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【KagePro】 KuroEne play board games together 🖤💙

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KuroEne play board games together (Shitpost)

Don't these images work great for the "No you" Uno Reverse card... 🔃

More of a lighthearted idea but I just remembered how on Christmas Eve I was playing card games and board games with my cousins.

So the board games and card games we were playing were like President (Card game using the traditional deck of 52 cards), Uno, and Tapple. And it just made me think of ideas of KuroEne playing together.

I would love to see KuroEne play card games together like Old Maid. It’s the card game where you have to discard pairs (if you have any) into the pile, and draw 1 card from another player’s hand each turn, hoping that you’re not left with the Joker card (Old Maid = Joker) at the end of the game, otherwise you lose.

Saeru sounds like a nightmare to play against 😭

Ene is up against the embodiment of knowledge

F: Ooooh Tapple, Kuroha is an entire dictionary himself, he'd win so no questions there

I guess Uno is the only fair one here for the both of them. I haven't seen President yet

Me: I'm just going off of what I remember, but basically with President, you're trying to get rid of all your cards the fastest.

(It's hard for me to explain through text. Sowwy)

The highest ranking cards are Jokers (can bomb any card), then 2s (work as bombs but Joker can bomb anything). And then traditional Ace, King, Queen, Jack are under that

So when a player puts down a card, then other players have to put down a card of either the same or higher value. So if a player puts down a 2, then it can clear the pile of that round. Though, Joker is a guaranteed bomb. The player who puts down a Joker can then choose to start and put down what they want

But you can't have only a 2 or a Joker in your hand at the end of the game, or you automatically lose. So, you try to get rid of your lowest ranking cards, first, strategically, then use 2s and Jokers in the hopes of getting to start the round and discard a card you want

F: Ooohh, yeah I've never heard of this one before, but it seems to be a... gamble type of game? Like it depends on the cards you get

Me: Yeah it's definitely luck based cuz the people who get 2s and Jokers are obviously at an advantage. Though people can win, even without having any.

Me: Even thinking of other card/board games... 😭 Chess is basically his win tbh. Especially since it's strategy based

F: Imagine Monopoly. My fav

Me: OH yeah Monopoly is fun

Me: YEAH. Tapple is like... You get a prompt (ex. Name something that is the colour red) and then each person has to go around naming something (and they press the timer at the start of their round). And then they press down the starting letter they used so it can't be used anymore

F: You gotta admit...

Me: DAKLSKSDSDKLDSKL

You know he would call her out on it though 😭

Me:

Kuroha: It's cute how you think I haven't noticed you putting the pieces in your pockets when you think I'm not looking.

Ene: ‼️

Ene: Hmph!!! (//>3<//)

F: You gotta admit Ene eating the pieces would be hilarious though

Me: 😭😂

Technically... her android body would probably be able to take it yeah

Old Maid

Cuz like with Old Maid, for example, you're hoping the other player takes the Joker if you have it. Since each turn, you take a card from another player

If Ene takes the Joker card from him (not knowing), he'll just watch her reshuffle her deck and memorize where the cards go to ensure he doesn't pick that one

She probably tries to reshuffle them every turn in response to this, but he still manages to remember cuz of course he would

So the goal of Old Maid is to discard your pair cards into the discard pile, and NOT be the one left with the Joker at the end of the game, otherwise you lose. Each turn, you discard your pairs (if you can), pick up a card from the deck, and then pick 1 card to choose from another player’s hand

I HC’ed that if Ene takes a Joker card from Kuroha, he just memorizes where the Joker card got placed into her hand when she took it from him, and he memorizes where the card goes when she reshuffles her deck. At first Ene shuffles it manually, but then reshuffles them via the common card shuffling methods (ie. Riffle Shuffle), but he still memorizes it. Eventually she just says to shuffle their cards underneath the desk or something or to put up a piece of cardboard in front of their cards when they shuffle, so that he can’t pull this shit anymore. Tho it wouldn’t affect him much anyway

Uno

And then with Uno. I think she wants to kill him fr guys when he stacks two +4 on her

Ok so I had a thought of how, in Uno, when someone puts down a +4, but then the other player can challenge it if they also have a +4 card in their hand, and if the person who originally put it down doesn’t have another +4 card, then they just take both +4 cards (and have to pick up 8 cards total).

I HC’ed that would happen with them. And when it does, Ene wants to bite his head off verbally.

Joker Card 🃏♦️

I think it’s cool to think about since Kuroha/Saeru is canonically Joker themed in the Playing Card set drawn by Sidu.

Kuroha’s smug expression in the Joker card art by Sidu is one of my top fave arts of him ever. It’s SO good. It’s so Saeru-esque… It fits him so well…. I love the compositions too

And also the Snakes and Golden Apples = Immortality fits with his character theme of rewinding the world so he can live forever (seeking Immortality)

The silver branches are so that it fits with the Black/Gold/Gray colour scheme (his main colours), so the sacred golden apples can hang from them in the composition, but I never knew silver branches + golden apples was usually associated with the Underworld in Celtic mythology, which is really cool as a coincidence.

As a parallel, he succeeded at Immortality via killing Takane, and Takane/Ene getting Opening Eyes → Immortal cyber body

Irt other symbolisms (aside from this art), I also get reminded of Uroboros (a snake eating its own tail to represent the eternal cycle of destruction and rebirth), and the World Egg myth with Kuroha/Saeru

Uroboros is just my HC.

And the World Egg myth is just cuz I got reminded of it lowkey. Since it has the imagery of a snake wrapped around an egg.

Misc

Though it is true that regardless of what they’re playing (shooter games, etc.) he’ll just throw the game sometimes by letting up at the end just to see how Ene will react after she wins, and also because he’s curious what will happen.

Like I feel like they would tend to do those kinds of bets because of how competitive Ene is. The outcomes could just be wholesome, or it could lead to intimacy.

If either of them lose:

Ene: Ok, I lost the bet, so, I’ll do whatever you want. Within reason, of course!

Kuroha: I’ll be your willing servant for the rest of the day (^-^)

Tapple

Me: Oh yeah with Tapple... The one where you come up with a word with the letter it starts with, according to the prompt. And each letter gets used only once during the entire game, so when a player puts the letter down, you have to use the others, and go until the whole thing is filled

I think he just wins at any games involving strategy or memorization. Playing with him sounds so frustrating fr LMAO

F: Yep I'm a little familiar with Tapple, I've seen people play it. Now imagine if the prompt is "diseases" and Kuroha pulled out the "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

Misc

Me: I wonder what other kinds of fun shenanigans they could pull off...

F: A "loser cooks dinner" type of scenario. Maybe??

Me: Ooooh cute... Though, Ene's body in my KuroEne AU is an android body so she doesn't need to eat though. And I imagine Saeru doesn't need to eat, but he can eat if he wants. The idea of Saeru cooking is cute though. Murderous wifeguy

F: Let my malewife HC stay alive

Me:

Douman: Wifeguy, malewife, wife, whore

Xanxus: Wifeguy

Idate: Wifeguy, whore

Kuroha/Saeru: Wifeguy, whore

Kuroha/Saeru is a wifeguy and a whore to me. The vibe is different than a malewife

Douman is a wifeguy, malewife, and a whore. Making them stronger than God.

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