#G o d now I wanna drop more haha

[cgsartwork]

Alexander is such an interesting OC! How did his relationship with Jack develop? Were they together in his previous life too? How does Alexander feel about the whole... homicide thing? :D

I think OC x Canon can be so precious. You inspired me to keep working on my own Record of Ragnarok OC ☺️

Awee! Man!! Do it! I'd love to see your RoR OC!!

And thank youu! I did put alot into him, so hearing that people like him really makes my day :)

And nah, while they did live during the same era, they actually never crossed paths! Which is bizarre even for them(and they do joke about it )

Him and Jack had a slowburn type of thing and met a good while before Ragnarok. Both met at the great Library of Valhalla when Alex wanted to get some Shakespeare books. Very cliché like but they both wanted to take the same book; Macbath. They're hands touched and they were both like "Oh! Apologies sir. Please take it" "No, please you take it"

Jack was utterly stubborn and polite so Alex ended up taking it. After a little chit chat where Alex already seemed to have fallen for the British man, Jack asked if they could rendezvous the next day since the little talk the two of them had was quite pleasant.

And so they slowly builded up their relationship, in fact both began to realise their feelings for one another, but they did not say anything, they had this "You two are acting like a couple/ like you're married" sort of thing which eventually resolved during Ragnarok. So yes, the romantic tension was real and so thick, everyone knew it.

But, when Ragnarok arrived and Jack was Introduced as Jack the Ripper, Alex left the arena and even was ready to cut ties with him. (Because he didn't know that Jack wasn't the Ripper and his sister did make sure the real Ripper ended in Nifelheim) But he was very torn apart between his feelings, but the guilt of possibly being in love with his sisters Murderer made it even more worse.

Of course him and Jack did talk it out! Jack got out of the infirmary and waited for Alex at the Academia Library, where he knew that the professor would work overtime. Jack explained everything to Alex and it calmed down after some while. That day they also admitted their feelings for one another, the unspoken kind of way.

Alex isn't necessarily fond of Jack's homicidal deeds but after learning the reason behind it, he understood it. However after remembering his past two incarnations, aka where he acted as a weapon for Perun and the Slavic Pantheon, he feels like he is not in thr position to judge.

But he trusts Jack a lot, so he kinda turns a blind spot on it. (Since in my AU Jack tries to change his ways)

Both are not that affectionate in public, but once at home, they can't keep their hands off of each other. They complete one another and simply adore each other.

[joshbruh10x]

Random Headcanons for them SB characters

So i listed some headcanons I like to think happen, they are literally living rent free in my head and I just wanted to share em with somebody lmao.

*sharp inhales*

THESE ARE ALL MY THOUGHTS IM NOT SAYING THEY’RE CANON OK WE GOOD? O K GOOD

*exhales*

Oh btw these are in alphabetical order bc i say so :> Bonnie-acts like a literal vegetarian, eats a bunch of carrots bc he a bunny

-really likes his bowling attraction but likes Fazer Blast more

-will not hesitate to jump at you with full speed if you manage to fully piss him off

-does stand-up comedy at night in his bowling alley

-the dude’s body build is like thin but broad

-he likes to annoy Freddy using his epic s p e e d

-his program was a bit more upgraded to protect kids (bc kids and heavy bowling equipment do not end pretty)

Chica

-Yes she loves Pizza but will go crazy for small finger food or snacks like chips, fries, finger sandwhiches, etc.

-Pops off when she feels like it

-You thought Monty was the strongest? H A H NO ITS CHICA

-She has a gym and she’s practically the buffest out of all of them

-Literally the light of everyone’s day, without her, Roxy would’ve crashed a car at a child or Monty would’ve started eating babies

-She has a built in ecometer to keep the place clean, but that also means she sometimes has to clean trash, by e a t I n g

DJMM

-loud when he wants to be

-his children are the little music men in the vents

-his bouncer mode will not hurt you, but will simply just fling you back to the elevato

r-loves the peace and quiet

-he doesn’t need to eat but Chica tried getting him to taste pizza atleast once or twice

Foxy

-does he even exist

-whatever anyways, foxy a very caring person despite his rash nature

-literally the third-or fourth wheel? Of Bonnie Monty and Freddy

-he doesn’t need love he got his booty

-his treasure get your mind out of the fucking gutters

-teams with sun and moon in the daycare theater

-it’s a hassle to keep his fur well groomed

Freddy

-YOOOO ITS BEAR DAD

-cannot stand any foul language within a 10 feet radius especially if its Gregory

-Best cook in the house/pizzaplex whoop whoop

-Will not hesitate to help anyone, you dropped your wallet near him? He will instantly rush to get it for you

-Despite being the main singer of the band, he sometimes lets the others lead-If he’s too tired, he will be in sleep mode until he’s well rested

-Are you feeling sad, like you wanna cry for no apparent reason at all? Too bad he’s on your way right now to hug you

-He dated Bonnie first before roping Monty to their side 

Gregory

-feral child all the way

-he knows who eli and cc is do not ask

-his legal name is now Gregory Fazbear

-Everyone acts like a specified guardian to him, Freddy his dad, Monty and Bonnie his cool uncles, Chica his aunt, Roxy and Vanessa his epic older sisters, sun/moon the protective babysitters

-he finally made a deal with the vent music men to stop attacking him in return of leading them back to DJMM

-Picked up cursing from Monty and adult jokes from Bonnie, Freddy is not impressed

Monty

-finally get to write headcanons bout the gator boi

-Nervous-ass wreck, when he first started as the bassist replacing Bonnie, he literally does not know what he’s doing leading him to cry and wreck his room on his first day

-man’s more upset replacing Bonnie than Bonnie actually is

-he knew Bonnie before replacing him

-HAHA GAY PANIC ATTACKS

-His cooking is literal rng, sometimes it comes out burnt to crisps, others, he makes fine ass cuisine

-He cannot control his tail, if it wags uncontrollably and hits you in the face you know it’s not his fault

-He wants control of the situation every single time, are we driving to mcdonald’s? Monty calls driver, unless it’s Freddy then he calls shotgun

-Amazing upper strength but he skipped leg day, yeah he can jump high but can he kick stuff as good as he can punch? I don’t think so

-Gator Uncle and Feral child causes mayhem

-When Freddy and Bonnie invited him to their relationship, my god was this gator soft as a LITERAL marshmallow on pillows

Moon

-your typical depressed angsty teen

-loves listening to soft lullabitic music

-has the same obsession of cleanliness with sun

-he likes bitter flavored foods, don’t ask how he can eat bc I don’t know either

-Despises Monty due to him babbling about everything and is disturbing the peace and quiet

-learned how to not scare Gregory for once

Roxy

-Girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep

-Never let’s go of Chica when she’s in sight

-despite having a Feminine build, she is very strong-bangs her head when metal music starts playing

-Monty and Roxy are besties for life

-DID YOU JUST LOOK AT HER GF? She will glare at you the moment Chica leaves the room

-Anything that ruins her form, she will and I mean WILL cry about it, a nudge on her makeup? Frizzy hair? C R Y I N G ENSUES

-When Gregory took her eyes, she relied more on smell than sound, she has memorized about what everyone smells like, Freddy smells like cologne and fiber, Monty smells like fresh damp grass, Chica smelled like lavender and Pizza (most occasions trash), Foxy smells like the Caribbean and Bonnie smelt like vegetables or Bowling polish

-She was Foxy’s replacement, none of them minded, they get along

-Teases Monty each time Freddy or Bonnie is near, calls him Lover-Gator 

Sun

-my god who fed the animatronic sugar?

-Too hyperactive and is all around the place

-Gets along with Monty and his loud attitude-He is aware of Moon not liking Monty so Sun likes rubbing it in his face

-Another reason he gets along with the gator is Sweets, they both love sugar that Freddy found them sleeping in the daycare surrounded by cans of Fizzy faz and chocolate bars, animatronics can get food commas???

-ball of SUNshine aha get it

-Nothing gets in his way when he wants to play (yo that rhymed)

-Gregory finally warmed up to him

-Acts as the therapist of the Pizzaplex, very understanding and calm when he needs to be

-Vanessa is his top customer to his therapy sessions, the girl needs more than a beer or two 

Vanessa

-after getting saved by Gregory and the gang, she vowed to keep Gregory safe

-Chocoholic, Coffeeholic, Alcoholic (but not so much alcohol she get’s drunk, that’s a rare occurance when she does a full day shift)

-Less strict to the animatronics but she does glare at them when they try to do something stupid (cough cough Bonnie and Gregory)

-As I said, Sun is her therapist-She has access to everything on the Pizzaplex so she can be anywhere

-She also has her own apartment to stay at but she likes sleeping overnight at the pizzaplex, she has a warm couch, some blankets and coffee

-The animatronic she seems to warm up to the most is Chica 

Vanny

-not much to say about her

-sassy and aggressive, her most hated animatronic? Freddy

-brings a knife everywhere she goes

-devoted her life to burntrap like some husband or smth, looks like Bonnie isn’’t the only Rabbit simp in the Pizzaplex

-Vanny is now arrested and is broght to rehab to forget about Glitchtrap but it doesn’t seem to be working lmao 

William (this is just for fun)

-LITERAL OLD MAN WHO WON’T STAY IN HIS RETIREMENT HOME

-SOMEONE GET MIKE HERE HIS DAD WONT STFU

-he always comes back-his weak frail body is now even weaker because of Blob

-when will he die, goddamit guys, use ice or smth, fire is obviously not working, IM LOOKING AT YOU THREE HENRY, MIKE AND GREGORY

Ok wow that was a lot, so uhh yea enjoy this stupid brain rot

Atleast im not the only one suffering

[purplesurveys]

1062

survey by chrissylee22dc

A

Achievements: I guess I’m being asked to list some of mine...some of the ones I’m proudest of, at least, are graduating university with honors, landing a job (liking it is a big bonus), and taking up leadership positions.

Age: I am 22, but never felt quite like it.

Are you planning something right now? Kind of. I’m eyeing a long road trip to Tanay with just myself and go to one of their coffee shops, but idk when I’ll be able to do that. My wallet and bank account are still beat from Christmas lol (and until now I’m still buying gifts for friends), so it might have to wait until sometime next month.

Arizona or Alaska: I think Arizona weather is already quite like ours here, so I might enjoy Alaska a bit (if not a lot) more. There’s generally a lot more factors I find interesting with Alaska, like their food.

B

Birthdate: April 21st.

Build: I’m quite thin and underweight, but I actually recently made plans to start working out - both to make an effort to be healthy with myself, and also to feel good post-breakup. I’m hoping to see some changes in my body and build in the coming months.

Babies, do you have any? None of those, not sure if that’s still the plan for me.

Blonde or Brunette: Brunette.

C

Childhood sweetheart: Erm, does Gab count? We technically weren’t kids anymore when we first got together. I wasn’t attracted to anyone as a kid and was more concerned with growing my Pokemon pogs collection.

Current mood: I’m hungry and can go for savory breakfast foods right now, like shakshuka or huevos rancheros. Also a little anxious because I really don’t want to think about work, but tasks continue to pile up for a certain client.

Children, are there more in your future? There aren’t even any to begin with.

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi just because it reminds me of Punk and my chaotic wrestling fangirl years.

D

Dad's name: Edgardo, but no one calls him by that full name. He has two nicknames; one of which he hates and only family and friends use, and the other is the name he has permanently introduced himself as in his workplace.

Dating anyone: Not anymore.

Do you plan on having lots of money? Don’t most people?

Dogs or cats: Dogs.

E

Elementary School: I’m not sharing that.

Eye color: Dark brown/black.

Ever going to China? Probably not right now considering the present situation. I’d love to go to the rural cities and have a peek into their country life.

Early or Late: EARLY. Lateness is a big pet peeve, unless the excuse is super reasonable like Manila traffic or a car accident.

F

First Crush: The first person I felt remotely attractive to was Andi, from 6th grade. Then she moved to New Zealand and the crush quickly faded out.

Fears: For concrete things, I hate cockroaches and fair rides. For bigger concepts, I fear getting left behind, failing, and not getting approval, and the idea of never being satisfied or happy with who I am, what I’ve done, or where I’ve gone.

Future goals: Have a place of my own, be able to sustain myself, and keep myself alive.

Funny or Serious: I think everyone has to have both sides. I wouldn’t want to hang out long with people who can’t be sat down to just shoot the shit with conversations that go a little deeper. At the same time, I’d be quickly bored with someone who talks about existential or philosophical topics 24/7 and takes everything seriously.

G

Grandparent's names: On my dad’s side, Dolores and Federico; on my mom’s side, Agnes and Jun. My maternal grandpa is the third in multiple generations of Abelardos in the family, but his nickname is simply ‘Jun,’ because Philippines.

GPA: We don’t measure our grades with that, but we do have a GWA; I’m just not sure how that can be converted to GPA. Mine was in the 1.47 range, which was good enough for cum laude honors. I barely missed out on a magna cum laude honor (which required a 1.45 GWA), so that’s something I’ve always been pressed about and I know I could have clinched it if the pandemic didn’t cancel my final semester, which would’ve given me the chance to pull up my grades.

Going anywhere this weekend? I don’t think so. I want to spend the remaining 5 days of my break completely unproductively.

Giver or Taker: Giver. I like pleasing people.

H

High School: I attended one school from kindergarten to high school.

Hair color: Black.

Hate anyone for life? I don’t think so. I dislike some people, but I can’t tell if I’ll feel that way for the rest of my life.

Hairspray or Gel: When I’m going somewhere or attending something fancy, I use hair gel to hold my hair down.

I

In 8th grade, who was your best friend? Eighth grade is freshman year of high school, right? In that case, my best friend was Gabie.

Is ignorance bliss? Sometimes it is. I like no longer being updated about Gabie’s life. Back when I still tried to push my way in, I was miserable. I stopped doing so over the holidays and I just stopped reaching out, stopped trying to communicate, everything. I’ve been a lot happier that way.

Is there anything you wanna share? That’s kinda the goal with every survey I take.

Ice Cream or Cake: Right now, maybe ice cream. I’m very picky about cake, and I don’t like the spongy ones aka most cakes I know.

J

Jumped rope for fun: That’s exactly what I use jump ropes for. I don’t think I ever used it for fitness or working out except for maybe PE.

Junk around you right now? I mean, not really. I have my embroidery stuff in a pile beside me, but I don’t consider them junk.

Joining anything anytime soon? Not planning on it. I briefly considered joining a gym as a new thing to do for 2021, but in the end I figured working out at home would be enough. Angela recommended the latter as well, so that’s how I abandoned my gym plans quickly haha.

January or July: I guess July? January always feels just a teeny bit stranger than other months, considering it’s the beginning of a new year.

K

Killed anyone: ...This serious?

Keeping a secret? I keep different secrets from different people.

Kicking someone off your top friends today? I don’t think that’s a thing anymore. Hasn’t been for a while.

Kiwi or Apple: Apple, just because I’ve never had the chance to taste kiwi.

L

Lost anyone close to you: I’ve lived 22 years, of course I have. I’d be very surprised if someone has lived that long but has never experienced losing people, whether from a fallout, from death, etc. Just this year alone I lost a great-aunt on my maternal grandpa’s side, and a ton of relatives from my maternal grandma’s side.

Last kiss, when and who: Gabie, three months ago.

List 3 people that you'll love forever: I can only think of Angela. And of course, Gab.

Lover or Fighter: Fighter, I suppose. I can be relentless. Right now with my breakup has been the only time I allowed myself to take a step back and not forcibly take things under my control for once.

M

Middle School: We don’t follow the concept of middle school here. The levels in middle school fall under elementary school as well.

Marital Status: Single.

Mom's name: Abigail.

Music or TV: TV.

N

Northernmost state you've been to: Batanes, which is as northernmost as northernmost gets in the Philippines.

Nickname: A lot of family members call me Byn, but for the most part Robyn has always been my main nickname.

Name your future boy and girl: I have yet to make up my mind about this.

Naughty or Nice: Nice. I never particularly feel ~naughty, and since the breakup I especially haven’t felt the need to be sexual.

O

Opened a piece of mail that wasn't yours? Sometimes I’ll open the electricity or water bill addressed to my parents out of curiosity just to find out how much we consumed in the last month. But nothing more than that.

Occupation: I’m an associate at a PR agency.

Owe anyone money: Nope.

Outgoing or Shy: Shy at first but I can get outgoing once I’ve warmed up to a person/situation.

P

Place you most want to be? Right now? I’d love to be at a coffee shop or bar at a higher altitude, with a view of the city. I used to go to a lot of these before the pandemic hit, but now I’m thinking of doing it again.

Purposely destroyed someone’s life? No.

Planning a major trip? Not really. Most tourist spots require swab tests and I am not having anything go up my nose.

Pink or Black? Love both, but I like pink ever so slightly more.

Q

Quit a class: I’ve never dropped a class. I’ve wanted to, but there was so much paperwork to fill out to do so and I also didn’t want to be behind on my overall schedule.

Quickly...the first word to come to mind: Whistle, because the pink/black question reminded me of Blackpink.

Quitting your job soon? No lol I’m barely two months in.

Quiet or Loud: I can be both, but these days I’ve been quieter.

R

Riding in an airplane: I have no idea what this is asking.

Ride, tell me about yours: ^ Same.

Running for any political office in the future? No plans to.

Rain or Snow: I guess rain, since it’s the only one I’ve experienced.

S

Siblings names and ages: Nina is 20, my brother is 17.

Shoe size: I fit anywhere between a size 6 to 7.

Shave daily? It used to be daily, but I haven’t had the need to since the quarantine began.

Shower or Bath: Shower.

T

Turning 21 was (will be): It’s been a year since then.

Texas, ever been? No but I have relatives who live there, so it’s one of my choice states to visit and stay at if I ever plan to go to the US.

Think you'll live to be 100? I doubt it. I don’t have any relatives who lived until that age.

Tame or Wild: Idk, tame I guess?? I don’t know what this is asking.

U

Unique quality about you: I feel like this is a question best answered by other people who see and interact with me more than I do myself.

Underwear on? Yeah.

Under your bed lies: Large containers with all the magazines I collected from childhood that I can’t bring myself to throw out.

Under or Over: Idk, you have to be more specific.

V

Virgin? No.

Vacation time left? I have five days left, including today :( I plan to be the most unproductive or bum-y I’ve ever been, because I have no clue when I’ll have a break this long again.

Voting in the next Presidential election? Of course.

Volleyball or Swimming: I like swimming more, but I like watching volleyball.

W

Went white water rafting? I don’t think so, but I would give it a shot.

Wearing right now: A hoodie that’s around two sizes bigger for me.

Write a sentence about you: About anything? I’m a little upset with myself for having been a bit lousy with survey-taking during the holiday break. I planned on taking a lot to catch up on the ones I’ve missed out on, but so far I mostly take just one a day lol.

West Coast or East Coast: East.

X

X-Rays in the past month: 0.

X-Mas plans: Had a get-together with my mom’s side of the family on the 24th; we hosted our own Christmas party on the 25th; and we visited my dad’s side of the family on the 26th.

X, does it mark the spot? Idk.

X-Tina or Britney? Britney.

Y

You lost "it" when? I mean, I’ve had more than one moment where I freaked out...

Your favorite song:  I’m really in love with Saw You In A Dream by The Japanese House. My favorite songs come and go, but this one has been a constant.

Your favorite place on Earth: Sagada.

Yes or No: Idk. I’m not enjoying these vague ass questions.

Z

Zodiac Sign: Taurus.

Zodiac Sign: Idk, I’m still a Taurus.

Zippos are neat, agree? I don’t have an opinion.

Zoo or Circus: Neither.

[lucarioisinthevoid]

Don't forget to wash your damn hands!

Dave scoffed. “Christ, do ya know where you ARE? The last time someone tried to wash their hand at a Freddy’s, there were twenty casualties!” Jeremy sat in the corner, shaking, deep bags under his eyes. “… so many cables… so many cables coming out of the drain… out of the faucet… everywhere… the cables… we couldn’t escape them…” “Though I guess it’s kinda a pick-ya-poison. Either you don’t wash your hands and get eaten by germys or you do and get eaten by somethin’ else.” Funtime Freddy though saw this as HIS chance. “N-NO! YOU H-H-HAHA-HAVE TO WASH! YOUR HAND! I’LL SHOW YOU H-HOW!” Distressed Bonbon looked at his bear companion. “… uhm, Freddy, one of your hands is a person-“ “FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST STEP! F-FIRST STEP!” Giddy Funtime Freddy was shaking on the stop, before abruptly raising both of his hands. “YOU n-NEED h-hanDS!” Excitedly he waved his one normal hand around. “T-ThAT’s- re-really EASY actua-actually! M-MosT p-PEopLE get H-HA-HAnDS a-aT bIRTH! FroM the GOvErNMENT! B-But i-if YOu D-DiDn’t, tHAt’s OKAY. JUST BORROW! ONE!” With that he opened his stomach, taking out a severed human arm from within it. “HerE BONBON! Hold th-this!” The poor blue bunny was slightly confused, but grasped the hand tightly regardless. “O-Okay- STEP ONE!” “Uh, Fred? Didn’t we just do step one…?” Slowly marshmallow-colored animatronic turned its head towards his little companion, death in his eyes. “W-why, Bonbon…” His voice was awfully low- before escalating into a scream. “YO-YOU’RE RIGHT! S I L L Y M E ! STEP T-TWO!” Whipping around to the Anon, he almost slapped them with the dead hand. “G-GET WATER! AND! CLEAN! FIRST THE TIPS!” Out of nowhere Freddy pulled out of a cleaning bucket with water and soap and gently tapped the fingers into it. “TH-THEN MORE!” He drowned his extra hand to the wrist. “AND T A D A A A A A A A ! Yo-YOU’re CLEAAAAAAAAAN!” For a moment Funtime Freddy stopped completely, staring down at the pale, ripped of arm. “… I’m forgetting something…” He mumbled. Another moment passed by, concerning Bonbon greatly, but lo and behold- he jumped out of it. “ACT-ACTUALLY! WHY STOP TH-THERE!?” With that he proceeded to violently smash the arm back into the bucket, splashing the soapy liquid everywhere. “N-NOw THErE arE NO! NO! GER-GERMS A-ANYWhERE n-NEAR you-youR ARM!” Happily he posed, spraying the water everywhere as he whipped the hand around once more. There was no real reaction, as everyone was still lagging at least three sentences behind. Obviously this upset Funtime Freddy and he attempted his dramatic pose again. “T-TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Still. Nothing. Huffy the bear dropped the dripping arm. “N-NoT Go-GOOD en-ENOUGH? Okayyyyyyyyyyy… then… I- I w-will… MA-MAKE AN E-EVEN BETTER TUTORIAL! KIDS! YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO CLEAN E-EVERYTHING!?” Concerned Dave finally caught on. “Wait a minute Freddyboi, ya aren’t-“ “YOU CLEANSE-E THE WHOLE W—WOOOOORLD!” The bear screamed a might roar and all the pipes began breaking, flooding the whole establishment, drowning everyone in the process. Welp. At least dead people don’t get sick, am I right?

[citrusrick]

But You Hate Me - Chapter Two (Rick Sanchez x Reader)

You had never been to the Citadel before. You had asked and asked Rick to bring you whenever you were together, but to no avail.

“Can I please go, Rick?” you asked, batting your eyelashes at your older boyfriend as he scoffed at you.

“Y-You think that’s going to work...? On me? God, y-you're crazy.” He shook his head and continued tinkering with god-knows-what on his worktable.

You groaned, “Come on! Please! Just once. I want to see it!”

“Why?! Dammit, you’re a-a(urp)annoying.” He waved you off. “Go away.”

“Fuck, no, I won’t go away! Just please-”

“Shut the f-fuck up! I am not taking you there. Final a-answer!” he yelled at you.

You guessed you deserved that; you were being a pest.

Fuck him.

“Just tell me why...” You shoved down the lump forming in your throat; crying would only get you more scrutiny from him right now.

“O-Other Rick’s are awful, okay? They’re gonna wanna t-t-touch you and shit and t-try to f-f-fuck (urp) you. Over m-my mother(urp)fucking d-dead body!” He took a gulp from his flask before turning to face you.

“You don’t think I can defend myself against a bunch of versions of my boyfriend? I mean, right?! Other you’s wouldn’t hurt me.” You crossed your arms and huffed.

“I know mo(urp)re than you. Just (urp) fucking listen, g-g-goddamn it!”

“Oh, my god...” You marveled when you and Morty stepped through the portal.

Ricks, Ricks, and more Ricks hustled and bustled around you.

“C-Crazy, right?” Morty chuckled as I took it all in.

At first, I just saw Ricks and Morty’s everywhere.

Someone tapped on my shoulder, “First time?”

You turned around to see...yourself? You’d never seen another you before.

“Y-yes...hi.” You smiled. She (you?) smiled warmly back at you. She was dressed in a skimpy outfit.

Something you’d never wear...god, you were pretty. Were you really this pretty...?

She was suddenly led away by a Rick wearing sunglasses who was wearing a giant fur coat with a large gaudy gold chain. Weird.

“L-Let’s get to the h-hospital, (Y/N).” Morty smiled at me as he led you by your arm across the street.

You could feel yourself being watched by many of the passer-by Rick’s. Everywhere you turned, you saw Rick’s watching you curiously.

“I-Ignore them,” Morty said.

You were uncomfortable with all the eyes on you. They looked...predatory...

“The reason R-Rick didn’t want you to c-come here...is because a l-lot of Rick’s really want a (Y/N) b-but their dimension didn’t h-have one or th-they lost theirs...”

You shivered, “Lost them...?”

Morty shrugged, “Death, breakup, w-who knows?”

Suddenly, you reached a huge white building that loomed up into the sky. “Wow...”

“Come on!” Morty yelled, pulling you through the sliding doors.

Morty was abruptly stopped by a Rick dressed in a suit, “Woah there, l-little buddy...where’s y-your Rick?” He looked you up and down, “And why d-do you have his (Y/N)?”

You stepped in front of Morty protectively, “Clearly, he’s in the hospital, you dumb fuck! Also, I am not my Rick’s property!”

He stepped back, “O(urp)Okay, sorry, jesus.”

Morty laughed, “Th-that was awesome!”

“I’m not afraid of angry Ricks.” You smiled at him as you stepped up to the desk, where a Receptionist Rick sat typing away at the computer.

He looked up at you, looking irritated, “What?”

You rolled your eyes. God, you hated that fucking attitude. But God, did you miss it.

“I’m looking for my Rick, Rick C-137.”

He typed on his computer for a second before looking back up at you, “He’s on the fourth floor, intensive care unit 416.”

“Thank you.” You grabbed Morty’s arm and pulled him towards the stairwell.

“W-well, that was way easier than I-I thought it would be, haha...” Morty commented.

You said nothing, frowning at the air ahead of you.

“(Y/N)?”

Sighing, you stopped, dropping Morty’s arm from your death grip. “S-Sorry...this is just harder than I thought it would be, s-seeing him again...”

He looked at you sadly, “I-I’m sorry...I didn’t know w-what else to do...he’s killing himself.”

“He’s always been self-destructive, Morty...”

“N-No! No! Y-y-you don’t understand. Th-this time, he was r-really trying...h-his whole life stopped w-when you l-left....he wouldn’t go on adventures a-anymore...i-it was so s-s-scary...” His voice was shaking.

You hugged him, “Hey, buddy, it’s okay...” Your throat was tight from fighting back tears of your own.

“Come on now.” You smiled when you let go. “Let’s go find Rick.”

Morty pushed open the door to the stairwell and you trotted up the stairs. There was a ridiculous amount of gigantic posters of various Doctor Rick’s saying how amazing they are...

You couldn’t help but giggle at the sheer size of the posters...and the Rick’s egos.

He pulled open the door to the fourth floor and you both walked through. You were suddenly hit again with the urge to cry.

Swallowing hard you made your way towards the giant sign that said: “ICU THIS WAY” with an arrow pointing forward.

[szopenhauer]

What would you call your body type? hourglass? vase? chubby yet underweight? worse version of Juno Temple’s body? petite?

When is the next time you’ll be at work? when I’ll have a job lol

Are you good at wrapping gifts for others? am not, thx for gift bags!

Do you have a dirty clothes hamper in your room? besides pajama I put all my dirty clothes into laundry bin

Do you enjoy big holiday dinners? no

Is your vision good? yes

Is there any piece of jewelry you’re constantly wearing? recently - necklace from my gf

Is your present hair color, natural? it is

What makes you the most angry when it comes to people? where should I start...

Have you ever felt as though you were drifting apart from a best friend? yeah, and I did, more than once/one person

Have you ever worn color contacts? I haven’t worn any contacts

What’s the best thing about a hug? dunno

Do you buy your friends gifts? sure

What color headphones do you own? light blue

Have you ever shopped on Urban Outfitters? I wish but home stuff, not clothes

Would you rather wear necklaces or earrings? my ears ain’t pierced

Do you enjoy watching fights? in action movies?

Have you ever been in a physical fight? I’ve been hit/punched/slapped 

Do you tend to talk badly about people? I complain about people often

Where are your parents as of now? my dad’s working and my mom is calling him from their room, I turned music on to not listen to their conversation even tho my head hurts a bit

Does your computer cooperate most of the time? pfft

Does your family have any cheesy traditions? hmm...

Are you wearing make up at the moment? obviously not

Favorite television channel? I don’t watch TV

Describe the worst day of your life: ugh...

Name something that’s your favorite color: lime, sun, darkness

Do you judge by appearances? kinda

Do you follow a certain religion? Christianity

What are you most self conscious about? I’m insecure in general

Do you have any family members who live out of town? yup

Do you consider yourself short? I am short

Hoodies or jackets? why not both? there ain’t a big difference between those

Are you outside a lot? nope

Have you ever been dumped via text message? I dumped someone via text message

Do you like dreamcatchers? not anymore

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? T?

Do you believe in any particular curses? I’m afraid

What movie scares you the most? that I watched or don’t wanna see?

Do you work with any close friends? I don’t work

Do you listen to any country music? few songs of Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash

Do you still sleep with any stuffed animals? bunch

Are you normally an independent person? I don’t believe you can be totally independent, you can be more or less but never 100% and I wish I wasn’t so dependent

Ever been judged because of your weight? I’ve been told I must have anorexia or bulimia which is a lie

Do you regret meeting any of your exes? obvi

What’s the meanest thing someone’s called you? I’ve heard so many names that it’s hard to choose

Do you own any brown clothing? I might but I can’t remember atm

What is the first digit of your phone number? personal

Do you tend to sleep a lot? wouldn’t say so, especially recently

Silver or gold jewelry? dunno, depends

What’s the best gift you’ve ever received? I’ve received lots of goodies

When was the last time you showered? last night

Would you consider yourself attractive? me? r u kidding?...

Has anyone made you mad today? mom - slightly

Favorite smell: sigh...

Are you afraid of insects? dead ones and maggots

Do you have any children? noooo

If so, what are their names? -

Have you ever lived on a farm? been visiting my aunt, I enjoyed it

Ever played any sports? we all had to in PE 

Are you afraid people won’t accept you? I know they won’t

Are you, for the most part, an honest person? I try to be?

Did you make prank phone calls as a child? no way

Do you like to make donations? if I had money... but I donate old stuff at times 

Meet anyone from your past lately? yep

Have you ever called a suicide line? nope and no comment

Have you ever caught something on fire? my fingers 

Have you ever climbed a mountain before? I think it was a hill actually

At what age do you plan to get married? about 30 if at all

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 12 hours? I have not What’s something you need to go shopping for? food tomorrow? How many hours did you sleep last night? fallen asleep before 2 am then woke up twice until 5 am as I felt bad and then finally about 10 am  In the past week have you watched cartoons? She-ra Do/did you do good in school? very then I got worse gradually Who are you most like in your family? look more like mom but have personality and interests more like my dad

Last thing you had to drink? I’m drinkin’ water now Is there any part of your body that hurts? there is Where is your biological mother right now? balcony

If you say “haha”, do you sometimes put space between them? [Ex. Ha ha] then it has a different (sarcastic) meaning

Do you have fruit flies in your house? only sometimes when there are fruits in the kitchen

Have you ever seen a spelling error in a book that you read? yeah and that annoys me 

Do you type “mhm” a lot? mhm hehe

Have you ever tried eating peanut butter to get rid of your hiccups? it helps? :o

Do you have a garage? we don’t as we don’t own a car

Do you think it would be cool if one of your family members was your neighbor? but I live with my parents 

Do you remember the first time you experienced the Internet? not exactly the very first time

Are you still in your pajamas? am not

Is Jiminy the Cricket your favorite Disney character?   sorry but no

If you were Noah, would you procrastinate building the ark?   it made me laugh

Do you know anyone that snores really loud?   my mother

What kind of purse do you have? I own many

If you were only allowed to make one more phone call to a loved one, who would you speak to?   my dad

“Age is nothing but a number.” Is that true? said a pedo

What’s the most interesting thing about you? depends on a perspective?

Have you ever lost someone to suicide? If so, how did you cope? I haven’t

What’s your most prized possession? Why? personal

What’s your favorite part of speech? mic drop, jk

Would you rather have it all or know it all? does have it all means also have all illnesses? then thx but no

Do you actually read privacy policies when signing up for new things? only part about paying, I check if it’s free or else I’m paranoid about it later What’s the most dangerous thing you would like to do now? eat what I can’t Did you invite classmates to your birthday parties? only my best friends Do you like when things are color coordinated? nah

Have you ever participated in one of those “guess how many jelly beans, mints, etc. are in this jar!” contest? if so, have you ever won? I didn’t win Can you juggle? can’t

Have you ever mistaken a ringing phone on TV or in a movie for your own? not only, sometimes there is a sound in a song and I think it was my phone or smth  How often do you use bobby pins? very rarely Are you in a good mood right now? I’m in one of the worst moods actually Who was the last person in your bedroom? my mother Are you listening to music, if so, what song? I’m not in the mood Have you ever taken a picture with Santa when you were little? I wish I had What color is the sky outside? light blue with white clouds Have you ever rolled down a steep, grassy hill for fun? I haven’t

Do any of your neighbors have dogs? some, one of the dogs is barking 24/7 and I hate it

Have you ever bought a fragrance by a celeb because you liked who it was? that’s stupid Do you normally wash your hands in warm or cold water? warm Do you watch The Big Bang Theory? used to Do you think about the way things used to be often? overthink, feel nostalgic, miss stuff Do you know someone who has purple in their hair? Or do you? not anymore Are you a competitive person? competitions are too stressful How often do you get an upset stomach? all the damn time Do you have any ceramic animals in your house or outside? we do :D What’s worse : A clingy person or someone who doesn’t care enough? I prefer someone balanced, in between How many dresses do you own? just a few Do you read instructions? partially Have you ever seen the show Wife Swap? I heard of it

What was the last thing you took a picture of? flowers for my parents

What’s the worse type of weather in your opinion? very cold and snowy Would you rather read or write? depends Growing up, did you see your cousins often? no Where was your first job at? dunno what I can count as my first job Is life a party to you? as a person who doesn’t like parties...  Who are you tired of seeing in the news a lot? I’m tired of news in general When was the last time you flew a kite? as a kid :( How long have you had Facebook? I don’t remember how old I had my first account but this one is new, had it just couple of months  have you ever wanted to be a dentist?:  no way in hell

does your cell phone have a charm hanging from it?:  new cellphones don’t have the spot for that like the older models did and that’s really sad, I had charms on my blackberry

what color was the last thing you drank?: transparent

what was the last game you played online?:  I’m playing Raid shadow legends 

do you have something with your school’s name on it?  not anymore

which one of your friends would make the best roommate?:  my dad as I already live with him 

how old were you when you first learned how to read?: I learned very soon

do you have a favorite cup or mug? if so, describe it: I don’t use my fav ones as I worry I will ruin them

who was on top the last time you had sex?: personal

what color was the last blanket you used?: it’s blue with sun and moon

if you don’t have a car, what is your dream car?: DeLorean or jeep

have you ever wanted a pet chinchilla?:  yep

has gum ever gotten stuck in your hair?:  będąc w lokalnym sklepiku z tatą zauważyłam, że żując miałam włosy w buzi i się wlepiły i powiedziałam ojcu o tym, a ten mnie pociągnął za czuprynę i guma wyskoczyła mi z paszczy i zawisła na tych nieszczęsnych kosmykach i ekspedientka to widziała, chciałam się zapaść pod ziemię, nie pamiętam jednak co się stało potem czyli jak odlepiliśmy to świństwo oraz kiedy właściwie

[cleaduvalls]

i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts

carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one

you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means

a double wig should be more obvious than that

we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid

nice hat

why did you kill the swan

is that paul rudd???????

how are jets ripping pages out of a book

heart shaped parachutes shouldn’t be working that well

why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep

i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point

why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know they’re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE

carmen you’re a frog

i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen

why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????

juni how do you do that

who puts a video screen in the front seat

hey look its floop. love that guy

they’re not picking on you for the bandages, it’s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me

did his mirror just.... zoom in?????

h*ck yeah beat him up greg

do all the other kids hate him too??????

dang that hurt

“chief” that’s so white

stupid kid. his dads a spy

that floop doll isn’t even close to accurate

hey look its floop again. love that dude

Big Willy Wonka Energy

oooh skipping numbers i see. love that

why do the subtitles have “mr. floop” as his name. its just floop, yall

“sometimes in order to think big you have to think small” pretty inspirational tbh

oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that

woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid

i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school 😔

this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office

hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude

yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home

these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck

why did you pull off your mustache to prove you’re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too

why did he put the mustache back ON

where did those boats come from

carmen says manual weird. man-yull

right, cuz adrenaline causes warts

“don’t touch anything” *immediately touches everything*

basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything

is that globe..... punched in???????

floop!!!!!!! love that dude

feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay

since when did carmen get keys to that

i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country

what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser

this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids

why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that

is the slide there when floop films his show????

HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude

theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas

thats a sick coat. best one in the movie

that was a good snap. nice acoustics

God what a power move. something thanos would say

listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research

fELIX NO

and hes gone. cool

did she kick the camera?????

haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy

why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????

he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read

is that supposed to be a question?????

FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip

theres no keyhole

i think juni can read. why are you spelling it

did you have the floop toys in your pocket????

OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID 

what do those things do?????

i can feel the pain from the fan blades

how did that break the chain????

why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf

that’s a thing, not a place

FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude

how are you slipping. shes holding YOU

YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS

how do people not notice the jetpack dudes

DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN

that’s a cute coat

why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that

HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!

ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay

why is mexico sepia tone

when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language

IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P

i wanna be on that merry-go-round

HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE

i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”

LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!

ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

minion looks like barry from friends

wait i lied this coat is better

we DO have uncles like that!!!!!

if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING

hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

glowsticks dont help you see like at all

the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot

they go ZOOM

THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!

great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane

WHATS A REGULATOR

oh its just a breathing thing

haha pee joke. funney

where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct

if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time

SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS

WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL

F L O O P  I S  G O D

love that dude

you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!

tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere

haha voice crack

no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times

why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy

use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating

!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!

he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude

YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE

haha you killed carmen

ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE

wheres belize

ok so apparently its a country by mexico

no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE

we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack

haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser

hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT

minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid

what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????

floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude

HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E

ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT

he says doppelganger beautifully

“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL

you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude

his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”

WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL

if its reversible why do you have it in later movies

carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology

THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E  T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!

nice censorship

HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!

wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack

oh look they have all died

oh. guess not :((

machete you better rip off your mustache

HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!

wow no shit ingrid

did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????

ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!

ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular

is that george clooney

well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show

[musical-broken-heart]

Half-Brothers

Ship(s): None

TW: feels, death

Bill ran down the street trying to get home before he was caught by Henry. Turning the corner he ran into Mike. "Whoa, Bill slow down! Take a breath!" he said helping up the tired boy who shook his head violently. The other losers walked out of the building and stared at the boy. "Bill, what's wrong?" Eddie asked. "C-can't t-t-talk g-g-gotta go!" Bill said after catching his breath a little. Before he could get far Patrick grabbed him and carried him back over to where the losers now stood watching. "Let him go!" Ben yelled. "Hush up tits," Henry said walking over to the younger boy who struggled to get out of the death grip.

"H-hey B-b-b-billy." Henry mocked. "Now now William! Don't give me that look. I'm being nice by doing this to you and only you well these losers are here! Show me some respect." he seethed. "I am sh-showing you all the r-r-respect you deserve. None!" Bill yelled kicking Patrick in the shin only to be grabbed by Henry. "This town should have no fags allowed rule!" he hissed. "Yea b-but it s-s-seems to have an open-door policy t-t-to assholes though," Bill said glaring at the older boy who held him up against the wall.

"Time to show you a lesson you little-" before he could finish Bill's mom walked up. "Henry what are you doing to your bro-"

"MOM! You saved me from his game he tried to break my leg!" Bill yelled not stuttering causing Henry to glare at him. "I did not! I'm just trying to have a friendly conversation with him," he said but it was too late Bill had already wrapped his arms around his mother and was pretending to cry. "Oh, my William are you alright?" She asked then glaring at the older child she just sighed. "Henry go home to your father now I'm talking to him later," she said no longer looking at the stuttering boy who just smirked and grinned at the bully. "Yes, ma'am," he said walking away.

~Flash Back~

Bill ran up to Henry laughing. "Momma said I'm going to be an older brother just like you!" he smiled jumping up and down. Henry laughed and picked up the little boy and hugged him. "I'm sure you'll be great. Hoping for a little brother or sister?" he asked. Bill thought about it and smiled. "Sister!" He chuckled.

"Henry?" Bill asked as he laid next to his brother. "Yes." "We'll always be close right?" He asked sleep filling his voice. "Why Billy?" Henry asked running his fingers through the boy's hair. "The book the teacher is reading to us the sibling's fight and don't get along. She said that some brothers, especially ones that don't have the same father don't get along. I don't wanna fight." He said tears threatening to spill.

Henry pulled the child close to him and hushed him. "I promise you we will always be close." He said softly. Calm gentle breathing came from Bill and Henry smiled carrying him to his room.

~end of flashback Time skip~

Stan sat across from the worried boy who had told him everything years ago when they first met. The losers waited to be told why their friend was almost called a brother to Bowers. Watching the boy start to panic Stan moved over to sit next to Bill. "h-Henry is my older b-brother." Bill whispered. "That can't be true he tried to kill us!" Richie yelled causing Bill to shudder. "That was b-before -"

"Before what!? Multiple times he has tried to kill us!" Beverley said. Bill stood up and slammed his fists on the table. "Don't you dare take his damn side!" He yelled surprising everyone including him. Stan went to calm him but Bill slapped his hand away and ran off. Henry sat outside waiting for him.

"Didn't go well?" He asked well Bill kicked and punched a bag. "How do you think it went asshole?" He snapped. Henry held his hands up in surrender. "I have news." He said. Bill nodded. "Mom got a new job. But we have to move." He said. "We h-have to m-move again!" Bill groaned. "Yes! Now start packing we leave tomorrow afternoon." He said walking away. "Henry! Where are we g-g-going this time?" Bill asked. "Back to Hawaii." He said after a moment of silence.

Bill sighed and rode his bike around town until he saw the losers. Walking over to them he was quick to apologize. "Look I'm s-sorry for n-not telling y-you I sh-should have and-" before he could finish Stan pulled him into a hug. "Don't worry. They understand the thing now." Stan said.

"Bill! Hurry up!" Henry yelled across the street looking as though he was waiting. "You w-wont have to d-deal with Henry anymore a-after tod-day! He's moving," he said his voice full of sorrow. "What about you?" Eddie asked. "I'm g-going aswell. S-s-sorry." Bill said leaving his group walking over to Henry.

~Later Raining~

Bill stared out the window watching the rain pour. "They've b-been gone for a l-long time," he said. Henry nodded as he got up to answer the door. "Yes?" he asked. Bill didn't bother listening to the conversation but all he could remember was short and brief. "I'm sorry for your loss."

~Time skip one month~

Henry banged on the door waiting for his brother to unlock it. "William open this door!" he yelled only to have his brother turn up the music. "Leave me to die!" he said. "Ugh, Bill we don't have time for this! The social worker will be here any minute!" Henry yelled trying to unlock the door. "You are so dead when I get in there! I'm going to-" as Henry continues he didn't see a man walk up and pull him away from the door. "This is good what's in it! I'mma say- Love! And nurturing and- Hello you must be-" Henry said dropping the hammer in his hand and outreaching the other to shake.

"The stupid head." the man said."Oh! Oh, I am so sorry about that if I had known who you were I would have- I can pay for that." Henry quickly said. "It's a rental. Now inside your house-" he began as the Losers rode up to watch the scene next to Henry's friends. "This will be fun," Victor said. "Yea!" Richie said. "I was thinking we could talk out here?" Henry said. "No? Okay just-this way," he said walking around the house. "Do you often leave your brother alone?" the man asked. "No this would be the first time." Henry lied.

Looking over he rushed to the stove and turned it off. "You left the stove on?" the man asked. "Just a shimmer- AHHH!" Henry yelp. "Found that this morning," Bill said from behind them. "BILL! There you are!" Henry said trying to hide the anger he had towards his brother at the moment. "Hello I'm Mr Fury (haha I'm keeping it) are you happy here?" the man asked. Bill smiled and nodded. "I'm v-very well cared for and h-have a great friend g-group. I am healthy and strong. My b-brother likes to- d-discipline me!" Bill said.

"Discipline?" Fury asked. "Yes! Sometimes with bricks!" Bill said. "Alright, that's enough sugar for you!" Henry jumped in pushing his brother away.  "Let me get one thing straight I am the one they call when things are not alright and things are not alright! I'll give you two days to change my mind! Here is my number William. Call if things don't go well." he said walking out the front door handing Bill his work card. "And if you were wondering this did not go well!" he said as the others walked into the room. "Where's Big Bill?" Richie asked.

Henry turned around to see his brother. Yelling Bill ran into a different room only to be dragged back into the living room. "Let me g-go!" he yelled. "What is wrong with you?! Do you want to be taken away?! Do you understand what would happen?!" Henry yelled. "NO!" Bill yelled. "No, you don't understand?! No what?!" Henry questioned. Bill gave up and fell unto the floor mumbling something. "You are so impossible!" Henry groaned. "So why d-don't you sell me and b-buy a d-dog instead?!" Bill yelled. "I am trying here Bill!" Henry yelled. "It's not good enough, try harder!" Bill yelled slamming his room door.

Henry groaned and fell onto the couch ignoring the guests. "So! Didn't go well?" Belch asked. Henry just muttered something that no one could understand. "I'll order pizza!" Richie said standing up fast and walking over to the phone.

After a few hours, Henry walked to Bills room only to see his little brother face down on the bed. "Hey, Billy," Henry said trying to smile. Bill sat up and let his brother sit next to him both boys ignoring their friends standing at the doorway listening and watching. "Brought you some pizza." Henry chuckled setting it down next to the bed. "We're a broken family aren't we?" Bill asked suddenly without stuttering. "No!" Henry said getting a questioning look from Bill. Henry sighed. "Maybe- a little," he said. Bill sighed and looked away. "Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. Or have done any of those things." Henry said looking at the sheets and the floor.

"We're b-b-brothers it's o-our job." Bill tried to joke. Henry sighed and nodded about to say something but Bill interjected. "I like y-you b-better as a b-brother than a f-father," Bill said quietly getting a chuckle from the older boy. "I love you as a brother way more than a dog." Henry joked trying to get a hug from Bill who still wouldn't look at him. "We'll get through this Bill. I promise." Henry said quietly smiling at his brothers laugh. "Okay!" he said nodding.

[flamebrain]

mattfoggy hcs, straight from the bastard empire sorry these all read like shitepostes(L O N G post under cut you’ve been warned)

WTNV au:

nightvale is just populated by like. vigilantes and other poewered people and foggy shoes up one day like. hey anyone need a lawyer? and the whole town falls in love w him

MURDERDOCK IS KEVIN

matt does radio and talks about foggys perfect hair and perfect teeth and foggy calls in like "heh, thanks dude, but aren't you like blind?" and matt shuts the call off immediatley

everybody knows matt is daredevil because he makes wink wink nudge nudge comments about it like 'ah. it appears that an entity has appeared near the dog park. castle appears to be on the scene now, and...ok, he's got a gun. i cant do anything about that, but my pal (noises of him scrambling and obviously knocking things over) daredevil might be able OKHERESTHEWEATHER" and it cuts off and like. he shows up 5 seconds later to kick frank in the face for using lethal measures AGAIN

EVERY TIME IT CUTS TO THE WEATHER AND THEN CUS BACK AND THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED ITS JUST MATT. like. breathing just a little heavier than normal into the mic like. 'so it appears uh. the issue has been resolved thanks again to daredevil and his pal moon knight. such a shame i had to cower under my desk while the weather was on. ok goodnight'

the funky thing abt nightvale in this au is that it's basically just like. new york from 616 but foggy's like. from our earth so he's like HWAT THE FUCK AND AHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE ON THIS DAY AND WHY CANT I LEAVE he gets kidnapped by super villains on like his second day in town and immediatley regrets every life choice he's ever made

matt works at nightvale radio by day and conviently cuts to the weather every time something comes up so sometimes there's like. 7 half hour weather broadcasts a day and the townspeople just. humor him

foggy falls in love with matt after figuring out after .5 seconds that he's daredevil and he saved him from a bunch of baddies on like his second day and matt compliments him on the radio like every day and yeah they're fuckin good ok assorted stupid college hcs: matt and foggy like to chill in each other's beds. foggy doesn't notice that often because matt moves back b4 he gets back and matt pretends not to notice but  like. he can smell foggy was there. foggy. stop napping in this bed you're making my sheets smell like you, foggy, i KNOW they're silk and i know you think you're getting away with it but you're NOT,

matt, coming back into the dorm after being out for the day: foggy are you laying on my bed foggy, sitting up straight: nah pal. just sitting on the end for a minute hehe. just had to rest the old joints matt, knowing DAMN well that he was lying down a second ago and he's obviously lying but not being able to say anything; haha ok. move

hrnnn matt knows foggy is gay long before he tells him because he catches him in a lie about who he was out with but he can't say anything and like. he knows foggy is scared to tell him but he doesn't know how to bring it up and he's like. i want him to know he can trust me but i don't know how to tell him i know please foggy

foggys heart goes a mile a minute anytime the subject of being gay comes up around matt and matt wants to yell at him that it's OK and he doesn't care but his hints that he's fine with it seem to fly right over foggys head and so one day he gets so fed up with trying to convince foggy he's chill with gay people he just kisses him. wig

hrnnn. matt doesn't like the snow because it messes with his senses and he can't see but he can't say that to foggy so he just says he doesn't like the cold and foggys like "yeah doofus you weigh like three pounds you're skin and bone compared to me smh" and insists on cuddling him every time he sees matt get like That bc he thinks he's just chilly and it's. oddly comforting to matt because yeah. nobody really Holds him like that, and he Is Cold, and foggy is Warm,

matt gets Very touchey around people he's close with and so when he gets close with foggy he puts his arm around him a lot, rests his head on his shoulder, holds his arm even when they're not going anywhere, etc. foggys heart speeds up every time but matt just assumes that's what people hearts do when that happens because he doesn't really do that with anyone else and hey, he's happy when he does it and his heart maybe spikes a little too, but then he gets someone else's arm to lead him when foggys sick one week and their heart stays the exact same, what's up with that? so then he starts paying attention to all the people on campus, and the touching doesn't usually make the hearts go wild, but, well. matt 'sees' it happens and he's like HaHa, See, This is A Thing, and then he realizes that the people that have it happen to them? they're couples. and he just. freezes because first of all, Foggy- and at him- an- and second, his heart ALSO does a thing, so-

heres a rEALLY stupid unrelated au/hc i got after hearing a friends disater story hfdjhskja matt goes on a blind (hehe) date with a girl and it's pretty much a disaster, it turns out she brought her friend who is also meeting a guy at the same place, and like. she's obviously incredibly wack she says blind people are god's mistake and stupid shit like that so matt gets up halfway through their meal to go sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes while he thinks of an excuse to leave? and eventually a guy comes in and he's like 'uh hey, dude, you in here? your date grabbed her friend and left so we're both dateless now, thats a relief for me and unless you're just having incredibly bad bowel movements i think it's pobably one for you since you Have been in here for like half an hour uh im foggy by the way' and then they go back out and sit together and talk about how wack that fuckin was and like. inadvertent date

hey i can talk a lot of shit about how matt falls asleep on foggy but. sometimes foggy falls asleep on or next to or with matt and matt goes !!!! and he does not move and then he eventually falls asleep with foggy head on his shoulder and his head on foggys and when FOGGY wakes up and realizes matts still there and is ALSO asleep he doesn't move and eventually falls back asleep and then it's just like. waiting until the time aligns that they're both awake at the same time because neither wants to move and wake the other send tweet

SOULMATE AU:

foggy looks up from his college bed, sees matt, and suddenly EVERYTHING is fucking rainbow and he's like 'oh fuck. oh shit. wait. this is a dude' and matt's like 'is everything ok my guy?' because foggy's like. >:O and of course he has no idea because he's blind but foggy doesnt realise this and for a hot minute he;s like "OH FUCK. ITS ONE OF THOSE RARE OCASIONS WHERE HES PERFECT FOR ME BUT I'M NOT FOR HIM," and is about to s o b before he's like wait a fucking minute

yknow the au where like. the first words you hear from your soulmate are marked on your skin at birth? foggy's are 'excuse me', absolutley common, a chance meeting, and he stops jumping every single time he hears them after age 8 when he realises just how many times that phrase is said. matt's are 'yeah, who're you looking for,'  but he doesnt remember that, there's no constant reminder of it since he's blind, the nuns wouldn't tell him, the kids made up childish shit like 'poopoo', and stick DEFINITLEY wouldnt fucking tell him because hes stick and hes an asshead and eventually matt stops asking and caring. it takes WEEKS for after they meet for foggy to ask matt about his words and matt just says 'oh yeah, i dont remember. here" and shows foggy and when he sees them he's like. 'hm. sounds familiar' and forgets about it untill like two years later theyre drunk and talking about the first time they met and matt's like 'yeah you asked like 'who'm i looking for and then panicked because i was blind' and foggy's brain just like. short circuits for a whole ass minute and then when it clicks he just goes. "yOU"

TRANS MATT:

matt realises when he's still in the orphanage that mayhaps he hates being not a dude and haha! hes not gonna fucking come out to catholics he knows about That. he tries to tell stick, around the time their closest, and FUCK STICK he refuses to call him anything else or support him becaise stick is a peace of fuck shit FUCK STICK so that scars matt from coming out for a DAMN while so like. when he goes to college he introduces himself to everyone as matt and emails his proffesors like. 'hello please my name is redacted on your forms please call me matt its uh. a nickname' and he's not like. out to anyone but matt is close enought to his deadname that most people don't question it. foggy does, though, a little while after they meet, and matt is so fed up with not telling people and being called the wrong pronouns he just goes 'i want to be a guy ok' and goes absolutley APESHIT when foggy's like 'oh, cool. do you want me to use he pronouns for you' because wait. people are...ok sometimes? and matt's like. about to cry 

 alternatley: matt says "I don't wanna be a girl." and foggy goes "oh hey are you trans? same hat!" and then foggy tells matt like. binding tips and shit and theyre Good ok

deadpool kills transphobes, sm n dd just fucking beat the SHIT out of them in a back alley and like. they let DP know where they are but whatever happens happens :D

elektra, impaling two transphobes onto the side of a building with her knives: matthew, i know you can hear me, why

one day elektra sees matt has dumped a guy on her roof and just. sighs and goes back inside and matt waits for like 15 minutes before halfheartedly picking up the dude and dropping him off at franks.

matt dropped them off at nats One Time and she went apeshit and hunted down like 20 more of them.

foggy, holding a bat: cmon matt let me kill ONE matt: 'fine but if you get caught im not going to be your lawyer.'

INTO THE DEVILVERSE AU:

earth 14512/TRN700 (peni parker’s universe) matt murdock has a robot seeing eye dog who's also a vigilante

hddjdsjdhdn they all show up to earth 6's foggy and he just. sighs and all the devils start crying because He Is Here

hmm ok. canonically we know nothing about miles's matt but we know he exists and is known figure because miles knows of him but doesn't know he's daredevil i'm Prefty Sure so like. i'm gonna say he's just a successful lawyer who has radarsense but never got yoinked away from the orphanage by stick and never got training so like. hemndhdjsjnow the QUESTION is who finds that matt because there's a Very Different outcome depending on if like. murderdock meets him first or the matt from hobopeters universe does

hmm. murderdock comes in first like gwen does but doesn't out himself as competent w like swords and shit. but he OH HES THE OPPOSING FORCE FOR UH A COURT CASE MATT IS IN AND MATT HAS NO IFEA HOW SIMILAR THEY LOOK BECAUSE HES BLIND HRNNNNNHSHDHDHDJ and then matt from HP's universe comes in like HEY YOURE ME RIGHT. what the FUCK i need the laws in this dimension STAT and murderdock ':"sees" him and is like ah fuck. my goose may be uhhh cooked

ok mileses matt is like 'so what brought y'all here??? hhh????  and murderdock sighs and goes well my boss who's not really my boss from MY universe is doing something stupid here and opened a dimensional portal and it could maybe tear the multiverse apart which i guess i'm not stoked about' and matt's like 'who's your boss?' and murderdock begrudgingly says 'wilson fisk' and matt immediatley goes >:O because he's CONSTANTLY defending people who were injured as a result of what fisk and his company do

anyways. matt immediatley rushes to foggys because "foggys my partner, he's helped me deal with fisk, he knows him, he can help," and he swings open the door and like. one of two things happens actually either A: foggy is like matt. MAATT. AHAT IS GOING ON WH. WHY IS THERE A TALKING DEER WEARNING SPANDEX WHO CLIMBED THROIGH MY WINDOW MATT PLEASE HE SAYS HES Y O U or like. matt walks in and deerdevil is playing pattycake with robodog and daredevil noir is incessantly flirting with foggy and when matt comes in foggys like 'hey. i don't know what's going on but i think i'm trading my best friend'

murderdock is like...the cool college student who tells freshies about weed murderdock: so, you don't know how to fight right  matt: no??? i'm blind??? md: but you can kinda see right. matt: yeah like a radar kinda md: normal blind people can't do that you know matt: they wHAT md: you can listen to heartbeats if you try hard enough. you can tell when people are lying matt: i can W H A T md: yeah. what me to teach you how to kill a man matt: W H AT NO IM A L A W Y E R WH

hrnnn the matts in this universe push our matt away to stay with foggy because he doesn't deserve 2 die and you KNOW every matt pushes people away but foggy is like. matt i know you tried it's ok i lov you buddy and he's like HRGGHHHH FUNCK YOU and makes foggy tell him stories untill he can distinguish lies and hide in a place around their office untill matt can like. find him instantly and training montage shit you feel me and he rolls up to the collider in his black pjs like "hello my fellow devil men. i hear you all have no plan. well. i don't either but i'm here" and one matt is like. how did you go-OH YOU DID IT and all the mats high five and cry a littlethey're still reluctant to let matt come help but they're all like. "we're all depressed and suicidal anyways we all have big guilt and if we didn't let him i lnOW he's gonna have big guilt forever he can stay"

THE PENUMBRA PODCAST AU:

foggy is a private eye, kinda depressed a lil bit, and he works w his secretary karen who helps him with tech and stuff because he is god awful at all that 

"mike whatevermaggiesmaidennameis" is an occult specialist from dark matters agency assigned by an agent natasha of dark matters to help him with his current case. 

foggy does NOT want to do this with any damn occultist or whatever the hell but before he can escape mike shows up and god DAMN is he charming and catches him before he can climb out the window, so. that's that for introductions. anyways, hijinks, elektra is cassandra, if you care listen to the murderous mask, anyhoo foggy stars to notice something is kinda weird about matt but brushes it off. they finish investigating and retrieve an important artifact.

it's cold, mike says. sorry dude, all the places near here are closed, foggy says. is your place? mike asks. oh, says foggy they go back to foggys place and maybe make out a little bit, but foggy realizes oh shit, mike just tried to steal the keys to my safe where i stored the artifact, shit, and plaxces him under arrest before he can do anything, and calls the cop cops.

they come to take mike away, and minutes later foggy finds a note, scrawled INCREDIVLY messily, in his pocket. "sorry," it says, "i wasn't tricking you about anything i said, and i meant everything i did. -matt murdock ps. check around, say, X avenue. you may have to do a bit of cleanup." when foggy checks cameras that overview there, he find the officers that took murdock from his apartment hogtied together, and sees their clothes strewn on the ground - forming letters - with love. their car is gone. PODCAST AU:

matt listens to podcasts a lot right and so foggy is like hmm mayhaps this is a good idea. but the type of podcasts they listen to differs so incredibly like matt listens to serial and the wildest one he listens to is probably judge john hodgman whereas foggy listens to shitpost podcasts like mbmbam and can i pet your dog foggy keeps referencing mbmbam around matt because he just assumes that he listens to it and matt is so confused every time and one day foggy says "damn matt you're really horny for this one huh" and matt just snaps and says FOGGY WHAT DO YOU M E AN

so then they are like oh shit you're not listening to the good ones. no YOURE not listening to the good ones. solution?  listen together which means sharing earbuds which means sitting next to eachother on small college bed which means????? cuddling

also eventually they decide fuck it. let's make our own podcast and they combine the mbmbam and jjh format so they get questions and do goofs and stuff and then give actual legal advice but sometimes foggy will be like "ok. here's what you do. you need a cat? go into the pet shelter and take one. what are the gonna do beat you up with their cat toys? didn't think so." and matt starts crying because "Fo g g y WE ARE LAWYERS I KNOW YOURE GOOFING BUT THATS ILLEGAL FOGGY YOI CANT TELL OUR LISTENERS TO GO DO CRIME"

COFFE SHOP AU:

matt has a caffeine addiction and constantly comes to foggys coffee shop and orders one black coffee every morning and foggy eventually is like. hey buddy. do you EVER drink ANYTHING F U N EVER

matts like...no...i need coffee as strong and dark as my soul... and foggys like ok edglelord. wait up i'm about to change your life

foggy makes him a latte that's just a little bit caramelly but not too sweet and he's like here. drink this. no charge you deserve to live a little. also here's your boring edgy coffee you still have to pay me for that one. matt tries it and he's like hmm. not bad, but just not. Good and foggy is like wow fuck you. i'm going to find a good drink for you that isn't this hell water so every morning matt comes in and foggy gives him a black coffee and a free Fun and Cool coffee on the house

matt always is polite even when foggy can tell he DESPISES what foggy made but he's not going to stop untill he finds something god damn it matt

ok anyways they start meeting up more. matt starts taking his breaks in the coffee shop and and foggy hmmm...always seems to have a shift off when matt comes down..hmm. coincidence....hmmm....theo suffers for him by covering all his shifts when matt comes in and he's like well, actually fuck work

eventually foggy is like hey dude. do you wanna test my drinks before they go on the menu or help me perfect my recipes and shit you have a good toungie right (matt goes apeshit, because fuckin FOGGY YOU CABT SAY THAT) but he's like haha yeah. that'd be fun. haha

and then foggy finds out matt is INCREDIBLE at baking when he hands him a cookie and matt goes. hmm. too much flour add a fourth a cup less and a pinch more of saltand he's like??? bitch. i'd like to see you do better. and then matt does

so basically every day foggy closes up a little earlier and lets matt in and they dick around in the kitchen and bake and make coffee and foggys shop gets more and more popular because hey this already really good joint just started selling the most BALLER carrot cAke waht the fucké

anyways fall comes around and foggy is like GUES WHATT ITS TIME FOR WHITE GIRL DRINKS TRY THIS and he gives matt a pumpkin spice latte and matt is like. •.• THIS IS IT. THATS THE ONE

and foggy starts crying MATT PLEASE YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PKEASE MATT, MATT I CANT ADD PSL YEARROUND BECAUSS YOURE A BASIC WHITE BITCH MATT

he bullies foggy into keeping the latte on the menu by threatening to stop helping him bake and foggy is SO OFFENDED, on behalf of good taste everywhere, matt, please,

anyways foggy continues rags on matt for only liking the shittiest fucking drink god damn it matthew fucking hell i make you 3 billion and THIS is the one you pick you disaster and matt is like haha shut up. stoopid

foggy doesn't, and you can guess where this be headed because i'm gay and soft,

matt kisses him and foggys like. ?????????? and matt goes AH FUCK. I COULDNT THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO GET YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH SORRY. GUESS ILL GO and foggy throws cookie dough at him and drags him back over because he's not leaving fuck that. fuck you. and then they're happy and domestic the end

wait i lied matt opens a pro-bono firm in the back of foggy's shop and he gives all his clients freshly baked dessert and coffee and he's so good at being a lawyer and foggy becomes so good @ running his shop that customers keep coming and they're the Cute Gay Couple everyone knows abt and loves

ACCIDENTAL (?) KISSING:

SO. there are so many god damn moments foggy nearly fucking breaks and smooches matt out of sheer unbridled uwu soft feelings. SO MANY. when they win their first mock trial together and matt looks so FUCKING happy and he tells foggy how good they work as a team and foggy is about to lose his mind but he just goes. 'haha yeah' and gives matt a fist bump they finish taking the bar: matt's had to take it in a seperate room, stupid blind accommodations. he finishes first because OF COURSE HE DOES HE'S MATT MURDOCK and the second foggy finishes and leaves the room he sees matt there and he's filled with so many emotions he's about to go apeshit but he manages to contain them JUST enough not to make out with matt on the spot but gives him the tightest fucking hug and matt's like "ok buddy! love you too! please dont break my ribs!" and foggys too happy to notice matt forgot to flinch like he didnt know foggy was coming

Foggy gets the sign to matt and he can tell how fuckin stoked matt is and all he can think about is how grateful he is that the two of them get to work together and fucking do GOOD together and he's trying to express that in his awkward foggy way and he's GOING to kiss him right then and there!! hes about to do it look out world!!! and then matt says "you're NOT going to kiss me" and foggy realises haha YEAH THATD BE A BAD IDEA HUH and jokes it off and gives matt another hug - "i'll be careful not to break the ribs this time, buddy, seems like you've been falling over and hurting yourself enough recently,"-

foggy almost kisses matt out of anger when he finds out he's daredevil, when he won't shut up about how this city needs him and foggy would have done the same and blah, blah, bullshit because maybe then he'd FUCKING listen to him, or at least it'd shut him up, but the honest betrayal he feels - at matt for not telling him and at himself for STILL having a part of him that wants to kiss matt - is enough to get him just to leave : ^)

alright. the gang is watching fisk get carted away and see that SHIT, he's broken out, of course it wasnt going to be this easy. matt puts karen in a taxi goes to run off and foggy grabs him by his coat because MATT. you're not going to go fight fisk in your god damn pajamas right now it's too dangerous you're going to die you stupid son of a bitch idiot

and of course matt doesn't listen, he tells foggy to get back into the car with karen, go to his place, they'll be safe there, and grabs his own taxi

and foggy's left to sit there with karen in the cab as it drives Oh Too Fucking Slowly to matt's, and he's mumbling curses all the way and karen is trying to calm him down, he doesnt know why he's so worried, and all foggy can think about is what if matt dies because i didnt stop him and what if karen never gets to hear it from him and about 10 billion what-ifs that wont leave him the FUCK alone, and he sits next to the windowsill he knows matt comes in through and waits, not even wanting to look at the tv because what if he sees worse news Hrgh

matt beats up fisk and he barely even waits for the cops to get there, he gets one look and confirms 'yup, that's mahoney,' and fucking BOOKS it to his apartment, he climbs through the window and foggy's just sitting there waiting, karens in the next room watching the broadcast at a 3 minute delay on her phone, matt doesnt have a tv hes BLIND >:,\

and when matt comes in, bloody and beaten up and doing That Panting Thing He Does, but definitley alive, foggy just fucking. grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him because HE IS A L I V E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and matt is suprised but he doesnt even try to protest because he's still riding the adrenaline from the fight

anyways. foggy pulls away for air and says 'you're so fucking stupid and i hate you' and then matt kisses hIM because uhh, thats FOGGY

and it's a minute later that matt senses another heartbeat and realizes karen's standing in the doorway, and she raises an eyebrow and obviously trying not to panic asks 'uh, foggy, pray tell, buddy, why you're making out with the devil in matt's bedroom' and foggy goes apeshit and tries to think of an excuse that doesn't invole 'uh thats matt' but it just kinda comes out as some stupid shit like 'i,,, uh,,,,, secret,...affair,,?i',m....gay." and matt just sighs and pulls off his helmet like "hey karen. it's me. hey karen whats poppin its me blind matt murdock" and needless to say they all have a Lot to talk abt

DRUNK KISSING:

so like. the first year they're together matt and foggy go out a lot, and it's mostly foggy dragging matt places and matt reluctantly coming because A) if someone doesnt watch foggy this idiot is going to puke and pass out in a ditch and B) he really like his company shh. no telling because that gay

anyways matt usually only drinks a little but foggy is mad lightweight right. he doesn't get shitfaced too often, usually only after exams or when he knows he has no classes the next day. when he does get shitfaced though he absolutley loses his shit and becomes even more touchy than usual, which is VERY TOUCHY because fuck you its my au and i get to choose the default affection levels

so basically. once foggy starts hugging matt and leaning on him and whining into his shirt about the 'hot girls' and 'killer nachos' at the party matt knows it's time to head home and foggy is too busy wrapping his arms around matt to notice he's being dragged out untill its too late

and y'know, thats fine, that's usual, all normal friend stuff, except what foggy also has a tendancy to do when he's drunk is kiss matt. sometimes its on his cheeks, or his forehead, or his shirt?? matt doesnt get that one??? and sometimes foggy even tries to go for the lips when hes particularly wilde. matt knows to expect this by the third time they go out, but it's still always a suprise when it happens, because sometimes it'll be out of nowhere when theyre walking back, or foggy'll stop matt and grab his cheeks and kiss him? sometimes they'll get all the way back to the dorm and matt will make foggy lie down and foggy will grab his shirt and pull him close enough to give him a quick peck before rolling over and promptly beggining to snore

which, y'know, is absolutley great for a maybe-gay-for-his-best-friend-catholic. what's also great is that foggy never seems to remember the fact he kissed matt the night before, and if he does, he definitley does NOT bring it up

so that's fine. whatever. thats life and matt will pretend like he doesnt care when foggy gives him a smooch because hes straight and loves girls and jesus christ, no homo, amen

but THEN. . then matt and foggy have been studying for exams for weEKS and theyre FINALLY DONE, FINALLY, and they are both going to get wasted out of their mINDS you better BELIEVE IT

so they do! and eventually they stumble back to their dorm together and sit together on the floor with a half-downed bottle of tequila and matt decides fuck it. he tells foggy he's never kissed a guy and foggy is like "haha cool. i have." matt's like "haha was it good" and foggys like "hell yeah man better than girls" so matts like hmm. "foggy i think i want to kiss a guy" and you can guess where this is goin

foggy is an oblivious little shit and just thinks matt's having a gay awakening so he's like "oh cool" and matt starts vibrating at inhuman frequency because FOGGY THIS IS THE ONE TIME I"M BASICALLY ASKING YOU TO DRUNK KISS ME AND YOU D O N T" so he just goes "haha yeah." and foggy's like "haha yeah"

and then matt chugs the bottle of tequila and says "foggy i think i wanna kiss you" and then he does but he's a good christian and also stupid so he just like. goes mwah on foggy's cheek

and foggy stares at him for like 15 seconds before basiclly challenging him to 'kiss him like a man, murdock, how are you supposed to get the gay experience if you dont go all in' and then they make out for like 20 minutes and life is good

(they both wake up w the worst fucking hangovers and theyre passed out on the floor and matt's like "foggy....im gay..." and foggys like "haha do you remember i kissed you" and matts like "????foggy i kissed YOU" and foggys like "oh yeah you did. you should have done that earlier" and matts says "????you were too busy trying to kiss me" and foggy goes "oh haha i was. cool" and then they fall back asleep...then they.....boyfriend.s)

FLOWER SHOP/TATTOO ARTIST AU:

so. matt is a florist and he runs a little shop across the street from an empty piece of real estate. a tiny place that used to be a deli but had just the WORST sandwiches, it was no wonder they closed down, god damn. anways. matt runs his shop with his best friends kirsten and karen who have IMPECCABLE taste in flowers and less impeccable taste in impulse control and not being huge lesbians.

one day this dude pulls up into matt's shop. his request is maybe the strangest matt's ever heard - 'can you get me two bouquets of like, the most metal flowers you have? like, ones that just look super cool but also, yknow, smell super good and sick and shit?' 

matt laughs, and tells the guy that yeah, he can't help with the looks part, but he'll make sure to get him some that smell 'quote' sick and shit, come back tomorrow morning and they'll have some ideas-hey, what are these for anyways?

and the guy tells him, oh, hah, i'm moving in across the street, opening a little tattoo place? wanted some flowers to make it seem more, uhh....welcoming. matt laughs and says yeah, sure, cool, and tells him if he has anymore questions to call the store and ask for matt. the guy tells him if he ever wants a tattoo just cross the street and ask for foggy and unless the flowers matt gives him really suck he won't do him dirty and tattoo a dick on him

so anyways, they have a couple meetings, foggy decides on the flowers he wants and thanks matt and tells him hey, he should come check out the shop, it's opening tomorrow, and foggy wants to be able to point to the guy who did the sick florals. matt doesnt have anything better to do and he likes the sound of this guy's voice so hell, he might as well

when he goes over matt realizes oh shit. he really is out of his element here, but he asks the guy at the counter for 'foggy' and is led over to  a corner where foggy's sitting and tattooing...himself? and matt realizes hey. i kind of have no idea what this dude looks like

so he sorta. sits there awkwardly untill he asks like. 'uh. i cant actually see what youre doing' and foggy goes OH IM SO FUCKING STUPID. i'm. man, saying this out loud seems kinda really stupid and cheesy i cant believe i have to do this...i'm....it's one of the flowers in the bouquet you made me....i just thought it looked really neat and smelled good and it....kinda reminds me of you and OK i KNOW that sounds really weird we met like 4 days ago BUT you seem super cool and i kinda hope we can maybe like. be friends or hang out or something,

and matt's like. o//////o yeah okay. uh. thats cool. thats cool uh im sure the flower is really pretty haha i love that type haha UH DO YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH OR SOMETHING haha maybe ill get a flower tattoo one day its pretty cool that you do tattoos UH IM FREE TOMOROW WAIT MAYBE THATS TOO SOON IM SORRY UH IM FREE WEDNESDAYS,

and foggy just kinda laughs and says 'no, tomorrow works,' and hey! they make plans and get coffee together and matt's like so. what tattoos do you have and foggy starts listing a bunch and eventually matt's like :( i wish i could see them they sound beautiful and foggy's like. here. heres my arm can i. yeah ok. and he grabs matts ar,m and he's like ok. feel the skin, its still a little raised can you feel that? ok, run your fingers over here and i can like. tell you wjats there

cue like an hour of sensual arm touching and tattoo explaining and the more matt learns about foggy and his tattoos and the more he hears the way he talks the more he's like A) oh fuck, i kinda really like this guy whos letting me feel up his arms and B) do i want a tattoo? i kind of want a tattoo

anyways. time jump they hang out a bit more, foggy always comes into matt's shop and talks to him in between customers, shows him the patterns he's designing, etc, and one day he comes in with a paper that has a design of some flowers on it and shows it to matt and as he's running his fingers across it he stops and says 'foggy? will you do this to me'

and foggys like 'bud are you sure? first tattoo, right, do you-are you really sure you want to do this, like, when, and wh" and matt's like 'shut up and put this ink in my skin before i chicken out' so matt sits through a PAINFUL ASS TATTOO and when it's done he's like FOGGY CAN I TOUCH IT CAN I TOUCH IT FOGGY CAN I TOUCH IT and foggy has to physically restrain matt from fondling his tattoo because its FRESH MATT

so foggys like 'ok, this is cause for celebration! babys first ink! we;re getting beers cmon' and they both go out to drink and matt's like 'hey foggy...can i touch more of your tattoos' and foggy's like 'uh, sure, i have another armfull,' and they do that for a while untill matt gets to the one foggy did the first time he visited foggy's tattoo parlor and foggy's like hah. remember this one? and matt's like yeah. i do. and they kinda just. sit there for a minute and then foggy's like 'ok. im gonna kiss you now punch me if you hate this, flowerboy' and matt absolutley does not punch him, thank you very much

and when they finish having their moment matt's like 'wow. i shoulda....i shoulda asked to feel you up again way sooner if i knew you were gonna do that' and foggy's like 'hey...i'd let you feel me up anytime' and they both kind of laugh and decide ok, worm, this works, and decide theyre gonna do that more often

they start to go out for drinks / dinner / lunch / any time they possibly can, and matt learns the curvature of foggys (suprisingly muscley?) arms down to a t, but he runs out of space to run his fingers over one night, and foggy kisses him and says 'hey. i've got more tattoos, y'know, but i don't think many people would appreciate it if i showed them off to you here' and matt is like 'wh-O H'

and foggy laughs and drags him to his apartment and pulls of his shirt and says 'ok, we're alone now. tell me what you feel' and matt sits on the bed in front of him and theres lots of sensual chest stroking going on and then yeah. matt gets fed up with all this touching foggy and not enough of foggy touching him and. they fuck oopsie

and after that they decide worm. that was good, wanna do that more often, holy shit, and decide to actually date date and thats like. thats that babey!

but years later they open a joint shop, an absolute mess of soft/punk aesthetics and everyone knows them because matt is still a soft florist who just has a fewwwww dozen flowers inked all over him and foggy is the punk god who flexes his sleeves all over town but flexes his soft boyfriend husband even more tHE END

[dcarhcarts]

regarding recent absences

And other such updates!

If you want the tl;dr, here it is: my mental health isn’t in the greatest place right now, and I figured I ought to explain why I must ask you for continued patience for the snail speed on this blog. I’m not announcing official hiatus, but just know that I...might continue to be pretty scarce, but I’m trying my best to be here and to be writing here. To hopefully get me more active here, I plan on dropping a few threads and cleaning out my dash re: people who follow me but aren’t writing with me. You’re more than welcome to keep following me if I unfollow you, and if you want to write with me and just haven’t gotten the chance and would like me to re-follow you, pls just go ahead and shoot me an im. I will be making a separate post about both those things, it’s just that I can’t deal with how fast my dash is moving at the moment.

If you care for the long version, under the cut so as to not bother everyone else!!! Be warned that it’s uh...it’s l o n g. TW for depression and anxiety and the general things my brain does to me lolol. 

Wow I haven’t used the post title function in a l o n g time. Anyway, hi, it’s me, Ro, your friendly neighborhood mun of a 20+ muse mumu. Don’t let the kind-of-serious format scare you - nothing bad is happening. I just have a few things that I felt the need to address that have been happening either in my life or just in my screwed up brain :D Buckle in and get ready for the ride, I guess?

Starting with something y’all already know about - I’ve not been here a lot recently. I joke about that a lot, but really, if you catch the pattern, my activity here is: exclusively after 10 pm, 2 drafts at most a day, inbox straight up clogged from like a month ago. IMS basically desolate, because I haven’t worked up the courage to pick them back up since I last forgot about them in the endless stream of things I had to do about a month ago! (that being said, uh, if you want to talk to me your best bet is probably through discord. Ro#6782 - pls, mutuals only, and tell me who you are!)  

And - because I h a t e being that mun that reblogs memes and asks for for them and then never answers their askbox / puts out starter calls when she has 10000 drafts / puts out plotting calls when she has unanswered ims, (no problem at all when other people do this but somehow when it’s m e I’m like “no you’re a terrible person”???? hmmm), I’ve also been avoiding t h o s e. If you’re new and you followed me in the last month, I’ve been putting out n o t h i n g that indicates a willingness to interact with new/more people, while the opposite is true. I’m always willing to interact - if I follow back, I want to write with you, only, well, aforementioned issue aside, I also have m o r e problems.

Namely, IRL and the fucked up thing called my brain. 

As most of you know, I got a job ~end of may or early juuuune~ and....well it’s pretty damn time consuming. I can’t have my phone during the course of my job - by the way, 4 hours - and so in those 4 hours (from 4 pm to 8 pm) I can basically get nothing done here. Then there’s also the fact that the time my shift is placed mentally and physically drains me a lot. Because it starts at 4, most of my morning is spent thinking “god I don’t wanna go to work” and because it ends at 8, most of my evening is spent trying very hard not to doze off. It also drains me a lot socially - I work at a call center, and all day I’m basically calling people who don’t want me to call them and are very irate even when they pick up, and uh, that already doesn’t do well for my anxiety haha. 

The other thing, of course - is my sort-of-seasonal depression. Winter tends to equate to anxiety for me, and summer tends to equate to depression. Again, I think I’ve joked about this a lot, but I apparently can only do drafts when I have 3 finals tomorrow and I haven’t studied for any of them. When it’s break, I get into a really weird slump - when i wake up in the morning, I don’t really want to wake up, and sometimes just stare at the wall for like, an hour. Nothing that I enjoyed during the other months, I seem to enjoy doing now. There’s too much time and too little time. It’s like i spent the whole day doing absolutely nothing meaningful but I can’t break myself out of the cycle so I keep doing that, rinse and repeat day after day, and sometimes my definition of spending time is just lying down in bed again and doing nothing for an hour randomly in the middle of the day. I feel guilty for wasting time as much as I am clueless as to how to fill it in a fulfilling way. “But Ro, you could do drafts!” A Concerned Person May Say. “You like writing!” Well, Kind Person, on some of these days, absolutely n o t h i n g Sparks Joy. 

“But Ro, I follow you on your other blog too!” The Concerned Person might continue.“You’re kind of active there, aren’t you?” And the answer, Kind Person who supported my career even if that blog is mostly obscure af fandoms - is yes.  I am kind of active on my other blog, @storyblcd. This brings us to the third and final reason why I’m.....moving at snail’s speed here, and that, my good friend - is anxiety. Well, mixed with a certain amount of mental exhaustion, of course. Note: this is n o t anyone’s fault. People’s interactions with me have not been negative - and they are not responsible for how my brain chooses to reaact to it. 

I’ve not lost muse for the muses on this blog, per se - but I’m getting burned out really fast writing them, for multiple reasons. First, muse imbalance. Now I know, I definitely k n o w - that sometimes people like one muse more than another, or have more interest in writing with one or the other, and I get that. I’ve said multiple multiple times that that is p e r f e c t l y fine. But honestly the reason I’ve lasted so long on a multimuse is because I can pick which muse I have muse for when, and I can respond accordingly / ask for interactions accordingly. But when I get so many people coming at me at once for the o n e muse when I have t w e n t y it sometimes gets a little? Discouraging? It makes me question whether or not only that one muse is popular for a reason. It also exhausts me re: the portrayal of that muse, because I”m putting out so many replies for that muse in a lot of sort of similar plots/scenarios that I just get burnt right out. And then I get scared that if I keep going I’ll want to drop the muse, so I’m staying away from those threads a little bit.

Second, I’m at a point in my portrayal of certain muses where I feel like there’s a certain expectation for how it’s going to be. My personal feelings aside, I think every mun expects their own portrayal to be different and unique and exciting - and it’s not different for me, only now I feel like the expectation and the pressure of coming up with something good and meaningful outweighs the feeling of exploration as I’m “discovering” the muse. Like most writers - I still crave validation, though more and more lately, I’m at a place in my writing where I f e e l like me from 2 months ago could have probably done a better job. While it’s not necessarily true, and these pressures are coming from m e and not any outside source, I f e e l like I have to consistently Make Good Writing, and simultaneously feel like some days I sit down and I try to do drafts and all I write is garbage. It just - doesn’t feel the same? So - more and more, I’m staring at the empty drafts page and then closing it - because if I don’t w r i t e I don’t have to admit I peaked two months ago.  

Both of these reasons have made me rather a bit avoidant of my muses here / this blog. Now, I’ve been struggling with anxiety for long enough that I know that a lot of this is - well, p r o b a b l y just my brain lying to me. See even as I’m writing this post now, my anxiety is saying “haha guess what n o one cares you’ve been gone” and my rational Anxiety-is-a-stupid-asshole voice is saying “nahhhhhh your brain is probably just lying to you.” But! In the battle, anxiety is kind of pummeling me now. I will r i s e again and win the war, most likely - but for now it’s anxiety: 1 and ro: 0.

AND finally - if you made it all the way down here, you’re a c h a m p. The solution! Well, as much of a solution as I’m hoping to get anyway - we’ll have to see if it implements well. I’m going to unfollow a few blogs so I can get my dash cleaner/more organized/less fast-moving and b r e a t h e. I’m going to drop a couple of threads, I might make a couple more muses request only/exclusive only for the like 2 people that have threads with them, I might drop a couple muses (though I don’t think this will really happen, Idk tho). There will be separate posts on those things coming soon, this is just to notify y’all. Thank you for all of your patience, thank you for all the wonderful people who’ve allowed me to write with you, I love all of you!!!!

[huangfilms]

Youtuber!Jisung

summary: we’re both youtubers and i don’t know you personally, but i watch your videos on occasion and we’re both pretty well known on youtube and i mentioned you being cute Once and now our ‘fans’ ship us

(A/N) hey kids im bacc with another scenario! and its for jisung ! this wasnt requested but i wanted it so im writing it :D i hope you enjoy i love u all also blease leave me feedback (ps,, my time is now going to b spent on hs tutor mark and then uhh prince chenle and then bf jisung but idk when i’ll have them out so be patient please!!! love you <3)

so obviously jisung would be that youtube channel filled with dance covers and just videos of him dancing

some videos would include the rest of the dreamies dancing with him

or just random videos,, like vlogs 

his channel is like his little own archive so he can watch these videos when he gets older

like he doesnt care if people watch him he just wants to share these vids of him dancing and doing weird shit with his friends

but he’s well known around youtube anyway

so where do you come in?????/

you’re also a youtuber

but you dont really know jisung

you do watch his videos sometimes because hes crazy talented

and a little awkward but its endearing and cute

you tend to binge watch his videos when you’re bored

um,,, your youtube channel is basically like his

except its more of vlogs and everyday life videos

you dance sometimes (and if you dont just pretend that you do HAHA)

anyway

so one day you wake up with a billion notifications

and a lot of messages from your friends

‘check your twt y/N BLEASE’

and youre s o confused

and you see that you’ve gained a lot of subscribers or whatever overnight and you’re just????? why???

then you open up twitter and then you see it

‘omg i ship y/n with jisung ! they would be so cute together AHHH’

someone tweeted that

you have never been more confused because you don’t think you’ve mentioned him in your videos

you do watch him as stated above but like,,,, whats goin on

your phone dings and you see that you got a text from ur bestie 

‘watch this RIGHT NOW’ and attached to it is a youtube link

so you click on it and its a video from jisung and the title is uhhh

‘Q&A with my 🅱️ros 😩💯👊’

so ur just laughing and shit and ur like halfway through the video

and you’re wondering why your friend sent it to you

but then theres this question

‘do you watch other youtubers??? if so who?’

and you can see jisung turn red

and its so CUTE

but then he says something that like,,,,,,,, SHOCKS you

fat oof

‘u-um i watch y/n’s channel a lot! they’re super talented and i mayhaps think that they’re cute,,, or whatever,,,,,’

and then it becomes quiet

‘ANYWAY’ - probably donghyuck

and you pause the video and you SCREAM

cause in ur videos u act like a total crackhead i mean if ur on this website then ya ur a certified crackhead

then you start to text ur friend and you’re freaking out

its all incoherent words and keyboard smashes

but then on twt ur just like,,,, ‘@ jisungstwthandle i think you’re cute or whatever too’

EVERYONE IS RIOTING CAUSE !

when jisung gets the notification hes screaming

‘JAEMIN LOOK’

‘mhm mhm’ hes not even paying attention to jisung

after that tweet you post another that says ‘reply what i should do for my next video kids !’

a lot of people say a collab with jisung

others say q&a

SO you don’t really want to bother jisung so you stick to the q and a idea

and then you say to tweet you with uhhh wutevr hashtag with a question and you’ll answer it in a video

you’re not surprised when you see tons of questions asking about jisung

‘so first question,,,, ‘what do you think about jisung???’

you just quietly laugh before you start talking

‘i watch his videos all the time! he’s crazy talented so if you don’t already watch him,,, what r u doing ! plus he’s so awkward that its endearing and i dont know, hes cute or whatever’ and then you wink at the camera

when you post this video jisung watches it

and then when he gets to that part of the video about that question abt him

HE BLUSHES CAUSE OF YOUR WINK

‘jisung why are you red’

‘nothing go away’

so after a few weeks all of it dies down

people still think yall would b cute together

but its more mellow 

then ! jisung posts a pic on twt saying that he’ll have a special collab posted on yt soon! 

and the picture is of two pairs of legs LMAO 

everyone is just ??? cause who could it b

no one suspects its you cause you two ‘havent interacted’ for weeks 

what they don’t know is that you and jisung actually started to talk more! 

so much to the point where you guys are doing a surprise dance collab

hehahhehskdfh

so when jisung drops that youtube video

everyone is screaming, crying, wigless

cause your guys’ dynamic really does go well together

after that you two hang out a lot and he becomes part of your yt videos a lot

vice versa with you in his

everyone loves the both of you its really heart warming cause everyone can see how whipped you two are for each other just not,,, you guys smh

so!!!! its been like months and you can confidently say that jisung is part of your life

and you may or may not of developed a crush on him

he may or may not have developed a crush on you too

but you dont say anything

oh my god open your ears blease

anyway

in the comments you could see a lot of them being about the two of you

‘two they're so cute!!!!!!’

‘Blease Date Already’

sometimes you read them and you get so flustered just thinking about it

well one day you’re reading comments and u get a text from jisung

and he's asking if you want to do a q and a video together

since you guys haven’t done one together yet

so you both tweet about it blah blah whatever

when it comes to the filming you guys are loose and comfortable with each other

but then you stumble across this question that makes everything g so a w k w a r d

‘are you guys dating?’

jisung was drinking something but now he's choking and coughing

‘no! we are not dating BUT i do like jisung in that way’ and then you wink

and then you’re just s o casual about it ‘next question says-’

jisung’s heart is going into overdrive

yOu liKe mE OH mY gOd - his mind

‘jisung u ok there bud????’

and he just nods and smiles big to show that he is ok when he is intact /not/ okay

but anyway

you’re done filming and then you start to edit right after

jisung is just occasionally bringing you snacks but

don't think he FORGOT

cause he didn't !

‘y/n, did you really mean it when you said you liked me???’

then you stop clicking and then you look at him with a grin

‘of course i did jisungie!!!! i thought i was obvious mister’ and then you start laughing but then you go back to editing

‘i- uh, just wanted you to k-know that i like you too.’

‘i know’

‘HOW’

‘you’re friends with 6 demons sweetheart i been knew’

and jisung is dumbfounded and embarrassed

but hey at least you like him too hehehe

‘so.... y/n..... what are we???’

and ur just like hm we’ll be whatever you want us to be!

so then he smiles big ‘okay be my s/o’

‘ask me again in a week’ and his smile drops

‘I’M JUST KIDDING’ ASKJDFLASD

anyway now you’re together !!!!!!

so when you upload the video you put in the description box that !!! jisung asked you out while editing the video so yes! you guys are dating

everyone is not surprised but they’re all happy for you guys

but on camera jisung is too shy to do anything like kissing or whatever

the most HE’S ever done is hold your hand or hug you

but you???????? sis u really b out here

you kiss him on the cheeks

everywhere on his face

you smother him with love and he gets sooo shy 

but everyone loves it cause you guys are so cute together

in the comments you get stuff like ‘wow they’re so CUTE makes me wanna throw up- iN A GOOD WAY’

when the dreams see you guys be too couple-y or whatever

‘you guys are children blease stop it’ - probably mark

but anyway!! i don’t think there would be a dull moment cause off and on camera

you guys would be dancing and popping everywhere

like,,,,, music is being played so you or jisung start dancing and the other joins in

i don't know i find yt jisung so wholesome cause he's got talent and him spreading his talent through videos on the inter webs is so cool !

Masterlist

[sleepingdoyoungie]

Spirits - Lee Hoseok

Author: restinghobi

Pairing: Wonho x Reader (female)

Warnings: demon!au, Incubus!au, comedy, horror, sexual content, oral (female recieving), edging, thigh riding (i mean have you took a look at wonho's thighs? They're D I V I N E. Ok i'll stop lol), praising kink, foreplay (bc wonho likes to tease A LOT), lowkey overstimulation?, nicknames (such as babygirl,baby,princess), aftercare (we all need that good ol' aftercare by this GOD *cough cough* sorry uh Demon)

Word count: 2.9k (I REALLY TRIED TO CONTAIN MYSELF WITH THE DETAILS OMFG)

A/N: This is so long :') Lord please forgive me my sins. I admit that i've sinned. I'm deeply sorry.

MASTERLIST

It was a normal Friday night and you were with one of your friends at home. They decided to bring one of those Witch boards.

"And why did you bring this again?", You asked them. 

"Because your house always had this spooky vibe and that is the perfect place to do something like this.", They mumbled.

"You're insane...", You answered. But you insisted and you set everything up, lit up candles and darkened the room.

You both put a finger on the planchette. 

"If anyone is out there please talk to us.", Your Friend spoke loudly. The planchette began to move and you tried to remember the letters that spelled out a sentence.

W H A T D O Y O U W A N T .

"Rude. We are just trying to contact our wigs you know? They've been missing for a while.", You spoke and your friend started to laugh but stopped when the candles were like blowed out.

You sighed and went to light the again.

"That is so rude of that spirit to just blow out the candles while we're trying to contact our wigs...", You said loudly.

You sat down yet again to the board, while your friend was terrified to death.

"What's wrong? Do you actually think that spirit or dead soul whatever kinda thing will hurt us? I think this is all really psychological and is completely messing your brain up.", You said and your friend nodded. You took them in your arms to confort them. You furrowed an eyebrow as the planchette began to move on its own.

W E ' L L S E E I F I ' M R E A L O R N O T B A B Y G I R L .

"What the...", Your Friend said.

"Why would it say babygirl? Come one let's get out of here.", Now you were a little scared too. You both leave your room and go downstairs.

You heard a dull thump which sounded like something heavy dropped on your bed.

"Go i'll go look what's going on up there.", You told your friend. You quickly got to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. You carefully walked up the stairs and slowly opened the door to your bedroom. You saw a male figure sitting there.

"Oh nice the spirit managed to come out of the board! Yay!", you said sarcastically.

"Why do you have a knife in your hand?", He asked. 

"Oh yea you know I just wanted to make sure no one broke into my house so you know.. but I actually wanted to kill you...", You said, well it slipped more out because of how nervous you were. 

"Ah okay.. I smell that you're nervous.. Relax Babygirl.", he smirked. 

"What do you mean "Babygirl"? Always these stereotypes damn I don't wanna be called a 'babygirl' like I mean do I look like a baby to you? Like, what the heck do male creatures even think while calling their girlfriend 'babygirl'? It doesn't makes sense to me to be honest.", You said.

"Okay can you please stop ruining my purpose? Thanks.", he said.

"Who said- anyway, who or what are you?", You asked.

"Well finally- Umm i'm an Incubus..", he said.

"Ah okay a Demon that is screws people while they're sleeping okay I got it.. So um what do you do when they get pregnant? Like do you go to your sucubus girl and then screw her? And then have Demon babies with her? Okay sorry I read too much on the internet...", You said.

"Uh.. Haha you were right with the first part was right but the second part? I don't really think so..", He said.

"Ah okay... And why exactly again are you here now?", You asked, curiosity laced your voice.

"You summoned me.. even though I never came through a board though.", He said shrugging.

You talked for the rest of the night and you totally forgot about your friend. The man told you his name and after that he said that he had to leave.

"Can I contact you again?", You asked. He nodded but then opened his mouth to say something.

"You can try. I don't know if it will work tho.", He mentioned. He stood up and walked to the board, the closer he came to it, the more his sillouette (idk if that's a word lmao) had faded. You smiled and put away the stuff. You checked your phone to see messages from your friend. They wrote that they took an Uber home and that they arrived home safely. They also said that they, if you were sucked up by the spirit that you would protect them. Lol.

A couple days had past since you first talked to the Demon Wonho. You thought over the time you talked to him, would it be a very vivid dream? You weren't sure but you definitely wanted to talk to him again since he didn't seen like a normal Incubus. He really didn't seem like a lust controlled demon that sucked literally all sexual energy out of you. After work, you got home again. 

You made yourself a meal and stepped up to your bedroom. You got out the board and candles again. You lit up the candles you used last time with your friend. You took a deep breath and started to ask the board: "Wonho? Are you there?",

You let go of the planchette and waited a little until it moved it self.

Y E S .

"Where are you?", you asked. You closed your eyes and you heard a thump next to you. You opened your eyes again and looked to the source of the Sound. Next to you sat Wonho, almost at the same place he sat last time as he came over.

"Hello Wonho.", You said as you continued eating your Food.

"Hey, how have you been?", he said as he snuggled into your shoulder.

"Stressed, but other than that i've been alright.", You replied. Your eyes met for a short second, but then Wonho looked away. You started blushing, you internally hoped that he didn't see it. He stole a quick glance at you, and started smiling.

You brought your plate from the Food down to kitchen. You took a deep breath and got back up into your room, where Wonho was still sitting on your bed. The sun peeked through the blinds.

"I have to show you something...", Wonho said.

"What?", you asked.

He took your hand and wrapped it around his wrist.

"Hold it in the light.", he says. You held his hand in the sunlight that peeked through the window.

You saw that his hand started to disappear so you let go of his wrist to cover up that last sunlight that peeked through the window.

"Why did your hand dissapear?", you asked while sitting on your bed, yet again.

"It's because I'm weak... I have no power whatsoever.", he says, while looking into your eyes.

You thought about it. Would it be a sin to give him the power he needs? Would it affect your personal life?

But then you made a decision.

"What if I give you the power you need?", You blurted out.

Wonho looked at you in a shock for a short while.

"W-What did you say?", Wonho asked to make sure you weren't out of your mind.

"I asked if what if I give you the power you need. To feed your desire.", You said confidently.

"W-Would you really do that?", Wonho stutters. You looked into his eyes and nodded.

"Yes.", you said. He wanted to pounce on you right away but he hesitated.

"Y/N I think you need to think about it again.. I don't think this is something you would agree to just like this. You should really think about it.", Wonho says and strokes your cheek with his thumb. You felt your heartbeat increase and it wouldn't slow down.

"I'll get going then... I'll see you the next time you call me, Y/N.", Wonho said and again, he dissapeared through the board. You let yourself fall on your bed. You touched your cheek where Wonho stroked it. You felt your skin shiver a bit at the thought of him touching you.

You took your phone in your hand to check the time. It was already late so you just decided to got to sleep but before that, you went downstairs into the Kitchen to get yourself a glass of water. You heard light footsteps coming near you.

"Hello?", you called. You heard as if somebody was running towards you. You were suddenly pushed against the wall and then the Demon revealed itself; it was Wonho of course. You smiled a bit and found yourself in a kiss in less than five seconds.

He cupped your face to deepen the kiss. His hands roamed to your waist and gave it a light squeeze. Now his hands wandered under your shirt, pulling it up a little. A whimper escaped from your lips while your skin was covered in a chill. You felt your heat in between your legs getting wetter by every second he kissed you. He started to go rougher, as he pushed his tounge through your plushed lips. Wonho broke the kiss as he looked into your eyes.

"I think you thought enough about it and I did too.", he said as he tucked at the hem of your shirt.

"Can I?", he asked, reffering to your shirt. You simply nodded and Wonho pulled it over your head. Your lips reattached to his and his hands moved under your thighs to pick you up. He smirked a little and yet attached his hands with your ass. He gave it a good squeeze and started walking upstairs. His lips left yours, to see the stairs.

Your lips attached to his neck, kissing and biting, creating purple bruises. Your arms wrapped tighter around his neck to hold onto him. You two slowly arrive at your room. Wonho pushes the door open, straight walking to the bed. He pushes you down onto the bed, kissing your neck as light whimpers escape your mouth. His hands roamed around your torso, down to the hem of your shirt. As his hands touched your burning skin, a shiver ran down your spine. He pulled the shirt over your head, revealing your bra. He took in your scent and you could see his eyes flicker a little bit.

His lips wandered down to your breasts, kissing them lightly. You sat up to open your bra and threw it somewhere in your room. You felt the arousal that pooled in your tummy increase. His lips moved to your already hardened bud. His tounge moved around it, making you moan. He moved to the other nipple, making sure to give it the same attention as the other. You felt your thighs clench together, as heat rushed through your whole body. He left a trail of hickies from your breasts, down your tummy and on your thighs. He slowly pulled off your panties, then he kissed everywhere exept for where you needed it the most.

"W-Wonho please stop teasing..", You pleaded. A smirk formed on his face.

"As you wish princess..", He replied, twirling his tounge around your clit. You let out a shaky moan. He used his hand to hold you down. Two of his fingers were alredy buried inside of you, thrusting in and out of you slowly as you let out a moan here and then.

"You taste so good, babygirl..", Wonho says as he was about to finish. Your breath start to get heavy as he started to pleasure you again.

He looked at your reactions here and then, praising you, and edging you the whole time.

Before you were about to cum, he pulled away again, which was the forth time now.

"Wonho... Please let me cum.. I need it..", you plead as he still didn't let you cum.

"Beg for it baby.", He says and has his tounge on you again.

"P-Please.. Wonho, please let me cum~ I need it so bad.. I'll be good for you, please.", Wonho smirked.

"Call me daddy, baby. I need to hear it out of your sweet little mouth.", He said and you were on the verge of tears because you wanted to cum so bad.

"Baby, let me hear it.", He said.

"Baby, let me hear it.", He said.

"D-Daddy please~ let me cum.. I need to please, i need you buried inside me, going slow and deep please~", You begged.

"Hm.", He hummed, almost sending you over the edge. His tounge was pressed harder on your clit, just moving ever so slightly. You let out short breaths, that soon turned into sweet moans. His last lick along your slit, sent you over the edge, making you cum. He cleaned you up, and kissed you.

"You did so good, baby", He praised you, while massaging your thighs a little bit.

"Now baby, i want you to try something else..", He says and lifts you up, and sits you on his thigh.

"Try to pleasure yourself on me, princess.", His hands gripped your hips, and guided you.

Your sensetive clit moved on the fabric of his jeans, letting you escape moans. Your hands held onto his shoulders for support.

"You ride my thigh so good, i'd like to imagine you riding my dick, princess.", He said and moved your hips a little faster. You couldn't really answer, the only sound that left your mouth were moans, that would soon be replaced by little cries because of the overstimulation. You were soon going to cum again, and you let Wonho know by not purposely intensifying your moans.

"I know you're close,now cum baby.", With that, your thighs started to shake and you orgasmed the second time.

"I ruined your pants... I'm sorry.", You said and pouted.

"It's okay, they're going to come off anyway now.", He winked. He pulled off his shirt, revealing his toned abs. He opened the belt of his pants, and pulled the pants down painfully slow.

You could see his bulge in his boxers, and that was where you got excited.

He pulled off his boxers too, letting his boner spring free.

"Do you have condoms?", He asked. You nodded and pointed at your counter next to your bed.

He opened the counter and pulled out a silver package. He ripped it open with his teeth and pulled it over his length. He climed on top of you and placed himself at your entrance. He placed your legs around his waist.

"Are you ready?", He asked. You nodded.

He started to slowly thrust into you, later on going deeper and deeper, your sweet moans intensify.

"You're so tight baby.. You feel so good wrapped around my cock...", Wonho groans. His hands intertwine with yours and layed them next to your head.

His thrusts get sloppier and that was when you reached your climax. He continues to thrust into you, finishing shortly after that. He pulls out of you, throwing the condom in the trash bin.

He gets to the bathroom, to get a washing cloth and wet it. He gets back to your room and starts to clean you up.

"I've imagined this since the first time you summoned me through that board.", Wonho said, chuckling. You smiled at him. As he finished, he quickly got a glass of water for you from downstairs and a pain killer.

"Here drink this, so you won't have any pain and remember to stay hydrated at all times okay Y/N?", You just nodded and drank and took the pain killer.

He took the glass and put it on the little table next to your bed. He soon wrapped himself into the sheets next to you and wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Will you leave?", You ask him.

"No... At least not yet.", He replies while giving a kiss onto your shoulder. You smiled and cuddled yourself into him. You soon found yourself falling asleep, even though you didn't want this night to end.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> [o] Nizzow lizzle, n neva darkizzle mah door again and yo momma.

EB: but now thizney D-to-tha-izzon't hizzay drizzay sizzles left! EB: whizzay eva goes will be risk'n they life fo` good, won't thizzay? 

CG: THIZZAT WIZZLE BE THA LOGICAL EXTENSION OF THOZE FACTS, YES. 

EB: dis be unacceptable! EB: couldn't i do it? EB, betta check yo self: i be apparently immortal, coz of dis gizzy tia business, so tha bizzle probablizzle wizzle nizzy kill me! Drop it like its hot.  

CG ridin' in mah double R: OK, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE A REMOTE POSSIBILITY THIZNAT GO'N ON A SUICIDE MISSION TA SIZNAVE ALL OF REALITY WIZZAY COUNT AS A HEROIC DEATH? Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. 

EB: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. hmm... EB: maybe i cizzould try ta be not all thizzay brave while i do it? 

CG: YOU ASSHOLE, OF COURSE YOU'D BE BRAVE. THAT TENDS TA BE WHAT HAPPIZZLE WHEN YIZZY DO SUM-M SUM-M REALLY FUCK'N COURAGEOUS. 

EB mah nizzle: yeah. EB: i jizzle dizzay want to loze anybizzle elze be all. 

CG: THAT JIZZLE HOW IT BE. I'VE LOST NIGGAZ FO` WIZZY MORE PIZZLE REASONS. Y-AW OUT OF OPTIONS HERE. CG: YIZZOU'D BE RISK'N DIZNEATH JUST AS MUCH AS T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY WOULD, N THEY'RE NIGGA QUALIFY TA HIZZANDLE THA MIZZLE AS THA DERZE DREAMERS. CG sho nuff: JADE DRIZZEAM SELF BE DEAD TOO, SO SHE OUT. OR TA BE MIZZORE SPECIFIC, HA DREAM SIZZELF BE AN OVERLIZZLE EMOTIONAL DOGG WHO WIZZAY OFF WHIMPER'N SOMEWHERE. I'M PRETTY SURE SHIZZE WILL BE COMPLETIZZLE USELESS. 

EB: oh, yizzeah. EB: she mentioned sum-m sum-m 'bout thizzay cuz Im tha Double O G. shizne sizzle shizzay prototyped killa dream self keep'n it real yo?? what happizzle wit that? 

CG: SHE DOESN'T LIKE TA RAP 'BOUT IT. KIZZY OF A SIZZAY SUBJECT. 

EB: why? 

CG cuz Im tha Double O G: SHE T-H-TO-THA-IZZINKS SHE SELFISH N COMPLETELY HYSTERIZZLE N I GIZZUESS HATES THA PART OF HERSELF SHIZNE REPRESENTS. CG: Drop it like its hot. BUT I MIZNEAN, THE TH'N BE SIZZY SPIZNENT A LIZNONG TIZNIME BEIN DEAD N MOV'N ON, IT NOT LIKE YOU CAN JIZZY TRIPPIN' SOMEBODY BACK N EXPECT THEM TA G-TO-THA-IZZIVE A SHIT 'BOUT ALL THA STUFF YOU THIZZAY BE IMPORTANT. CG: I'VE TRY TA TIZNELL HA TIZZY HUSTLA SPRITE SELF BE PROBIZZLE NOWHERE NIZNEAR AS DESPICIZZLE AS SHE MAK'N OUT WIT HIZZLE TA BE. CG: I MEAN CG: MAKING HERSIZZLE OUT TA BE. CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 

EB:  yeah yeah baby... 

CG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: LIZZOOK, I'M JUST SAY'N CG: WIZZAY ALL GOTS FLAWS, EVEN SHOT CALLA CG: N FO` ALL THA SHIT SHE GIVEN ME ON DIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGL'N FRIZNOM A VERY HIZZLE HOOK. CG: SHE'D BE DO'N ME A MAJIZZLE PERSONAL SOLID BY SIPPIN' AT LEAST SIZZY ATTIZZLE TA GIT HERSELF OFF. CG gangsta style: WAIT CG: FIZZLE CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY 

EB: wow fo' sheezy. 

CG: I MEANT LIZZLE HERSELF OFF. CG n shit: THA HOOK. THA SPENDIN' HOOK, IT A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH. 

EB hittin that booty: /raises eyebrows 

CG ya feelin' me? PUT THOZE THA BACK DOWN, BEFIZZLE MAH HIZZAY ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YO' IDIOTIC FACE. 

EB: ok, i be putt'n them back diznown as nizzot suggestively as pizzle. 

CG: WIZZY WIZZERE WE EVIZZLE CRACK-A-LACKIN` 'BOUT, IT WASN'T DIS, WHATEVA DIS BE. 

EB: what be what dis be? Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. 

CG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT NUTTIN, YIZZAY SHIT. IT HAS BIZZAY THA CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTL'N THROUGH OUR SNIZZORT BARRELS WHIZZLE TOUCH'N EACH OTHA INAPPROPRIATELY. 

EB: was... EB: was tizzy anotha wizzeird erotic slip of tha tizzle? 

CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEIN WORKIZZLE UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FIZZLE CONNIPTION N SAY'N SUM-M SUM-M INFLAMMATIZZLE, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NIZZLE BE CLEAR BY NOW??? 

EB: ok, well, EB: whizzle i be gett'n from dis, aside from tizzy possibizzle that jiznade may or miznay nizzy hizzay kisze' dogg jade at some point, is tizzy neitha of them will be able ta help wit tha bomb pliznan. 

CG: Hollaz to the East Side. THAT EXACTLY RIGHT! THA PAJIZZLE PRODIGY UZE' HIZNIS PUZZLE SPONGE TODAY. CG: BESIDES, JADE IS RESPONSIZZLE FO` OTHA IMPORTANT PIZZY OF THA PLAN. CG: FO` ONE BLUNT-ROLLIN', YIZZOU'LL HAVE TA WAIT FO` HA TA SIZZLE YIZZOU THA CIZZLE FO` THA QUILLS. CG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. YOU CIZNAN'T SCRATCH THA MESA WITOUT THEM. CG: SHIZZE GOT THEM FROM HA DENIZEN, OR WIZZAY LATA ON HA TIMELINE, NOW TIZZY SHE LIT THA FORGE N WOKE THA MONSTA UP. 

EB: aren't thoze tha really tizzay ta kizzill guys? 

CG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: YEAH 

EB: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. did she kill him? 

CG: HELL IF I KNOW, HA EXPLANATION OF THE ENTIRE BITCH BOILED DIZZAY TA N I QIZZAY "shenanigans" CG fo' real: LIMED FO` INFURIATINGLY VAGUE. 

EB: haha. Its just anotha homocide. 

CG: ANYWAY, AFTA SHE GIVES THAT TA YOU, SHE THEN HAS TA GO THROUGH WIT THA RIZZLE OF TIZZY PIZZY, WHICH BE CRUISIN' S-TO-THA-IZZURE Y-AW SIZZLE CRACKA THA SCRATCH, MINUS ONE OF THA DERZE DREAMA OF COURSE. CG: THA PLAN REVOLVES AROUND SIZZAY RIZZLE BAFFL'N HAND WAVEY MUMBO JIZNUMBO WHIZZAY I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTIZZLE, BUT SHE TIZNOLD ME TA T-R-TO-THA-IZZUST WANNA BE GANGSTA 'BOUT IT COZ THA INFO COMES FROM A "Reliable informizzle." CG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. WHITENED FO` SMUG TOO'. CG: IT INVOLVES SUM-M SUM-M TA DO WITTA YELLOW L-TO-THA-IZZAWN RING. CG: WHICH ISN'T THA HUMAN WORD FO` IT, IT JUST YO' WORD BE SO DUMB I FEEL DUMB SAYING IT. 

EB: wizzay fo` what? 

CG: I GUESS YO' ENTIRE ESCAPE PLAN SOMEHOW PIVIZZLE CRITICALLIZZLE ARIZZLE AN UNWATERED PIZNIECE OF RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY??? CG: IT DIZZOESN'T MATTA WHIZZLE IT MEANS. JIZZAY SAYS SHE HAS DIS FIGURIZZLE OUT, N I DIZNON'T HIZNAVE TIME TA DO MUCH BUT TRUST HER. CG: THA P-TO-THA-IZZOINT BE, SHE ALL BOOKED UP, N ALL TOO MORTAL. SO SHIZZE WIZNON'T BE PERPETRATIN' THA BOMB, AND NEITHA WIZZAY YOU. 

EB: ok, wiznell what 'bout dis. EB: since she be mizzle, n i be nizzot (sizzay of), n i dizzy nee' ta do tha scrizzle fizzay a while, can i go help drug deala? EB: maybe sizzy ciznould uze some protection doggystyle? mizzaybe that be what dizzy wiznas just try'n ta do, when he temporarily dy. EB: remember, jack be still on tha looze! Slap your mutha fuckin self. he hizzy iced roze n dave once, n me twiznice. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. 

CG: NO NO NO NO NO NO. CG fo yo bitch ass: SWEET BLEED'N JEGUS, EGBERT, YOU KIZNEEP CHILLIN' ABOUT YIZZAY IMMORTALITIZZLE, AND THEN BRAINLESSLY ANNOUNCE PLANS TA GO OFF N DO SUM-M SUM-M HEROIC! YIZZLE GO'N TA HIZZLE THA SHORTEST LIFESPAN OF ANY IMMORTAL 'N HISTORY. 

EB: sorry. :( 

CG so show some love, niggaz! BESIZZLE, IT A TOTAL NON ISSUE. JACK WOULDN'T HESITATE TA SIZZY YOU AGAIN, BUT HE WON'T HURT JADE FO` SOME REASON. CG: IF CRACK-A-LACKIN`, YOU COULD UZE BROTHA PROTECTION. 

EB yeah yeah baby: really? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. 

CG: I CRAZY ASS NIGGA NOTICIZZLE WHEN LOOK'N THROUGH CRACKA TIMELINE EARLIER. IT WIZZY UNTIL I WIZZLE TALK'N TA HA 'N THOZE TIMEFRAMES N SHE TOLD ME. HE JIZZLE KIZNEEPS FOLLOW'N HA AROUND. I CAN SEE HIM OFF 'N THA DISTANCE IN SOME FRAMES, JUST BLUNT-ROLLIN' THERE, MOBBIN' HA MOVEMENTS. IT INCRIZZLE DISTURBING. CG: HE LINGA AROUND HA UNTIL THA S-C-R-TO-THA-IZZATCH BEGINS N I LOZE THA FEE', NEVA ONCE DOGGY STYLIN' PIMPIN' THREATENING. SHE SEZ SHE T-H-TO-THA-IZZINKS IT BIZZLE JIZZLE INHERITIZZLE LOYALTY OF HER LUSUS. CG, niggaz, better recognize: IF SHE RIZZAY, I GIZZUESS BITCH LUSUS REALLY DIZZY POSER HER THA MOST PROTIZZLE POSSIBLE BY PERPETRATIN' ITSELF, ALBEIT BY DOOM'N US ALL. THA IDIOT. 

EB: D-'-to-tha-izzaw, thiznat's actually kizzinda cute. 

CG: SADLY, HE HOLDS NO SUCH LOYALTY TA ANIZZLE OF US HERE. HE RIZZLE US ALL AS RIPE FO` THA REPEATED SKEWERING. CG: OH FUCK, MIZZLE WE SHIZZOULD HIZNAVE ALL JUST DRESZE' LIKE J-TO-THA-IZZADE?? I CAN'T BELIEVE DIS STROKE OF GENIUS ONLIZZLE OCCURRED TA ME NOW. 

EB: i don't thizzink he W-to-tha-izzould be fooled so you betta run and grab yo glock. dogs have pretty good senzes of smizzle. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. 

CG: IT WIZZLE CG: A MOTHERFUCK'N CG: JIZZLE

> [o] Will you lizzle at dis mizzy.

[cutegirlmayra]

I just thought of something, akko is practicing her transforming magic but gets stuck as a cute bunny and is found by andrew Only condition, the fluff level: "it's so fluffy i'm gonna die!!"

(x)

“You can d-do it, Miss Akko!”

“Thank you! Sensei! Emmm…” Akko looked behind her shoulder, growing confident as she held her wand out in front of her.

Professor Ursula smiled as she saw her working hard to concentrate.

‘She doesn’t even realize…’ she thought to herself, ‘That she’s being trained by the one person she wants to be like… but…’ she looked down, growing melancholy.

Her glasses shined white, ‘I want her to be better than me…’

“AHH!!”

She gasped as she looked up, seeing Akko’s wand blitz out and she transformed into a full white bunny.

She blinked her eyes.

“Ah! Ba-ba-pu!” she mumbled, not able to speak English. “Ack!” she covered her mouth, looking horrified she couldn’t say anything.

“Em. Very good, Akko!” she clapped her hands. “Now, try and speak rabbit.” she swished some magic out and a brown rabbit appeared, kicking to scratch behind it’s ear and then ruffling it’s head out, blinking.

Akko gave it an open-grin, and hopped towards it. “Apu, apu, apu. Ba-ba-chee!!”

She waved, but the rabbit’s eyes suddenly turned hostile, and it whammed her multiple times with it’s feet, and then hopped away.

She had swirls in her eyes as she fell, kicking her leg out.

“Oh my…” Ursula placed a hand over her mouth. “Well, we’ll count that as a solid B. at least you got the metamorphosis down right.” she had a sweat drop on the side of her face, knowing that the wand was equipped with a toddler’s handicap.

‘What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.’ she thought to herself, ‘after all, I just couldn’t stand seeing her look so down anymore!’

Akko waved her arms around, glad she had at least succeeded, before flinging her wand on accident…

“Ahh!!! Bu-ba-bu!!!” she ran after it, but the wand’s handicap broke.

“Ack!” Ursula turned white in fright, then sweat profusely. “C-…Can she change back without the handicap now..?” she looked worried.

Akko picked the wand up, and waved it around, trying to say a spell but her broken bunny language just had her disappear.

“Ah…” Ursula looked around, zipping to and fro,… before… “AHH!!! I’ve lost her!!” she threw her hands up to her head and started racing around. “I must find her! I must find her!!” she jumped on her broom and took off. “Akko!!!”

Blinking her eyes open, Akko looked around and found she was in some kind of rich person’s guardian.

“Ack!”

“Ah! A varmint!” A butler, tending the garden, looked up and glared at her, lifting his sharp pitchfork up. “I’ll teach you to eat the master’s vegetables!”

In great panic, she ran as the chase began. Ducking under rose bushes and being found under plant pots, until she finally hopped so far that she wiggled herself into a window, and panted once on a counter.

She sighed, before feel hands around her waist and being lifted up.

‘Ahh!! No way!’ she looked up.

“H-hey! Look, Andrew! I caught a wild white bunny!” Frank laughed, holding her up and lifting her up and down, as she felt dizzy.

“It’s it cute?”

“It could have rabies.”

“Oh come on.” he held it up by his face. “You know you want to hold her~”

She blushed as she looked up at Akko.

He stared at her…

“I’d rather eat it for supper.” he looked back at his book, leaning his cheek against his fist to keep his head upright.

She jolted as her face went limp and she let everything drop forward.

“Ohh… so cruel.” Frank pulled her back, frowning.

The butler came in suddenly, “I’ll find that rabbit! I’ll find it even if I have to search the whole courtyard!” he huffed and puffed, as Frank looked worried, and put the rabbit down by the window, trying to shove it’s butt through.

“Get out while you still can, little guy!”

‘Ack!’ Akko felt so awkward, not being able to fit at first before spinning around and gripping his hand, shaking her head.

“Oh? You don’t wanna go back out?” Frank held her in his hands, “Hey, I think she likes me!”

“Hmph. A regular Snow White.” Andrew nonchalantly commented and flipped the book’s page.

He wiggled a finger over her head, as she tried to fight him off but he just lifted the finger as she swat at him.

“Haha! So cute! Come on, Andrew. You can’t let that mean old butler hurt this little cutie, can you?”

He leaned up with big puppy dog eyes, putting Akko right by his cheek as she blinked in confusion, not sure what was going on.

Andrew looked up, and sighed, closing the book. “I heard your father calling you. Shouldn’t you be going?”

“Ohh… Uhh… here!” he jumped from foot to foot, before letting Akko be tossed into his arms.

“Augh!?” Andrew looked own at his lap, seeing her land there and looked up as if scared.

His eyes twitched, as he suddenly seemed to look up and see the butler coming.

“Don’t let him hurt her! Please!” Frank grabbed his coat and waved from the door frame. “She’s too cute to eat too! So none of that, now. See ya!” he raced off.

Andrew sighed, as the Butler came in.

“Master Andrew,” he bowed politely, “Forgive my intrusion, but did you happen to see a white rabbit by any chance?” he blinked in eagerness.

Andrew looked down, seeing her tearing up, before he pulled the book down over her, pretending he was reading and keeping her out of sight.

“No, I’m afraid I haven’t. Marcus? You can’t allowing creatures into the manor are you?”

The butler flinched, “Oh no, sir! Never!”

“Good. I’m heading to my room then.”

“Y-yes, sir. G-good day, sir!” With more determination, the butler’s eyes shone with fire, and he took off holding the pitchfork upright and over his head, charging to try and locate it as soon as possible.

Andrew lifted her up and placed her inside his coat, walking up and keeping the book over her, ducking his head down and closing his eyes, looking calm.

She blushed at the warmth that came within his jacket, but squirmed a bit too, ‘Can’t… breathe!’

He turned a corner and opened the door, closing it behind him as he sighed and let her out.

“Come on, then. Get down.”

She looked up at him, as he gestured with his head for her to jump, and she hopped down.

She turned around, smiling on her two legs. ‘He’s not as bad as he comes off to be.’ she smiled.

He pulled out a carrot and tossed it to her, before patting her head and walking to the window, sighing.

She happily jumped for the carrot, playing with it before nibbling on it, and then looking shocked at her actions and pulling away.

‘Noo~!!! Must… resist… urge … to be a bunny!’ she shook her head with her paws up on it, before looking over to Andrew.

He seemed to be reading again, and she looked curiously up to him.

‘….Does all he ever do is read books?’ she tilted her head, and raced to him.

Ursula, using a spell to locate Akko, noticed her batteries were running low on it, and seemed concerned.

‘I can’t let her fiend for herself out in the dreary world!’ she threw forth a finder beacon and followed it.

Out the window, she looked around before peeking through, and then panicked when she saw Andrew and Akko as a white rabbit, and turned to peek in and spy on the two.

“…What do you want?” he stared down at her, seeing her smiling and just jumping up to him on the window’s long seat embedded into the windowsill.

She nodded her head a thank you, before jumping up on his chest, making him lean back.

“O-oui!”

She giggled, and then tried to get him to play with her.

‘No one deserves to be cooped up here without a friend!’ she chimed in her heart.

The next scene had the window click open….

And Andrew holding the bunny out of it.

“WHHAAA!!!” Akko cried out, flailing around.

‘What the heck is wrong with this guy!!?! I was being cute! I was trying to help! Doesn’t he want a friend!?’

“I only saved your life for Frank’s sake. Don’t think you can get away anything now.” he pulled her back inside just as Ursula tried to reach out and grab her, but quickly retreated back behind the side of the window.

‘Darn it! So close!’ she pouted.

The rest of the day, Akko tried to get him to do something other than read, even pulling out a fake sword and pretending to duel it, but he just thought her a strange rabbit. She tried to pull on his pant leg’s to get him to play outside, before finally charging down the hall to get him to race after her.

Once outside, and dodging the persistent butler, the two fell on the nice smelling grass and breathed hard, before he looked to her, and smiled.

“You’re… just trouble.” he then laughed, “And you’re the strangest rabbit I’ve ever met!”

She smiled, seeing him enjoying life, before seeing Ursula gesture for her to come over to her in the rose bushes.

She frowned.

‘Oh… that’s right.’ she looked to Andrew.

Getting up, she hopped over to his cheek, and lightly kissed it.

“Huh?” he turned to her, seeing her smile and then close her eyes, tilting her head.

For a moment, he thought he saw Akko’s eyes, and her usual gesture. “A…Akko?”

She twitched.

‘H..how?’ she shook her head and then took off, freaking out.

“Bu-bu-ba-bu!” she called for Ursula, telling her to get her out of here.

Ursula quickly caught her up and took off, as Andrew ran after her, but only saw Ursula flying away.

“A.. witch?” he blinked his eyes, blushing a moment.

He then glared a bit, “Why are their always witches?!”

“Master Andrew! I think I found it! The white rabbit!”

Andrew turned around.

A poor rabbit had been spotted, before poofing away into a dust of magical smoke.

“OHH!!!” the old man almost had a heart attack, and fell backwards, fainting.

Andrew sweat dropped, and sighed.

“I hate magic.”

(Do you though..? Do you? lol hope you enjoyed it my friend :)

[chelia27]

Tag Games

I was tagged by @annahakuouki & @nollatooru ! Thanks cuz I love these kinda games~ I enjoyed reading you guys’ versions too :3

Rules: Answer the questions, and tag 20 followers you want to get to know better!

Also there are 2 versions down here. The 1st one is more general & includes questions about fictional works while the 2nd one is more random but I talked more about music! For those who are tagged, you can do one of the two, maybe both if you like or nothing at all if you don’t feel like doing this!

I don’t think I can tag up to 20 followers cuz a lot are alr tagged from others’ posts so just a few here.

@hasuki3010  @amymoneyearnsforhome  @himiko-kimiko  @omgloveonepieceforeverus  @namelessalice  @boum-horn-horror  @cristianjaime  @kwthakid1274  @mimowink (ok this is it haha)

Name: I’d prefer not to mention it here haha

Nicknames (actually just what I want to call myself): Chelia, Shimizu

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Height (last time I checked was one year ago or maybe more lol): 167cm

Ethnicity: Vietnamese

Orientation: Likely ace? I’m not interested in a relationship right now.

Favorite Fruits: watermelons & mangoes

Favorite Season: autumn cuz the temperature is just right & it doesn’t get too humid

Favorite Books (light novels count then?): No Game No Life, Youjo Senki & Bungaku Shoujo | also my fav mangas have been xxxHolic & Fairy Tail for a long time =))

Favorite Flowers: lily & hydrangea

Favorite Animals: this depends on lots of things but for now - foxes

Favorite Beverage: tea! except oolong and anything with milk

Average Hours of Sleep: 6 to 7 (sometimes it drops down to 4-5 hours when I recently get too absorbed in sth)

Favorite Fictional Characters: Ichihara Yuuko (xxxHolic), Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail), Toudou Heisuke (Hakuouki), China (Hetalia), etc (from Heisuke on the order will keep changing in like a month lol)

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: just one, but there’s a thick one for winter & a lighter one for other seasons

Dream Trip: to Tokyo! (I was there for 3 days about 2 years ago? certainly that wasn’t enough haha. sooo many things I wanna buy & do ;-;)

Blog Created: February 2016

Number of Followers: 30

A second one tagged by @nollatooru !!

A- age: 17

B- birthplace: Vietnam

C- current time: 10.26 AM (I could be doing better things but nope ahaha)

D- drink you last drank: strawberry-scented tea

E- easiest person to talk to: maybe a friend with similar interests? I don’t know I really don’t talk much to others

F- favorite songs: this is a very difficult question =)) I’ll divide this into smaller categoris then~ anw my current favorite:

symphonic/melodic metal song: Melodic Thorn by Versailles Philharmonic Quintet (it’s a very beautiful song I’d love others to try to listen to it :) )

anime song: Ishukan Communication (Choro-gonzu) - Ending theme for Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon (this song is just plain adorable & the animation compliments it very well too~)

Love Live (Sunshine) song (yes this deserves to be a category on its own XD): Thrilling One Way (there’s so much to say about this song like Inami Anju (Chika)’s amazing vocal, the awesome instrumental parts but I’ll just stop at mentioning them haha)

+ honorable mention: Shiroi Honou (Takato Yasuhiro as Russia) - Russia’s character song in Hetalia \\ the song may be quite long for some people (over 15 minutes) but I'm quite sure any minute is worth your time (you can listen to it while on your way to somewhere if you are reluctant to sit through it the first time =))

G- grossest memory: I... don’t remember?

H- horror yes or no? It depends I guess. I do enjoy certain horror works if things don’t get too extreme.

I- in love? with lots of things (good music, good manga, good figures etc etc)

J- jealous of people? likely yes, but I forget negative emotions like this quite quickly

K- killed someone? No ofc don’t expect me to crack a joke here

L- love at first sight or should I walk past again? I’m not sure what this question is about...

M- middle name: Minh

N- number of siblings: 1 younger brother

O- one wish? to have better control of myself

P- person you last called? my father

Q- question you’re always asked: I don’t think there’s one.

R- reason to smile: a lot~ (and I’m lazy right now so not gonna list them out =)) )

S- song you last sang: eyyy it’s Thrilling One Way in my bathroom while taking a shower lol

T- time you woke up: maybe half an hour ago so around 10 AM

U- underwear color: currently blue

V- vacation: somewhere my parents planned for this summer i haven’t asked them again yet

W- worst habit: I have a serious problem with procrastination; also I don’t try to care enough about people around me (friends & family I mean); and there’s a lot more bad habits I don’t even know what is worst

X- x-rays: what is this question??

Y- your favourite food: dark chocolate? and uhhh meat-stuffed tofu? I’m not exactly excited about food unless I’m actually eating & find the food delicious.

Z- zodiac sign: Pisces.

If you actually read through everything down to here, thanks a lot! I appreciate it :3

[lunararcher]

ABCs of M-E!

Tagged! By @insanitysbloomings

A - Age: 29. Is that considered old around here?

B - Biggest Fear: Failing when it matters. It wasn’t until I was put in a position of some authority that this really became clear to me. I’m so scared of screwing up and failing something big when it’s someone else that feels the repercussions.

C - Current time: 2:08 am. Hahaha, whoops…

D - Drink you last had: Water. I keep my water bottle handy AT ALL TIMES.

E - Everyday starts with: Snoozing my alarm at least three times, then reading something on my phone (Facebook, Tumblr, fics, whatever) to wake my brain up. On good days, I manage to remember to pray before getting ready to go.

F - Favorite Song: Aaaaaaauuuuugh! Um…I am actually way into We Are by One OK Rock right now, which is my favorite band. (I also really super badly want to make a Voltron music video to it because CAN’T YOU JUST HEAR IT?? But I’m a crap video editor, even though I have so many IDEAS. Hmu if you wanna try it yourself!)

G - Ghosts, are they real?: Yes, I believe they are, though I don’t think they are all wicked and dangerous. They are just as varied as the people they were in life.

H - Hometown: I claim Lumberton, NC, where I lived from the time I was 5-16. Those were my development years, even though I moved to Utah and lived there way longer after that.

I - In love with: the idea of being in love. *shrug* I can’t say that I’ve ever experienced it, though. This makes one just a tad bitter towards chick flicks, I must say…

J - Jealous of: My older sister’s hair. She’s a natural redhead and I’ve always considered her to be the most beautiful woman I know. Even when I dyed my own it didn’t last very long.

K - Killed Someone: Um, do video games count? Or fictional characters? Because have mercy, is this really the only question you could think to ask for K? Jeez…

L - Last time you cried: Literally looking at my student loan debt.

M - Middle Name: My grandmother’s first name! Though funny story, she doesn’t like it and prefers to go by HER middle name, but when my mom named me after her, she was all “Great, now I have to like it.” XD My cousins didn’t believe me when I told them it was her first name and that she goes by her middle.

N - Number of Siblings: Five! Three older brothers, one older sister and one younger sister. Yes, we got a lot of strange looks when my parents trooped us out in public, but I wouldn’t trade them for ANYTHING! I love my family.

O - One Wish: Financial stability for all of my loved ones and me. For real.

P - Person you last called/text: My friend, to let her know I had arrived to help decorate for a dance tomorrow.

Q - Question you’re always asked: I feel like this is supposed to be a question that’s easy to answer, but I don’t think there’s really a question that I get all the time. I often heard “I wish I could draw like that!” when I was studying art in college, but that’s mostly dropped off now that I don’t draw as much anymore.

R - Reason to smile: Most things! I am very easily entertained and have a really hard time keeping a straight face. XD And when I’m in the mood for a laugh, there’s always a few thoughts and memories I keep handy for just such an occasion. :D

S - Song You Last sang: Hahaha, see Favorite Song above. I looked it up to link it, then listened to it and couldn’t help but sing along.

T - Time you woke up: 8 am. When I had to leave at 8:30, haha!

U - Underwear color: White. *shrug* So I’m boring.

V - Vacation Destination: Japan, with about a thousand more dollars available to me. Other countries, though, would be New Zealand and parts of western Europe.

W - Worst Habit:  Picking at scabs. I have COUNTLESS small scars all over my arms and face because of this, in conjunction with bad acne.

X - X-rays: Um…heck I dunno. I had X-rays when I broke my ankle, but that was, like, six years ago. I’ve been in a couple car wrecks since, so I think I must have had X-rays done then…

Y - Your favorite foods: Cheesecake! Miso ramen, rich hot chocolate, grilled salmon, I could go on and on…

Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius!

Tag! You’re it! Except not really. I don’t much like tagging people for some reason. *shrug* Reblog and fill out if you want!