#For what is this himbo hobo so hot???
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Gintoki in the fucking trailer got me like
#And both DOES and Spyair it's just 💯💯💯💯#For what is this himbo hobo so hot???#Gintama#gintoki sakata#nightblogging but not really#gintama the final
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Can you write aizawa meeting denkis dad and like father like son is also a himbo?
Thoughtless Man - Headcanons
Warnings - Cursing
Note: Long headcanons? Long headcanons! Now I know what you're gonna say, "But Unavailable, the only two Aizawa works you have are headcanons!" and you are absolutely correct. My brain is going down the drain, I don't think I could pull another full fic out of my backside 😩. I did have fun with this though, the loose format of headcanons is a nice break from plot development in fics hehe
sorry it took like a week lmao
Male Reader
Tired hobo man oh noo
Aizawa is just a himbo magnet
This poor poor man istg
Anyways it's himbo headcanon time hehe
Different formatting 0o0
Meeting
You met at a typical parent teacher conference
Honestly Aizawa was hoping that you would be nothing like your son, but the universe has dashed his hopes once more
You seemed very respectful though, so at least you don't sUCK-
But anyways
You yourself aren't a hero, but you fully support Denki's ambition
Aizawa actually thought it was kind of endearing how much you wanted him to succeed
He'd casually slip something in like "Where'd he get his energy from" or something like that
And you'd just kind of chuckle and go "His mom. We split up though, so I try my best to deal with him :)"
CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION
You're single?
ohoho
Well that changes everything doesn't it?
No, actually, it doesn't.
He doesn't care.
Not now at least
Aizawa's Totally Heterosexual Panic
After the conference Aizawa was doing his normal stuff
Yknow, being tired and hating his job
Everything is as usual
Until you popped into his classroom??
You could see the question marks in the air
Naturally he's like "Oh Kaminari's hot dad why r u here?"
And you'd answer with something about needing to leave something for Denki
Because I can't think of a valid reason
PLOT PROGRESSION
You, being charismatic somehow coerced him into a conversation?
And you were actually really sweet and fun to talk to???
Panic frfr
As it turns out you're just oblivious and naturally good with people
If you aren't just pretend
So now the little fact that you're single is just CIRCLING HIS HEAD
Oh no, what will this 100% straight man do?
How This Disaster Relationship Happened
This man didn't ask you out he's too much of a pussy
He can handle literally anything but this
Villains? Yeah sure he'll beat their ass
Angsty teenagers with strong quirks? Yeah he's got it
Present Mic? Kind of-
But he absolutely will not ask you out first
How rude, you had to do it
You actually ran into each other at the supermarket
You, having a kid ykyk go to the store every now and then so you don't starve
And you saw Aizawaaaaa
And you basically just run up to him n go "Aizawa-san!"
Man was terrified
Basically you struck up another conversation
One topic led to another topic, and before you knew it, you said "Hey wanna get dinner sometime?"
He got sO REd
Ofc he said yes he isn't a loser smh
And BOOM relationship
How You Are As A Couple
Cuuute
Zawa is soft for you but he will admit it the day he dies
He doesn't have to admit it though
He's obvious frfr
Present Mic and Midnight tease him about it all the time
You're picking him up from work?
Bet ur ass they'll poke fun at him
They are actually happy for him though, the man needs some love
Aizawa is surprisingly affectoinate
He won't initiate anything though
He'll just kind of hover around you until you invite him to cuddle
man is hopeless
But now for the elephant in the room
Your son 0-0
Denki actually didn't know you and Aizawa were together until like 2 or 3 months after
Aizawa had left his keys at your place
And you figured "hey why not give them to him, it's along the way to my work anyways"
So you pull up to UA
Check in through the front (cause security ykyk), and head to his classroom
You open the door, say "hey babe you left your keys," dropped the keys on his desk, gave him a kiss on the cheek, waved to denki, and left
The chaos you just walked away from
"AIZAWA-SENSEI'S DATING MY DAD???"
Kirishima and Mina will not let him live it down
Denki totally calls Aizawa dad just to gauge his reaction
So much chaos I love it
#m!reader#mha x male reader#anime x male reader#male reader#x male reader#bnha x male reader#aizawa shouta x male reader#aizawa x male reader
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Things Family/Friends Say as Prompts Part 10!!
In honor of part 10 being out, here's 100 prompts!!
"I made a pie because I was procrastinating."
"These pants make my ass look great, thank you very much!"
"Well, shit. It seems I've forgotten my pants."
"I find your pettiness to be funny as hell."
*tall person interrupting short person* "That's enough from the peanut gallery."
"He probably thought there was real crack in it."
"I'm getting caffeine so I don't kill people."
"Don't ask a personal question unless you are 100% ready for the answer."
"Look at me. Just because you can fight this alone, it doesn't mean you have to."
"It's not my fault you seem to have lost all rational sense!"
"We're a violent generation, mother!"
"You're a monstrosity." "Yeah, but a sexy monstrosity."
"Why are you covered in glitter?"
"I'm not sure if I'm feeling pride well up inside me, or if it's vomit."
*carries a plush yoda in their backpack* "The force says fuck you."
"I found out that 90% of my coworkers don't know how a fucking clock works."
"Don't ask me if I'm okay, I'm in a constant state of panic."
"Where's my fucking watch!" *flips desk*
"It was 4 bucks at Goodwill, let me live my life!"
"Out of all the people in this room with nerves to push, you choose to tap dance on mine."
"If you're not careful, I will shove a lit firecracker down your pants."
"Wow you are such a gay disaster."
*watches someone do parkour* "What a Chad!"
"I don't know what it is but it smells bad and tastes worse."
"Stop being so hot!"
*singing in Not English* "Wow that song is beautiful." *pterydactyl screech*
"It gave it's body up for science!" "THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT IT!"
*multiple warning alarms going off* "Hell yeah, party time!"
"I wear anything I want! Regardless of weather!"
"My student's opinions don't matter!"
"I'm not doing that, I'd look like one of those thumb people in Spy Kids."
"You're just a problem in general."
"Now hOW IN THE GODDAMN FUCK..."
*talking about coffee* "Get that bitter bean-water out of my face!"
"That man is a national treasure."
"This is about my job, not my looks!"
"You're vibes are rancid."
"Can you come drop me off a new pair of pants, please? I spilt acid on my old ones."
"Let me listen to my punk music, you binary bitch!"
"Let me aggresively love you!!"
"I'm too sick for your bullshit today, so can you just get me some soup and fuck off?"
"It was weird then and it's weird now, so shut up."
"Nothing is binary and everything is gay, you ignorant bitch!"
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits since you think you're so smart, but it's unfair to go against an unarmed opponent."
"Just... Promise me you won't get into any more fights this year?"
"I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and chronic anxiety, so sass me again and see what happens."
*screaming* "What are you doing?" "Self care! It's either this or I go set someone on fire!"
"If you wanted a nice guy, you shouldn't have treated me like a villain."
"Why are you drinking cereal and milk out of a mug?"
"I'm sorry you have a tattoo where?"
"I'm always a slut for mashed potatoes."
"You look terrible. I mean that in the nicest way possible."
"You look real fancy, dare I say 'hobo chic'."
"That is both romantic and disgusting."
"Damn you are the hottest boy in a skirt I've ever seen." "I'm the only boy in a skirt you've ever seen..."
"Life is a rollercoaster and it has no seatbelts, let's fucking go!"
*repeatedly smacking them with a book* "Stop. Being. Such. A. Himbo."
"I probably just saved your life, but there's no need to thank me. You should just start listening to me."
*dramatically throws themself on the couch* "I can and I will be as dramatic as I fucking want, ok?"
"You need to stop! You could die!" "That's the fucking point!" "...Wait what?"
"Get out of my way before I pick you up and throw you across the damn room."
"I feel like a sad sack of shit."
"Let me eat my depression cookies in peace!"
"It's not my fault you're a feral beast."
"Just because I'm dead, it doesn't mean I don't have feelings." (ghost au???)
"Point to a place on the globe and I promise we'll go there after graduation."
"How dare you. You don't have the right to even say his name after the shit you've put him through."
*hiss* “Okay, you are not a cat, now calm down.”
"No more yeeting dirt from the neighbors for your garden."
"I mostly live off coffee and despair."
"I told my students that if they all passed their final, I'd ask you out. I don't think I've ever seen everyone study so hard in my life."
*after getting in a fight at school* "It's not that bad, I'll be fine. You can kill them later."
"It is my God-given right to be a bitch am I'm going to use it."
"Just because God gave you a mouth, doesn't mean you should use it."
"You're just a walking meme, aren't you?"
"Can I get a Hell Yeah?" *southern accent* "HeLl YeAh!"
"Pfft! In what dimension is that true?!"
"Just. Get. Out. Please..."
"Sometimes I wonder if those soulmate tropes in fanfics are real." "... Is this why I caught you writing down full conversations on your arm?"
"This is your plan?" "Yep." "It's incredibly dangerous." "Sounds right." "It could kill you." "Let's hope it doesn't."
"Wanna go play hide-and-seek at IKEA?"
"I'm gonna get drunk and binge watch Scooby Doo. You in?"
"You finally managed to surprise me, you crafty little shit."
"Can you walk?" "No, I think my leg's broken. Can you carry me?"
"I will never be anything but mediocre in this universe."
"You should replace the batteries in those things, they're not working right." "Oh no, my hearing aids work fine. Ignoring you was a conscious decision."
"What are you doing?" "Waiting. I do that."
*said to two men* "Alright girls, calm down. You're both pretty!" "I am so much prettier than him!"
"If you'll excuse me, I drank a 5-hour Energy and now I'm going to chew caffeine gum and explode."
"I'd sacrifice myself for you in a heartbeat."
"Fuck Claire's! We're getting you pierced at a real shop!"
"You're such an ass." "Thank you, it's a natural talent."
"It's only a matter of time before I injure myself on accident."
"Don't say you're sorry, you've done nothing wrong."
*context: age regression as a coping mechanism* "You can be as little as you want, baby. I'll be right here."
"I can tell your anxiety's acting up. Want to squeeze my hand?"
"I'm constantly afraid that my parents will find out I'm lgbtq+, and one day I'll come home from school and my house keys won't work anymore..."
"You're injured way too much, the hospital staff know you by name."
"Yes hi I love you, now give me attention."
"Can you draw on my arm? I like the feeling, and it kinda helps with anxiety..."
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