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painterofhorizons · 6 months ago

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1am, me ready to go to sleep after a nice night of gaming

Spider on the bathroom wall: exist and moves. Relatively big for my taste.

Pulse: nearing heart attack

Reaction 1: freeze and go blank about what to do

Reaction 2: get gloves, a chair and a garbage bag and kill the damn thing

Repeating like a mantra: I rather see the spider and deal with it than not seeing it and having it live in my flat and get bigger.

1:03am: nowhere near ready to go to sleep anymore

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#Cw spider #Listen im so arachnophobic you have no idea and it's really not funny #I'm not sure where the mf came from and I'm afraid to ask #So not funny #I hate this #Fuck this #Fuck this so much #Sometimes it feels like the biggest downtime of living alone is to have to deal with everything on your own #No sharing strengths and weaknesses #Every bad day every shit thing every goddamn spider I have to deal with on my own without having anyone who could help #Fuck this shit.

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frat-house-collective · 1 month ago

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I fucking hate nazis.

#fuck this shit.#vagueposting #this is targeted #the frat house yaps

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gorgugplushie · 1 year ago

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tell ruby i love her (grabs my face and theres graphic tearing flesh sounds as i rip my self asunder to the bone

#gorgug txt.#Guys.#Fuck this shit.#Bruh #Bruhhh #acoc lb

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textheslightlymorelimited · 2 years ago

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Well, this is a new experience. I had to write a Text for Sports Class. Today, my Teacher comes up to me and my Team with who I wrote said text, and asks us:

„Hey, are you sure you didnt use ChatGPT? I ran it through a Detector and it came back positive.“

I did not use ChatGPT. I made extra Care to write it as grammatically correct as possible. We got rid of some of my Quirks when writing Texts. We sat there in Discord for a good few hours, just writing.

I want to stab someone because of this Shit.

#TEx texts texts #Fuck this shit.#Rant

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meraxes-of-new-albion · 2 years ago

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PSA if you're on Android and using the app, don't update

You can't swipe to look at multiple pictures in a post anymore because (get this) a swipe will throw you into tumblr live with no warning.

Yeah. No. Bad. If I wanted to be on tiktok I would be on tiktok.

@staff @support @changes

#android app #tumblr live #fuck this shit.

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graveyarrdshift · 2 months ago

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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

#they say this shit for doing the most ordinary things and being a human being with fucking needs #and then they pretend to be progressive while they promote conservatism and trad wife bullshit #you're a fucking disgrace to feminism. stop fucking dumbifying yourself #pls dont let ***** find this post dhfjsjfjsbj #rambles

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bloodbending · 2 months ago

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol #that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard #remember fuck the technocracy 🫶

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threeicedcreams · 1 month ago

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #call to the void #holy shit someone was told to design it like that. to specifically include those bars #jesus fucking christ

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word-count-bullet-count · 6 months ago

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that #can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit #chivalry #arthuriana #maybe even #paladin #edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting #knightposting #second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc #morghen coded #compilation post

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cidthecoatrack-blog · 11 months ago

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#voyager 1 #programming #holy fucking shit

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daylighteclipsed · 1 year ago

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL