#Fortunate Petrol

[betanewsngr]

Kwara: Petrol tanker bursts into flame at Ilorin filling station

[petermorwood]

After BristolCon was over, and before we left for the airport *, @dduane and I had lunch in Pasture.

Despite being tempted by The Meat, we knew from previous experience that eating too much of that before travel is never a good idea - just when you want a little nap is when you have to haul luggage at a scurry - and went instead for starters then Burger and Sea Bass (all absolutely delish).

When I removed the half-pickle toothpicked to the top of the burger's bun, this is what was waiting for me...

Highly amusing, highly Halloween-y, and - unless someone in the kitchen with a seasonal sense of humour made those marks deliberately - a serendipitous accident!

:->

*****

* Going to the airport got a bit more exciting than we liked.

An over-tall lorry clipped a petrol / electro-charging station canopy and brought its high-tension power lines down all over the petrol pumps and across the A38, blocking the main (indeed from the trouble caused, what seems the only) route from Bristol City to Bristol Airport.

Maybe "exciting" doesn't cover how we felt, because though we did make our plane in reasonable time, it wasn't before my FitBit showed me a pulse-rate far higher than anyone merely sitting in a coach should have.

Fortunately we were insured against things like that, and even more fortunately the insurance wasn't needed, but given a choice between "uneventful" and "exciting" at the end of a trip, I'll take the dull option every time... :-P

[moltonx]

Alright I have to say my piece because I have seen some people theorizing that the reason the institute is burned down is because of Gertrude or it has to do with the destruction of the panopticon but I have a theory and it’s kinda weird and crazy

In MAG 60: Observer Effect the statement giver Rosa Myers is a news broadcaster in the 70s but after unpacking her dead brothers boxes she finds and hand mirror and is seen by the eye she then has the constant feeling of being watched she suffers a breakdown and loses her job she says in her statement she would lay low until her parents died and 12 years later her both her parents had passed away over the 12 years she worked a civil service job laying low after which she found out that her brother consulted the institute before he died presumable about the artefact that marked her around 20 years after she was marked she killed a truck driver and stole his trucked pumped it full of petrol and drove it with the aim of destroying the Magnus Institue fortunately she got into a crash before she made it to the Institute

My theory is that instead of getting into a crash she drove into the institute destroying it in 1999 which is around 20 years after the 70s I don’t know if it has any significance but I just thought I would throw this out there

[azurenightowl]

All atmospheric lights on, lense flare and slow pan over Coruscant. The night sky is a dark green, almost black, something like rainforest soil where thousands of years of ecological equilibrium cause it to teem with life. The night sky is the gateway to a galaxy filled with life. Stars like mischievous worms, eating up the detrius. Hyperspace lanes like mycelium, intelligent, sprawling. Living. Everywhere, life.

Zoom in. We’re on a street, and it’s busy despite the late hour. The night sky is grey now—there’s too much light pollution. Breathe in. Petrol. There’s a kebab van down one street, and a rotting cat down the other. The sky still a gateway, but here in the gloam it’s muted. Most people on this street will never get out of it, out of the neighbourhood. Klaxon, motorcycle, screaming. It’s not quite the underbelly—the dark one, darker than the sky is—but the defining feature here is the poverty. Dirty streets, but bright streetlamps. There are ghosts playing piano, slim-wristed, gaunt-faced. It’s out of tune, and accompanies a lone saxophone, dripping like rainwater into every person’s apartment. Damp, moldy apartments. There is no moon, only claire de lune.

Even in the slums, Coruscant gleams.

Zoom in further. There’s a man in dark robes. Dark brown, almost black but not quite. The fabric is fine, hand-woven by masters, but the cut is simple. He carries in his pocket an expensive jewel his lover gifted him, which he will not have the liberty to wear. Enter the hero: Anakin Skywalker, beloved, walks away from the apartment that only the two of them know exist, lost in thought. This was one clean. It smelled of antiseptic, kind of clean. There wasn’t a dishwasher but someone had to handwash the dishes and it wasn’t them, kind of clean. Somebody’s hands are wrinkled from washing the dishes, and it wasn’t them, kind of clean.

Close up on the hands. If you look carefully, you can see his hands are ungloved and perfectly white. Lady Macbeth killed herself out of guilt, you must remember, but the righteous do not jump off towers. They climb them—watch him climb the towers of Coruscant—and they nod in greeting to the guards, and they head home.

Anakin Skywalker, knight, walks into the Jedi Temple. Wide shot. It's a very large temple, but it's very small in this one, a gentle grey stone building, soft like dove-down and clouds, lit like an overcast day without rain. The rest of Coruscant is black brick and orange fire, infinite.

There are people milling about. An eclectic hectic mix of nocturnal adults and diurnal teenagers, and small, tiny ones, tripping into robes and giggling. A docent, coralling nine unruly figures into a line on the way to their midnight meal, is given a friendly pat on the back by their lineage brother, on his way home from a long mission.

The air hums—Coruscant gets warm but the air conditioning is good. It has to be, to support their plants through the summer. Anakin Skywalker, slave, is cold, never quite got used to these cooler temperatures. He starts to go back to his chambers for thicker, warmer dress, and stops. The clock chimes one, and he realises he has places to be. Close up of his frowning face.

He turns on his heel, and one of the younglings trips into him. He raises an eyebrow at them, they stutter out a cheery apology, and run back to their wearied and longanimous docent.

The tragedy here, in case you missed it, is the children running in these hallowed halls. Let the adults walk; these ones are small and haven’t learnt how tender is the sole of a foot. They’re laughing and they don’t quite yet know what it means to bleed.

Anakin Skywalker, murderer, signed up to teach a class. There’s a shortage of teachers, what with the war on. This is his way of giving back to this community which he loves.

For now, let him guide them through the first forms of lightsaber combat. Less katas, more yoga. There are some slackers, but fortunately that doesn’t matter as they won’t get to grow old enough to need it. These children will never see a warfront, because the frontlines will draw back to the heart of the temple and strangle them there. They won’t be old enough to understand what makes their deaths profane, why the camera must turn away from them.

Anyway, all of this to say that they enjoy the lesson. Anakin Skywalker, teacher, is relaxed, thorough, and funny.

Pan away. Please. This too is sacred, unwatchable.

Let them have this. They have so little, in the end. They are so little, in the end.

The night sky hangs itself outside the temple's grand windows, empty, empty, empty.

[alianoralacanta]

My First Race (13-03-2007)

Context: While waiting for the 2007 season to start, there was a forum thread about the first race everyone had attended live. This was before I could travel to races independently, but I did have a story to tell (even if the flies get more of a starring role than Michael Schumacher did), and it was long enough to need to go on my blog…

Warning! Long post alert!

I'm still waiting for my first GP race, but Dad did take me to the 2002 British GP qualifying. Boy was it a memorable day!

Having done my last GCSE exam the previous morning, I got home to discover that Dad had got qualifying tickets at the last minute (two friends had tickets, but couldn't go for reasons I never established). We promptly spent the next few hours getting necessary supplies - stuff for making sandwiches for lunch, earplugs for my rather sensitive ears, wellington boots that didn't have holes in them (in case of mud) and a little bag that folded out into a seat.

Waking up at 4:30am the next day, Dad and I were in our hitherto reliable red Volvo on the road to Silverstone by 6:00am. Everything was going fine and I was just remarking about how little traffic we'd seen when the fan belt went on the Volvo. It was 8:05am and we were just about to leave the M1. After a long wait and an even longer journey in a breakdown vehicle, we eventually found ourselves in Lutterworth at about 8:40am. Fortunately the local garage fixed the problem very quickly, an event Dad attributed to us telling the garage that we were heading for Silverstone…

We finally got to the track just in time to see Eddie Irvine's Jaguar go down the back straight for the last time in the morning practise. After that, we walked halfway round the track to see the paddock, with armful of Jordan advertising. The merchandising area looked really interesting, particularly for me whose previous experience of F1 merchandise stretched to a battered McLaren hat one my brother's friends gave me the previous year. Speaking of hats, Dad and I both bought a hat - Dad got a Ferrari cap and I got a Jordan one.

After this, we continued around the outside of the track, looking at all the corners. It was about when we got to Stowe that Dad noticed a problem. There was a swarm of flies and a few wasps hanging around my head! I had foolishly picked a yellow Jordan hat instead of a black one, and the poor insect life around Silverstone must have thought I was a giant flower…

The next thing we did was eat lunch while listening to the circuit radio. Dad and I had chosen the exit of Club corner for our area, and it was a very good choice. Not only could we see everything from the Stowe exit to the start of the Luffield complex, but there was also a giant TV in the vicinity. Halfway through our sandwiches, the action began.

Seeing an F1 car in its full glory was really exciting, but seeing several together was about the most thrilling thing I'd seen in my life! Hearing the V10s and seeing the different lines everyone took was exciting, especially in the rare moments I could hear the commentary over the sweet song of metal on edge. The intellectual interest was high too; not only was there the pole chase, the Jordans and the home drivers to watch out for, there was also the question of whether Alex Yoong would qualify (he didn't) and whether Arrows would even bother to participate (they did; it was the last time Arrows put its whole heart into a race weekend, too).

As a Jordan fan, I'd've been happier if that song had not been punctuated with the awful scrape of Sato's nosecone dragging on the tarmac (it fell off its connectors on its own accord, apparently) and if Fisichella's original engine had stayed operational for more than one-and-a-half laps. This was probably why I couldn't find anything suitable to say to the Jordan staffer I saw a few hours later in the petrol station on the way out…

You may have noticed that at no point during any of this did I need the new wellies. In fact, Dad and I got back with sunburn. We'd packed the bag with stuff for every weather, including a complete change of clothes - except for sunscreen. For once, summer was in Britain - and I forgot to plan for it!

As for the grid, I considered it a fairly minor matter until I got back home to watch the video Mum did of the coverage, but it went:

1st…Montoya (a fast lap that seemed to come out of nowhere, but Montoya then went nowhere fast on race day)

2nd…Barrichello (unusually, he beat his team-mate, and would go on to have an eventful race and still come 2nd)

3rd…Michael Schumacher (took it a bit steady, but won the race next day)

[darkmaga-returns]

By Andrew English

Perhaps autumn half-term week was not the best time for driving long distances in an EV on largely unplanned routes, but then family life is like that, full of the unexpected, joyful and sometimes sad.

The first thing I learnt during 11,000 miles in the Mach-E was that it isn’t a “proper” Mustang. Secondly, if you regularly cover high mileage in an EV, you need to travel when everyone else isn’t to avoid queuing at chargers.

Fortunately, now that my three-month eschewal of fossil fuels is over, I’m able to use my Honda Civic Type R for long personal journeys, although the Ford is still pressed into service when work calls.

Recently, a family illness was a force majeure and the Civic was being serviced so the Ford was the only transport. Unfortunately, no amount of planning could avoid bank-holiday travel and the armada of electric vehicles needing to charge.

It looked as though Gridserve hadn’t done much planning, either. Of its 24 high-current chargers at Exeter services, eight were out of service. It was chaos.

“I’m glad my boss will be doing this next week so he can see what it’s like,” said Gridserve’s Matt Sidwell, who was doing sterling work trying to instil order to the rambunctious queuing system. With no space to stack cars, no signposting and people constantly trying to push in, he was fighting a losing battle.

[xylophonetangerine]

Benzene replaced tetraethyl lead as the standard anti-knock agent in automotive petrol but it's not as unproblematic as you might think. Benzene is better than lead in that it's not bioaccumulative but it is a potent carcinogen. Fortunately benzene (unlike TEL) is largely decomposed into less hazardous hydrocarbons in internal combustion engines so traffic exhaust is not super hazardous but working at a filling station or living near one increases your risk of developing certain blood cancers due to increased exposure to benzene from uncombusted petrol.

[blessed1neha]

Career Field as per Astrological Signs

I've identified the industries or enterprises that are fortunate for particular Signs. Each Sign has a special beneficial note that resonates with a certain industry, making these enterprises inherently lucky for a given Sign. It makes sense that people born under these Signs should continue to have the most luck investing in their shares, given the luckiness of the companies. They can never lose if they invest in long-term investments. The investors' intraday trading time period will always be profitable, but they won't make a loss either. Naturally, the investor must conduct a market research of the company before making any acquisitions because, as you are aware, not every company in a certain field can succeed at the same time.

Let's now discuss astrology. Okay if you are aware of your horoscope or birth chart. To find out more, look at your Ascendant at birth. If you're unsure, check your Name Sign or Moon Sign. For instance, if your name starts with A, E, I, O, or L, you are an Aries. Using this technique, you can discover your moon sign. If your name doesn't correspond to your natal Moon Sign, don't worry. Search for your sun sign. In Aries from 14 April to 14 May, the sun will be. To benefit the most, you must be aware of your own natal chart, particularly the Lagna and Ascendant.

To benefit the most, you must be aware of your own natal chart, particularly the Lagna and Ascendant. According to my observations, a person's birth chart typically results in the best outcomes. Benefit percentages will be smaller for Moon or Sun signs than for birth ascension. Remember that buying stock only entails your personal involvement in the company. Your likelihood of success in the stock market will also be based on where your fifth house is in regard to your second or eleventh houses in the chart. Your Mars and Venus should be rather strong if you plan to engage in intraday trading or speculation. If your Saturn is truly powerful, it will rule as king.

If your Saturn is very strong, you will be the master of this field and earn long-term success. A strong Saturn in the chart's interpretation creates masters. They are fully aware of the stock market's ups and downs. Here is a list of the industries and companies where stock investments will perform the best.

1.Aries (Mesha): Cement, steel, automobiles, shipping, textiles, beverages, petrochemicals, power projects, chemicals and pharmaceuticals, and petrochemicals 

2.Tauras (Vrishabha): Infrastructure, Housing Companies, Food Industries, Hotels, Dairies and Ice Cream, Film and Television Industries, Cement, Steel, Leather 

3. Gemini (Mithuna): Publishing, print and electronic media, cement and steel, mobile devices, computers, banking, and information technology.

4. Karka (Cancer): Transportation, Water and Irrigation, Air Travel, Textiles, Beverages, Glass Manufacturing, Housing Companies, Refineries, Petrol and Natural Gas 

5. Leo (Simha): Pharmaceuticals, Agro Industries, Film and Television Industries, Paper and Printing Industries, Power Projects 

6. Virgo (Kanya): Finance and Insurance, Food and Nutrition, Pharmacy, Communications, Information Technology, Computers, Confectionary, Toiletries, and Toys 

7. Libra (Tula): Infrastructure, Edible Oil, Agro Industries, Cosmetics, Perfumes, Ceramics, Malls and Retail Channels, Entertainments, Music and Cassette Industries, Food and Beverage, Hotels, Dairies, Films and Televisions, Ice-cream, Leather, Food and Beverages, Ceramics, Ice-cream, Steel, Perfumes, and Ceramics 

8. The sign of Scorpio (Vrishchika) is represented by the industries of shipping, mining, export-import, automobiles, water and irrigation, pharmaceuticals, glass, refineries, and the insurance sector.

9. Saggitarius (Dhanu): All businesses related to education and students, including those in the banking, finance, export and import, publishing, paper, confectionary, and dairy industries. 

10. Capricorn (Makara): Oil and Natural Gas, Petroleum Refineries, Health and Nutrition, Pharmacies, Steel, Cement, Leather, Coal, Infrastructure, Engineering Industries, Housing Sector 

11. Aquarius (Kumbha): Projects related to power, research, steel, cement, leather, food, entertainment, music and cassette industries, infrastructure, banking and finance, and hotels. 

12. Pisces (Meena): Banking and finance, insurance, print and electronic media, paper industries, dairy and ice cream, pharmaceuticals, health and nutrition, shipping, exports and imports. 

How can I get the most out of this? Additionally, you stand to gain if you select a business whose name is auspicious and harmonious with your own Sign.

For purchases and long-term investments, the 10th and 11th signs from your Moon Sign or Ascendant will bring you the most success. Simple Company Selection Example: Which Shares would you choose to buy if your Ascendant or Moon Sign is Capricorn and you want to make long-term investments? Libra and Scorpio are obvious. You may now buy the most advantageous scripts for long-term investments based on the list provided above.

[icedteadrinker]

Today❗ This is my fucking wedding day 👰‍♂️💒 NEVERTHELESS‼️Nevertheless, John, despite the bad blood 🩸 I'll have none of it on my carpet 🧼 Now for Grace's sake 👩🏼 nothing will go wrong 😌🙏 Those 😡BASTARDS😡 out there are her family 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 and if you fuckers do anything to embarrass her 🤨 your kin 👵🏼 your cousins 👦 your 'orses 🐴 your fucking kids 👶 you do 🚨ANYTHING🚨 to f- WHAT⁉️ No. No. No. 🙅‍♂️ No cocaine ❄️ No cocaine 🚫 No sports 🏌️‍♂️ no telling fortunes 🔮 no racing 🏎️ no fucking sucking 😳 petrol ⛽ out of their fucking cars 🚗 And you 🫵 Charlie, stop spinning yarns about me 🧶 eh? But the main thing is 😐you bunch of fuckers😐 despite the provocation from the cavalery 🏇 no fighting 🚫🥊AY! No fighting ⚔️ no fucking fighting 😤 no fighting ‼️NO FUCKING FIGHTING‼️

[atomic-taco-muffin]

Continuation

meanwhile in the voice call

Mysterion: OUT THE WINDOOOOOoooowww.................

*splat*

Mysterion: Just kidding

Death Girl: Simple a combination mouse trap and catapult.

*SNAP - SPROING - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH - . . . . . . . . . . thud*

Henrietta (she didn’t care enough to make a username): I take it that the “THUD” is you whacking him out of bounds with your baseball bat?

Professor Chaos (Villan Butters): shouldn't that be SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK - WHOOSH?

Human-Kite: Maybe we could invest in a cat.

Super-Craig: Shove the mouse down Cartman's trousers!

Death Girl: No, it should be: SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK – WHOOSH – ting

Call-Girl: Did you have a bad mouse experience during your childhood???

Mosquito: Gee, that X-Box demo would have worked heaps better if they'd thrown a mouse into a room full of mouse traps already primed with other mice, setting off a chain reaction of SNAPs, SQUEAKs and SPROINGs.

Doctor Timothy (super hero Timmy): This is my one line comment.

Tool-Shed: Maybe we can convince Mysterion to eat it?

Mysterion: That'll take a lot more convincing then five dollars

Fastpass: You can do it!

Death Girl: Or we could put it back where it belongs .. plugged into the back of somebody's computer.

The Coon (super hero Cartman): Hasn't anyone seen Stuart Little??? He could be our ticket to fame and fortune!

(He’s a raccoon themed super hero)

Human-Kite: Has anyone ever seen both Cartman and the rat at the same time?... just wondering if there's some secret identity thingy going on.

Tool-Shed; Maybe he's the little bastard moving everyone's stuff

Call-Girl: So was it the mouse that was sneaking smokes in the toilet? Seems like the poor little thing is getting blamed for everything else

Fastpass: Let's get him!

Mysterion: I could use another mouse or two to help power a car...

Death Girl: Let's just cover the room in Petrol and light it up now!

Henrietta: Put his little mouse head on a big dirty pike as a warning to others...

Mysterion: Lets just all burn our pants.

Tool-Shed: Umm, you go first

Fastpass: Let's get him!

Mysterion: You all want to jump me now I've burnt my pants huh?

Death girl: One of my friends had a story about his father doing the mouse vs petrol thing when he was young, and with its last chance at revenge, the burning mouse ran into some very long, very dry grass, set the grass alight, and burned down a whole farm.. crops, machinery, house, and also the people who owned it...

Mosquito: See, vicious little mongrels, mice. Burn your house down soon as look at you. They're dangerous! Arsonists! Satanists! They must be stopped, before it's too late. It's us or them. oh, and I'm always available for a pants burning. name a time

Mysterion: Release your anger and complete the journey to the dark side...

Tupperware: Why don't we just get the mouse!?

Human-Kite: That's not the mouse you are looking for.. Move along, move along.

Call-Girl: I don't think Mysterion needs any help releasing . . .

Tool-Shed: Certainly not releasing so much as restraining.

Mosquito: Has anyone heard the one about the mouse and giraffe that met in a bar?

Tupperware: Yep

Call-Girl: I think we should all try and get out of the HQ a little more

The Coon: Woowoo! Call-Girl said we can all go home!

Fastpass: Let get HIM then!

Tupperware: Let's have pants burning as a random encounter, or even a full mission. Somebody keeps sneaking into the base and setting fire to peoples pants

Wonder-Tweek: There isn't really a mouse. I just made the whole thing up lol

Fastpass: Lets get Tweek then?

Doctor Timothy/ Blah blah blah!

Super-Craig: Dracula impressions? Really?

Tupperware: blah blah blah, dude!

The Coon: If it was MY mouse, Id say like “Get back in the kitchen and cook me some pie bee-atch”

Human-Kite: You have a pie-cooking mouse?

The Coon: Yeah of course I do

Mosquito: Let's just set up a big barbed wire cage or even better, a dome and have a sort of last man standing dealie. The winner gets to eat the mouse...

Death girl: Are we fighting the mouse or each other?

Mosquito: I've always wanted to compete versus a rodent I might actually have a chance of winning.

Doctor Timothy: Aaaaaargh!

Mysterion: “I'm not imagining this as Tupperware, Mysterion and New-Kid also saw him albeit rather briefly" I'd just like to categorically deny ever seeing a mouse. Tweek is a loon.

Hana: *walks into the room* yo Eric, dinner’s ready. You can talk to your friends later

[f1]

FIRST LOOK: AlphaTauri reveal livery for 2023 AT04 at glitzy New York F1 season launch

AlphaTauri have become the latest F1 team to launch their 2023 season, showing off the livery that will adorn the yet-to-be-presented AT04 challenger during a special event in New York. Long-time team boss Franz Tost, continuing driver Yuki Tsunoda and new arrival Nyck de Vries were all on hand for Saturday’s reveal, which followed Red Bull’s own season launch in the Big Apple a week ago. WATCH: AlphaTauri’s new F1 car roars into life with pre-season fire up Coinciding with New York’s famous Fashion Week, the launch represented a perfect fit for the AlphaTauri fashion brand, who are owned by Red Bull and replaced Toro Rosso as the Faenza squad’s official name in 2020. In a suitably stylish unveiling, AlphaTauri presented a now traditional deep blue and white colour scheme for their new car, which will be powered by Honda engines running under the Red Bull Powertrains moniker. However, red highlights now complement the palette courtesy of Polish oil refiner and petrol retailer ORLEN linking up with the team as a ‘Principal Partner’ for 2023, having moved across from rivals Alfa Romeo. A dash of red has made its way onto the AlphaTauri livery AlphaTauri head into the new season looking to turn their recent F1 fortunes around, having slipped from sixth in the 2021 constructors’ standings to ninth in 2022, when all-new technical regulations came into play. Japanese racer Tsunoda keeps his place at the team for a third successive season, with De Vries arriving in place of Alpine-bound Pierre Gasly after the Dutchman’s impressive stand-in performance for Williams at last year’s Italian Grand Prix. BARRETTO: Why AlphaTauri’s newest recruit Nyck de Vries could be 2023’s dark horse Speaking at the launch of AlphaTauri’s new livery, and looking at the year ahead, Tost said: “I think that the whole field will be much closer together. Of course, the big three teams still have an advantage from their infrastructure, from the personnel side, but I’m quite convinced that in 2023 the cars will be much more evenly matched. “In addition, while [Max] Verstappen won the championship quite early on in the season last year, I don’t expect that one driver will have such a big advantage this year and win so early. “I think it will become a fight that goes on until the end of the season. That’s what the fans, spectactors, and we all want to see.” With the AT04’s livery out in the open, it means half of F1’s 10 teams have revealed their colours ahead of the new season – Aston Martin being the next outfit due for launch on February 13. TEAM GUIDE: The essential lowdown on Italian team AlphaTauri as Tsunoda and De Vries prepare for 2023 AlphaTauri and the rest of the F1 grid will gather at the Bahrain International Circuit for pre-season testing from February 23-25, with the opening round of the campaign following a week later at the same Sakhir venue. via Formula 1 News https://www.formula1.com

[trekbec82]

I once had an Amazon parcel delivered to a petrol station the next suburb over from me.

The street address is the same, and both suburbs start with the same letter, so we've had regular mail delivered there too over the years, this was not the first time for my family.

What really got me was, my parcel was just left on a shelf near the front counter, not even given to the staff member.

Fortunately I was able to call the petrol station and say "hey can you please put my parcel behind your counter and I'll come and get it in about 10 minutes" and they did, but like... It's not that hard to make sure you have the right suburb when making a delivery.

[stqrlverr]

SINFUL WATCHERS | 002

pairing // s. geto x f!reader // w.c 1863

synopsis: Geto Suguru, moulded by the hefty hands of the Lord himself, and his brazen suggestion for him and distant friend/classmate L/n Y/n (Satan's favourite poem and existence opposed by heaven's residents) to anonymously post a video of their lewd entanglement on twitter proves to be more hazardous than one would think. Who knew one viral video could overturn God's plan?

warnings: 18+, heavy smut, modern!uni/alternative!AU, forbidden romance (?), fwb, angst, uploading of NSFW content by characters (basically Twitter p0rn stars), blasphemy, religious imagery/symbolism

series m // chapter 001 // chapter 003

AS Y/N TRUDGED down the stoned path; a yawn accidentally tumbled off her tongue after the transparent puffs illustrating the chilly breeze attempted to ambush her clothed figure despite the oversized coat she clung to in desperation to obtain body heat.

Beginning her third year at university had its benefits – such as the academic term beginning mid-autumn, which permitted admiration for the sky's decorative imagery.

Murky swirls obscured the visibility of the highest building tops as street lamps guided citizens. Fumes of revved engines at a standstill via traffic were one of her favourite scents, an unhealthy aroma similar to one of petrol, whilst the fog embraced a noose around residents of this specific road as it revelled in forcing drivers to operate their headlights despite the mornings' arouse. The gloomy mist encompassing Y/n's location was apologetic, forced to shoulder the benevolent sun's role who'd been dismissive of its job.

Her half-lidded eyes struggled to cloak the remaining tiredness, still apparent, having not attained any peaceful hours of Z's last night.

Eight AM. How dreadful for commuters in Tokyo?

Having been awoken around two hours prior, a forceful splash of freezing water to revive her sunken traits, followed by her cramped travel on the overcrowded tube, hadn't benefitted her as she remained unaffected by the chilly liquid and bustling crowd.

Reserved behind her shoulders was her hair, typically down and lacklustre of any fancy styling, which slightly swayed with each sluggish step she took towards her first destination before reaching the building home to campus grounds she was to be present in – the frontal pieces feathered to frame her beguiling features; wispy and requiring low maintenance.

Her excuse for the inflation of her eye bags (although smartly disguised with concealer) was solely due to her commitment to achieving the highest grade possible; Y/n's intelligence was overlooked and never truly acknowledged, yet a far more important attribute compared to her stunning looks. Fortunately, her lashes and the upper curve of her eyes, thinly lined with black, beautified her irises.

Truthfully, despite Y/n's nose buried between countless books last night, the off-white pages were repetitive and struggled to grasp her full attention. Although she genuinely attempted to cram as much revision as possible so she could attain the best possible grade.

Generally, she thoroughly enjoyed the subject, the literature entertaining and enjoyable to assess – especially when using a multitude of highlighters, the vibrant colours signifying essential sections of text. Furthermore, the rhythmical language studies expanded the pallet of her vocabulary.

Focusing her sight on her suede mules, largely clocked by her baggy jeans, she continued her journey in silence. Her headphones awaited use in her tote bag, the pattern of her breathing less irritable than the music usually pooled within her ears.

One small purpose of her timid amble down the dimly lit road busied by rampant engines was to regain control of her flailing nerves, not prepared to settle until her favourite beverage soothed the dehydration of her throat – Tokyo's chill her body's enemy as the lightweight haze infused itself upon her flesh, her paleness temporary and due to dissolve once she emerged past the homey entrance of her favourite café.

"My dear L/n!".

Y/n jolted as her lips pinched together in a hard line from the sudden verbal attack. Her body flinched before she swore impulsively in a sharp outburst. Her muscles relaxed, and her expression contorted into an unimpressed flat-lined frown, having registered the lanky man sneering before her.

Gojo Satoru grinned, flashing his pearly rows of teeth, which she internally questioned whether she should lean over and bash in, ultimately settling on restraint rather than pursuit.

Her defeated sigh pecked his ears before her playful punch landed on his tanned arm, which elicited his chortle once he mentally replayed the reaction he had successfully pulled out of her.

"What do you want?" She questioned as he strode beside her but out of sync, his strides longer and mismatched because of the gap between their heights.

Much to the girl's dismay, she attempted to mend their desynchronisation. His amiable grin, which lovesick girls fawned over, crept upon his peach lips, having noted her struggle to match his chipper pace.

"That's how you greet me?" Gojo pouted, and his arctic hues followed suit as they exhibited a false narrative of nurture and a blanket of commitment to long-term romance for women who frolicked around him, although aware of his natural ability to romanticise any girl with cordial charm.

His second-to-best friend huffed with her softly filled-in brow arched when turning to face him whilst tranquillity slung around their necks like an additional companion, the roads continuously occupied unlike the pathway weirdly lacking other pedestrians.

Due to his physical traits and all-rounded personality, many female students swooned despite his reputation of going on meaningless dates every other night. Women weren't aware of his inner-wiring, his strenuous efforts to please his expectant parents with a biology degree overshadowed by his public image of being notorious on the basketball court. However his charismatic character overrode his flaws concerning arrogance typically present during matches.

He was one out of two of her best/close friends. However, she never missed an opportunity to mention her tolerance for Gojo stemmed from their introduction in secondary school – otherwise, she would've avoided him and his coy advances long ago.

"Seriously, you seem moodier than usual." her lean snowy-haired friend pointed out, and she merely nodded in agreement.

The charming flirt regularly sprouted nonsense she disagreed with, a constant routine between the duo which showcased the power dynamic within their friendship; however, she couldn't deny the accuracy beneath his observation today.

"That's because you're with me and not Nanami." she joked as she name-dropped the third member of her trio, but quickly returned to her emotionless daze.

She continued, "Okay, I'm just messing. I stayed up late-".

"Doing what, huh?" His query interrupted her explanation before he launched a cheeky grin upon his pristine face whilst she scoffed, turning away with flushed cheeks when unable to erase his suggestive smirk.

His assumption was highly crude and certainly not a confession Y/n would admit to Gojo or any other friends for that matter; however, she detested his sexual indication not being incorrect.

Admittedly, last night's events included a miniature break of self-pleasure, which had occurred not once but thrice. It appeared overboard yet Y/n couldn't resist admiring her touch against her tense figure in front of her mirror. That bubbling rush of temporary desire to orgasm replaced her regular bloodstream with buzzing adrenaline.

Thus, another reason behind her consciousness awake past her regular bedtime was to be caught up with content following the hours she had thrown to waste.

"Don't interrupt me, and I didn't invite you." her stare acquainted itself once again with her shoes, mentally aware it was he who usually accompanied her to this specific business surrounding freshly brewed java anyway. Plus, Gojo was accustomed to her particular methods of teasing.

"Anyways, forget it." she finished, and Gojo nodded in understanding as he too strived to maintain an acceptable grade for the sake of his reputation and several adults polluting his life.

Abruptly, his features souring disrupted their rapport.

"Now, who seems moody? Date with a weirdo?" Y/n teased with an edge of curiosity, wonderous but not surprised at his sudden shift in mood.

The typical Gojo Satoru cowered out, his confidence raised on honour and elevation. "Nah, just thought about yesterday's practice exam," he paused as his usual cheer returned. "Also, yes. She was weirder than she let on." He shuddered.

Y/n scoffed at his dramatics, but it was nothing out of the ordinary, as he was a man hellbent on athleticism, his attractiveness, and being the best.

"That bad? Consider it as a pre-caution, for your sin of leading all these girls will bite you in the ass one day." She lectured with a shake of her head, a timid laugh caused by her point and her self-appreciation for not romantically admiring men like himself.

Gojo's lip snagged into a relatively relaxed smile when reminiscing about her previous reprimands regarding his romantic ways. He proceeded to watch Y/n's shoulders deflate and bewitching eyes roll back, having noticed he interpreted her care as pure entertainment and that her warnings wouldn't be taken seriously.

"Oi..." She warned before a sharp inhale swept across her lungs, interrupting his miniature admiration in the midst of opening the pristine glass door, a portal for savoury pastries desperate to be tasted and their purpose fulfilled once gnawed upon in customers' watering mouths.

The (unprofessional) athlete jumped back with his arms blocked in front of him, a lame excuse of a shield upon noting his failure to hold the entrance agape for his friend, who usually moseyed into the familiar environment before him.

"There's only banana-nut muffin left," he explained, scurrying to the counter, his soft spot for Y/n inexcusable for allowing her to purchase the last treat they both favoured.

"I would've let you have it, idiot." She softly called out behind him.

***

Having bid a group of students goodbye, Y/n almost cherished her ease for conversing with anyone, the students waving as they walked away, having partaken in civil communication, the regular questions regarding the progress of their studies and their overall mood discussed.

Students who exchanged pleasantries with the extroverted introvert noted her openness to any conversation with anyone, her bias non-existent and her opinions judgement-free. Her swift remarks and sarcastic banter balanced her stoic demeanour and unconscious scowl, a shield for her hesitation to trust. Her ability to expel discomfort between herself and a newly introduced soul was relieving (but worrisome for a specific group of others) as rumours of a disinterested and unapproachable aura were proven false once anyone was gifted an opportunity to converse with her.

However, the injurious thorns sown beneath her flesh that were moulded by scorched soil planted within hell's backyard, spared the oblivious undergraduates from the pernicious effects of being pricked. Satan's icky cords permanently seared around her figure was representative of her odious character, a sufferer from vitriolic attacks by the deceased graded as absolute piety living in Heaven.

Prioritisation of meaningless temptation obfuscated residents of this temporary world and their ability to differentiate others' authenticity, their wrongful regard of Y/n's ruthless reputation humorous and her delight in malignity soon to evolve as others risked an eternal blaze for voluntarily witnessing her and another's videoed sin.

Y/n's posture straightened, having noticed a familiar figure intrude her line of vision, her back stiff from resting against the bumpy brick of one of the main buildings she had been waiting to enter.

Incarnated with traits of infernal yet masked by normalcy aided her popularity amongst her peers. All but one man birthed to derail the desire for deeds linked to the underworld, associated her with the deathly region. Yet, his bewitchment surrounding the rendezvous of their two souls replaced the objective of his origin.

"How nice of you to join me, Geto.".

Blurred like an un-steadied lens attempting to focus, Y/n and Geto were mistakenly camouflaged with other students, two future stars too hidden to detect.

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Best Budget-Friendly Electric Scooters In Kolkata

In recent years, the demand for electric scooters in Kolkata has seen a significant rise. With growing environmental concerns, rising fuel costs, and the need for efficient urban transportation, more people are switching to electric mobility solutions. If you're looking for an affordable yet reliable electric scooter, this guide will help you explore some of the best budget-friendly options available in Kolkata.

Why Choose Electric Scooters in Kolkata?

Kolkata, known for its bustling streets and vibrant culture, demands a cost-effective and efficient mode of transport. Electric scooters offer several advantages, including:

Cost-Effective Travel: Lower running costs compared to petrol-powered scooters.

Eco-Friendly: Zero emissions contribute to a cleaner environment.

Easy Maintenance: Electric scooters have fewer moving parts, reducing maintenance expenses.

Smooth City Commute: Perfect for navigating through Kolkata's traffic with ease.

Factors to Consider When Buying a Budget Electric Scooter

Before investing in an electric scooter, it's essential to consider a few factors to ensure you make the right choice:

Battery Life & Range: Opt for a scooter with a battery range that suits your daily commute.

Charging Time: Look for models that offer faster charging times.

Weight Capacity: Ensure the scooter can accommodate your weight comfortably.

Features & Technology: Check for smart features like GPS tracking and mobile app connectivity.

After-Sales Service: Availability of service centers in Kolkata is crucial for long-term support.

Top Budget-Friendly Electric Scooters in Kolkata

1. Hero Electric Optima

Price: Starting from ₹60,000

Key Features:

70-80 km range per charge

25 km/h top speed

Lightweight and easy to maneuver

Dual battery option available

Hero Electric Optima is one of the most popular choices for budget-conscious buyers in Kolkata. It offers a decent range and speed, making it ideal for daily commuting needs.

2. Okinawa Ridge+

Price: Starting from ₹68,000

Key Features:

90-100 km range

55 km/h top speed

Portable lithium-ion battery

Anti-theft alarm

Okinawa Ridge+ is perfect for those looking for an affordable scooter with advanced features like a detachable battery and anti-theft alarm system.

3. Ampere Magnus Pro

Price: Starting from ₹65,000

Key Features:

75-80 km range

50 km/h top speed

Digital display with trip meter

Comfortable seating

Ampere Magnus Pro offers a blend of affordability and performance, making it a great choice for daily riders in Kolkata.

4. Bounce Infinity E1

Price: Starting from ₹60,000

Key Features:

Swappable battery technology

85 km range per charge

App-based smart connectivity

Stylish design

Bounce Infinity E1 stands out with its unique swappable battery feature, providing added convenience for users on the go.

5. TVS iQube Electric

Price: Starting from ₹75,000

Key Features:

75 km range per charge

78 km/h top speed

LED display with smart features

Fast charging option

Though slightly on the higher side of the budget, the TVS iQube Electric offers premium features and great value for money.

Charging Infrastructure in Kolkata

One of the critical concerns for electric scooter owners is the availability of charging stations. Fortunately, Kolkata has been expanding its EV infrastructure, with numerous charging stations set up across key areas such as:

Salt Lake City

Park Street

Gariahat

New Town

Many budget-friendly electric scooters also come with portable chargers, allowing users to charge at home conveniently.

Government Incentives and Subsidies

The West Bengal government, along with the central government, offers incentives to promote electric vehicles. Some key benefits include:

Subsidies on purchase: Lower initial costs for buyers.

Tax benefits: Reduction in road tax and registration fees.

Loan facilities: Easy financing options for electric scooters.

Before purchasing, it is advisable to check with local dealers regarding the latest offers and government schemes.

Maintenance Tips for Electric Scooters

To ensure your electric scooter remains in good condition, follow these maintenance tips:

Regular Battery Checks: Avoid overcharging and deep discharging.

Tire Maintenance: Keep tires properly inflated for optimal performance.

Brake Inspection: Regularly check brake pads for wear and tear.

Keep it Clean: Clean the scooter to prevent dust accumulation.

Software Updates: If your scooter has smart features, keep the firmware updated.

Conclusion

Investing in electric scooters in Kolkata is a smart and eco-friendly choice for daily commuting. Whether you're a student, working professional, or homemaker, budget-friendly electric scooters offer a perfect balance of affordability and convenience. Brands like Hero Electric, Okinawa, and Ampere provide excellent options that cater to diverse needs.

Explore the wide range of electric scooters available at E-Went and make your switch to sustainable mobility today!

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and here in the UK you don't even need to be MARRIED to have your benefits taken away - just spending more than 2 nights a month in the same home as someone else the DWP will take as meaning you are in a relationship, and the other person is expected to financially support you - completely.

It doesn't matter if the other person is your sibling, parent, housemate etc, if you live with them more than 2 nights a month, you are their dependent, and lose your means-tested benefits. It means when I moved in with my partner, I had to give up my ESA. No more housing benefit, no more council tax benefit, nothing except PIP - and that is not enough to live on. It's not even *meant* to be for living on - PIP is meant only to help towards the EXTRA costs above and beyond normal daily living costs that are incurred by disabled people. It's not enough to pay your rent, water, gas, electric, phone, car tax, petrol, or public transport, clothing, and food. I'm fortunate, in that my partner does have a job and supports me, puts a roof over our heads, covers the utilities and groceries, but it's a strain, especially when I can't contribute much, if at all. So not only do we not even have marriage equality for disabled people in the UK, we don't even have the right to have a relationship - to just have a partner, even if you're not living with them - just spending some time together - without being punished with destitution.

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Toyota Rumion On-Road Price in Hyderabad: A Complete Guide

Toyota Rumion On-Road Price in Hyderabad: A Complete Guide

When considering a new car purchase, the Toyota Rumion often comes up as a top choice in the MPV segment. Its blend of practicality, comfort, and affordability makes it a popular pick. If you’re based in Hyderabad and thinking of buying this car, knowing the on-road price is essential. Let’s dive into the details.

What Makes the Toyota Rumion Special? The Toyota Rumion is a 7-seater MPV designed for families and professionals alike. With its sleek design, spacious interiors, and advanced features, it stands out in its category. Here’s what makes it exceptional:

Engine: A 1.5L petrol engine with Smart Hybrid technology ensures smooth performance and fuel efficiency.

Safety: Equipped with dual airbags, ABS with EBD, and rear parking sensors.

Comfort:

Features like automatic climate control, a touchscreen infotainment system, and ample legroom elevate the experience.

Toyota Rumion Variants The Rumion is available in multiple variants to suit different budgets and preferences. Common trims include:

S Variant: The base model with standard features.

G Variant: Mid-level trim with additional comforts.

V Variant: Top-end model loaded with premium features.

Where to Buy the Toyota Rumion in Hyderabad? Fortune Toyota is a trusted dealership in Hyderabad for purchasing Toyota vehicles. They offer:

Genuine pricing.

Excellent customer service.

Access to financing and servicing options.

Financing Options for the Toyota Rumion

You don’t need to pay the entire cost upfront. Most buyers opt for financing options. Banks and NBFCs provide competitive loan rates with flexible EMI plans. Always compare rates and read the fine print before signing up.

Toyota Rumion: Mileage and Performance The Toyota Rumion delivers an impressive mileage of:

Petrol Variant: 20 km/l (manual), 19 km/l (automatic).

Smooth city drives and stable highway performance make it a reliable option.

Conclusion The Toyota Rumion is a versatile MPV that blends functionality with style. Whether you’re commuting within the city or planning long family trips, this car won’t disappoint. With competitive pricing and top-notch features, it’s a value-packed choice in its segment.