#Fullmetal bartenders

[somerandomcockroach]

This fricking new au by Keferon *happy little noices*

[aghostsnail]

hey so remember when I said I had things to do and was ignoring @keferon s fishie au

oops

TO BE FAIR!!

IT REMINDS ME OF PLATFORMER GAMES so OBVIOUSLY I pulled up a ton of references and went hell yeah let's draw some apocalyptic ponyo 8bit art

which I don't know how to do...

and now I wanna draw more realllly bad

and animate them...which I also don't know how to do...

[cosmique-oddity]

Quick Blurrfish AU drawing :3

@keferon 🫡 I’m multitasking my hyperfixation, watching J Decker at the same time, I love all the team…..for what I saw they have a very strong attachment towards eachother and I love this aspect a lot

[keferon]

A bunch of doodles because I got inspired but the fic SSTP wrote~

[saltynsassy31]

Posted the fanfiction based on this post to my ao3

Au belongs to @keferon (sorry for the tag again lol) go check them out for more fun aus

"Wave To Me"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63403465

[iconicanemone]

“Good human”

When the human so clever, Blurr just has to give him praise. What did Swerve do to deserve it? Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blurrfish for @keferon.

[corvus-divum]

" Moon, a hole of light

Through the big top tent up high

Here before and after me

Shinin' down on me "

- My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski

A little doodle between commission work of the blorbos that I've grown to love and care for by @keferon :>>

[awpollar]

I want them to laugh together and dance around a living room

[dreamer-in-the-mainframe]

(Image ID: a colored drawing of Blurr and Swerve from user keferon's Mecha AU for Transformers. They are on a couch in a dark room. Swerve is sitting on one end of the couch, with Blurr curled up and half laying in his lap. Swerve is clearly flustered, blushing and thinking "oh god oh fuck". Blurr is asleep. End ID.)

*coughs* so this was supposed to be a quick sketch.

Characters are from the collective Mecha AU efforts led by @keferon, scene is from this fic in particular. I'm slowly figuring out how I want to draw... several characters from this, so hopefully will have more stuff soon!

[blue-mirage]

Gala night for @keferon Mecha AU be like

Based on this post: this post

Also thought First Aid would get drunk at the gala then go into Vortex to vent about how boring the party was and how much he didn’t want to be there. He just seems like the type who definitely hates social gatherings lol

And Swerve would be in full panic mode at all times seeing Blurr. The fanfics get better every single day.

[somerandomcockroach]

Have been moving and cleaning drafts, found doodles

Also found when wanted to make Prowl or Jazz with bicycle alt, started with Prowl and understood "Wait, I headcanon that Prowl is better at shooting, it's better for him to shoot while riding since he sucks at the rest"

And also. Senator Shockwave is. He is so harmonical in biology scientist setting in my head and according palettes. Like, I don't know, most of the times when I try to imagine him with backgrounds I always look at something alive, green, growing. If I remember correctly in IDW he said that would have liked to be one and explore world. This man could get so much more...

[icypolargirl78]

tumblr is being a bitch about linking the fic. so um. i guess i'm shoving it here. read under the cut! here's the ao3 link too if you wanna drop by *taps fingers*

But I look so much more handsome now!

Blurr/Swerve

1.4k words

Gen fic. No smut here. Just some stupid stuff based off of the canon information that Swerve keeps this stupid ass photo of Blurr on his person XD

"Swerve, what is this?"

Blurr was looking at his own face. That wasn't unusual, Blurr did that every day when he looked in the mirror. No, this instance of his face was captured on a datapad, grainy and cracked like Swerve had been carrying it through the war. Given the blocky squares of his helm in the photo, he probably had. He hadn't seen his face looking like that in ages.

"Um..." Swerve had that nervous look on his face that he always did when Blurr found some remnant of his fanboy days. It was an awkward expression, like Swerve wanted to crawl into a hole and die, but Blurr found it oddly cute. It was like looking at a turbohound who'd ripped up the carpet. "Well that's just... I mean- It's- I just- You weren't supposed to-"

"Swerve." Blurr set down the datapad, his own face stared back up at him. It was weird, not the photo itself, Blurr knew exactly how many pictures Swerve had saved of him, but the act of looking at what he used to look like was just an overall disconcerting experience. He never liked looking back, always racing forward. "Calm down."

Swerve's chassis rattled. "Right, um. It's..." His faceplate turned several shades bluer. "Iusedtokeepthatinmysubspaceduringthewar." He stammered out, looking anywhere but at Blurr. There were a few moments of quiet. "You weren't supposed to see that." Swerve muttered, sounding utterly miserable.

"Why is it so bad?" Blurr looked back down at the photo. He wasn't going to call his old frame ugly, but it certainly wasn't up to the standards of his current form, at least in his qualified opinion.

"Bad?!" Swerve looked agast. "That's you!"

"Yes, and I think it looks bad." Blurr sighed. "I certainly don't look as fabulous as I do nowadays."

Swerve gaped, mouth open and for once in his life, looking completely unsure of what to say. "Bad?!" He repeated again. "You're saying it looks bad."

"Well." Blurr sniffed. "There are certainly better photos of me."

"You're insane." Swerve stared. "You think you look bad?!"

"I don't know much more clear I can get Swerve." Blurr picked up the datapad, tapping on the photo. "Surely we can just get rid of this one and you can take a new one to look at when I'm not around."

"NO!" Swerve yelped like Blurr had suggested they execute someone. "DON'T!" He leaned forward, arm outstretched for the datapad.

Blurr swung his arm upwards and Swerve toppled face first into his chassis. The minibot looked up at him and Blurr felt himself overcome with the urge to kiss him. It wasn't his fault, Swerve's utter desperation had a unique kind of attraction to it and he made such cute little squeaks when they smooched too! There was a muffled groan as Swerve's hand made continued attempts at grabbing the datapad, now far out of reach even with Blurr kneeling to be more at hie height.

"What was that?" He asked, half heartedly patting the little roof that sheltered Swerve's helm.

"Don't delete it." Swerve uncovered his face and oh... Swerve's visor was overflowing, and he sniffled as Blurr looked down in concern.

"Swerve. It's just a photo." Blurr said gently. "And you have the real thing right in front of you."

"I-I-" Swerve sniffled again, hand still flailing for the datapad. "But I like it, and I don't want you to delete it!"

Blurr sighed. When they'd first started dating, Swerve had shyly shown Blurr his rather sizeable collection of posters, merchandise, and other such paraphernalia all plastered with his own face. It had been just a little creepy and Blurr had almost considered dumping him right there on the spot.

He'd dealt with his fair share of crazy fans, but Swerve had something that most didn't; an ounce of self awareness. He'd seemed to realise that Blurr maybe found his collection just a tad bit strange and immediately backtracked.

They'd had a long and rather boring conversation about healthy boundaries after that. Swerve had assured Blurr that he wasn't just dating him because he was a former star, and he especially wasn't dating him just because of a silly fan crush. Blurr still avoided the part of their house that held all that merchandise, but he wasn't as off put by it anymore. And though he would never admit it, Blurr enjoyed the boost to his ego whenever Swerve would ramble on and on about some random race that he could barely remember.

"Again." He pointed out. "You've got the real thing right in front of you."

"But I liked your old frame!" Swerve had now clambered up so he was sitting in Blurr's lap, arms and legs wrapped around Blurr's waist and torso respectively, like those silly Earth animals that were called bears, but weren't actually bears.

Blurr wrinkled his olfactory. "But it's so outdated." Speed was all the rage nowadays. The Velocitronians who moved to Cybertron had brought much of their racing culture with them and Blurr had finally allowed Knockout to trim down some of his armour. It wasn't much, but the lack of inbuilt weapons was a nice change of pace. "And I looked so blocky."

"Nooooo~ You looked so handsome!" Swerve fiddled with the seams on Blurr's chestplate, stubby fingers poking at wires. It didn't feel like much of anything but Blurr thought it sweet nonetheless.

"As opposed to right now?"

"You know that's not what I meant."

"Why this one? I know you've got more saved somewhere." Swerve blushed again and this time Blurr could feel the woosh of hot air as it was expelled from Swerve's systems.

"It's the first one I ever took of you."

Blurr couldn't help it, he laughed.

"Don't laugh!" Swerve moaned in despair. "It's not funny!"

Blurr laughed harder. "It is just a little bit funny." He patted Swerve's kibble again. "And it's cute how attached you are."

"I'm not cute." Swerve pouted, which just made him cuter.

"You are." Blurr smirked.

"You're so mean." Swerve huffed dramatically. "Can't believe Blurr, hero of the people is an asshole who teases and bullies his partner."

"Uh huh. C'mhere you." Blurr set the datapad down, shifting his arms so he could pull Swerve up and smooch him stupid. The minibot let out one of those adorable squeaks as soon as Blurr started to press his lips all over his visor.

"Assault!" Swerve cried, half laughing as Blurr continued to pepper affection across his face. "You're smudging my visor! This is cruel and unusual punishment!!!"

"I'm very cruel." Blurr got to his pedes, feeling just a little smug when Swerve clung to his shoulder pauldrons. He got why Roadbuster liked carrying around his teammates now, it was very nice to just hold Swerve in his arms. He stooped and grabbed the datapad from the floor. "Now to just delete this-"

Swerve's hand shot out and snatched the datapad. Blurr barely had time to react before it vanished into Swerve's subspace and was permanently locked out of his reach. "It's mine." Swerve grinned, triumphant and looking all too pleased with himself. "And I'm keeping it forever!"

Blurr sighed. "Fine, suit yourself, but I still don't understand why you'd want to."

"For the memories!" Swerve leaned up and pecked Blurr's cheek. "It's nice to remember what you looked like before you got all streamlined."

"I was streamlined back then." Blurr countered, walking towards their room.

"Ugh, but not like you are now. You're all sharp edges and smooth plating, You were very handsome all blocky and stuff."

"Aw I'm glad you think so~" Blurr leaned down and kissed Swerve again.

"I've always thought you were handsome." Swerve grinned when Blurr pulled back. "And I'll keep saying it until you believe it."

"I never said I didn't believe it. I'm just more beautiful now than I was then."

"If you say so." Swerve grinned mischievously. "But I think your current blue is a little tacky, don't you?"

"Tacky?" Blurr clicked his glossa. "That's not what you were telling me the other day."

"I've changed my mind." Swerve snickered. "You're horribly tacky, too much teal." He leaned forward so his visor was level with Blurr's optics. He could see all the tiny mechanisms inside of Swerve's optical suite, the dials and gears and little sensors that all spun into motion as Blurr kept looking further. Sometimes he thought he could see inside of Swerve's helm, get a look at his brain module through the gaps, but it was just a trick of the light. "Blurr?" Swerve asked, vents hitching as Blurr leaned forward.

"You're so stupid." Blurr sighed, connecting their lips even as Swerve let out a retort. It was nice, not quite chaste but not heated in any way. "I love you."

When he finally pulled back, Swerve looked stunned. "I love you too." He giggled. "And I take it back, you're not tacky."

[cosmique-oddity]

Starlight - Blurr and Swerve

Ooooohhh it was a long project !

It all started with my will to make a playlist for every pairing/group of this AU i found/hj. Starlight was an epiphany for me, because i could find a meaning for ALL THE LYRICS with Blurr and Swerve.

This Video is a lot of love for the ship AND certainly for YOUR A.U. Keferon, and your brain, and your style, and Tapa.....

All of these hearts and love are presently tapped together with my non existent animation skills (i just make comics lmao...some of my dearly beloved friends teached me how to edit. And its ugly)

*slap the animation* look how much hyperfixation this bad boy can fit in !!

I’ll credit basically all the people who send asks and arts about the gay bartenders, because I took references and ideas of a lot of them :))

Like the shockwave part or at the end, where we see the ‘real’ (?) Swerve.

I’ll credit @keferon because that’s his AU hehe but also @somerandomcockroach who fed me with their incredible artstyle, it’s so incredible the job you guys do, I’m amazed….!

Some cuts I like behind this one !

This scene is based of the ‘I see you Jake’ scene from Avatar (movie with the Naavis) because it’s kind of them for me. Blurr is even Blue !

Shockwave. Make a short appearance but I love his character. And I love drawing him. He is terrifying.

And finally swerve…..Ah swerve……I loved drawing his bedroom hehe. I never draw Background !

Im stupid because what do you mean I wanna try animation and go straight for the 3:00 minute song ???

And I learned how to make the characters slide like PowerPoint half way HAHA

I don’t care, I loved doing that ❤️

[keferon]

Okay im still thinking about Blurr being cancelled on fish twitter

Do you think they call him whatever the mer equivalent of a furry is & make fancam edits of him and Swerve lol

Wait i know how we can angst this, Blurr has a stalker who is Hella Jealous

Lmao Swerve discovering fish-internet only to get smacked in his face with hundreds of edits of him and Blurr. Someone is making fanart of him thinking he's Blurr's new pet or something. Someone is drawing his Mer sona.

Someone is writing hella weird fic with them dying and being reborn in Naruto universe.

And then there's fish eko activists who are trying to cancel Blurr for messing with nature and being a bad role model or something ahaha

[potato-sauce]

The song Talk Too Much by COIN is so Fullmetal bartenders

(Please give it a listen it is genuinely a banger and very Blurve? I cant remember the ship name besides Fullmetal bartenders WHEEZE)

[cosmique-oddity]

BRO.

Bro bro BRO YOU CANT DROP A MASTERCLASS LIKE THAT ??

This is SoooooooOOOOOOOOOOO COOL !

As an addict to their Ship, and to Blurr and Swerve separately

IM SO WELL FED.

THANK YOU

Oh man, I am so happy to have holidays cause I didn't draw this much in a very long time! I made a little "Blurr rescues Swerve" comic for the "tf mecha universe AU" I kinda needed a Mecha!Swerve design for it, so I tried to design something, I hope that's okay! He scanned Blurr's mecha so he got some of its trades :D Also, I don't know if the shoulder blasters make sense at all... maybe they are moveable...?

Comic under the cut! Maybe content warning: mild and sketchy gore? Otherwise it's more on the fun side :D

That's it for now! And I tried to make Blurve Naruto-run in the last panel, but I'm not sure if I succeeded. I think a connected Blurr/Swerve brain would Naruro-run everywhere :D (maybe Deadlock will join the naruto-fun if they'll ever meet!) TF mecha Universe by @keferon