#Fuck this shit.

[painterofhorizons]

1am, me ready to go to sleep after a nice night of gaming

Spider on the bathroom wall: exist and moves. Relatively big for my taste.

Pulse: nearing heart attack

Reaction 1: freeze and go blank about what to do

Reaction 2: get gloves, a chair and a garbage bag and kill the damn thing

Repeating like a mantra: I rather see the spider and deal with it than not seeing it and having it live in my flat and get bigger.

1:03am: nowhere near ready to go to sleep anymore

😭

[haneys]

BILLY STARTED REWATCHING HOUSE WITHOUT ME litersly never trust anybody everyone lies.

[gorgugplushie]

tell ruby i love her (grabs my face and theres graphic tearing flesh sounds as i rip my self asunder to the bone

[textheslightlymorelimited]

Well, this is a new experience. I had to write a Text for Sports Class. Today, my Teacher comes up to me and my Team with who I wrote said text, and asks us:

„Hey, are you sure you didnt use ChatGPT? I ran it through a Detector and it came back positive.“

I did not use ChatGPT. I made extra Care to write it as grammatically correct as possible. We got rid of some of my Quirks when writing Texts. We sat there in Discord for a good few hours, just writing.

I want to stab someone because of this Shit.

[meraxes-of-new-albion]

PSA if you're on Android and using the app, don't update

You can't swipe to look at multiple pictures in a post anymore because (get this) a swipe will throw you into tumblr live with no warning.

Yeah. No. Bad. If I wanted to be on tiktok I would be on tiktok.

@staff @support @changes

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[alkemylabz]

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

anyway post cancelled. look at mysterious green glacier mice move across the ice in formation

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[sreegs]

[graveyarrdshift]

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕