#Fuck this shit.

[painterofhorizons]

1am, me ready to go to sleep after a nice night of gaming

Spider on the bathroom wall: exist and moves. Relatively big for my taste.

Pulse: nearing heart attack

Reaction 1: freeze and go blank about what to do

Reaction 2: get gloves, a chair and a garbage bag and kill the damn thing

Repeating like a mantra: I rather see the spider and deal with it than not seeing it and having it live in my flat and get bigger.

1:03am: nowhere near ready to go to sleep anymore

😭

[haneys]

BILLY STARTED REWATCHING HOUSE WITHOUT ME litersly never trust anybody everyone lies.

[gorgugplushie]

tell ruby i love her (grabs my face and theres graphic tearing flesh sounds as i rip my self asunder to the bone

[textheslightlymorelimited]

Well, this is a new experience. I had to write a Text for Sports Class. Today, my Teacher comes up to me and my Team with who I wrote said text, and asks us:

„Hey, are you sure you didnt use ChatGPT? I ran it through a Detector and it came back positive.“

I did not use ChatGPT. I made extra Care to write it as grammatically correct as possible. We got rid of some of my Quirks when writing Texts. We sat there in Discord for a good few hours, just writing.

I want to stab someone because of this Shit.

[meraxes-of-new-albion]

PSA if you're on Android and using the app, don't update

You can't swipe to look at multiple pictures in a post anymore because (get this) a swipe will throw you into tumblr live with no warning.

Yeah. No. Bad. If I wanted to be on tiktok I would be on tiktok.

@staff @support @changes

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[sreegs]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[lynayru]

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

[ninjamonkeystudios]

Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.

[queenstravelingdarling]

Adulthood is a whole scam.

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY