#GAAH SORRY

[biohazzrds]

You cannot look at me in the eyes and tell me hes not a girl dad

[startagainaprologue]

maybe i do like bonnie a bit more than i do the average character

[ros-is-thinking]

THANOS TK HEADCANONS <3

cw // mention of romantic/flirty tickles but nothing $exual, and mention of drugs/being high and usage of curses (but cmon. it’s thanos)

🍇💜👾☂️🎪

・honestly gives off such pure switch energy

・ like. that boy would destroy everyone and anyone

・ but would also be destroyed by everyone and anyone

・ quite literally a 50/50 split

LEE

・ this boy. this boy as a lee

・ looord have mercy

・ he likes to pretend he’s not ticklish but like. cmon. everyone knows

・ he’s a tad bit embarrassed over being ticklish…

・ cackles LOOOUDLY, he can’t help it

・ the longer you tickle him for, the more genuine sounding his laughter gets

・ ^ to add onto that, he has a lot of endurance but the longer you tickle him, the more you can see the genuine choi su-bong slipping out, not thanos

・ if you want to actually like, take him down a peg, you’ll have to tickle him for a WHIIILE

・ if you target his knees, he’ll sometimes snort (and denies ever doing so if you ask him about it)

・ worst spot a close tie between armpits and hips

・ the only people he’d even possibly ’let’ (he’d just shove them off instead of punching them in the face LOL) tickle him would be min-su and nam-gyu, and maybe gyeong-su and mi-na if they were still alive

・ squirmy as fuck, those legs and arms will be FLYING if he were to ever get got

・ to tickle him for more than 5 seconds you’d have to hold him down completely, like that bitch will go into attack mode

・ doesn’t really get flustered or blushy or anything except in rare scenarios

・ teasing will result in him cursing you out through his laughter

・ ^ “SHUT YOUR MOHOHOHOUTH” “BIHIHITCH” etc

・ will never EVER admit how much he likes being tickled. if he had a gun to his head he still wouldn’t

・ he doesn’t really let soft tickles affect him

・ ^ if it was with his s/o or a very close friend MAYBE he’d let a few giggles slip out, but that’s a very strong maybe

・ his piercings are too sensitive for his own good

・ he has ticklish ears but just hides it because he’s embarrassed lol

・ i could definitely see him provoking others to get tickles but would never admit it

・ usually gets revenge but sometimes doesn’t depending on who did it/how they tickled him

・ overall, this boy needs more tickles in his life

LER

・ oh boy. oh lord

・ RUN FOR THE HILLS

・ unless you’re min-su or his s/o (and even then), RUUUUUNNN

・ he will NOT hold back

・ ^ the only person he’d ever hold back for would be min-su or his significant other

・ usually tickles really roughly

・ VERY PLAYFUL.

・ a huge tickle monster

・ loves to sneak squeezes on nam-gyu’s sides just to embarrass him lol

・ ^ also thanos thinks his reaction is funny

・ MUCH prefers to pin down his lee rather than let them just flop around, he finds it kinda annoying

・ once tried to tickle se-mi

・ ^ he got kneed in the crotch in response and immediately learned his lesson

・ isn’t too big on using anything except for his hands, but they fucking WORK

・ sometimes uses his mouth (teeth/raspberries/etc) in a flirty way towards his s/o but never towards a friend or anything

・ doesn’t really tease, more so taunts

・ ^ again, there’s an exception min-su lolol, you will hear him call min-su cute

・ ^^ but like. if his lee like snorts or squeals or something he WILL go ‘awww’ regardless, whether it be in a genuine manner (for min-su) or in a mocking manner (for nam-gyu)

・ likes to comment on the ticklishness of his lee, especially with nam-gyu

・ laughs a lot with his lee (he can’t help it)

・ while not on drugs, he’s a bit softer

・ if hes on drugs, he’s a little meaner

・ but on an intense high… he is so much rougher

・ thanos likes to take out his stress on nam-gyu from time to time by ruthlessly tickling him, not a lot though

・ ^ rest assured though thanos gets nam-gyu outside of when he’s stressed

・ overall nicer to his s/o, but that does NOT mean they get spared

・ if you’re his friend/in any way close, you are not safe from him

・ sometimes tickles nam-gyu as a method of ‘payment’ for the drugs

・ ^ “i’ll give one to you if you let me tickle you” he knows what he’s doing.

・ he can be summarized with three words: just fucking run

🍇💜👾☂️🎪

AAAH MY FIRST EVER POST OUTSIDE OF REBLOGS!!!!!! HELLOOOO

this guy has been infecting my brain so you get this, blame @estelle-skully (/j) cause i love their posts too much (and if you like squid games and tickling, they make banger content you should check out)

sorry for the wordiness, this is mostly me just spitballing onto a google docs lol, but i love thanos so much and i thought maybe other people would enjoy this too?? idk we’ll see

oh and tysm for reading bah. it’s not too long and it’s not a masterpiece but i still appreciate any and all likes, comments, and reblogs (seriously they make my week) idk how to end this though so??? uh???? bye LMAO idfk??

[sunatsubu]

kalluzeb titanic au

[kittycatred]

hi again red, hope you get better soon, and ummm, I'm going to leave my friend with you, their name's timberlorn, but you can call them timber, and they can keep you company!

*leaves a little snow fox, who immediately runs to red and sits by xem, then snow leaves for a bit*

For ghostie: do you want some tea and biscuits??? *Instead throws a snowball that can hit ghosts*

-Snow Anon

(ooc: there has been so much lore and so many new named anons this is epic, hope you're doing well tho!)

awwh....you....yofur reslly lettign your friend dtsy with me....?

thats....thstd so nice of you !!

ill try to tske good care of them....thr best i can atledt for right now....

timberlorn is such a prdtty name too....

thsnks snow anon....

[creatively-cosmic]

Heyyy, it’s me again :)

Wanted to say that the Fire lore is indeed Fire. And dark. Jesus Christ Almighty is it dark and I love everything about it. (I wanna give Fire a hug now but I don’t know if he likes hugs from strangers-)

ANYWAY! I got curious again and I have more questions: about Blue this time. I hope this isn’t too much.

Okay, first question: Where did Blue get the scar on his neck?

Second: Does Blue hate Fire? Or is he just so angry at his unfair existence that he takes it out on the thing closest to/most important to Arceus that he can get his hands on? (I might be reading things wrong, but that’s the vibes I get from it.)

And Third: Would Blue really be happy to see (His?) Red if he came back, even though he’s completely batshit insane?

That’s all though! I hope this wasn’t annoying. Have a good day/afternoon/night!

Trust me when I say that not only are you no trouble at all, but getting questions about Missing Numbers has been the highlights of our days! We love getting to talk about this, and it's wonderful that people have shown care and interest. Your questions make us really happy and we're always more than happy to answer.

For starters, Fire is a giant teddy bear of a man. He doesn't mind hugs. In fact, I think he needs one.

As for Blue!

The scar on Blue's neck is one of the clearest signs of his... Anomaly? Corruption?

It's a design troupe we like to use, of some kind of subtle physical sign of a more metaphysical issue. For this scar on Blue, it's the source of his Glitched state. It's an entire piece of the story, how he ended up partially corrupted and how it works, but to keep it... Simple? Without getting into the mechanics of how it worked or the in-depth story of what happened, lest we're here all day?

The scar is from his first death. The event it's from is, essentially, the first time he and Fire went through their little murder-suicide death loop, spurred on by Leaf's demise. It's a point of no return: opening up the flesh, giving up his life, and letting the corruption seep in.

Does Blue hate Fire? It feels like a cop-out answer to say it's complicated, but it REALLY is. Not even he really knows how he feels.

He hates him, yet he loves him so. He can't comprehend him, but he's the only one who understands. He's so much greater than him, so high above. He's so much less than him, like dirt beneath his feet. He is his greatest equal, the only one he could look in the eye.

It isn't his fault. It's ALL his fault. He wants him here. He wants him gone. He can't imagine losing him. He wants him dead. He NEEDS him dead. He is NOTHING to him. He's his friend rival enemy savior punishment god damnation lover

everything.

Is he haunting Blue? Is Blue haunting him? Isn't it a cruel existence to be taunted by? The man who stole the name, the place, the identity of the only one he cared for. Is it betrayal to love him too? Who else could he come to love, but him? But he's seen it- how empty he is. Like everything he does is done because it's predestined. Surely, you'd think, it's meaningless as "Red" tries to extend warmth. Tries to show kindness. Tries to be a friend. Acts like Blue means something to him.

The warmth in those brown eyes shouldn't mean anything. Not when he's seen them so cold, so empty, in everything else he's done. Not when those eyes should have been the intense red Blue KNOWS he remembers from his childhood. It's all wrong.

It's not fair. That's the main thing, and you understood that much in your question. Save one thing- Blue doesn't know about Arceus. He has no idea who is responsible. No clue why this has happened, or what's happening. He's in the dark.

All that he knows is one night as a child, at his lowest moment, his best friend left him with a tangible promise.

And the next day he was gone. He doesn't know what happened.

And the world moved on.

And then there was the brown eyed kid. Him in every sense but so, absolutely and completely, wrong. And there's no explanation. No reason. Nothing. So who else could he possibly blame? Who else could that anger possibly be directed towards?

He tried to find anyone, anything, any way to justify it. In his rational mind, this must be something beyond their control. And he's so sweet. So gentle. So quiet. So kind. But with no way to see or even comprehend the higher powers at play, every sign can only point to him.

That imposter. That replacement. That bastard.

... That boy, the only one who chose to be his friend in spite of everything.

Does he hate him? Does he not? What else can I say? It's just... Complicated.

As for the Third question.

It's funny you ask. I have a bigger piece for this planned.

[scattredthoughts]

How are you N ?

Well currently this is what’s getting me through the day …

[lesbipede]

I need to be dipped low and kissed sweetly like right now

[ventique18]

Malleus' Monologue, Part 1

"At the time of my birth, I received a blessing. That is..."

"Power, that reduces everything to nothing."

Senate Member A: "Malleus-sama, you were born to rule over all of those who walk the night. One by one, we shall grant this prince a blessing."

Senate A: "From myself, [Power], over everything. Lightning that obliterates anything that stands in your way. None shall touch nor hurt you."

Senate B: "From myself, [Voice], so that the very darkness itself may obey you. The freezing wind that storms over the Devil's Mountain. Resound so dreadfully that all things shall tremble beneath your feet."

Senate: "And from myself, [Time], that shall never pass you by. As unchanging and eternal as the night sky. In this ever-changing world, may your light forever guide our hopes."

"Night's blessing--"

"But..."

"What I truly wish for is..."

Attendant A: "You highness, it is time for you to wake up. Let us tend to your clothes and hair."

Attendant B: "Allow me to comb your hair first."

Young Malleus: "... Yes, thank you."

Malleus: "Ouch!"

Lightning strikes.

Attendant B: "Gaah!!"

And the attendant starts crying.

Malleus: "Ah! I, I'm sorry. I..!"

Attendant A: "You need not worry, your highness."

Chamberlain: "It's this clumsy attendant's fault for hurting you."

Attendant B: "My, my... Apolo... gies..!"

Chamberlain: "Take away her away at once."

Malleus: "......."

Malleus: "Lilia! You've returned from your journey!"

Lilia: "Oh, Malleus! You've already gotten used to walking on two legs before I knew it..."

Malleus: "Yes! I've gotten so used to walking now, that I can-- Ah!"

He stumbles on his feet.

Lilia: "Woah there! You say you're used to it, but you're still quite green, huh?"

Malleus: "Ugh. I still trip on my own tail... I'm fine now, you can put me down."

Lilia: "Hehe... Compared to when you were still an egg, you're a lot heavier in my arms now."

Malleus: "... Of course. I'm 22 years old now."

Lilia: "Why, you're still a baby at 22. But your hands and feet are big! Just like his parents, this one is growing up into a fine dragon."

Malleus: "E-- Ehehe! Stop tickling me, Lilia!"

Lilia: "Tickle tickle!"

Malleus: "Aha-- Ahahahaha!!!!"

But something happens so suddenly.

Lilia: "Gah!"

Malleus: "Lilia!! Your ears are bleeding!"

Lilia: "Guh! ..... I'm fine, don't worry."

Malleus: "But..!"

Lilia: "I'm fine, I'm fine. Calm down, take a deep breath... See? It's fine."

Malleus: "... I'm sorry, Lilia. You're hurt because of my voice..."

Lilia: "This isn't a big deal. Don't fret over it."

Lilia: "With more training, you'd have more control over your power."

Malleus: "... I understand."

But good things always come to an end.

Lilia: "Ngh... Sorry, looks like I have to go now."

Malleus: "What? Already?"

Lilia: "Work hard on your training while I'm gone, Malleus."

Malleus: "Okay... I, I'll study more and more."

[mikamii25]

HEEYYY I SAW YOURE BORED AND WANTED REQUEST.

So I wanna request Mr.Scarlettella With MC who has cuteness aggression. And her being a bit...gorey with her saying while squishing his face like "You're so cute I want to squash your face, peel your skin until I reach your bone and throw you into meat dispenser" OR SOMETHHING LIKE THAT. And then she walks away/ or continue to do smth normal.

I wanna see what he reacts and do lolol. Feel free to add more of him CUS I NEED MORE OF MY MAN

ok.. so I know I said I was gonna stay loyal to Mr crawling.. BUT OH MY GOD MR SCARLETELLA 👅 (me crawling is my #1 tho, never forget 😠)

(Headcannons) Mr scarletella with an Extreme cuteness aggression reader!!

Warnings: Memtions of Blood and some implanted NSFW 👅

more under cut!!!

First of, bro would absolutely enjoy your cuteness aggression 10000000%

literally LOVES it when you say you could squeeze him to death n stuff like that.

honestly he finds in cute when you give him ANY compliments.

busts a nut gets so happy when you tell him he’s so pretty and you just wanna pinch his cheeks, even though you can’t reach!

When you start getting more aggressive with saying things like “you’re so cute I just wanna bite you till you bleed” and “gaah! I just wanna cut your body up into pieces and carry your bloody parts around with me!” Or “I love your cute face so much I just wanna stab you to death!!” He gets really excited… for some reason.

gets really sad after you walk away and just pretend like nothing happened tho. He just wants your undivided love and attention!! Won’t you give him more cute comments like that? He doesn’t really care how gorey it is!

one time after you said some stuff like “I just want you covered in blood, for me! That would be so cute!” He surprised you. The next time you saw him, he was covered in dark red blood. All over him.

he asked you if you thought he was cute. Umm obviously said yes!!! He’s so cute like that, all bloody for you!

you’d eventually want to get the blood off of him, so you run him a bath and you wash him squeaky clean!

after the bath, he just won’t let go of you. After all that cuteness aggression towards him. All he wants is more affection.

sooo… you drag him to your room. And let’s just say, you helped him fulfill his needs 😗

SORRY THIS IS SHORTER THAN I EXPECTED 😭

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[pkuinn]

olruggio and qifrey, my favorite queer witches

GAAH sorry about no new posts recently!! i’ve been mentally and physically exhausted as of late. been experimenting with colors and textures again, so this was really self indulgent (i know this shit is gonna flop 😔)

[greenzilla4]

..did he- fall asleep?

Let him. He really needs it.

...

Come on.

Hm? Where are you going?

I promised we'd hang out after we help Red, right?

Oh-! Do you think he'll be alright?

He's Red. Of course he'll be alright.

[ @kittycatred @greenzilla4 (sorry for the tags ^^’) ]

HEYYYY RED

okay so i dont have time to explain but here’s your water and here’s Green and now I really gotta go but ill be back!

He sets the cup of water next to the bowl of soup before rushing out the door

Bye Red bye Green bye Purple I’ll be back in a minute!

[tickly-trashcan]

Rebuilding {Optimus Prime and Megatron}

A/N: GAAH I couldn't decide which continuity this was HAHA I've only watched tfone and tfp so far hehe so we can say this is a way later version of tfone maybe?? yeahhh tfone sounds good... i literally wrote this last night and finished it this morning bc Optimus was on my MINDDD i could not get him out so i decided to torment him instead! there is also def some hinted megaop but i didnt want to fully commit to it haha but its def megaop bc im trash ANYWAYS ENJOY

Summary: Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally working together again to rebuild Cybertron. However, Optimus is a little bit distracted by something, and it is slowly beginning to annoy Megatron.

Word Count: 1.7k (under the cut!)

“Prime, are you listening to me?” Megatron asked, putting a hand on his hip as Optimus Prime stared out the window of the ship.

“Hmm? Oh– Yes, I am,” Optimus replied quietly as he turned to face Megatron, still zoned out.

Megatron narrowed his optics at Optimus, but continued regardless. “As I was saying, now that we’re rebuilding, I think we should initially focus on– Prime.”

Optimus continued to stare out the window, not noticing Megatron. He soon picked up on the fact that Megatron was no longer talking and looked at him again, his finials dipping slightly as he became aware of Megatron’s annoyance.

“I– Sorry… My mind is in a lot of places…”

“It should be here. I’m not going to waste my breath talking if you aren’t going to listen.”

Optimus nodded, quickly glancing out the window once more before turning back to Megatron. “I’m sorry, you’re right. It’s just– It doesn’t feel real.”

Megatron raised his optical ridge. “What doesn’t? The fact that our war has finally ended, or the fact that we’re going to rebuild Cybertron?”

Optimus shook his helm and then chuckled. “Well, I suppose both of those don’t quite feel real either… But I was talking about you.”

Megatron hesitantly took the seat next to Optimus, waiting to see if he would shy away from him or if he would try to move. When he did neither, Megatron relaxed slightly into the seat, watching Optimus with earnestness as he waited for him to continue.

“It doesn’t feel real… finally being back with you. As friends, I mean…”

Optimus’ finials were dipping even more, as if Megatron’s silence was negating what he had said about their friendship.

Megatron sighed. “We used to be more than just friends, Prime. But… I will admit, it is strange having to rebuild more than just Cybertron.” Megatron leaned back, letting his arm settle across Optimus’ shoulders, making him stiffen. Megatron did not pull away. “We– I have so much more to rebuild. I have to rebuild myself, I have to rebuild your trust… I have to rebuild us.”

Optimus could not help when his finials perked up at Megatron mentioning the two of them. “I have plenty of rebuilding to do as well, Megatron. You won’t be the only one needing to rebuild things… And I promise I will be with you every step of the way.”

Megatron smiled at that. Optimus let himself relax in Megatron’s arm, his finials moving happily.

Megatron chuckled as he took notice of his dancing finials. “You never did change that habit, did you now? Even as a Prime, you’re still the same bot I knew all those cycles ago.”

Megatron traced Optimus’ finial gently, making him gasp sharply and flinch away from his touch. Optimus brought a servo up to his finial, his faceplate heating, and looked at Megatron with an embarrassed look on his face. Megatron did not move, as if he was afraid that he had hurt Optimus.

Optimus chuckled awkwardly, his laugh signifying that Megatron had not harmed him. “Sorry… My finials are– Well, they’re sensitive.”

Megatron nodded his helm slowly and looked down. A small grin began to creep up his face as he realized what Optimus had told him, however, and he turned his helm back to grin mischievously at Optimus.

“Prime…” Megatron started, looking at Optimus’ finials that were twitching slightly in anticipation of what was likely to come. “Can you tell me exactly what you mean by sensitive? If I recall, there was a certain… sensitivity that you had all those cycles ago, if I’m not mistaken.”

Optimus leaned back slightly, but did not have very much space to lean into. He was up against the window, the table in front of him, in the seat with Megatron beside him… There was nowhere he could go.

Optimus cleared his intake and sat up a bit, trying to hide his growing nervousness. “They’re just… a bit ticklish, is all. Now, what were you saying earlier about rebuilding?”

Megatron nodded his helm slowly and drew his servo up close to his face, as if he were inspecting his digits. “Ah, yes, rebuilding… We must begin by rebuilding Cybertron, and I think that we should begin by focusing on supplying energon.”

Optimus relaxed a bit, thinking that he had successfully diverted Megatron’s attention. Optimus felt Megatron’s arm shift behind him, but thought nothing of it until he felt another gentle swipe to his finial, making him jolt and gasp.

“Megatron!”

“Are you still not listening to me, Prime? I already told you, I’m not going to talk if you won’t listen.”

Despite his tone, Megatron has a sly grin on his face. Optimus knew he was messing with him, and he would not rise to the bait. Optimus folded his arms and leaned back in the seat, into Megatron’s arm, and motioned for him to continue.

As Megatron talked, Optimus did his best to listen, but the way Megatron would gesture with his servo made him constantly anticipate another ticklish sensation on his finial. He could not see Megatron’s other servo, so he did not know when he would do it, and it made it so much more difficult to retain what Megatron was saying.

Suddenly, there was another touch to his finial, but it did not go away after just one swipe. Optimus flinched at the initial touch, then began to fight back shaky giggles as the touch continued, light and ticklish. Megatron toyed with his finial gently, tracing up and down while Optimus shook with contained laughter.

Megatron raised his optical ridge. “Is something the matter, Prime?”

“N-noho…” Optimus barely managed to get out.

Megatron hummed. “Then would you mind repeating what I was just talking about? Paraphrase if you must…”

Optimus fidgeted slightly, trying to remember, but Megatron’s digit was still toying with his finial and Primus it tickled so bad and he could not recall any bit of what Megatron had said. Optimus let out a shaky breath and swatted Megatron’s servo away.

“I cahan’t– I can’t seem to recall,” Optimus said softly.

Megatron sighed, loudly and almost dramatically. “You are a truly terrible listener, Prime.”

Optimus huffed. He knew that Megatron was teasing him, but there was some part of him that was enjoying it. It felt like old times, and it made Optimus feel a strange sense of comfort. “Well, I wouldn’t be as distracted if someone wasn’t tickling me every five seconds.”

Megatron did not bother hiding his grin at this point. “Oh? Are you suggesting that I’m the cause of your distraction? Prime, I thought we were rebuilding our trust.”

Optimus rolled his optics and shook his helm. He was about to say something back, but Megatron was back to tickling his finial, cutting Optimus off as he fought back a laugh.

“Are you laughing at me now?”

“You’re tickling mehehe!”

“Am I now? I didn’t notice…” Megatron drawled, teasing Optimus’ finial with two digits as Optimus shook while trying to contain his giggles. “Hmm… I can’t help but wonder if you’re still as ticklish elsewhere…”

“Mehegatron, don’t you dahare–!”

Optimus hardly had a chance to do anything before Megatron was on him, prodding and scribbling his digits along Optimus’ chassis as he fell back in the seat, laughter almost instantly bubbling from his intake.

“Mehehehgatron! Nohoho, not thehehere!!” Optimus wailed, trying to push Megatron’s servos away from his hips.

Megatron laughed with Optimus, amused that his old friend was still just as ticklish as he remembered. “You really haven’t changed at all, have you?”

“Why wohohould I chahahange– WAhahaaa! Mehegatron, plehehease! Not thehehere!!”

Optimus was sent into a fit of frantic laughter when Megatron’s servos managed to creep up under his arms, finding the seams that he recalled drove Optimus up the wall. Megatron’s memory served him well, and he was met with the exact reaction he had anticipated as Optimus clamped his arms down as much as he could and kicked his pedes behind him.

“This is still your best spot, isn’t it? Although, I never knew about your finials back then… Maybe we should compare?”

“Mahahaybe we– Maybe we shohohouldn’t!!” Optimus wheezed, shaking his helm in an attempt to keep Megatron’s servos away. It worked slightly, but Megatron did still get a few swipes at his finials, making Optimus squeak whenever his digits made contact with them.

After a few more attempts, Megatron eventually retreated his servos back to the seams under Optimus’ arms, making him throw his helm back and laugh. He squeezed his optics shut, squirming uselessly beneath Megatron as he laughed.

Optimus gasped sharply when Megatron pulled one of his arms above him. Optimus shook his helm, his optics wide as he kept giggling.

Megatron grinned deviously. “Finials or seams?”

Optimus blinked. “Whahahat?”

“Don’t make me repeat myself again, Prime.” Optimus tried to tug his arm away and Megatron hummed. “Finials it is, then.”

“No!”

“No? Then you’d prefer the seams?”

Optimus stammered, his words coming out like static as he tried to form a coherent sentence. “I– No, I mean– Well–”

“If you don’t choose, I’ll choose for you…”

“I can’t choose!” Optimus nearly whined, shaking his helm.

Megatron raised his optical ridge and smirked. “You can’t, hmm? Well, then…” He leaned forward until he was just a few inches from Optimus’ face, making him giggle nervously. Megatron had a sly smirk on his face as he contemplated. “I think I’ll choose… both.”

“What–!”

Optimus could barely register what Megatron was planning before it was too late. He quickly dissolved into more bubbly laughter when Megatron skittered his digits along the seams under his arms, then gasped when he felt Megatron toy with his finials. He went back and forth, never letting Optimus fully get used to either sensation, and it made him a frantic, laughing mess by the time Megatron finally decided to let up.

“Y-you… That was– Ugh…” Optimus could not even formulate a proper insult or claim or anything. All that he ended up with was a few residual giggles and a tingly sensation that would not leave his seams or his finials as Megatron sat up.

“Fun? For me, it was indeed fun… I missed you, Orion.”

Optimus’ finials perked up at his old name. He had not been called that in so long, not ever since…

“I missed you too, Dee.”

Megatron smiled softly and held up his servo for Optimus, who sat up and hit it with his own. As soon as Optimus had seemingly recovered, Megatron continued his plan, and this time, Optimus found his mind could not wander to any thought other than the bot right in front of him.

[lovemybluebully]

Salad is a Four Letter Word

Soooooo Venom seems to be popular again, especially with my new pal @ticklishdeadpool so this one is for you, buddy! 🍻

While I don't think I'm going to see the new movie I did decide to dig into my graveyard of abandoned fics. Found this WIP that I had started after the first movie came out and have now filled in all the gaps for your viewing pleasure. It was a little tricky as I haven't seen the movie in awhile, but hope I did okay. For that reason, I probably won't be writing anymore Venom fics for the current time, but at least this one will be out there now.

It's a totally nonsense-type of fic. lol Didn't really have anywhere that I was going with it so it had been abandoned, but still just fun, silly interactions between Eddie and Venom. With tickles of course! Me, write a fic without tickling? 🤣 Good one.

If you have a flesh-loving alien inside of you, you don't threaten to force him to eat salad. 😆

Venom (Movieverse)

Word Count: 2,546

"What are we doing here? We don't like this place."

Eddie let out an exasperated groan as he stood in the lobby of the hospital, waiting for the elevator to come back down.

"I already told you, Anne just wants to be safe and have Dan check me out. You know, just in case my body is having any adverse effects to you practically living inside me."

"We can assure you it is not," Venom gave an offended growl from inside of him just as the elevator doors opened.

"Yeah, well as much as I'd like to believe you we'll let the body scan decide that," Eddie nodded as he stepped into the elevator and pushed the button to the correct floor.

"Eddie doesn't trust us," the symbiote accused, prompting Eddie to roll his eyes as they moved up the floors of the building. For a powerful super alien from outer space he could sure be sensitive sometimes.

"Shut up, it's not that it's just that I need proof. I'm a reporter, and I like to have the facts."

"The fact is you're being a traitorous piece of shit."

The elevator finally stopped as they reached the selected floor and Eddie walked out into the hallway. He sighed heavily once he stopped in front of the door to Dan's office; his eyes looking up towards the ceiling as if trying to find his calm.

"Tell you what, if you behave here then we'll go get some McDonald's after this. Fair?"

"....Ok, deal. But lets make it a quick visit! I'm hungry!"

"You're always hungry," Eddie shook his head as he opened the door where the doctor and Anne were waiting.

"Hi Eddie, really nice to see you again," Dan welcomed him as he stood up from his desk and walked around to shake Eddie's hand.

"You too. Uh sorry we're late. My alarm didn't go off, and when I was trying to get out the door Venom was being his usual primadonna self and-Gaah!" Eddie grunted when a single symbiote tendril reached out and poked him in the ribs, just under the armpit.

"Keep talking, Eddie," Venom hissed threateningly; his head popping out from his host's back and wrapping himself over the wide shoulders.

"Well now I see who wears the pants in this relationship," Dan laughed, but it died out when Eddie gave him an annoyed glare, not finding his joke amusing in the slightest.

"It's a good thing you're a doctor and not a comedian."

"And it's a good thing you're a reporter and not a giant loser....oh wait," Venom snickered to himself while Eddie glared back at him.

"That's it. Deal's off."

"NOOOOO!!!" Venom wailed in sorrow as Eddie gave a smug grin and reconfirmed his earlier comment.

"See? Primadonna."

"Come on, guys, take it easy. This will all be quick and painless," Anne tried to break it up, though always finding their antics to be amusing.

"Yeah, it shouldn't be bad at all. Very standard procedure. So if you're ready we can get this all underway."

Eddie was then handed a hospital gown to change into as Dan led the way down to the lab.

.......................................

"Alright, buddy, we're gonna do an MRI now, and I know you don't like that so take a hike for a minute," Eddie instructed the alien as he gestured a thumb away from himself.

"Do I have to?"

"Just do it, would ya?"

"Ohhh ok," Venom grumbled as he seeped out of Eddie onto the floor, mostly forming into a blob, but with a serpent-like head extending out. Eddie blinked for a moment and then smirked down at the symbiote.

"You know, I never noticed how cute you actually look like that."

"We are not cute!" Venom glared up at him as Anne looked the symbiote over and nodded.

"You kinda are," she agreed with a grin, causing Venom to hiss and slither off out of the room.

"Well lets get this over with before Venom has a heart attack from not eating for thirty minutes," Eddie joked, purposely saying it loud enough for the alien to hear.

"It's been an hour, you prick!"

"Ooooh sorry, one whole hour! Someone better call CPS on me," Eddie rolled his eyes and climbed up onto the table. He then laid down with his arms at his sides as Anne looked back at Dan to give him the go ahead.

"Alright, we're all set. Here goes nothing," Dan said over the speaker as he controlled the conveyor to slide into the tube until only Eddie's legs and feet were sticking out, "Now try not to move and this won't take long."

"Got it," Eddie nodded, but with the position he was in Anne couldn't resist teasing him a little.

"Comfy in there?" Anne grinned playfully, running a finger up the bottom of Eddie's bare foot as the man yelped and jerked his leg.

"He-Hey! Well not when you do THAT!"

"Sorry, it's just too easy," she briefly tickled his other foot receiving another squawk of objection as Eddie pulled up his knees to put his feet flat on the table.

"Heehee, stop it!"

"Get him again, Anne," Venom goaded into the microphone from where he sat next to Dan inside the control room as Eddie yelled back at him.

"Shut your mouth, parasite!"

Dan was trying to remain professional, but had to use his hand to cover his mouth so he could hide his amused smile.

"Lay still, please. Anne, leave the patient alone."

Anne smirked, giving him a wink as she walked away to join Dan and Venom. Once he saw that she was at a safe distance Eddie put his legs back down.

A few moments later the machine came to life and began the in-depth scan, while the three observed on the monitors in the control room. After a minute of looking at the pictures on the screens Dan cleared his throat.

"Hmm. Well that's interesting...," the doctor trailed off in his thought, making Eddie assume something was wrong.

"What? What do you see?! He hasn't been snacking on my organs, has he?! Venom!"

"Actually everything looks perfectly normal. Organs are all intact, no restrictions in your blood flow, heart looks healthy, brain functions are top notch. All in all I'd say you check out just fine. It's incredible," Dan put his hands up in astonishment as he sat back in his chair.

"So you're saying that having Venom inside of him hasn't done any damage whatsoever?"

Anne was just as surprised to learn this new information as Dan shook his head in response.

"Not that I can see, no."

"Told you, pussy," Venom sneered haughtily, slithering out of the control room back into view while the conveyor drew Eddie out of the machine.

"Well that's a relief," Eddie sat up and immediately began putting his clothes back on, "Guess I can sleep better tonight knowing that this parasite inside me isn't leeching off of my body so much."

"That can easily change if Eddie keeps calling us names...," the symbiote growled as Eddie just shook his head with an amused smirk. Dan then walked out into the room, scribbling some notes onto a clipboard.

"Alright, well since we're all done with that it's safe for Venom to get back into your body now."

"Yes!" Venom whooped as he quickly hurled himself at Eddie, knocking him back onto the table.

"Hey! Watch it!" Eddie grunted as he then found himself forced off of the table to his feet.

"Come on, lets go Eddie! Now!" Venom shouted as he took control and yanked Eddie's body across the room towards the door much to the surprise of the other two.

"Uhh, goodbye?" Anne gave an awkwardly half-wave.

"I promised him McDonaaaaaaald's!" Eddie's voice faded as Venom violently drug him out of the room.

A SHORT WHILE LATER....

"Happy now?" Eddie asked with a sickened frown as he recanted watching Venom devour over ten quarter pounder cheeseburgers. The alien belched in response from inside of him as they walked down the sidewalk.

"Yes. That will probably hold us over for another hour or so."

"You know, you're a pretty expensive date," Eddie groaned as he looked into his wallet, only having a few dollars remaining now.

"Would you rather we ate a human instead?"

"Uhhh no, heh. No, I'd appreciate if you didn't do that," he laughed nervously as he glanced around at all the people on the busy street that Venom could easily snatch up if he so desired.

"Well then you shouldn't complain. Besides, you love us."

"In a really screwed up kinda way, yeah I guess so," Eddie smirked, "Now shut up, will ya? People are gonna think I'm crazy if they see me walking around and talking to myself."

"People already think we are crazy," Venom pointed out, making Eddie shake his head.

"Not complete strangers. Now not another word until we get back home. Got it?"

"But Eddie we can't stay quiet that long..."

Eddie just kept his mouth closed, pretending he didn't hear anything.

"Eddie...."

Still Eddie continued to ignore him

"EddieEddieEddieEddieEddie!"

Eddie just continued facing forward as he focused on getting back to his apartment down the street.

"Ignore me will you...," Venom then grinned slyly as he crept out underneath Eddie's jacket to stay unseen and then gently squeezed the man's shirt covered ribs, making his body jerk in an unusual fashion.

"Gggnnh! You little...!" Eddie yelled just as he was passing a mother with her child, who looked at him accusingly as she pulled her daughter closer and hurried on.

"I'm...I'm sorry, I didn't mean....Not her, I just....," he tried to explain himself as he stammered after them to no avail, hearing the mother mention something to the little girl about, 'That is why you don't do drugs'.

Venom chuckled at how perfect the timing of that had been as Eddie growled.

"Alright, very funny. Now stay still and stay quiet," he muttered, trying not to move his lips too much as his outburst had attracted some unwanted eyes.

He'd made it another half a block before his sides were being attacked again as he stumbled and clamped his arms down.

"Eeheehee!" He gave a high-pitched giggle, prompting some of the street vendors to give him odd looks as he blushed and tried to walk a little faster.

"Will you stop? You're making me look insane."

"Can we talk again?"

"No!" Eddie hissed, "Just keep your fucking mouth shut, and wait until we-Ehahahah!"

The tentacled goo dug into his armpits for a few moments as Eddie squirmed in place and laughed wildly.

"No, not there!" He yelped just as the tickling stopped, looking up to find people had paused on the street to stare at him with curious eyes.

"I uh...heh.....I'm just uhhh....," when he couldn't think of any kind of believable explanation he quickly just turned and walked away again.

"I hate you so much right now," he whispered loudly through gritted teeth, hearing Venom laugh from within and knowing he was getting a big kick out of making Eddie look like a fool.

"Think that's funny? Well guess who's eating nothing but salads for the next week or two."

Venom's snickers immediately were cut off as he was now silent for a moment.

".....You're bluffing," his voice was full of uncertainty and worry and that made Eddie smirk, knowing he had the upper hand now.

"Tickle me again and find out, fucker," Eddie threatened vaguely, and just let Venom stew in his thoughts for now about whether he was being serious or not.

It seemed to work as he had now made it a few blocks without incident, even stopping to have a nice chat with Mrs. Chen when he came across her sweeping up her store front.

"Evening, Mrs. Chen."

"Hello Eddie. Not going to buy a chocolate bar today like usual?"

"No, no chocolate. I was thinking about going on a diet actually," Eddie smirked slightly as he rubbed at his stomach.

"Ohhh, he's not going to like that," she smiled, referring to Venom and knowing that he was the one who had the sweet tooth.

"Well it's for his own good. Besides he's been misbehaving a lot lately so I had to put my foot down. Say you don't happen to sell any saHAAlads, do yoohou?" His body spasmed out of nowhere as the shop keeper gave him a concerned look.

"What's wrong, Eddie? Are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm f-INE! I'm juhust....Venom keeps....teehehehehee...I...I gotta go-ho, Mrs. Chen," Eddie stuttered through his giggles as he gave her a wave and continued on his way down the street.

"Don't worry, dear, he'll be back for that chocolate," Mrs. Chen called to Venom with a smile as the alien peeked out from under the back of Eddie's jacket and gave her a wink.

"V! What did I tell you?!" Eddie spat once they were out of earshot, "You really want to eat nothing but salads for a week?!"

All was quiet for a few moments before Venom finally gave a reply that made Eddie's skin crawl.

"Worth it."

A split second later and the tendrils were everywhere on his upper body; this time staying underneath his t-shirt to get directly at the bare skin. They were wriggling all over from his hips and belly all the way up his sides into his armpits, and there was nothing Eddie could do to try to hide his reactions.

The man was in a laughing fit now as he nearly fell over but managed to find his footing and continued to hurry down the sidewalk despite all the people staring at the hysterically laughing man as he went by. The tickling was unrelenting this time as he desperately looked for some kind of escape.

He finally was able to duck down an alleyway, stumbling and tripping over a garbage can as he went further down. After giving a brief look to make sure no one was around he collapsed with his back against a wall and shouted through his laughter.

"Okaaahaay! Okaahaahaaay! Hahahaha! You caahaan tahahalk agahahain! Now pleeeheease st....stop tihihickling meeheee!" His arms uselessly pressed to his sides as he kicked out and squirmed.

"And the salads.....?" Venom pressed with goo squirming up to tickle the reporter's sensitive neck as well, making him squeal out giggles.

"A johohoke! Juhuhust a johohohoke! Ahaahahaheeheehee! Plehehease buhuhuddy! I'm sohohorry!" Eddie shouted for mercy and was grateful when it was granted to him as he tried to calm down and get his breath back. Venom then popped out of his jacket to give him a shit-eating smile.

"Nice of you to come around, Eddie."

"....You're an asshole," Eddie glared playfully at him, giving him a small shove.

"Takes one to know one."

"Yeah? I thought I was a pussy?"

"Yes, but you're our pussy," the symbiote replied as Eddie's face gradually twisted in revulsion.

"Uhhh, thanks? I mean, that hardly sounds like a compliment, but thanks?"

"The best pussy we've ever had," Venom grinned proudly, in his mind thinking that had sounded better as Eddie only sighed and put his face in his palms.

"Please stop."

"Definitely the biggest."

"You can still eat me, right?"

[gars-weaponeer]

Incorrect Clone Wars quote #5

(The coruscant guard after catching a criminal)

Thorn: If we are going to find out why we need to get some answers.

Fox, getting ready to enter the interrogation room: ...

Thorn: ....

Fox: What?

Thorn: Oh, It's just that you always get to be the bad cop.

Thorn: I thought that this time I could be the bad cop!

Fox: ....

(Later, Thorn enters the interrogation room)

Thorn: Alright you criminal Scum! We want some answers and we want them right NOW!

(Thorn slams the door and breaks the glass by accident)

Thorn: oops... too hard.

Thorn: sorry Fox I'll--

Thorn: I mean-- That's nothing compared of what I'm about to do to you if i don't get what I want now!

Criminal: ... what?

Fox: you better watch yourself with my partner here, Any little thing can set him off.

Criminal: pfft. Commander Thorn? We talkin' 'bout the same guy here?

Thorn: >:C

Thorn: why don't you step outside Fox? I wanna have a private talk with our friend here!

Thorn, pulling the light down on the Criminal's face: Let's put some light on the subject--

Criminal, whinces at the bright light.

Thorn, pulling the light away: Ah, sorry too bright?

Fox: .....

Thorn: I mean- That's nothing compared to my Z-6, which can really do some serious damage! so talk!

Criminal: You gotta be kidding me...

Fox, appears beside the criminal with a cup: Caff?

Criminal: AAAH! don't do that!

Fox, smiling: I thought you might like some Caff, is good.

Criminal: why are you showing me your teeth?! what is that?

Thorn, grabbing the criminal by the shirt: You're gonna need that caff after I'm done with you!

Fox, with a donut in hand: Donut?

Criminal: Gaah! get that away from me! is it poison?

Fox, smiling again: It's chocolate.

Criminal: AAAH! I'll talk! I'll talk! just get him out of here!

[twistedthings]

Devon was usually the level headed one of the group, or at least, between him and Brody anyway. They were a good pair, better friends and he would even dare to say they were ride or die, even if Brody did shit that drove Devon up a wall. Like now, in the middle of a damn heist they'd planned and plotted out for months only for the unexpected to startle them all, Devon might have been a little more upset at the unplanned interruption and Brody's quick response to it than anything else. Aisha's words made him scoff a little as he plopped down into the driver's seat, something he insisted on if only because he felt safer if it was him. Not that he doubted either one of his friend's ability to drive but he had insisted they all have their parts to play and well, it was his car.

It only took a few seconds for him to throw the key into the ignition and start that beast, waiting only a bit longer before the car doors were shut after Brody and Aisha got into the vehicle as well and soon they were tearing off on their route to escape and evade the law that was very much on the way thanks to the silent alarm none of them had known about until Brody had punched out that guard. He glanced in the rear view mirror as if expecting someone to be running after them but his eyes landed on Aisha and he took a deep breath, glancing then at Brody. Relaxing was the best way to get out of this and focus on his driving, this was his insisted part after all. Aisha's efforts in lightening the mood was welcomed by Devon and he relaxed. "Sorry, man, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that, are you okay?" He asked Brody, eyes slipping over the other before they returned to the road and he switched gears to excel through a neighborhood, coming out on the other side he crossed a main road, eyes peeling for any cops before continuing on the long, evasive route they'd mapped out together.

This feeling of fucking up was something Brody battled with outside of the trouble he, Aisha and Devon got up to but apparently it didn't take anything at all to make that nasty feeling resurface at the most inopportune times. Although he knew Devon wasn't trying to be cruel Brody couldn't help but take it the wrong way, or at least, his adrenaline, pain filled mind did and it wasn't until they were tearing out of the parking garage and onto the street did he relax back and let himself think. Some of that hot anger and adrenaline easing out of his muscles and system. His eyes closed and for the first few beats of them driving through a neighborhood Brody spent just collecting his thoughts and feelings. They had gotten the shit they came for, they had gotten out and were on their way to their rendezvous. That was enough for now.

Aisha's hand on his shoulder was a comfort and Brody opened his blue eyes to turn them on the woman in the back seat, his lips curling up into a cocky but affectionate smirk, eyes sweeping over to Devon and his concerned remark as well. Brody chuckled lightly, the action shaking his rattled body but the pain wasn't more than he got in a sparring match or bar fight, he could handle worse. Warm and calloused fingers brushed over Aisha's hand and Brody pulled her hand to his lips to press a gentle kiss there, rough thumb sweeping lightly across the area and squeezing her hand. "What? You're not gonna play nurse for me? You'd look real hot in scrubs." He teased, releasing her hand and glancing at Devon as if for back up. "Yeah I'm fine but you know I won't say no to a good drink and getting this asshole drunk." He said, shoving gently at Devon's arm which made the other man grin and shake his head. Should he feel giddy already? They weren't totally in the clear and Brody didn't want to jinx them by celebrating too soon but he couldn't help but feel that adrenaline filled joy burst in his chest.

her hands clutched the bags and aisha couldn't help but roll her eyes at the two men bickering. "y'know, i think you can actually walk faster if you stop bitchin' at one another." it was always the same shit, the two doing them things and her cleaning up after them. quick on their heels, she watched as brody opened the door and she ducked inside, tossing the bags before she climbed in herself. would she have preferred to drive? yes, but arguing with devon when he was already pissed was a lost cause. they had planned this for months and with how things went down, aisha knew they were lucky to have gotten out without getting caught. whether they stayed on the down low and remained free was another story, but she had faith. "go! go!" she smacked the driver's side seat, encouraging devon to get the hell out before the security guard had a chance to wake up and call backup.

when the car had pulled out of the garage and was on the street, she relaxed back against the seat and blew out a breath. the adrenaline was beginning to make its way out of her system and aisha was now exhausted. "you know you're both right," she said after the silence in the car became unbearable. "brody's an idiot and dev is mad his punch was slow." she was teasing, hoping to diffuse the tension between the two because when they fought, she hated being the one in the middle. choosing sides was impossible and after many arguments, they both had to know by now she was as neutral as switzerland. moving to poke her head between their seats, she looked over at brody. "think you'll need to go to the hospital for those? we can make up some dumb excuse tomorrow that you and dev got drunk or some shit." she rubbed his shoulder comfortingly. "or we can just get you drunk when we get back and help you forget the pain."