#G writes Evak

[luffysfakebeard]

I’m writing more JM3 and I just want to check if there are any scenes people want to see before the baby is born so I can add them to my list and work them into the fic

[inmyarmswrappedin]

i am catching up on some of your posts from yesterday and i wanted to add that i don’t think that the remakes have exactly tarnished og skam, but maybe more like watered it down in some viewers’ eyes? a lot of people saw og skam as unique in its format and way of portraying teens along with important topics. but after three years of the same stories being repeated across the remakes, it seems like some people have just gotten tired of those same stories and that then gets translated into people forgetting that they were actually new and unique when just og skam was airing. i don’t know if that makes sense? the stories got wrung dry, honestly. which is why i so wish that the remakes had just used the skam format and told their own stories, so that the universe could expand in terms of who is being represented and also so that og skam could just stand on its own once again.

Hi anon! 🍒 This is an interesting ask (btw thanks for the thoughtful asks you guys have been sending me all this time! I genuinely enjoy not just reading your asks, but giving them a platform and discussing them). I feel you in some aspects, but maybe not others.

I agree that the remakes have watered Skam down for some viewers, but I wouldn't say they have watered down the stories per se. I think it's more, like, for some people Skam is simply a show that drops in clips during the week with yellow timestamps and a lead character. That is all that Skam is and nothing else. But if you've been reading my tumblr long enough, you might've caught discussions about how Skam made use of the illusion of "realism" to actually show idealism and hope. However, for some viewers, Wtfock is just as realistic as Skam even when it is continually cruel and disdainful towards its characters. This is a way in which (certain) remakes have watered down Skam, because Skam had a very specific mission statement and feel and intention, that people don't think it's an essential part of Skam that should be kept throughout the versions. And this also goes for aspects like showing a character's vulnerability, for instance. (@lightsandlostbells explained how that was lost in some remakes because they cast actors who, simply put, were too old and self-aware to convey teenage vulnerability anymore.)

I also feel like Skam was really good at finding very specific and personal moments that hadn't really been shown on mainstream TV before, like Isak taking that gay quiz for instance. That was the first time I saw a gay character do that on a piece of media, and yet soooo many people resonated with it! It's small stuff like Noora losing her shit over the fish cakes, which was such a poignant portrayal of controlling one's intake of food not to lose weight (as EDs are often portrayed on TV), but to have control over something when your life is unraveling. I feel like this kind of scenes came about as a result of the extensive research NRK did before sitting down to write the show, like I genuinely feel they listened to the people they interviewed and sought to be accurate and respectful of their experiences. (However limited by their own views as white feminists/white moderates they were.) The remakes, for the most part, have lost these small moments, because they're more focused on dropping as many clips as possible to keep tags alive, more focused on having lots of things going on, maybe to make up for shorter, less intimate clips.

This is how I feel the remakes have watered down Skam (and tbf, the extent to which the remakes have watered down Skam varies as far as I'm concerned, like I don't place Druck and eskam and Austin with Wtfock, France or Italia, and I don't think anyone will be surprised there). Because I think if the remakes had focused on truth over spectacle, I genuinely feel people wouldn't be as tired nor the stories as wrung dry. I feel like they focused more on telling the story than telling the emotional truth behind the story.

At any rate, I feel like if a story is adapted well, it can be adapted over and over and over. Like, how many versions of Romeo and Juliet are out there? Or Pride and Prejudice? But not every version of these stories is equal, which I also feel was something the wider Skams fandom had issues with facing for a while. Like, it was kind of verboten to like one remake more than another, and even more so to like a remake better than Skam. (And for as much as this ask is all about how the remakes watered Skam down... Here's the thing: Some people like those remakes better anyway. And that's fine!)

You could say, "well, people don't just mainline 8 versions of P&P in a single year, maybe those stories would be wrung dry if people did." And like, while I do think all the remakes try to capture international fandom to a bigger or lesser extent, or at least enjoy the international attention... I also don't think any team is expecting people to watch all 8 versions lol. I don't think all that many people involved with a Skam (whether crew or cast) has watched all 8 versions with all of its seasons. So like, that's on us for feeling like we have to watch everything or we're somehow being unfair to a remake or another. And it certainly doesn't help when stans of a particular remake will be like, "well, you're just looking for reasons to dislike this remake, Sander forgave Robbe so idk why you're still talking about it!!" as if I had some sort of vendetta against the Belgians or some shit.

I do miss Skam (or when Skam was at its best rather, like I don't miss Noora's season lmao, though it had its small moments like I've mentioned), but I also feel like... Maybe the people who enjoy the "watered down" remakes never really enjoyed Skam for all that it was, but only certain elements of it. And like, I can certainly relate to that!! Because I definitely enjoyed certain elements of Skam while not liking some other aspects and liking how the remakes did them more (like, for instance, I MUCH prefer how eskam did Nora/Alejandro over Noorhelm and idc that it's "watered down" Skam and that we don't see as many small moments with Nora G as we did with Noora). And I get that Skam stans (or, like, evak stans, because I truly only see this sentiment about wishing that Skam hadn't been wrung dry from evak stans, sorry, I've never seen it from Noorhelm or Sana stans, and Mohnstad stans seem to be angrier that none of the remake P-Chrises capture Herman's raw sexuality (LMAOOOOOO) than anything else) got to have a fandom without comparisons to other evaks or without complaints that evak was too white, cis and male. Honestly, when people draw certain comparisons between Isak and a remake Isak, I too want to scream. But otoh, without the remakes, I wouldn't have David (or Shay, Jo, Cris, Joana, Eva V, Nora G, Amira N, Lucas R, and many others) so you know... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[folerdetdufoler]

first line game 🖋

i was tagged by @sassy-sassy3​ to do this and completely forgot. sorry love!

rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). see if there are any patterns. choose your favorite opening line. then tag 10 of your favorite authors.

chaptered:

1) magic eight ball (evak, 280.5k wip, e): In the two years that Isak has worked at The Evening News, twenty-five journalists have been let go.

2) rule of seven (evak, 164.4k, e): Isak had a list of notes from his trip, a mix of the exhibit tasks with vague ideas of a deadline and general thoughts that popped into his mind over the long weekend spent in Paris.

3) mondays at sixteen (evak, 163.5k, e): “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.”

4) five dollars (evak, 36k, m): It all started with a rushed email from Luke.

5) knock four times (evak, 92k, e): Isak wanted to go home.

6) scene three, take two (evak, 31.3, t): Isak loved being back in Oslo and spending time with his mother, but his patience was wearing thin with the holidays.

one shots:

1) blood rushed (evak, 3.6k, e): “Eskild!”

2) in red (chrisak, 3.2k, e): He didn’t like it, but this was how his first year was turning out.

3) moonlight (evak, 763, g): It’s a personal favorite of the bride’s.

4) the heavenly body (evak, 2.3k, g): By now Isak could tell what was on the horizon.

5) the chosen one (evak, 2.3k, g): Even rang the doorbell because he couldn’t manage the handle with his arms full.

6) the believer (evak, 2.6k, g): Even asked him the question before, when they were much younger.

7) the magician (evak, 3.6k, t): “We really need to make a decision on what we’re doing with gifts.”

8) the answer (evak, 6k, g): Despite everyone’s warnings, Eva was throwing a Christmas party.

9) dog watching (evak, 13k, e): It wouldn’t have happened if Jonas wasn’t late.

i don’t know that i have any patterns. i guess i tend to avoid opening with dialogue, though i do enjoy mondays’s first line. and if i had to pick a favorite it would probably be that, for the shock value alone. this was a fun exercise because it made me realize how little i used to write! magic eight ball feels so bloated in comparison. also...is five dollars really just mature? i might need to change that to explicit, but i’d have to reread it first.

thanks for the tag! i encourage anyone who sees this to do it too!

[sweeterthankarma]

Writing Tag Game!

I was tagged by @ghostcat3000 💛

Tagging @bensschwartz, @hallo-catfish, @xiangyu, @probablymyalgic, & @johnisntevendead (but no pressure!)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

275. How?!? (I write primarily short-ish one-shots, but like, still. How?!?)

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

462,072. That seems like both a lot and not much at all.

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1) California Never Felt Like Home To Me (Until I Had You On the Open Road)

(To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, Peter Kavinsky/Lara Jean Song-Covey, 2.1K, Rated G): https://archiveofourown.org/works/15779202

It’s summer, and Peter invites Lara Jean onto his family’s vacation to San Francisco a week before they go. She pokes fun at him because it’s so last minute and he’s always forgetting about things until right before they’re about to happen, but then she finds out that he’d only just convinced his parents to let them go alone, and now it’s entirely different.

2) You Are the Best Thing (That’s Ever Been Mine)

(Atypical, Casey Gardner/Izzie Taylor, 5K, Rated T): https://archiveofourown.org/works/25397293

Tori22ferrante requested, “5 times Izzie refers to Casey as ‘her girl’ and 1 time Casey does it for her.”

3) Don't Need a Ring for My Finger, Just Need a Steady Hand to Hold

(Sense8, Kala Dandekar/Wolfgang Bogdanow/Rajan Rasal, 1K, Rated G): https://archiveofourown.org/works/18231296

It’s Wolfgang, observant through Kala’s eyes while he shaves in the bathroom upstairs, who finally urges her to ask Rajan what he’s thinking about. “Marriage,” he responds simply and almost immediately. Nonchalant, he sets down the paper like the word he’d just uttered doesn’t hold the intense amount of weight that it most certainly does.

4) The Morning After (Is Both the Hardest and the Sweetest Part)

(Sense8, Kala Dandekar/Wolfgang Bodganow/Rajan Rasal, 2K, Rated T): https://archiveofourown.org/works/15154799

Thinking of her love and her husband as being the “same” in any sense is strange, and looking towards the bed, seeing them lying close, breathing slow, is even stranger. Kala's stomach churns, both hunger and anxiety, and she wishes she was still asleep, oblivious and unaware of the mess she’s gotten herself into.

5) Give Me a Museum & I'll Fill It With Our Love

(The Good Place, Eleanor Shellstrop/Tahani Al-Jamil, 1.6K, Rated G): https://archiveofourown.org/works/14206125

“Seems chill, I’d bang him,” Eleanor says while staring up at a portrait of an eighteenth century, heavily bearded man. “Eleanor, please, I’m trying to educate you,” Tahani says, smoothing her dress and giving her a pointed look. Eleanor smiles up at her, bright and innocent, and it’s all softness underneath Tahani’s irritated facade when she meets the gaze of those blue eyes.

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Probably this canon-adjacent Wyndolls fic, It's Lonely Where You Are (Come Back Down; I Won't Tell Them Your Name) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/16163222)

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

I write so much fluff...but something about the softness of Even & Isak in Shimmery & Golden (https://archiveofourown.org/works/27531607) and Come Run Your Hands Through My Hair (Cause That's Why It's There) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/28786659) live rent free in my mind, as the kids say.

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

I do! My Kind of Party is basically just horny crack treated seriously, and I had so much fun basically throwing all caution to the wind while writing it. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/18690400)

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yep.

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

LOL yes. Clearly. Lots of kinds. Usually the kind that ends up hopelessly romantic or at least with the tiniest bit of feelings, no matter how much I’m trying to avoid that for the sake of angst or pure horniness.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of! If anyone ever sees that happen, please report it and let me know.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! The Morning After (Is Both the Hardest and the Sweetest Part) has been translated into Russian, which is so cool! Here’s the link to the original-- https://archiveofourown.org/works/15154799 -- and the translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15522618.

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! @bensschwartz and I wrote a sweet, angsty little Iggymartin thing, I’ll Be Scared (So By the Time You Wake I’ll Be Brave): https://archiveofourown.org/works/32370229

13. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I hate to say it...but Second Curse, Worse Than the First (https://archiveofourown.org/works/13378377/chapters/30639954). The Wynonna Earp fandom has since moved on from the plot of season 2, and so have I. Also, most of the Wyndolls shippers have seemed to move on overall, which won’t stop me from still writing them, but probably just from writing this particular fic. And also, if I’m honest? I have no idea where this fic was even going to go. I did not plan it out at all

14. What are your writing strengths?

Diving into character’s feelings. Details. Feeling the scene deeply as I write it.

15. What are your writing weaknesses?

Diving too much into a character’s feelings so that I tell rather than show. Unintentional repetition. Feeling the scene so much that I don’t approach it from a writing standpoint, and then it gets muddled; I know what I’m trying to say, but everyone who reads it gets bits and pieces.

16. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I love to throw it into my Skam, Sense8, and BTS fics-- especially for Maxel!-- but I feel like I’m incorrect 99% of the time with my translations. Google Translate can only get me so far. I accept that fate.

17. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Sonny with a Chance, in like, 2009. I don’t have any of the fic anymore, but it existed.

18. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

It’s so hard to choose, but Drugs & Money (I Can Hear the Birds Sing) is a SKAM fic I was sure people were going to eat up, and it didn’t get as much attention as I expected. It’s a fun one for sure, and though I don’t know what more I could say in this AU, sometimes I consider jumping back into this verse for a minute just to see what else this version of Evak is up to. Definitely  more crime. https://archiveofourown.org/works/26006290

[ayellowcurtain]

miss Evak like HELL. May you pleaaase, pleaaase write something about em? (enemies to lovers or rivals or anything a n y t h i n g) 

So it’s been a few days since Isak started feeling bad, he thinks he’s got the flu or something. And sick Isak doesn’t really function. At all. So he’s been just laying around in their bed, they moved to this new flat about two or three months ago. It’s still small, but not as small as the first one, they could even fit a bigger bed in this bedroom. There’s a small bathroom inside too where Isak drags himself every few hours to go pee or wash his face. He might have a fever, but he doesn’t know where the thermometer is or even if they have one. 

“Isak?” Even closes the door behind himself and Isak smiles against his pillow, kind of shrinking himself inside his hoodie, still feeling giddly and warm everytime he hears that deep, soothing voice that feels more like a home than anything or anywhere else.

He hears as Even drops his keys on their table absently, doing the same with his jacket and boots, leaving under a chair as he walks to their bedroom. 

“There you are...” Isak moves to lie on his back, watching as Even raises his eyebrows and shows the little container on his left hand. “I brought you some soup I made myself at the restaurant.” 

Isak smiles and raises his eyebrows too, still laying down, hoping Even will come closer. 

“Oh, so you’re a cook now?” Even laughs and Isak lifts his arms, quietly asking his boyfriend to come closer. He obeys and sits right next to Isak, putting his hand on his chest, still warm from holding the soup. 

“How are you feeling, baby?” He puts the brown container of the restaurant he works at next to their bed, on the nightstand. 

“Better now that you’re back...” 

Even looks different from years ago, but not too different. His hair is still basically the same, he just doesn’t do anything to it in the morning, using his extra time to stay in bed with Isak. He still looks a rockstar in Isak’s eyes. Isak’s hair is shorter, but not too short, mostly around his ears and the back of his neck. And sometimes he lets his bear grow for a few weeks, too lazily to shave every morning before going to college.

“How was work?” Isak asks when Even gets distracted staring at him like he’s some of his cheesy movies that he loves to watch over and over again. 

“Good, but was worried about you.” Even gently touches his stomach under his hoodie and his hand suddenly feels cold against Isak’s burning hot skin. He moves closer and Isak covers his own mouth with his hand. Even frowns and smiles, kissing the back of Isak’s hand. 

“What?” 

“I’m sick! No, Even! If we kiss you’ll get sick too.” He hears how muffled and dumb he sounds, but it doesn’t matter. Even keeps staring at him and he smiles wider. 

“I rather be sick than not kiss you, Isak.” Even answers in his matter-of-factly way, squeezing Isak’s side. 

“Don’t be dumb. Am I eating this soup cold?” 

“Yeah, if you don’t get up to get a spoon. I didn’t get you one.” Even raises his eyebrows and Isak wants rolls his eyes, taking his hand off of his mouth. 

“Such an asshole...” He whines and grumply pushes their blankets aside, sitting up and Even presses their lips together, keeping Isak close, brushing his nose against Isak’s. 

“Now we might even share the soup, preventing me from getting as sick as you.” 

Isak should complain, keep his pattern, but it’s hard when Even is this close, so caring. 

“Tomorrow is your day off, right? Please say yes, that you’re staying home tomorrow...I might need a nurse.” Isak snuggles closer, unzipping Even’s sweatshirt so he can put his hands inside, hugging him with his legs around his waist too. Even puts his hand up, pushing Isak’ hair away from his eyes, always so gentle. 

“Tomorrow is my day off, but I would rather if we could stay in bed, together. Maybe less clothes, you feel too warm, might have a fever.” His hand comes a little lower, resting against Isak’s sweaty forehead. “Definitely a fever. You might need a cold bath in the morning so I’ll go in with you to help you clean...” 

He wiggles his eyebrows and Isak bites the inside of his cheek, nuzzling against Even’s neck, feeling his other hand up and down his back, soothing him. 

“I’ll get you a spoon and we’ll share.” 

“Okay...just give me a minute.” And Isak hugs Even even tighter, coming to sit on his lap. 

[shadeandadidas]

for any any ship? then i would love for you to write something with “you’re home. you’re safe.” and isak/even? 🙃

A n y t h i n g for my AK!

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Even, as a rule, is the easiest bed partner Isak has ever had. Granted, he’s also the only bed partner he’s ever had if you discount that one night the boy squad had gotten so drunk that Isak and Magnus had ended up on Jonas’s tiny bed together. 

But Magnus had kicked and snored, so Isak’s point remains. Even is by far the most superior person to share a bed with, the end. 

Of course, every rule has an exception. and Even’s exception is the incredibly rare occasion in which he has a nightmare. 

Isak is woken up that night by Even tossing and turning. He reaches over to flick on the bed-light and rubs his eyes, “Ev?”

Even doesn’t stir, he just continues to move restlessly from underneath the blankets. There is a fine sheen of sweat on his brown, and Even’s usually soft, supple lips were chapped, bitten through. 

Isak places a hand on Even’s cheek, “Even. Baby?”

Even’s eyes snap open and he has a hand tightly around Isak’s wrist in seconds. Isak doesn’t fight the hold, knows that if he struggles, that freaks Even out even more.

Even finally gets a couple of breaths in and blinks at the light, “Isak?”

“Hey,” Isak responds almost conversationally, yawning a bit at the end, “Nightmare?”

It takes Even a second to respond, even longer to realize that his grip is still forceful. He lets go immediately and runs a hand through wild dark hair, “Yeah.”

“Want to talk about it?”

“It was... It was just when we went to the hotel. After, I mean, or- when I-- well, its hazy. I’m fine. I was just wandering alone and--”

Isak reached over and kissed Even’s bare shoulder, “You’re home, now. And you’re safe. With me.”

Even let out a breath and smiled, “You going to protect me?”

“Of course. Your mom doesn’t pay me to let you hurt, you know.”

Even laughed and shifted, just enough to lightly tackle Isak back down to his back.

[skamenglishsubs]

Subtext and Culture, Season 4, Episode 10

Subtext: Vilde knows that Chris just got here, but she told her to wait outside, and she looks really scared when the doorbell rings, which means that she doesn’t want Chris to come in. She’s hiding her private life even from Chris, her best friend. Subtext: Sobril is a trade name for Oxazepam, an anti-anxiety drug that’s also used to treat alcohol withdrawal, which means that Vilde’s mom is struggling with alcoholism or mental illness, or both. Subtext: Vilde lies to her mom about who was at the door, and she lied to the guy at the door about her mom. We also see her going through household bills, so she’s parentified, taking care of the household, taking responsibility, and shielding her mom. Culture: The show is full of socio-economic markers, and how Vilde lives tells us a lot more about her. When the other characters either live in nice single-family houses, or in nice, large, inner city apartments, Vilde lives in a smaller apartment with her single mom, further out in the suburbs of Oslo. While the other characters are all comfortably middle-class or upper middle-class, Vilde isn’t, her family struggles with money, so she is probably lower middle-class. Subtext: P-Chris’ dream is a direct foreshadowing of what he will do later in the episode when he asks Emma out right in front of both Eva and Jonas. Subtext: Eva says she’s doing “nothing in particular”, which means that she’s lying to her friends about sleeping P-Chris, and that she doesn’t think what they have is very serious. That’s gotta hurt, even for unrepentant fuckboys like him. Throwback: The final episode is full of throwback references to things that happened earlier in the series. The same name joke is of course a reference to P-Chris meeting girl Chris in the very first episode in season 1.

Subtext: Jonas is embarrassed about dating Emma, he’s lying to her about not being embarrassed, and he’s lying to his friends about what he’s doing, telling them he was at McDonalds, and not that he was hanging out with her. Throwback: Julian Dahl gets an honorable mention, is fleshed out a bit, and appears to be a bit of an odd guy that everyone knows. Blink and you miss it: Magnus is trying not to laugh at Vilde for not knowing Mahdi wasn’t Muslim. He’s known at least since season 3, when he tries to make a joke about it just before Isak comes out to them. Subtext: Vilde is actually completely wrong about Eva and P-Chris. He’s more into her than the other way around, Eva is just having fun and enjoying the sex. Throwback: Jonas posted on Instagram back in season 1 about him and Eva watching Fresh Prince and eating nachos.

Subtext: Vilde says she wants to borrow money from Chris for clothes, but as we saw in Vilde’s clip, she’s probably actually asking to borrow money to cover bills like the maintenance fees for her apartment. Subtext: And for the last time ever the show has a conversation about one thing, that applies perfectly to the main character. Eva is talking about kosegruppa, but accidentally inspires Chris to try to help out Vilde more. Blink and you miss it: The model penis has been joined by a pile of condoms and two bottles of lube. I hope Dr Skrulle has gotten better at showing people how to put on a condom since last time… Subtext: Chris is directly echoing what Dr Skrulle said to her, but re-writes it to apply to Isak instead. Culture: Since both Isak and Even are 18 years old at this time, they can legally buy beer, and drink it outside school. Lost in translation: Yellow curtains is “gule gardiner” in Norwegian, which starts with ‘g’.

Not lost in translation: William and his dad talk to each other in English, which probably means that his dad doesn’t just live in London, he is from England originally. Throwback: Noora is referencing the fact that William wrote the entire May 17th article for her, and that he did a damn good job of it. Subtext: Given the bench talk with Sana in episode 7, and after getting shit himself for making out with Even, Isak probably realized how much more shit Sana gets than him, and how strong she is for being able to handle it better than he would. Subtext: William straight up lies to his dad. He never talks to Noora about moving back to London, because he already knows it’s the wrong thing to do for both her and him, so he just makes the call then and there to stay in Oslo with Noora. Subtext: Surrogate parents Eskild and Linn are having the exact same conversation as if they were Noora’s real parents, and as if she was moving away for the first time, and they deal with it like good parents would.

Cinematography: Throughout the entire season we’ve seen Sana wear nothing but black and white clothes, but now in the finale, Sana wears the most colourful clothing, outshining everyone else, instead of trying to hide and blend in the background as before. Lost in translation: Magnus mouths “går det bra?” to Vilde. “You doing ok?” Lost in translation: The ending montage contains screenshots of online conversations between real viewers of the show, both from the official show website, and from fan groups on Facebook. I tried adding subtitles for these comments, but it completely diminished the impact of Jonas’ speech. But here’s what these four commenters are saying: “Sana needed this so much! And damnit, I did too!” “I feel this group has become a large, nice, alternate family” “Yes, I’m gay, and Evak opened…” “Crying, because I’m Vilde.”

Now I’ve been happy lately Thinking about the good things to come And I believe it could be Something good has begun Oh, I’ve been smiling lately Dreaming about the world as one And I believe it could be Someday it’s going to come ‘Cause I’m on the edge of darkness There ride the Peace Train Oh, Peace Train take this country Come take me home again And done, finally. I hope you all have enjoyed reading this series of posts, and that I helped you find new details, new things in the show that you missed, despite having seen it a million times already. Feel free to comment on the posts, or throw me an ask if I missed something, or is horribly wrong about something, or if there’s something still that is lost in translation. But for now, takk for alt, och tack för mig.

[salutmonmec]

Rules: Tag nine people you’d like to get to know better 

I was tagged by the wonderful @lepetitepeach ,@moonypeaches , and @jebentnietalleen , who are all beauts and I love them ❤️😚😊🤪

Top ten songs/pieces I can’t stop listening to:

I’ve been doing a lot of studying, so its a combination of chill tracks and bops that get my blood pumping at 1am when I’m finishing a lab report lmaooo (also if you can’t tell, i’m a bit obsessed with ARIZONA right now, sorry not sorry)

Barcelona - George Ezra

False Confidence - Noah Kahan

The Good Side - Troye Sivan

Electric Touch - ARIZONA

Freaking Out - ARIZONA

Nostalgic - ARIZONA

I Like You - Liv Dawson

Boomin’ In Your Jeep - Crystal Fighters

Meet Me in the Hallway - Harry Styles

Lie to Me (Acoustic) - 5 Seconds of Summer

Favorite Ships:

oh my god LMAOOOO I don’t like, actively keep track, but here are the ones I can think of right now, with a few old ships that took over my high school years

Elu (no shit, really??) // Bellarke (the 100) // Patrochilles (The Song of Achilles) // Pynch (The Raven Cycle) // Blusey (The Raven Cycle) // Stydia (Teen Wolf) // Korrasami (Legend of Korra) // Zutara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) // Evak (again, woowww surprise surprise) // Malec (The Mortal Instruments) // Hinny (Harry Potter) // Percabeth (Percy Jackson) // Jamie x Claire (Outlander)

There are so many more, but I can’t think of them all right now, I’ve been shipping things before I even knew what shipping was BAHAHA (also I am in desperate need of more w/w ships, so if anybody has any suggestions, please let me know!!)

Lipstick/Chapstick:

okay okay listen, lipstick that feels like a chapstick but gives more stain/color payoff, that is my fuCKIN shit dawwwgggg

Examples: Fresh Sugar Tinted Balms, Glossier Generation G Lipsticks, Chanel Rogue Coco Shine Lipstick, Revlon Tinted Lip Oils

Lip color is my favorite thing to play around with (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Last Movie:

I just watched Tramps on netflix, which was so fucking cute, it's like a rom-com/crime drama all wrapped up in one, the two mains were amazing, and the way they grew to like each other was so realistic, I adored it so much

Currently Reading:

Haven’t read a book in a while, but I did just buy Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. I love everything she writes, and I read Fangirl last summer, so Carry On is the natural continuation of that. Plus, the romance is supposedly gay as fuck, so obviously i’m pumped to read it LMAOO

I have no idea who has done this or not, so feel free to ignore me if you already have!! Love to all of you babes 💕💘

@children-with-the-cheap-cocaine @starcassstic @loca-over-luca @tawmlinsun @altereliott @choupichoups @alinok @goblincowboy @remembermec @zahraako @luneaurose @takaoparadise

[nessauepa]

O M G pls someone write that Evak story of them going back to Oslo. Also can Joneva be a thing in it

I'm pretty sure we have some fic like this in ao3. Any recs?

[luffysfakebeard]

MY NEW A/B/O EVAK BROODMARE AU IS UP!!!!

The Næsheim family: cold, distant, and socially elite. When Even has his worst episode yet it's the final straw. His parents want him on a new drug to finally straighten him out; the only problem? It's been known to leave patients infertile.

Solution? Hire an omega to have Even's child before he's no longer capable of having one.

Naturally.

[hjertetssunnegalskap1]

Would you ever write a G rated evak fic?

Hi, anon! Thanks for your ask! Hah, that made me think, because I think I haven't written any G rated fics yet! I suppose I have a filthy mind, hah. Well, I am writing on a Nooreva fic now that probably will end up with that rating, because I'm not supposed to write smut in it. So, never say never, it could be a nice challenge! I believe that it's easy to fall in to bad habits if you keep doing the same for too long. And, well, I have been writing explicit fics from the beginning. So, yeah! I might!

Let's play Writer's Would You Ever

[canonicallyanxious]

For fic asks- G, H, K, T?

G. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

i think i’m physically incapable of writing scenes out of order [unless we’re talking about oneshots]. it’s just so hard to develop a story properly when you’re not writing chronologically man!!! i really admire people who can do that because i can’t lol

H + T are already answered ksdnsjkfnsdkfjdsf

K. What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

YOU ASKED THIS QUESTION ON PURPOSE LOL well i mean obviously this has to go to the never let me go AU i thought up for pedrazar [thanks iitrw i mis you every day] because like spoilers but everyone except for the protag dies. as far as stuff i haven’t written, the tsoa!evak au is uh. it’s pretty up there lol

Fanfic ask game!

[wellyfullofale]

heap a tonne of praise on 6 of ya fave blogs

ohhh jeez this is hard because i have just…so many favourites! Six? SIX! anon you’re so cruel.

okay so i just heaped a load of praise on my one true love @vckaarrob so she doesn’t get to have any more

i’m pretty much 97% here for the good lols and so i’ve gotta say @bartsugsy because lo is just an absolute queen of hilarious content and i just LOVE whenever i see lo on my dash, i know i’m gonna be blessed with some first class meta mixed in with things that are gonna make me smile and nod in agreement and just generally fall a little bit more in love lbr. and also we had THE BEST of times on canal street and it’ll forever be one of my best nights okay 

and i have so much love for our lorna @capseycartwright - not only is she just an absolute master when it comes to writing (i fall in love with every single word of everything lorna writes) but also i am just so in awe of how passionate lorna is about all of the important things and i only wish i had half her courage and tenacity, honestly. i’m also a big fan of lorna’s text posts because they are all at once hilarious and relatable af and sometimes i feel like i’m just clogging up your notifications with my likes but then i can’t stop myself

and i can’t not mention jen! @beautifulhigh completes our little trio and we wouldn’t be the same without her - she’s the fic writing extraordinaire and honestly i am just so excited for her big bang fic because it is going to fucking destroy me in the best possible way! and despite her questionable taste in biscuits, she makes up for it in many other ways

@evak-malec Bec is an absolute little angel! If i’m looking to have my heart broken i know i need look no further than bec because her gifsets and the quotes she uses are just like a dagger straight to the feels, absolutely in the best way possible! Bec is super talented and i know when i see her name on my dash i’m gonne get something that’s gonna give me feelings. And then all at the same time bec does the incorrect quote gifs which are hilarious and accurate af. and to top it all off bec is the sweetest and loveliest person! and i loved our love island chats i miss the villa is it next year yet? 

@aarondingel Haley is one of my faves for so many reasons. Haley is super talented at making gifs and her content brightens up my dash on a daily basis, we are so blessed to have her! the way haley loves aaron dingle just fills me with warm and fuzzy feelings and makes me so happy. haley was one of the first people to bother to talk to me when i joined tumblr and she was so sweet and welcoming, and every so often haley will pop into my inbox with a little message of support and love and i don’t know how she does it but she always seems to do it when i need to read it the most, and i’m forever so grateful for how lovely and amazing she is! 

@scrapyardboyfriends is just one of the most talented people in this entire fandom! I really hope you know how much we all appreciate you! the art she produces is out of this world, and sometimes it’s just so romantic and powerful at conveying the feelings involved, and then sometimes it’s wonderfully nsfw ;) and then sometimes it’s just snarky and hilarious and exactly what i need to see on my dash at all times. and i’ve not read all the plotdale eps but the ones i have read are just so brilliant!

honestly there are just so many other who are also my faves. screw it anon you can’t restrict me to six so i’m just gonna list the rest of my faves @thisdamndesire @fakehappyaaron @littlelooneyluna @bubblebuttsugden @lesfemmesdangereuses @ryanhawleysthighs @flawswelove @memorieswarm @dingleminyard @dasoni @escapingreality51 @aarobron @theprincessed @bluewinseverytime @robertssofttouchxaaronssoftlad @longlivethefreakinme @sapphicsugden @smugfacesuggle @robertsuggers @annemonyk-g who are all a+++ brilliant for so many different reasons

and agh this makes me stressed because i’ve probably missed people off but just IF I FOLLOW YOU THEN I THINK YOU’RE AWESOME OKAY

[ayellowcurtain]

I miss Evak like HELL. May you pleaaase, pleaaase write something about em? (enemies to lovers or rivals or anything a n y t h i n g) thank you! i love what you write

I miss them too, anon! Went back to watch some clips and get some inspiration and ):

They were really perfect, weren’t they? I tried making a little thing for you, but don’t be shy, send me all the evak prompts <3 

[w0lfbr0thers]

let’s go - skam fic week; day 6

note: more smut!!! i wrote some for evak so i had to write some for nooreva - here it is. enjoy <33

day 6: wedding guests

[read on ao3]

Noora and Eva weren't the spontaneous, 'let's go out and party' type of couple. They were more of an indoorsy, 'let's cuddle in bed and watching Netflix' type of couple, and neither of them seemed to mind―mainly because it meant more time being alone―but one opportunity came to Noora's attention while they were lying in Eva's bed, legs entangled and some romantic comedy droning on the laptop in between them.

"Oh, my God. Eva! I just got invited to a wedding!" Noora exclaims, smiling as she lightly swats her girlfriends arm to get her attention. "It's my auntie's wedding, aw. How nice of her to finally get a man. We should go, Eva."

Eva made a face of distaste as she glanced at Noora, giving a shrug. "It's just a wedding, Noora."

"But it's my auntie's wedding! I'll feel terrible if I don't show up―and you can be my date―and you know what weddings mean?"

"Hm?"

"Champagne, cake, and appetizers to your hearts content, my dear," Noora states, reaching up a hand to boop Eva's nose as a smile finally breaks across her face.

"Alright, alright. We'll go," Eva agrees, fondly rolling her eyes as Noora envelopes her in a hug, leg moving to drap over her waist.

"Who knows, maybe you'll catch the bouquet?"

"In your wildest dreams, my love," Eva giggles, moving more into Noora.

"My dreams aren't so far-fetched as yours are," Noora jokes, earning a glare from Eva. "I'm joking! I love your dreams, they are so fascinating."

Eva snorts, shaking her head. "Such a charmer, aren't you?"

"It's why you love me, baby."

―

"Noora, my hair looks fine―" Eva fusses as she feels her girlfriend pulling her hair back into a bun, wincing as she pulls at a few stray hairs. "It's just a wedding."

"I want my girlfriend to look nice! I mean, don't get me wrong, baby but―you're gorgeous and sexy every day, but my family can be a bit... picky, okay? Now, don't worry about what I'm saying. I'm sure they'll love you no matter what, okay?"

Eva breathes a sigh of relief as Noora finally quits playing with her hair, getting up from the chair to wrap her arms around her girlfriends waist. "Okay, baby. I believe you."

"Good. Shall we go? Your champagne awaits."

Eva grins and Noora is quick to return the look. "Let's go."

―

It's been an hour after the ceremony, and Noora is busy with a quite-tipsy Eva, who's on her second bottle of not just champagne, but wine as well. Noora sits, hand pressed into Eva's and her fingers interlocked with hers, keeping her put, and with a jump, Eva is falling into her lap.

A complete giggly, hot and sexy mess.

Right in Noora's lap.

"Baby," Eva pouts, her lips slightly tinted from the red wine. "I love you so, so much. Did you know that?"

Noora smiles. "Yes, love. You tell me every day, and I love you just as much."

At this, Eva smiles but it's a bit crooked and her eyes are a bit droopy from the alcohol. "So me how much you love me, baby. I want you so bad right now―is this the alcohol talking?―even if it wasn't, I want you so fucking bad."

"Eva, dear, we're at my auntie's wedding," Noora states but Eva just whines, shaking her head.

"Please, baby. This alcohol is making me so horny for you, and you were right earlier―"

"Right about what?"

"This champagne is really good."

"That's not champagne, love," Noora can't help but giggle as Eva gets flustered.

"Whatcha mean this isn't champagne? Did you lie to me just to get me here?"

Noora laughs again. "Sweetie, you drank the champagne. Now you're drinking wine, so no. I didn't lie."

"Mm, yes you did. Now I deserve anything I want since you lied to me."

"And what do you want, my love?"

"You, between my legs, and me, pulling at your gorgeous fucking hair―fuck, I could just pull it all night," Eva moans at this, which is quite loud and receives a few looks from surrounding tables and now Noora is blushing as she grips her girlfriend by the waist

"Come on, baby. Let's go."

"But baby, I wanna stay―!"

"I'm giving you what you want, my love. Now come on," Noora ushers, grinning from ear to ear as she slips Eva off her lap, holding her hand tightly in her own as she tows her towards the bathrooms. "Shit―wait, there's a closet. Come on."

"Why can't we have sex in the toilet―"

"I can't exactly eat you out in a public restroom, Eva," Noora responds, which sends heat into Eva's cheeks as fast as a wild fire spreading. "Come on."

Noora tugs them both into the closet, and just as Noora hoped―there's a small counter―perfect.

"Boost yourself up on the counter, baby," Noora instructs and Eva is quick to do as she's told, her legs already spreading as she props herself up against the closet wall, her tight skirt revealing the flowery-printed underwear in between her legs and Noora just takes it all in. "You know those are my favorite pair of underwear you own."

"That's why I wore them."

Noora's smirk returns as she stands in between Eva's legs, gripping just behind her knees to pull her closer which Eva whimpers at, the slight friction from the counter causing her to thrust her hips forward. Noora begins to work on her neck, sucking and making sure to leave small marks, peppering her neck with the love bites as she trails her hands all over Eva's body, the quiet moans she elicits from Eva causing her to growl into her skin. She nips at Eva's collarbones, knowing it's Eva's sweetspot, and just as Eva let's out a quiet whimper, Noora is snaking her hand up Eva's shirt to trail along her bare stomach.

This causes Eva's back to arch, leaning more into Eva as her cold hands leave Eva's skin burning and tingling. Eva's breathing is ragged as Noora snakes her hands down further, just enough to slip one hand under the fabric of her skirt, and instantly Eva has her legs spread as wide as they can possibly be and Noora just loves taking Eva like this.

"You okay, baby?" Noora asks, her voice soft and assuring as Eva gives her a quick nod, and soon Noora has her hand between the fabric of Eva's panties and the entrance to her pussy. "God, you're already so wet for me. I love how you look like this, Eva. You're so beautiful―" Noora is cut off by a loud gasp as she traces her index finger around the sweet and sensitive skin, casually rubbing over the tingling and almost-numb nub at the very tip of Eva's clit, causing Eva's legs to tremble furiously.

"Please, Noora―please."

"I'm gonna make you feel so good, baby," Noora promises, and at the same time she's slipping a finger into Eva, earning a moan from her as she begins to pump slowly, being sure to stretch and scissor Eva as much as she can handle. Eva is already rocking back onto Noora's finger when she adds in the second, her legs hiked up so her feet are on the counter top as Noora begins fucking her with her fingers. She curls them just right, hitting Eva's g-spot directly which sends Eva's back arching, a loud moan escaping her lips and Noora attempts to shush her but to no avail as she gives Eva a few more pumps before removing the two digits. Eva pouts and whines at the loss, but Noora is quick as she slips down Eva's skirt, tugging along her panties with it and she discards it to the side, hands placed on Eva's hips as she pulls her closer down from the counter so Noora can kneel, and just as she hoped, when she kneels, she's at direct level with Eva's pussy.

Eva's chest is rising and falling quickly, hands gripping the edges of the counter as Noora leans forward, flicking her tongue over the sensitive skin of Eva's clit, causing Eva's inner thighs to tremble from the sensation. Noora grins, breathing hot and heavy onto Eva's clit before slowly moving her mouth over the area, tongue swirling as Eva releases her grip from the counter and finds her fingers entangling with Noora's hair.

"F-fuck, Noora. Don't stop. G-God..." Eva says, almost yelping out each word as Noora sucks gently, tongue swirling at the entrance and as soon as Eva arches her back, Noora is digging her tongue in deep into her girlfriend, indulging in the beautiful sounds Eva is making, a mix of moans and mewls as she thrusts herself onto Noora's face, hips jolting upwards at times to keep the pace going.

Eva can feel the tightness and warmth spreading in her lower stomach as she throws her head back gently on the counter, eyes rolling into the back of her head as Noora's hot mouth engulfs her fully, tongue swirling just ride inside her as once Noora hums, her lips vibrating, Eva is gone―she comes with a scream, quiet but not entirely stifled, as Noora sucks her harder and deeper, helping her ride out her orgasm as her legs tremble beside her head, toes curling over the edge of the counter as her orgasm dies down, her stomach still clenching from the over-sensitivity and Noora lets her go with a 'pop', licking up the excess saliva around Eva's pussy which causes her to jolt a bit.  

"You're so fucking good to me, holy shit, Noora," Eva gasps, still trying to catch her breath and Noora just smiles, picking up the skirt and panties from the closet floor as she places them on Eva's lap.

"It's why you love me, baby," Noora replies and Eva giggles, sitting up to slip up her skirt.

"I love you because you're amazing to me, amazing in the kitchen, and amazing in the bedroom. And amazing in a closet at a wedding."

"I'm touched, baby. Truly."

"You'll be truly touched later," Eva says with a wink, sending a red tint on the apples of Noora's cheeks as she grabs her hand, pulling them out of the closet as they head back to the venue. When they walk in, there's a crowd of people surrounding the cake again and passing out more slices. Noora's auntie steps over, two plates in hand, holding them out to both of the girls.

"Won't you girls like some more cake? Shame if it went to waste," she says, smiling sweetly but Noora turns down the offer.

"No thank you, auntie. I had plenty of white frosting just a while ago," and the unsubtle in Noora's voice almost makes Eva choke on the air.

"I'd be happy to take both pieces?" Eva offers, and Noora's auntie gives her a grin, eagerly shoving both plates into Eva's hands.

"Enjoy it, dear. Thank you so much for coming. I'm glad Noora brought you."

Eva smiles, glancing at Noora before turning back to her auntie. "I'm very glad I came."

When they sit back at their small table, Noora is in a fit of giggles as Eva takes a bit of cake.

"What's so funny?" Eva asks, a smile appearing on her own face as she glances at her girlfriend.

"Poor auntie."

[cuteandtwisted]

hello :) reallyreallyreally want to thank you for all the a m a z i n g things you are writing about. you are so attentive for the details and describes not only evak relationships, but also isak`s friendship with others, wooow. and some of your words make me wanna cry sometimes, because feelings are so deep and so pure. i have read your finished works, and just finished reading a hiwiwy chapter with even`s post on instagram, and it is sooo adorable! you are amazing in every universe. *hugs*

Hello anon. Aww thank you SO SO much!!! This is so sweet and I'm so happy you enjoy my stories. Thank you dear 💛💛💛💛