#Frederick Cook

[spilverhare]

It was PowerPoint night last night and I did the Belgica expedition! Here’s a select few of my sides

[jeyneofpoole]

polar exploration dashboard simulator

🔖 drfreddyc

they call me the attainer. the way i attain these. poles. peary you can suck on my throbbing polar COCK!!!!!!!!

🍐 tearypeary

you will die like a dog

🍒 cherriesgarrard

yayyyyy i love my friends i love the ice yayyyyy this world is so beautiful and true

🍒 cherriesgarrard

MY FUCKING TEETH

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

🥫 franklinexpeditionofficial

HELP

⛴️ theotherross

brother i’m on the way

⛴️ theotherross

brother i’ve given up

⛓️ shacklez

my two polar exploring girlfriends. and yes, they traverse the frozen wasteland.

⛓️ shacklez

neverrrrrmind nevermind they fucking unionized the irish can’t have shit fuck this stupid baka life fuck you i hate you both fuckkkk you

🦅 falconscotts

get invalided idiot 🫵🫵🫵

⛄️ pengwilson

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

🇧🇪 degerlache-belgiums-boy

EAT YOUR SLOP LIKE A PATRIOT

🔖 drfreddyc

too late i’m already baking people

❄️ amundzen

i’ve been baked

🪙 le-cointe

honk schnoooo 😴🧨 honk schnoooo 😴🧨

🫀 emile-danco

NO!!!!! MY PREEXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

🐧 belgicas-pet-penguin

told you so 👻

📜 peglarpapers

eerfreve eht hserf os werg ti c nepo eht c eht c eht

🛷 leopoldmcccclintock

whagttttthe fucckkkjkkkk

🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

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🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

🪦🪦🪦 🪦

🏝️ beecheyislandofficial

um hello?????????

👤 thomas-morgan-deactivated18540522

don’t ask.

❄️ amundzen

dr frederick cook and i shared one beautiful night of passion on the polar ice in 1898 he pretended to be the south pole and i claimed him for norway it was the greatest night of my life but i wish it had hurt more alright commandant i’m just going to slip this under your door feel free to ask followup questions but the answers will be thorough and i will make it as bad as possible for you ok goodnight see you in hell yes i still quit. kill yourself you trifling whore. 📝💋 xoxo

[cockroachesunite]

Madhouse Promenade

(inspired by this)

[irenydraws]

congratulations lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever drawn it

[source: roald amundsen's belgica diary]

[sail-not-drift]

"I did not then, nor will I now, discuss the career of Dr. Cook in his later days. I am wholly unfamiliar with the facts which led to his imprisonment, and I have no desire to know them or have an opinion regarding them. Even had I known that he had been guilty of baser crimes than those with which he was charged, I would still have felt my duty and my inclination to be the same. Whatever Cook may have done, the Cook who did them was not the Dr. Cook I knew as a young man, the soul of honour and kindness, lion-hearted in courage." - Roald Amundsen, My Life As An Explorer (1927)

Graphic text from Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears. Photo citations in alt text.

[piraticaltimes]

[roaldamundsen]

found the original

roald amundsen, a biography by tor bomann-larsen

[maxdurden]

sir john franklin led frederick cook most of the way to the north pole before ditching him and talking shit all over the spirit world about how he never made it the rest of the way lol

[polarship]

he was the sun

[freshydip]

“hey can we please have a normal conversation at dinner tonight.”

“what do you mean?”

“i mean can you please not bring up… y’know…..”

“no, i don’t know. what shouldn’t i bring up??”

“…forget it. i’m sure it’ll be fine.”

[2 hours later]

“—and the really interesting thing isn’t just that Dr. Cook figured out how to give the men of the Belgica antiscorbutics in their diet while they were trapped in the Antarctic, but that he also had the idea of light therapy by effectively prescribing the men who’d endured months of pure darkness to stand in front of a roaring fire. He didn’t just keep the men alive, he kept them from losing their minds entirely. It’s no wonder that Roald Amundsen felt so drawn to him—“

[dragawayyourbones]

Happy 160th bday Frederick A. Cook

[jeyneofpoole]

roald slipping notes under de gerlache’s door calling him a fucking dweeb in norwegian de gerlache getting gassed by cook developing roald’s poisonous nudes in cyanide the next room over he’s dying of scurvy staring down a treasonous raw penguin steak lecointe is shoving sticks of dynamite up his ass a member of the crew just dipped to go run around with penguins and become one with the pack nobody cares they’re all too busy TOUCHING each other ! the belgica voted most “just out there doing whatever the fuck” expedition of all time but dr. cook couldn’t accept the award because his ass is in the CLANK!!!!!!!

[cockroachesunite]

From In the Land of the Penguins by Georges Lecointe

[amundsenxcook]

roald get your man his moral principles are taking a queer twist, his imagination is leading him astray and hes falling

[milanosbitch]

first offering to the shrine of cookmundsen fans

[roaldamundsen]

he chose love