#GOD THIS SHOW WAS THE BESTTTT

[7bitemytongue]

mr. & mr. machine

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

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I’m on the ✨ #LukolaEndgame ✨ hopes and dreams delulu (but hopefully not actually delulu) train 🚂 just as much as the next person here

BUT ALSO

I wouldn’t be mad at this?? 👀

Like…. He’s a handsome man, and if Nic intends to respectfully climb him like a tree, I GET IT. 👀🤤

See below for more Lukola positive thoughts though…

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SO Nic has already mentioned Eamon by name (as a friend) in at least 2 or 3 interviews during the recent press tour… She’s also said she very much believes in the friends to lovers trope that is just as applicable here…. Andddddddd I’ve seen Nic hug A on video in a very friendly way (not that she wouldn’t hug her or be nice to her even if she didddd want L rn) and I also just saw someone’s theory on the Lukola tag about Nic’s “shit or get off the pot” paddle hit side eye vibes potentially being about her just giving L friendly advise on his stuff with A, which I can technically see as plausible…

So yeah, I know those ideas are gonna pisssss people off, but I’m just saying…. It would be a gorgeous love story for Lukola to one day be endgame, BUT in the meantime, I can see their current situations being all of thisss^

NOW in terms of my personal hopes and dreams of Lukola actually being endgame… I see it the way I see #Beliza 😅

Is anyone here from THOSE days?? When we used to look at #Bellarke and say, “if Bellamy is not supposed to be in love with Clarke, someone needs to tell Bob to stop looking at Eliza like that” (because we thought it was justtttt an acting choice)???

And then BAMMM

Out of absolutely fucking NOWHERE (I mean for some of us crazies that were following too closely it wasn’t 100% out of nowhere… but I knooooow that’s how the majority felt) they’re about to be filming the last season of the show and they’re just like yeah so GUESS WHAT GUYS I MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND and everyone is like ??? 🤯 I mean y’all were definitely close friends when you were shooting and doing promo every year for sure but like when the fuck did you become actual bestttt friends irl??? When the fuck did you start dating???? When did you even decide you’d get married?? Cause just a few months ago we were still seeing both of your other public shipssss!!! (Let’s also fully jump over THAT drama 👀) And then they were just like, so ummm we kissed after our first date and we just KNEW this was ITTTT so we got married 2 seconds later cause like why wouldn’t we?? We are best friends and soulmatesssss ✨🌈🦄 🥰🦞

Anyway

That’s how I imagine Lukola to one day become official 🤷🏻‍♀️ Like they’ll date other people openly, and then suddenly OUT OF THE BLUE they’re MARRIED and everyone’s fucking confused AND elated! Lol

I do wonder if already having been so intimate with each other as Polin (unlike Bellarke, which, let’s just not think about that anymore either 😫) would delay or speed up Lukola if this were the case.

Like either it’ll speed them up because they know they LIKED all of THAT 👀 so by the time Bridgerton is officially coming to a close they’ll feel comfortable enough to stop being so professional about their relationship and acknowledge the 🐘 in the room and get on itttttt and get married 4 dates in… ORRRRR it will slow them down because they would continue to think they LIKED IT only because they were experiencing emotional residue from being too in character as Polin. Meaning the show would have to end and they’d have to actually part ways for a while, and they’d have to miss each other a LOTTT, and realize it wasn’t just Polin that created all this 🌩️ energy 🌩️ between them, and then one of them would need to just jump in the deep end and be like, so uhmmmm I thought I was feeling the tingles cause I was just super into being Colin but maybeee that wasn’t ittt…. so do you, errr… wanna??? 👀

My concern with option 2 is that it has higher potential for “ships that pass in the night” vibes 😫

So

GOD I humbly pray that it’s actually the first version, and that they’re just sowing their wild oats until Bridgerton is nearly over, justttt because they don’t wanna accidentally fuck up any work dynamics, and that as soon as the official end is in sight, they will just get married two seconds into dating irl AMEN 🙏🏼

[alyeecoffee]

YOUR ART IS THE BESTTTT IM CRYING RN OMG <33

Oh. My. God. All of these asks makes me so happy 😳🥹💝💝 Thank you so so so much for your kind words!! ����💗 it's alright!! You don't have to give me a present for it! Hearing that you like my drawings is already a great present for me!! Of course!! I won't give up creating kyman content for y'all! 😉

Ah, yeah! I will definitely continue some of my kyman AU! Or maybe if by any chance I have another kyman AU idea I'll show it to you all! Because I like to show my creations to others! 💝😆 once again, thank you so much dude!! 🥹💖

[askthehills]

Denzien’s breath caught as Lizard’s words sank in. It was like each whispered "I love you" wrapped around him, seeping past his scarred skin to the parts he never thought anyone would reach. For a moment, he just stared, the usual sharpness in his eyes softening as he took in Lizard's flushed face, the sincerity there.

“I don’t know how it’s supposed to work either,” he admitted with a small, wry grin, “but you make me want to figure it out.”

A warmth sparked in his eyes, desire still there, but now mingling with something deeper, something that felt like a connection he never thought he’d find. “I love you, Lizard,” he said, the words foreign on his tongue but feeling truer than anything he’d ever spoken.

He moved down now to grab ahold of Lizard's hips, determined to show him exactly how much he loved him, lining up his length with Lizard's entrance after he hooked the other males legs over his shoulders.

With a loud grunt, he pushed into the other, not really knowing that he should've started off slow, so he quite quickly bottomed out, his hands clutching onto Lizard's hips. He pressed his body up against Lizards, and pushed his face into his neck, whining as he did so

"so.. Fucking.. Good! Shiiiit.."

- 🐥

The first I love yous are always the bestttt)))

He lovingly locked eyes. He was taking this seriously. Hell, he didnt know how to love people..but God, he knew he'd try. Denziens words made him shudder..until, well, his legs were hooked.

He was oddly flexible, so really the more denzien leaned down the further lizards knees would go to his chest..though he was capable.

Though..the intertwining was a different story. A mix of pleasure pain mixing over him..though he was still wet from..Denziens tongue...

"S-shit..fuck!" He gasped, closing his eyes tight and tensing.. his inner walls tightening around Denzien. He was really mfin tight, though it was anal. And..his first time (as a bottom) so..

He peeked his eyes open, panting shakily and shuddering at the feel of Denziens breath.

"F-fuck you are..big." He winced, whispering. "..you..are really deep.." It was..painful. atleast he was prepped, starting to feel bad for what the hell he's done in life, though..it did feel nice. Being dominated,, and ..the feel of denzien so deep inside of him gave him butterflies. His prostate pressed against his tip.

gawd..)

[harryfeatgaga]

I want to do things for Harry that are so normal and mundane but it just shows how much you really love him😔 like if you’re at a party with a bunch of friends and he’s off doing his own thing, but when you look over you happen to see his drink is empty so you bring him over a new one🤧 and when you go over to him you’re swapping the glass and it’s such a simple thing but of course he’s like “🥺baby you didn’t have to do that” but you just lean up to kiss him in response because of course you didn’t have to do that but it was just a little simple thing that would make you happy to do </3 and he would be pulling you into his side kissing the top of your head acting like you just gave him the world because he’s always so appreciative of your tiny gestures

PLEASEEEEEEEEE NO SAME OH MY GOD LIKE THOSE SMALL BITS OF AFFECTION ARE THE BESTTTT OH MY GOD IM SO SAD PLEASEEEEEE HE WOULD BE SOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺

[oncefutureemrys]

Hi darling! I got some fruit from the grocers for you, I hope you like them—such a variety! (Idk what I'm doing pls still love me)

Strawberry, Cherry, Watermelon, Blueberry, Kiwi, Raspberry (idc, tell your brain to shut up, I'm your soulmate, accept it, run with that godly confidence God mode provides—so the hot redhead says, so it is), Paopu Fruit, Grapes (I think I have once trying to find that dating show fanfic post lmao), Lemon, Tangerine (Same brain bitch),

And finally,

Plum (you took the joke I was gonna say for the orgy thing, thanks)

And bc they aren't on here but I have one more:

Pineapple!!! (You're literally my soulmate, and I'm beyond grateful to know you and have you in my life)

hey darling how you doing?

sorry this is late. i love you lots.

Strawberry - I'm in love with you.

you already know i love you forever and always darling that's just the way it isssssss but seriously i love you soooooo muchhhhhhhh and i appreciate everything you do for meeee you're the bestttt <3 <3 <3

Cherry - I love you

cant describe in words how much i love you because there's no word or phrase that could encompass how much you mean to me

but i guess ill have to do with i love you so i love you darling <3 <3 <3

Watermelon - I think you're cute

Blueberry - you're amazing

right back at you babe <3

Kiwi - you're pretty

can i copy and paste the uno reverse thing? cause: uno reverse.

Raspberry - you're hot

yup you're right, that's why i have a fan running at the moment and why im wearing shorts. jk i love youuu and i appreciate the complimentssssss

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

hehehehe I'm gladddd you're the first one ahaha we already have it all planned to Red Lobster right?

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

hbjwabjdbwabdabdadj ahahh I'm sorry I don't taggggg anythinggg ahaha I've just accepted the fact that those summaries are literally gone forever aahahh they're not coming back everrr

Lemon - you are my tumblr crush

awwwwwwww hehe glad we're both crushing on each other... so, uh... date then ahaha? i know we might be reincarnated merthur, but that does not mean we can be as oblivious as they are wbeahdbahjdajdbd

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

looks at all of our similarities and how we're literally the same person yeah, you could say that

Plum - I would fuck you

like said before sorry not sorry that I stole your joke heheh whoopsssssss

Pineapple!!! (You're literally my soulmate, and I'm beyond grateful to know you and have you in my life)

hehwbjdbhajdabdhjdhdhadwhdbadhbdhbdhwabhwbdhwdbahddbhad

have I mentioned that I love you yet? because if I haven't, I must say it again, I loveeeee youuuuuu wehwabdb

you're literally so special and talented and the loveee of my life I literally ehbadahdhdahdb i love you sooo much I really have no words besides I love you and hearts and keysmashes to show you how much I love you BUT DARLING SWEETHEART I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHH you are so amazing

literally all of that back to you, you deserve the entire world and even more than that! i love youuuuuu <3 <3 <3 thanks for being the best soulmate anyone could ever ask for.

send me fruits

[gar-trek]

I watched the first episode of TNG (btw, thanks to everyone who commented on my last post about this matter, I read them all it was of great comfort, you guys are the bestttt!!!! :)))))) ) Here are my initial thoughts on the show: 

-Picard is like, way more mean and stuck up then I thought he would be. I guess I’m just used to Kirk who is literally instantly in love with everyone and also the most charming person in the world. They defiantly have very different captaining styles, I don’t necessarily think this is a bad thing, just new for me. 

-I didn’t think Q would be in the first episode. I know Q seems to be a fan favorite, but my god that little shit bugged the hell out of me. If i was there I would have punched him in the face and the episode would have been resolved in half the time, just sayin 

-Speaking of punching people in the face, I really liked Tasha Yar. She’s the chief of security like 😍😍😍😍😍 literally how im trying to be. also her haircut is sick. Other characters who gave me a good first impression were Worf, Data, and Geordi, but I knew the most about them going in so maybe im baised. I also like Wesley, I know some people find him annoying (but maybe thats just redditer men???) but I though his light hearted goofiness was much needed and also he’s just super cute in general! 

-I’m glad we got to see Bones for a moment, even if he was a pissed off old man. It was like the writers were saying “look tos fans look, don’t be scared to watch this new show it’s still the same star trek, look we bought back Bones remember him???” Also, I think it’s funny when Star Trek shows put dark haired Vulcans who slightly resemble Spock in the background (I know Lower Decks did this too) because like, it instantly triggers Spock thoughts. I see dark haired vulcan in the background, I think about Mr. Spock, simple as that. It is not an unwelcome experience 

-I thought the plot was pretty ehhh. I know they were establishing characters and stuff (and jeez, there are a lot of characters in this show), but I felt like the pacing was a little weird. Like, what was up with that part where they were going to send people into the alien ship, which was kinda a time sensitive issue, but they just paused all of it for a scene where Picard apologizes to Beverly for yelling at her son???? like that was such an awkward moment to do that. Like overall the flow of the episode was just weird. 

I could probably say more but I’ll just leave it at that. i’m sure I may sound like an ignorant fool, as maybe the things I complained about will be resolved, or my first impressions of characters will be completely wrong. Either way, these are just my thoughts for now, always subject for change!!! 

-Edit: I also like Riker, but right now he is a man with a beard without a beard. Like he has such a beard face. I want him to grow his beard already 

[scoupssolo]

Oh my god!!! You were at OTY NJ TOO??? HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FRIEND!!!

Yes it was the BESTTTT SHOW!!!! they’re so so amazing💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Happy anniversary too you too ✨

[cravinggoodmusic]

Day 26: Thundamentals - I Love Songs

Recommended by Myself 

I had heard of Thundamentals before as my ex would talk about them and a couple of songs would always come on when she would play music, then I watched that iconic Triple j cover of Brother by Matt Corby. Last year I went through a phase when I was obsessed with them after I watched the music video for ��eyes on me’... and I am a complete sucker for music videos. 

Very much the Thundamental's own style but less mosh and more exposed. An ultimate album that you can vibe with both at parties and also chill tunes that you can just blop out to. The “Australian sound” resonates throughout these 12 songs, but in their own style. It is a mixture of electronic, hazy RnB, with a strong piano bounce throughout. They still use quirky sounds and fun lyrics…

I enjoy how it is very casual, the lighthearted vocals (spoken rap) packs an impact. This type of rap allows the listener to actually be able to understand the lyrics and build that connection to songs more effortlessly. No doubt about it, they are so fucking talented. They manage to layer so many different elements in each song, but it is balanced. Super impressive.

What I love about this album is the fact that it is all about their love of music, through good times, bad times, heartbreak and celebration music is there no matter what. So although the album isn't the bestttt of their 5,  it shows growth as artists and the overall narrative - the power of music. This is a different side of them as they are known for quirky bangers like “Paint the town red” - not known to show this much level of vulnerability. 

‘Payroll’ and ‘True Love’ have flavors of reggae tones that I really enjoy. Yes, the lyrics aren't as complex as their other songs but it makes the flow of the album smoother and somewhat gives a little pinch of soul towards the end of the Album. ‘World Gone Mad’ was never a stand out for me but listening to it again today has given me appreciation. There is a strong underlying influence from old school American rap and RnB. 

‘Eyes on Me’ is a song I desperately need to see live. I just vibe out to that song no matter my mood. I can just imagine the crowd singing in those backing vocals and chorus. It is a simple beat, with an undeniable catchy tune. Plus any song that can weave in boujee into the lyrics deserves a medal! That song is just great! Y'all should listen to the acoustic version too!

Album artwork I disliked at first, but the more I looked at it and listened to their musical vibe it made sense. Plus looking at all their other albums this was a step up, god they were atrocious.  I appreciate the monochromatic pictures with the bright red Graffiti words. It gives me a sense of reflection on life and how through looking at photos you can remember a song that fits that situation. Music has been there through it all.

[cristinasprettylittletheories]

My Final Thoughts

I really don’t even understand the last episodes ending.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE GAME?

The 5 girls are consistently tortured in order to get a puzzle piece to make up an image of eyes in spider webs to get the image of a guy walking to the mystery location of Dunhills body in Charles fake grave…

The girls are arrested, Mary confesses and the girls are released.

AD drives happily away from Rosewood.

WHAT THE HELL DID AD ACCOMPLISH?

I’m so stressed out. I’ve poured my heart and soul into this show for years. Im so scared the finale isn’t going to be good. The plot holes are so enormous. The last 9 episodes have been terrible and 98% filler. I’m dreading the finale. Im praying to god they put it all together in a beautiful and satisfying way.

I’m sure everyone has watched the interview that Sasha and Marlene did last week. My heart kept sinking every time Marlene answered a question. She actually had to think back in order to respond. At least fake it, doesn’t she understand how die-hard the fans are? How we’ve literally poured over every single episode a million times looking for clues?

The fact that she said the NAT Club was over years ago, and most of us to this day have been theorizing that the club had a huge impact on the endgame- just goes to show that she thinks she’s already ended a ton of storylines but we feel like we still need a million answers.

And all this bullshit that AD became AD after Charlotte died is infuriating. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE A BOARD GAME WITH THE GIRLS DRESSED AS THEY WERE “That Night” IF THIS ALL DOESNT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED BACK THEN?

Idk I just have such a strong sense of dread we are going to be disappointed 😔. There have been problems with all the reveals thus far.

Mona’s reveal was so good but I hated the way the show portrayed her reasoning. She said the girls stole Hanna from her-but they only became friends again when they started getting the A messages. Mona was A because she wanted to be in control and bully her bullies. That’s it.

CeCe’s reveal was SO LAME. You built a dollhouse to torture the girls because they didn’t miss Ali when she was gone or whatever bullshit it was? Umm. I’ve read 7295927161739 million theories better then that. Plus there’s so many continuity errors and plot holes with CeCe’s story. It’s just terrible.

And then there was the infamous Sara Harvey as Black Veil reveal. I cringe just thinking about it.

Then we think we are about to meet AD- and it’s SYDNEY. 😑😑😑

I’m so terrified we are going to be let down. I’m still holding out hope that they drop an amazing bombshell on us, tying everything together since the beginning.

I want to experience the same feeling I got the moment Ezra turned around in his lair. Best BEST BESTTTT moment of the entire series. I screamed and fell off my couch.

Ezra is and always has been my top A suspect. I’m holding out hope til the very last second that he is Endgame. In my opinion it is the absolute ONLY thing that would make sense.

Ezra is A forever ❤️

[reading-through-the-night]

Tag!

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Thank you: @a-song-of-stars-and-dreams

LAST:

1. Drink: Water

2. Phone call: Momma!

3. Text message: Ben

4. Song you listen to: Brand New by Ben Rector

5. Time you cried: Reading Outlander

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: Nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yup

8. Been cheated on: Nope

9. Lost someone special: Thankfully, no

10. Been depressed: I don’t think so, not diagnosed anyways.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Oh god yes. Let’s not talk about my poor choices.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Warm, sunshine yellow

13. Lilac purple

14. Cerulean blue, specifically the Crayola crayon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes! :)

16. Fallen out of love: Not really

17. Laughed until you cried: So many times.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea, but honestly it’s human nature, I’m too boring to have really good gossip for anyone to talk about.

20. Found out who your friends are: At this point I feel like my friends have grown past the point of being ‘friends’.     

21.  Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Umm, I think all of them? At least 99% of them.

23. Do you have any pets: Golden Retriever! Sandy!

24. Do you want to change your name: Nope, nothing else would fit me.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Literally nothing, it was 2 days before exams.

26. What time do you wake up: Depends on the day, usually 7am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping yo! Grannas gotta catch her z’s!

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Finding my Rhysand.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: 3 days ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I had more self control.

31. What are you listening to right now: My fan and the street noises.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I mean, I have spoken to a person named Tom.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People who take advantage of the system.

34. Most visited website: Tumblr, AO3, Google Docs

35. Mole/s: None

36. Mark/s: I have red hair, so I have 10 zillion freckles.

37. Childhood dream: President.

38. Hair color: Red

39. Long or short hair: Longish

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not really.

41. What do you like about yourself: My intelligence and what I have accomplished so far.

42. Piercings: Just ears

43. Blood type: AB+

44. Nicknames? Sis

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: Aires

47. Pronouns: Her

48. Favorite TV Show: Friends, Outlander

50. Right or left hand: Right

51. Surgery: Never

52. Hair dyed in different color: Never

53. Sport: Swam in high school, used to play basketball, volleyball.

55. Vacation: cabin with the family!

56. Pair of trainers: in my state we call the tennis shoes, and mine are blue with pink lines!

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: cooking is hard and messy

58. Drinking: wine is da bestttt

59. I’m about to: listen to an audiobook and clean my apartment

62. Want: someone to cook dinner for me

63. Get married: would love to skip the awkward dating part and just have a loving husband.

64. Career: health care consultant, loving it.

65. Hugs or kisses: both

66. Lips or eyes: eyes,

67. Shorter or taller: Taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71. Sensitive or loud: I’m so loud

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m not really either, I boldy follow the rules?

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: Yes

75. Drank hard liquor: YUP

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: both

77. Turned someone down: Very lightly

78. Sex on the first date: Nope

79. Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so

80. Had your heart broken: Yea

81. Been arrested: Nope

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yessss

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: Honestly, yes, so much.

85. Miracles: Yes?

86. Love at first sight: My inner romantic is screaming yes, but no.

87. Santa Claus: Somewhere he is real.

88. Kiss on the first date: If it’s there, it’s there.

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Why do you only get one best friend? I don’t like ranking my inner circle.

91. Eye color: Blue some days, green others.

92. Favorite movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, always and forever. Or White Chicks.

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED: I’m tagging anyone that read Rhapsodic, because I feel like we had an explosive book club going for a second. 

[tumblunni]

Happy mother’s day to Johanna from pokemon. I mean.. happ day to ALL the game moms, but seriously wtf is it with this series and giving them absolutely zero role in everything. Johanna’s still the best we got, but I hold out hope that maybe she could be even more of a thing in a sinnoh remake! And oh man, does anyone else really miss unnamed johto mom? She had the most plot presence as a gameplay aspect yknow, even if she didnt have PLOT PRESENCE. i really really really REALLY loved sending a portion of my income to help my virtual mom, and her buying me cute dolls to decorate my virtual house with. I went APESHIT for Staidum 2′s feature to see your custom room in full 3d on the menu screens! ^_^ Plus like.. just... a bank was a REALLY necessary addition to pokemon and its been much harder to manage money in every game since GSC because WHY DID THEY REMOVE IT?? If people disliked the mom buying you gifts feature, then they shoulda just brought back mombank with gameplay balance changes or customization options or whatever, not removed it forever... But of course the most important part is that it reminded you of your virtual mom existing and let you have some cute phonecall conversations during the journey! I just really really love poke-moms. As someone who kinda Very Much Lacks a real good mom, it felt really happy to imagine i had a fictional one. Why does pokemon keep missing this great opportunity!! And its also why im kinda sad all the professors stopped being like grandpa figures and now the player is supposed to see them as attractive or whatever. Theyre like my teacher yo! Thats not gonna happen no matter how sycamore he is! Oh but its actually why i really adore kukui even though he’s the most fanservice professor design ever, they still gave him cute mentorly interactions and a dadlike personality! And he’s even canonically a dad figure to one of yor rival friend characters, even if its up to the player to decide if you wanna see him as your buddy or as your videogame crush, lol But just... MAN I really miss Johanna!! She still had a really minor role, to the point that you only know her name if you get lucky enough to face her in the randomly generated Contest finals. But THAT is why i loved her! She actually reappears later in your story and helps you out, and is implied to be having her own adventure behind the scenes instead of just sitting in that house with one line of dialogue for 90 hours of gameplay. Actually, even, I loved the easter egg that she did actually (very rarely) change dialogue when you go back to get your pokemon healed at story-important points. like when team galactic blows up the nearby lake you can go visit her to heal up after the boss fights and she’s actually like HOLY SHIT YOU NEARLY DIED IN A LAKE EXPLOSION SON/DAUGHTER! And she fusses over you but she still lets you continue journeying after this moment of hesitation, believing in you that you’re the only one who can save this world. I just fuckin love Johanna! And.. like.. she’s kinda the closest we got to my secret dream of Champion Mom Wants To Fight. it was equally surprising to see her suddenly appear as the contest champion, even if its a completely missable easter egg. It was still nice to be able to kinda battle with your parental figure in a friendly competition of love and hugs. Also it’s good fuel for a thousand headcanons of her somehow knowing wallace from rse and etc. ALL CONTEST FRIENDS KNOW EACH OTHER, YO. Pokemon contests are THE BEST, please give us more of them and continue the Actually Having A Plot As You Defeat Them thing from ORAS! Lisia was the bestttt Seriously just imagine like... Contest plot of sinnoh remakes actually revolves around giving momma johanna some more screentime and development and backstory and like... maybe even she could appear in the main plot too? Even if its just like the thing of the gym leaders being stated to be fighting the rest of team galactic offscreen so you can reach cyrus. Maybe TG attacks a contest hall or something as the final part of the contest sidequest, and you and mom have to fend them off while simultaneously doing the contest finals. ‘Hey is this part of the show?’ cliche. Kick ass in the prettiest way! It could be really cool as a unique kind of bonus contest match, like a doubles contest where you have to work with your partner to make combo moves, or like a hybrid of battling and contests where you have to maintain a certain tv ratings level during the fight. JOHANNA IS BASICALLY METTATON OKAY, THIS IS MY HEADCANONS She just... has so much personality for someone who does nothing in the whole game. Why WHY do we never get enough mom? Do they just assume everyone has a real mom... man I was really happy tho to have sun and moon address abusive parenting as a main plot and also give some more personality to the mom character even if she’s still not really a plot presence. and like everyone is a parental figure in this plot! Bunni’s fifty moms and dads and at least two grandpas! even if The One Original Mom still didnt get enough screentime im glad i could project my sadnesses onto every kahuna ever And also rescue my new best friends from Literally My Actual Mom: the Videogame Character! Lusamine fuck off, i wanna see johanna again >_>

...so yeah basically pokemon moms this game series has been a constant comfort during my childhood when i was suffering from the bad mom stuff, so im glad it continues to give me the ol good mom wish fullfillment feels even as an adult i love unnamed slightly more screentime sun and moon mom i love contest star johanna mom i love mystery bank plush toy gifting mom i love even smaller role gen 1 and 3 moms even i love slightly medium sized role but really no personality unova mom 1 and 2 i love super cool kalos mom who’s so heavily set up as being a thing and then sadly never gets to have more than the every game regulated tiny screentime allottance I love every mom dad and grandpa-y pokemon professor I love 99% of all gym leaders who need more damn screen time too i love the kahunas making up for all that gym leader neglect AND being more parental than ever before i love the goddamn villain bosses that somehow end up being Officially My New Dad every damn time i love how the only truly unforgiveable fan unfavourite villain bosses are the two child abuse bastards i love kicking their ass with catharsis power and then going back to my million virtual family members and pretending i could do this in real life and everyone knows i inexplicably love charon from gen 4 cos he’s Slightly More Grandpa Than Every Other Villain i love games about found family and stuff... i wish pokemon would realise that its one of these games, yknow? sun and moon seemed a lot like a good step in that direction. i think if was able to play that game as a kid i would have been able to realise i was being abused. its really important to address these subjects in children’s media, yknow? and just GOD it sucks that the only way i dont get sad on mother’s day is wasting hours thinking about fictional 2 lines of dialogue moms from a dumb monster catching game aaaaaaaaa johanna why u no be real