#Francis Bayard

[unabashedqueenfury]

Reign 2013-17

Cleith/Frary

[winnie-the-monster]

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli & Baloo (1997)

It should go without saying but it apparently wasn’t obvious to Dee McLachlan: if you don’t have the means to make a Jungle Book movie, don’t make one. This film, not based on Rudyard Kipling’s The Second Jungle Book as the title suggests, is cheap and filled with irritating characters that have no business being there. It’s hard to imagine anyone enjoying this cash grab.

In India, 1890, Mowgli (Jamie Williams), the man-cub raised by wolves meets a trained monkey named Timo. Escaping with the animal towards the jungle, he is pursued by an American circus scout named Harrison (Billy Campbell), a snake-charmer named Karait (Dyrk Ashton), Timo’s rightful owner, Chuchundra (David Paul Francis) and Mowgli’s scheming uncle, Buldeo (Gulshan Grover).

Notice how few animals I mentioned in my brief synopsis. This is because of the razor-thin budget. It rarely allows for both animals and the young actor on-screen simultaneously. There are just enough scenes of Jamie Williams close to his friend and mentor, Baloo the bear, for him to have a spot on the title card. Otherwise, the animals in this picture do very little. Instead, make way for a bunch of human characters, none of whom you’ll care for. Before we dig into them, I want you to know that none of the animals in The Second Jungle Book talk. Instead, voice-over narration explains how they relate to Mowgli, who also has no real dialogue and therefore, no personality. This film depends entirely on you being familiar with Rudyard Kipling’s work, which explains the misnomer of a title. I’d bet my hat this film was only released to capitalize on the 1994 version of The Jungle Book, or perhaps rushed out to beat 1998’s The Jungle Book: Mowgli’s Story to the home video market.

Part of what makes the film's humans insufferable are their lack of personalities. Harrison is a plank of wood; a generic, competent good guy. Karait is a bit more interesting but only because visually, he looks like one of Lord Voldemort’s followers with his missing eyebrows, yellow pupils and tendency to stretch out any “ssss” sounds. By bringing him in, the picture manages to squeeze in a snake called Kaa. It’s The Jungle Book, and not a repurposed Tarzan script… we swear! As for Chuchundra, he's nothing but a bumbling would-be source of comic relief you wish would get swallowed by a tiger as soon as he enters the screen. We’ve saved the best for last. It’s the villain, Buldeo. Firstly, what are the odds the one person Harrison approaches about going into the jungle and finding a wild boy happens to be said boy’s uncle? He joins the search in order to kill Mowgli because if the boy returns to civilization, he’ll rob Buldeo of the fortune he inherited from his brother… except no one but him ever mentions his nephew Mowgli. If he hadn’t said anything, he could’ve saved himself a trip in the trees. And yes, in case you’re wondering, the boy was named “Mowgli” before wolves raised him. What a coincidence the animals who don’t speak human just happened to pick a human name for him!

Soon after the film begins, you’ll already be checking your watch, hoping this cheap production will be over. I was going to say the film was doomed from the start, that there was no way to make a live-action adaptation of The Jungle Book without the use of CGI… until I remembered the 1942 version featuring Indian-American actor Sabu, which is great! There are no excuses for this shoddy a film and no reason for anyone to watch The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo. (Full-screen version on DVD, December 2, 2018)

[lesbianmariuspontmercy]

marius pontmercy

my tears ricochet - taylor swift // joan tierney // the next right thing - frozen 2 // oil study - liza sivakova // a meeting in a part wendell berry // c. c. aurel // amy dunne // the perks of being a wallflower dir. stephen chobsky // you were a home i wanted to grow up in - flatsound // griefsuggestion // francis forever - mitski // belovéd - yves olade // les miserables illustrated 1862 - gustave brio & émile bayards // hibari no asa - yamashita tomoko

[dimity-lawn]

A thought: Moist von Lipwig, but more 18th c slang. For example:

Moist: So, just as I was about to track up the dancers and pike with the peeper, I got tapped on the shoulder, and Mr. Thingstable thought he'd made a canary bird of me, but sweet's my hand! I filed the Harmen's cly for the locksmith's daughter and I expect l'Il have a squeak and ride Bayard of ten toes in the blind man's holiday until I can get a prancer and buy a brush. Unfortunately, I'll need to play least in sight before I bilk here again, but at least I won't dance the Paddington frisk at Beilby's ball anytime soon.

Some poor watchperson who just joined the watch: *crying* "I don't know what you're saying!" Or

Translation: So, just as I was about to run up the stairs and run away with the mirror, I got arrested, and the policeman thought he'd made a prisoner of me, but I'm quite dexterous (and therefore a good pickpocket)! I picked the policeperson's pocket for the key and I expect I'll escape and walk in the night until I can get a horse and go off. Unfortunately, I'll need to lie low before I cheat here again, but at least I won't hang anytime soon.

See my post on Sir Terry and period slang here:

[tomorrowedblog]

Friday Releases for November 17

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for November 17 include Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Super Mario RPG, New Blue Sun, and more.

Next Goal Wins

Next Goal Wins, the new movie from Taika Waititi, is out today.

NEXT GOAL WINS follows the American Samoa soccer team, infamous for their brutal 31-0 FIFA loss in 2001. With the World Cup Qualifiers approaching, the team hires down-on-his-luck, maverick coach Thomas Rongen (Michael Fassbender) hoping he will turn the world’s worst soccer team around in this heartfelt underdog comedy.

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, the new movie from Francis Lawrence, is out today.

THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS & SNAKES follows a young Coriolanus (Tom Blyth) who is the last hope for his failing lineage, the once-proud Snow family that has fallen from grace in a post-war Capitol. With his livelihood threatened, Snow is reluctantly assigned to mentor Lucy Gray Baird (Rachel Zegler), a tribute from the impoverished District 12. But after Lucy Gray’s charm captivates the audience of Panem, Snow sees an opportunity to shift their fates. With everything he has worked for hanging in the balance, Snow unites with Lucy Gray to turn the odds in their favor. Battling his instincts for both good and evil, Snow sets out on a race against time to survive and reveal if he will ultimately become a songbird or a snake.

Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain, the new movie from Paul Briganti, is out today.

In PLEASE DON’T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers and a hypocritical cult leader in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey.

Saltburn

Saltburn, the new movie from Emerald Fennell, is out today.

Academy Award winning filmmaker Emerald Fennell (Promising Young Woman) brings us a beautifully wicked tale of privilege and desire. Struggling to find his place at Oxford University, student Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) finds himself drawn into the world of the charming and aristocratic Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi), who invites him to Saltburn, his eccentric family’s sprawling estate, for a summer never to be forgotten.

Rustin

Rustin, the new movie from George C. Wolfe, is out today.

Rustin is the critically acclaimed film from director George C. Wolfe, starring Colman Domingo as Bayard Rustin. Architect of 1963’s momentous March on Washington, Rustin challenged authority and never apologized for who he was, but was forgotten despite making history. Rustin spotlights the man who, alongside Martin Luther King Jr., dared to imagine a different world and inspired a movement.

Dashing Through The Snow

Dashing Through The Snow, the new movie from Tim Story, is out today.

Eddie Garrick (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) is a good-hearted man who has turned his back on Christmas due to a traumatic childhood experience. At the request of his wife Allison Garrick (Teyonah Parris), from whom he is separated, Eddie takes his 8-year-old daughter Charlotte (Madison Skye Validum) out with him on Christmas Eve, where they meet a mysterious man in a red suit named Nick (Lil Rel Howery). Eddie, who is a social worker, thinks the man is delusional and needs professional help, but when he evokes the wrath of a local politician (Oscar Nuñez), he and his daughter are taken on a magical adventure that just might restore his faith in Christmas.

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, the new TV series from Bryan Lee O'Malley and BenDavid Grabinski, is out today.

Scott Pilgrim meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers, but learns he must defeat her seven evil exes in order to date her. Then things get even more complicated.

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, the new TV series from Chris Black and Matt Fraction, is out today.

Following the thunderous battle between Godzilla and the Titans that leveled San Francisco, and the shocking revelation that monsters are real, “Monarch: Legacy of Monsters” tracks two siblings following in their father’s footsteps to uncover their family’s connection to the secretive organization known as Monarch.

Clues lead them into the world of monsters and ultimately down the rabbit hole to Army Officer Lee Shaw (played by Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell), taking place in the 1950s and half a century later where Monarch is threatened by what Shaw knows.

The dramatic saga — spanning three generations — reveals buried secrets and the ways that epic, earth-shattering events can reverberate through our lives.

Nothing To See Here

Nothing To See Here, the new TV series from Santiago Limón and Big Drama, is out today.

When an aspiring blind comedian goes after his dreams, it's him and his best friend with cerebral palsy against the world, no matter what runs them over.

Super Mario RPG

Super Mario RPG, the new game from Nintendo, is out today.

Team up with an oddball group of heroes to save Star Road and stop the troublemaking Smithy Gang. This colorful RPG has updated graphics and cinematics that add even more charm to the unexpected alliance between Mario, Bowser, Peach, and original characters Mallow and Geno. Enter (or revisit) this world of eccentric allies and offbeat enemies in an RPG for everyone.

New Blue Sun

New Blue Sun, the new album from André 3000, is out today.

Quaranta

Quaranta, the new album from Danny Brown, is out today.

Welcome 2 Collegrove

Welcome 2 Collegrove, the new album from 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne, is out today.

[universityofwitchcraft]

► I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD ◄

Quando ele entra no salão principal todas as cabeças viram para olhar. É Francis Bayard. Possui vinte e um anos e está no primeiro ano do curso de Marketing. Estudou no Instituto de Magia de Beauxbatons. Parece muito com Jannik Schümann. Está atualmente ocupado.

“Love is a risk for anyone, but for me, knowing what love did for my mother, how could I not fear it?”

► Eu cometi muitos erros na minha vida, mas acho que é normal para alguém que quer crescer. ◄

Letícia Gerrard era a mais nova das três irmãs Gerrard, Ophelia, Guinevere e logo Letícia. Crescida em um lar cheio de amor e dedicação dos pais, não seria surpresa se as três irmãs se tornassem cada vez mais unidas. Ophelia era a mais distante, talvez por causa da diferença de idade (seis anos mais velha que Guinevere e nove anos mais velha que Letícia). Aos 19 anos de idade, Letícia se apaixonou perdidamente por um pianista de um bar próximo a sua residência, um romance parecido com filmes clichês e lindo. Os pais de Letícia eram apaixonados pelo rapaz e o tratavam como se fosse seu próprio filho.

Assim que o anuncio da gravidez de Letícia chegou, o então rapaz se tornou completamente outra pessoa. Passando a fugir de suas responsabilidades e culpar a jovem por sua gravidez e como isso acabaria com toda a sua vida. Após discussões e brigas sobre ter o não ter o bebê, eles optaram por não ter. Letícia estava convencida que era o melhor para ela e que seria melhor daquela maneira, além do mais ela não poderia bancar uma criança sozinha. Ainda cursava faculdade e não tinha um emprego fixo e com boa remuneração.

Em sua visita ao médico, para certificar-se da gravidez, ela escutou os primeiros batimentos da então criança. Mas logo foi revelado que se tratava de dois bebês. Naquele momento, ela decidiu que ficaria com eles, bastou ouvir ser pequenos batimentos.  O pai das crianças desapareceu no mundo, ele dizia não estar pronto para ser pai e fez o que foi melhor para ele, decisão que Letícia jurou não julgar. Após contar aos pais e as irmãs sobre a gravidez, não podia esperar melhor reação. Estavam todos tão felizes com a gestação que quase se esqueceram das complicações que a gravidez traria. Ficou decido que os pais ajudariam na criação das crianças para Letícia trabalhar e estudar, eles dariam a ela toda a assistência necessária.

No sexto mês de gravidez, começou as complicações. O útero da jovem possuía uma camada muito fina, tendo de permanecer em repouso absoluto por três longos meses. Caso passasse por qualquer circunstância de estresse ou muita movimentação, corria risco de perder os bebês e a própria vida. Não foi um parto fácil, uma cesariana de emergência no oitavo mês causou preocupação a todos os familiares, em um pedido ao médico plantonista, Letícia Gerrard pediu para o médico salvar a vida de seus filhos, e não a dela. Porque se fosse para escolher alguém para viver, que vivesse os dois gêmeos.

Assim que o primeiro gêmeo nasceu, Letícia já não estava viva. Os médicos tentaram reanima-la, mas a jovem havia partido. Leith, nome dado em homenagem à mãe biológica, nasceu forte e saudável, muito mais do que era esperado. Francis, o segundo a nascer, não era tão saudável quanto Leith, mas não possuía nenhum tipo de risco. Os gêmeos foram adotados pela irmã do meio de Letícia, Guinevere e seu marido, Henry Bayard, como o casal não podia ter filhos próprios, resolveram assim dar um lar para os dois, os criando com todo o amor e proteção do mundo.

Francis é tudo sobre sua aparência exterior, o que significa que ele se preocupa muito com o que os outros veem nele. Mas ele também se importa muito com o que está dentro das pessoas, ele não é rápido em julgar. Ele é nobre, mas também tem a fama de "homem das mulheres". Curiosamente, ele é patriótico sobre sua nação da França e procura retornar ao país assim que se graduar. Ele também é bastante inteligente, mas é bastante modesto em relação a isso. Por passar muito tempo com o irmão, Leith tem uma influência mais positiva sobre ele.

Traços Positivos

✧ Simpático ✧ Divertido  ✧ Atencioso

Traços Negativos

✦ Narcisista ✦ Orgulhoso  ✦ Super protetor

Melhor Amigo: 

Paquera/Namorado/Ex: -

► EU TENHO A MAGIA EM MIM! ◄

Sabe que é bruxo desde sempre. Possui mãe biológica bruxa e pai biológico trouxa, Letícia Gerrard e Marcel Le Roux, portanto é mestiço. Sua varinha foi feita por seu avô, com madeira de carvalho branco, cerne de corda de coração de Snallygaster, possuindo 20 cm. Seu patrono é um Coelho. Não participa de nenhum clube.

► PLAYER ◄  Cruella. @kidsinthed4rrk

[im-a-writer--im-in-distress]

Reign Preference

Writer: im-a-writer—im-in-distress.tumblr.com

Fandom: Reign

Preference with: Francis de Valois, Bash de Poitier,  Leith Bayard, Stéphane Narcisse, Henry II of France, Louis Condé

Rating: #Romance

Words: 750+

Warning(s): N/A

A/N: So... 1) I found these on my computer. I don’t remember when I wrote them, but it wasn’t for this blog. Which means it was for the old one I used to share with a friend, which means it’s been... 6+ years? I don’t remember when I wrote them, but I thought they were good, and worth sharing. (As such, they are unedited.) So, I’m posting them, along with another set: here. 2) I will not be creating an OC-version for these. Better to just let them be what they are. 3) If anyone’s interested in preferences, request away. I really need an excuse to get back into writing. And 5) Read & Review. I hope you like them.

Francis II

As king, Francis is often surrounded by the guard and he can never get a moment alone with you. To see you across the table or at the end of the corridor and not being able to touch you is killing him. So he retires early to his chambers one night and sneaks out to see you, leaving his unknowing guards by his bedroom door. Bribing one of the maids into secrecy, he smuggles the makings of a picnic from the kitchen before going to meet you out by the lake’s edge—where he knows you go to escape. He surprises you, dropping down beside you with the basket, that smile of child-like innocence on his face. The two of you enjoy the picnic, talking about less complicated things than politics or the juicy gossip from court. You tell him about your home, who you were as a child. He says he’d like to visit with you one day—you say you’ll take him.

Bash de Poitier

His new title of “King’s Deputy” keeps Bash busy most of the time, and by the end of the day, he usually just wants to crash. You know he feels bad, but it’s exhausting—what he does. So you decide to help him. You run to the stables and ready your own horse, before mounting and going to meet him at the entrance of the castle. His eyes light up when he sees what you were aiming to do, but he assures you that he’s not working today. Instead he climbs up behind you on your horse, and the two you take off across the open fields of France. You don’t know how long you ride, but when you stop, you no longer recognize the surroundings. You’ve reached an open meadow full of bright wild flowers dotting across the horizon. Bash helps you dismount, and then hands you his sword. You brighten as you he holds you from behind, showing you how to wield it. After you get the hang of it, he takes out a dagger of his own and you two spar as silhouettes on the sunset.

Leith Bayard

The two of you act like the oldest of friends. Whenever you get a chance, you make trouble for each other. You’ll leave little trails for him to follow, aiming to confuse him into giving up and asking you straight out. He’ll interrupt any conversation you try to have with anyone, even if could get you both in a load of trouble. He words himself trying to make you blush, and you challenge him with seemingly innocent quips. It’s usually you who loses, as he’s just so charming. But those rare moments when you beat him—those make you feel invincible.

Stéphane Narcisse

Aside from the smirks from across the room or the brush of a touch as you pass each other in the hall, you and Narcisse haven’t had any time together for a long time. You have to keep up appearances: keep your mouth shut where you’re opinion doesn’t belong, engage in polite conversation with the person next to you, smiling at their flirtations. But seeing one grab your arm and pull you close—he snaps. Narcisse makes a beeline for you, yanking you away from them and out of the room. He doesn’t stop until you’re in an abandoned corridor. His eyes bore into yours; you’re breathing shallow and heavy. He orders you to stop teasing him, that you smiling at someone else isn’t okay. Instead you tip your lips to his ear and whisper, “Let the games begin.”

Henry II of France

It’s hardly state secret what you and Henry do behind closed doors, but it’s the moments you share in the open that you cherish the most. The light touches, the bright smiles, the way his eyes hold yours. He can’t tell you much. Your situation is complicated and fragile, but it never feels that way. And you never mind being the one to fill conversation, because he always listens with such intent. You wonder what kind of king he could have been if everyone had seen that side of him. But despite it all, you love the man he is now, because if everyone had seen him that way, you’d never have him.

Louis Condé

Lord Condé was never entitled like the rumors of the family assured. It was refreshing to meet a royal who didn’t just view everyone else as pawn pieces. In fact, the very concept of the game made his head spin. You grew up playing it with whoever lost a bet to you, so teaching Condé seemed an easy task—It wasn’t. But it was rather amusing. The poor man refused to place any of his pieces in the line of fire, instead preferring to spend the entirety of the game running away from your pieces. You couldn’t really blame him. You were the best at the game.

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Listed in alphabetical order by last name and then by the first initial if the last name is unknown!

[forbescaroline]

Favorite TV Shows of All Time: (in chronological order) Since Mary Queen of Scottland was a child, the English have wanted her country and her crown. She is sent to France to wed it's next king, to save herself and her people. A bond that should protect her. But there are forces that conspire, forces of darkness, forces of the heart. Long may she reign. Reign (October 17, 2013-June 16, 2017)

[mylovefrary]

Francis Valois Moment 176 : "Oh... Good luck with that girl you told me about. If she doesn't wait enough, she's a fool" - Francis advised to Leith.

[unabashedqueenfury]

Reign 2013-17

Cleith/Frary

[wlwarie]

heterosexual excellence

[washettes]

happy pride

well wishes to all historical lgbt folk

[wastrelwoods]

will graham + francis dolarhyde + duality

bonus:

HANNIBAL (2013-2015) / JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE, FAUST PART 1 (1828-9) TRANS. BAYARD TAYLOR / ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON, STRANGE CASE OF DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE (1886) / GIL SCOTT-HERON, ME AND THE DEVIL (2010)

[lassieposting]

Handbook Teaser

SP Faces: Skulduggery's Family Edition 2.0

Top: Carver Gallant, Skulduggery Pleasant, Confelicity Divine

Second Row: Francis Gadabout, Petulance Ruin, Uther Peccant

Third Row: Bayard Muchly, Sophrosyne Grace

Bottom Row: Apricity Delight, Respair Kempt

In the Handbook, all Skug's siblings have fully-fleshed-out backstories and personalities, and they all get a little section about their personal history. I have kept almost nothing from the Grimoire's "Abrogate Raze" sections, because like 98% of that storyline sucked ass. Also, some names changed, either for brainrot reasons - "Fransic Catawampus" is the stupidest fucking name in the entire series, fight me Lardo - or to fit the personalities I gave them.