#GAHAHAH

[percexe]

hi

HEELLPPPP OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM this is so cute

[groupalpha]

I wonder how many images of Collector you have, since for Beyond, she(?) already had about 3 terabytes by now.

LSoL: I... I have none.

[en-core]

come up with any new plays lately?

-@th3beautycore

Oh yes! I’ve come up with so many!

(they start listing off names of plays about topics ranging from a horror cooking show to an incredibly inaccurate recreation of the events of the hit video game Portal 2, otherwise known as “that guy that took over and fucked everything up” amongst the robots)

Oh and that’s only naming a few! Aaanyways. Enough about me. Have you heard from Gy recently?

[tech-obssessed-shark]

bro is going to hit them with the UHM ACTUALLY- and come back to the light

The idea that Tech is the shadow clone and he manages to break his programming because he can’t stand listening to Rex and the group not know what a m-count is is one of the most in-character fan theories I’ve ever heard and I can’t stop laughing at the scenarios

[saintobio]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 & 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓. (sneak peek)

Sylus had carried you through the corridors of the base, his steps heavy with guilt and his shirt drenched in blood as you remained unconscious in his arms. The hunter girl had followed him in his spiritless steps, her eyes wide with confusion over his anguish.

Didn’t I do the right thing? she must be thinking, but he was too laden with grief to pay her any attention.

“Sylus, why are you doing this?!” she demanded, grabbing his arm to halt his progress. “She would’ve killed you. Did you forget?! That girl’s a traitor!”

Although he stopped in his tracks, he couldn’t really return her gaze. His eyes could only look at your lifeless ones. “That girl you shot in the head,” he spoke low and in despair, “is my woman.” 

[redwhitebuddie]

i’d like to imagine that if ryan was the one to do the abc instagram takeover today, he would just scream buddie and spoil everything for as long as he could until they stopped him

oliver “deletes everything after 5 minutes” stark was the better option

[mark-demolition]

Thats it im posting this

OOOOH LIL DARKIE ART AUGHHAAH

Lil darkie and darkie chan she is in like 2 song covers idc i still like her

[defness]

WHAT TGE

nooo my liege don’t eat that ass not without the royal taste tester 😭😭😭

[emperor-palpaminty]

I have emerged from my grave with a new meme and obsession

[silbeni]

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

[groupalpha]

this is a goofy ask and I would understand if it wasn't included because, *pulls out a shrink ray and zaps Thirteen Elder Stories with it*

rendered to small

13ES: AGH!

[lillyorlyracat]

HAHGAGHA STFU!!!

Guys I have a theory

[stoopystuppy]

olddddddddddiee

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

I just, really, REALLY, want Jacob Frye to kiss my hand, all gentlemanly like, you know.

Having him gently grab your hand and holding it in his while: bending over, standing straight or kneeling. Bringing it up to his lips, and giving it a soft kiss while his eyes are closed.

And then he looks at you, introducing himself in that sultry voice of his and that charming smile.

God I'd just melt~

--

And we all know what happens when he lowers that voice into a deep purr

[tech-obssessed-shark]

GAHAHAHA OH IT FITS THEM SO WELL

Ultra Magnus would be something like Jonathan the Third

I just dreamed that Megatron had a first name...

It was Elliot.

ELLIOT?????

[dude-iloveu]

i dont wanna go to sleep i wanna keep thinking abt my ocs