#Francois Bonnefoy

[ego-meliorem-esse]

I can’t find the ask that said they request more fruk, but my love if you’re out there, pls accept this🥲

I also seem to have forgotten how to draw Arthur. Woe is me. :)

[ivanscarf]

2p FACE family halloween

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Instagram made me do it

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2p allies

[kyoasatsu76]

My finished art. Francois looking sharp 😊 literally hehe

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Character doodlez!

Damn Dapp really went "What if I redesigned the Hetalia characters to be 10x more cringe than before"?

[forsoobado137]

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Alfred during the 2020 election was wild. I'm pretty sure he was awake for like 5 days at a time.

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Oh my god It was so bad he was literally screaming about conspiracies at journalists and slamming his head against everything. They fr had to put him in a medically induced coma (Which only lasted for 5 hours).

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THEY. ARE. ALL. THE. SAME. And the worst part is 99% percent of them are completely fucking inaccurate.

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Director: I wanna show the real story!

*adds sex scene with a historical figure that never happened*

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That would unironically be better than literally every NP documentary ever.

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An excerpt from Sir Arthur Kirkland's diary 15 August, 1532

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This deserves to be in a museum. I want to see all of the diary entries from when NPs were angsty teens.

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I went down a rabbit hole while working on a paper about Louis XIV and NP France's diary is literally so unintentionally funny. Some highlights are:

Two pages worth of smut about him and Spain.

Describing a duke’s legs in excruciating detail.

His “romantic poems” where he called himself the best poet in Europe

When he wrote an apology to God for being so horny.

His first wet dream.

Rants about people not understanding his fashion.

An entry where he denounces King Louis and in the next entry he forgives him because he gave him new shoes.

A note where he says he’s going to run away to “The farthest of east”

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Arthur Kirkland: It's not a phase Henry.

Francois Bonnefoy: God I'm so horny.

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[athenov]

*violently kicks door* gilbert "fuckass" beilschmidt and francois bonnefoy lovers to enemies

[yaqamole]

What are some of the roles for the other nations in your au?

OH BOY!

So (some of these characters come from things my friends came up with) here are some of the other characters. If you want to hear about other characters in the AU, just send an ask

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo - Middle School Science Teacher

100% dabbles with the Devil's Lettuce

Chemistry is his forte

Shares a classroom with the AP Latin teacher, Cristiano D'Angelo (Naples)

Has pissed off the principal, Romulus Mancini, a lot

Nobody is sure why he hasn't been fired yet

Lorenzo Di Salvo - AP European History Teacher

Has little pride pins on his jacket

Is the cool, young, and sarcastic teacher that the teens love

Comforts a lot of kids during his free periods or after school

Unfazed by the crazy things kids do

Looks a little too much like Principal Mancini but with melanin

Kinda has a thing going on with Mr. Fernandez

Shares a classroom with French teacher, Francois Bonnefoy

Feliciano Bernardi - Latin I Teacher

Not a single person thinks he is straight

Very dramatic

Shares a classroom with German teacher, Gilbert Beilschmidt

Has a picture of himself from when he was a teenager on his desk with some blond man he refuses to talk about

Best friends with elementary/middle school counselor, Ludwig Beilschmidt

Rumor that he is related to Mr. Di Salvo and Mr D'Angelo

Cristiano D'Angelo - AP Latin Teacher

Very bubbly and sweet

One kid made him cry once and everyone ended up bullying the fuck out of the kid that made him cry until he apologized

Does NOT get along with Mr. Bernardi

Listens to goth music which surprised everyone given he dresses in pastels and flowy clothes

In charge of Latin Club

His hair is so big and it's full of secrets

Romulus Mancini - Principal (Highschool)

Literally doesn't run this school properly

100% is embezzling money from school fundraisers

Has a "concerns" box but doesn't check that out

Everyone thinks the Italians are his kids

There's a rumor that he's got a thing going on with the admin of the schools and that's why he gets away with so much

His office feels like it belongs in a horror movie

Loves wolves more than air

Matthew Williams - High School Art Teacher

Always has paint in his beard

Very chaotic and charismatic

The teacher everyone thinks is super funny

Great listeneer

The art teacher that loves to see the kids' growth and gives them the best advice to yield the best possible results

Does not get jack shit from the school

Shares classroom with Tolys

Tolys Laurinaitis - History Teacher and Basketball coach

Does not get paid enough for this shit

He humor can be very blunt and unexpected

Cooks for the classes as an incentive

Is mad that they are supposed to have practice as a team with no proper gym yet

Surviving on all the coffee he can get from the teacher's lounge

Rocks the Man-Bun

Arthur Kirkland - AP English Teacher

Has a LOT of beef with Mr. Mikhailov (Ivan)

Big horror movie fan, too

Has a bi flag and nb flag in his pencil cup

Too many mugs

Will throw Shakespearian insults at the other teachers

"Actually, that is incorrect"

Has an "independent" classroom in the gym

Honda Kiku - Vice Principal (Lower Grades)

He’s currently trying to work his way up to principal

He's lowkey kinda awkward but he's hella good at his job, besides, you know- getting children to like him.

He forgets children are part of the job description half the time

Children go to him when bad. This is a threat

Ludwig Beilschmidt - Guidance Counselor (Lower Grades)

Scarier than he looks

Has pictures of his dogs in his wallet

Everyone is very confused as to why he and Mr. Bernardi are so close

Very chill to talk to

Everyone plays a guessing game on his sexuality

Very young for his position

Arlovskaya Nataliia - Gymnastics Coach/Dance Team

Resting bitch face

Short but full of fire

Fairly fluent in English but stumbles from time to time

Cousin to Ivan

Loves what she does and she does it well

Students fear and love her

Franocis Bonnefoy - French Teacher

Flirts with like every teacher

For some reason is best friends with Mr. Fernandez and Mr. Beilschmidt #1

Tries to be cool and fails miserably

The students photoshop him onto a lot of French memes though

#1 Way to piss him off is making Italian jokes at him

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hey guys I have had one Ludwig Beilschmidt saying the word 'kinky' in my head all week SO-

Mine were Francois and Lutz XD I thought they were hottttt... XD

[ego-meliorem-esse]

My late contribution to the beautiful bride and ugly groom trend

It pained me to make François the beautiful bride but by god and all his angels The Rat is just not it

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Character List With Profile Links

America — Alfred F Jones, prev. Kirkland

Aotearoa — New Zealand— Aroha "Zee" Kaipo, prev. Eleanor Elizabeth Kirkland

Australia — Jack Christian Kelly, prev. Kirkland

Canada — Matthew Williams prev. Matthieu Marc Jean-Luc Bonnefoy

England — Arthur Kirkland

France — Francois "Francis" Bonnefoy

Germany — Deutschland — Ludwig Beilschmidt

Hong Kong — 香港 — Lee "Leon" Siu Chun

Hungary — Magyarország — Erzsébet "Erzsé" Héderváry

Ireland — Éire — Brighid Kelly

India — Bhārat — Aditya Shaan

Japan — 日本 — Kiku Honda

Korea — 한국 — Im Yong Soo

Lithuania — Lietuva — Tolys Laurinaitis

Netherlands — Nederland — Johan "Jan" Van Schipper

Poland — Polska— Feliks Łukasiewicz

Prussia — Preußen — Gilbert Maria Beilschmidt

Scotland — Alba — Alasdair Kirkland

Taiwan — 台灣 — Mai Xiao

Ukraine — Україна — Kateryna "Katya" Lazarenko

Wales — Cymru — Rhys Kirkland

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Ok but that croissant dress during the opening ceremony?? Twas a crime we didn’t see it more.

Croissant dress in question:

[kyoasatsu76]

Another weird coincidence lol.

[pastelsugar6w6]

If I'm understanding that tag game, we can ask questions about the WIPs you listed? Can I ask who ~The Designer~ is for your au?

Yes! So ~The Designer~ is Francois Bonnefoy, a biomechanical engineer PhD and luxury clothing designer who engineers exclusive custom outfits for heroes that help to enhance their powers. Think Edna Mode but French and doubly sassy. However, he also moonlights for villains assuming they can afford his services. His best customer is Arthur who pays for exclusive features to his outfits that will never be used in any other of Francois' designs so they won't be connected back to him. In exchange, Arthur will occasionally destroy Francois' public buildings so he can claim fraudulent insurance payouts.

Assuming I ever get around to writing it, it's implied Francois and Arthur were a thing before Arthur started going kinda batshit (another fic altogether for that mess). He pities Alfred who is so very clearly in love when Francois knows thinks Arthur simply can't love another person that way with how violently narcissistic he is. Still, he likes the kid and gives Alfred the design he wants, ie: matching to Arthur's so people will know they are a 'team'

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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️

Fun fact! Drawing this design drove me up the fucking wall :D I am now readying my guillotine.

Revolution jokes aside, I do like how he came out. I heavily based his design on Baroque and Rococo fashion. I also wanted his hair to be voluminous and luxurious looking, like a lion's mane, because we know Francois would.