#GIVE HIM TO MEEE 👹

[sanjiscurlybrows]

GUMSHOE IS MY FAVOURITE DETECTIVE

[spicy30]

Hellooo! 👋

I’m shy about sending an ask for the first time and I hope this isn’t too long but I just wanted to say that I’ve had a lot of fun binging your Modernness of the 1400s series. The meme compilations between chapters are great too lmao.

I hate modern aus but goddamnit I froth at the mouth for a modern person being dumped into Westeros. I think it makes me appreciate our world more, actually. Makes me think about all the things I take for granted and would miss! I’ve read a lot of stories with this premise before but you’ve given it an interesting new spin with the MC being this ambitious and trying so hard to advance society and make something of herself. She’s braver than me, I’d just spend all my time screaming, crying, throwing up in a field somewhere 🥲

Aegon singing California Love actually made me laugh out loud and I can’t get the image out of my head of Aemond trying on shades and being genuinely unsettled by them. I hope MC gets more Helaena time in the future. MC being confused and a bit scared off by Helaena’s ominous mumbling was a realistic reaction though. But being from the modern era, I think MC has the potential to be more understanding than most of the people around Helaena about things like touch aversion or sensory overload, even if she doesn’t fully understand the dreamer stuff.

Also very, very, very excited to see what you do with Winterfell, the North and Cregan Stark. Bring him to meee 👹 Aemond better watch himself - and his hands! The irony of him getting pissed at Aegon over the wife beater thing and then grabbing MC like that 😒

Oh yeah, I also love how you’ve been writing Criston. I know a lot of people hate Ser Criston so this might be a hot take but I think he’s a really interesting character and I always appreciate when writers actually give him the time of day. I’m enjoying Criston’s little POVs. His mistrust and jealousy of MC makes sense and is totally in character, his devotion to Alicent is there, and you just seem to have a deeper understanding of Criston’s perspective and character than most people are willing to give him. It’s a nice change from the straight up cartoonishly evil way he gets written sometimes (no hate to those writers, everyone’s got different takes). I could go on about Criston Cole forever so I’m going to move on —

Since the MC is going to Oldtown soon, I’ve gotta be impatient and ask, is Gwayne going to be in this story? Because he’s kind of a bitch and I love that about him. For some reason I feel like he’d just vibe with the MC in a “frenemies who flirt through insults but it’s not that serious” kind of way. Everyone else would hate that, it’d be hilarious

I’m just spitballing because I’m interested to see what’s next, but happy writing and thank you for sharing your story!

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Hi! OMG THIS IS SO SWEET! THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE LONG MESSAGES!

I'm so glad you are able to enjoy these chapters I've had a lot of writing them. AND I'm glad you like the memes. I usually only make them to get myself out of a writing block.

and about the modern AUs, ME TOO. It's just not my cup of tea. But I love, love, love crossovers. Be it from another show or our modern world. I LOVE IT. I love seeing interactions and inner thoughts. HEAVY on the 'makes me appreciate our world more.' Every time I think about being in old times, I just can't do it. I'm a germaphobe and I HATE being dirty. So being in old times where filth was rampant. NO THANK YOU! I read a lot of Modern!reader trying to get back home, but like if it were me? How would I do that? Like ending myself? I don't have the balls for that, so it's making the best outta nothing. But like making a whole water system is actually crazy. I wouldn't go as far as doing that, but like I wanted to write someone who is in it for glory and so they don't die or they continue to live a 'good' life (Or as good as life gets in the time period, which the life of the royals.)

As for Aegon singing, I was high while writing that and I was on the floor just thinking about it, then decided to add it in. It's just something I've been wanting to do for a while. (Mans would thrive in slutty cities.) Aemond putting on shade was so funny to me, because I was acting it out (I swear acting it out just allows you to writing it out better) and him being just so stoic with rectangular green sunglasses, again it was just so funny to me, so I added it in. If I'm gonna be honest, the only reason why reader isn't with Helaena as much, is one, yes she does creep out reader, but for the life of me, I cannot figure out how to write Helaena. (They don't give her enough screen time for me to break her down enough to give her a POV) I can definitely see reader understanding that shes on the spectrum, and I can also see her kinda be like 'Oh dear...shes schizophrenic.' and then be like floored later on in chapters when her prophecies come true then be like 'oh...she wasn't schizophrenic.' (While reader understands the concept that there are dragons, I don't think she really understands that there is like real magic, simply bc she hasn't seen it at all. In her mind, dragons are a twist of evolution. Very logical stance instead of like 'omg magic and witches and gods are real and can actively make their presence known.) When Viserys and Aemond mentioned dreamers, readers kinda like "yeah okay, so they lived on a volcano, not that hard to predict." She is unaware of the terrors Old Valyria holds.

YES, I AM VERY EXCITED TO WRITE FOR CREGAN (Even if I do struggle with it sometimes.) Winterfell will be a fun arc, a kind of either breaking point or something else, but a very important arc. As for the whole Aemond situation, it was only a matter of time. Def does not take kindly to be the last to know things about someone he's sleeping with, and with his ego, yeah. Also in my mind and from what I've seen, Aemond doesn't have any regard for human life, not after he crossed the line with Luke. But I feel like Aemond only rlly recognizes ppl that are in his standing, anyone else is like below him, and reader even so bc shes not even from Westeros. To him, I think he sees her like an exotic pet. Something that belongs to him bc he claimed it first (Though it was shattered when he saw the pictures of reader with a boyfriend and the "intimate" letters with Jace) so it led to him not knowing how to respond but with violence bc its all he knows. (Most likely an effect from Alicent's abusive tendencies to her own children) But with Helaena it's different bc one, its his sister, secondly, she is a Targ and has a higher position than him, so to see Aegon even entertain that idea is absurd to him. (everyone in team green is a hypocrite)

I LOVED writing that POV. I'm very happy with it and tbh I love MCrispin. He just can't over one heartbreak (Like middle school boys who get 'played' and can't get over it) but honestly, I'm in love with him. (I CAN CHANGE HIM, I WILL GO SELL ORANGES WITH HIM) But I don't think he ever loved Nrya. It's more so he's heartbroken bc he can't live an honest life bc he doesn't have the willpower to repent and there haven't been any real consequences. So in turn he became someone who fits the role his life has forced him to be a hypocrite. So seeing someone living in their truth so openly when he wasn't allowed to, it does drive the sense of jealousy and loathing which is just a projection of self-loathing. I don't vibe with the idea of just straight-up evil (Bc I can't understand it, and if I can't understand it, I can't write it well.) Also, there is ALWAYS more, whether it be a 'justified' reason or not, I crave a deeper understanding of characters. (Pls keep going, I love that man and I love writing for him)

If I'm gonna be honest, Gwayne has never graced my screen. (I haven't watched season two only clips to try and break down characters. (Rhaenys is still very much alive to me.) I've only seen the first two episodes) and I forgot about him 💀. Now that you mention it, he most likely will. But with his devotion to his sister, I doubt he'll get along well with her. (But who knows) I don't think reader's personality will shine through as much (Being playful and carefree) simply bc Aemond's actions have kinda like muted her in a way. (Domestic abuse and blackmail tends to have that effect on ppl.)

In any case, thank you for your ask! It was very sweet!

[hugemilkshake]

Give me more.. NORE STRING GUMMY COOKIE GLUGFY SHOTS GIVEE MEEE MORRRRREEEE 👹👹👹👹

Enjoy the milkshake! I have a theory that I will accept as cannon and that is all the cr games are just separate timelines, which explains gingerbrave existence in all of them and the similarities yet major differences in them

Burnt pancakes

-Romantic or platonic-

Your blissful rest was disrupted. Not by a nightmare but by a burning smell… there was not any smoke from the hallway so your home was not on fire yet…

You got up and stretched, as you were, you heard grumbling and the sizzling of a pan. It peaked your curiosity. Who was in your kitchen? The only cookie who comes around is String Gummy and he NEVER is here in the mornings.

But low and behold, there he was, cooking something that, not even you could describe. It looked SEVERELY burnt. But from context clues, you could tell that it might be pancakes.

“Uh whatcha cooking bud?” You said, keeping a reasonably fair distance from the burnt and butchered pancake pan.

String Gummy turned to you, looking stoic as ever. “I know you have work, I do too and if gets tiring. I wanted to make sure you had energy to do your job today.” He said with a straight face.

It was a sweet gesture but this man cannot cook. You ended up telling him that what he had was burnt and showed him how to properly make a pancake.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

re: your thoughts about konig being a colonel : I hope you continue writing that new fic bc that sounds perfect and hot af 👀👀👀👀 and idk when I heard the news I instantly thought “huh, so he is like a micromanager then” I have zero idea about how it works in the military but if I had to compare it to a corporate work environment where I work, konig seems to me like a manager who can’t seem to stop crossing boundaries and keeps falling back into his old position despite being an executive director/manager now. He climbed the corporate ladder so he knows what the ppl he is supposed to manage need/want and what they go through on the daily bc that was his experience before getting promoted. It usually happens when these ppl think “might as well do it myself since I know it will be done the right way then” (micro managing again plus it’s usually perfectionism too, it also suits some of his lines in the game—-> hands off, it’s mine 😂) or sometimes they feel inadequate in their new roles as top executives/managers so they fall back to their old trusted ways. Idk! Rambling in your inbox I’m sorry but I think it’s just funny that this DIY king who gives off 27/28 yo energy max, is a colonel??? Of all things??? Or idk maybe he was pulling an undercover boss on everyone all along 😭😭😭

Yes yes a micromanager exactly!! I can imagine him annoying the shit out of everyone.

And it's not that I object to these news, it's just that I can't get my head around this.

You mentioned the voicelines and all I can think about is that crazy goofy voice declaring "You celebrated too soon! Revenge is mine... 👹". Like... imagine being under this giant gremlin's command? Imagine the facepalming, the eye rolling? Screeching "Leave the warfare to meee!!! 😈😈😈" while foaming at the mouth is just not.......plausible behavior for a colonel? Or anyone over I dunno, 18. Lol.

But I will write the rest of that fic and it's going to be unhinged af and I will regret nothing.

Thanks for the message, this is a serious matter and we all need to have an emergency meeting and share thoughts and get to the bottom of this! 🧐😅

[tonberry-yoda]

HALLOOO AGAIN ITSA MEEE

ᵀʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦᵈᵗ ʸᵘ ᵏⁿᵒ ʷʰᵒ ᵐᵉᵉ ᶦˢ-

to say you is speed is an understatement- i too, get excited when i see you posting croc man content- your writing is just muah 💪💪💪💪

Also- yes i would like a nickname :D, dats hec COOL-

Behold,

✨Helicopter anon✨

Bc ykno- it goes brrrr and brrr is good for health 😌

ANYWAY- HERES ANOTHERRRR

I hope im not spamming requests- you can take your time of course 😤

These are just ideas for you :)

Ok business time 👹

👏Crocman dad👏trying👏to👏protect👏his👏child's👏innocence 👏

Like crocodile has bad habits right-: smoking (a l o t o f s m o k i n g), mafia business, cussing, angery and stuff like that.

To start- He wont smoke around his child, if his child appears out of nowhere he would most prob like yeet his cigar somewhere HAHAHAHAH

Doesnt talk about his underworld business when his child is present, imagine his agents or his clients coming in straight up with details of his work like "sir i got rid of tha-" *croc staring daggers at dem with his kid playing in his office*

Also, since he spends alot of time with his wife and child, when there is a needed time to k e e l somebody he just hands his child that he's holding, to his wife c a l m l y and the wife who knows whats abouta go down and just goes "whoops lets go buy ice cream shall we" *walks away* bc queen knows 😌

He just avoids everything possibly bad

I hope this gave you some ideas-

Again, you can take 1% of these or add and its still foine

Thank youuuu

HAVE A GDAY GDAYYYYY✨😤

OH MY GOODNESS, i was waiting for you to put in another request lol. i love your requests so much they give me so much writing inspiration! seriously though, your requests are amazing. And helicopter anon is literally perfect, when i tell you me and my sister were cracking up when you chose that name. I love it. and i love these croc as a father writings, they are so good! now onward! i did what i could, so please enjoy and have a great day helicopter anon!! <333

Croc as a father part 4!

Warnings - none!

Word Count - 550

Notes - again, thank you for the request helicopter anon! i love these and now my requests are finally open so you can request another if you're down!! have a great day and i really hope you enjoy!!! stay hydrated!!! <33333 (image not mine)

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“Dear,” you played with the collar of Crocodile’s button up trying to ignore the cigar smoke flying around your face. “I've been meaning to talk to you about…” you flicked his cigar and he giggled, kissing your neck. “This.”

“Huh?” Crocodile moved from his neck looking down at his cigar. “This? What about this?”

“Uhm… It's just… our son. I don't want-”

“Oh, I haven't been doing it around him.”

You tilted your head, trying to think back to the times of all of you hanging out together. “You haven't?”

“Nope. You think I want my six year old to know what I do for a living?”

You giggled and played with the bottom of Croc’s hair. “I don't know why I ever doubted you.”

If Crocodile was being fully honest with you though, it was the most impossible thing he had to do. Hiding your mafia identity from a sporadic child was hands down the hardest thing in the world.

For example, one time, he was just in his office working when his six year old burst in the room making airplane noises as he ran back and forth with a toy plane. Crocodile has never thrown something so long and far, but his cigar ended up on the other side of the room while his child turned to him with a goofy smile asking what that was.

Or when Crocodile was teaching his son how to use a map and one of his employees walked in.

“Sir, we took care of the body you wanted us to hi-”

Crocodile had never stared at someone with such force. He pointed to his child who was coloring the map with sharks and fish and pointed to the door, forcing his employee out.

All Crocodile’s son knew Crocodile to be a big teddy bear. Someone who would help him whenever he had a nightmare. Someone who loved his momma with all of his heart and soul. Someone he looked up to.

Crocodile knew that eventually he would have to tell his son about his business, hopefully have him take it over when the time came. But for now he was learning. Trying to figure out the world. The last thing he needed to know was Crocodile’s grudge against Monkey D. Luffy and the fact that he had been to jail and that he had committed multiple crimes. That was for another day.

Whenever he was curious though, it was always your job to step up.

“Honey,” Crocodile handed you your son, his employees standing behind him. “I have to go take care of something. Take him out to go get some frozen yogurt and get yourself something nice, love.”

He placed a kiss on your head and your sons, walking out of the room with that evil, but sexy look on his face that made you swoon.

“Momma?” You set your son down and grabbed his hand. “Where’s daddy going?”

You just smiled and rubbed the top of his jet black hair. “He's going to work dear.”

“What does daddy do for work?”

You grabbed the keys off of the wall and smirked. “Daddy takes care of business, buddy.”

You kissed him on the forehead and took him out for frozen yogurt while Crocodile did just that.

Take care of business.