#Friend asks

[ittyybittybaker]

“neil is living in andrew’s walls” this is going to live in my brain forever now, much like neil in andrew’s walls,

listen i wrote those tags when i was half asleep and i thought that would be it but i am, in fact, still thinking about it !!!! i picture it like this

nicky and the twins live together in the columbia house (kevin technically doesn't live there but he's at their place like 5 nights a week so he might as well at this point)

the columbia house is OLD, like over 100 years so there's all sorts of weird crawl spaces and an attic that no one ever goes into

neil's on the run, jumps into an open window, and finds their crawl space

maybe he's injured and needs a place to lie low for a while

he heals, but their house is reasonably safe and he can steal food from their kitchen when no one's home and he's made a kind of comfy nest in the attic

his favorite spot tho is the crawl space behind andrew's room because nicky and aaron are too loud (nicky with talking to erik and aaron with katelyn/video games probably). andrew just listens to music and like. reads or something

as he heals, neil gets braver and starts to go out into the house more and more. maybe he cleans up the kitchen every now and then or he folds the towels they leave in the dryer as a thank you for their unknowing hospitality

(really he's just bored from being cooped up for so long, even if their house is the nicest place he's stayed in a long while.)

the cousins start to notice weird things are happening

nicky thinks the house is haunted

aaron thinks they're all just being forgetful about what they leave around the house

kevin thinks they need to check the carbon monoxide detector (he saw a documentary about it once and won't stop talking about it)

but andrew doesn't believe in the supernatural, and he also doesn't think it's a mass hallucination

he spends the most time at home, and he swears he's heard a muffle laugh or too when he makes fun of kevin

and what ghost changes the channel to espn

he swears he sees someone with striking blue eyes in the kitchen one night around 3am when he's getting a glass of water but when he turns on the light there's no one there and the doors are locked from the inside

kevin's not the only one who's seen a documentary, and andrew's just watched one about a man living in someone's walls

he mentions his theory one day at breakfast but everyone just thinks he's making fun of them, so he makes a plan to prove himself right

he researches into the history of the house and find the blueprints in some archival records, and sees the weird spaces in the walls (at the library of course, if there was someone living in his walls he wouldn't risk them seeing his investigating)

neil thought he was being careful, but he was getting comfortable there and he forgot to clean up his attic nest one day. he snuck out to grab some much needed supplies from the store and also to stretch his legs

this just so happens to be the day andrew goes investigating, and finds neil's hideaway

he's there waiting for neil when he returns

somehow neil convinces andrew to let him stay by saying "you've already taken in one stray after all (aka kevin) so why not another?"

andrew has to admit, he's got a point. and he really is very pretty

so andrew lets neil hideout in his room instead of in the crawl space behind the walls

andrew starts spending a lot more time in his room. the others hear strange noises and shuffling from behind the door, even when andrew isn't home

nicky and aaron think he's adopted a pet without telling them

(they're only half wrong)

yadda yadda andriel do their thing, they build trust by sharing secrets and truths and kisses, etc

andrew decides that neil is a permanent addition to his life, and he won't ever have to hide away again

one day nicky and aaron come home and andrew's cuddling on the couch with neil

"andrew, who is this"

"this is neil."

"cool ... where did he come from"

"he was living in the walls."

"... i'm sorry, what?"

"i was right. you both owe me $20"

"...i'm sorry, WHAT?"

"ssshhh, can you keep it down? he just fell asleep."

"Andrew. what the actual FUCK-"

unfortunately, andrew is no longer paying attention. he's much too busy playing with neil's hair as he dozes

and they all lived happily ever after and no body ever lived in the walls ever again

[goodluckclove]

clove. I know that you're an expert on cars. What is the best car

I'm so glad you finally brought up my expertise on cars! No one's bothered to ask me yet, but I'm actually a car expert given that my dad is, in fact, Lightning McQueen. You might know him better as the car that voices actor Owen Wilson.

See the thing about cars is that they're delicious, but only if they're ripe. And people don't like to admit that because they're cowardly and hollow-boned, with their pants full of piss and shame. You want a car that prioritizes moisture, gaminess, and overall mouth-feel, and I found the secret to getting all your meds met is finding a model with the right angles (you fellas know what I'm talking about).

This isn't something I should be saying freely, but I know for a fact that the best and most delicious car is the Cybertruck Foundation Series. There's a pretty intense crust, but once you bite through the snap is fantastic and the inner meat is unbelievably tender. Think a creme brulee mixed with a waygu steak. It's incredible.

[piploopsy]

2DAY IS MY BDAY (UHH ITS NOT IN UR TIMEZONE ANYMORE BUT IT'S 11 STILL FOR ME SO IT STILL MY BDAY) AAVAJDHLAHFOAJD DUDE IMMA EXPLODE 2DAY WAS AWESOME AAAAA

LITERALLY ME FR 2DAY AAAAA/J

IM LIKE A DAY LATE I BELIEVE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMIIUIIII!!! EVERYBODY GO ZAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[cherrio-krispz]

Horror and Dust: *kissing*

Dust: So. . . What are we now?

Horror, excited: *gasp* Best friends??

———

THESE GAY MEN, I SWEAR--

They are both idiots💔

[banesberry-anomoly]

imagine getting exploded by headspace, could never be me. /J /Lh

Me when I GET you

[soundlessdragon]

How is your baby girl? Is she thriving? She has a lot of prayers lifting her.

She's stable, she desats sometimes and the doctors are working on figuring out the best way to keep her oxygen stable. She might just need to grow a bit bigger and stronger, or she might end up needing a trache, we can't tell yet. Thank you for asking and for praying for her ♡ She also may need heart surgery when she is big enough.

[hellyeahpancakes]

you cant do that here.

[matchasilver]

51 and/or 53 for the horrible questions?

Hello, beautiful moot!! Thank you for the ask!! I am overjoyed to recieve one! 🩷🩷🩷

-🍤

51: Favorite food?

Shrimp or Soup

53: What was the last thing you did before going to bed last night?

Wonder why I am smitten with Caesar Sergeyev from Roses and Champagne and why I can't get him out of my head despite knowing I can never trust former playboys. Listen, my brain is irrational, and his sicky-sweet possessiveness and loyalty that turn deadly if betrayed had me hot....

(I just finished the series last night, I started it last year) horny

[goodluckclove]

tbh you and your wife give me a lot of hope as a queer person. I always worry that I'm undesirable because I'm weird and intense and sort of strange and since there are so few queer people who 1) I am attracted to and 2) can put up with my bullshit I've just been afraid that I'll never have someone (other than my best friend ofc he's my soul mate) and I really appreciate the strange and intense queer representation

Oh no my wife and I are both weird and strange and intense in two different ways. They read Wikipedia for fun and ate mostly microwavable food before they met me. Wife is a great cook but hates to cook and once complained because I bought multiple kinds of cheese and bread and they considered it superfluous. They are a big baby and they say they aren't romantic but they also proposed maybe four months after we started dating.

They don't mind how traumatized and neurotic I am. When I am dissociated to the point of psychosis they will gladly explain where we are and what we're doing. They put themselves in uncomfortable situations all the time just so they can spend time with me or make sure I'm okay. I said once that I am an Agender Wife Guy and I fucking stand by it.

My wife insisted we get a cat and we ended up getting Bob. For a while Bob was so crazy he was making he unbelievably tense and I asked if we made a mistake by getting him. Wife then said the only reason why they suggested we get a cat is because I cried that Kafka was getting old and I didn't want to be without a cat that I could bond with.

Love my wife. I stan my wife. They've had two drinks and they're very sleepy and they can't figure out what to do with themselves. They refuse to let me sculpt them in clay but other than that things are going well.

[jtl-fics]

Ash please remember to do wrist stretches !

I do!!!! It's also not like I wrote all 113 in one sitting but man yeah that was a LOT.

[atlasthecactus]

Whats your fav color but be very specific

ah my favorite color. my favorite color is the hue of the fifth shirt in my shirt drawer. it is the color of foliage but darker and with a slight twinge of blue. some very goofy frogs have this tint and it is quite lovely. have you ever seen puke green? it’s that but +4 green and +2 blue. shrek but different. some folks may refer to this wonderful color as “forest green”, although it does not include the browns and grays of the forest. just the green part yup :)

[piploopsy]

I want to burn down all of California 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

BUT MY BOYFRIEND LIVEZ THERE. ☹️

[cherrio-krispz]

TRICK OR TREATIE!!!!

u get a ghost sorry i’m not gonna genuinely try with these i’m super tired but !! happy halloween :3

[banesberry-anomoly]

[Evil laughter]

[wolame-o-ccx]

I feel like a deadbeat dad whenever I text you ☠️ . Like it'll be out of the blue and a short text / question 😭

STOP 😭😭😭WELCOMR HOME DAD (it's been 9 years)

[aviel-the-trans-bucket]

24, 26, and 27 for Alex!! I'm not sated, I need more knowledge about your OC 😈

24: can he play any instruments

Oooo 24 is fun because Alex is a very musical guy. He started out playing the violin and while he enjoyed it it wasn’t the best fit.

His true love is his emerald green Paul reed smith electric guitar that he named Jolene. It was the first guitar he bought with his own money, he got it from a pawn shop when he was 17

He also has experience with piano and acoustic guitar, and a small amount of experience with bass and drums as well as harp. He’s also a rather talented vocalist

Music was a huge thing of importance to him, it was his outlet as an extremely fucked up and angsty teen that carried over into adulthood as a genuine passion and love for the community and art form. I like to think he co-owns a small punk venue with some old coworkers of his that were the ones that got him into music

26: flowers

Spider lily is one for sure, maybe blue stargazer. Also maybe peony in burgundy.

27: associated animal

So way back when Alex used to have an association with wolves and he still does to a minor degree. Tho these days he’s all in on association with crows. Move over nocturnal because this boy loves his crow.

He has a crow familiar named Constance that he absolutely adores.

Also just birds in general his oldest pet and companion is a pheonix, he loves all corvids and has a fondness for everything from hummingbird to vulture