#Four on the Floor

[blinkandyoumissit]

16 APR 2014 | Fall Out Boy • One Year Later (Save Rock and Roll)

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[basedhighsenberg]

[novankenn]

Nah-Nah =8P

In their third year as Beacon students team JNPR was sent out on what was supposed to be a simple grimm cull... it was anything but. Under assault from all sides Jaune made a final call, ordering a retreat... it was the last commend he ever made... as he was overtaken by the horde of grimm before reaching the safety of the evac bullhead.

So gathered in a small private conference room, Glynda Goodwitch proceeded to read out Jaune Arc's last will and testament to his grieving team mates.

Glynda: Now considering there are clauses in this document specifically related to Mr. Arc's family, and have been given permission I will address Jaune's final wishes for you... his team. Pyrrha openly crying.

Glynda: I Jaune Luna Arc being of sound mind and body hereby...

Nora: I wouldn't say that... is entirely true.

Glynda: divide the entirety of my estate as follows. To Pyrrha.

Civilian with passing resemblance to Jaune: Honey, they're talking about you.

Pyrrha: *sniffles* What?

Glynda: My dearest Pyrrha, the one who first believed in me and the future I wanted to achieve. My partner who helped me overcome my own foolishness and trained me to be not only a better combatant, but also a better person...

Pyrrha: *sniffles*

Glynda: ... and who abandoned me...

Pyrrha: WHAT?!?

Glynda: ... and our potential future because she was too afraid to take a risk... I leave you... A BOOT TO THE HEAD.

WHAP!

Glynda: And one for the wimp she chose to date...

WHAP!

Pyrrha: *shaking away the impact of Glynda's booted foot.* huh? What? I don't understand?

Glynda: Wait there's more... Dear Pyrrha I know you'll want something to remember me by, and you've always had your eye on my Pumpkin Pete Hoodie... so I...

Pyrrha: Thank you, Jaune... I'll cher...

Glynda: leave you a BOOT TO THE HEAD.

WHAP!

Glynda: And another one for the wimp!

WHAP!

Glynda: To my dear teammate Nora...

Nora: Ah no... I don't want no boot to the head.

Glynda: Who while made my life as a team leader very interesting, but also drove me to the brink of insanity with your vapid schemes and chaotic behavior...

Nora: *Ducking her head under the table* I'm covering my head!

Glynda: I leave three cases of pure Forever Fall refined tree sap...

Nora: Oh wow! Thanks Jau...

Glynda: and a BOOT TO THE HEAD.

WHAP! THUD!

Glynda: And another to Pyrrha and the wimp...

WHAP! WHAP!

THUD! THUD!

Glynda: To Ren...

Ren: It's okay. I don't want anything...

Glynda: ... my friend, and a rock on which I could rest when things were getting too much. You gave me health drinks and teas...

Ren: It was my pleasure...

Glynda: You did you best to curb in Nora and prevent me from strangling her...

Ren: I tried...

Glynda: a BOOT TO THE HEAD.

WHAP! THUD!

Glynda: In closing I hereby leave the entirety of my vast hidden fortune to the people of Vacuo... so they can finally move someplace nice... and a BOOT TO THE HEAD for Pyrrha and the wimp.

WHAP! WHAP! THUD! THUD!

/==/ the Inspiration /==/

[oldshowbiz]

An Interview with Mr. Canoehead

[spilladabalia]

Dag Nasty - Roger

[obsidians-nightmare]

Natalie Scatorccio (adult)- “Yellowjackets”

Sophie Thatcher (teen Natalie Scatorccio)- “Yellowjackets”

Claire Beaucage- “Picture Claire”

Kate Fuller “From Dusk till Dawn”

Kate Fuller- “From Dusk till Dawn”

Mallory Knox- “Natural Born Killers”

Juliette and the Licks- “Four on the Floor” album liners

Juliette Lewis + Weapons

[valentinedeluxe]

my NIN remix :)

[gymfanconfessions]

“Omg, there were 4 GAGE girls on four on the flooor,,,”

[blinkandyoumissit]

15 DEC 2017 | Spotify • Fall Out Boy: 2017 Year in Review

[ video source | supplemental ]

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[novankenn]

Jaune was running for his life...

Nora: GET BACK HERE!!!

Pyrrha: NORA STOP!!! JAUNE'S SORRY!!

Nora: This TYRANNY must end!!! First it's the last of the Red Sap... and then it'll be PANCAKES!!!

Jaune: EEP!

Above thunder clouds began to gather, as the wind picked up. Rising from a gentle breeze to a harsh damp gale. With his breath coming in ragged gasps, Jaune saw what he prayed to the brothers was the instrument of his salvation.

Nora: You CAN NOT escape righteous JUSTICE!!!

Jaune in a panic grabbed one of the three aluminum canoes sitting on the edge of the Emerald Forest lake. Hoisting it up and placing it over his head and shoulders, he made a single step forward...

CRACK - BOOM!!!

Jaune: ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Nora and Pyrrha skidded to a halted. The scene that transpired before them... something undreamed of. A single rouge bolt of lightening had struck Jaune and the canoe.

Pyrrha: JAUNE!!!

Nora: FEARLESS LEADER!!!

Pyrrha: NOW you care?!?

Nora: I wasn't going to hurt him... much...

The pair of accomplished huntresses-in-training reached Jaune's limp form and tried to pull him to his feet...

Pyrrha: This makes NO SENSE?!?

Nora: Is it welded to his head?

VoiceOver: Yes... that single bolt of lightening did in fact welded the canoe to Jaune Arc's cranium...

Nora: A voice over? Really?

Pyrrha: ...

VoiceOver: And so began the career of Beacon's newest super powered huntsman...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

VoiceOver: A symbol of HOPE! A figurehead for Justice!

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: ...

VoiceOver: MISTER CANOEHEAD!!!

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

/== Original Origin of Mister CanoeHead ==/

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[ceevee5]

Boot to the head! Nah-nah! Boot to the head! Nah-nah! Boot to the head! Nah-nah! Give Scott a boot to the head.

Madelyne can really hit look at how Scott's glasses go flying off 😂 serves him right tho 😂😂😂

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

heartslabyul washroom

Yes, I am making a whole separate post for this—

WAHHHHHHH 😭 WhAt THE hECKIE, IT’S SO CUTE????????!??!?????????!!!!!???????

It seems the washroom was modeled after the scene where Alice meets the talking flowers. The curved ceiling being patterned like the sky, the floor resembling grass, and all the floral and foliage decorations really give the sense of being outdoors!! I especially love how the flowers are incorporated; they act as lamps (you can see that their centers are giving off light) as well as mirrors. The leafy wall in the back seems to be washing machines or dryers?? The whole washroom has such calming, relaxing vibes, and I bet it smells nice too :0

The jars underneath are also so interesting—they of course resemble the Drink Me bottles from Alice in Wonderland, but it seems they’re serving as sinks here. The mouth of the bottle is actually solid and forms a bowl, and it seems like water might flow from the silver leaves between the bowl and the mirror. I’m guessing that the bottles drain into whatever sewer system NRC has from there. Or maybe the liquids inside the jar-sinks is hand soap…? (But I like to headcanon thar the petals of some flowers are soap strips… You just rub your hands on them to get some.)

I want this washroom… Move over, Heartslabyul 😭 I’m about to camp out there every day and make your washroom my new home…

Edit: I don’t know why this post blew up, but I find it very funny that we’re scrutinizing and evaluating the washroom so hard 😂 Imagine the Heartslabyul boys staring at us as we examine the room all over to understand how tf this stuff functions…

[gymfanconfessions]

“i would not be surprised if the FOTF in the future is all sec teams

ou

florida

lsu

bama

that could realistically happen one day.... even this year altho ou is still not in the sec”