllllly love seungwan's character. i think she's my most favorite sans the leads. maybe i see myself in her. we have several similarities after all. keep doing u girl! i hope she gets to have some BAMF moment in the future like dismantling capitalism. oh too big? maybe advocating for the compulsory therapy of mothers and mothers-to-be instead lollllll

literally net zero information about min chae's father. it's not like i expected her to say "im so glad father took mother's side" because that would end the intrigueeee. im also here for the intrigue ngl 😭 but like can they give us hintssss to work withhhh? her father quarantining is a solid one but we need moreeeee. or did they alreadyyy.... and i am too dumb to realize it? 💀

.....i think that something really bad would happen to yurim's mom.....

i believe that the majority of this episode is for our sword-wielding bisexuals to expand their rivals-to-lovers dynamic and i am always here for ittttttt like crazy ahhhhhh ahahhahah that tension! man.... kissing is a nice resolution, actually

and the meeting up???? insanity! 🤣 glorious insanity!!!

so when yijin told yurim that he will assess if the person she will be meeting is safe or not, i imagine feral heedo with rabies and yijin have to restrain herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

and as i've said i am hollering over the majority of this episode! great contrast to yesterday's situation. especially when heedo walked decisively to yijin and saying "i have to have you" ah aha hahahh hahhahahahahha hajhdjhagsdjhgajsdjahjkhjkahhjhaks heedooooooooo😭😭😭😭 what do you mean😭 like as a pet? as a clown? as a professional life coach? as your uhhh.....boyfriend????!!!! she really keeps yijin on his toes and keeps his mind sharp because of the thinking he is doing to get heedo out of tricky situations pr even just to understand her actions lolllllll

thank god for fluff i can sleep peacefully now

[art-i-know-yes]

Looks at me there's only... 4 episodes out. I only needed a panic attack about the concept of time to do it. But let's get started

SPOILERS FOR S2 EP.1 OF DNDADDIES

Let's talk about how I nearly had a stroke over this

Ahhh jezzball

I was ready for the apocalypse

No. No I wasn't that's why it took so long.

AHHHH TEEENSS

Freddie is Taylor Swift. On-brand

RAD FACTS. Survival babe.

Matthew is Lincoln Li Wilson. Wow.

It will. Year older.

Will is Normal Oak. Babe. Come ON

MASCOT

Hate it

Beth is Terrie? Terry? SCARY MARLOWE

Also on-brand

Oooooo 25 YEARS. BLACK SUN.

Anthony reminds me of my DM bc our group goes haywire when she plans shvt

Crimson sky

Live here out live in the now

Are we watching a movie?!

Sandemous?

Gay??? Breakfast Club???

Ah. Grant. Makes sense.

Awwwww Grant he's grown. I'm going to FVCKING SOB.

Marcoooooo

"Closeenough-"

I'm getting Henry vibes honestly-

STREET TOUGHS

GRANT CARES SO MUCH I'M CRYING AND NOT FROM MY PANIC ATTACK

FIRST ROLL....IS A DROP

Give me the statistics of bullying me

Half-cover from gay dads

Oooooo Powerful women

TJ knows how it feels and completely understands and I love him

Caring families uwu

I'm FVCKING SOBBING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE UNDERSTANDS SO MUCH

I think the truth is coming out bc TJ was my favorite- is my favorite

12 SOCCER PLAYERS COME OUT OF NOWHERE

They BEGGING FOR HER BACK

EGHH

Convertible is the yeeeaaaahhhh the Swifts

The boyyyyy is Nick's babyyyyy

Of course Beth

AHHH THE BOI

Damn Taylor

Try-hard Cassandra. Love it.

"Mom. Mom. Mom"

EXCUSE ME!!! WTF!!!

NICK WHYYYY

Not 23andMe

IT ISN'T HUMAN

Taylor is half-DEMON

PRETTY SURE??? CASSANDRA!!!

*memories of headcannon gender fluid Nick* HMMMM PRETTY SURE???

Awww

New besties went from bullying to besties

GOD MAIN CHARACTER

Twins. If you will.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww babies. (I loved them so much too- love them)

Ohhhh that's what that was

SPARROW'S KID

They're so wary and scared

Awww the mediator wife

I. Love. Sparrow.

Ahhhhh. They need therapy.

"Does he have a friend yet?"

I. Love. Lark.

Audible QUESTION MARK

AN HEIRESS

And "WELL WELL WELL"

Trying to be a positive force

BAD GUY

I would bully Normal

Quiet-loud friendships are great

Why does your kid suck Sparrow

Set Taylor free

Gaaaawd main character complex

"I feel sorry for the both of us"

Pardon

Freddie beats Anthony AGAIN

I mean if you don't mind can I juggle

Double nat 20

"You CANCEL me!"

Bad bad mood

Honestly same

GASP LOUD HATE SO MUCH NO BABIES

AWWWWWWWWWWWW THEY WERE LIKE READY FOR IT

Hate

"WALK AND TALK MAN"

Is it thhheee remote

Can't do much it's SIGNED BY THE SUPERINTENDENT

"You see that guy"

Major L

*jukes car*

Why are you taking those kids drives away

Hatehatehate kick it full force

FULL FORCE

YESSSSS

"I'm JV not an idiot"

SCARY THANK YOU

"ohno"

YES

Immediately chokes to terms

CARDS

THEY'RE COLORED

CURSES

Was that Scam Likely

Damn

Not RON'S TRAUMA

OHHH THE TRAILER

SEXY

THE WHAT

"He's a librarian- YOU'RE DAD'S A SNIPER" good for you

Ahhh. Soccer terminology

Damn. Prepared.

Oooo SAILOR MOON TRANSFORMATION

Normal is a Cleeerrriiiiic. Scary the Warlock. Lincoln the Paladin Pal. Taylor IS A RANGER.

The elementary school!?

It's like I'm THERE

"That's good, no, BAD"

Don't talk to a women like that but hurry tf up

Lizaaaard man

Wow

Thank you Taylor

Natty 20

Awwwww the Wilson van

gg Scary

Gross

Turning babies into old people?

TIMING HOW FAST THEY CAN GO THROUGH LIFE AND GET 1 MILLION DOLLARS??? SPEEDRUN?!

Loving this new intro though

ANYWAY VERY VIVACIOUS BUT IT IS ALMOST 4 AM AND I HAVE SCHOOL SO NO TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODEEEEEE