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Sloth Design "Inhale the Good, Exhale the Bad" 20 oz Stainless Steel Travel Tumbler
Relax and sip in style with our 20 oz stainless steel travel tumbler, featuring an adorable sloth and the humorous phrase, 'Inhale the good shit, exhale the bad bullshit.' Designed for both hot and cold beverages, this tumbler’s double-wall insulation keeps drinks at the perfect temperature for hours. With a secure lid to prevent spills and a durable stainless steel body, it’s perfect for coffee, tea, or your favorite cold drinks on the go. Whether you’re commuting, working, or relaxing at home, this tumbler is a daily reminder to stay chill and take life as it comes!
Its sleek and slim design feels great in your hand and effortlessly fits into your car's cupholder, making it ideal for travel and daily use.
Complete with a convenient straw and spill-proof lid, this tumbler is designed for ease and practicality. The premium polymer coating not only enhances durability but also showcases vibrant colors with a glossy finish, ensuring the design remains bright and clear.
The slender straight shape makes it a breeze to hold and perfectly compatible with car drink holders. Versatile enough for both hot and cold beverages, it's your go-to companion wherever you roam.
Whether you're hitting the road or relaxing at home, this tumbler combines style with functionality, making it a thoughtful and practical gift for any occasion. Treat your friend (or yourself!) to this stylish tumbler and enjoy the perfect sip, every time.
This tumbler has a premium polymer coating which makes the design colors bright, clear, and complete with a beautiful glossy finish.
- The completely skinny straight shape makes it really easy to handle and even fit into your car drink holders.
- Can be used with Hot and Cold drinks.
- Made using a sublimation printing process that can be more costly than other methods, but it lasts longer, and will not crack or peel over time.
Tumbler Care instructions: Hand wash only- Do not soak in water- Do not use any type of abrasive sponges - Avoiding extreme heat- Not placing in dishwasher as it can be exposed to high heat temperatures. - Never placing your tumbler into a microwave- Allow your tumbler, lid, and straw to air dry
Due to different picture lighting settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.
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bukajart · 9 days ago
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Upgrade your beverage moments with our elegant white ceramic mugs. Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate, these versatile mugs blend simplicity and style to suit any kitchen. Explore timeless designs crafted for comfort and durability. Pin and shop today to find the perfect mug for every taste!
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mediumtires · 2 years ago
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bestie pls i need more christian/toto content, a drabble, a ramble, long tags, just SOMETHING!! you have me hooked and now i'm addicted i've read 7 years so many times it's embarrassing
ok hear me out you guys keep asking and i don’t have anything proper that i could offer you just yet BUT i saw an ask a while ago where someone said lewis isn’t going to renew his contract next year and saying “i won’t join another team” isn’t saying “i’ll be here next year i trust this team” etc etc etc and like, i hate myself for it but walk with me for a second here……………..
Lewis is the one to drop the bombshell of his retirement. Not his camp, not Merc, not PR. There is no tidy Instagram post in black and teal, no quote on quote, no text box announcing the retirement of one of the greatest. It’s Lewis who types it up, a hundred words max, and before he puts it on his story he calls Toto and lets him know.
Toto is in his office in Brackley, behind his big desk, glass walls, open door policy, looking out at a bunch of his employees steadily working away and none of them realise, none of them understand what is happening in the very moment he picks up the phone, what it does to him to hear the words, “I’m sorry man” and “I don’t wanna be the next Alonso” and “I can’t do another season of this” and “I need to let it go”. Toto’s world shifts, bends, and slowly glides off its axis. A funny joke, he thinks at first, before the realisation hits.
Toto has experienced many a crisis in his life. Some of them more serious, more real than others, but each one of them prepared him for the next, for what’s to come. His body catches up quicker than his brain. It’s the physical signs first, of going into fight or flight. Blood pumping, trouble breathing, sweaty hands, mouth dry. Racing heart. Funny expression. A racing heart. He’s always thought of himself as having a racer’s heart, especially in moments like this. He can calm himself, he can self regulate. He can manipulate himself, breathe through it, pretend he’s behind the wheel, pretend this is a life or death split second kind of decision calling for nothing but calm and steady hands.
He does; breathe through it. If there is one thing he is, steadfast and unswerving, it’s a leader. Responsibility sits tight in his neck as he seeks out his team, first the closest five, then senior personnel. He is not going to make this into a huge thing - it is - but he will have to make his people aware before Lewis lets the rest of the world in on his secret. Word is going to spread fast.
It does; spread fast. Toto was given an hour. He uses it wisely, types out a company wide announcement, and then another email, a more personal one, to the PR department. Tells them to leave things until tomorrow. There is no point in rushing this.
Toto leaves his office at 5 on the dot. Turns off his computer, does not take any documents, does not take any work to look at later, just shoves his travel mug into his bag, grabs his jacket and makes sure to turn the lights off on his way out.
When he gets home, Christian’s Range Rover is parked where it’s always parked, in the left space next to the stone steps leading up to the front door. It stands a little wonky today, the left front tyre kissing the grass. It’s an unusual sight. Christian is very particular about his car, and his lawn.
The dogs yap at his feet when Toto walks through the door, drops his shit on the sideboard with no mind to clean up after himself. He drags his feet through the foyer and into the kitchen. It’s still light out, it’s July, and Christian has opened the patio doors to let the warm summer breeze in.
His face has something critical to it when he locks eyes with Toto, crow’s feet deeper than usual as he watches him approach. Toto can feel the weight of his gaze on him, how he drags it up his body, down, up again, only to settle on his face for good.
“Colleague or husband?” Christian asks.
“Husband,” Toto says and folds himself into Christian’s opening arms, tucks his face into the crook of his neck and inhales deeply, allowing himself to just close his eyes and breathe. No need for pretences here. Car in the gravel, engine off, steering wheel dislodged and hands in his lap. It’s okay if his fingers shake. Christian knows he’s not a racer by heart.
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noraflwower4you · 2 days ago
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Top 10 Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers
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Coffee lovers are easy to shop for — they live and breathe coffee! But finding the perfect gift that’s both thoughtful and unique can be tricky. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just because, here are ten gift ideas sure to delight any coffee enthusiast.
1. 20 oz Skinny Tumblers for Coffee On-the-Go
Every coffee lover needs a reliable tumbler to keep their brew hot (or cold) for hours. A customizable skinny tumbler is perfect for showcasing their personality, whether they love minimalist designs, floral patterns, or motivational quotes. These tumblers are not just practical but also stylish, making them an ideal gift for daily commuters or gym-goers.
2. Specialty Coffee Subscription
Treat your coffee lover to a monthly subscription of freshly roasted beans from around the world. Services like Blue Bottle, Trade Coffee, or Atlas Coffee Club deliver premium coffee tailored to their taste preferences. It’s the gift that keeps giving with every cup!
3. Pour-Over Coffee Maker
For those who love the ritual of brewing coffee, a pour-over coffee maker like the Hario V60 or Chemex is a perfect choice. Pair it with high-quality filters and freshly ground coffee to complete the gift.
4. Personalized Coffee Mugs
While tumblers are great for travel, nothing beats a cozy mug for sipping coffee at home. Consider gifting a customized ceramic mug featuring their name, a funny quote, or a design that reflects their hobbies or style.
5. Electric Milk Frother
Help them elevate their coffee game with a handheld or automatic milk frother. Perfect for creating lattes, cappuccinos, or even hot chocolate, this tool transforms a regular cup of coffee into a café-worthy experience.
6. Coffee-Themed Wall Art
Brighten their space with coffee-themed décor. Look for prints or signs with phrases like “But First, Coffee” or artistic illustrations of coffee brewing methods. Etsy is a treasure trove for unique, handcrafted designs.
7. Reusable Coffee Filters
For the eco-conscious coffee lover, a pack of reusable coffee filters is a practical and sustainable gift. Options made of stainless steel or organic cotton are long-lasting and environmentally friendly.
8. Coffee Grinder
Freshly ground beans make all the difference! An adjustable coffee grinder, whether manual or electric, allows them to enjoy their coffee at its freshest. Pair it with a bag of whole-bean coffee for an added touch.
9. Gourmet Coffee Syrups
Give them the gift of flavor with a set of gourmet coffee syrups. Popular options include vanilla, caramel, hazelnut, and seasonal favorites like pumpkin spice. Add a recipe card for fun DIY coffee creations.
10. Coffee Lover’s Gift Basket
Can’t decide? Create a gift basket filled with coffee essentials:
A custom skinny tumbler.
Premium coffee beans or grounds.
A cute coffee scoop.
Mini packets of syrups or creamers.
Chocolate-covered espresso beans or biscotti.
Wrap it all up in a stylish basket for a wow-worthy presentation.
Conclusion
From practical tools to unique custom items, these gift ideas are sure to make any coffee lover’s day brighter. Whether you opt for a personalized skinny tumbler or a subscription to their favorite beans, your thoughtful gift will keep them fueled and happy.
Looking for the perfect tumbler to start your gift shopping? Check out our exclusive collection of 20 oz skinny tumblers designed with coffee lovers in mind!
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breezypunk · 1 year ago
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🎀🐁🦝 and 🧀!
Thank you! :3
OC asks here
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🎀 Do they have something they collect? {Stamps, rocks, stickers, etc}
Since Vaughn is a coffee-holic, I came up with a HC that he collects fun mugs! Not just any random mugs, but cute mugs with funny quotes, logo's, or just cool one's that he thinks are worth collecting. He has cartoon mugs, mugs in the shapes of animals, he and Goro have a matching cat mug (but Vaughn's is red and Goro's is black), he has an Aldecaldo's mug that Panam made for him. Whenever he traveled, he bought mugs from antique shops. he has a whole cabinet filled with them! :)
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🐁Do they find a creature cute, that normal people don't? Such as spiders, rats, snakes, sharks, etc?
Well he's not really a "creature" type of person aha. Also, the only rat he adores is Cockroach, otherwise he steers clear. He's not scared of any of them either, he's pretty used to seeing weird crawlies around NC on a daily basis. He does find snakes fascinating, but he wouldn't keep one as a pet. He'll just admire from a distance.
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🦝What do they smell like?
I love this question, uwu. Vaughn smells so good. *twirls hair* He smells like nature a lot, but in a good way. He smells like freshly mown grass and rain water, mixed with his cologne that he wears, which has a faint musky smell to it but also it kind of gives off a hint of floral. (It's also a major aphrodisiac to a certain guy hehe). Some people often wonder how the hell he manages to smell so good when he's always out in the desert getting dirty, but he never reveals his secrets, lol.
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🧀Are people with piercings and tattoos a +1 on them being attracted to them?
A plus one? Nah, and Goro had none of those when they met and got together. It was never something Vaughn really cared much for, even though he's covered in both. He thinks tattoo and piercings are hot for sure but it isn't something he prefers. As a matter of fact, half the people he hooked up with in the past, 98% of them didn't have one or the other, or either.
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words-after-midnight · 2 years ago
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Nico's favorite tag game (ie. Find the Word)
Thanks for the tag @talesofsorrowandofruin! My words were survivor, spite, secure, and strength.
Tagging: @sunset-a-story, @thatndginger, @pertinax--loculos, @winterandwords, @novel-emma, @ls-daydreams, @theboarsbride, @nanashi23, @sarahlizziewrites + whoever else wants to jump in!
Your words are lend, tooth, early, heavy, intense.
I pulled these from an annex document to the narrative of Life in Black and White (Annex D), which is essentially the integral collection of Gabriel's journal entries from 2002, a key year in his life. And it's long, because this man keeps a near-daily journal. Enjoy!
Survivor (survive)
Mood: Both physically and existentially tired, exhausted, sleepy, over it - find a thesaurus.
Dr. Ross appointment today. I was right to be worried. He’s not only upping my Lunesta (which we were trying really hard to avoid), but the Seroquel is also going up a bit. He says I need to get a sleep study done this month if there’s no improvement within the next few weeks. There'd fucking better be, because I can't survive another week of this, let alone three.
Spite (despite)
I have so many good ones for "despite" in this doc that I'm giving you two, because I can't pick between them. 🤣
#1
One of the nurses came by my room earlier to tell me I had a phone call, so I went to the phone room. Surprisingly enough, it was Jeff. He was all like, “So, how’re you making out in there?” Yeah, I could practically hear him cackling internally. The son of a bitch is getting a real kick out of this shit. At least someone’s laughing, I guess. I practically hissed into the phone, like, “I’m bored out of my fucking mind, no thanks to you.” He’s laughing, like, “Welcome to my life, man!” I was smiling despite myself, but at least he couldn’t tell.
#2
I asked him if he wanted to go downstairs and watch some of his favorite movies after breakfast, knowing full well there was no way he would say no to making me sit through The Emperor's New Groove again (I reached acceptance on that last night, so I was prepared). We went downstairs and he wrapped himself up in a blanket like a five-year-old and sat next to me on the couch while we watched a cartoon Incan clone of him tyrannically run an empire and then promptly get turned into a llama. He can quote this entire movie. I cracked up a couple of times despite myself.
Secure (insecure)
I got into it a bit with Jeff just now because he left the house yesterday afternoon and didn’t come back overnight. When he came home, I asked him where he was. He just shrugged and said he was out with friends. I asked him which friends. He laughed out loud and told me I was acting like a jealous boyfriend. I got mad, raised my voice, and basically said, “I’m sorry for getting a little concerned considering what happened the last time you left the house and didn’t come home.” He just stared me down for a good ten seconds, and then started laughing. I told him it wasn’t funny. He said, “Yes, it is funny. You think I’m suddenly going to get my ass handed to me every time I go out? Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” I just walked out and came up to my room. I already feel terrible. I shouldn’t have brought it up. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me. I’m trying to resist going back out there right now to try to talk to him and apologize for being an insecure piece of shit. I need to give him some time to cool off.
Strength
I brought him a travel mug full of coffee for the way back, but I made sure to make it regular strength just to annoy him a little. It definitely annoyed me to have to get up at five in the fucking morning because this jackass can't leave other people's shit the fuck alone.
I don’t know how many times we’re going to have to do this before he gets it into his thick head that maybe this shit isn’t the best use of his time. He needs to get a damn hobby or something.
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jmiemagvans · 2 years ago
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Merry Christmas everyone!
@narilily, @cagenewman, @chloenwckobia, @brooksienewman, @xsylcuenco, @docolives, @darpow, @ahlandrieu @stellylee
Nari
For our resident plant mama... first some really fun wine glasses! I laughed a little too hard. And the next one is a butterfly puddler, which I felt fitting because gardens and butterflies.
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Cage
A backpack for your travels. You're busy and you've got a lot to do! So this is for a future trip somewhere special. And a make-your-own-game kit, something you and Colton can do together, which is pretty cool, I think!
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Chloe
Some coloring pencils since we talked a little bit about being creative! Well, you can use these for just doodling or anything you want, really! And I found this plus tamagotchi which I found to be really funny and cute.
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Brooksie
I saw these cufflinks that are made of the workings of a watch. They look really snazzy to me, honestly. The bag is something I also thought was pretty cool, something to help your work at the farm and moving stuff around.
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Sylvia
To one of my best friends here and anywhere, I think these earrings are really cute, and they go with almost anything, right? And the slippers made me think of you, being stylish and colorful.
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Livvy
So I hear you like squishmallows, so here is one that is a cat! Plus you have a cat named Mallow, so that's perfect, right? Next... I hear you like wine... so, a wine slushie kit to use to your heart's content!
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Darrius
Okay, these history quotes made me laugh. But I always love chatting with you and talking about your classes! So a cheeky mug and an even cheekier shirt.
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Annie
For your shopping adventures, a new tote bag! It's colorful and it's made of recycled materials, which makes it even better. And a make-your-own play dough kit for the kids!
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Stelly
I hear you like music, so I found this really cool mechanical music box where you can put bumps in the sheet music to match your favorite tunes, and as you turn the crank, it plays! Next is a sunography kit! You can make pictures in the sun with this special paper.
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womanlives · 1 year ago
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THE FLAMING ROSES were an all-female criminal gang that operated in the late 1400’s DR before their untimely demise. Originating in Baldur’s Gate as just another second-story gang, they eventually came to specialize in brokering confidential and illicit information for the criminal underworld. After operating alongside Nine-Fingers Keene for years upon years within Baldur’s Gate, the Roses infiltrated Waterdeep — and, more specifically, the Xanathar’s Thieves’ Guild. They operated out of both cities for around a decade before relocating the entirety of their operation to Waterdeep. They never returned. According to Nine-Fingers Keene, they remained loyal to her until the end.
Much of the Roses’ true history is all but lost to the ashes. What can be agreed upon is this: they were very well-respected by Nine-Fingers, and the Guild leader before her. The Roses were known for their discretion, their creativity, and their tight-knit sense of community. Save for one exception, they only ever had seven members at any given time: one for each of the seven capital virtues. Upon joining the gang, each Rose gave up her name in favor of her virtue. Be it by design or by chance, these women were never true to the virtues they embodied. Perhaps that was the whole point.
According to records kept by Bursar Uktar of the Nine-Fingers guild, the last-known Roses were as follows:
CHASTITY. Sun elf. Bard (favored instrument: flute). Age unknown. Judging by the faint presence of wrinkles, estimate ~400 years. Copper skin, green eyes, blood-red hair. Beautiful beyond belief. Active Upper City paramour. Don’t look at her when she sings (don’t trust anything she says). Close with Nine-Fingers (how? why?). Known misandrist. Refers to self in maternal terms, but no children. Suspected accessory to the murder of Vulgar Hoffson (pimp; Rivington. No gang affiliation). Delivered bad intel O times. Makes me uneasy.
TEMPERANCE. Half-orc. Berserker. 43. Blue-violet skin, tusks, indigo hair kept short. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER INTELLIGENCE. Plays dumb deliberately. Isn’t. Weaponizes stereotypes. Absolutely lethal. Has the coldest rage I’ve ever seen. Primary asset is strength; stealth capabilities unknown (reminder: weaponizes stereotypes). Keep away from bar. She’ll eat the Hall out of house and home. Guild members have lost 288 gold pieces betting against her in drinking contests.
CHARITY. Halfling. Thief. 26. Tan, golden hair, gray eyes. Wiry build. Stock-standard sneakthief. Real talent lies in legerdemain and sleight-of-hand. Favorite pastime: stealing from you while you’re looking dead in her eyes. (Picked my ring off my hand once and gave it back to me. Can’t call Guild violation; said it was a joke. Said she couldn’t help herself. Is there such a thing as a thief who steals too much?) Doesn’t share well. Quoted, when asked for a sip of beer: Hells, no. You could be on fire and I’d still drink every last drop. Wouldn’t even throw your corpse the mug. Funny.
DILIGENCE. Gnome. Cleric (Glittergold? Strange). 74. Pale, dark eyes, brown hair. Distinguishing features: broken jaw that never healed right. Flinches at any sudden movement. Prime suspect in the murder of Vulgar Hoffson (pimp; Rivington. No gang affiliation). Visits Stormshore Tabernacle monthly. Some sort of experimental treatment. Speaks to Sister Korinth exclusively. Always late with fee-sheets and theft-records. Bothersome, but neat as can be. Note from Chastity: DO NOT SUMMON TO GUILDHALL; INTERMEDIATE THROUGH MERCY, PLEASE. Why is she even a thief?
PATIENCE. Human. Bard (favored instrument: voice). 30s? Warm complexion, blue eyes, shock-pink hair. Vitiligo. Unsure if disguise. Noticeable body mannerisms ie: won’t stop fidgeting. Also won’t shut up (surprisingly not as obnoxious as one would think). Friendly, open. Background: actress. Kicked out of travelling troupe (need more information). Talk fast if she asks you questions, or she’ll get violent. Not allowed in Guildhall unless accompanied by at least one other Rose.
KINDNESS. Dwarf (suspected duergar roots and/or affiliations). Assassin. 230s(?). Shock-pale, cold blue eyes, bald. Noticeable tattooing on the right side of head and neck and down the right arm in addition to gang brand. Has no tongue. Fluent in Cant-Sign; interacted with her on several occasions. Uses specialized sign when communicating with fellow Roses. Attempting to decode. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DECODE. Follow the example of the Lady’s Court; give her a wide berth.
HUMILITY. Fucking can’t stand this fucking bitch. Sun elf. Artificer. 450s. Dark bronze skin, heterochromia (dark bronze left eye, milk-white right eye), dark bronze hair. Golden freckles. Extremely tall. Creative, but arrogant. Does not take commission-work unless ordered by Chastity or Nine-Fingers (no time?). Suspected planner of the Rose operations. ALCHEMIST. Blind in her right eye (alchemical explosion from bad ingredients. No investigation needed – dealer dismembered by Kindness). Supplies NF with special (re: spiked) moonflower dosages. Single?
MERCY. Thought they were only allowed seven? Special? [An addition, in fresher ink.] Gods, no. Just annoying.
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sunnydaleherald · 1 year ago
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter - Monday, August 21
ANNOUNCER (V.O.) : Under our new C.E.O., Angel, we're focusing less on power, and more on using that power for good. We have a zero tolerance policy for killing, and that includes you, vampires. * shot of a Wolfram & Hart employee sipping from a coffee mug.* That better be pig's blood, mister. Yes, our esteemed president has made it clear that this is a new company for the new millennium, and he wants to work with you. ANGEL: If you don't kill, we won't kill you. ANNOUNCER (V.O.) That's right, no more employee sacrifices.
~~Harm's Way~~
The Sunnydale Herald is looking for at least one new editor. Contributing to the Herald is a great way to get your Buffy on! Find out more here.
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
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Ryan Summers: Vampire Slayer part 2: The Journey (Kennedy/Willow, T) by WitchBoy713
Paper butterflies, something amiss (Xander/Willow, T) by tinkerbellamy
Broken, But Still Good (Buffy/Faith, T) by A_World_Without_Shrimp
The Gift (Drusilla/Spike, T) by the_widow_twankey
Biased Conscience (Gen, Not rated) by Icymoonlight
Sneak Attack Behind the Slayer's Back (Gen, Not rated) by Icymoonlight
Superhero's Support System (Buffy&Willow&Xander&Giles, Not rated) by Icymoonlight
Peculiar Toys for Peculiar Battles (Buffy&Xander, Not rated) by Icymoonlight
Under One Roof (Giles&Ethan, G) by NAOA
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The nips! (Spike/Buffy, PG-13) by Desicat
[Chaptered Fiction]
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The World in Shadow Chapter 27 (Legion of superheroes crossover, FR18) by cmdruhura
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Chosen One 2: Welcome to the Hellmouth Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, R) by all_choseny
The Truth Shall Set You Free Chapter 15 (Buffy/Spike, R) by Geliot99
Death of a Slayer Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, Adult only) by To Be Hers
The Neighbor's Point of View Chapter 36 (Buffy/Spike, PG) by the_big_bad
The Plunge Chapter 36 (Buffy/Spike, PG) by Harlow Turner
Encased by Sunshine Chapter 23 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by acb6293
The Roads not taken Chapter 10 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by Lluvia
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Blood and Black Lace Chapter 3 (Buffy/Spike, R) by SlayrGrl
Keepsakes Chapter 48 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13) by violettathepiratequeen
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andrew is definitely in love with warren right? by Low-Cockroach-3141
Underrated funny quotes? by gd4x
One of the Funniest Moments From the Comics by CE-Nex
Lines you like so much you would get a tattoo of it? by chemeli888
My thoughts on Angel season 2! I got through this season a lot faster! by Quiet-Living8975
Scenes you think are over the top? by Opening_Knowledge868
buffy in fool for love by atlasshrugd
Watching with someone who's never seen it by SlytherKitty13
Really loved the first of the Boom! Comics runs! by donoho-59
Time travel fic recs? by Kirinin1
Weight of the World by BreakTacticF0
dawn is buffy's 'inner child' by atlasshrugd
what the heck was going on in s7??? by DrPepperEnthusiast17
Re-watching Waiting in the Wings by R0BBYDARK0
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Fuck Around and Find Out 20 ounce drinkware Tumbler
Shop 20-Ounce Fuck Around And Find Out tumbler. Two designs to chose from! This makes a great gift for Christmas, birthday gift or perfect gift for you! Keep your drinks cold or hot with uniquely designed tumbler! It is made of stainless steel and is double-wall insulated to keep your beverages hot or cold for hours! Nice slim style fits nicely in your hand and is the perfect size for your car cupholder. It comes with a straw and a spill-proof lid. This is a great gift for a great price!
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- Made using a sublimation printing process that can be more costly than other methods, but it lasts longer, and will not crack or peel over time.
Tumbler Care instructions: Hand wash only- Do not soak in water- Do not use any type of abrasive sponges - Avoiding extreme heat- Not placing in dishwasher as it can be exposed to high heat temperatures. - Never placing your tumbler into a microwave- Allow your tumbler, lid, and straw to air dry
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Shop 20-Ounce Fuck Around And Find Out tumbler. This makes a great gift for Christmas, birthday gift or perfect gift for you! Keep your drinks cold or hot with uniquely designed tumbler! It is made of stainless steel and is double-wall insulated to keep your beverages hot or cold for hours! Nice slim style fits nicely in your hand and is the perfect size for your car cupholder. It comes with a straw and a spill-proof lid. This is a great gift for a great price!
- This tumbler has a premium polymer coating which makes the design colors bright, clear, and complete with a beautiful glossy finish.
- The completely skinny straight shape makes it really easy to handle and even fit into your car drink holders.
- Can be used with Hot and Cold drinks.
- Made using a sublimation printing process that can be more costly than other methods, but it lasts longer, and will not crack or peel over time.
Tumbler Care instructions: Hand wash only- Do not soak in water- Do not use any type of abrasive sponges - Avoiding extreme heat- Not placing in dishwasher as it can be exposed to high heat temperatures. - Never placing your tumbler into a microwave- Allow your tumbler, lid, and straw to air dry
Due to different picture lighting settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.
After a package leaves my hands with the post office, Granny & Grandpa's Custom Creations is not held responsible. Current Turnaround Time due to upcoming Holidays - 1-5 Business Days. While we always use priority shipping options, once shipped we cannot guarantee delivery due to the backlog current being experienced USPS/UPS/FedEx. If you have a strict deadline, please message me when ordering so that I can note any rush requests. Ownership of packages turned over to USPS transfers to the Buyer. We are not responsible for lost, held, damaged packages or delayed packages, once your package(s) leaves our Shop it is completely out of our control. Thank you for understanding!
Thank you so much for supporting our "small Granny & Grandpa's Shop", we truly appreciate YOU!
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shopgiftssg · 5 months ago
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Cracking the Code: The Perfect Personalised Gift for Your Dad
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Finding the perfect gift for Dad can be quite the challenge, especially when you want something unique and memorable. Personalised gifts Singapore offer a fantastic solution. Here’s how you can crack the code to find that perfect present for your father.
Why Personalized Gifts for Dad in Singapore Are Special
Personalised gifts for dad in Singapore are more than just items; they are tokens of love and appreciation. Customised gifts show thoughtfulness and effort, making them ideal for expressing your sentiments. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just because, a personalised gift can make a world of difference.
The Emotional Impact of Customized Gifts for Dad
A gift that’s tailored specifically for Dad resonates on a deeper emotional level. It tells him that you’ve put thought into his likes and preferences. Customised gifts Singapore, such as engraved watches, photo books, or personalised mugs, can bring back cherished memories and create new ones.
Showcasing His Interests Through Personalized Gifts
Consider your dad’s hobbies and interests when selecting a personalised gift. Is he a golf enthusiast? A customised golf club with his name engraved could be perfect. Does he love cooking? A personalised apron with a funny quote or his name will surely bring a smile to his face. Personalised gifts in Singapore can be tailored to match any interest, making them truly special.
Practical Personalized Gifts That Dad Will Love
When choosing personalised gifts, practicality is key. Here are some ideas for gifts that are both thoughtful and useful:
Customised Phone Accessories: Phone cases or chargers with his initials or a special message.
Personalised Wallets: A sleek wallet engraved with his name or a short, heartfelt message.
Engraved Tools: If your dad loves DIY projects, personalised tools with his name can be both practical and sentimental.
Personalized Gifts That Enhance Daily Life
Think about gifts that Dad can use daily. A personalised travel mug for his morning coffee or a custom keychain can remind him of your love every day. These small, yet meaningful, items can make a significant impact.
Finding the Best Customised Gifts in Singapore
Singapore offers a plethora of options for finding the perfect personalised gifts. From online stores to local markets, you have a wide range to choose from.
Exploring Local Artisans and Online Stores
Local artisans in Singapore create beautiful, bespoke items that make excellent personalised gifts. Additionally, numerous online stores specialize in customised gifts, offering a convenient way to browse and purchase unique items.
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Plan Ahead: Personalized gifts often take time to create, so order in advance.
Think About His Preferences: Choose something that reflects his personality and interests.
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Wrapping It Up with a Personal Touch
The presentation of your gift is just as important as the gift itself. Consider unique and creative wrapping ideas that can enhance the overall experience. A handwritten note or a special box can add that extra touch of love and care.
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giftshopfestival · 5 months ago
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Gifting with a Twist: Unique Coffee Mug Ideas
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Are you tired of gifting the same old presents every Christmas? Looking to surprise your husband with something practical yet personal this year? Look no further than coffee mugs! They may seem simple, but the right mug can be an extraordinary gift. In this guide, we'll explore unique coffee mug ideas to make your husband's Christmas extra special.
Why Coffee Mugs Make Perfect Gifts
Practicality
Coffee mugs are a staple in any household. Whether your husband enjoys a strong espresso in the morning or a soothing herbal tea at night, a mug is an essential part of his daily routine. By gifting a high-quality mug, you're giving a present that will be used repeatedly.
Personalization
One of the best things about coffee mugs is the ability to personalize them. You can add a heartfelt message, a memorable photo, or a design that speaks to your husband's interests. This personal touch makes the gift more meaningful and memorable.
Affordability
Compared to other holiday gifts, coffee mugs are relatively inexpensive. You can even buy them in bulk to gift to multiple people without breaking the bank. This makes them an excellent option for those looking to give thoughtful gifts on a budget.
Versatility
Coffee mugs are suitable for everyone, regardless of age or gender. They're perfect for family members, friends, colleagues, or even as a Secret Santa gift. Their universal appeal makes them an easy and stress-free gifting option.
Types of Coffee Mugs to Consider
The Classic Coffee Mug
The classic coffee mug is a go-to gift for any occasion. You can choose from various sizes and designs to suit your husband's preferences. For added flair, consider a mug with a unique shape or an ergonomic handle for a comfortable grip.
The Travel Mug for On-the-Go Husbands
If your husband is always on the move, a travel mug is a practical and thoughtful gift. Look for options with spill-proof lids and insulation to keep his drink hot or cold. Some travel mugs even come with built-in stirrers or compartments for sugar and creamer, making them perfect for the busy professional.
The Insulated Mug for Outdoor Adventures
For husbands who love spending time outdoors, an insulated mug is a must-have. These mugs can keep drinks hot or cold for hours and are durable enough to withstand camping or hiking trips. Features like double-wall insulation and rugged exteriors make them perfect for any adventure.
The Latte Mug for Coffee Connoisseurs
Is your husband a latte lover? A latte mug would make a perfect gift. These mugs are taller and narrower than regular coffee mugs, making them ideal for lattes or other foamy drinks. Pair it with a milk frother or a bag of high-quality coffee beans for the ultimate gift set.
Unique Christmas Gift Ideas for Husbands in 2023
"Best Husband Ever" Mug
Show your appreciation for your husband with this simple yet sweet design. It's a daily reminder of how much he means to you and makes every morning special.
Personalized Couple Photo Mug
Choose a favorite photo of the two of you and have it printed on a mug. Every time he takes a sip, he'll be reminded of happy memories and the bond you share.
"World's Best Husband" Mug
Why not boost his ego a bit with a bold statement mug? This design lets your husband know that he's truly the best in the world.
Funny Quote Mug
If your husband has a good sense of humor, consider getting him a mug with a funny quote or pun. It's sure to make him laugh every time he uses it.
Christmas Theme Mug
Get into the holiday spirit with a Christmas-themed mug. Featuring festive designs like Santa Claus, reindeer, or snowflakes, these mugs are perfect for the season.
"King of the Grill" Mug
Does your husband love to barbecue? He'll appreciate this mug with a fun design related to his favorite hobby. It's a great way to celebrate his grilling skills.
Travel-Themed Mug
Is your husband always planning your next adventure? Consider getting him a mug with a map design or a quote about traveling. It's a perfect gift for the wanderlust soul.
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lemonadeindia · 6 months ago
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The Perfect Rakhi Gift for Your Sibling: Personalized Gifts from Lemonade India
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Raksha Bandhan, or Rakhi, is a cherished Indian festival that celebrates the bond between brothers and sisters. It's a day when sisters tie a sacred thread, or Rakhi, around their brothers' wrists, symbolizing love and protection. In return, brothers give gifts to their sisters as a token of their affection and a promise to protect them. With the festival just around the corner, finding the perfect Rakhi gift for your sister or brother can be a delightful yet daunting task. This year, make it extra special with personalized gifts from Lemonade India, a brand dedicated to crafting unique and memorable presents.
Why Choose Personalized Gifts? Personalized gifts hold a special place in our hearts. Unlike generic presents, they show the recipient that you put thought and effort into choosing something unique just for them. Whether it's a Rakhi gift for your sister or a Rakhi gift for your brother, personalized gifts convey your love and appreciation in a way that standard gifts cannot. They capture shared memories, inside jokes, and personal preferences, making the celebration of Raksha Bandhan even more meaningful.
Personalized Rakhi Gifts for Your Sister Finding the perfect Rakhi gift for your sister can be challenging, but personalized gifts from Lemonade India make it easier.
1. Customized Jewelry Jewelry is a classic gift choice for sisters, but personalized jewelry takes it to another level. Consider a necklace with her initials, a bracelet engraved with a special date, or earrings featuring her birthstone. These thoughtful touches make the jewelry uniquely hers, ensuring she will cherish it forever.
2. Photo Frames and Albums Capture your favorite memories together in a beautifully crafted photo frame or album. Lemonade India offers a range of customizable options, allowing you to add names, dates, and special messages. This is not just a gift; it's a keepsake that will remind her of your bond every time she looks at it.
3. Personalized Stationery If your sister loves to write or is an avid note-taker, personalized stationery is an excellent choice. You can customize notebooks, planners, and pens with her name or a motivational quote. It's a practical and thoughtful Rakhi gift that she can use daily, reminding her of your love and support.
Personalized Rakhi Gifts for Your Brother Brothers can be notoriously difficult to shop for, but personalized gifts from Lemonade India ensure you'll find something he'll love and appreciate. Here are some ideas:
1. Customized Wallets and Accessories A stylish wallet or accessory with his initials or a meaningful date engraved on it makes a sophisticated and personal Rakhi gift for your brother. Consider pairing it with a personalized keychain or a monogrammed belt for a complete set.
2. Personalized Mugs and Drinkware If your brother enjoys his morning coffee or evening tea, a personalized mug can be a delightful gift. You can add his name, a funny quote, or even a photo to make it uniquely his. Lemonade India also offers personalized water bottles and travel mugs, perfect for brothers on the go.
3. Custom T-Shirts and Apparel Clothing with a personal touch can be both fun and fashionable. Create a custom t-shirt with a design that reflects his personality, interests, or an inside joke between the two of you. It's a practical gift that adds a bit of fun to his wardrobe.
The Lemonade India Experience Lemonade India is committed to providing high-quality, personalized gifts that make every occasion special. Their user-friendly website makes it easy to browse and customize a wide range of products. Here are some reasons why Lemonade India is the perfect choice for your Rakhi gift needs:
1. Wide Range of Products From jewelry and accessories to home decor and stationery, Lemonade India offers a diverse selection of personalized gifts. You're sure to find something that matches your sibling's tastes and interests.
2. High-Quality Materials Lemonade India prides itself on using premium materials to ensure that every gift is durable and beautifully crafted. Whether it's a piece of jewelry or a custom mug, you can trust that your gift will stand the test of time.
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Conclusion This Raksha Bandhan, make your gift stand out with personalized presents from Lemonade India. Whether you're searching for the perfect Rakhi gift for your sister or a thoughtful Rakhi gift for your brother, personalized gifts show your love and appreciation in a unique and meaningful way. With a wide range of high-quality products and an easy customization process, Lemonade India is your go-to destination for all your Rakhi gifting needs. Celebrate the bond of love and protection with a gift that your sibling will treasure forever.
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breezypunk · 1 year ago
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Hi I have this questions for Vaughn:
🎀Do they have something they collect? {Stamps, rocks, stickers, etc} 🍕What's their guilty pleasure food? 🍄Say it's their love interests' birthday, how would they celebrate it?
Thank you! :3
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🎀Do they have something they collect? {Stamps, rocks, stickers, etc}
Since Vaughn is a coffee-holic, I came up with a HC that he collects fun mugs! Not just any random mugs, but cute mugs with funny quotes, logo's, or just cool one's that he thinks are worth collecting. He has cartoon mugs, mugs in the shapes of animals, he and Goro have a matching cat mug (but Vaughn's is red and Goro's is black), he has an Aldecaldo's mug that Panam made for him. Whenever he traveled, he bought mugs from antique shops. he has a whole cabinet filled with them! :)
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🍕What's their guilty pleasure food?
;) Pineapple pizza.
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🍄Say it's their love interests' birthday, how would they celebrate it?
Probably go out for a long walk on the beach, watching the sunset. Maybe go to their favorite little park where the cherry blossoms are and sit and enjoy the nice breeze. They don't care much for materialistic things, they don't go to dinner's or fancy places, it's not their style. Vaughn one year threw Goro a surprise party at the 'Caldo's camp and it was wonderful, watching him feel so incredibly loved by his new found family. It's why Vaughn did it :3 Just spending time together is the best gift Goro could receive honestly. And how his birthday ends? Well ;)
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jellycaustic · 11 months ago
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Chapter 2 - "Roast Mutton"
There was a fearful mess in the room, and piles of unwashed crocks in the kitchen.
This is in contrast to their hair-raising spic-and-span cleaning last night. Dwarves play fast and loose with guest obligations.
"Bravo!" said Balin who was standing at the inn door looking out for him.
Balin must have watched Bilbo's whole mad dash, and sounds pretty amused :D
There was a very small pony, apparently for Bilbo.
It's just funny that Bilbo is so small he can't even ride a normal-sized pony. Really puts Bullroarer's immensity into perspective.
His only comfort was he couldn't be mistaken for a dwarf, as he had no beard.
Does he not wish to be mistaken for a dwarf as a matter of general course, or does this come specifically after being familiarized with Thorin & Co.?
They had not been riding very long, when up came Gandalf very splendid on a white horse. He had brought a lot of pocket-handkerchiefs, and Bilbo's pipe and tobacco.
A kind gesture, no doubt. Now, did Gandalf remain behind knowing that gathering Bilbo's effects would take longer than 10 minutes, or did he also enjoy sending him off to run? Or did he not want to give him a ride on his horse? Or some combination?
At first they had passed through hobbit-lands, a wide respectable country inhabited by decent folk, with good roads, an inn or too, and now and then a dwarf or a farmer ambling by on business.
So dwarves aren't uncommon in hobbit-lands, though other races do seem to be.
Also the mischief seemed to have got into the fire. Dwarves can make a fire almost anywhere out of almost anything, wind or no wind; but they could not do it that night, not even Oin and Gloin, who were especially good at it. Then one of the ponies took fright at nothing and bolted.
This doesn't sound purely mundane. Actually, it doesn't really sound like the trolls, either. The pony, maybe, though the trolls are still far off, but surely trolls don't have a fire-damping AoE.
Others said: "These parts are none too well known, and are too near the mountains. Travellers seldom come this way now. The old maps are no use: things have changed for the worse and the road is unguarded. They have seldom even heard of the king round here, and the less inquisitive you are as you go along, the less trouble you are likely to find."
What makes the mountains scary? Trolls? Smaug? And by the way, which king?
"Bilbo Baggins, a bur--a hobbit," said poor Bilbo,
He's warming up to his role pretty quickly! This and his decision to pickpocket the trolls.
"And I won't take that from you, Bill Huggins," says Bert, and puts his fist in William's eye.
Trolls seem to just spring fully formed from the mountains, with names and identities and clothes and appreciation of food and wealth. Why is this sentence in present tense?
Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).
This despite not recognizing a hobbit at all. I wonder if it's anything to do with the dwarves' mining activities.
"Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!" said a voice that sounded like William's. But it wasn't.
I'm not quoting it all, but Gandalf must be a pretty good imitator, getting all the trolls' voices, including the accent, well enough to trick them even while they're on guard for more voices from the shadows. The only question is if that's magic, or a mundane party trick.
They searched about, and soon found the marks of trolls' stony boots going away through the trees. He held out a largish key, though no doubt William had thought it very small and secret. It must have fallen out of his pocket, very luckily, before he was turned to stone.
So trolls have stony boots even before turning to stone themselves, and it sounds like their clothes turn to stone with them? That or the lucky part is just that falling to the ground made the key more noticeable. My guess is that the key is a secret from the other trolls, but if it's meant to be hidden in the event of a mugging, it raises the question of what would scare a troll. Particularly given that so far the only way to fight a troll has been with trickery.
"As I was saying I met two of Elrond's people. They were hurrying along for fear of the trolls. It was they who told me that three of them had come down from the mountains and settled in the woods not far from the road: they had frightened everyone away from the district, and they waylaid strangers."
Even elves fear trolls, and their emergence from the mountains is an event worth noticing. Trolls are an uncommon and fearsome sight. Also, someone's got close enough to confirm their number.
So, I love The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings, but I haven't read them since I was a kid. Obviously, a reread is in order, and that's how I'm getting myself out of my months-long non-reading rut. To increase my absorption and retention, I'm also doing a book journal! And at my dear bestie @hartmannyoukaigirl's suggestion 💖, I'm posting a bit of it here.
This will just be some noteworthy quotes and a bit of my thoughts on them. If something I mentioned seems obvious, it's because it's been such a long time. If I don't mention something, it might be because I've already seen it discussed around here frequently or otherwise that it's obvious, or that I've noted the quote for myself but don't have anything to say about it.
The Hobbit, Chapter 1 - "An Unexpected Party"
There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off. one morning long ago in the quiet of the world, when there was less noise and more green, and the hobbits were still numerous and prosperous
These quotes make it sound like The Hobbit would have taken place on Earth, not Middle Earth, like a more usual fairy tale with imps and brownies and the implication that if you believe hard enough maybe you can still see them. Placing it in Middle Earth makes it sound like inter-racial relations declined some time after the events of LotR. Sad to imagine :(
It was often said (in other families) that long ago one of the Took ancestors must have taken a fairy wife. That was, of course, absurd, but certainly there was still something not entirely hobbitlike about them, and once in a while members of the Took-clan would go and have adventures.
Of course this quote has been discussed endlessly, but I'm just going to say that given that a fairy wife is clearly absurd, and yet the Tooks are certainly unhobbitlike, I have to wonder what the true reason is for their proclivities. And is the absurdity of a fairy wife the existence of fairies or the willingness of a hobbit to marry one?
"Not the Gandalf who was responsible for so many quiet lads and lasses going off into the Blue for mad adventures? Anything from climbing trees to visiting elves--or sailing in ships, sailing to other shores! Bless me, life used to be quite inter--I mean, you used to upset things badly in these parts once upon a time."
Even climbing a tree is an adventure. What occasion did Gandalf have to cause a hobbit to climb a tree? Was that even intended as an adventure or was it just so bizarre that it stuck in Bilbo's memory? Hobbits have visited elves, perhaps as recently as within the last 50 years. Were these "quiet" hobbits the aforementioned Tooks, or genuinely respectable and supposedly entirely unadventurous hobbits? And Bilbo is clearly more adventurous then he'd like to believe; is that just his Tookishness or is that common to even ordinary hobbits?
"Dwalin and Balin here already, I see," said Kili. "Some four, I should say by the sound," said Fili. "Besides, we saw them coming along behind us in the distance."
I'm not quoting it all, but the dwarves all come in separate small groups, and though travelling close together, aren't coordinated. A measure to avoid the unlucky thirteen?
On silver necklaces they strung The flowering stars, on crowns they hung The dragon-fire, in twisted wire They meshed the light of moon and sun
The Silmarils?
As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic moving through him, a fierce and a jealous love, the desire of the hearts of dwarves. Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.
The dwarven song is explicitly magical.
they were all looking at him with eyes shining in the dark. "We like the dark," said all the dwarves.
Dwarves have reflective eyes, perhaps night vision.
"Where are you going?" said Thorin, in a tone that seemed to show that he guessed both halves of the hobbit's mind.
Given his smoke ring games with Gandalf, Thorin definitely has magic about him. I'm sure Bilbo is easy to read, but it's also possible that this is better than a guess.
"may the hair on his toes never fall out!"
Is that a genuine hobbitish blessing, or is Thorin guessing? He could be assuming an analogy with dwarvish beards. Bilbo doesn't comment on it.
"If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes. There is a lot more in him than you guess, and a deal more than he has any idea of himself. You may (possibly) all live to thank me yet." "That would be no good," said the wizard, "not without a mighty Warrior, even a Hero. I tried to find one; but warriors are busy fighting one another in distant lands, and in this neighborhood heroes are scarce, or simply not to be found." "That is why I settled on burglary--especially when I remembered the existence of a Side-door."
Gandalf clearly appreciates the importance of Roles. I suspect this passage had a great influence on Terry Pratchett.
"From what it says on the map I should guess there is a closed door which has been made to look exactly like the side of the Mountain. That is the usual dwarves' method-- I think that is right, isn't it?"
Gandalf sounds like he's unsure... but he's been around enough that I'm surprised by that. I think that, actually, he may be explicitly giving Thorin the opportunity to confirm him so as not to be speaking over a very important dwarf about a matter of dwarvish culture.
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