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scaryrabbit · 4 months
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THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) Dir: Guy Ritchie
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4o4notf0und · 4 months
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THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) – Dir. Guy Ritchie
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is1ey · 2 months
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"Gentlemen, as I speak to you now, London once again shudders beneath a Nazi onslaught from the skies. And at such times, the hearts of men are stirred to duty. But you are not such men. You are not chosen for your conspicuous honor or high ideals. You are chosen because you are the last resort. The mission you have been given is of a sort never before been undertaken. It demands ruthless men who will not hesitate to stoop beneath the conventions of war. Men who do not keep clean hands. Men like you."
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six-demon-bag · 4 months
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ellelans · 2 months
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I apologize for all the secrecy,chaps.But this an unsanctioned,unofficial and unauthorized mission.If we're picked by the Brits,we will all go to jail.If we are picked up by Germans,torture and death.
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
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whumpypepsigal · 4 months
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024): “I’m no expert. But you’ve got a big old hole in your shoulder, Haysey.”
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Shall I tell you how many Nazis I killed today? Masterlist
Anders Lassen imagine, tags may change for individual parts
Also on ao3 Part 1–Mild smut. You’re a medic on the Maid Honor during the mission to rescue Appleyard. You and Anders *may* have developed a bit reputation in the short time you’ve been together. The guys are 100% done with accidentally walking in on the two of you.
Part 2–Humor, angst, mentions of violence, and Anders Lassen backstory. Also, Anders has a dirty mind and is a bit of a lovable asshole. Anders *may* have been faking injuries to come and see you in the infirmary, but this time he’s actually been shot. In the leg. By Freddy.
Part 3–Anders has to fight his protective instincts to train you to fight for a mission. A shorter part with humor leading to angst in pts 4 and 5
Part 4 –Mentions of past rape, violence/the death of Anders’s brother, some more of my pathetic attempts to incorporate Danish into the storyline, some backstory, and Anders as an obnoxious/protective older brother who once got drunk and beat the shit out of Gus
Part 5--You remember the first time you meet Gus and Anders. Angst and humor, mentions of miscarriage and your family before the war, Gus has a thing for married women, implied Gus/Apple, Gus being a lovable and awkward older brother, Anders being a lovable asshole who may or may not have traded sexual favors with a dude for chocolate. Again, with Anders, the odds are about even either way. That dude does love to fuck with peoples heads. Lots of backstory.
Part 6--Fair warning: angst and implied/referenced self-harm because Anders is not a good place post-mission. Super brief references to Anders getting a little overenthusiastic with an axe when he sees you and thinks you’re hurt on the mission. Also, mild smut in the shower and Anders thinks back to meeting you.
Part 7--You finally get Anders to teach you some Danish, but you’re pretty sure he’s not being honest about what it means. When you call him a liar, he takes exception to that. I mean, really, you should know not to call a guy out like that before he’s had his breakfast, right? I guess he’ll have to have you instead. Things to expect: fluff, humor, some oral sex, and my personal headcanon that Anders knows how to play your body like an instrument and loves to go down on you. Look, I have no shame here. A teensie bit of angst at the end if you squint.
Part 8--You're late to helping Gus with training some new recruits. When Anders tries to stop you, you show off your impressive new "skills" with "Danish". Spoiler alert: they're not that impressive, but Anders is certainly amused. Things to expect: fluff, humor, reader mistakes Swedish for Danish again, Anders is a lovable asshole, adorable older brother Gus, and a hint at angst at the end. Also, there is such a thing as too much sex, you know. Around 2300 words.
Part 9--Anders comes back hurt after a mission and he's been avoiding you. On the bright side, you're particularly stubborn when it comes to Anders. Things to expect: hurt Anders, a teensie bit of angst, Anders being in awe of your mostly naked body, some almost smut, some more of Anders being absolutely in love with you but unable to say it aloud so he tries to play it off as something else, and Gus being a lovable older brother type of guy, and you might have gone around scaring people into trying to give you information on Anders. Also, Anders being the little spoon in a cuddle may be my new favorite image ever. And also, you might give Anders a bit of a sponge bath...without any clothes on....you know, totally normal stuff. Around 5100 words.
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zuikeai · 3 months
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This is an unsanctioned, unofficial and unauthorized mission.
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winterfieldfrontiers · 5 months
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I WATCHED The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare and i can't stop thinking about it
Yeah, I watched the film, guys ritchie always knows their audience
because i shipped them all
ALL BROS, I WILL CALL THEIR SHIP "UNGENS"
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ANDERS X GUS (SO REAL) I WILL CALL THEIR SHIP "ANGUS!!"
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 Geoffrey X Freddy. Of course, Geoffdy
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But if you like Gus and Henry (Gusry!)
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LET'S SAILED A SHIPS!!!
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pedroam-bang · 8 months
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The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
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4o4notf0und · 4 months
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HENRY GOLDING as FREDDY ALVAREZ & HERO FIENNES TIFFIN as HENRY HAYES
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) dir. Guy Ritchie
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bachaboska · 4 months
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The Heartsnacher or The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare but I've tried to make it interesting for @uniquebarbariannacho
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six-demon-bag · 4 months
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two of a kind
Pairing: Freddy Alvarez/Anders Lassen
Fandom: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Summary: After rescuing Appleyard, Lassen is too high on adrenaline and bloodlust to sleep. It seems someone else has a similar problem when he goes on deck to unwind. Maybe their mutual problem has a mutual solution.
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Outdoor Sex, Boat Sex, anders is absurdly large and strong as usual, Spit As Lube, Standing Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Word count: 1957
Link: two of a kind
Excerpt:
Freddy looks him up and down and Lassen shamelessly flexes for him. “What’s not to love indeed,” Freddy says. There’s sudden interest in his voice, it’s gone low and raspy and Lassen’s instantly caught. There’s only one thing on par with a fight and who can blame him for already having an eye on the lean explosives expert? “Indeed,” Lassen says, giving Freddy a blatant once over in return.
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sorryfucker · 2 months
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my frelassen fics are piling up, im starting new one before finishing others
i cant keep getting away with this
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ves--pertine · 2 months
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Link to ao3 post: HERE
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