#Friendo and Buddy vs the world!

[axolinaaxolotl]

WIP… i’ll finish it… when i do… yehh

[imlovethomassanders]

All names the Sides and Thomas have called each other (As of “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

I rewatched the whole series to make this list (I mean I was going to anyways...)((I might’ve missed some okay but this is definitely most of them))

Logan

Teach (from Patton and Thomas in “The MIND vs. The HEART” and Patton again in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Teacher Dude (from Thomas in “The MIND vs. The HEART”)

Kiddo (from Patton on multiple occasions)

Mr. Gloomy-Gus Teacher (from Patton in “Growing Up”)

Pocket Protector (from Virgil in “Growing Up”)

Nerd (from Roman in “Making Some Changes” and “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning” and again in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness) )

Calculator Watch (from Roman in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Erlenmeyer Trash (from Roman in “Fitting In”)

My hero (from Patton in “Fitting In”)

Specs (from Roman in “MOVING ON, PART 1/2″)

Sub-astute teacher (from Roman in “MOVING ON, PART 1/2″)

Buddy (from Roman in “MOVING ON, PART 2/2″ and “Can LYING Be Good” and also from Virgil in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Microsoft Nerd  (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Microsoft Turd (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Drama Turd (from Roman in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Pat (from Roman when he mixed the two together in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Mr. Smartypants (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Geed Squad/Squadless Geek (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Pain in the Nexus Instruments (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Dad (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Egghead (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Daddy (by Patton in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

No Funsen Honeydew...Doo (from Roman in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

L (from Virgil in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Iron Giant nerd (from Roman in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Stinky poo-poo side (real mature) (from Deceit in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

The tardy teacher (from Virgil in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

Dork/whale penis (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Nerdy Wolverine (from Remus and Roman in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Roman

Prince Dude (from Thomas in “Taking on ANXIETY”)

Princey (from all of them multiple times.  It’s basically his name.)

Sir Sing-A-Lot (from Virgil in “Losing My Motivation”)

Sir Sing-A-Long (himself in Losing My Motivation” (he misspoke Virgil’s nickname))

Kiddo (from Patton on multiple occasions)

Prince Underarm Stink (from Virgil in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Slugger (from Patton in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Half-wit (from Logan in “Making Some Changes”)

Meta Knight (from Virgil in “Making Some Changes”)

Romano (from Virgil in “MOVING ON, Part 1/2″)

You malodorous scent-urion (from Logan in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Mr. Doodooface McGee (from Thomas to Roman playing Joan/Thomas’s boss in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Little Bratty Baby (from Logan in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Prep (from Logan in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Bud (from Thomas in “Crofters - The MUSICAL” and “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Daddy (by Patton in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Dr. Do-The-Most (from Virgil in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Your Honor (in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

The One and Lonely (from himself in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)(bby no)

The first most handsome prince in the world (from Patton in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness”)

Knucklehead (from Patton in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness”)

Brave, Handsome, Unbeatable (from Patton in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

The Prince (from Thomas in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Cain (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Roman lettuce (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Doofus (from Virgil in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Patton

Dad Guy (from Thomas in “The MIND vs. The HEART”)

Daddy (heh) (From Logan in “Losing My Motivation”)

Newsie-Hipster-Theatre Geek-Mark from Rent (from Roman in “Losing My Motivation”)

Pouty McSpecs (from Roman in “Sanders Sides Q&A”)

Cardigan-Clad-Clod (from Logan in “My NEGATIVE Thinking”

Softest Little Puffball (from Roman in “Fitting In”)

Padre (from Roman in “Fitting In”)

Happy-Pappy-Patton (given to himself in “MOVING ON, PART 2/2″)

Papa (from Thomas in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Buddy (from Thomas to Deceit disguised as Patton in “Can LYING Be Good” and then again this time to actual Patton in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

Popstar (from Virgil in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

JJ (from Roman in “EMBARRASSING PHASES”)

Dad (from Roman in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

Sssssssuck up (from Deceit in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

Honey (from Deceit in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness”)

Pleeb (from Roman in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

The Mayor of Much-kin Land (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Such a dad (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Bud (from Thomas in ”Putting Others First”)

Lilypadton (from when he turns into a frog in “Putting Others First”)

Little guy... or Big Frog (from Janus in “Putting Others First”)

Rosy-Cheeked Ribbeter (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Virgil

Emo Nightmare (from Roman in “A New Year of Lying to Myself...”)

Hot Topic (from Roman in “Alone on VALENTINE’S DAY”)

Big Guy (from Patton in “Losing My Motivation”)

Sunshine (from Roman in “Losing My Motivation”)

Kiddo (from Patton on multiple occasions)

My Chemically Imbalanced Romance (from Roman in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Negative Nancy (from Roman in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Jason Toddler (from Roman in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Jerky McJerkface (from Roman in “Am I ORIGINAL”)

Surly Temple (from Roman in “Growing Up”)

JD-lightful (from Roman in “Making Some Change”)

Dr. Gloom (from Roman in “Becoming a CARTOON”)

Marilyn Morose (from Roman in “Becoming a CARTOON”)

Fairest of them all (from Roman in “Becoming a CARTOON”)

Count Woe-laf (from Roman in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 1/2″)

Gloomy Goober (from Patton in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 1/2″)

My Dark Strange Son (from Patton in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Poor little anxious baby (from Patton in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Brad Pitiful (from Roman in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Worry wart (from Thomas in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Virge (given by himself in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″ and repeated by Thomas a few times, and called that by Roman in Flirting with Social Anxiety)

Friendo (from Roman in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 2/2″)

Panic! At the Everywhere (from Roman in “Fitting In”)

Sweet and Sour misunderstood Shadowling (from Patton in “Fitting In”)

My child (from Patton in “Fitting In” and “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Jack Smellington (from Roman in “MOVING ON, Part 1/2″)

My boy (from Patton in “MOVING ON, PART 2/2″)

Incredible Sulk (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Charlie Frown (from Roman in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Buddy (from Deceit disguised as Patton in Can LYING Be Good”)

Shadowy but angelic songbird (from Patton in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Vomedy Central (from Roman in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Cute lil’ muffin (from Patton in “Learning New Things About Ourselves”)

Bud (from Thomas in “EMBARRASSING PHASES”)

Bat-winged cherub (from Patton in “EMBARRASSING PHASES”)

Bad boy (from Patton in in “EMBARRASSING PHASES”)

Trifling ass-sailant of my emotions (from Thomas in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness”)

One Angry Man (from Deceit in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness”)

Pleeb (from Roman in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

The Purp Man (from Thomas in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Tickle Me Emo (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Tiger (from Roman in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Gerard Gay (from Roman in Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Captain Blunderpants (this may have been directed at Thomas? not completely sure. from Roman in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Bird Brain (from Roman in “Flirting with Social Anxiety)

Emo (from Roman in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Deceit Janus

Jack the Fibber (from Roman in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Slippery snake (from Thomas in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Slimy boy (from Thomas in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Harvey Dense (from Virgil in “EMBARRASSING PHASES”)

Dr. Trick-le and Mr. Lies (from Roman in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

A snake (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Scute-bellied Tyrant (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Reptilian Rapscallion (from Roman in ‘Putting Others First”)

Reptilian with scallions (from Patton in “Putting Others First”)

Subterfuge Specialist (from himself in “Putting Others First”)

Lord of the Lies (from himself in “Putting Others First”)

The actual snake on the plane (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

This morality-fighting snake on this metaphorical plane (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Faux-gan (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Snake (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Banana-conda (from Roman in “Putting Others First”)

Evil snake boy (from Thomas in “Putting Others First”)

Just a snake boy >:3 (from himself in “Putting Others First”)

Thomas

Tony (from Patton in “My True Identity”)

Kid (from Virgil in “Taking on ANXIETY”)

Son (from Patton in ‘The MIND vs. The HEART”)

Kiddo (from Patton on multiple occasions)

Our Little Guy (from Patton in “The MIND vs. The HEART”)

Darude Sanderstorm (from Joan in “Growing Up”)

Mr. Sanders (in “Growing Up”)

Mr. T (from Roman in “ACCEPTING ANXIETY, PART 1/2″)

Tom (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Thomathy (from Patton in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Tommy Salami  (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Tomalomadingdong  (from Patton in ��12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Thomas the Dank Engine  (from Roman in “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”)

Thomas Slamders (from Roman/Joan/Thomas’s boss in “Can LYING Be Good”)

Great man baby (from Roman in “Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning”)

Sweetie (from Deceit in “Selfishness vs. Selflessness)

Pleeb (from Roman in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Dude (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Prude (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

B*tch (from Remus in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Dr. Seuss (from Remus in Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Grandpa (from Roman in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

Sanders (from Virgil in “Flirting with Social Anxiety”)

The Duke/Remus

Bro (maybe? I can’t tell if Roman is singing bro or whoa in his bit in the song. From “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Your creativity (from himself in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Potty-mouth (from Patton in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Roman’s twin (from Logan in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

The unloved brother from the Genesis (from himself in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Abel (from himself in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

You bastard (from Virgil in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

Dukey (from Thomas and Roman in “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”)

[sapphireorison]

Hey so for the fusion ask: Literally anything to do with Star Wars.

Gasp. Star Wars. Yes, @per-aspera-ad-tenebrae! 

Oh my goodness, my favorite thing is to fling BJT characters right into space. Er. You get what I mean. :D

(ETA: I added a cut because holy crap this is like a million words.)

Jedi

Jedi first because otherwise some of my character notes will make no sense.

So ‘The Force’ isn’t all that fancy when literally all the humans can do the thing. But, Sith & Jedi are legendary, yeah? So. What if. Tapping the Force is basically just like a shot of the Black straight into the Jedi/Sith’s veins? An infinite well of power that, if channeled long enough, will rip through and sear you from the inside out.  The mysticisms of Force users could basically be how to buffer the mind so it doesn’t just pop. Or. Uh. Consume you whole. Because, like. Force users dying and poofing? Could easily be the Darkness snapping them up then and there for finally losing hold of their control of the Black. No chalice shattering here, just straight up fried into atoms in the backlash. (Sort of like…what the Ebony does even to someone who wears it.)

So there’s still a sense of ‘strong in the force,’ sure, but if they’re artificially tapping the Black, then that can be through a mechanism that informs how much potential they have to actually survive contact (and for how long). A Force user certainly can’t keep it in a reservoir like they do own power and use it for incidentals, but they can descend past their inner webs to gather it up without breaking themselves. It would make sense to me that this is: ridiculously rare, worth stealing people over during the decline of the Jedi council, and be extremely hard to fight because it honestly can’t be real that’s impossible. Plus, if the Force can sort of…eliminate a certain kind of power imbalance, then lightsaber skills and stamina and adroitness with the Force become the real distinguishing factors in a conflict between Force users. 

Also—ALSO—I considered having Jedi be related to Black Widows in some way, but…Black Widows are a mundane spookiness and everyone can scent them. They don’t fill quite the same niche as Force users do in Star Wars. So while I think that Force-sensitive Black Widows are probably terrifying as FUCK (…Tersa. Tersa absolutely, and we’re…encouraged to think she would have worn the Black, so, uh), I think that they probably have a range of castes. Because, like, can you imagine a Force-sensitive Priestess? Like, Priestesses’ whole schtick is to commune with the Darkness, and the Force is basically like undiluted Darkness. It’s probably the most popular Jedi caste. The not-Force-sensitive types that are almost Force-sensitive are probably often Priestesses or Princes.

Lightsabers: So kyber crystals are clear Jewels that don’t behave like normal ones, but are capable of being channeled through. (Posit: scales of an entirely different and very specific dragon?) Lightsabers turn the color of whatever Jewel’s used to power it (sort of, Opals and Darkside are the exceptions), consume power like a fucking hog, and are cranky if tried to be manipulated by non-Force users because they really only respond to the Black. Also, a force user is more likely to use their Birthright to power the thing until a point at which they finally come to terms with the crystal (through some manner of growth—personal, mental, or otherwise) and are capable of using their Descent+Black, because it is muy difícil. The colors go wonky (and really vibrant) when it’s Black+a Light Jewel, and Opals have a cool effect and can be manipulated to pick a color, and Sith get a weird bleed effect b/c the Darkness is cranky about being channeled by the Tainted, but otherwise. (And that’s also why it’s like, Palpatine? Dude wears the Rose. He is the least likely dude to be a Sith. Oh ho ho.)(Also like. Include an EXTENDED ConVERSATIOn here re: Jedi vs Sith and balance-to-the-force epic narrative, etc, and how with a Tainted Blood concept of corruption means that the original Sith might not…actually…have had Red lightsabers and isn’t THAT something an in-world historian might find really interesting!)

Original Trilogy Humans

Leia —Purple dusk to Sapphire Queen – I waffled a bit here on making her a Priestess, actually, because that would be interesting. She struggles with diplomacy just a smidgen, has a natural Force link, and ends up leading by spit, vinegar, and sheer cussed force of personality. I stuck with Queen because of her mum, though, and because she seems to naturally draw people in. And honestly, if Han’s never been up close and personal with a Queen, that alone would probably be enough to cross all his wires and confuse the hell out of him about where they stand w/r/t each other.

Luke — Summer-sky to Green Prince – So, Luke just has this edge of sweetness to him, imho. He has to force himself up to the killing edge, and he backs away from it awful quickly. Even when he’s grumpy. And he has a measure of natural golden-retriever charisma and control that I associate with Princes. However! If I wanted to make things hard for him, I’d absolutely make him a WP, and make Tatooine one of the majority-Light-Jeweled Rim Worlds filled with species that don’t even wear Jewels and have zero idea how to handle the caste. Both possible castes then share the idea that his constant and repeated decisions to drop the fuck back and re-evaluate are hard-won wisdoms not just due to Yoda’s five minutes of fundamentals-and-trolling but because he’s making connections between what he did then to what he has to do now.  

Han —Yellow to Summer-sky Warlord – Oh man. Oh buddy. Han. Friendo. He’s in over his head in every sense of the word. The thing is, he ramps up flying by the seat of his pants into an art form! He’s an idiot and a genius and has no idea what to do with these infuriating people who make him Feel Things and Do Stuff. He’s just a dude with a jalopy and a large, hairy minder and now he’s destroying the Death Star and marrying the princess, like you do. He’s not a towering, mythical badass, he just fell in love and that was it for him.

Lando — Purple Dusk to Blood Opal Warlord Prince — Dude knows how to rock capes and is a damn good leader. I feel like Lando’s really the only one of the group of them who has a grasp of his caste. He’s got that protective edge that the others have but have to actually refine, and just about all the times we see him, he’s doing something gutsy and often sharply compassionate. 

Prequel Fam Humans

Anakin — Sapphire to Red Warlord Prince — Outside of Rey and Yoda, I think Anakin’s the highest ranking of the lot, honestly. Because the thing is, the Jedi Counsel wants him, and badly. He’s strong in the Force, sure, and letting anyone with the ability to wield the Black untrained is asking for trouble (and a Sith), but if he also is a Birthright Sapphire???? With the possibility that he’s going to become the Ebon-gray?! (Even if that…doesn’t happen.) Like. The kiddo is packing some serious mojo and the Jedi Counsel is…in decline no matter that they refuse to know that. But also the prospect of helping him hone the a Black-backed EG is like. Scary as hell. Let’s just. Give him to old Qui-gon and call it good. Qui-gon’s not a terrible teacher and he’s Dark Jeweled (Sapphire) it’ll be fine.

Padme — Blood Opal to Sapphire Queen — I mean. Small bb Padme was put in charge of a planet long before she would have been ready to make her offering. Her whole thing only gets more deliciously complicated if you consider the idea that while Queens are possibly not exactly rare on Naboo, that their method of choosing who to rule and where and how is…complicated. Like, if I were going to build an interesting storyline for Padme, I’d actually rock right on back and set up WHY she’s an undescended AND in charge, in contravention of most societies preference that a Queen usually makes her Offering and sets up her court in that order. At that point, the answer is probably Black Widows (:D) and Naboo Queens tie their Jewels into planet itself so that diplomat-Queens and ruling Queens need to not have had that happen yet or they would be extremely restricted in their ability to leave (which…would be bad for various reasons). Padme was probably putting off getting tie to Naboo after her Offering by her strong opinions about the Senate (and all the other Naboo Queens were probably like: she fell in love with some idiot on another planet, I bet you MONEY).

Obi Wan — Tiger eye to Summer-sky Warlord — Oh no. Oh no. Obi-wan’s got to try and run herd on a Sapphire-Jeweled rugrat who could run rings around him already through his frankly terrifying natural use of the Force, plus the Black Widows on the Council are making all sorts of dire predictions out of their Tangled Webs. He’s fine though. This is fine. He’ll just have to do his best and hope that no subtle, shadowy influence are lurking that might make his job raising an emotionally scarred and insufficiently supported little boy harder!

Sequel Trilogy Humans

Rey — Opal to Red Witch — Rey might be a Black Widow, because in BJT Craft==Science, but honestly, she strikes me as more like the kind of free-agent that Surreal is in the books. Also, and more importantly, growing up on Jakku without any sort of training on how to manage poisons (and the fact it’s a…desert…without plants…or…a lot of humans) she would have probably straight up just died. I like the idea that Opal’s get a kalaidescope-effect in their ‘sabers, so that she’d end up with the blue/green color at first, but that she’d also end up with just…a bright-ass BLAZING red ‘saber when she sorts out her shit. Not because she’s tipped over into Sith-ville, but it’s enough to make people take a second look to see if it’s Tainted-Red or that bright-burning Red of a balanced Force user. Since we don’t have the last movie, I can only speculate that there’s a balancing moment, and I feel like it would be really interesting in-universe to see her rip out one of these puppies and have the baddies go ‘!!!!!! :D :D :D’ and then ‘D: D: D: D:’ basically immediately. 

Finn — Opal to Blood Opal Warlord (…pending…further info re: characterization.) — Because the thing is, Finn was also just a dude, much like Han, and made a choice to foist all the bullshit right over the edge. Plus, I have a theory that…psychological hardship forces the Blood to spend valuable mental growth and strengthening on repair. So that the First Order is actually full of a LOT of ‘double Jewel’ people whose Descended rank is the same as their Birthrights. But this is also: he can use a lightsaber and it can be any-damn-color he wants it to be, because his whole storyline is about finding out who he is outside of the Order, discovering how to navigate towards both the greater good as well as the personal, and forging his own path. The blue/green of Rey’s might be his initial pick, but just think of a rippling Opal blade. Ahh, how wonderful. I’ve only seen glimpses of his RotS promo pics, so I might fiddle with his caste depending on revelations/actions there, but part of the ‘Warlord’ here is that Finn’s just a dude like Han’s just a dude. Making important choices and becoming a big damn hero because of it.

Poe —Tiger-eye to Purple Dusk Prince — He’s essentially Leia’s heir, makin’ mistakes and getting messy. I honestly don’t think he’s a WP, nor do I think he’s Dark Jeweled. I could definitely be convinced around to a Sapphire, though. The thing is, though, that he’s a flyboy with a strength of personality that I feel like is more important as a good leader than raw power, especially when he’s trying to learn how to save lives as well as win. It’s…a different path, I think, than BJT canon itself takes with respect to power and faith and revolution, but I feel like it’s an important one. Especially in the echoed ending of…gosh, which one was it where they show the glorious little glimpses of the future. Tiny Force-sensitives and the idea that the spark of the future could live in anyone. Anyways—I feel like there’s a certain sense that characters whose strengths are NOT powered in some manner by their in-universe magic can afford to be Light Jeweled in a narrative sense.

Rose — Rose to Summer-sky Black Widow — Honestly, this is where my Craft==Science things come right in. I have a…whole thing…that I’m actually using for a fic. But the general idea is that if you use Craft to fly your ships, then it makes sense to have Black Widows (trained or not) there to maintain the webs that keep everything going. That necessitates a lot of people who have some notion on how to build very simple webs and that Han and Rey actually probably have a decent grasp on a lot of basic spell webs just as a natural consequence of being tech-oriented. But. Like. Rose is trained! She’s official! She’s got the hourglass and everything! And I couldn’t resist giving her the birthright Rose. Being a BW probably runs in her family, so her nana did one of those birth-omen Tangled Webs and her parents were like ‘!!Then let’s name her Rose!!’ and her nana is like, “Please name her something that’s not her Jewel. You managed it for Paige.” Her nana has been rolling her eyes ever since, but Rose is her favorite anyway. 

Kylo — Opal to Sapphire Warlord Prince — So I’m torn. In the interest of narrative resonance and rivalry with Rey, I’m Very Tempted to make him also Opal to Red, but he’s got this weird…superiority-inferiority-entitlement thing going on that having him wear the Sapphire is like…indicative of his mental state. Also, his parents were Summer-sky and Sapphire. There’s a certain amount of ‘genetic power pool’ thing going on (We get it in the BJT with Black+Red == EG while Black+??(probably Black)==Darker Black) Even though I really like having powerful antagonists because I like when the heroes actually have to do a bit of a struggle to win (and the Gray is v. tempting to give him), I think it suits his narrative that he’s just…not as powerful in a general sense as Anakin, and that it’s his atrocities that make him scary. That he’s choosing to do all this bad shit and it’s not a function of the power he’s born with, but that he’s misusing that power in more and more dramatic ways.

Nonhuman Friends: 

Yoda – Guess whose race is long-lived? THIS GUY. Does not have Birthright/Descent or human caste, but he does wear a Gray Jewel. How he got it is lost, along with the rest of his kind. Is it a Birthright? Why only one? Did he get broken at some point? How would he wear the Gray if that was the case? All a mystery. Very mysterious. Also, he can pick the color of his lightsaber(?!) and thinks green flatters his eyes. 

Chewie – Wookies have a completely different caste system (the only one that might have a human analogy is close to Warlord Prince)(I really don’t know enough about Wookies, tbh T_T). So let’s say they’re sort of…middle-lived. Not as long as long-lived, not as short as short-lived. They also have ‘sets’ of Jewels that descend independently of one another. Birthright set: Yellow and Summer-sky. Descent Set: Tiger-eye and Green, but they have to give up the Birthright set as part of their Offering to the Darkness (and the ritual is different and takes longer, ofc). They big! They stronk! They seem to break the ‘can only descend three ranks’ thing of humans but no! No, because each Jewel is given in Offering independently and their humanoid mind can still only just hold two at a time. A Legendary Gray and Black Dark Jeweled Tactical Wookie would be terrifying as fuck. 

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So yes! That’s it! If you have different ideas/elaborations, I’d love to hear them. This is just my notions off the top of my head. :D 

(And okay all of the fandom headcanons are going to be equally as ridiculous and longwinded as this one, so I might…do them over time. I have seen the requests, tho! And I will do all of them! Because this is…my favorite thing to do. XD Ty for sending me fandoms!! )

[grifalinas]

I haven't seen anyone ask this for the ask meme yet but: James Ironwood?

Not this time around they haven’t.

favorite thing about them: -distant gay sobbing-

least favorite thing about them: James. Buddy. Pal. Friendo. Beloved husband of my heart and soul... please stop hitting on Glynda

favorite line: “Ozpin, the girl! I can explain!” (The world’s going to hell? Let’s just make sure daddy isn’t angry about my robot daughter.)

brOTP: James and Glynda owns my heart and soul

OTP: James/a flannel lumberjack shirt with the sleeves rolled up (oh and I guess Ironqrow is pretty cool too or something)

nOTP: Why do people ship him with Winter WHY

random headcanon: There’s a fuckhuge dissonance between the way his students see him vs the way Atlas’ public sees him vs the way the rest of the world sees him, to the point that a politically minded adult talking to an Atlas student about James Ironwood is going to seem like they’re talking about two entirely different people

unpopular opinion: HE WAS RIGHT TO BRING HIS ARMY TO VALE AND HE WAS RIGHT TO TAKE OVER SECURITY AND AND AND

song i associate with them

favorite picture of them: I need to swap to the ipad again, prepare for a comp post of James being pretty, brb