#G O DDDDDDDD

[aelswiths]

AELSWITH IN 4x10 Part 2

[coffeeworldsasaki]

I'M GOING TO SCREAM

[acerikus]

Every time they have the chance to save it they fuck it up so so much more

Isat liveblog continued from here!

56 actually according to the save file, siffrin

[cloudrides]

X’97 SPOILERS!!!!!!

SOMEOENE SE D ATE MEEEEEEEEEE

[samcat71470558]

GUYGUYSGUSYGUSYGUSYUGYUGYUY

GUYS.

I GOT A VOYAGER CLASS WFC STORECREAM! :DDDDDDDD G A M E R E D I T I O N.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

W O P E Z

Y'ALL THE S T R E S S I WAS UNDER WHEN ELIJAH SAID YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU KILLED ME

AND JUST

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But also like :DDDDD I always LOVE me some new Wesley trauma :)))

Anyway Angela S L A Y Y Y Y E D :DDDDD

Also she looked amazing in that outfit that she fought Elijah in lol

Anyway Y E S S S S S S S S S S S THEY TOOK HIM D O W N

She literally BEAT HIM INTO THE GROUND :DDDD

Heck yeah, we deserved that SO MUCH :DD XD

Also the little wopez hi earlier in the episode 🥰🥰 and that scene at the end :'DDD your honor they're a d o r a b l e and I love them SO much <333333 :'))))

BUT T H E N

ELIJAH

ROOMS

NEXT

TO

O S C A R ???!!??!!!??!?!???

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's everybody who's tried to kill Wesley right there!!!

I mean technically Elijah's had people try to kill Wesley as well but yk lol

And also. yk. CRAZY PEOPLE

XDDD Besides their relation to Wesley!!!

AOUGH but honestly I'm here for the drama

Not for a W H I L E though because while I'm all for Wesley, and Angela of course, storylines, we need a break from Elijah for a bit xDD

Anyway YEAH and also Chenford being ADORABLE this episode and Celina being BETRAYED (feeling betrayed anyway) this episode lol, wild times XDD honestly a stellar episode

Oh and I'm glad Nolan was careful with how much he told Celina and all that :)) and passed it over to the detectives a fair amount lol, we love it when our heroes aren't always the only hero xD

And poor Aaron with that kid attempting to steal his password XDD it was funny though lol

And me: ahhh so then they're getting Elijah and FEDS is getting Abril :DDD

Me two minutes later: VOEJSUCBSLPSAMDJNS G I R L-

XDD Oh btw Nyla holding that over her head xDD? She slays, we love her so much <333

Anyway YEAH that episode was so amazing and I absolutely LOVED IT :DDDDDDDD

[pastelpaperplanes]

HOW CAN YOU KEEP THIS IN THE TAGS

this megatron is just so sweet and gentle with the kids it absolutely. DESTROYS ME.

[ickystickyfrog]

why didnt campbell eat the fucking PIE

[artsybi]

okay okay i got the screaming out of my system, *breaks fingers* let's get into this:

i stimmed so hard when Janus's theme came on i stg i almost snapped my wrists i!! love!! him!!! :DDDDDDDD

again the fact that Logan and Virgil use Janus's name is very important to me, while it does totally shoot some of my theories in the head, that's okay, and the implication that Roman, Patton, and Logan made up enough to talk about the video and bring up Janus and his name brings me so much joy :D (also the bitchiness in Virgil's voice as he uses Janus's name is also very important to me, i love anxceit being bitchy with each other)

Janus getting better at imitating the sides is a big oh no (though it makes me wonder if the reason he hasn't shown up as Virgil or Roman yet is because their outfits are too complicated for him to get totally right, which is,,, very funny to me for some reason, the mental image of Janus sitting at a sewing machine swearing under his breath as he tries to get Virgil's hoodie patches in the right orientation or to get the gold detailing on Roman's shoulders to lay down flat is fucking hysterical and i implore someone who has the ability to draw it because i do not have the time rn)

THE ENDCARD THOMAS OH MY GOD I'D DIE FOR YOU P L E A S E

Logan being the wine mom and Janus being the wine aunt is very important to me (and Virgil being the gay emo cousin? bitch same)

PATTON TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WISHES HE'D BEEN HONEST ABOUT HIS EMOTIONS FROM THE BEGINNING!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?? G R O W T H!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF HIM :DDDDDD

i,,, did not expect Remus's emblem to be there, but it also does not shock me

Roman calling himself a theatre kid has watered my crops i love it

also, Roman pulling out his sword as he says he needs to have a "healthy conversation" with his brother is PEAK sibling representation i FEEL THAT

JANUS WITH THE ANTI-SPOILER SPRAY OH MY GOD A CANONICAL LOOK AT THEIR DYNAMIC I!!! LOVE!!! IT!!!

ALSO THE FACT THAT THEY PLAYED DDR TOGETHER THE DARKSIDE CONTENT WE'RE GETTING!!!!!!

have i mentioned how much i loved Virgil being bitchy towards Janus because i fucking love!!! it!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay maybe i did not get all the screaming out of my system, BUT god i loved that Thomas i'd die for you :D

[vaguely-concerned]

I’m back! Temeraire Let’s Read:Tongues of Serpents

- Tharkay literally shows up at the beginning of the second sentence; STRONG start, I highly approve, great improvement on every level

fsdafhsadkjlfh cooly tossing tables and throwing people’s drinks in their faces in the bar brawl fkjsdhfksdalfhasdj this ain’t his first rodeo huh

- these dumbasses having to clean up from the bar brawl before going home so their dragons don’t go out there and demand to have a word with the dudes who bullied their lil boys... oh my  g o d 

- “it was true, if one wished to be very particular about such things, that laurence was a convicted felon”  t e m e r a i r e... ~*technicality schmechnicality*~ it was barely treason at all really  

also temeraire being in super protective mother hen/older brother mode over the eggs is perfect  

- Jane Rolands bluff, jovial letter writing is Everything

- “Have Temeraire throw him overboard,” Tharkay had suggested laconically, when Laurence had escaped to his quarters for a little relief and some piquet . . . “He can fish him out again later,” he added, as an afterthought.

A VISIONARY. An unmitigated joy. “Have Temeraire throw him overboard”. He says what we’re all thinking. 

- AAAAAAAAH MUTUAL FIRST NAME BASIS!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL WTF HAVE THEY BEEN DOING ON THIS TRIP TELL ME IN DETAIL WHEN THE SWITCH HAPPENED PLEASE (also I really like that the first instance we see is “But Tenzing, I cannot trust myself” b/c that was literally the whole point of that scene in VoE. laurence... yes you can. tfw your crush is the goodiest of twoshoes and can barely move for it and doesn’t even knoooow)

- y’know if Laurence could get over this thought that asking a direct question to a friend is just ~*intolerably rude*~ he could get so much shit done 

(I guess tharkay, clearly a follower of the rosa diaz school of ‘no one is ever going to know shit about me’, is like fuck yeah I’ve struck gold with this one)

- “So spake the pot” oh I do love Actually Pretty Chill Dad William Laurence finally letting the snark out more frequently, it suits him very much (I guess his main claims to fame in a lot of circles is a) treason and b) spoiling his dragon rotten)

- rankin’s name is mentioned and everyone’s like HIIISSSSSSSS and RIGHTLY SO FUCK THAT GUY JUSTICE FOR LEVITAS

- temeraire is talking to the egg about consent and saying he’ll make sure it won’t have to do anything it doesn’t want to fjklsadhfkaslhfsd my heart

- lol lol lol weeeell in hindsight who could’ve guessed captain and second in command of the dragon pirates would have a materialistic superficial kid huh

- . . . Granby said, with a look half affection and half exasperation oh granby baby still carrying that torch huh

- lol lol lol just the implication of sara maden and laurence silently tops up his drink and he’s like ‘cheers’ and they’re both quiet for a moment flskdfs 

if you think about it that must’ve been such a wild day in his life tho -- like first  Laurence furiously fires him for being gone at a crucial moment and then immediately unfires him when it turns out he’s been chasing a lead and being the only goddamn person really working on solving all their problems (as is his wont), then he finds out his ex is getting married and steadfastly pretends it doesn’t even bother him, lol what are feelings I heard only losers have them (extremely relatable -- I guess he must have known it was in the cards though, because he specifically tells Laurence at the beginning he didn’t intend to go back to Istanbul, so it’s been over for a while?) then they go on a life and death chase through the sewers, and THEN, before he knows it, after half a book of being kind of a mistrustful dick to him, Laurence does a 180° and is there offering eternal friendship with big soulful eyes after seeing him get upset one time and y’know I guess I see why that got to him lol 

- aw man I know it’s never going to happen but I am getting sort of wistful and teary-eyed over this pirate (cough cough I mean legally sanctioned privateer of course) AU that’s going entirely to waste

here are some tags I left on this superb piece of fanart: #I just got to the part where tharkay makes the suggestion and like... I know it's not happening #but what a shimmering tender mother of pearl dream to carry in one's heart lol #just a lil pirate family out there wrecking shit #temeraire would get wind of what the east india company actually does and they'd inevitably turn against them and fuck 'em up... *sigh* #fix it fic: the boys kiss and the east india company is stopped from committing further atrocities! all is well

so that’s basically my position on that

- “I’m sure there’s nothing too dangerous out there, in the fucking untamed Australian wilderness,” Temeraire said, tempting fate to a frankly anxiety-inducing extent 

- hell yeah demane is the only one with presence of mind to actually find some food; you go buddy <3

- my boy tharkay slinking off in the middle of the night without telling anyone and solving everyone’s problems... *dabs at eyes* just like old times

- oh wow rankin really is just a piece of shit in every way huh

- fhasdklhfsadfsad temeraire being like ‘I know tharkay is a strong independent human who is perfectly capable of making his own decisions and don’t need no dragon... but also he’s clearly one of my humans tho why is he riding on another dragon :(’ THE CUTEST SHIT

- temeraire silently dissing his dad over refusing to believe in ghosts ~*except*~ for the holy spirit adslfhaskjdlhfs

- demane taking in the strange little hatchling... im crey... he truly hits me straight in the heart every time

also laurence steadfastly Doing The Right Thing and following his convictions is so deeply healing after all that bullshit he went through in the last book... makes me feel all safe and calm inside haha

- actually when you think about it it’s so fucked up that they apparently just straight up murder dragons with birth defects in england as a matter of course b/c like. dragons come out of the egg fully sentient and capable of understanding what’s being said around them. kulingile literally understood every word they were saying as they discussed whether or not they should be KILLING HIM.  j e s u s  thank god for demane and laurence’s stubborn insistence on being good

- temeraire going straight from mother hen to extremely impatient and jealous older brother the moment an egg hatches never gets old. all these dumb little babies just complaining and stealing his crew ugh (HOW FUCKING CUTE is him deciding kulingile could be a scholar or something tho #dragon rights)

- “I wish,” Temeraire said to Laurence, “I do wish that other dragons were not always thinking me peculiar . . . it makes one doubtful.” BABY BOY NOOOO he’s just so sweet and he’s so secretly scared that laurence might resent him a little after the whole treason business and OW right in the parental heart that fucks me up

- Temeraire’s indignant “Oh!”s always soothe my soul it’s so adorable

- little emily roland yelling “damn you all for cowards!” after a bunch of grown men fleeing while she reloads her gun and takes aim again is incredible poetic cinema (and also demane joining her... I love the bond they’ve got going on in the background here)

- aw poor sipho :( at least he still has temeraire to nerd out with and stuff but that’s some difficult shit to process for a kid

kulingile bobbing around tethered to temeraire like a small balloon at a fair is such an image, what a blessing, temeraire’s exasperated brand of babysitting is so funny

- laurence being a Dad to the kids in his crew... mana from heaven

- YESSS they crossed the endless miles of DEADLY AUSTRALIAN WILDERNESS so laurence could be MORTIFIED as the emperor’s adopted son at a party this is the content I am here for

- hell yeah let’s play a round of pimp my captain!!!!!!!!!!

“And,” Laurence said. “And you are certain that this should be appropriate for the occasion; not, perhaps, excessive?” I can’t  b r e a t h e  he can’t even say shit because his dragon boi is so happy fsaldfjsldhfasjlh and then granby making fond fun of him what a beautiful cherry on top of this sweet sweet laurence being embarrassed sundae 

- william ‘I’m here to kick ass and describe menswear in fastidious detail and I’ve already kicked my own ass twice today’ laurence strikes again

- this description of the dragons sitting around squabbling as they watch shiny sparkly things is the most endearing few pages in modern literature do not @ me

- it’s kind of fucked up that the emperor of china is giving laurence more of the sort of warmth and validation a father should than his actual dad ever did lol. u did good curing the dragon plague, weird european adopted son I am proud of you

- every time temeraire is really upset about something my soul suffers a small wound

thank god he doesn’t actually know what opium is really used for most of the time yet (also I am obligated to divulge that I am entirely charmed by tharkay’s sardonic yet clear eyed cynicism on the issue, I cannot be anything but what I am and he hasn’t had enough proper page time in this half of the book so I will take what I can get)  

- ...I kind of just realized that I imagine the sea serpents basically as long-ass gyaradoses... OH NO

I will say I respect the ‘give no fucks’ vibe they give off -- it’s a real ‘we’re here to eat fish & party and if you try to get in our way we’re gonna have you as a snack’ mood and I cannot fault them for it

- iskierka is such a fuckboi it’s glorious 

- nOOOOOO tharkay is leaving again fuck ;_______; is his life just an endless procession of semi-unwillingly having to go back to istanbul again these days 

Temeraire did not see why Tharkay should have to go so far, only to deliver news; and particularly when he did not seem as though he wished to go, very much. DDDDDDDD: THIS SUCKS you know that when a) he’s letting it show and b) temeraire notices it that he is dragging his heels big time over this lol

‘there can be very little to call you back to this part of the world any time soon’ LAURENCE YOU 24 KARAT IDIOT YOU ARE HERE HE CAME TO AUSTRALIA FOR YOU ALREADY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

all that said whenever I see a ‘Tenzing’ on the page my heart does a happy little dance. ah well now let’s settle in and wait for what horrible catastrophe will happen now that tharkay is gone... come back soon buddy

- ooooooooooooh that is so good, using the last chapter + epilogue to show how the... idk moral wound I guess laurence received victory of eagles has finally healed, that’s so reassuring. he just wants to do good things for good causes and can’t be badgered, cajoled, threatened or convinced to do anything less anymore and it’s all so sweet and well earned. that’s some good development through this book too, from ‘tenzing I cannot trust myself’ to this. excellent stuff

- while I did quite enjoy this book for the character moments it is incredibly weirdly structured? like the beginning drags a bit with the quite uninteresting colony politics and stuff but then they’re finally travelling and then... nothing really happens plot wise before the sea serpents freak the fuck out at the end there lol. I’m mostly a character-oriented reader tho so I’m pretty fine with it.

ETA: actually now that I think about it I’d say that my biggest gripe with this book is that it doesn’t engage at all with the perspective of the native australian people? even though one of the dragons settles down with one group? god knows it’s not like there was no time to dive into it, considering all that time spent in the fucking wilderness lol

we’re going to the inca empire next tho apparently fuck YEAH!!! that’s such an underexplored and extremely interesting part of history, my body is Ready

[keisumis]

OVENSTUCK==>CITRUS SQUAD

NOTE: due to Laws Of Homestuck i’ve altered their original names

LEMON COOKIE => Lemorn Tridann

ORANGE COOKIE => Oranssi Quavirt

LIME COOKIE => Limona Kraujas

GRAPEFRUIT COOKIE => Pomelo Luistella

ORANSSI: hEY. lEMORN!! d.ON’T y.OU t.HINK l.IMONA a.ND y.OU w.OULD m.AKE a g.OOD f.LUSHED r.ELATIONSHIP?????????? :]

LEMORN: uuh

LIMONA: HEY ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ TRIDA^^ WOULD BE A GREAT K ¡5ME5  ¡5 A^D ALL BUT U5 BE ¡NG MATE5P ¡R ¡T5???? YOU REALLY ARE FULL OF 5H ¡TTY  ¡DEA5, ORA^55 ¡.

LEMORN: uuh.. 2 bbe hhones2 ii hhave 2 aagree wwith llimona. nno2 wi2h 22he ccalignous ppar2 2hough. ccalignous rrela2ionships aare 2he mmos2 ss2upides2 22hing 22rolls hhave eever mmade. wwhy bbe iin a rrela2ionship wwi2h ssomebody yyou hha2e?? iit ddoesn2 mmake ssense 2 mme.. bbut ii aagree that llimona wwould uundoub2edly mmake aan aawful fflushed rrela2ionship..

ORANSSI: w.AIT.. w.HAT’S a. c.ALIGNOUS r.ELATIONSHIP a.GAIN?????????

LEMORN: ii2s bbasically wwhen yyou hha2e ssomebody sso mmuch ii2 22urns iin2o hhorniness.

ORANSSI: o.HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

LIMONA: YOU GUY5 ARE STUP ¡ D WHEN ¡ T COMES TO QUADRA^NT5. EXPLA ¡N ¡NG QUADRA^NT5 WOULD BE EA5 ¡ER TO EXPLAIN TO A FLUBB ¡NG  GRUB WORM BABY  ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ MAYBE EVEN A HUMAN ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡     RATHER THA^ YOU 5TUP ¡ D MOTHERFUCKER5 ȫ  BECAUSE  ¡  AM SO K ¡^D TO YOU LOWBLOOD5   ¡ W ¡LL TEACH YOU ABOUT QUADRA^NT5. 

LEMORN: ddude sshu2 uup yyoure sso kkind oof aanoying wwhen yyou rran2 aabou2 qquandran2s.

LIMONA:  ¡  DO^T LI5TEN TO LOSER5, SORRY!!! >: LIMONA:  MATE5P ¡R ¡T SHIP  ¡S S ¡M ¡LAR TO HUMA^ ROMA^CE. 

ORANSSI: l.EMORN!! w.HERE d.O y.OU t.HINK p.OMELO i..S t.AKING u.S ???......... :[]

LEMORN: uuh ooranssi i2 mmay bbe bbe22er 2 ccall hher “)()(er iimperious ccondescension” iins2ead.. eeven “22he ccondesce” or even lluis2ella wwill ddo.

LIMONA: EVE^ THOUGH  ¡T’5 5 ¡M ¡LAR TO HUMA^ ROMA^CE  ¡T  ¡5 AL50 QU ¡TE D ¡FFERE^T.

POMELO: why do you Have to call me “Her imperious condescension” or “the condensce” or “lluis2ella”? is pomelo too casual for you, Tridann?

LIMONA: THE^ THERE  ¡5 K ¡5ME5 ¡55H ¡P. TH ¡5  ¡5 A RELAT ¡O^5H ¡P BA5ED AROUND PUR5, MUTUAL HATRED FOR EACH OTHER.

LEMORN: ssorry. ii aapologize ll- ii mmean ppomelo. ii aam nnot uused tto aa nnew ffuchsiablood nnot wwanting tto bbe ccalled tthat. pplease fforgive me.

POMELO: ok fine. i forgive you, i guess. anyways, yes we are going to my Hive lol. tHank you for your concern, Oranssi.

LIMONA: A^D THE^ THERE’5 MO ¡RA ¡L5. GOD MO ¡RA ¡L5 ARE U^DOUBTEDLY THE MO5T AVERAGE. ¡ T ¡ S JU5T BE¡^G FR¡E^D5 A^D GO¡^G O^ FR¡E^D DATE5

POMELO: limono.

LIMONO: YE5? POMELO: shut tHe Hell up before i stake ur ass. LIMONO: F ¡ NE. 

LIMONO:  ¡ AM O^LY 5TOPP ¡^G BECAU5E YOU’RE A FUCH5 ¡A BLOOD.

POMELO: i Hope you like stake up ur sHitty fuckin ass. >:)(

ORANSSI: h.EY l.EMORN c.AN w.E t.ALK i.N p.RIVATE f.OR a. s.EC?????????

LEMORN: ooh..?? ookay. wwha2 iis ii2.

ORANSSI: u.HM...... a.RE y.OU i.N a. k.ISMESISSHIP w.ITH l.IMONO? LEMORN: 22ha2 iis a ss2range qques2ion 2 ask, ooranssi.

LEMORN: bbu2 uuh. nno?? ii’m nno2 iin aa kkismesisship or ppi2ch rrela2ionship wwith llimono. LEMORN: ii 22hink sshe hhas ccalignous ffeelings ffor mme 22hough.

ORANSSI: o.H............... c.OOL!!!!!!! [:

ORANSSI: y.OU g.UYS s.EEM l.IKE y.OU a.RE k.ISMESISES i.S a.LL!! a. p.RETTY c.UTE o.NE a.S w.ELL

ORANSSI: d.O y.OU t.HINK i.LL e.VER f.IND s.OMEONE l.IKE t.HAT?????? h.EHE!!! i h.OPE i. d.O!! ORANSSI: n.OT l.IKE k.iSMESISES b.UT l.IKE,,,,,,,,,,,,,, m.OIRAILS o.R a. m.ATESPIRIT. i. w.AS a.LWAYS k.IND o.F j.EALOUS o.F t.ROLLS t.HAT w.ERE a.BLE t.O f.IND m.ATESPIRITS o.R w.HATEVER.

LEMORN: iif yyou wwant wwe ccan bbe mmoirails,, ii gguess?? ORANSSI: y.ESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEMORN: ookay.

ORANSSI: :DDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==>

[bunshima]

i title this spam “im going to fucking die”

[moonraccoon-exe]

(1) Hi, you fluffiest raccoon on planet earth! *snuggles* So Zelda is your favorite game? I haven‘t played a single one of them sadly but my big brother lets me play Breath of the Wild soon on his switch because it really really interests me. I always saw Link in other Games like Smash Bros and all the stuff I saw around the internet made me curious. So I will definitely play Breath of the Wild soon. And about the Witcher. Well, it wouldn‘t hurt if you played the first two games first,

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD

*TACKLES AND SNUGGLES*

PERIDOT, MY DEAR FRIEND, IT U!! ZOMG HI HELLO!!! :3

Edit: Ahahahahha, either Tumblr messed up with new settings and buttons or this extension that I added to have the old blue back but added more buttons too and I accidentally posted before answering lol

You come back after the log off protest so you can read it no worries, Peridot!! Because I may finish this but rather late for you so you go to bed, aye? Talk to you in a week! :3

(this may look like a full answer but it’s just in process buddy. Imma tell you above the keep reading when it’s finished. Gods, sorry for wrong posting hahaha!!)

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*KEEPS SNUGGLING*

You most WONDERFUL MUFFIN, I’m happy to get to be answering to you again!! How have you been? I hope you’ve been doing better regarding that other issue. It’s not easy or light so you take your time recovering and making your peace with it, aye buddy? I’m still sending you my good vibes and wishes, standing with you even if only from far away. You can do it, buddy. Take your time. *pets you*

And yes, Zelda must be my fave! Sometimes I feel shy saying it because there’s always the idiot that says that if you haven’t played all the games in the franchise you’re not a fan and that’s stupid to me lol. But yeh, I really love all the Zelda universe aksljdfadlkjg :3

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS

YOU GET TO PLAY BREATH OF THE WILD?!?!!?

I WOULD INSERT THE GIF OF THE HYSTERICAL BIRD SCREECHING BUT KEEP READING DOESN’T WORK IN MOBILE AND I DON’T WANT TO SPAM OTHER’S DASHBOARDS EVEN MORE I JUST KALSDJ FLKDGJ ALKDJA

*FREAKS OUT* *FLIPS THE DESK* *FLIPS THE WHOLE GALAXY*

*SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

YOUR BRO HAS A SWITCH AND HE HAS BREATH OF THE WILD AND YOU GET TO PLAY IT!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LKASJDFKLGD KLJADJ ADLKGJA KLGJEOIJ DLKGADKLG ADJLKJAF

*DIES AND ASCENDS TO THE HEAVENS*

OH MY GOD PERIDOT, BREATH OF THE WILD IS LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY ZELDA, I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO PLAY IT BECAUSE THE SWITCH IS SO EXPENSIVE OVER HERE AND MY FAM’S NOT IN CONDITIONS TO GET ONE AND EVER SINCE BOTW HAS BEEN OUT I’VE BEEN A WHINY SQUEAKY MESS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS FANTASTIC, IT LOOK NUTS, IT LOOKS OTHERWORLD AND IT’S APPARENTLY GOING TO HISTORY AS ONE OF TH EBEST ZELDA (either that or I personally just got too excited lol) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU GET TO PLAY BOTW AKSLDJFKLADJGKDALJG AZOMYGUFKCINGGOD PERIDOT ENJOY IT WHOLEHEARTEDLY AND IMMENSELY!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG ZOMG I’M SO EXCITED AND HYPED AND OH MY GAWD YOU GET TO PLAY BOTW KALSJDF GDKLDAJKADLGJ KLA DKLDGJDAG KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HOPE YOU GET TO PLAY IT SOON AND THAT YOU HAVE A BLAST AND A PHENOMENAL AND THE MOST FANTASTIC TIME PLAYING IT, PERIDOT, BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!

Link is one of my absolute FAVES and babies and I protecc. I think that you’ll like him and the games. Did you know his name is Link because when they were planning the first games, the creator wanted you to see yourself reflected in the character? So that’s why he has no voice (other than his yelps and yells) and is mostly named ‘Link’, because he’s supposed to be a link between the player and the game, it’s supposed to be someone you channel yourself into even if just slightly. Also explains a bit of his physical looks; they say they wanted Link to look like a girl with boy attributes or like a boy with feminine attributes so anyone could feel related to him :3

BUT ENOUGH OF MY RANT, it’s just my love for this boy and everything of the Zelda universe is MY LOVE KLASDJKLADGJ 

Ooooooh, I see what you mean with the whole thing about the Witcher and whether I need to play the first 2 first. I’m catching that it’s sorta like Dragon Age? Like, there’s a kaload of books and info and the other 2 games that come first, but I’m not missing anything like...I can make sense to it. Still, however, it would be more...rich if I could play the first 2 games. I’d understand the story and the lore better, I’d have a better comprehension of the world and the history, and I’d know characters better and deeper.

Still, playing straight from the 3rd game is fine. I’m just missing things in that sort of way but it’s understandable and fine. That’s how I catch it, at least! :)

Well, if that’s the case, I may give a thought to getting the Witcher 3 one day. I do have heard it’s like a classic or a very dear game to many, many people, so I sure should try it out. Thanks for filling me in on whether it was fine to play the third alone or not!! Imma search for the books, as well. Reading is quite a passion for me and if I can complement reading with gaming...gawds, that sounds like HEAVEN

GASPS

I didn’t know Geralt had a daughter!!!!!!!! :O THAT MAKES THE STORY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE INTERESTING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One of the many reasons I’m so intimate with XV is that it’s got a deep and intimate deal with father-son subjects, which makes me sort of weak. And knowing this about the Witcher makes it even more interesting!! Because it sounds like such a complex character with a complex purpose. One looks at him and it’s easy to think that he’s just a tough guy that, I don’t know, is a mercenary and looks for prizes and fame or something, or like he’s defending his dead wife’s memory and taking revenge, something savage and brutal like a Tough Guy, you know?

But the fact that he’s actually looking for his daughter? FUCK, THIS FUCKS ME UP INT HE BEST WAY POSSIBLE *SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

I’m SO in love with storyes that don’t revolve around romance. Like, side romance is FANTASTIC, but when it’s like....the center itself, the core? BORING. But family or friend bonds? Siblings? F A T H E R  A N D  D A U G H T E R???????

SHIT FAM SIGN ME IN WHY THE HELL AM I NOT PLAYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AKLJSFGK DL JADKLGJDAKLGAJDH ADKLGJALKHJ FAHKLFAJLKDF ADKLGHJ ADHLKA

*CRIES*

PERFECT. BRILLIANT. There’s no better character arc/construnction than that of a tough guy fighting for the reasons that can come off as “not rough”. Looking for a daughter is SAVAGE AND BRUTAL AF but it’s not that common ya know. It’s usually revenge,t he love of his life, or something like that. But a tough guy looking for his baby girl? YAS. FAHK. I NEED I NEED I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

*THROWS A TANTRUM AND DOES GRABBY HANDS*

Hahaha, don’t worry about ranting to me about the game!! I understand your joy and excitement, and it’s okay to keep talking about it. It DOES sound like a PHENOMENAL game so of course you’d love to talk more and more about it!! :D

[dapper-wings]

HOLY SHIT

Spoilers for Spider Man No Way Home beneath the line!

THE REDEMPTION ARC FOR GARFIELD'S SPIDERMAN IN CATCHING MJ OH MY GOD THAT WAS CINEMATIC POETRY WATCHING A MOVIE HASNT' MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY IN SO LONG OH M Y G O DDDDDDDD THAT WAS ALL I NEEDED TO FEEL HOLY SHITTTTTT

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

NOOOOOO I TOLD Y'ALL I COULDN'T HANDLE CHEST COMPRESSIONS 😭😭😭😭

But also the angstttt 👀👀👀 :DDD

But also AAAHHHHHHHHH H E L P M E 😭😭😭💔💔❤️

BC Y'ALL "NO PULSE" LIKE 😭😭😭😭😭 THE ANGST BUT AAHHHHHHH ANYWAY

COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

No one:

My brain: I mean hey he's used to kissing Carlos-

Like XDD but NOT THE TIME MAN I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN

AAAHHHHHHHH COME ON P L E A S E E E E 😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOO NOT THE SLOW MO

A A H H H H Y E S BACKUP!!!

OH MY GOSH WAIT IS IT THE 126

OKAY NO THAT'S GOOD HONESTLY XDD

A H YES THEY'VE GOT IT THEY'VE GOT THE NARCAN COME ON

AAAHHHHHH YES GIVE IT TO HIM GIVE IT TO HIM

C'MON C'MON C'MON TK

It feels like for the drama he should stab it in but isn't it like an ingested thing XDD

A A A A H H H H H H NO HE IS STABBING IT IN WHOOO THE DRAMA

BUT ALSO AAAHHHHHH CARLOS

COME ON COME ON COME ON

COME ON CARLOS 😭😭😭 TK'S NOT DOING CHEST COMPRESSIONS RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND WAKE UP 😭😭 X'D

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Y E E E E S S S S S S S S S S S S S

CARLOS IS ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A A A H H H H H H 😭😭😭😭😭 THE A N G S T OF THE GET OFF ME AND WHAT NOT 😭😭😭😭

PLEASE LET HIM REALIZE PLEASE LET HIM REALIZE 😭😭😭

IT'S OKAY CARLOS IT'S OKAY

Y E S SEE IT IS :'DDDDD

IT'S THEM :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AAAHHHHHHH Y'ALL THEMMMM 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ <3333

(them being tarlos and also Gabriel this time, the previous one being like about Carlos realizing lol)

Y E S :'DDDDDDDD

Y'all the relief :'DDD

AAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THEMMM 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

TK right by his side :')))

AH (awh) yes Andrea XDD

LOL already decorating, yeah you'll probably have to stay there for a while lol

Not a whiiile but I mean you ain't going home today Carlos xD

SLGHSHFKSHFL VORIMGNP I THINK NOT SIR

YEAH EXACTLY TK XDD

Insane man lol

AWWW lol literally <333 xDDD

Very much a TK thing lol

Carlos has joined the ranks 🥰🥰

Yk as we've been saying with the Strand men, but rn I especially mean TK xD

A A A A A H H H H H H H H H YESSS "Thank you for saving my life" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

A A A A A A A A A H H H H H HH H H H H H H H H "I was just holding onto it for a bit" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H "It's yours" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Y'ALL CANT KEEP D O I N G THIS TO ME 😭😭😭 XDD

That entire conversation was just one hit after another 😭😭 XD. Killing me again and again lol

Awwwwwwww themmmmm :')))

AAH them :'DDDD

TK and Gabriel this time

WAIT PLEASE ARE WE ABOUT TO GET A "YOU GONNA RIDE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND PARALLEL?"

C'MON PLEASE CAN WE GET IT PLEEEEAASEEE

AAHHHH okay it might be setting up for one but at the very least this :'DDDD also this is kinda a parallel to the conversation xD the one before the one line of are you gonna ride with your boyfriend xDD

A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H WAIT YESSSS WE DID GET IT :DDDDDDDD

"You gonna ride with him?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️ YESSSS LITERALLY :'DDDD

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED 😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️

I mean it would've been even better if he said "with your fiance" but hey I can take what I get XDDD

(still though lol imagine it, better parallel, more specific to their relationship so just 🥰🥰 which includes making it feel more important, and slightly similar but another mention of them being fiances :'DDD I'll take it any time I can get it lol, it being said I mean xD)

Anyway I mean YEAH YOU BETTER TK XD

I was thinking that lol

OKAY GOOD yes xDDD

Awwww :'))))

WAIT ohh noooooo he's calling Owennn 😭😭😭 and he's not gonna ANSWERRRRR 😭😭😭

OWEN C'MONNNN PLEASE

I know he won't but like 😭😭😭 I can have hope, I mean he's not meeting undercover anymore for sure xddd

A H NOT EVEN HEARING OWEN'S VOICEMAIL 😭😭 MESSAGES FULL :'((( 😭😭

I knew it but like 😭😭😭😭 :'((( still, yk? xd

AAHHHHHH AWWWW TKKK 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️💔❤️❤️

My poor baby :'(((

C'mon Owen xdd

Well hopefully this just means more drama in that Owen and TK episode lol

[ickystickyfrog]

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