#anotherm8shitpost

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Nicky: If I don’t torture me, who will? Cassandra: I will. Nicky: What? Cassandra: What?

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not me realizing i was genderfluid because of a technoblade x reader-

I realized I was a trans guy because of a DNF highschool au

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looking at Cassandra and Nicky before everything that happened, and I’m like. No. You can’t tell me they weren’t closer than anything. You can’t tell me Nicky didn’t break down and tell her everything about his life. You can’t tell me she didn’t know and accept his actual identity (whatever the fuck it is at this point). They were married!!! They loved each other!! Cass never even officially divorced him canonically!! You can’t tell me she stopped caring! She’s the only person in the whole world who understands him! He can’t sleep at night without her!! She completed his life in all its broken pieces! He’s a dumbass but she’s also kind of a dumbass!! They’re meant for each other to me!!

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*inhales* Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky

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HEY GUYS ITS 1AM AND I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ON THE NEW EPISODEEEEEE

spoilers obv

FIRST OF ALL. OMG. FREDDIE. NO CAUSE HE’S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR AND ILL TELL YOU WHY

ALL THAT STUFF TAYLOR SAID ABOUT THE LION KING? THAT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY ABOUT WHEN HE THOUGHT HE LOST HIS DAD, LIKE HOW HE COULDN’T IMAGINE WHAT IT’D BE LIKE TO LOSE A PARENT?? THAT LITERALLY ALMOST JUST HAPPENED TO HIM AND I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAYLOR CONSISTENTLY STAYING UPSET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND LIKE HAVING AN ACTUAL VISIBLE REACTION CREATES SUCH A SEPARATION FROM GLENN IN THE PREVIOUS SERIES WHO KEPT IT ALL DEEP DEEP IN INSIDE, AND FREDDIE HAS BEEN SO INCREDIBLY GOOD ABOUT GOING BACK TO THAT POINT OF TAYLOR’S EMOTIONAL STATE LIKE. IT GETS ME EVERY TIME. 

the standup was so funny but it was also just. sad in context. lmao.

AND ON THE S U B J E C T OF SAD PARTS OF THE STANDUP WE’VE GOT HERMIE. OH MY GOD HOW HE HAS DEVELOPED AS A CHARACTER IM SCREAMING. THE FACT THAT HE IS A DEPRESSED DRAMA KID WHO USES ACTING TO COPE WITH THIS INHERENT NATURE TO WANT TO SCAM AND TRICK PEOPLE IS JUST SO. ITS SO. AND WHEN HE LITERALLY SAID THAT HE’D RATHER KILL BOTH HIS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS THAN ACCEPT THE FACTS OF HIS ORIGIN?? IM LIKE WOAH. GODDAMN ANTHONY IS A GOOD WRITER (just imagine the kind of juicy stuff he writes in that porn script lmaoooo). 

ALSO I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE THEY ALL GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THATS SO FUCKIN ON BRAND. ITS SO GREAT OMG. 

AND THE FACT THAT NICK HAD WEEKS OF SITTING AROUND IN HELL THINKING OF WHAT TO DO AND HE WAS JUST LIKE “yep this is the only way” IS HILARIOUS. LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM SITTING THERE PONDERING WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION, WITH SOME RANDOM DEAD GUY SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE’S JUST LIKE “shut up! I’m trying to think!” 

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THIS WHOLE EPISODE IT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER GOLD. I AM NOT VERY ARTICULATE RIGHT NOW NOR AM I HAVING ANYTHING ABOVE SHITPOST TO THROW IN HERE BUT HEY ITS 1AM GIVE ME A BREAK ALSO MOST OF THIS PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE IN ALL CAPS BUT THATS JUST WHAT IM GOING WITH WOO

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guys do other people also think in the format of media they’ve recently been consuming or is that just me

like in school when i read those old fashion books like Jane Eyre my inner dialogue would be in old English

and more recently I’ve been obsessed with a black and white choose your own adventure game (Slay the Princess my beloved) and for a while all the visuals in my head surrounding my own life would be like a black and white horror comic

im normal right

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just got the game, feelin cute

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eeeeeeeAAAAAAA people liked my thinggggggggg wmwnwkwnwj

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sometimes i think about that time i needed to try something on in a clothing store and they asked me what my name was so they could write it on that little whiteboard next to the door, you know the ones, and my mom was there with me so i felt like i couldn’t say my chosen name but i also really didn’t wanna say my deadname so i just stood there panicking and going “uhhhh-“ and the guy who asked me laughed and said “it’s not a trick question” but he could not have understood less how much of a trick it truly was

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HERE I AM

ONCE AGAIN

IM TORN BETWEEN GENDERS

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all fictional girls with my deadname are now trans mascs with my chosen name sorry you had to find out this way

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when will SAD-IST’s Clock 0ut series come back from the war

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yknow what’s less expensive than therapy?

THIS GUY

LOOK AT HIMMMM LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE HE IS 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

THE SHEER AUDACITY HE HAS TO EXIST

GEMDUR BOI

AND

AND

AND

THAT FACE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Me: I want to be good friends with my crush, but how can I take the next step platonically?

My brain: You could talk to him more.

Me: O///O NOPE NOPE NOPE CAN’T DO IT-

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I just had a ✨gay panic✨ during my cpr test

Okay, you can’t blame me for this, I was already nervous! But my teacher just HAD to say the name of the boy I have a crush on for the example NOT TO MENTION THAT HE WAS STANDING NOT A FEW FEET AWAY READY TO TAKE THE TEST AS WELL-

So I’m a dumbass right? So then my teacher, who is super nice saw how fucking nervous I was and told me I could go to the bathroom to calm down and it was okay and I could try again later and she called me honey. I love her. She was so sweet to me. So now I’m in the bathroom crying like an idiot and I finally calm my self down and get ready to go back out

BUT THEN THE GUY I LIKE CAME TO MAKE SURE I WAS OKAY BECAUSE HE’S SO GODDAMN NICE AND WHEN I SAW HIM MY HEART ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF MY CHEST AND HE WAS LIKE “are you okay buddy?” AND I WAS LIKE “uH yEaH.”  Then he asked if I wanted a hug.

And I said yes.

And that made me cry more.

Then I took the test and i’d say I actually did pretty good but idk.  And the worst part is that he’s taken and I know this and I thought I was over it.

I hate myself.

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one day my couch could just suddenly explode.