#GAH DAYUM SON

[riordanshitposts]

This isn't technically pjo but

[toonycatuwu]

Toony's McCallistan Lore: Chapter 2

~Guess Who's Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner~

(requested by @kaneda-shotaros-12th-bike )

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(SPOILER WARNING: This series contains heavy spoilers. If you wanna read it, you're gonna have to watch the actual episode first.)

It's not even close to Thanksgiving, but I don't care.

The episode starts off with people celebrating Thanksgiving (oddly enough, Dr. Two-Brains seems to be innocently chilling with his henchmen for once.)

You know who else is celebrating Thanksgiving? The Botsford family, of course. In the next scene, they're just going grocery shopping for, gah dayum... 22 BAGS OF FROZEN PEAS FOR BECKY'S MOM'S MYSTERY DISH! And a turkey. In fact, it's the last turkey in the grocery store. Becky takes it without hesitation and they continue shopping. Oh, by the way, there's the Botsford Family Wishbone Wishoff Competition! Oh, by the way, you might wanna remember that thing for later.

What's that? Vibraphones and pizzicato string noises? In the key of C Minor? You know what that means... ✨it's tobin' time✨

"Tobey! No playing with your toys until we're finished shopping! >:(" Claire McCallister, Tobey's mother, commands.

"Yes, mother... 😒✨" Tobey replies in an 🌸elegantly🌸 disappointed tone of voice.

I find it kinda funny that his mom calls the robot remote a "toy", to be honest. It's like she's dealt with robot attacks before and she's just so tired of it that she has literally no other choice but to call it a ridiculous little device, y'know, like some sort of video game thing. She's just like "oh nah not this again, my son is aboutta cause a despair-inducing event". Can't blame her tho, I certainly would've gotten tired of trying to stop my child from causing evil to humanity 24/7.

When the mother of the precious-kawaii-poggers-intelligent-handsome-formidable-boy-genius child asks the meat counter worker for one succulent round turkey (fr tho she has the most elegant voice and vocabulary, I guess Tobey really does take after his mother in terms of mannerisms and accent...), surprise surprise, there's no more turkeys left. That's because somewhere else, Tobey used one of his 🤖robits🤖 to stop a truck from delivering the turkeys to the store. Well, that's a waste of food.

Here's where the juicy lore all about Tobey begins. After his mother says something along the lines of "What will we do without a turkey, Tobey?" he says "I just don't know, mother..." and then... his fantasy scene about him dating WordGirl begins. YEEEESSSS YEEAAAAHAHAHA-

Here's what he said about his devious plan (verbatim):

"Perhaps I'll finally get to play with my 🍁Thanksgiving-themed🍁 pilgrim 🤖robits🤖! The ones that'll lure 🌟WordGirl🌟 out to a fight and force her to spend 🍁Thanksgiving🍁 with 💖yours truly💖! ✨Ohohoho~✨"

The imagery while he says this is a bit wholesome, yet it just seems so... lonely. I don't mean "lonely" in that r/CringeTopia way, I mean "lonely" as in actually depressing. It just shows them just chilling and eating turkey in a secluded area, specifically an island with literally nothing but water around it. The scenery is Thanksgiving-themed, of course. However, it shows WordGirl sitting across from Tobey, wait, actually, not sitting. Literally being TRAPPED in a 🤖robit🤖's hand while staring romantically at him. The more I look at this fantasy, the more I feel the ambience slowly shift from wholesomeness to despair and loneliness. Think about it: this is a SECLUDED island, y'all. This land is straight up unpopulated and empty, and yet there's a ship in the background for some reason, like someone decided to just leave it there. It definitely wasn't Tobey who controlled that ship, because all he uses is robots (in this case, probably waterproof because how else is it gonna get here besides the ship that is probably way to small for it)! That ship was probably for extra storage or something, or built on the spot for emergencies in case the robot breaks down. However, WordGirl has the power to fly away from here in mere SECONDS. That means that the robot had a HELLA tight grip on her, because in Tobey Goes Good, when the robot squeezes WordGirl just tight enough for her to not have any ability to even move (or in the worst case scenario, BREATHE), it can successfully keep her trapped. She's probably getting her ribcage squeezed if his fantasy was real, and it really looks like she had no other choice but to spend time with Tobey if she wanted to stay alive. And there Tobey is... just staring at her, thinking: Finally, we are alone, and I'll keep you to myself... that's gotta be the most depressing thing ever. Let that sink in. If he wanted her to himself, he had to actually trap her in a way where she couldn't get out whatsoever (and unfortunately, he may unintentionally delete her), bring her all the way to a deserted island, and just force her to spend time with him. Either that or Tobey really thought WordGirl was just gonna willingly vibe with being taken to the empty island and all this was just a peaceful date.

That's one messed up imagination, but without the disturbing part of the visuals, it seems like Tobey wanted to lure her out to a fight first, get rid of the robots, and then surprise her with a dinner date on that deserted island, because WordGirl, at least, seemed happy to be with him. Something tells me that the animators did that on purpose to try to make it seem like he had manipulative intentions. Nice try, animators, but you're not gonna stop me from shipping them. Never ever.

Anyways, Becky's dad, noticing that the McCallister family doesn't have a turkey, invites them to their family dinner. The ToBecky duo/soon-to-be-couple groans in disappointment. (Homies, should we tell 'em?)

Later that day, the whole family- I MEAN two families eat Thanksgiving dinner together. The kids are STILL upset with each other (okay, I admit it. In the future, I predict when these two get married, the two families together at the dinner table will be one family combined. skull emoji 💀) When the Tobester sees his 🤖robits🤖 outside, he's like "Daddy will be with you soon >:)". Which is hella funny because he really does treat his 🤖robits🤖 like they're his own children. In one episode, Tobey says to one of them, "Stop that foolishness! I raised you better than that!" (Quote source: Have You Seen The Remote?) This shows that he really acts like a father figure to his robots. 💀skull emoji💀

Now, everybody gangsta till lil' bro TJ says "Hey Tobey, is that remote control for one of your famous robots? :D"

The whole room gets quiet and everyone stares at him in confusion (half of em stare at him in anger lmao) until Tobey replies that the remote is not for robots and is actually a radio. Here's the lyrics to the absolute BANGER of a mini-song Tobey makes up on the spot:

Thanksgiving Is Here (by Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III)

🎵🍁 Boo-puh-duh-puhhh~

Thanksgiving is here

Troo-duh-doo-duh-doo-duh-doo~

This is the song to play on Thanksgiving on the radio

Buh-deh-peh-deh-deh~

Drums~! 🍁🎵

There would be an epic drum solo after he says "Drums", but alas, it is only a mere mini-song that was only made up on the spot.

On a good note, most of the people in the room seem to like the song! Tobey's mom tells him to put the thing away anway, though.

After the Botsford parents announce that they will be cooking up the special dish Becky's mom is gonna make, Tobey finds a way to distract his mother so that he can carry out his evil plan. When he disappears, the adults finish cooking the special dish. Tobey's mom finds him missing (aww she called him "My Tobey", what a sweet mother) and tries looking for him.

Tobey sneaks up to Becky's room (hmm, how odd that he chose Becky's room out of all rooms... 🤔) to finally control his robots. To distract everyone else at the dinner table, Becky says that she's going to get a surprise from her room. She's like "GOOD GRACIOUS, TOENAIL, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR" and Tobey refuses. Becky resorts to BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR (what a waste of wood, she could've tried lockpicking or smth. Also how tf did no one hear them from all the way downstairs??)

Becky transforms into WordGirl and the big bad battle happens. But they stop for a second! Then this lil' convo happens (verbatim, again):

"Why are you so reluctant to stop the battle for a second?"

"I'm not sure how I feel about answering that question... until I know what the word reluctant means... :<"

I just wanna point out that Tobey's voice when he says that last part is just so adorable. It made me AUDIBLY! go "aww~". He's just so humiliated about not knowing a word in front of his crush, and he just wants her to help him out by defining that word for him, isn't that so sweet >////< 💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Also, that 🤖robit🤖's hand gestures like he's defining "reluctant" for Tobey instead of WordGirl got me deceased 💀SKULL EMOJI💀

WordGirl says that Thanksgiving is a holiday where you just chill with your loved ones, eat dinner, and say how grateful we all are with anything. Also, she then goes on to say that, let's face it, there's gotta be at least one thing that he's grateful for.

Then Tobey says this (verbatim AGAIN):

"I'm grateful for Wor- 😳 *ahemmm* 🤖robits🤖... 😒✨"

And he also says that spending the holiday at Becky's house was "fairly tolerable", and WordGirl says that's the nice thing he's said about her- I MEAN Becky. Whichever one. Doesn't matter. This scene is hella wholesome, by the way. They even called the battle a tie! :3

After the ToBecky duo return to their dinner, Tobey says that he's grateful for the dinner and the fact that the Botsfords invited them. HE'S SO NICE WHEN HE'S NOT BEING A MENACE TO THE CITY WAAAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Becky gives her surprise, which is an announcement. (Funny that she said that she had to go up to her room to "get" her surprise, and afterwards she said that the surprise is actually given verbally. How tf did no one in the room even notice that??) The announcement is an invitation for the McCallisters to join in the (hope you remembered this one) Botsford Family Wishbone Wishoff Competition! BECKY IS ALSO HELLA NICEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Guess what, guys... TOBEY WON THE COMPETITION 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢📢📢💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ HE'S THE MVP FR!!!!!!!

Oh, and next year, the Botsfords will come over to their house for Thanksgiving. (ngl I kinda wanted to see that lmao)

In the end, the ToBecky duo start vibing with each others' presence. THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER AWAWWAWAWWWWAWAWAWAWAWWAWWAAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

~The End~

[brattylikestoeat]

The idea of you sucked. I hated the book too. Like yeah, let me date my daughter's celebrity crush. Damn, i personally wouldn't date someone that wasn't old enough to be my kid's parent. Idk if that's just me tho. Only a 12 year age difference between mc's daughter and her bf. Imagine being told that your stepdad is in the same gen as you. Age gap relationships just weird me out. Aaron taylor johnson's oldest step daughter is 6 years younger than him, GAH DAYUM. His wife is pretty creepy too

Haven’t seen or read the book so I can’t comment on it.

Me and Donald youngest son is like 4 years apart so I can’t really say to much about age gap relationship either.

But I will say this, he too fine to be with that old lady. He should be with me.

[lynxgriffin]

Straight Outta Monster Narnia

HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK

I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE

THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!

Here we GOOOOOOO~!

Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!

I am here yes!

Truly excellent dude

OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort

NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…

Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.

STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks

The legs are almost all the same LMAO

This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT

Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft

BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO

You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk

Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…

But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes

OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA

Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!

That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there

Also Kris, you need some eyes

RELIGIOUS SKA

So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay

Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat

It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!

It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it

CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!

Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here

“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor

DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes

ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT

PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS

DAMN who do I pick as my partner

Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…

Random snake is also very good…

Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK

Thank you cool snake I love your origin story

Oh this reindeer girl is very cute

MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE

I instantly love her, goodbye

Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble

I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK

Susie are you eating chalk

Oh sheet I like Susie less now

GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face

Haha totally cut off my answer there

Hmm. I sense…a theme here.

Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here

Now that’s a spooky face

Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls

Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay

Hi there creepy waving things!

To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT

Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES

Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie

LOL so much for a party member following you around

Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics

Such interesting and different architecture

THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS

Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy

THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know

About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch

LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”

JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT

VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM

“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY

Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it

RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game

The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute

Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!

“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.

Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…

It’s an inverse papou fruit!

Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right

Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items

YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW

“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE

Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…

“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”

Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY

FRIGHTENING FANFARE

Damn that puzzle still is tricky

Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying

We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE

Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!

Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already

Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword

Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right

THEY GOT BARRY

These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex

“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie

It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone

Oh now that light trick is weird

They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious

Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN

LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something

Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!

THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS

“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.

Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again

L E G S

THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE

Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE

Cakes…are also my enemy…

Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming

Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either

Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP

This jack’s got my number

That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig

Awww I like Clover

“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE

Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE

Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.

Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice

It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S

Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here

Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!

Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones

Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing

Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER

Why does it say Tuna on it

“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had

GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA

Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!

YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD

OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE

Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat

STOOL FORME

I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with

Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long

You done got locked in the dungeon

Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in

HUH, we’re controlling Susie now

In which choices do not matter…

SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED

And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?

A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!

Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail

Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking

Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!

So, this about final boss point for this business?

Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot

And just who is this sassy lost child?

BAAHAHAHAAA

HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN

I am now BED INSPECTOR yes

Hello again fancy blue boy

“Can…can we see it” / “No.”

This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO

Awww he put his bicycle to bed

‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH

I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!

Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!

JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT

Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez

WHELP this looks like final boss time…

Hiiiii there Lancer

Oh dang is gettin serious now

Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there

HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…

Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…

W H E L P

DAYUM that face from Susie!!

Awwww poor Ralsei

We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH

DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)

LMAO Susie’s face

EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC

Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects

Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet

So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat

Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia

Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST

LIBRARBY

YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE

Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!

ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE

OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME

I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad

PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED

I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN

The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!

Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING

Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!

“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.

HIIIIIIIII SANS

Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS

Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!

Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS

10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW

HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”

That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing

Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!

Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!

Brother Doug…?

Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!

ASGORE, HELLO

OMG Asgore hugs

Soul flowers….???

Awwww got some flowers for Toriel

THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY

It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE

Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.

Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right

DOG GRAVE, NO

Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…

Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…

Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…

ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED

Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!

OKAY decided to go to sleep here.

…Well that didn’t work out great

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT??????????

WHAT????????????

WHAT?????????

HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??

THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING

No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT

OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE