#Fucked up stuff👍

[catnykit]

whump idea #1

woods+maggots+insanity? Not a good deal.

"Your stories are messed up" darling before knowing the whump community they were FUCKED UP,Now atleast I have to put a fucking category....

TW: READ THE TAGS.

I remember having this daydream/idea about one of my characters lost in the forest and having a "mindless episode"(i dont know,It could be psychosis,Drunkness,absolute and raw insanity,starvation,Delirium,mind control,You call it) but they find this weird ass pile of maggots. And eat it. And this was horrible because the maggots quickly squirm and start sparcing throught the MC's body like a virus. Tearing apart organs and tissue inside-to-outside. They start to feel sick in only some minutes after their conciousness come back. This alredy sounds enough agonazing,But to stress it even more,They were lost in the middle of nowhere,Their whimpers and struggles falling on deaf ears. They are supposed to die slowly and alone... BUT but,the good or worst part is the fact that,they didnt died like that!!! some maggots for some reason decided to go for the throat and lungs because Idfk they liked it there🤷‍♀️. so,Instead of getting eated alive painfully slowly they instead suffocate to death. Yes And,To stress this EVEN MORE is the fact that,No matter what was it,The "mindless episode" is a signal of probabily mentally unwell. Someone enough psychologically injured to go savague on the woods and dies in an HORRIBLE way,Without no one to help them. And even if someome did save them,This psycologicall injury would make it harder for anyone to help,ESPECIALLY if the deranged person is agressive even in great pain. So yeah,Thanks for coming to my ted talk about this whump daydream of long ago :3

[sciderman]

Which do you prefer, Spideypool or Poolverine?

glances at my decade-long running spider-man and deadpool blog

...hm. good question. i'll have to think about th

[marclef]

So Eyhm is obviously scared of cucumbers but what if I put one next to Fake Peppino? Will he also be scared or will he just eat it

the Fakey Boy would never turn down a fresh pepino 😋✨

(though to be fair, if it was an actual snake he'd probably still eat it.)

[laugtherhyena]

Oh right uhh, Kokoro lives in -2+2 (And Emma, and also Hibiki)

[overly-verbose]

A whole lot of the next Part is literally just;

Everyone else's brains: *the entirety of the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney OST intensifies*

Meanwhile, SIkuna's brain: *the Wii theme song (occasionally interrupted by falling_metal_pipe_sound.mp3) starts playing*

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[moe-broey]

More of this fuckass outfit.

[ssspringroll]

A himbo, as promised

This look is what happens when you try to be Y2K but youve only ever seen Earth in vintage tourism brochures

[dennisboobs]

the funniest thing about writing charden is that they can either fucknasty with approximately zero leadup or be like two opposing magnets that I'm trying to push together

[decoy-sammy]

Heh... Guess whose making pop corn right now..

ME. _I'M_ MAKING POPCORN! >:D

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

(guy who has so many things he needs to do but is failing at all of them voice) everything in this world is rotten and i;m doomed to suffer forever.. and not even in a sexy way.

[dixidin]

Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era

[codecicle]

so not misclick meetup. Unfortunately

the actual scream of joy i just let out I can't fucking believe them

[batri-jopa]

Take this letter... what's your name?

Fanart of Maurice (1987), dir. James Ivory with Mrs pigeon-Durham and Alec sparrow-Scudder

Oh no, not #bird version Maurice now! It's not my fault, voices made me do it!

@morulezopelforever happy now?

[cementcornfield]

good lord my inbox is a mess lmao

[thegreatestheaver]

reblog to slap her bald head

[mokeonn]

I think the frustrating thing about Spotify recommendations is sometimes it really does introduce me to lots of cool Indie Bands that I really vibe with and allow me to try some new stuff and sometimes it keeps telling me that I need to Listen to Mother Mother (I have not listened to Mother Mother ever and at this point I never will because it is a pride thing.)

Or a random unfunny tiktok joke song from 3 years ago/ a viral YouTube song from over a decade ago.