#Ford always had an oral fixation

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Ford + oral fixation

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Tonight’s the Night!(part8)

TheDirt! TommyXReader

Summary: You have been on tour for almost a year, event after event, mile after mile. Your uncle was Doc the manager of Mötley Crüe, one of you favorite bands. He pulled a few strings and got you on this tour for a late birthday present and for making up the lost time from when you didn’t see him much as a child. As he was one of the only ‘father’ figures you had. Recently found yourself thinking more and more of Tommy. Could you possibly be falling in love with the hopeless romantic? If you were could he possibly feel the same? 

A/N: sorry about the last part.

~ “Come here.”~

word: 1357

You woke up your head pounding, the world spinning all you felt was one your urgent need to throw up and two the body of someone else right next to you. You quickly followed your instinct of getting up and running to the bathroom as soon a possible. You were hungover, great. As soon as you finished throwing up you weakly pulled yourself up and looked for something to get rid of the pounding scrambling through the cabinet you found motrin, popping a few in your mouth you walked back in to the room you were previously is finding a cup of something you downed it. Finally you looked at your appearance, you had make up smeared on your face, your hair was a complete mess and you also had no clothes on, you looked at the body next to you and smiled slightly. He wasn’t the exact in you wanted to wake up next to but he was close. Nikki fucking Sixx was sprawled out across the bed now. Never in your right mind would you have thought that you would wake up with any of them. You lived in a constant fantasy, of crazy rumors and late night booty calls, the press ate you up and so did the groupies and fans that wanted them. Maybe it made you a little famous, but all in all you started out just a fangirl and that made you happy always seeing them day after day even when you were pissed off at something they said/did. They understood that about you and everyonce in a while they let you geek out. But you also knew that they were too, regular people at the end of the day.

You found his shirt that was made into a muscle top and carefully climbed on top of him, you could tell Nikki was half awake because he was no longer snoring, a smirk fell apon his lips as he felt your skin on his. Nikki secretly has a crush on the presence your brought around him. You were tough as nails, but also sweet as sugar.

His hand skimmed up your thighs and landed on your butt, it wasn’t sexual it was just where it felt right. Nikki slowly opened his eyes blinking a few times in the process. “Sign me up if this is the right way to wake up.” His smile was small and yet so full.

“I heard there’s no waiting list.” You smiled and bent over pulling your hair back and kissed Nikki’s forehead, nose, then finally his lips. He kissed back. Pulling away smiling you grabbed his hand and held them kissing every finger “Can we make this real?” You looked at him

“Thought you liked Tommy?”

“I do and I did, but he’s with Heather and it’s obvious he doesn’t feel—“

“I didn’t really care, but if you want it then i’m sure we can make it work.” He squeezed your hands “What about doc?” Nikki eyes said that he wanted you and only you, and in a way you needed to get over Tommy.

“I don’t care about him.”

“okay that’s all i need.” He wrapped his arms around your back and pulled you down to kiss you which you accepted gratefully. You pulled away, and got up off of him.

“i’m gonna go take a shower sixx.” You walked away and jumped in the shower washing yourself and your hair from the hair spray and makeup from last night. It hit you that today was your 21st birthday. You hopped out of the shower and walked back out to grab your dress. Nikki was gone which was odd because you figured he’d get in with you. You shimmed the fabric back on. You were honestly ready to start drinking again. you made your way through vince’s largely sized house. Finally finding your way to the kitchen as you made breakfast for yourself.

“I want breakfast.” What do you know, Tommy fucking Lee walked out from the corner, rubbing his eyes.

“Make it your own damn self.” You rolled your eyes and made a plate for myself then setting yours down on the table in the dinning room before sitting down at the table

You heard the door slam shut and Nikki walked past the dinning room “Babe!” you yelled to him. Next thing you knew he was in the dinning room making his way towards you and kissed you on the lips.

Tommy was at the door way, he looked pissed.

“Your good in bed and in the kitchen. Hot.” Nikki winked and smirked as you got up and grabbed the plates for you Nikki slapped your ass causing you to moan slightly, putting them in the sink for you to do them later. You looked at Tommy who wouldn’t look at you and just stared into his lonely bowl of cereal. Hear came rebounding; Heather in nothing but Tommy’s shirt that he changed into last night, you felt you face become hot. Nikki strolled over to you and whispered into your ear ‘Your fucking hotter don’t even bother getting jealous’ before he kissed your neck.

“Come one Y/N I have to run some errands. Come with?”

“If only I get to change my clothes.”

“You’re bags already in my car.”

“You’re the best.” You stood on your tippy toes and pecked his lips before grabbing his hand and leading him out of the house walking to his Ford Mustang. You got his and the same with Nik as he started the car. You rummaged through your suitcase finding something to wear. Finding some leather pants, a leopard corset-type cropped top, your leather jacket, and your boots. you took off your dress. you didn’t care much about how people seen you as you were in Vince’s long as fuck driveway. You shimmy your way into your leather pants as those would be the hardest to put on, next your shoes. -Nikki could not keep his eyes on the road as you were changing, so swerving was an understatement.- you put on your shirt then your leather jacket. then you looked at nikki who was shifting in his seat.

“uncomfortable there?” you smirked and leaned over the center council slightly.

“Slightly. Pffft blow me.” He quickly looked at you in a almost pleading way.

“With pleasure babe.” You leaned over the council, unzipping his pants, slipping him out of his underwear -which you were surprised as he normally wore leather pants and the two don't mix apparently-  NIkki reclined the seat a little bit to make it easier for you as you brought your head down to his dick, you licked the slit causing a sharp inhale in his breathing, Nikki could control a situation like this very well, multitasking was one of the many things he was good at as a musician. Kissing the tip you put it the tip into your mouth swirling your tongue, earning a few groans, you were already over the teasing and you sunk your head further down, the part you couldn't fit in your mouth went to your hand, foundling his balls in the process. Now moans escaped his beautiful lips, along with your name. You began bobbing your head as you felt Nikki pull over to which you assumed was on the side of the road so he could focus on you only. Your core was dripping, you could feel it. You and pretty much the rest of the boys were the same with that. You guys probably had the same body count. Horny motherfuckers you were.

“Fuck babe fuck.” Nikki’s head dropped and you felt him twitch into your mouth then realeased his load. Most in your mouth, some fell out. You swallowed then licked the rest that fell on his stomach.

Sitting up all the way in your seat you looked Nikki dead in the eyes and wiped his load that went on your cheek onto your thumb and licked it off. Everyone knew Nikki had a oral fixation, it drove him crazy.

“My girlfriend is fucking hot.” Nikki was now leaning over the council and kissed you. Hard.

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Dean Winchester Bingo - 2019

Jealous? Me?!

Square(s) Filled: High School AU ( @spnkinkbingo ); Jealous Alpha ( @spnabobingo ), A/B/O ( @spndeanbingo ); Friends to Lovers ( @spnfluffbingo2019 ) Pairing: Alpha!Teacher!Dean x Omega!Teacher!Reader Summary: He didn’t want to say it, but Dean had it bad for you, and he wasn’t the only one. A new teacher had arrived in school, a Beta named Michael Shurley, and to Dean’s annoyance, the dude was really good looking, had tons of money and had his eyes set on you. Now, with all that being said, why wouldn’t he be cranky, moody and, most important: Jealous? WC: 1.2k words Warnings: High School AU, Dean has a crush. Friends to lovers. Young Alphas running around and stinking. Lots and lots of fluff.

The Drink of the Day

Square(s) Filled: Coffee Shop AU ( @spnfluffbingo2019), Coffee Shop AU ( @spndeanbingo) Summary: Dean always swears this coffee shop is his favourite because of the coffee itself, but maybe – just maybe – it has to do with more than that. Pairing: Dean x Barista!Reader WC: 640 words Warnings: Coffee Shop AU, Dean with a huge crush, gender-neutral reader. Sam is kinda tired of his brother beating around the bush and not telling you about his crush. Proofread by the lovely @onebatch–twobatch

Fallen Productions (Part 3)

Square(s) Filled: Impala ( @spndeanbingo), Oral Fixation ( @spnkinkbingo), Alpha/Omega ( @spnabobingo); Long Car Ride ( @spngenrebingo) Summary: You are a porn actress who just landed a position in one of the best production companies in the country. The job comes with a lot of perks, and the biggest of them is – without a shadow of a doubt – working with the three best actors in the market. Pairing: Pornstar!Alpha!Dean x Porn Actress!Omega!Reader WC: 2.4k words Warnings: Pornstar AU, ABO dynamics, the Impala makes an apparition. Oral Sex (Male receiving), vaginal sex, some dirty talk, oral fixation, semi-public sex (if you can call it that).

Nailing It

Square(s) Filled: Shark Week ( @spnfluffbingo2019); Polyamory ( @spnkinkbingo); Sam Winchester ( @spndeanbingo); Non-Traditional Alpha Traits ( @spnabobingo) Summary: Dean is the Alpha of your pack, a great one at that. Though the whole pack thing still confuses him, he knows just how to keep them safe and take care of them. That’s no exception to when it’s that time of the month for his beta teenage daughter. Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader x Beta!Sam Other Characters: Mary April Winchester (OC); Robert “Bobby” James Winchester; John Anthony Winchester (OC); Charlotte “Charlie” Donna Winchester (OC); Jody Mariah Winchester (OC); Henry Ford Winchester (OC). WC: 1.7k words Warnings: Winchester pack, polyamory, mention of periods, Dean being an amazing dad, mention of John not giving his kids what I call a good childhood… Just fluff, honestly. Reader has a uterus and that’s it. Notes: Summary by the lovely @random-fandom-fangirl2112. Proofread by her + @brokenncrown and @joannie95

New Thing

Squares Filled: Gags ( @spnkinkbingo); Castiel ( @spndeanbingo) Pairing: Dean x Castiel Theme: Light BDSM Warning: Uh… There’s a gag there. And two guys. But nothing explicit, no. But I added a “Read More” anyway. Summary: Sometimes, it’s good to try new things. AO3 Link

Home, Sweet Home

Square(s) Filled: ​Cop AU ( @spnfluffbingo2019), Flannel ( @spndeanbingo), Lactation Kink ( @spnkinkbingo); Nesting ( @spnabobingo) Summary: ​After a shift at the police station, Dean comes home with good news and for some sexy time. Pairing: ​Alpha!Dean x Omega!F!Reader WC:​ 770 words Warnings: ​Smut (Masturbation (man masturbating woman), nipple play, lactation kink, a tiny bit of dirty talk, gentle sex, fluff and Cop AU.   A/N: ​In this AU, equality exists and all future parents can take paid family leave when they are about to have a child + after said child is born.   Proofread by the lovely @onebatch–twobatch

The Saloon Girl

Squared Filled: Western ( @spngenrebingo); Whiskey ( @spndeanbingo) Summary: It’s Kevin’s bachelor’s party and thanks to his bride’s “no strippers” rule, the boys go out for drinks and fun at a saloon bar. Dean was expecting very low of that night, maybe some drinks and some girls dressing cancan dancers, but meeting you? Probably not. Pairing: Kind of Dean x Female!Reader WC: 1k words Warnings: This is a non-supernatural AU, so Dean is a mechanic.

One Bed For Three (F!R)

Squared Filled: Road Trip AU ( @spnfluffbingo2019); Road Trip ( @spndeanbingo); Smut ( @samwinchesterbingo); Double Penetration ( @spnkinkbingo) Summary: When Dean Campbell saves you from being run by a car during a road trip, you didn’t quite imagine you’d end up in bed with him and his brother. But you’re not complaining about that at all. Pairing: Sam x Female!Reader x Dean WC: 1.1k words Warnings: Smut (Anal sex, vaginal sex, double penetration), Dirty Talking. A/N: People with vaginas, please, pee after sex. I mean it. Not doing it will result in a UTI, and those are horrible. Beta’d by @joannie95

The Good/Bad Girl

Square Filled: Free Space ( @spndeanbingo) Rating: Mature. Summary: There’s something about Dean Smith that makes you crawl up the walls anytime you saw him; most of the times in a way that resembled the girl from The Exorcist descending the stairs, but sometimes… Well, sometimes you wanted to fuck his soul out of him. Today was one of those times. Pairing: Dean Smith x Female!Reader WC: 2.1k words Warnings: Pre-Smut, Office AU, some fluff, drinking, a lot of sexual tension, hits of BDSM. A/N: I know I said ‘smut’ a few days ago but I ended up hitting a wall and changing the end.

My Lady (F!R)

Squares Filled: Public Claiming/Mating ( @spnabobingo ); First Time ( @spndeanbingo ) Summary: For the Dothraki, everything important happens under the moonlight and the stars. When you find your true mate, a Lyseni-born man, there’s no place more right to consummate your union. Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Female!Reader WC: 1.3k words Warnings: Smut (Vaginal sex, oral sex), Public sex, Public Mating, Unprotected Sex, Dothraki AU, Fluff, ABO AU Proofread by the loveliest @joannie95 & @onebatch–twobatch

Like Family Does

Squared Filled: Nephilim ( @swansongbingo​); Soulmate AU ( @spndeanbingo​) Summary: After weird situations started happening around a small town, you and the boys decide to investigate. You expect to find a trickster, instead, you find your father. It’s not exactly a nice family reunion. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Nephilim!Reader Rating: Teen and Up WC: 1.5k words Warnings: Spoilers. Tension and angst. Soulmate AU where once you’re bonded you can feel each other’s pain. The amount of family problems in this one is huge. Proofread by the sweetest @joannie95​

The Start of Something New

Squares Filled: Winter ( @spndeanbingo); Scenting ( @spnabobingo ); Free Space ( @spnfluffbingo​ ) Summary: Dean had a huge crush on you when you were kids living side by side in Lawrence until the day your family moved out. Now, more than a decade later, he finds himself a second chance when reencountering you accidentally in a cold Winter night. Pairing: Alpha!Dean Winchester x Omega!Female!Reader Other Characters: Sam Winchester, Mary Winchester, Jessica Moore WC: 2.6k Warnings: ABO Dynamics, Scenting, childhood crush, angst if you squint, lots of fluff. This is a literal fluff bomb. A/N: This story was requested and commissioned by the amazing @flamencodiva and a continuation can’t be requested.

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All the rest of the numbers you haven't answered yet

1. How many people have you had sex with? 

39

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

I have a list, so yes.

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first real boyfriend. It was okay. 

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

The last time Toni was here.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

This one night stand I had, this guy took a toy that isn’t meant for insertion and put it in me and JFC IT WAS BAD. It was like a finger bullet for clit stimulation but he just didn’t know what he was doing it was very bad.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Children’s section of a library. 

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don’t masturbate in unusual places I don’t think.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

No I don’t think so.

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

I was like 10 and I would hump a stuffed animal I didn’t learn what I was doing until I was like 12 tho.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes.

QUEER SHIT

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship? 

Yep!

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

When I ID’d as a girl I would date boys so sort of?

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

I liked to kiss girls and boys when I was in 3rd grade.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

Mostly.

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

OKCupid or Tinder. It’s hard.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

Mom knew it. Dad doesn’t care.

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

All my friends are pretty much not straight. No one cared.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

I don’t remember? I guess my neighbor when I was young but??? I made out w my ex gf in a bathroom.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

Anytime Toni and I get together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we r so gay

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

I don’t know My boobs are Okay I Guess but I Still Hate Them My Body Is Bad

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

Shave impulsively and then don’t for 3 months until I feel gross. Which is beginning to happen I have to shave soon 

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Boobs, tummy, thighs, back, hips, arms.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

Big areola that is bascially they exact same color as my skin and then a small lil nip.

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

Innie

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

yes. yes.

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other? 

one is bigger than the other

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

usually real ones I get off to my most recent sexual encounters most of the time.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

probably harrison ford

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

yes i absent mindedly fantasize a lot 

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

nope sometimes its just a job that must be done

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

ehhhh sometimes

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nope

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

well i already mentioned harrison ford but there are a few i guess

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

YES

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

i don’t kno!! kissin my babe all over 

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

pretty cool

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

i think i have a foot fetish but also watersports

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

both but mostly a sub just bc i’m so flustered about domming

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

toni held me down i guess but before that i think they tied themselves to the bed

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

yes

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

yes 

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

yes

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

yes the ones i mentioned above

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

not much. 10 bucks a sex toy x the 6 i’ve owned so like 60 bucks over 6 years

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

yes

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

only Once

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

sometimes when Toni plays with my nipples I think I might lmao

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

i don’t know, soft consistent touches 

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

 y e s 

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

masturbation 

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

nope

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

i get turned on more by rough contact but if ur tryna make me nut u gotta be gentle with my genitals 

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the one from peneration

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

takes a while still

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why? 

YES YES YES I LUV TO PLEASURE PPL

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

lay me down

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

hit that nut button

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

different just bc i have such a little experience w a vagina 

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

yes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

yes

69. Do you like 69ing?

no!

70. Can you deep-throat?

yes

EVERYTHING BUTT

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

probably like a marker?

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

ye

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

a lot 

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

it was masturbation and i had a dildo in my butt and it was SICK

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

ye

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

yes

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

I WANT TO SO BAD !!!!!!!!

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

i had a threesome probably a year ago with a couple i knew. i had had sex with the guy before and his gf was super cute and it was pretty ok his girlfriend said i have very soft hair.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

i have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

in theory it’s a huge kink of mine especially a gang bang but in reality that is SO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

I’ve done both and honestly arranging it before hand is so much better.

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

no

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

i talked bout this above.

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

yep in the threesome i had a year ago one of his biggest fantasies was being sucked off by two girls at once and i’m not a girl anymore but  it was somethin

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

no

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

no

**BONUS DARES**

91. Post a selfie.

here

93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush. @regalvoid

94. Post your follower count. almost 600

95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up. http://satankicker.tumblr.com/tagged/me

96. Tag your top five followers. no

97. Post your most recent Facebook status here. ain't nothin like a midnight taco bell run w ur bro

98. Post the last SMS you received. it was from my sisters fiance about dog sitting.

99. Post the last SMS you sent. also about dogsitting.

100. Send me $500. send ME 500