#Freakazoid!

[rinkunokoisuru]

Been in a Freakazoid sort of mood, so I'm learning to draw the boy First attempt came out pretty well imho

[youfoundthehound]

Freaky-zoid

[spunsugarmusings]

Freakazoid! Starter Sentences

Sentence starters taken from the 1995 animated superhero comedy "Freakazoid!". Some entries have been edited for clarity. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and please enjoy!

"If this were an afterschool special, you would pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit. Like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth!"

"You want to see something strange and mystical?"

"SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"

"GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"

"The scariest thing in the world would be if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!"

"The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show!"

"The broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing."

"I think there's a thumbtack under my fanny."

"Most people your age die. Why won't you?"

"If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that's MY business!"

"Can you make slow, overweight birds appear out of thin air?"

"This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AAH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AAH!"

"Hey, so I'm picking up a few bucks. Don't tell the IRS."

"I'm not going down there. It smells like poo-gas!"

"A bowl! I found a bowl! GOOD FOR ME!"

"There's a door not ten feet away. A fine invention. You should try it."

"Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!"

"They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!"

"You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!"

"That's what I just said! Can you hear me or is there a wee goblin in your head eating my words!?"

"This is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me."

"When I again rule all, perhaps I'll keep you about as a jester, or a chimp, or something."

"Will you hug me? I'm needy."

"You're very popular in a number of state institutions."

"Get her something a girl would want, like banjo lessons or a new turban."

"Oh, yes, let ME get the tea! I'd hate to see you actually have to walk the three feet through this frightening and mysterious new world we call the kitchen. You might get lost or attacked by the dishwasher!"

"If not, we'll be unemployed!"

"That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!"

"How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?"

"How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?"

"Hey. Cut it out."

"I went to all the trouble to think up this brilliant plan, the least you can do is chase me around."

"Oh, is he going to get it! I'm very passive aggressive!"

[randompanimation]

The Horn of Urgency Freakazoid!

[pastryslutsupreme]

Dexter Douglas doodles + expression practice taken s1e7 :3 Been nothing short of obsessed lately

[cocoa-rococo]

"oh, dexter douglas would have a job in computers as an adult --" reeeeespectfully, i disagree!

while i understand where this is coming from (and far be it from me to bash on other's ideas), you have to consider why dexter liked and had a computer in the mid-90s.

he's a nerd. a massive one. the whole point of his character is that he's one of the most dorky, loser-ish misfits in the whole show (and we love him very very much for it). his OWN FAMILY tells him that he's boring them when he talks about his interests. he's the kid who gets shoved into lockers at school, and that's why it's funny that, out of everyone, he turns into freakazoid.

that, and the internet and computer technology has evolved so much since the show's conception that it would be hard to translate that into that same level of nerdiness. it's not lame to be into computers because almost everyone has one, to the point where a career in tech is seen as respected or even exciting. he should definitely still do work with computers, maybe as a side hobby, but it shouldn't be his job, per se.

but! given his interest in economics in the show (remember dance of doom, where he's planning his retirement fund?), i propose an alternative:

adult dexter is a tax accountant and retirement consultant. he gets excited over stock portfolios and 10-99s and misplaced decimals in ledgers. he's mind-bogglingly boring to be around. if freakazoid has to hear him expound upon the benefits of a roth ira over traditional one more time, he's going to bash his head into the freakazone's walls until there's an embedded imprint of his face.

[the7dwiki]

From Tom Ruegger's Twitter: If you're living in the Atlanta area, MomoCon is being held this weekend! Ruegger will appear on all days of the event, starting from today to May 27th, and on the 25th he will hold an Animaniacs panel!

(I wish I can go there...)

[hallowshumour]

Aww freak out 🖥⚡️

[thes-hitoverlord]

art by Philtomato

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

I watch Freakazoid! for the whimsy and the whimsy alone

[g4zdtechtv]

Cinematech's Trailer Park - MeTV Toons

"1992 Cartoon Network - TIMES 100. On steroids." - Jerry Beck

Stay tooned June 25th!

[ruffdata]

Freakazoid!

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Freakazoid: You seem to forget how mighty I am!

Freakazoid: *immediately slips and painfully falls down a set of stairs*

[naughtygirl286]

I also picked up Freakazoid! Season 1 on DVD. They didn't have Season 2 which kinda sucks.. I was surprised to see the Season 1 so I grabbed it up I'll probably have to look on Amazon or ebay for a Season 2. I have the Series digitally but its good to have it physically also being I am a physical media type of girl.

[randompanimation]

Freakazoid!