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tzwriter · 2 years ago

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URGENT FANFIC COMMISSION!!!

Hello, my dear fanfiction and animal lovers!

I'm Tetz, fanfic writer and member of the animal protection group, Amigos dos Peludinhos (Friends of Furry Pets), in BH/MG, Brazil.

The group is going through many difficulties. Many protectors have their homes full of rescued dogs and cats, food expenses are heavy and veterinary costs even more. And even so, we cannot ignore the animals that are still on the streets, suffering.

To help protectors and animals, I decided to open fanfics commissions to help with these expenses.

With just $10, you get a fanfic of up to 1000 words of your liking and help save a pet's life.

FANDONS:

- Undertale/Deltarune;

- Boku no Hero Academia;

- Hollow Knight;

- Minecraft.

DO:

- ships (canons or not, heterosexual or homosexual, monogamous or polygamous);

- OCs;

- self-insert;

- AUs.

DON’T:

- NSFW;

- incest;

- pedophiilia;

- other things that might make me uncomfortable (we can exchange messages to check).

WANT TO COMMISSION A FIC?

- The value is fixed at $10 and the stories will have an approximate length of 1000 words (it can be a little less or a little more);

- Payment will be made via Ko-Fi only;

- To place an order, please send an email to [email protected] (to facilitate organization). Use direct messages and comments only to ask questions, please.

ATTENTION

- Commissions can take up to two weeks to be delivered. I work full time and my schedules are a complete mess.

- ONLY MAKE THE PAYMENT AFTER I CONFIRM THAT I WILL MAKE YOUR FANFIC!

- Payment must still be made before I start writing, however, please do not send any money until I agree to your request.

DONATIONS ARE ALSO WELCOME!

If you don't want to ask for a fanfic, or if you don't have the conditions, but still want to help Amigos dos Peludinhos and our pets, you can also donate any amount. Even $1 will help a lot!

CAN’T DONATE?

I understand that sometimes it seems like there's nothing we can do to help, but there's still something you can try: please share this post on your social media, or in your fanfic groups, with your friends and family, and anyone else who might be interested in a good personalized story or simply helping animals.

If your heart also sinks when you see that fragile little animal abandoned to its fate in the streets, rummaging through garbage or running away from the rain, then you know how we feel.

So I ask please help me to help them!

#fanfic commissions #undertale #boku no hero academia #hollow knight #minecraft

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ytz-wolfyrra · 2 months ago

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Hi! I'm new here on Tumblr<3, ya'll can call me Wolfyrra, Geo/Geovanna, Beetle or Lobinna (The name of my main OC)

I'm a big fan of Undertale, Fnaf, Beetlejuice, Pokémon, Warrior Cats, Furries and Ocs in general, Wings of Fire, LMK and other stuff...

Don't be afraid to yap to me abt stuff that you like or ask questions<3 i'm part of much more fandons, just ask and I might know it! I'm Brazillian🇧🇷 and a big Crows, Deers and Wolves lover! I'm pansexual and (prolly) Gender-Fluid OR Demi-girl (idk either)

Anyway, HIII💕🪻 (I'm also on TikTok as Ytz._.Wolfyrra)

#about myself #introduction #new on tumblr

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quarantinescarpet · 2 years ago

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My quotes list from over the years

FRESHMAN

-“‘tis I the frenchiest fry.”

-“Someone’s stabbing me in the leg with a spork.”

-“I A DEMOCRAT OOPS”

-Spill the pony tea.

-How many geese would it take to bring down a full grown man?

-Point is, I love you both and I would 10/10 ride a motorbike

-“Apparently someone in Mr. Hopkins G block got scared of turkey noises.”

-“It’s like... it’s like a stupid game of Russian roulette Tetris with giant death machines”

-“I feel like you'd have a shrine to remember Spider-man, complete with candles and every single ‘mr stark I don't feel so good’ meme printed out.”

-“don’t ask me, I don’t know anything about the sex”

-“I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF”

-“What’s the difference between gay silence and regular silence?”

-“what yields a focus pencil? A patience tree?”

-“I might boogie on the desk so hard that the gum keeping it together gets unchewed and yeets back into the dimension it belongs in”

-“You smell like my fencing teacher”

-“sponsor a sponsor! Become a child”

-“Woof woof bitch, im a furry.”

-“yo to the hoe”

-“does my emoji still smell?”

SOPHOMORE

-“peter doesn't have a detachable head”

-“two thirds of me is wearing glasses”

-“You look like you have autism. Are you vaccinated?”

-“When did Haydar become friends with Emily?” “In hell”

-“I know you have something to do with Filbert”

-“Ayo beans check”

-“Who cares about beating the game‽ I’m a goose.”

-“You can’t make contact lenses out of cranberries”

-“cannabalism is for beans”

-“You know the party is lit when the epileptic kid starts doing the worm”

-“Imagine getting stabbed to the beastie boys”

-“I CANT TORTILLA MY CHOCOLATE MILK”

-“Pure drip”

-“The All Mighty King Tuggle Wuggle the Original... The 5th”

-“It’s a drink.” “Coal?” “I’m sorry who the heck is drinking coal??” “It’s heroin.”

-“Is climate change good or bad?”

-“I’ve had to keep her from stealing my toes for so long”

-“Apples are delicious, babies are not.”

-“It’s like I’m exfoliating my knuckle”

-“We are literally just birds.”

-“I’m slowly transitioning to emo. Today I’m wearing navy blue, tomorrow it will be black.”

-“Omg Aimee why are you such a try hard” “Oh my god Ava why are you orange?”

-“Wait what the fuck does crashing a funeral have to do with driving?”

-“Why are blonde people driving???”

-“That house looks like stephen king” “its super thicc?”

-“If you don’t do your homework, they are legally allowed to steal your cells”

-“Why would digging up graves be a problem we have to cover during a spa day??”

-“I would commit neck rape”

-“he looked at me and I looked at him and I was like ‘genocide’”

-“like Klaus, from Klaus”

-“SANKADANKA”

-“facism is also gender neutral”

-“I mean we all knew that the birds just wanted the body to be gone!”

JUNIOR

-“you know what they say in chemistry”

-“I got it from bed bath and behind you”

-“A two line poem. I see a frog. My heart: 💕❤️💓💗💕”

-“who needs a straw when you can suck it out the hole?”

-“I wish I could get neutered”

-“eggs are so well named”

-“You’re not a fandon? We don’t standon.”

-“If you’re horny just walk it off”

-“potatoes and molasses, there is inequality between the classes!”

-“save the tiddies”

-“I think I could explain socialism” “okay do it” *doesnt do it*

-“what part of no interruptions does Trump not get?” “The english part”

-“my knees how they crackle like rice crispies”

-“the planet is dying you fucking walnut”

-“do you think I’d be able to avoid conversion therapy?” ”no you look dumb as shit have fun at camp.”

-“the US military uses 738 billion dollars per year, and we can’t dunk the moon into the pacific ocean? Where are our priorities? Disgusting.”

-“I hope he dies on my birthday”

-“the doctor’s sewing you up and you’re like ‘harder daddy’ and they just leave you to bleed out on the floor.”

-“I don’t know what your parents do for a living” “I’d have to kill you if you found out” “oh he’s a conversion therapist?”

-“Peaning, pregnancy, protection.”

-“Being railed and math are two totally different things”

-“Aren’t all white people just german strokes?“

-“the pickles are tasty tonight, don’t you think?”

-"Gay people have feelings too! I mean those feelings aren't valid, but they have them!"

-“Grapefruit is the Wild Kratts of roblox”

-“My lungs are rejecting christianity”

-“Lettuce cereal”

-“get zooted”

-“why are they doin that to my boi Eric Snowblower???” “... do you mean Elric Stormbringer??” “Yes OMG hi futon”

-“Milk towel (sent with gentle effect)“

-“nose haemorrhoids”

-“my favourite colour is bitches”

-“THE LESBIAN FISH WHATS HER NAME”

-“You’ll have time to pull moose daddy”

-“The more you beat it the bigger it gets”

-“Were you wa today??”

-“oh uh slaves are now horses”

-“tarnsgender is a lifestyle”

-“not me misgendering my dishwasher”

-“Kiss! Kiss Kiss!”

-“its a regular human but you can open it up and take a shit inside of it” “like a kangaroo”

-“kiss kill marry, good piss boy, eric snowblower, michael”

-“if you don’t wanna strike the set, strike yourself.”

-“did you listen to waterparks in middle school or have you had sex?”

-“he said his pullout game is strong and he’s only used a condom six times” “tell him he needs the practice”

-“its a didney movie”

-“I already have a dick so I’m good with the foot sucking, thanks!”

-“I don’t misgender you cause you changed your pronouns I just misgender you cause you have pronouns”

-“made a joke and nobody laughed”

-“You’re a socialist gray shut up”

-“dont straddle my dog shes a child!”

-“chloe, kim, kendall, kourtney,,, the genders”

-“which constellation looks most like a dick”

-“I’m being intimate with my pudding. Only my pudding loves me.” “Yeah but it feels a little violated”

-“vending machine, easy bake oven, and ramen are the four food groups?”

-“mom I found your tinder”

-“doesnt this baby look like it would grow up to be hitler?”

-“anti smack”

-“I said no farting”

-“I’m at the point in this trip where I want to make out a little with every dog I see.”

-“I’m worried about your mom right now” “I’m worried about the dogs”

-“I’m going to start streaming” “awesome I’ll watch you! I’ll download Tinder”

-“jesus is coming are you clenching?” “Did you mean swallowing???”

-“Today when I said I had an image to show you and you came to look at my phone I wasn’t on Instagram yet and I was worried you were going to see that my last google search was what is a craisin”

-“My username is deep_seated_fear_of_geese”

-“Savour the flavour, uncle”

-“potential energy this, kinetic energy that, when will anyone start paying attention to the most important energy. dumb bitch energy”

-“Happy easter i guess i don’t know why the heck jesus likes eggs so much” “Jesus has an egg obsession” “And he has a bunny fursona””

-“Cause I’m kinky for color coding”

-“I’m going to name my child Brad. With a silent gh. Braghd”

-“Headcanon that Prince Philip died because he saw unsolicited feet pics“

-“I kin prince philip”

-“theres three genders: kailer, gay tyler, and regular tyler”

-“I swear to god they spent half of their budget making those titans asses so scrumptious”

-“Everything is terrible, can’t magnum dong, repressing my emotions”

-“Master has given dobby plan b. Dobby no longer needs the hanger”

-“I want someone to be just as obsessed with me as my social worker is”

-“You wanted to end the conversation so you decided to be homophobic.”

-“It is commonly thought that there are two types of people in this world, communists and pessimists.”

-“Glass half full glass half empty everyone shares the glass”

-“I thought it was about to be something sexual about slushees and I was like: 😃?“

-“Piss on, I know how to have sex.”

-“Sarah we’re making milf jokes wake up”

-“Its like im having a panic attack but I cant stop making kink jokes”

-“good old fashioned jesus?” “I said gay sex”

-“the straggot and the slurs”

-“grandpa has had way too much time without his meds”

-“You’re gonna find ur special someone bro ❤️ or someone to raw you idk what you’re into”

-“Do you wanna represent conversion therapy?”

-“Don’t punch me! I’ll get a boner”

-“I’m known to frequent elementary schools at night”

-“ever since I found out there were ants in baked beans” “WHY ARE THEY THERE? JUST BAKE THE BEANS!”

-"aaron burr shot hamilton which is kinda kinky and im not into that" "i guess he forgot to give him his safe word then huh"

-“we can’t make these jokes tomorrow people will think we’re fucking crazy” “nah man people will just think we’re FUCKING”

-“this 14 year old just looked me straight in the eyes and said drill me daddy-o”

-“they piss on you when they’re comfortable with you. Thats how it works”

-“are penguins fish or mammals?”

-“car washes are traumatising”

-“it’s okay gray has a 22 year old sugar daddy”

-“I get vored easily and yeehaw”

-“You get really stinky when jade honks for bill”

-“Jade needs a shit sleeve when she honks for bill can we go dunky now”

-“not the llama,,, the liQuid”

-“I’m allergic to jesus”

-“if you cant see stuff in your head how come you can vacuum?”

-“dont be a whore drink instead”

-“pain is temporary, existence is temporary, we’re all temporary”

-“I did not know veggie tales was religious”

-“you’re a sussy baka yes sorry now can we watch the video”

-“I assumed everyone in tech is gray”

-“skyrim wasn’t bad I just wanted fussy”

-“im not gonna get a shrodinger kink”

-“those crocs are bitchin”

-“you seem so put together” “it’s just the shoes”

-“capitalism is my sugar daddy”

-“when aang is riding someone do you think he says yip yip

-“Capitalism breeds innovation? How bout you breed this bussy”

Senior

-“Ollie: Can Jewish people eat the Lorax?

Jillian: Yeah. He is canonically a Nazi you know

Ollie: …Are you implying that nazis are kosher?

Jillian: Yeah how do you think we won the war dumbass”

-“I wanna get manhandled”

-“chryssy is SO thicc. Thats why benson loves her.”

-“are we still meeting autism?”

-“so what im hearing is you stole my prostate??”

-"Benson doesnt have a liver? What about her alcoholism problems!”

-“do [squirrels] have beaks or are they flat?”

-“ I feel like I’d fall into a pond.”

-“I didn’t come”

-“Cis piss”

-“YOU GRABBED HIS JICK?”

-“Everytime I come out as ace people send me all their ace stuff” “omg thats what I do for my italian friends”

-“I wanna be someones thyroid problem”

-“Yeah you could go to bobby about your skin cancer”

-“I feel really pregnant right now”

-“stomachs love diluted slim jims”

-“benson is a milf”

-“aj just gave birth to me” “how?” “teamwork”

-“the universe is nothing but a collection of corpses”

-“tight shaggy”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk moustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk mustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“Mr. Hands is my safe-word”

Freshman pt 2

-“nah this isn’t true love this is smash or pass man”

-“the more swords the more smash”

-“virgin??? Like VIRGINIA??”

-“He’s really going ham on him”

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marshall-firefighter · 3 months ago

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Freundschaften im Furry Fandon

Hallo, wie versprochen möchte ich heute in diesem Blog bzw. Video über ein ernsteres Thema sprechen. Ich hatte dies ja schon angekündigt, noch während ich auf der EAST 12 in Suhl war. Keine Sorge, es ist nicht dramatisch, aber ich habe mir ein paar Gedanken darüber gemacht, was ich so alles erlebe und wohin die Reise für mich gehen soll.

Zunächst will ich die Frage klären: Wieso bin ich im Furry Fandom? Nun, diese Frage ist sehr leicht zu beantworten. Um Kontakte zu knüpfen, Leute mit gleichen Interessen kennen zu lernen und einfach gemeinsam Spaß zu haben. So wie man in einer Gruppe ein spannendes Fußballspiel oder die Olympischen Spiele viel besser genießen kann, ist es für mich als Feuerwehrhund oder Piratenwaschbär schöner, Erlebnisse mit anderen zu teilen. Nicht nur zu präsentieren, was man alles hat oder wie beliebt man vielleicht ist, sondern einfach eine gemeinsame Zeit erleben: Gemeinsam lachen, oder vielleicht auch mal gemeinsam weinen. Sich gemeinsam über eine gelungene Pawpet Show freuen, oder sich auch mal über was Dummes ärgern dürfen.

All das darf ich im Fandom erleben, und bin auch sehr dankbar dafür. Doch was macht mich da jetzt so nachdenklich? Nun, ich erlebe leider auch Leute, die genau das Gegenteil vorleben, schlechte Stimmung produzieren oder einfach Doppelmoral leben. Zum Thema Doppelmoral und überspitzte Selbstdarstellung werde ich noch gesondert sprechen. Doch es ist jenes Verhalten, das mich stört, verärgert oder sogar richtig sauer macht - wenn es die entsprechende Situation oder den wunden Nerv bei mir trifft.

Nachdenklich bin ich in der Hinsicht, wie ich damit umgehen und wie es für mich im Fandom weitergehen könnte. Eine Möglichkeit wäre, sich aus seiner Bubble und Konfortzone zu lösen und den Schritt auf andere, neue Leute zu zu gehen. Zwar ist das Furry Fandom eine schöne Gemeinschaft, doch leider entstehen auch Bubbles, die in sich geschlossen sind und stellenweise andere Bubbles als Konkurrenz wahrnehmen! Das klingt seltsam, aber genauso ist es. Und das hat nicht etwa mit unterschiedlichen Interessen zu tun: Von Neid auf vermeindliche Beliebtheit anderer Fursuiter bis hin zu Lästern und Schlechtreden anderer Furries habe ich schon alles Mögliche erlebt. Steckt man in solch einer Bubble, findet Leute aus anderen Bubbles cool und äußert dies, dann erlebte ich da schon üble Kommentare, denn leider kenne ich Leute, die erwarten, dass alle ihren Geschmack und ihre Meinung teilen.

Ich gehöre zu jenen Personen, die sehr treu und loyal zu Freunden sind, mit der fatalen Folge zu glauben, ich müsste noch zu Leuten stehen, die mir eigentlich nicht mehr gut tun. Toxische Beziehungen und Freundschaften sind schlimm, und die Lösung hier heißt Emanzipation: Auf der EAST letzte Woche hatte ich diesen Schritt bereits zaghaft unternommen und will ihn noch weiter gehen. Einzelheiten dazu folgen auch noch.

Und jetzt komme ich zu euch: Lasst euch niemals eine Meinung oder Ansicht von Leuten, die ihr vielleicht gern habt, aufzwingen um denen einen Gefallen zu tun. Habt Mut, zu widersprechen und zu dem zu stehen, was ihr mögt. Und wenn vermeintliche Freunde Spaß daran haben, euch wegen eurer Schwächen bloß zu stellen, sich lustig über euch machen oder anfangen, schlecht über jene zu sprechen, die ihr mögt, dann sollte sich die Frage stellen, ob diese Bekannten auch echte Freunde sind.

#furry #blogger #fursuiter #mascot

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