#Frogified

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Frogify

That gnat was still hovering by the venison, and now both looked delicious.

Artist: Chris Seaman TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[frogifying-posts]

Hello all,

I frogify posts!

To give you an example:

My other gimmick:

@the-official-uk-of-britain

Feel free to send me posts to frogify, but please make sure it is frogify-able.

My inspiration was @maryland-officially, who started doing blackout poetry❤

Thank you!

[koszmarnybudyn]

Finally got to finish this little neverafter lineup. I listened to the first episode and i really liked it so here is my interpretation of the charakters. Idk why but it turned out more cartonish then my usual style.

Also the color pallets i choose:

[godzexperiment]

i like how there is just seemingly no explanation for the Froggening *tm* plus most people seem to just not be mentioning it lmao so like psst it's just one of tunglr's silly little event widgets for anybody wondering:

-is like the bells/snowflakes, you click+hover or use number keys and they make different pitched ribbits (if you click to release them) will be up in the bar there/occupy the emptier space that is there to the left -typically the reason is uncovered by now or obvious but for whatever reason this one is like hush hush+seemingly random

[frogifying-posts]

Frog

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

[bird-the-introvert]

you.

yes you. You are

A frog.

[pobblebonked]

kiss that frogifies you!

commission for demigloop on twitter

[faithschaffer]

Day 19- Sword of the Alchemist

Sword- The Lily Lance

When a bored socialite got into alchemy as a quirky hobby, he accidentally turned himself into a frog with his first potion and lacked the skills to change himself back. After numerous failed attempts to de-frogify he shrugged and rolled with his new appearance, commissioning this sword to enhance his theme. 

[lmkwarriorcats]

Sandy is here now! And mo (frogified)

[somethingwittyandweird]

Swordtember 2023 Final Collage

Here's the final results for this year's Swordtember! As always it's been a delight to do. When I first saw the prompt was based around owners/wielders (something I knew I wouldn't be drawing) I wasn't sure if I'd like it as well as previous lists. But I'm proud nonetheless of where the ideas have taken me. Huge thanks to all my friends for supporting me and having nice things to say! Until next time.

Here's a link to the master list of every individual post.

Blurbs for all the swords are under the cut.

Witch- This sword belongs to the sole occupant of an eerie wooden hovel on the far edge of a bog. The runes traced on its blade glow unnervingly, and it reeks of indistinguishable concoctions. Though it isn’t wielded by a trained warrior or a paragon of physical strength, this weapon should be respected and feared by anyone who wants to retain their non-frogified form.

Wizard- This sword belongs to a wizard known by many names-  Olórin, Mithrandir, Grey Pilgrim, the Grey, the White, servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor, or simply Gandalf. A relic of the First Age of Middle-Earth, its blue-tinged bladed bears its name in runes: Glamdring, the Foe-Hammer.

Rogue- This sword belongs to a marine mercenary who frequents the disreputable dockside taverns of a port town to ply his trade. For the right price, his services cover everything from larceny to bodyguarding to assassination. His techniques may not be the most refined, but the damage inflicted by the wicked hook of his blade is evidence enough that they are brutally effective.

Dragonslayer- This sword belongs to a reclusive warrior of countless years. Long ago were the days when dragons roamed the sky in great number. This warrior is among the few survivors of the band who came together to drive the dragons into parts unknown. The jade of this sword hums with the energy needed to pierce through any dragon’s magical resistance.

Spymaster- This sword belongs to a royal spymaster and never leaves their side. Though its wielder operates as much in light as they do in shadow, this sword still conceals a few tricks- namely, the hidden compartment in the hilt used to subtly transport written plans or occasionally crucial devices. The symbol on the hilt is used as an identifying sign by their agents.

Knight Errant- This sword belongs to a paragon of the chivalric age. Wandering the lands without castle or title, this knight seeks only to live by the ideals of the code, providing for the unfortunate and thwarting the wicked. It’s rumored that once the knight has wandered long enough to purge their past misdeeds completely, they may at long last witness the incomparable relic they once sought so fervently- none other than the Holy Grail.

Oracle- This sword belongs to a priestess who dwells in an ancient temple. Archaic in appearance, temperament, and vocabulary, she speaks the words of the visions that come to her- not always to the pleasure of those who came seeking them. The sword is her defense against any pilgrim that might unwisely choose to violently object to the sights she sees. In more normal circumstances, the sword itself is used to channel oracular magic through the lens inset in the blade.

Jester- This sword contains the essence of Marx, an innocuous-seeming jester who once schemed to gain ultimate power over the world of Popstar with a wish. Revealed in his true form, his glittering wings reflected prismatically, and the stars of the Milky Way swirled behind him. He was defeated by Kirby, who returned triumphantly home and proceeded to take a nap.

Royal Hunt Leader- This sword belongs to a well respected huntmaster, proud owner of several breeds of hunting hounds. The leather wrapping on its horn hilt matches the leather collars in place on the dog heads carved at either end of the crosspiece. It’s said that between her dogs’ uncanny tracking and her own keen intuition, there’s no place in the royal lands she doesn’t know. 

Healer- This sword belongs to a pragmatic and dependable cleric of a sun deity. The runes on its crosspiece allow them to channel divine magic through the weapon- but, if that well of power is overdrawn, the bandages and spare flask of potion are helpful as backups for tight situations.

Queen- This sword is one of a pair. A more offensively balanced blade, its wielder prefers to make the first move.

King- This sword is one of a pair. A defensively balanced blade, its wielder prefers to let enemies come to them.

Royal Heir- This sword has been passed down from ancient times, but the ages have not dulled its blade or its shine. The gemstone inset in its crosspiece holds a magic that can only be awoken by a member of the Laputian royal bloodline.

Royal Guard- This sword is a hypothetical fusion of the Royal Guard’s Sword and the Master Sword. A sufficiently skilled smith may well have been able to fashion a replica of the latter in the style of the former, if calamity had not struck.

Enchanter- This sword was commissioned from a master weaponsmith and enchanter, who was instructed to provide as many sockets for magic gems as possible. This blade boasts a whopping 16 available sockets, well above the count that would normally be advisable. The fact that the weapon still remains as stable as it does is a testament to the enchanter’s craft.

River-spirit- Infused with the energy of a whitewater river, this sword surges fiercely in its holder’s grasp, and churning spray constantly emanates from it. Whoever would hope to wield this blade must possess sufficient strength to keep the rapids’ coursing power in line.

Forest Spirit- This sword belongs to an elusive guardian of the forest who shows no mercy to trespassers or those with ill intent. Though some believe her to be a human living among the wilds, others are convinced she must be a spirit- no mortal could move as quickly, travel as unerringly, and vanish away so entirely. No encounter with her has lasted long enough to produce a certain answer.

Bard- This sword belongs to Red, previously a lauded singer before her voice was stolen in a botched altercation. She wields this weapon, the Transistor, in an effort to strike back against those who took that from her. A familiar voice speaks from within the blade to to guide her.

Alchemist- This sword belongs to an enterprising alchemist who spends a good deal of time away from their facilities. Rather than carry pre-brewed potions, they've installed an apparatus that can draw from flasks of certain base essentia to synthesize any needed brews on the fly.

Summoner- This sword belongs to a mage tasked with defending a kingdom by calling upon allies from distant worlds. It has historically taken many forms, but has appeared in this day and age as a sword. Its centerpiece forms a socket for the focus the mage uses to summon.

Mermaid- This sword appears to have been assembled using a shattered bowsprit from a shipwreck. It washed ashore and sparked debate on whether it was a prank or if a real mermaid could have made it. If so, the question is: just how big was that mermaid?

Vampire- This sword belongs to a particularly vain vampire noble, who takes every opportunity to show it off. The markings on the blade are enchanted to glow according to the phase of the moon. 

Vampire Hunter- This sword belongs to a well-traveled warrior who has sworn an oath to use the power of the sun to vanquish the creatures of the night. Monsters and dark creatures alike recoil at the sight of this whip-like blade.

Barbarian- This sword belongs to a brash, impatient barbarian who wields it with reckless abandon. Thanks to a combination of heavy use and unwillingness to bother with whetstones, its owner has dulled many blades in the past. He was finally convinced to take up a weapon that could still be effective while unsharpened. 

Inquisitor- This sword is issued to the heavily armored Inquisitors of an unnamed sect. Though their rank is Inquisitor, they actually do very little questioning themselves- instead their role is largely to impose, intimidate, and where necessary, put their heavy blades to use in rooting out dissension.

Artificer- This sword belongs to a tinkerer with an incessant desire for improvement. Its modular design allows it to change forms between longsword and greatsword as the situation calls for it. In its larger form, its crystalline power source is visible.

Assassin- This sword belongs to a lethal covert operative. Its ethereal blade can be summoned or dispelled at will, and makes short work of even heavy armor- the blade passes through it as if it weren't even there.

Druid- This sword was recovered from the remnants of a standing stone circle. Its weathered shape is covered with signs of age, faded mystic carvings, and mossy patches. Its original owner is lost to time, but the one who wields it now gives new life to the ancient druidic lineage.

Paladin- This blade belongs to a zealous warrior who has sworn an oath to bring light to the dark places of the world. Radiant power infuses this blade at all times, causing it to emit a constant glow and a holy aura.

Necromancer- This sword, in the shape of a looming, leering skull, is carried by a wicked practitioner of dark magic. The bite of this blade isn't to be feared, but the withering curse it inflicts on its victims most certainly is.

[curiosityschild]

Amphibiuary Day 27 - Self

It’s me! :D Frogified!

[littjara-mirrorlake]

Oh these are great ideas mechanically! My own brainstorming kept stepping on the toes of Merfolk (which they have, for some reason...) because I was thinking about the slow and ominous creep of the sea engulfing all land -> turning lands into Islands -> islandwalk. Which is a Merfolk thing already.

Simic self mill is a cool idea especially because there is precedent for it on Innistrad already.

They're even weird slimy creatures in (what I assume to be) the drownyards of Nephalia!

Ever think about how elves went extinct on Innistrad (according to the OG Innistrad style guide and the PAX 2011 worldbuilding panel)?

I also got shown this recent video by The Red Bobcat talking about how there's no obvious creature type in Simic in Innistrad, despite every other color having a fairly clear unifying theme. Their conclusion was that Innistrad's Simic creatures are wizards, which makes a lot of sense.

However these two things came together to form a new theory that is mostly baseless but interesting to think about, which is that maybe elves had filled the Simic creature niche on Innistrad, before they died out. I know that elves are usually in Golgari, but on Innistrad that overlaps with the forest horrors of the Ulvenwald. And Simic elves aren't unheard of either, as Ravnican elves are spread over Sultai colors.

I wish we knew more about the extinct elves of Innistrad, and the legacy (if any) they left behind. Do the humans remember them? What had their relationship to humans been? What happened to their cities, monuments, libraries? Could some of the zombies necromancers raise, drawn from places like bogs where decay simply stops, be elves?

If the elves were blue-aligned, I also can't help but connect them to the small glimpse of classic sea monster/pseudo-Lovecraftian horror that we see native to Innistrad (as opposed to external, as Emrakul was). Like the elves, the oceanic gods of Innistrad are ancient, long-forgotten by most, and very underexplored in canon.

What if we can't see the remnants of the elves because their cities were drowned?

[melodyfrogface]

Trans Frog Streamer Needs Help

It really pains me to have to do this, especially since I haven't been able to stream much lately. I promise once I'm back on my feet and have more free time, I'll get back into things in full force.

If anyone is able to help support me, I'm in a big rough patch right now. My "real" job has been giving me the bare minimum hours for the past 2 months, and a majority of my free time is taken up working on my family's farm. My parents insist that as long as I live with them I have to help work in the field and greenhouses, basically as much as possible. It's often multiple hours in the sun doing physical labor and heavy lifting. They don't pay me at all for this.

If anyone's able & willing to toss a few bucks my way so I can afford gas and start saving up funds again, it would be immensely appreciated. Realistically, no amount of money will "fix" this situation unless I can afford to move out entirely and get a better job elsewhere, but at least right now, any amount helps.

As a thank you/incentive so I don't feel like I'm just taking your money, to anyone who donates $10 or more: I'm offering to Frogify your OC or sona, like I did for my Frogathon back in March. If you're interested, just give me a way to contact you (tumblr, discord, email, etc) in your tipping message

Here are some examples! More complex designs just means it'll take more time, but if you want specific details like markings or accessories just let me know!

[theunwellkingdom]

Card Showcase: Fish Drop

Enchantment — Aura 057/275 Common

Flash Enchant creature, Concentration (If enchanted creature is dealt damage or targeted by a spell or ability, sacrifice this enchantment.) Enchanted creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Fish with base power and toughness 1/1 and flying. It phases out.

Fish Drop depicts a very specific moment during our campaign! Once, while fighting a monster out in the Painted Wastes, Garp Garp had a devious idea that would cost all of his remaining spell slots. First, he polymorphed the monster into an ordinary fish. Then, he cast Dimension Door to open a portal as high as he could directly upwards, grabbed the fish, and walked through. Once up in the sky, he dropped the fish and feather-fell away, cackling as it plummeted to the ground for maximum fall damage!

The card version of this is an example of a Concentration Aura designed to be placed on an opponent's creature. These variations require more immediate impact, since opponents will have a much easier time targeting their own creatures to break the spell (especially in a set filled with Inspiration tokens and Equipment). So in the case of Fish Drop, it acts as a Frogify-style debuff, but it also phases the creature out completely! This guarantees at least one turn with it out of the way before it has the chance to be targeted by anything!

[xanderlovesluigi]

drew luigi with my persona a little while back and i also frogified him!! dont mind me being obsessed my autism is like going so hard on luigi rn

[princeofmadnessandotherthings]

My lord, I have returned from my attempt to frogify the high king. It- did not go well.

Any chance you could make me a new arm?? I'll make another brain pie if I have to.

Ooh, another brain pie would be wonderful! Bring it to Haskill or one of My shrines once you've made it!

Let Me know if you would like an Amber or Madness arm. I'll have either Dumag gro-Bonk or Cutter forge you a new arm.