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chameleon-on-lsd · 3 months

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Tatort Saarbrücken (Der Fluch des Geldes) liveblogging

oh we're straight back into it? and back to the Angelplatz the soul-crushing devotion is deep in the soul-crushing stage, huh leo baby god adam your ass is so flat "okay. gib's mir" [the money. but also. you] okay for once adam at least seems devasted at losing leo. that guy looks like a balding pete davidson lmao german casino heist group?? quick coke break xD NO DO NOT HIT LEO WITH A CAR OR AN OLD LADY WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 'vier insassen, einer fett' lmao wow. pia is now at the football match too huh. 'ich bin ein kollege' that just sounds so stupid to me nooooooo old lady :'( god leo, you look so pathetic NO NOT THE OLD MAN. I cannot think about it too much fukcing kill me god, someone give leo a hug adam. hug him please the passive aggression of not pouring adam coffee and he looks so fucking good in dark green he looks good in any colour really he's just so fucking hot jesus why is the medical examiner cutting a carrot? NOOOOOO WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE THE OLD MAN THEY JUST KEEP FUCKING TWISTING THE KNIFE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT. (also leo just standing there like the little man emoji lmao) ;-; 'ich ruf hölzerchen an' someone give leo a hug!!! lmao him being suprised at winning a bet. AND THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OF HIS LUCK TURNING AND THEN SEEING THE GROUP!!!!!!!!!! lmao getting drinks for them come one, grab the gum for dna aww, throwing up like a good Hauptkommissonar at work wILJIOjiokjajkhdsjkakfhj AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING SCENE WITH HIS MIRROR IMAGE BEING ADAM (IN A NICE FUCKING OUTFIT WITH CAP) and admonishing him for his tactics and giving tips lmao just shoving his chips into his pockets things that shouldn't be hot. blonde putting a poker chip up to boss' lips and him biting into it. oh. oh no. leo. don't make bad decisions BIGGER OH NO. will she follow him to adam? got the boss is kinda hot lmao fuck. leo. don't get your boy killed lmaaaoo the backwards cap look. adam why please at least just break into his car. and leave adam alone leo. what the fuck have you gotten yourself into also adam just stalking them what the fuck that was. stressful lmao leo. i'm fast as fuck boiiii but also honestly, what is the fucking point of all this? adam ily. only taking photos when leo is not visible <3 what the fuck is going on in this gang god adam you and your jaw leo slowly collecting names was ne abgesiffte fucking wohnung ne did you just test heroin? sir the fact that leo didn't question that he's downstairs. and the agreed signal "ich kann bei jedem den puls über 100 bringen, nur mit worten" what the fuck will follow. wowwwww. coke head is one hell of a bitch aw. she's at least actually pregnant also. like. is sowing discord in your group the best idea? just for money? (also I fucking hate that she looks like geoff ramsay's daugher. it's so fucking weird) text adam pls. a call is even better, thank you and his whispered 'leo' 'präsidium, nachschicht' 'yes, sir' oH you don't say, adam why is there fucking lawn sprinklers on everywhere?? sorry but I love adam putting on deoderant at his desk. idk why also like the whole fucking fact that leo just went undercover without anyone knowing?? lmao, they fucked once and she got pregnant. that does hurt a man's masculinity

GOD. leo’s fucking raspy voice in this scene kills me holy fuck the fukcing wardrobe deparment is so galaxy brained. the blue jean jacket and the green shirt work SO fucckign well with their respective eye colours. lmao, der krimidatenbank auszug sieht so scheisse aus leo getting chastised by esther and adam just smirking. come on guys, make up (and out) adam being protective ;-; adam keep your fucking head and cap down oh lord is that a good idea to follow them SOME.ONE.GIVE.LEO.A.HUG!!!! oh no. adam is going to the safe. where betty is. who knows who adam is. frick lmao the boss is hot adam going to his knees and grabbing leo’s face. normal things it’s not the hug leo needed but at least it was encouragement LMAO pia eating in the interogation with fatty xDD aw the guys sharing nuts while listening to a murder yeeeep and there we go, fatty will steal the money from adam’s trunk god his eyes are SO green and the shirt is helping SO much gorgeous fucking man adam, say something please (about the money missing) wow. she is also a coldass bitch “ich wette dass ihr mich ein letztes mal unterschätzt” lmao leo just standing there, ready so adam can grab the handcuffs from his butt pocket ADAM IS FREEEEEE. YOU HELPED HIM aaaaaaaah LEO YOU FUCKING NERD, BETTING ON A PIGEON AGAIN

I also have some further thoughts about the show:

The fact that they fucking kissed in an outtake of the hospital scene??? Wild

Caro is Leo‘s sister and not gf oops, but also, who holds their brother‘s hand like that?!

Something about leo seeing how adam fits in again while no one seems to like leo and how that goes back to their childhood when (presumably) leo wanted to fit and adam didn‘t give a shit because when your dad fucks you up like that, what can a kid your age do? So leo internalizes that and it ends with him acting like adam in e5.

Related: adam almost flirting at the party and his talk with alina while leo fails at first to get an in with the casino crew and they leave because they don’t wanna play with him

It was really nice to see them laugh at the end of e5 even if it was super manic for adam (but the money went to a mom fleeing her abuser! Suck on that König)

We better get a resolution if Pia taking pills and basically living at the office. What’s up girlie

The fact that kid!leo was wearing double denim??Kills me

Other fun german I didn‘t note before: pisshaargenau

#I watch shows

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lonestarbabe · 3 years

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the arson episode was the first time the whole Owen Strand Show shtick made me really uncomfortable, cuz it just, didn't make sense lmaaaoo. like, the arsonist crawling all the way up owen's ass??? why???? also, owen being told that he would get something he loves being taken from him and immediately thinking of the firehouse instead of like. his son's house. is just Funny to me.

For all its faults, the characterization of Owen is actually so accurate. Like Owen existed and was a dumb ass and the arsonist was like “yeah I really want to destroy you because you are an obnoxious SOB” and Owen chronically cares more about the firehouse than TK! Like, he is upset based on paternal obligation when his son is threatened (he claims to care and I think he really does??? but where is the evidence??) but mess with the firehouse and you’ll see Owen move so damn fast. But yeah Owen Strand in season 2 is the character I love to hate!

#asks #911 lone star #season 2 talk #owen strand (derogatory)#I have too much fun insulting Owen to stop #I am sorry

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chromsai · 6 years

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lmaaaoo oh are the chess pieces fighting now? idk, i thought vr had forgotten about them (as i had too) since it’s not very unlike yoshita to just forget random shit he introduced in earlier episodes/chapters, never mention it again, and then just shoehorn them back in randomly when it seems convient. people always fall for that shit too and have the audacity to call it “foreshadowing”. like... there’s a differnce between legitimate foreshadowing and being so lazy you forget some of your own characters and leave them for later.

synchro arc was 200% more plot than anything i’ve seen in vr so far. the people who thought literally any of synchro arc was filler are just idiots, big offense. like i was super disappointed that the dub skipped airing it in the US because literally so much character development, foreshadowing and set up happened in that arc. it’s like if you watched duelist kingdom, skipped battle city (and the rest of the show, actually), and went straight for the final arc like what the fuck actually happened in between holy shit why do some of these characters care so much what the fuck is going on you can’t just do that. or like... like the people who played only kh1 & kh2 (or none) and went straight to kh3 like you don’t get to complain that the story is “bs” if you skipped a huge, important chunk of it. if you do, guess what? your complaints aren’t valid~

anyways sorry i went on a rant......... yeah tbh.... look from what i’ve seen so far, vr has loads of padding; like sure you can call all of whatever’s happening in between yusucku duels “plot” by the stretchiest stretch of the word, but in the end you know what’s gonna happen? yusucku’s gonna be the last one left standing, facing up against the final boss, and his generic protag powers are gonna save his ass from getting beat into oblivion by the overpowered antag who’s just in it either for “ultimate power” or cuz “humans suck” (or both). everything else are just the insignificant details in between.

i’m one for the journey, not the destination, but this is one journey i’ve seen a handful of times already and there have been no real improvements to the road there, just a new coat of paint... and tbh... by now, the road has some wear and tear on it and in desperate need of reparations and innovation.

#anon #ask #reply #sai sighs @ vr #and #arc damnit

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neopuff · 8 years

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riverdale ep 1-3

these twins always make me >___>

oh yeah i knew jason was gonna die

this is very artsy

i thought he was murdered

tragedy

oh......a mom for veronica

what is a...chocolate shoppe? and why? does it sell? burgers?

is veronica the new kid

OH KEVIN

the gay kid gweiopubgoewgnew

the acting in this is terrible

the archie actor is clearly not a real ginger so i approve of this casting lmao

“to pass time i started composing poems in my head” shut up archie

archie: says anything betty: amazing!

lmao

betty: ive been thinking about us- archie: is that a hot bitch i see

“we do, both of us, together”

omg

GNOIWPEGWE BETTY’S FACE IS KILLING ME

awkward

oh....archies dad

thats not archies dad

archies dad got that fat gut

“im a sophomore’ BITCH NO UR NOT

SHES GOTTA BE LIKE 25 LMAAAOO whaaatt

im still dying theyre supposed to be 15 gwenpiubgewo;gwe

“gay, thank god, lets be best friends” im gonna piss and die

wow

love these pussycats

“ive had every flavor of boy except orange” its better that

waywiongubwepogn;wegew

ARCHIE AND GRUNDY IM DYING!!!!

IM GONNA FUCKINGGG DIIEEEE

GRUNDYINOGEW;EWL

im pissing im

DYING

shes the music teacher

why wouldnt they just make up a new teacherniogwepng;ew WHY IS SHE MS GRUNDY!!!

archies dad/veronicas mom have a....history

“chose the rich kid”

wow

so many divorced parents

outdoor cafeteria

when will i see a high school that has one of these forreal

i assume its a west coast or south us thing

kevin: refers to cheryl as a widow me: i called the JOKES

“is cheerleading still a thing?” “is being the gay best friend still a thing”

the dialogue in this show is terrible its so funny

im glad betty/ronnie is a good ship

grundy is all turned on by archies music

this is so gross and im DYING

“i dont think thats a good idea” cuz u fucked a 15 year old bitch

theyre not talking about the fucking

did cheryl murder her brother

why doesnt just one of them say it and not mention the other

bitch ur the only one who’d get in trouble ur an ADULT

that was so lackluster

wow

GNIWEUPGEW;OGWE

CHERYL’S FACEGNIEW;GEW

like yeah....not the kind of heat i meant :\

im glad cheryls the villain i always hated her

wow

veronica: i know who u are [has known her for 2 minutes]

this dialogue is so unnatural and bad its cracking me tf up

get WRECKED cheryl

veronica: betty and i come as a matching set

i bet u do

time for football

“what you got something better to do” dont be rude

awww

“why did you defend me” just accept the kindness u fool

man

i like mr lodge

this is very awkward

was polly a character in the comics i dont remember her

WOW

“both of us” gewinouogbewgew

im DYING

in the headspace

“archiekins” gweinouobgweo;ngew

wow

“cheryl blossoms cheerleading squad.......”

bettys mom is so annoying

she sounds familiar

mr lodge just sent a lotta money their way

why did the coach call his dad

he said hed give him a day

impatient ass

archies dad is just like :\

these actors dont look related at all

which is funny to me

oh good its the pill in ibiza song

omg

i love that veronica is the speech giver in this show

moose/kevin gwiuebogiwgew

where is REGGIE

my SON

wow

openly talking about the illegal secrets at a big party

i just realized reggie is the asian guy

i didnt hear his name and couldnt figure out who tf that was gweopiubgwe;ngwe

im a fool

whered ronnie go

dancing with the gay guy, god

“i have this fantasy of us as a power couple” who asks someone out like that

STOP STARING AT GRUNDY

this is super awkward

cheryl is gonna murder...everyone

they could just

chill

“cheryl blossom truly is...the antichrist” just all her a bitch like a normal person

“we’re not just friends we’re best friends” shut up archie

wOW

hes NEVER FELT for betty

if these two make out i s2g

once they kiss cheryls gonna open the door

foolish children

ronnie dont DO IT

foolish

sighs

boring

what how tf would she know they made out

did they not come out at exactly 7 minutes

ok but wheres betty

oh hey jughead

i like jugheads not-crown

now shes goin straight for love

“of course i love you” hes being so...obtuse

annoying

ok now its about not being good enough

sure

did they find jayjay

and look at that

he got shot in the head

probably by his sister

its obvious cheryl did it

im sure theyll switch it up like somehow it was secretly jughead

but it was cheryl

ok ep 2

fgewgw

why were they even fuckin at 6 am

cant believe they made moose gay

i forgot his gf’s name in the comicsniguwebgew

god

the actor that played jason was so uggo

GEWNIOG;EW SHARING A SHAKE WITH HIS TWIN SISTER!!!

maybe someone shot him for being so openly incestuous with his creepy sister

i know its like plagueing archie now but i feel like this should help him

“are you up?” “no” “youre killing your mother”

he went to grundys house

weird

and hes shirtless

“you could be expelled” “we could go to jail” NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM!!!

pedophilia is not a two way street

bettys mom is...the worst

betty plz dont talk to your bitch mother about your life

i love archies eyebrows

i hope this is the end of archie/betty forever

wow

“sardonic humor”

bye jughead

is kevin not out to his dad

“the yellows for friendship” sure

veronica is so aggressively into this friendship

YAYYY

the otp stays together

wow

betty u are a fool

that is your future WIFE

hi mr weatherbee

cheryl is wearing a spider pin gewoinubgewlngkew

CHERYL

archie and mr weatherbee just gonna

make eyes

jughead: archie you KILLED him

fewijohuog

HE THINKS ARCHIE DID IT

no jughead i was just fucking the hot prof

jughead: ew

fewiougobewgno;ewlgew

kevin moose is your new bf

“fate throws us together” ok

wow

why is he rejecting moose

because hes in the closet???

hes clearly trying to come out cmon

everyones terrified of cheryl now so thats good

bettys mom

“i ship it” why

“moose has an official girlfriend...mitch” i feel like i heard this line wrong

oh, betty

dont cry sweetums

“im supposed to say yes” THE DIALOGUE

ronnie is trying so hard with these dramatic white ppl

really

they couldnt even keep weatherbee fat

is this channel afraid of fat ppl

wow

does this bitch just sit in her empty ass music room all day

is she not really even a teacher

DONT TALK ABOUT FEELINGS

YALL ARE GROSS!!!!

disgusting

bitch get a dog and leave teenagers alone

WOW

WOW LMAAAAOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAA

JUGHEAD: WHAT!! GROSS!!! WTF!!!

this is not high school cheerleading

one of the girls here actually looks like a high schooler

cheryl just called herself exoticgewiongewiogew; CUZ YOURE A GINGER? BITCH

i die

betty why

wOW

betty dont do this

cheryls a crazy ho

i know theyll make up by the end of the ep but still

“like we were meant to be best friends” gweniguebwg

2nd grade tutor

gewinogubwegw

“oh, little archie-” little archiewgn;klew I DIE

references are what i live for

i cant believe betty let cheryl into her house

wheres her mom to scream and chase her out

welp

there goes that

betty dont let her into ur HOME

whats betty doing

“BEFORE I KILL YOU” BETTY

terrible thing to say

are they not friends because archie stood him up

cougarngiewgew

SHES A PEDOPHILE

awkward

i guess bettys mom coulda killed jason

“sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend” actually, always, not sometimes

oh reggies finally doin something

gonna keep up the reggie/jughead rivalry

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

“you wanna d the right thing” the way archie said that made it sound like he wants to fuck her and she doesnt want to

but whatever

so does jughead and bettys friendship not exist in this universe

nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions

wow

this dialogue is still awful its so funny

i hope it never improves purely for my amusement

out door pep rally...

[dances]

fewiulgbew

AHH HONEY HONEY

YOU ARE MY

CAAAANDY GIIIIIIRL

good shit

cheryls having a Time

god the kid that plays jason is so uggo

bye cheryl

finally getting a genuine emotional response from her

were they gonna fake his death for attention but then he was actually dead

yayyy

make up

veronica is over here like “betty and i were destined to be friends” and betty is like “im sure we wont know each other in a week”

aww archie and jughead back 2gedda

does jughead know betty or not

wheres the jughead/betty brotp of my past

veronica and jughead: interact me: yes...

im glad that, unlike in the comics, archie is not dating both girls at once and then also every other girl he meets

where ya goin weatherbee

wha

A CHALKBOARD LOL

i doubt a school like this would have a chalkboard instead of a smartboard

did she do it

gasp

im sticking with my fake death for the attention theory

OK LAST EP

im enjoying this show

but i dont think i could take multiple Dramatic Teen Shows

how could cheryl be wearing that skirt in public school

“the plan was bananas”

jason just wanted.....to leave

thats fine

who got shot

gwneio;glkwe

in my neighborhood it wouldve just been the hunters

is archie gonna have a shiner for the rest of the show

is betty not poor as shit in this universe?

i shouldve guessed from her moms outfits

“a lois lane type like you” nice and ronnie can be clark kent

omg leave grundy alone so she can die in hell

wha

why didnt you just say that you were alone

dog

a date....

hes hot

good call, ronnie

CHUCK CLAYTON

“hes kind of a player” dont be racist, betty

he is hot as hell tho

awww “juggie”

finally jughead and betty are 2gedda

jughead you need shit for your college applications

oh right, dilton

what

“im not ten years old” but you are 15 which is not very different

so if chuck is in the show is nancy gonna be around too

ronnie/chuck is a good ship

“to OUR relationship” shut the fuck you youre a pedophile

wow

the sticky maple....

wow

chuck was cute

ronnie is gonna tear him apart

man

why does chuck have to be a dick!!! chuck was always a nice guy

fewionpgnew

betty: [COVERS FACE]

destroy him

PUNCH HIM

why is chuck a villain im bothered but also hes the worst destroy him

this terrible au version of chuck is terrible

“nothing is off the table...except for my body” weiugblewnkg

i love the pussycats

is this every other girl chuck did this to

its ethel

hi cheryl

go away

lmao

whose this kid

wow

ok jughead

dont steal his ice cream

dilton shot a gun gwoinegbpweo;nglwe

survivalist?!?! DILTON

IM DYING

HES A TECHNOLOGY OBSESSED NERD

why do the pussycats roll their eyes at josie

“a bnd with b&v”

did they find...ze book

so the football players dont even fuck the girls its just about getting a date and a selfie???

cheryl, doubting her brother

what

just take the book

why not...just take the book

powerful

bettys rly lucky her mom isnt violent

(for now)

she looks super awkward in that

omg

the sound of bettys lil demons in her head

“and a hot tub....”

this is such an awkward conversation

just imagining this with real 15 year olds is ridiculous

oh hey ronnie

chuck youre so fucking stupid

shes wearing a swimsuit and heels this is CLEARLY A TRAP

GWENOIGO;NEW

BETTY

black is not a good hair color

ronnie: im so turned on

GEWNIOG;EWG

SLAP!!!!

i just realized why archies dad is so familiar

he was on generator rex AND clone high

love it

part of me always liked archie/josie

15 is not late wtf

“slut shaming...its what they call it when sluts get shamed” wow

when does bettys mom get murdered

are they gonna burn him

betty

LMAO

shes fine shes just pissed

awww

dads gonna support u now

must be NICE

gweoniugbweo;gew bettys face when ronnie said she called chuck “jason” was so funny

are they gonna do some she went off her meDS OO---OOOHHHA AAAHHH TERRIBLE BEAST

#burn it

cheryl tryin to make up for ze past

i still hate her idc

omg when does grundy get murdered too im done with this pedophilia subplot

STAY AWAY

FROM THE CHILD!!!

-___-

dilton you fool

im happy juggie and betty are hanging out

dont mention ms grundys car

YOU

FOOL!!!!

im tired of this pedophile plz shoot her next

ok im all caught up

whens the next episode

#riverdale #carro watches riverdale

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survivorreelsmagicwithin · 4 years

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RITES OF PASSAGE (JURY)

AUTUMN

@ Jurors: y’all play too much and it’s a miracle that I don’t have an ulcer lmao. Idk how this is all gonna turn out but I pray my placement justifies the trillion emotions I’ve had in the past 35 days

AUTUMN

One day, one day we will get it right hahaha. I don’t know why our relationship makes no sense to this day and I need you to go ham the next time we play together again. Vote wise, I just knew you could get swooped up by Hufflepuff once merge came so that led to everyone agreeing and being like we need all hands on deck to take out Hufflepuff. But yeah I hope you’re well and that you’ve gotten lots of tea and entertainment as the second juror- this was definitely the game to watch

CHIPS

Did not get to see you!! But dude I was thrilled at the idea of seeing you in this game! You are so much fun and was hoping you’d spend more time playing the game even though I know you’re busy hosting Big Brother seasons!

JULS

hi baby.. HSBSNS i’m literally so sad we were never together on a team.. but i just know the universe wasn’t ready for something so powerful. i just wanted to let you know you are so lovely and i adore you!!! my best friend yes it true.. ugh mwah i can’t wait to be in the reunion chat with so i can hug ur cute lil self

RUTHIE

A legend! I’m sorry that we never got the chance to play together in this game and hope that you are doing well!! Congrats on making jury and I hope you are doing well!

Autumn

Everyone still talks about how hilarious you are and every round I’m like damn I really still haven’t met Max. Highkey everything happens for a reason though because we probably would’ve been on opposite sides. Plus this game was too cracked and the whole being grounded thing would’ve been your Achilles heel at merge. Anyway I’m still excited to meet you and just vibe

CHIPS

Man! Your social game! Or game in general is ON POINT! I am not even joking - for a whole tribe to go to bat for you and be willing to eliminate themselves is KING ENERGY! Especially with the number saying they felt foolish after the rock elimination. I loved getting to know you throughout the game and it was so COOL getting to see your Animal Crossing island. You were so much fun and I think that had we not been swapped onto a tribe of four that you would have ran deep in this game.

JULS

oh max.. literally i saw his icon and already told him i love him within the first hour of the cast reveal HSVSBSN i was obsessed! him landen and i quickly grouped up due to our mutual interests and i literally would die for that group chat still. max is not only so understanding and kind, but so funny and made the best out of any situation. i felt awful voting him twice in this game, but he ultimately understood which i am still grateful for.

RUTHIE

A KING! There was NEVER a dull moment with you around! I was glad that my tribe won but sad that your tribe lost in the round that you went home because I remembered you mentioning that you were grounded shortly before the swap happened. I hope that you are no longer grounded and thanks so much for all the fun times and the laughs! Sorry in advance for complaining about you in the confessionals during the first challenge, LOL. I adore you and had so much fun meeting you and playing with you!!

AUTUMN

I knew you would do this hahahaha. knew you would do some wild shit that pisses me off but reminds me why I love you. You’ll always be one of the greatest players to me so this face-off in particular means more to me a) because I prevailed lmao and b) a lot has changed since our Athena days. You’ll see in the confessionals lmao but the whole game I was like Owen can’t die because who are we without the other. We’re like the Batman and the Joker at this point hahaha. We are icons alone but legends anytime we’re put in the same room. So if we do the math, this was our second square up and that makes this The Dark Knight so maybe we’ll get to complete the trilogy and play together one more time

CHIPS

Dude! I can’t believe I pulled a rock for you! It shocked me so much.I know that our relationship in games is pretty tumultuous leaning into the fact that we just never connect, but I’m proud of that moment. It was a moment that we talked game and worked together and even got into an alliance. However, speaking to that, you did disappoint me RIGHT AT MERGE by trying to flip the vote on me. I don’t even understand. Anyway - want to play Animal Crossing?

JULS

every time i’ve played with owen, he’s been nothing less than an absolute gem. he has such a kind soul, and is one of the most kick ass players i have ever met. we worked together briefly, and even when i voted him out he was incredibly understanding of my decision and reassured me that he loves me. and i love him! every moment with him is a blessing, and i can’t wait to reunite with him at the end of this all.

RUTHIE

OH GOD, we had quite the ride! From making a final two deal on the first night (RELAX EVERYONE, this was before everyone was told they couldn’t) to me getting salty and writing your name down that led to rocks to you leaving making me feel the most emotional I have EVER felt in a game… we had a ride!! I absolutely love you and I love that we could talk game and then bounce around to other stuff like life and boys! You leaving when you did completely gutted me and had a big impact on my game and how I decided to play going forward. I cried A LOT but then got myself together and whether I make it to the final three or get fourth place I feel like I played a really good game and without you I KNOW I would not have made it this far! You are a complete ray of sunshine and I’m so glad that we got to play something together again!!

AUTUMN

Speaking of trilogies, I don’t even know what to say here lmao because I think this is the second or third time we’ve played together? And now we have Akhmim lmaaaoo. Not gonna lie had you listened to me and lived, you probably would’ve won in the end because like I said you’re the best of the best. So thank you for saving Ruthie and clearing the path hahaha. I cannot wait for you to see the confessionals lmao. I’m sure jury has told you by now that I voted you but you need to watch the video because I had no clue you were going home and I felt so bad that I threw my vote hahaha. But yes now we have something else to laugh about lmao

CHIPS

It’s seriously always a pleasure being cast in games with you! I love that you always give your all in everything. I appreciate completely that you are ALWAYS willing to talk with and try to work with me in these things. I appreciate that, even when my conversations are boring cardboard you feign interest. You are a fantastic individual who needs to be told that! I am sorry that this game affected you in such a way that you felt down and done with the community and the rigamarole. I hope you are at a happier place in your personal life now and saw that you were cast in a Tumblr Survivor season! I wish you the absolute BEST in that and hope it doesn’t create more strain on you.

JULS

we didn’t talk much, and literally right when merge happened he stole my vote so i was kinda pissed HDBDNN but i empathized with him on a personal level and what was going on with him. he was overall a very nice and chill guy, and i overall really liked him.

RUTHIE

Plot twist… up until the Owen vote I thought you were out to GET ME!! And that you and Joanna were a duo! I am SO happy that we got to play this game together. Between Owen leaving the round before and then you giving me your immunity idol to hang onto, I had so many ugly tears and it meant SO much to me. The night that you left when I gave you the idol back I really thought that I was a goner and I genuinely wanted you to use the idol on yourself. I came to terms that I was leaving and you are REALLY good at challenges and I knew you would do great if you stuck around. The fact that you SAVED ME! ME!!! Someone that didn’t think that you really wanted to work with me until the round before just completely blew my mind and I just wish we would have both made it so we could have taken over the game together! It means so much to me that you saved me and that I made it to this point because without you and you saving me with that idol I DEFINITELY would not have made it to where I am right now. I hope that everything is going well with you and your fiance and that everything is going well at work! I love you and I’m so glad we got a chance to play together, you are such a great person and I have had so much fun, thanks so much again! <3

AUTUMN

Girl. What the hell hahahaha. Ok I do really love you even though my confessionals will suggest otherwise but yeah we have tea to discuss because I loved you at the beginning but I saw the way you came after so many people that once I found out what really happened between you and Owen, that was like the last straw. It is definitely all in my confessionals haha but I did care about our alliance so for y’all to flip the vote at Final 11 last minute and not even tell the truth about what happened made me feel like yall thought my social game was for you and I was just like nah I gotta cut my losses. And then once Kevin blew up the vote at Final 10, that was the nail in the coffin. Looking back, it’s wild to see all that came out of that alliance dying/ I think that was the actual line in the sand moreso that tribe lines, which most people don’t know. But yeah we can’t get into aaaaaaaallll this right here haha so see you on the other side

CHIPS

You are an icon. That’s literally the truth. Point blank and the period. I loved getting to meet you SO MUCH! I don’t even know where to start with this. You are probably the first person in an ORG that is to the point. Someone who doesn’t beat around the bush and someone who knows how they are going to win and how they are going to get there. I am SORRY for making the round you left so so messy. I did not realize at that point how close you were to Juls so I’m sure that the back and forth was a mess. In my defence I did tell you the TRUTH in that you were getting voted and me lying about Landen was a mess. Please continue to be fantastic! And if you ever want to speak to me either here or on Discord I would welcome it gladly because I love you as a person.

JULS

GOD. my love for jules is actually infinite. it’s no secretly we’re basically the best of friends, alongside with kevin. but this was my first game that i’ve been able to play with them. they’re such a loyal and dedicated player, and i’m literally just obsessed. i constantly remind them of how much i love and adore them, but i will constantly remind them of such. they’re beautiful both inside and out, so fucking funny, and are literally just so angelic. they light up any room they walk into and if i’m joining them in jury, or seeing them at FTC i’m gonna cry because of how much i’ve missed them game wise. i literally sobbed whenever they got voted out so seeing them again will mean the world to me.

RUTHIE

UGH, a queen! I LOVED our conversations and how we would write each other novels and did not even talk game until this round when you went home! We didn’t always work together or anything but the fact that you came to me after Dan saved me and told me you didn’t vote for me meant SO MUCH. You were one of three people that talked to me after the vote and I went from feeling like I was on the bottom to having a little bit of hope. You going was a weird vote and I still don’t know the entire story and why I wasn’t clued in on it until after the fact but I am so glad I got to play with you! I hope you are doing well and as soon as we get to all talk to each other again expect a reply to the last book you left me that I never got a chance to reply to!! <3

AUTUMN

Oh my son. it’s weird because your robbery meant that I didn’t have to do it but I still feel like they did you dirty. Also I can’t believe we only had 5 rounds together it feels like we knew each other the whole time. Maybe it’s because we had the best of times and the worst of times which feels like a whole arc haha. But anyway- thank you for being you, for being funny and perceptive and cracked and hyperactive and caring and loyal and understanding. Meeting you was such a pleasant surprise and I didn’t realize how much I enjoyed our friendship until you were gone. I have no clue which video it’s in but at one point in a confessional I said “Landen’s like a damn Jack Russell Terrier” lmaaaoo. And it’s true! You will always get feisty and get into trouble but you’re a lot of fun and bring heart to everything you do and I love it

CHIPS

Dude! You were amped up SO HIGH in this game. I don’t even know where to start. You were bouncing off the walls with a million ideas and a million scenarios. And… WOW! I loved that you always remained open to working with me throughout the game and LOVED the round that we both lied and made the vote split. You are super wild and I am glad that I earned your trust in that round even if you went on to get voted out the following one. I heard that you were worried I was going to vote for you anyway and were propositioning Autumn to turn on me. Glad you didn’t!

JULS

my husband.. the loml.. and the most cracked player i have EVER played with. HDBND the first time i played with landen, our time was cut short. so i literally JUMPED whenever i saw i got to play with him again. we’ve always instantly clicked because of our similar interests, but that just brought us closer in this game. even though he pissed me off a bunch in this game, there’s not a thing i don’t adore about mr disasterprince. i’m gonna give him a big ol’ kiss when i see him :flushed: no but seriously i truly do consider him one of my best friends and i really hope to talk to him a bunch after this.

RUTHIE

This was honestly another really hard vote and I’m sorry. It was completely strategic and NEEDED to be done. This week was a very important one to me because it was the FIRST TIME that I voted with the majority and actually kinda sorta knew what was happening, haha. YOU are a complete ray of sunshine and I LOVED playing with you and watching you play. If you would have stayed there is no way anyone would have beat you in my opinion (no offense to anyone but SERIOUSLY) and when you get old enough I need you to send an audition in to be on Survivor because THAT would make for great TV!! I will never eat a marshmallow again without thinking about team hufflepuff! I love you and I hope you are doing well. I DEFINITELY could not have made it this far without you. Thank you for everything and once this thing is over I think that you, Lily, Kevin and I should revive our hufflepuff alliance chat (and maybe even add Max too, haha!)

AUTUMN

And my daughter. I WANTED YOU TO LIVE!!! And it’s in the confessionals too! But I felt like you weren’t really with me after the Landen vote and I felt like I’d be better off letting go of anyone who wouldn’t vote Kevin and then attempt to reunite Gryffindor in the process. Obviously it worked lmao but I really grew to understand you and care about you so I was relieved that you weren’t at tribal that night. Our relationship was literally the most surprising thing to me and I’m lowkey nervous to see what I wrote at the beginning cause I remember thinking you and I would never get along lmao. But anyway, you are my favorite Ravenclaw member NO CONTEST and I’m really glad we got to play together. You’re very no-nonsense and unbothered and it always made me laugh as well as wish that I wasn’t an overthinker. I always just say “it’s just not that deep” irl and I feel like that’s you as a person. You care and you don’t take anyone’s shit but you also don’t let things get to you and it was so refreshing to be around you each round while everyone’s losing their shit and you’re just like I’m not gonna be at tribal anyway so like I really don’t fucking care hahahahaha. You are the best and thank you for everything

CHIPS

I am so sorry that your senior year of school got ruined by a virus. That is honestly the worst! It displaces your mind and everything so much. I hope the best for you and really wish for a positive road forward not only for you but for everyone! I hope that you know what a great person you were and the times that we were able to connect in this game were positive experiences. I look very much forward to using Airplane Mode to play games and avoid ads.

JULS

QUEEN. SHIT. god, so at first she and i did Not talk at all, and after seeing we both mutually agreed i was probably the goat of the season i said legend.. HSBSNN and that’s when our bond began because of our interests in books. and i’m defiantly taking her suggestions into account so i have a reason to message that queen again.. also a strategic mastermind.. i love everything abt her yes it’s true.

RUTHIE

I’m sure you leaving was a very ‘What the hell???’ moment for a lot of people. This is a move that I’m still kind of unsure about, I’m not sure it was the best move but it was something I felt like I needed to do for the strategic reason of gaining Lily’s trust going forward. I’m sorry, I’m still at the point where I’m not sure that the risk was worth it but you are such a lovely person and I’m glad that we got to play together! I love that you are a LEGIT Harry Potter fan and I am happy to say that I ORDERED THE FIRST HARRY POTTER BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED BOOK THAT WE TALKED ABOUT!! :)

AUTUMN

Lil boy…. I don’t know where to begin with you lmaaaaooo. Because I adore you as a person but you really tried it in this game! And I never saw that coming. I knew this game would be intense because of all the heavyweights- Lily, Ruthie, Owen, Dan- that I’ve played with before but you are now 100% in that category. Your mist will get you far, I hope you know that. Like you are incredibly charming and personable so it’s no surprise that people flock to you and I at one point felt like you were my closest ally. I wish things had been better between us at the end? Cause like I missed the good ol days when we could both talk life and talk game. But once I found out the truth about the Final 11 vote and how you stirred the pot only for you to turn around and blow up the Lily vote at Final 10, that fall from grace was STEEP. Which is on me? Cause like maybe I could’ve forgiven you like Juls did but then maybe I wouldn’t be here because you would’ve just kept trying to dupe me round after round. SO I don’t regret anything persay but I still love you and you are the real deal

CHIPS

Honestly! Talking to you was a highlight of the game. I’m just very sad that we didn’t really speak game ever. I get that we were clearly on separate sides of the fence and that no matter what was said it probably would have been lies anyway. Also, I get that we likely would have been relaying the information to the “other side” no matter what but it was disappointing. I loved talking movies with you and am more than willing to continue speaking about them and weird ones after the season if you want.

JULS

my duo <3 HSVSBSBN honestly.. kinda glad we got pinned together even though we were 1000% already aligned. it was just so fun to play dumb. this was also my first experience Actually playing with you so having the alliance with you and jules filled me with so much joy. you guys literally MADE this game for me, and i can’t thank you guys enough for wanting to work with me. i also cried when you got voted out!!! a bunch.. i understand why people did it but it still made me so upset.. i wanted to make it to the end with you and jules so bad, so if i make it to ftc just know it’s for YALL and YALL only. i love you so much and hope you realize that, because being able to get to know you has been some of the best moments of my life!

RUTHIE

You leaving was hard. I knew it was going to happen and part of me DOES wish that I told you so that you, Juls and I could have tied up the votes and kept you around. Lily and I discussed the vote that day and were torn between the plan or you because you are a HUGE threat! We decided to do the vote split but Lily got quiet and I just kind of figured something was up so I talked to her before hand and she decided she was going to vote with Autumn and Chips and I decided that the best move for me was to (FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE) keep my mouth quiet. You are a ray of sunshine and I loved working with you during the game. I definitely couldn’t have made it this far without you and time will tell if it was a smart move or not. It was so much fun playing with you and working with you! I have no idea if you are going to take a break after this game or not but I hope we run into each other again in something in the future!! THIS HAS BEEN WILD AND FUN!

AUTUMN

Why does the hardest one have to be last oooof. I just wanna say that I meant what I said and I really enjoyed playing with you. Idk how to explain it but after you bamboozled me in Kilimanjaro, I was very ready to handle business and take out Hufflepuff by any means necessary. However I didn’t anticipate that all the rounds of us being on the same side and talking about life and game would really change me. Like I knew it was a matter of time before we took a proper shot at each other? But it was really bittersweet because I knew that you were hurting and trying to save your game and that both of our fates would be decided by one vote. My biggest thing was just knowing you would pull a lot of votes between all of Hufflepuff being on jury and me and Chips, if we walk(ed?) in. We’ll never know technically but once I started doing the math, I was like if I would vote Lily plus all the people from her actual tribe it’s a wrap. If we were different kinds of players, I think we would actually sit beside each other hahaha but that’s easier said than done since you get me and I get you. I always remembered how brilliant and strategic you were and how dumb I was for underestimating you in Kili but I never saw how compassionate and wholesome you are until this game. Basically it was a lot easier to play with you when we weren’t actually merged/ playing together lol because then I was just a strategist as supposed to now, a strategist that made (and then betrayed) a really good friend. I love you and I miss you and it was an honor to really play with you

CHIPS

I think that you should know how much I adore you. Ever since I first met you however long ago you have been one of my favorite people in this community. I know that you are good at these games and that you always play to win! I know that you always want to make genuine connections and friendships. I am NOT kidding when I say that we need to stay in communication better when we are not in a game. You are a light that I want to continue to see! Honestly hearing about Kevin or your dog or the Kindergarteners or anything else is SO pleasant and fun. You are fabulous! And you are absolutely correct in what you said in your closing statement - YOU WOULD HAVE WON!

JULS

genuinely such a kind person. i’m not used to people talking in such a proper way too, but it made lily so cute. we defiantly didn’t see eye to eye in a lot of competition, but i had so much fun with her. especially during the music video competition and the endless amount of kindness she showed me. i love her!!

RUTHIE

While as of lately, even when I vote in the minority I HAVE known who would be going home but you leaving definitely came as a shock to me tonight. We have had a CRAZY game together and definitely not been on the same page the entire time but I have loved playing with you and getting to know you! I honestly feel lost without you right now. Who am I going to talk about Disney movies with? Who am I going to talk about Disney World, mouse ears, cute date ideas, weddings, school stuff and SO MUCH MORE with? I didn’t cry, only because I worked really hard to desensitize myself to that after ‘week Owen’ because writing this out I REALLY want to cry. In the beginning you were DEFINITELY my closest ally in the game. I loved idol hunting with you and I felt like I could tell you ANYTHING and trust that you not tell anyone. I know that we kind of played against each other AND got saved by idols on the same night (which was iconic). I’ve been battling with myself over wanting you out or wanting to sit in the finals with you because if I was sitting next to you I don’t think I would have a strong chance of winning but it would be next to YOU!! I would rather lose next to you than anyone else and I honestly think you deserve to be here. Fun fact that I never told you- around 8 I asked if I could give my immunity to someone because I wanted to give it to you to insure you make it even if it meant that I leave and I was shown in the rules where it had to be done 4 hours prior to tribal. It would have been a stupid move on my part because I do want to win but if I can’t win I would have wanted it to be you. You are such a sweet soul and I KNOW we will stay friends after all this. This has been a wild and crazy ride but I got to meet and reconnect with a lot of great people and you are definitely one of them! And now I’m crying. This was hard and I don’t know HOW I’m going to make final three without you but I’m going to try.

RUTHIE

I’m not sure if this is even allowed but I just wanted to say that I have had a BLAST! This is honestly my favorite game I have ever played. The hosting has been great and this was such a good cast. I have no idea what is going to happen, if I’m going to get fourth.. (like usual), win or even get second or third place but I am very proud of myself and proud of everyone that is in the final four! Everyone here has played such different games and I can’t wait to see what happens! Thank you so much Sammy, Caeleb and Eve for hosting this, I will come back to play ANY TIME, even if it means having to play on discord! Thanks so much and thank you to everyone in the final three! If I become the last juror I have NO idea who I would vote for because everyone left is a deserving winner and has played a great game! Good luck guys! <3

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heyo! first of all, yes im this cute lmaaaoo jk! hyuck not knowing how to react to mark and mark not knowing what to say is like peak markhyuck, they're so adorable PLSS AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH COLLEGE BF HYUCK, IM ALREADY FEELING LONELY BECAUSE OF THIS QUARANTINE AND FEEDING MY IMAGINATION WITH THAT IS JUST MAKING ME WANNA CRY LIKE WHERE CAN I GET A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT. Yang, i think im whipped too! OUR BIASES ABOUT TO BEAT OUR ASSES AS WELL :D chenle rap god!!!

I was squealing markhyuck all the time ndgshdn. I love my shy bbys uwu. AHHHHHHH IVE READ THE FIC ALREADY AND IM :"^ it'S JUST SO CUTE NOW I WANT A HYUCK BFF AND IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR DRAGGING ME MORE😤 now I'm stuck. This morning, I even wrestled w/ my sis (not rlly omg since she's a dreamzen teheheh) for the remote just to watch any haechan content just because I missed him that much. He's got us under his spell🤘.

#mark and jaehyun #tHIS ISNT WHAT U THINK IT IS #okay but srsly #i want a hyuck typa bff #or bf #idk it doesnt matter #yang answers #lovely moot

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whitbee21 · 8 years

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ha!!

amwriting once again

this time its not about vell although I need to go back and vent about him as well.

I'm gonna attempt to write out my feelings to Johnathan Bagot as they say this type of shit helps and works

soooooo...JB Johnatha, Nathaniel,, BAgot!! wassup home skillet ohhh theres so much I hav e to say.. ive sent u these type of messages many times before but this one is gonna be a little different I guess..it wont be jus about u and all the good things u make me feel. no... this will actually include all the fuck shit u do which whether u believe it or not is a lot... theres a reason I call u a fuck nigga when describing u sometimes because in all honesty that's what u are and you said that u know that.. so I dnt get why u get mad sometimes when I say that... anyways.. umm idk,. I wonder when we reached the first point of me needing to cut u off.. I know recently the shit has been more magnified and its to the point where its like mk whit why tf is u still fuckin with this nigga.. what really pisses me off is that when I confront u on yo bullshit u dnt really care.. u say shit like ok or u knew that about me already..most fucked up shit u do I don't even acknowledge it cuz I know u dnt care to stop or change the way your actions affect other people. I been told u this but its funny and selfish of u to want somebody who accept u for who u are when 1. u treat people like shit and most of the times u try to take advantage of shit.. and don't say u dnt cuz u fuckin do.. if u want one burrito and u see I would buy it for u you then ask for 2. You the one tht let me know I'm too passive and people take advantage of me cuz I'm too nice... so why would u make me feel the same way?

ohhhhhhhhhhhh Johnathan ive spent wayyyy too much money on yu and have done shit for u I know never crossed ya mind about doin for me. Which is cool. 75% of the time u don’t ask.. its usually just me being stupidly nice because and like and care for u.

Johnathan. You always joke about u findin ya girl and how im not for u cuz im for other niggas.. but nigga if that was true would I still be fwu .. nigga you the longest person I fw since I left the father of my child.. like I fwu… more than anything on a friend level.. like honestly Johnathan if it was strictly bout sex I would’ve cut u off at the beginning of the year…. Ive asked u since day 1 if I didn’t fuck u could we be friends and u said yea u were like im not here for that blah blah I can control myself ive had pussy before bullshit. Now that you’ve had it more than enough times and im tired of this fuckin situation we in and im wanting to be strictly friends now u dnt know if u would still wanna be my friend. Nigga what does pussy have to do with me and my friendship it pisses me off u act like u care when u want to when we all know that u really dnt. Like how u always wanna make slick comments about me bein with the next nigga but nigga u with the next bitch and u dnt see me bringin it up

Whats the point?? We both know/knew wassup why dry bring up shit and act like it’s a problem when nigga u got the same thing goin likeeeeeeeeee how that work.. u sayin I dnt txt u cuz im with another nigga while im standing next to your dresser with eyelashes and hoop earrings lmfaooo like please stop

And honestly that’s what did it for me

The eyelashes lmaaaoo like nigga no hell no tffffff nooo!!!

Im over here really tryna keep u as a friend with my pussy when hell im sure yu getting it elsewhere ..im not trippin on that by all means get yours bt what pisses me off Is that u tellin me we cant be friends if ion wanna fuck like NIGGA IM NOT THE ONLY BITCH U FUCKIN GTFOH WITH THAT SHIT

Straight bullshit I swear

Do you think u deserve to go to the big sean concert

Like if I was you and you were me,,

If u were my friend and I told u the backstory of me and u

How u pick and choose when u wanna tlk to me

And how sometimes you’re mean to me for no fuckin reason

And how tbh u wouldn’t be fwm if I didn’t fwu (u say you’ve fucked w.me despite us not havin sex but nigga u still got head, I was comin over to smoke,drink,take u to movies.. u were just waiting til we fucked again)

Would u be like yea whit get him those tickets for his birthday even though on the day of he might not be appreciative of shit til he see the tickets.

Like wtfffffffffffff I knew I would feel like a dummy if/when I bought the tickets buutttttt

Me fwu over rode those feelings

Im like fuck it im goin to the big sean concert with my nigga bagot we gone be lit

Ha!!!! We gone be lit alright..so lit tht I’ll mostly likely come to yo crib..fuck u and leave in the am

Unfortunately I think this is it

Even though I really dnt want it to be

Its bout the best thing I can do for myself u make me feel a way I shouldn’t about myself its mostly cuz of the way you’ve treated/ acted towards me

And for u if I cant give specific examples then I must be lyin and all I have to sat to tht is FUCK THAT

Fck that shit bro u can sit up here and like u the coolest most laid back person there is

But in all actuality you’re a selfish asshole

Who couldn’t even be true to a girl who didn’t want SHIT from u but to kick it

Nigga I was comfortably fine with not being ya girl … whatever

But for u to bullshit on a friendship that you don’t even put nothing into??

Yeeaaa naaa.. miss me with the shits once again I know u dnt care and u probably aint read the whole thing

I just wanted u to know I fwu and despite me not fwu no more u gone always be remembered as my nigga cuz we had some good times together…….. from me being able to call and talk on ft 90% of the time to me callin u cryin cuz im an emotional doofus lmaooo

But naa all In all Johnathan I love you and Im glad we got to hang and enjoy eachothers company

Who knows maybe later in life you’ll stop being a douche and be a true friend but if not i wish u all the best in everything u do. I know u gonna get it done by any means necessary..

Sincerely,

Queen head ass lmao

p.s. I know this is the most head ass thing I could do but hey its wht I do lol

#emotions venting

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