#GOD DAMN THEY"RE HOT

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【 @gildedruins ➵ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇᴅ, sᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 】

▌│█║▌║▌║  ➽   ❝ I’m not saying you’re hot, you don’t need the compliment, but damn. What the hell does being a god mean? Instant biceps? I work out everytime I pull that bowstring back but I don’t think If I worked out every hour of my life I’d get arms like that. Totally unfair, dude. ❞

[countryshitposts]

countries saying my favorite overly sarcastic productions quotes (part 1)

America: You're not my real dad!

Britain: I'm everyone's real dad!

Mexico: Blood sacrifices keep the planet from eating your feet!

Japan, holding out an Amaterasu x Uzume poster: Read into it as much, or as little, as you want to

Ireland: Hello Cu Culainn. It is I, your fairy dad mother.

Britain: MYSTERIOUS COLORS, UNLIKE ANY OTHER SEEN ON EARTH.

Greece, summarizing Eros and Psyche: The lamp oil also thinks Eros is cute and a little bit tries to get closer to him and ends up splashing on him.

Israel: If you're nonbinary, you're magic, Ishtar loves you, and the Queen of the Underworld thinks you're hot.

Roman Empire: Alexander the- ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!

Philippines, after reading Frankenstein,: So, moral of the story is, don't be an asshole. Or if you gotta be an asshole, don't play god and create more assholes.

China: I'm the father of lies, he's not even wearing pants.

Taiwan: AHHHH I'M NOT EVEN WEARING PANTS-

China, about America, Japan, and Philippines: If America, Japan, and Philippines had been honest about their feelings, they would've entered a supportive relationship. Poly-armory! Thank you and goodnight!

Germany: You are pure evil!

Past Germany: I am necessary evil!

The Allies after WWII: TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE

America: MISCHIEF TIME

India: You're spoiling him.

China, giving Japan his alphabet: I AM NOT!

Japan: Yes he is

Sweden, looking at Aaland suspiciously: Why do you smell like beef

Indonesia: I don't think we appreciate the sun enough, and I say this as someone who gets a sunburn from looking at Hubble pics and people with shiny teeth.

Peru: I'm picturing Jacob's ladder... made of nightmares

Wales: Oh? You saw Mothman out back of a 7-11 and he ate your favorite socks?

Scotland: Bonnie Janet saw the queen of the fairies out in the Carterhaugh Forest, and she stole her second favorite boyfriend.

Greece, talking to himself: This is not expected from a divine representation of something both fickle and potentially amazing as love, but a lot of 4th and 5th philosophers weren't content with Aphrodite being a sort of nebulous, inconsistent deity. They wanted something concrete-

Italy: -SO THEY SPLIT HER IN HALF-

Russia, talking about the possibilities of his birth: The bathbomb ballsack is the least disturbing version

Australia: Seriously, were classic painters allergic to putting women in clothes?

Holy Roman Empire, looking at a nude mural in Pompeii: DAMN IT POMPEI JUNK LIKE THIS IS WHY YOU GOT SET ON FIRE

[i-love-rakan]

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// Text got screwed up but still serves its purpose plus I'm too lazy to fix it. You know me bby! 

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || Â egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexibleÂ

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them  

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[boomboombitches-blog1]

i have never been more GODDAMN FURIOUS in my entire fucking life how goddamn cute do you have to think you are to ask a girl who TOLD you she had a boyfriend out OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT WANT YOUR STUPID FUCKINGWIMP ASS do you THINK shes EASY? Its fucking CLEAR she DOESNT WNT YOU WHEN SHE TURNS DOWN YOUR FIRST GOD DAMN DATE OFFER SHE HAS A BOUFRIEND???? do you think you’re fucking harry styles ?? are you tom cruise? are you ted bundy, apparently, ? NO youre fucking NOT and she probably wouldnt cheat on her man if you WERE because she’s not that kind of fucking person but you assume just because YOU think you;re hot that she does too NO she fucking doesnt so man the FUCK up and back tghe FUCK off before her best friend and boyfriend respectively god damn TEAR YOU APART I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS IS TO EVERYONE WHO ACTS LIKE THIS BUT TO THE FUCKIGN 17 YEAR OLD WIMP ASS KID TREATING MY BEST FRIEND LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THIS BY ANY CHANCE YOU BETTER TAKE IT AS AFUCKING SIGN BECAUSE AS SOON AS I CAN GET YOUR FUCKING NAME OUT OF HER YOU’RE IN FOR A GOD DAMN LESSON